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Just a couple congratulating one another after podium.
#f1 art#fa14#webbonso#mw2#âbut padi it's not webbonso wed-â IDC#the nation (me) is starving and i need to cook for myself#if you saw someone screaming like the bitch from AHS in the middle of the track that was me my bad#my art
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I made meringue cookies 4 tomorrow breakfast. my niece and nephew love em.
instant noodles 4 dinner however
#bad bitches cook#i have been cooking almost literally all day#feeling energized#broke my 4 coffee a day rule tho 4 key lime
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Really fucked up that two ppl can care about each other and make their best efforts to communicate and still end up hurting each other so badly they cannot stand to be in the same room.
#my stuff#i feel soooo bad talking to my therapist about the same topics over multiple weeks#like i feel like they're sooo sick of it like damn can this bitch get Over It alreadyyyy#hi yes actually can we talk about the near catastrophic sense of betrayal and loss that has haunted my soul for over a month?#can we talk about how I overcompensate for other's possible feelings and emotions to desperately mask my terror at feeling out of control#can we talk about how even when I know ppl acted with logical reasons necessary for their situation it still hurt me?#and that this pain fills me up with so much anger and frustration that I'm powerless to put anywhere that won't hurt someone#so it just cooks me inside and makes me grind my teeth constantly for weeks#im so angry i did not deserve to be treated like this it's not fair and I have no capacity to fix it or control when it feels better#i just have to survive and wait until i forget about it and hope they don't decide to reach out and fuck it all up#cause i can see that happening#i'll finally be free of thinking about them and generally going about my day unbothered and they'll ask to get coffee or something#and I have no idea what I should do in that scenario. because I don't think we can be friends.#and you have not treated me with the compassion and warmth I treated you#i would want to say mean things. hurtful things. I would want to bite back for once.#and that's not me. that's not who I want to be.#i don't wanna see you. go away. don't talk to me if you're not going to make the pain go away.
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Ace Attorney crossover where, in very typical Phoenix Wright fashion, he's neglected to find out WHO IN HELL his newest client is until he's sitting right across from him at the detention center's visitation room, and he's forced to confront the fact that he's going to bat for a murderous clown who IS innocent this time around
Aka: Ace Attorney crossover, but ClownPierce is his client--
#yea so im cooking chat#can you SEE the vision#phoenix panicking bc clowns assassin status is a secret told with OPEN doors â everyone knows it but nobody can prove it#clown being the most respectful client phoenix has ever had and somehow STILL the most deranged#something something clownzy at some point bc these bad bitches cant be kept appart from each other#uhhhhhh the real killer isssss oh man idk. fuckin. uh#what would be the funniest option???#reddoons? ashswag?? minutetech maybe??? idk man I've not watched lifesteal enough to know the dynamics#in my head the real killer is branzy who gets away with it and only did it bc he was trying to court clown with that#(bc OFC he would)#and takes them all out on a dinner as an apology#maya is all in for whatever the fuck is this weird shit going on#she's having the time of her life#maya is like. using clown as a climbing gym and speaking to him and doing her weird medium tricks with him#he's probably teaching her how to use a knife and how to disarm a man thrice her size in 20 different ways#the only reason phoenie isn't stopping him is bc he's still kinda traumatized from the whole matt engarde debacle#i think the only infinitely funnier option to this is if BRANZY is the defendant#mostly bc clown bursting into the court waiting room to chastise branzy and make sure hes okay and be menacingly standing in a corner is-#-my personal peak comedy honestly#also just bc phoenix would get constant peeks at the bloodthirsty creature living in his veins...#also is it peek? peak? peek right???#fuck english#just.#imagine it#phoenix being mildly terrified of what everyone considers is a wet poodle lost in ikea#anyway#demon ramblesâą#ace attorney#ace attorney phoenix wright#clownpierce
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The Breaking Bad universe is top tier because it consists of rich, poignant, beautiful dramas starring the absolute silliest men you have ever seen in your entire life.
