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managone16 · 19 days ago

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Barty, wondering where the fuck everyone was: Everyone: Regulus, shouting at a party: Ev, where is Barty? Evan: Barty? Regulus, pausing: Y'know, your boyfriend, the one we're having this party for. Evan: Evan: I will be right back. Regulus: YOU FORGOT TO TELL YOUR ONLY BOYFRIEND ABOUT HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY-

#evan is so cooked #barty will eat him #in a bad way #Reg is so done w his bitches #dead gay wizards from the 70s #hp marauders #jegulus #marauders #marauders era #regulus black #trans regulus #slytherin skittles #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #jegulily

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sansacel · 17 days ago

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my wife

#‘ned loves my hair’#bitch he isn’t special i do too #i love catelyn #i love my wife #grrm cooked so bad w the tully color palette #catelyn tully #catelyn stark #a song of ice and fire #house stark #house tully #asoiaf #my art #asoiaf fanart

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padiduys · 4 months ago

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Just a couple congratulating one another after podium.

#f1 art #fa14 #webbonso #mw2 #“but padi it's not webbonso wed-” IDC #the nation (me) is starving and i need to cook for myself #if you saw someone screaming like the bitch from AHS in the middle of the track that was me my bad #my art

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inkmo · 11 months ago

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I made meringue cookies 4 tomorrow breakfast. my niece and nephew love em.

instant noodles 4 dinner however

#bad bitches cook #i have been cooking almost literally all day #feeling energized #broke my 4 coffee a day rule tho 4 key lime

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luthqrs · 23 days ago

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"Yeah, but they don't like to enrol using their real names. I mean... Dasha?" JENNIFER JAREAU in CRIMINAL MINDS 13x03 | 'Blue Angel'

#yes yes media liaison jj was everything but you couldn't pry profiler jj from my ice cold dead hands even if you went at me with a crowbar #how could you not adore her??#if you can't handle a bad bitch then just say that #it's been a hot minute since i made these they were getting real cosy in my drafts #jennifer jareau #jj jareau #jennifer jj jareau #criminal minds #aj cook #cm #cmedit #criminal minds gif #luthqrs #luthqrsgifs #luthqrscm #crim s13 #cm 13x03 #blue angel

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transmechanicus · 10 months ago

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Really fucked up that two ppl can care about each other and make their best efforts to communicate and still end up hurting each other so badly they cannot stand to be in the same room.

#my stuff #i feel soooo bad talking to my therapist about the same topics over multiple weeks #like i feel like they're sooo sick of it like damn can this bitch get Over It alreadyyyy #hi yes actually can we talk about the near catastrophic sense of betrayal and loss that has haunted my soul for over a month?#can we talk about how I overcompensate for other's possible feelings and emotions to desperately mask my terror at feeling out of control #can we talk about how even when I know ppl acted with logical reasons necessary for their situation it still hurt me?#and that this pain fills me up with so much anger and frustration that I'm powerless to put anywhere that won't hurt someone #so it just cooks me inside and makes me grind my teeth constantly for weeks #im so angry i did not deserve to be treated like this it's not fair and I have no capacity to fix it or control when it feels better #i just have to survive and wait until i forget about it and hope they don't decide to reach out and fuck it all up #cause i can see that happening #i'll finally be free of thinking about them and generally going about my day unbothered and they'll ask to get coffee or something #and I have no idea what I should do in that scenario. because I don't think we can be friends.#and you have not treated me with the compassion and warmth I treated you #i would want to say mean things. hurtful things. I would want to bite back for once.#and that's not me. that's not who I want to be.#i don't wanna see you. go away. don't talk to me if you're not going to make the pain go away.

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djevelbl · 2 months ago

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Ace Attorney crossover where, in very typical Phoenix Wright fashion, he's neglected to find out WHO IN HELL his newest client is until he's sitting right across from him at the detention center's visitation room, and he's forced to confront the fact that he's going to bat for a murderous clown who IS innocent this time around

