#bad batch textposts

[poisonousrain222]

i want him back :(

part two

[galacticlamps]

more random nuwho textpost memes bc I really have to clear out that folder

[maulfucker]

they weren't lying that likes to reblogs ratio in fanarts is insane (awful)

[hypersped]

The alphas learnt mando'a from the trainers. They had to learn, and learn fast.

The command class were flash-trained in multiple languages, including mando'a. The use and fluency of mando'a was strengthened by their training under the trainers and the alphas.

Trooper class clones didn't get flash-trained in any languages other than basic - why waste it on what the kamoians consider cannon fodder? - but learnt words from mando'a from their trainers and command class brothers. Theirs, and the rest of the Vode by extension, is a galactic basic-mando'a pidgin. It's mostly basic, with some mando'a words mixed in and the keeping to a neutral gender (like the biblical He for G.od).

[ttzamara]

Is it just me or is anyone else just super sick right now?

In addition, normally you notice - or atleast I notice - that youre getting sick because you get headaches, a sore throat or whatever but this time nothing!

26th I was supper healthy had a good time and on the 27th i was suddenly very sick coughing, fever, sore throat, headache and all that - and I'm still not getting better - like duuude I wanted to go on vacation with my sister and mother

And I wanted to work on my drafts but here I am tied to my bed, sleeping and watching tbb and cw all over again.

[alchemist-shizun]

Yi city boys silly textposts because we need them in these trying times pt. 1

Please enjoy my absolute dumbassery with the commentary. Starting strong with:

Let me follow with this great dyad

Staying on theme, starring my thoughts: "what eyes?"

Somebody should come and get Song Lan some help. And several weeks of vacation while we're at it!

Nothing bad ever happened if I'm delusional enough, right?

NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENED IF IM DELU-

No because that was the hardest meme to make I was hurting. But it was kind of funny

I just found out I cannot post more than 10 pictures (how many years have I been here again?) so you'll have to excuse me while I make a second post with the other half of this batch, that was literally the worst picture to end this with L M A O

(Part 2)

[gayhorrorboy]

new side blog for my fanfics!

i am an adult, however currently none of my fics are rated anything above teen

current fandoms (that i write for):

Resident Evil

Star Wars

Baldur’s Gate 3

Ace Attorney

fics on AO3

The Witch And Her Prodigal Son - wintersberg - last updated October 8, expect next update sometime in November

Renovations - serrenedy - indefinite hiatus. my apologies.

Summer Nights - krauser/reader - completed oneshot (may add onto at random)

A Short Conversation - laezstarion - completed oneshot

SerrenedyWeek fics — updated as completed

NaruMitsuWeek fics — updated as completed

tags i use

jess posts txt - any textposts or posts that have images with IDs inline will be tagged with this

gayhorrorboy - any of my art/sketches/new fics will be tagged with this

fics still ‘cooking’

Bad Batch Finale Fix-It - should go up in December?

Wyllstarion Post-Game Fic - no post schedule yet

Personal Durge Microfics - no post schedule yet

current fandoms (that i actively like + reblog):

Resident Evil

Star Wars

Baldur’s Gate 3

Drawfee + Drawtectives

Ace Attorney

Ghost Trick

Shining Nikki

Pokemon

Tomb Raider

Hoyoverse games (HI3, HSR, ZZZ) - CURRENTLY STOPPED DUE TO BOYCOTT

[donkey-rider]

*The Bad Batch watching a nature documentary*

Tech's S/O: If we were both penguins, would you bring me rocks for my nest?

Tech: of course my love

Omega: awh that's so sweet <3

Crosshair: I want to leave

[is-there-an-echo-in-here]

Clone Commando Crosshair + Textposts

[serpentinesomebody]

[marlenverse]

BAD BATCH SPOILERS!!

crosshair was a step ahead because he knows knew his batch, but i think we should have let echo come up with something crazy. an arc trooper plus has been friends with fives? i just know he had some crazy ideas that he probably wanted to tell his team but it was something that only his old batch would understand. like echo is a strategic! he and rex used to plan together and it was great!

[poisonousrain222]

tech textposts

[sithzuko]

manifesting the bad batch’s first episode being like “SIKE lol crosshair’s fine, he was just tired and was taking a nap so he wasn’t in the trailer as much as the others, don’t worry” 🥰

[crosshairclown]

Tech: There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English dialect, yet I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

[kyberheart]

Is it so much to ask.... for one little vibrobade... wanna cut cheese so it toasts it.... burn the ends of my brother's hair off to be a dick.... balance popcorn kernels on it to watch them pop.... stick it in my coffee that I accidentally forgot I made to reheat it....decadence....

[tinywitchgoblin]

The Bad Batch Find Out You Have a Praise Kink

based on this textpost from @neon-junkie​

Link to pt 2

​a/n: I’ve been wanting to write this for a while now, but I finally got around to writing it, hope you don’t think it sucks. Also, I don’t know how to write lap dances for the life of me, so sorry in advance. 

Warnings: implied smut, swearing, kinky talk, drinking, lap dance, Tech and Crosshair being little shits, I think that’s it?