#walter white may be the one who knocks but he also cooks meth in his tighty whiteys and writes out pro/con lists when contemplating murder#jesse pinkman physically cannot stop saying the word bitch#when together they synergy of their silliness reaches off-the-chart proportions#Jimmy needs no words we all know what that man is like#breaking bad#better call saul#walter white#jesse pinkman#jimmy mcgill
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Rafeâs goth!gf riding passenger seat
#sheâs me#rafe Cameron#rafe coded#rafe core#rafe cameron concepts#rafe concepts#rafe x reader#rafe x goth!reader#should I make a Rafe and goth!reader AU?#sheâs not like weird!girl sheâs a fucking bad bitch who doesnât take no shit#after kinktober Iâll have to cook something up
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#columbo#season 2#double shock#uncle: deep fried#uncle clifford your bitch too bad. your drip too fire. your swag too thick#they cooked with this
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guys I fucked up..
thought it would be cool for me n my friend to "mark eachother" w my deodorant in the park near school (I had it in my pe kit) and uhhh
mb y'all (im so cooked đ)
#karmaajr rambles#deodorant#deodorant burn#i have another one on my right arm#it isn't that bad though#do y'all think this is bad#pls be honest#anyways don't question the arm hair đ„°đ„°#IT'S IN MY GENES#anyways yeah#impulsive#damn my stupidity#i always regret this things after#y'all istg if I have to go to the hospital...#no im actually cooked tho#if that happens#expect never to hear from me again#mediblr#medical health#medical help#tumblr help#PLSSS#I REALLY NEED THIS NOT TO BE A BIG DEAL#I GOT THE IDEA FROM MY OTHER FRIEND#SHE DID IT A FEW WEEKS AGO OUT OF CURIOUSITY (and let go 6-7 seconds later) AND AFTER TOLD ME NOT TO WHEN I PONDERED ALOUD (accidnerally#) AND YE I FUCKED UP#send help#tw self harm#lowkey did it for the adrenaline yall mbbbb đđđ (it genuinley felt like how it used to feel when i cut myself and that lowkey excited me)#tw stupid bitch
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13URNINGSTARS : An Independent, semi-selective and crossover friendly RP blog, featuring CHERRYBOMB OF VOS IACON. Focusing on war, finding happiness in the little things, passion that burns down everything around it, unyielding determination, and living in spite of everything.Â
18+, semi-selective with fluctuating activity. Mun BUG is 20+, and goes by she/they/it. Free to reblog. Art credit.
#⧠|| SPIN THAT RECORD ONE MORE TIME : SELF PROMO.#⧠|| YOUR BIGGEST FAN : PROMO.#I THINK I COOKED#they hate to see a bad bitch coming#finally made a promo for this blog ANJSDHJA
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I feel like it is potentially not the wildest idea that perhaps if you Hate Christmas and are going to be a Rude Ass Cunt for the entire evening it may be a good idea to not demand that the holiday happens at your house? Demanding that *you host* claiming that you *love hosting* and then, actually, getting mad at everyone for every little thing and overall just having an obnoxious attitude complaining left right and centre over any thing you can think of
You can just choose to not be a part of the holiday. You can be a grown ass adult and say âI donât want to receive or give gifts this yearâ or âIâm not liking hosting so letâs do it elsewhereâ or any number of potential communication tactics that arenât Snapping At Everyone For Any Given Reason
You can just, yknow, not participate instead of actively ruining the evening for everyone youâre supposed to care about?
#this is the individual who tells me my doctor is wrong and my medication doses are bad bc salt is the devil#he used to be Christmas obsessed but over the last like three four years#heâs just gotten angrier and angrier#and quite honestly#I used to hate Christmas and all it made me think of#but this year I tried really hard and made Christmas something I wanted to be a part of again with#My New Family#so his attitude just wrenched that whole thing right up#My Family (Jack and pets) were a delightful Christmas#but fuck the BIL MIL combo was a shitshow#he bitched about the cookies and bread that I brought#he yelled at Jack because he disagrees with her doctors over things he has no business speaking on#snapped at his mom because she *checks notes* cooked the food to his preferences (he likes his meat drier than everyone else)#so she cooked it longer and everyone else just adds gravy to make it moister again#he was pissed about that for some reason#he shrugged off and moped about muttering shit about any gift he opened that we bought him#which#we specifically asked what he wanted bc heâs a picky bitch#and bought EXACTLY what he said he wanted#snapped at Jack for *offering to break down the boxes and take them to the recycling*#I cannot make this shit up#he yelled at his mom for coughing too much?#(medications making her throat dry??????)#like seriously?#at that rate just go sit in your room and mope to yourself#youâre almost 40 dude get your head out of your ass
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good morning
#eddie brock#venom#i did this. yesterday so i (maybe?) saved it But its an excuse for me to talk about my eddie cooking headcanons#Of which there are few that include He doesnt suck so bad at it but working up the energy to do it 99% of the time is like shooting himself#so this is absolutely soul rending for him. but i think he can make a Decent Autism Meal. like huge batch of rice for example#depression meals are a staple etc. we know about the tater tots#i just think its funny. anyway. i wanted to share my pain. shout out to bitches who suck at cooking bc they have adhd#scart
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super neat to see people enjoy my radioactive fossil sans. do not attempt to eat this freak!