Aka: Ace Attorney crossover, but ClownPierce is his client--

#yea so im cooking chat #can you SEE the vision #phoenix panicking bc clowns assassin status is a secret told with OPEN doors — everyone knows it but nobody can prove it #clown being the most respectful client phoenix has ever had and somehow STILL the most deranged #something something clownzy at some point bc these bad bitches cant be kept appart from each other #uhhhhhh the real killer isssss oh man idk. fuckin. uh #what would be the funniest option???#reddoons? ashswag?? minutetech maybe??? idk man I've not watched lifesteal enough to know the dynamics #in my head the real killer is branzy who gets away with it and only did it bc he was trying to court clown with that #(bc OFC he would)#and takes them all out on a dinner as an apology #maya is all in for whatever the fuck is this weird shit going on #she's having the time of her life #maya is like. using clown as a climbing gym and speaking to him and doing her weird medium tricks with him #he's probably teaching her how to use a knife and how to disarm a man thrice her size in 20 different ways #the only reason phoenie isn't stopping him is bc he's still kinda traumatized from the whole matt engarde debacle #i think the only infinitely funnier option to this is if BRANZY is the defendant #mostly bc clown bursting into the court waiting room to chastise branzy and make sure hes okay and be menacingly standing in a corner is-#-my personal peak comedy honestly #also just bc phoenix would get constant peeks at the bloodthirsty creature living in his veins...#also is it peek? peak? peek right???#fuck english #just.#imagine it #phoenix being mildly terrified of what everyone considers is a wet poodle lost in ikea #anyway #demon rambles™#ace attorney #ace attorney phoenix wright #clownpierce

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rynnthefangirl · 1 year ago

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The Breaking Bad universe is top tier because it consists of rich, poignant, beautiful dramas starring the absolute silliest men you have ever seen in your entire life.

#walter white may be the one who knocks but he also cooks meth in his tighty whiteys and writes out pro/con lists when contemplating murder #jesse pinkman physically cannot stop saying the word bitch #when together they synergy of their silliness reaches off-the-chart proportions #Jimmy needs no words we all know what that man is like #breaking bad #better call saul #walter white #jesse pinkman #jimmy mcgill

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bloodibambiidoll · 5 months ago

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Rafe’s goth!gf riding passenger seat

#she’s me #rafe Cameron #rafe coded #rafe core #rafe cameron concepts #rafe concepts #rafe x reader #rafe x goth!reader #should I make a Rafe and goth!reader AU?#she’s not like weird!girl she’s a fucking bad bitch who doesn’t take no shit #after kinktober I’ll have to cook something up

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columboscreens · 1 year ago

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#columbo #season 2 #double shock #uncle: deep fried #uncle clifford your bitch too bad. your drip too fire. your swag too thick #they cooked with this

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karmaajr · 4 months ago

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guys I fucked up..

thought it would be cool for me n my friend to "mark eachother" w my deodorant in the park near school (I had it in my pe kit) and uhhh

mb y'all (im so cooked 💀)

#karmaajr rambles #deodorant #deodorant burn #i have another one on my right arm #it isn't that bad though #do y'all think this is bad #pls be honest #anyways don't question the arm hair 🥰🥰#IT'S IN MY GENES #anyways yeah #impulsive #damn my stupidity #i always regret this things after #y'all istg if I have to go to the hospital...#no im actually cooked tho #if that happens #expect never to hear from me again #mediblr #medical health #medical help #tumblr help #PLSSS #I REALLY NEED THIS NOT TO BE A BIG DEAL #I GOT THE IDEA FROM MY OTHER FRIEND #SHE DID IT A FEW WEEKS AGO OUT OF CURIOUSITY (and let go 6-7 seconds later) AND AFTER TOLD ME NOT TO WHEN I PONDERED ALOUD (accidnerally #) AND YE I FUCKED UP #send help #tw self harm #lowkey did it for the adrenaline yall mbbbb 😔😔😔 (it genuinley felt like how it used to feel when i cut myself and that lowkey excited me)#tw stupid bitch

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13urningstars · 2 months ago

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13URNINGSTARS : An Independent, semi-selective and crossover friendly RP blog, featuring CHERRYBOMB OF VOS IACON. Focusing on war, finding happiness in the little things, passion that burns down everything around it, unyielding determination, and living in spite of everything.

18+, semi-selective with fluctuating activity. Mun BUG is 20+, and goes by she/they/it. Free to reblog. Art credit.

#✧ || SPIN THAT RECORD ONE MORE TIME : SELF PROMO.#✧ || YOUR BIGGEST FAN : PROMO.#I THINK I COOKED #they hate to see a bad bitch coming #finally made a promo for this blog ANJSDHJA

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britneytyme · 30 days ago

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Making the red shorts!

Got really high and stayed up way too late!!!

Still need to do the hemming.