“Wrecker, truth or dare,” you said. You and the boys had a night off and decided to play a little game of truth or dare, drinking style. You could truthfully answer the question/do the dare, or you could take a shot. Most of you had taken at least 1 shot, with the sole exception of Wrecker. He was determined to do every dare and answer every question, regardless of how embarrassing it was. 

“Dare!” he shouted. Not one to waste time with words, dares were typically his go-to. “I dare you… to do as many consecutive push-ups as you can with me sitting on your back,” you challenged. 

“Deal! Are you ready?” he said. You climbed up onto his lower back and gave him confirmation. He began doing the push-ups, all with you counting out loud, and the others taking bets as to how many Wrecker would be able to do. It took him a few minutes, but he finally wore out and collapsed to the ground. Crosshair won the bet, and his brothers handed him a couple of credits each, none of them looking too pleased. Well, none except for Wrecker and Crosshair, who high-fived, Wrecker still a bit tired. However, he recovered quickly and took his turn. “Tech, truth or dare?

”Tech thought for a moment before choosing dare. That was unusual; he was typically more a truth person- the opposite of Wrecker. “Tech, I dare you… to give (y/n) a lap dance for a whole minute!” he shouted, looking very pleased with himself. You blushed, unsure of what to do, but also looking forward to the prospect of being so close to the goggled brother. He looked at you and asked if that was okay with you; you nodded shyly, a move not unnoticed by Hunter and Crosshair. He did the dare, all eyes on the two of you, and by the time he was done, your face matched the deep red that donned all of the boys’ armor. He returned to his seat, throwing you a wink in the process, which only made you blush even harder. He cleared his throat before saying, “I believe it is my turn to ask now. Crosshair, truth or dare?”

“Dare,” he said, not wanting to look weak in comparison to his brothers. 

“I dare you to…” he started, before looking to his datapad. 

“What, can’t think of a dare good enough for me?” Crosshair teased.

 “I think he just wants to humiliate you in the best way possible,” you jabbed. Crosshair threw you a dirty look before turning his attention back to Tech. 

“Oh, I have one! Come here!” Tech pulled Crosshair aside. 

“No no no, that’s not how it works,” Wrecker complained. 

“Technically, as long as Crosshair completes the dare, it doesn’t matter if we know right now,” Hunter clarified. After a moment, Wrecker backed down, and Tech whispered something to Crosshair, who grinned like the devil. The two sat down as if nothing had happened, which confused the rest of you. Wrecker was about to protest, but thought better of it. Crosshair turned his attention back to you, saying, “truth or dare, (y/n)?”

“Truth,” you said a little too quickly. Secretly, you were nervous that Tech and Crosshair were ganging up on you, and you weren’t too anxious to be caught up in the middle of all that. After a moment of thought, he asked you his question.

“What is your biggest kink?” he said with the biggest smirk on his face. That got the boys’ attention. They leaned forward in their seats, desperate to hear your response. You were tempted to take a shot instead of answering, but that would only make it worse for you in the long run. You thought about what to say. You didn’t want to say that you didn’t have any kinks; they would call you a liar. You were too afraid to say something too serious or too weird; you didn’t want to know where that would lead. Finally, you settled on one. 

“I would say that… Well, I like, um…” you sputtered, suddenly lacking the confidence you thought you’d had a moment ago. 

“Too scared, sweetheart?” Crosshair jibed. You gave him your deadliest stinkeye, which at the moment, wasn’t very stinky at all. Tech moved next to you, combing your hair to one side. 

“Don’t be afraid of us, cyare, all we want is a little information,” he whispered into your ear. 

“You of all people know the value that even a small piece of information can hold,” you shot back. 

“I know, but you’re already doing so well for us, you just need to give us those few words,” he cooed. Well, shit. Somehow, he already found out what you were going to say. Maybe it was a coincidence, you tried to reassure yourself. As you were thinking, Hunter came behind you and started rubbing your back, hoping to break down your resolve. After a moment, you finally gathered your courage. 

“I guess… It’s a bit weird, I know, but… I have a praise kink,” you whispered, not able to hold eye contact with any of them.

 “See, that wasn’t so hard, cyare, that’s all it took. You did so well for us,” he purred. “That’s what turns you on, hm? Do you need to hear us tell you how good you’re being for us? That you’re our good cyar’ika?” Hunter whispered into your other ear. As he spoke, Crosshair came and knelt in front of you. He slid his way between your legs. You let him, unable and unwilling to stop him. 

“Well, you have been good for us tonight,” Crosshair said in a tone that had your heart racing and your stomach clenching. “Want to see how we reward good behavior?” All you could do was nod rapidly. Wrecker stepped forward, capturing your lips in a searing kiss. It took you by surprise, but once you figured out what the hell was going on, you kissed him back. The others kept affirming you and your behavior, which only made you blush harder. They took no time getting to work on relieving your stress, and you thought to yourself that you could totally get used to this. 

When the five of you were finally done, you looked at the clock and realized that you’d been going at it for a couple of hours. Since you were having difficulties standing, Wrecker helped you into the refresher, and the two of you taking a much-needed shower. Even after all this time, he was still calling you “good cyar’ika” and complimenting you. It meant the galaxy to you that these boys cared so much about you, and you were determined to make it up to them soon.

Thanks for reading! Why don't you go check out pt 2?