#this bad bitch goes by he/it pronounce#actively hates on a human it has never seen before#would melt and sizzle in your mouth and melt your tongue off if eaten#is a gaming god at cooking mama#dont fuck with it and its cooking skills#nerdact#sans#sans oc#sooshdraws
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those both sides are bad morons are just undercover greens lmao
i sincerely question these peoples intelligence
bc it is clear that this both sides are bad bs is just a way to sneakily justify the greens bc they know that supporting the greens outright is tantamount to admitting that theyâre misogynists
they are intelligent enough to know that taking the greens side outright is a bad look but are too stupid to realize that claiming both sides are bad is just as idiotic of a stance to take
they also completely lack self awareness because they donât even realize that taking the both sides are bad stance is a misogynistic stance as well
the worst part is that these people sincerely believe that they are enlightened and correct
you people need to get your heads checked bc there is only one correct side and itâs the blacks
btw this green vs black bs is just trump vs hillary
both candidates fucking sucked ass and deserve to rot in hell but one side was infinitely better than the other
pssst hillary was the better choice
literally look at what has happened to womenâs rights in america after trump became president. fucking look. now look at what has happened to westerosi noblewomen and their obvious decline of power after rhaenyra was murdered.
ofc rhaenyra isnât even close to being as awful as hillary, but you couldnât convince me that book aegon isnât trump just not orange and show aegon seems to be getting there
#anti hotd#team black#anti team green#hotd fandom critical#rhaenyra and hillary need to be eternally suffering doe eyed bitches for these people to consider supporting them#but aegon like trump gets all his shit excused by these same fuckers#âboth sides are badâ shuuuuutttt uppp morons#acting like rhaenyra and the blacks are as bad as the greens is as hilarious as acting like hillary was as bad as trump#rhaenyra sitting on the throne for a few decades wouldâve done wonders for all women all across westeros#just as hillary winning the election wouldâve done wonders for women in america#george absolutely cooked with fire and blood#he was spot on with everything and the effects rhaenyra dying early would have on westeros#cause look at what hillary losing has led to for women#george may fail at the numbers game but he only takes Ws with his views on social inequality#and how social inequality effects his characters
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Now, you who has set foot in this world. Your journey has reached its end, but one final doorway remains. Step forth, if you have understood the meaning of your journey. Defeat me, command me to step aside, show me that you are worthier than I to rescue her. Then, the threads of all fate will be yours to re-weave. My memory has all but faded completely... But I will always remember how much she too, loved these flowers.
âDainsleif, Teyvat Chapter Storyline Preview
BITCH NO. DAIN IS THE FINAL BOSS??? I AINT COMMANDING YOU TO STEP ASIDE SIR. I AM DYING. I WILL MEET MY DEMISE. DID YOU SEE HIM PUTTING THAT PROTECTIVE BARRIER AROUND US DURING THAT QUEST??? WHAT THE FUCK? I CANT FIGHT DAINSLEIF. HE TOO STRONG (and hot-) I WILL DIE.
anyways soo. who is she? lumine? she has inteyvats (âthese flowersâ) in her hair so is it her? also, the final quest of genshin should be called âThe Sea of Flowers in the Endâ (did i capitalize that correctly?) who does dain wanna rescue? WAS DAIN IN LOVE??? his last sentence makes it seem like he may have loved âherâ. My memory has all but faded completely⊠But I will always remember how much she too, loved these flowers.
it sounds like âsheâ may have been his lover or smth. dain in love? im actually kinda here for it tbh. or i might be overthinking cuz i know shit about the lore. i had to read about every. single. damn. thing. in every. single. archon. quest.
