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managone16 · 5 months ago

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Barty, wondering where the fuck everyone was: Everyone: Regulus, shouting at a party: Ev, where is Barty? Evan: Barty? Regulus, pausing: Y'know, your boyfriend, the one we're having this party for. Evan: Evan: I will be right back. Regulus: YOU FORGOT TO TELL YOUR ONLY BOYFRIEND ABOUT HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY-

#evan is so cooked #barty will eat him #in a bad way #Reg is so done w his bitches #dead gay wizards from the 70s #hp marauders #jegulus #marauders #marauders era #regulus black #trans regulus #slytherin skittles #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #jegulily

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sansacel · 5 months ago

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my wife

#‘ned loves my hair’#bitch he isn’t special i do too #i love catelyn #i love my wife #grrm cooked so bad w the tully color palette #catelyn tully #catelyn stark #a song of ice and fire #house stark #house tully #asoiaf #my art #asoiaf fanart

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3liza · 28 days ago

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day 2 having a giant ribeye for dinner and today i did like three hours of chores. think there might be something to this "eating" thing

#blog #have to remember to defrost meat for tomorrow #i mean i EAT but carbs are easiest you know #and i think they may be poisoning me for stupid autoimmune reasons #longtime readers will already of hearing me talk about this #i just keep eating carbs because carbs are soooooo tasty and so much easier than cooking fresh meat #blast my stupid baja life #food #if i “listened to my body” i would eat frosted oatmeal cookie all day and die #i would eat an entire tray of Lofthouse pink cookies over a period of 12 hours #and then wonder why i felt bad #never listen to your body that bitch has a score to keep #and miles to go before i sleep

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inkmo · 1 year ago

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I made meringue cookies 4 tomorrow breakfast. my niece and nephew love em.

instant noodles 4 dinner however

#bad bitches cook #i have been cooking almost literally all day #feeling energized #broke my 4 coffee a day rule tho 4 key lime

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killersansreal · 4 months ago

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Since I'm bored....

Your choice

#killer sans #bad sanses #horror sans #dust sans #nightmare sans #error sans #Gonna be honest #i forgot dusts scarf #100% cooked bro #Update:#i added his scarf #hes still a bitch tho :/

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riphimopen · 2 months ago

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PRE REDEMPTION HEX. MANHANDLE THAT GOTH❗❗❗❗❗

#my art #hex #vilgax #ben ten #gwen voice VILGAX DID YOU FUCK MY UNCLE #hex furious thinking voice His VAGINA is out just touching the floor... !#basically they team up like once back in the day because vilgax figures he can use hex to take out gwen; ofc its a failure #because they end up arguing over who gets to kill max #and then nowadays hex is reformed and vilgax pulls up yet again like hey girl oh youre not a bad bitch anymore? SAD well im still gonna g #grind on you in the club. LOL #hex HATES it sitting in his mind palace sweating gritting his teeth mad as hell glaring at nothing thinking about that tight latex.. COOKED

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djevelbl · 6 months ago

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Ace Attorney crossover where, in very typical Phoenix Wright fashion, he's neglected to find out WHO IN HELL his newest client is until he's sitting right across from him at the detention center's visitation room, and he's forced to confront the fact that he's going to bat for a murderous clown who IS innocent this time around

Aka: Ace Attorney crossover, but ClownPierce is his client--

#yea so im cooking chat #can you SEE the vision #phoenix panicking bc clowns assassin status is a secret told with OPEN doors — everyone knows it but nobody can prove it #clown being the most respectful client phoenix has ever had and somehow STILL the most deranged #something something clownzy at some point bc these bad bitches cant be kept appart from each other #uhhhhhh the real killer isssss oh man idk. fuckin. uh #what would be the funniest option???#reddoons? ashswag?? minutetech maybe??? idk man I've not watched lifesteal enough to know the dynamics #in my head the real killer is branzy who gets away with it and only did it bc he was trying to court clown with that #(bc OFC he would)#and takes them all out on a dinner as an apology #maya is all in for whatever the fuck is this weird shit going on #she's having the time of her life #maya is like. using clown as a climbing gym and speaking to him and doing her weird medium tricks with him #he's probably teaching her how to use a knife and how to disarm a man thrice her size in 20 different ways #the only reason phoenie isn't stopping him is bc he's still kinda traumatized from the whole matt engarde debacle #i think the only infinitely funnier option to this is if BRANZY is the defendant #mostly bc clown bursting into the court waiting room to chastise branzy and make sure hes okay and be menacingly standing in a corner is-#-my personal peak comedy honestly #also just bc phoenix would get constant peeks at the bloodthirsty creature living in his veins...#also is it peek? peak? peek right???#fuck english #just.#imagine it #phoenix being mildly terrified of what everyone considers is a wet poodle lost in ikea #anyway #demon rambles™#ace attorney #ace attorney phoenix wright #clownpierce

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amaterasu-art · 5 months ago

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That one girl who prefers tough love ( ◡̀_◡́)ᕤ <3

Yeleen, My Candy Love New Gen

#mcl yeleen #yeleen #my candy love #amor doce #amour sucre #słodki flirt #corazon de melon #mcl new gen #new gen #female dominance #bdsmplay #let her cook #valentines #valentines day #valentines event #bad bitch

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13urningstars · 7 months ago

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13URNINGSTARS : An Independent, semi-selective and crossover friendly RP blog, featuring CHERRYBOMB OF VOS IACON. Focusing on war, finding happiness in the little things, passion that burns down everything around it, unyielding determination, and living in spite of everything.

18+, semi-selective with fluctuating activity. Mun BUG is 20+, and goes by she/they/it. Free to reblog. Art credit.

#✧ || SPIN THAT RECORD ONE MORE TIME : SELF PROMO.#✧ || YOUR BIGGEST FAN : PROMO.#I THINK I COOKED #they hate to see a bad bitch coming #finally made a promo for this blog ANJSDHJA

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rynnthefangirl · 1 year ago

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The Breaking Bad universe is top tier because it consists of rich, poignant, beautiful dramas starring the absolute silliest men you have ever seen in your entire life.

#walter white may be the one who knocks but he also cooks meth in his tighty whiteys and writes out pro/con lists when contemplating murder #jesse pinkman physically cannot stop saying the word bitch #when together they synergy of their silliness reaches off-the-chart proportions #Jimmy needs no words we all know what that man is like #breaking bad #better call saul #walter white #jesse pinkman #jimmy mcgill

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bloodibambiidoll · 10 months ago

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