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boxwinebaddie · 28 days ago

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this selena cover is the cd song ever of all time jysk :*

#bro i just KNOW this was the first song they played at that cd concert and it went HARD AS FUCK oh my GOD BRO HELL YA #rs bein nostalgic and doin 90s punkrock covers of all the songs in spanish tht sharon used to play around the house while she cooked #LIKE TODAVIA???? AYYYYYYYOOooo PERDEDOR??? MIS OJOS LLORAN POR TI???? BIIIITCH AZUCAR AMARGO??? AAaaAaA #incredible n iconic and i do think this was her favorite one </3 #awwww askldhsk AAAAA screaming crying throwing up #anything for selenas mothafuccccccccccka anything for YOU mama! blowin a kiss up to heaven bitch OOOOOoooUCh #if i put rs in the emo grungy rockstar boy version of the iconic purple selena jumpsuit during the sp winter formal performance #at sp high? WHAAAAT THEEEEEEEEEN!!!! ATE DOOOWN #truly hot boy shit i am obsessed with him i love him so bad #also not the jerseykyle ravesey golddigging alleygations smh #like okay way to purport a jewish stereotype you dumb ass tmz paparazzi mothefuckers like i know my man was like #looking at those glasses like this is the nicest and most beautiful thing i have ever recieved and also go fuck yourself #i will not be bought you punk ass(less) bitch ( but also make his pockets hurt also fuck ur weird satantic rich boy money )#like i will pay you back...at some point...i hate them i hate you goodbye you have terrible taste...clearly...i just need to see #and i am a broke college student...so...whatever go fuck urself #like they're not the coolest thing hes ever seen and a staple part of his everyday y/n main character costume design #v annoying also that you can see a lot clearer ergo annoying cute boy is now prolly now cuter n that much more annoying #ANYWAAAAAAAAAAAAYS RAVENSTAN SELENA NATION WE ARE SOOOO UP I FUCKING LOVE THIS COVER BRO #god i loved that cd concert people DIED that day ( or almost did rip jk ) ft the toxic cover of ever following it and mayb new perspective #the como la flor preformance later on? tru...ly...incredible. he really is the captain of hot boy shit he is the moment the movement #LOVE WINS BIIIIIIITCH ECO EMO LGBT RIGHTS BITCH #please know that an acoustic cd punk rock cover of ts' long live is the rm mtv show outro like when ur watching anime #and the episode is super trauamtic and horrifying and the outro song with the credits is nice n soft and ur like i am in pain #BUT LEEEEEEEEEETS GOOOOOOOO I KNOW CD BODIED THIS I KNOW RAVENSTAN TRANSBOY BODY ODY ODIED #not cart making him do really oversexualized preformances against his will...i will k*ll you when i catch u BITCH #i am sorry i will post writing soon can you tell i want to write chapter two like goddamnit chapter one u are taking so LOng #Spotify

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fruitless-vain · 2 months ago

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I feel like it is potentially not the wildest idea that perhaps if you Hate Christmas and are going to be a Rude Ass Cunt for the entire evening it may be a good idea to not demand that the holiday happens at your house? Demanding that *you host* claiming that you *love hosting* and then, actually, getting mad at everyone for every little thing and overall just having an obnoxious attitude complaining left right and centre over any thing you can think of

You can just choose to not be a part of the holiday. You can be a grown ass adult and say “I don’t want to receive or give gifts this year” or “I’m not liking hosting so let’s do it elsewhere” or any number of potential communication tactics that aren’t Snapping At Everyone For Any Given Reason

You can just, yknow, not participate instead of actively ruining the evening for everyone you’re supposed to care about?

#this is the individual who tells me my doctor is wrong and my medication doses are bad bc salt is the devil #he used to be Christmas obsessed but over the last like three four years #he’s just gotten angrier and angrier #and quite honestly #I used to hate Christmas and all it made me think of #but this year I tried really hard and made Christmas something I wanted to be a part of again with #My New Family #so his attitude just wrenched that whole thing right up #My Family (Jack and pets) were a delightful Christmas #but fuck the BIL MIL combo was a shitshow #he bitched about the cookies and bread that I brought #he yelled at Jack because he disagrees with her doctors over things he has no business speaking on #snapped at his mom because she *checks notes* cooked the food to his preferences (he likes his meat drier than everyone else)#so she cooked it longer and everyone else just adds gravy to make it moister again #he was pissed about that for some reason #he shrugged off and moped about muttering shit about any gift he opened that we bought him #which #we specifically asked what he wanted bc he’s a picky bitch #and bought EXACTLY what he said he wanted #snapped at Jack for *offering to break down the boxes and take them to the recycling*#I cannot make this shit up #he yelled at his mom for coughing too much?#(medications making her throat dry??????)#like seriously?#at that rate just go sit in your room and mope to yourself #you’re almost 40 dude get your head out of your ass

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soosheeberry · 1 year ago

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super neat to see people enjoy my radioactive fossil sans. do not attempt to eat this freak!

#this bad bitch goes by he/it pronounce #actively hates on a human it has never seen before #would melt and sizzle in your mouth and melt your tongue off if eaten #is a gaming god at cooking mama #dont fuck with it and its cooking skills #nerdact #sans #sans oc #sooshdraws

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