i wanna actually skip the entirety of natlan jus for snezhnaya cuz like, yess??? i want snezhnaya. i wanna infiltrate a few fatui strongholds (maybe meet pantalone i simp-) i wanna see the tsaritsa cuz we know what mauvika (pyro archon) or smth looks like. dont know bout you but i dont actually really like her design. idk why i dont like gingers (childe is an exception) her and aloy just arent it (nobody likes aloy anyway) also, arent her (pyro archon) and zhonglis japanese voice actors married? i will pull for her JUST to put her and zhongli in one team*. unless shes strong, ofc. if shes like, alhaitham level strong then bitch ill main her (ill just switch between her, alhaitham, and scara. simple.) but besides that, if she isnt strong and/or doesnt make exploring easier then i dont see a reason to main her. the archons should be strong, theyre fucking gods if theyre weak thats wrong. for ex, zhongli drops THE FUCKING MOON ON YOU for his burst, ei whips out an EYE??? and slashes you with the ELECTRO-LIGHTNING-POWERED-BOOBA-KATANA-SWORD, venti summons a LITERAL BLACK HOLE as his burst, nahidaaa⊠nahida, gives you⊠free housing? with furina you can turn into JESUS and WALK ON WATER (idk if this counts but neuvilette kills ANYTHING and EVERYTHING within like oh, i dont know! THREE SECONDS???)
*if guizhong ever becomes playable somehow (ik shes dead but still) then scratch that i will pull for guizhong and put HER and zhongli together just because, lovers shouldnt be seperated.
#this was longer than intended#i loved this#this was fun#this is my longest post#a little rant#genshin rant#genshin lore#genshin characters#natlan#mauvika#pyro archon#guizhong#zhongli#dainsleif#final boss#im scared#im screwed#were cooked#were doomed#if we have to fight dainsleif imma cry#please no i stand no chance#gonna be as bad as the fight against arleâŠ#i have trauma from arle#please dain dont traumatize me đ#bitch did dainsleif use to love âherâ?#romance? im here for it#alhaitham#archons#hydro dragon#ludex of fontaine yall i simp-
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Iâm cooking, I can see the end in sight!
Letâs gooooooooooo!
Writing takes a long time in between shifts at work, and sleeping, so it feels so rewarding to almost finish a fic that Iâve been writing on and off since June 1st.
Iâm stoked be so close to getting this out of my drafts and out onto the blog đ„ł
#what in hell is bad#what in âhellâ is bad?#prettybusy what in âhellâ is bad?#whb sitri#teafood is cooking#she really said chef chef up in this bitch#Iâll probably have this finished before Saturday ends#teafoodwrites
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itâs so concerning how obsessed people online are with celebrities relationships. the same people who say âthey donât know you and wouldnât want youâ when you stick up for a celebrity whoâs done nothing wrong proceeds to drag a man they DONT know and will NEVER know based on RUMORS like weâre in HIGH SCHOOL and proceed to drag his looks like that is ever a good place to go.
#these are the same people bragging about preaching body positivity btw#thereâs a reason i never believe people when they compliment me#and itâs because everybody on the internet just fucking lies about their morals!#all the fucking time!#yall just out here telling the truth to try and look good.#you donât.#first of all if you have to insult someone you could use any valid wrongdoing as an insult#but you donât even know if itâs true so you go for his looks#which is not a valid insult and makes you look like the bully that you are#second of all#shut the fuck up?#literally go touch grass#like physically#please#there are real things in the world that SHOULD matter to you more than the personal lives of random thirty year olds you donât know#you CAN do something good in the world instead of wasting your life away on tiktok or instagram getting shits and giggles from bullying#bullying someone you donât know mind you#but just because theyâre celebrities they donât register as real people in your heads so you just tippity tap away#meanwhile youâre making other people feel bad for no clear reason#you know other people who have similar looks to the celebrity your insulting can read#right?#if you bully a celebrity for their eyes#somebody with similar eyes will probably see that and feel like shit#but worry not dear virtue signaler#im sure next week youâll be preaching inclusivity again#because this world is made of fake bitches whoâve never been genuine for a fucking moment in their life#anyways#iâm a bit pissed can you tell#i cooked though
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