#bad batch actor au

[lunarninja613]

Behind the Scenes (Bad Batch Actors AU)

Note: Credit goes to @afuckinnerfpuncher, who came up with the idea of Bad Batch bloopers. Credit also goes to @twinkofthedink and @skywalker-hunter and @chopper-base, who added their own ideas. This is also my first story that I have ever posted, so I am open to constructive criticism! I also want to make this a series, but we'll see how that goes.

Warnings: social anxiety and crummy writing.

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Jordyn stared out the passenger window at all the vehicles zipping past them in a blur of colours. Jordyn anxiously bounced her leg at the thought of where she was headed.

Jordyn had been raised by her uncle, who was an actor, which meant that she had been on movie sets since before she could walk. Throughout her life, Jordyn had seen the amazing things that went into making a movie. The emotions, fighting, special effects, and explosions. But what really stood out to Jordyn was the makeup. It was one of the most important parts of making a film. The way a makeup artist could make an actor look like they had been fighting in a gruesome battle was incredible to her. So, at the age of thirteen, Jordyn became a makeup artist.

And there she was two years later, driving to the set of The Bad Batch as her uncle's makeup artist. However, she was also doing makeup for two other people.

Jordyn was pulled out of her thoughts when she felt a hand gently squeeze her knee.

"Nervous?" her uncle asked, even though it was painfully obvious.

Jordyn nodded in response. She knew that her uncle had worked with the other two actors before. However, Jordyn was doing a bit of training at a university for cosmetology at the time and was unable to join her uncle while he was filming.

"There's no need to be afraid of them. They don't bite," her uncle said.

It was silent for a few moments before her uncle added; "The one guy may hug you to death, though." They both laughed at that.

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They pulled up to the set a few hours later. Jordyn hopped out of the vehicle and was greeted with the blinding light of the midday sun.

"CROSSHAIR!" a booming voice exclaimed, making Jordyn jump. She turned to see where the voice was coming from and saw four men and a little girl walking towards them.

A bald and beefy man went up and pulled her uncle into a tight hug.

"Good to see you too, Wrecker." her uncle wheezed, weakly patting the burly man's shoulder.

The man called Wrecker eventually released her uncle from the embrace. A man with glasses and a peculiar haircut shook hands with her uncle. "Nice hair." her uncle snickered, earning him an eyeroll from the man with glasses and a few chuckles from the rest of the group.

The two other men soon joined them. One man was bald and wore a baseball cap and had a prosthetic arm, and the other man was a bit shorter than everybody else and had dark brown hair that fell to his shoulders. Standing next to him was a ten year old girl with short blonde hair.

"You must be Jordyn," the burly man exclaimed. "I'm Wrecker!" he boomed, giving her a big toothy grin.

"I hear you'll be doing makeup for Echo and I." Wrecker said, pointing his thumb at the man in the baseball cap.

Jordyn shuffled uncomfortably as she felt everyone's eyes on her. Her uncle must have noticed her discomfort because she felt him place his hand on her shoulder.

"Hey, why don't you go unpack in the trailer, 'kay?" he suggested.

Jordyn nodded before making her way to the trailer that was hitched to the back of the vehicle, mouthing a 'thank you' to her uncle before entering the trailer and closing the door behind her.

[chopper-base]

Hello, I am planning on writing a fanfic for the Bad Batch Bloopers/Actor AU, and I was wondering if I could maybe use some of your ideas that you added to the Bad Batch Bloopers post, if that's alright with you.

That'd be awesome!! Of course! Just please give credit where it's due and tag me so I can read it please!!!

[chopper-base]

Im sorry, I had to add some more

Hunter's bandana falls off and his hair is immediately in his face

Crosshair takes off his helmet and accidently knocks someone in the head with it

Omega messes up her line, swears, and everyone around is immediately shocked

Tech swearing cause "HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE THIS WORD?!?!"

Crosshair being serious while someone is talking to him, is clearly trying not to smile but fails

Echo tries to pull out his blaster and it gets stuck and won't come out of the holster

Hunter trying to grab his knife, loses his grip and ends up dropping it and hitting it away as he attempts to catch it

Cid hugging the nearest person when she messes up her lines and starts laughing

Entire compilation of Gregor accidentally walking on scene with food and trying to escape unnoticed

Clones marching in sync, one trips, and domino effects the rest and they all end up falling

Rex catching his poncho on things and just looking into the camera just *so done*

Omega trying to open her bow and breaks the prop in half and just stares at it

Wrecker making *pew pew* noises every time he has to shoot a blaster

Can you imagine if they animated Bad Batch bloopers like they used to in old Pixar movies?

[amalthiaph]

✨ IN THIS BLOG, WE LOVE PHEE GENOA ✨ So, I decided to dedicate this week's art for this wonderful woman.

Oh, and I have a Tech x Phee art in my WIPs Folder, something I'm so excited to share to everyone. It will also be added to the freebies I give out on my shop.

And no, I'm not happy that this draw series is almost over. Because that only means one thing.

Link to the rest of this series:

1 || 2 || 3 || 4 || 5 || 6 || 7 || 8 || 9 || 10 || 11 || 12 || 13 || 14 || 15

[twinsunstars]

Behind-the-Scenes Shenanigans (Part 8) *during an episode 7 filming break* Rex, kneeling down on the floor, his hands up in a prayer as a joke: Force, if you can hear me, send Master Plo Koon down so he can knock some sense into his son. Everyone (and Omega filming with her camera): *laughing* Wolffe, who just arrived on set after lunch break: *confused*

part of my Bad Batch Season 3 Actors/Behind The Scenes Incorrect Quotes series!

The Bad Batch Season 3 Actors/Behind the Scenes Incorrect Quotes Masterlist 🎬

[ashyybees-art]

Someone explore Bad Batch Actor AU with me in what kind of bloopers there would be and set shenanigans:

-Omega accidentally breaks the lever opening the brig, she tried to awkwardly put it back

-Tech keeps accidentally breaking the Marauder steering wheel off when he does the drifting turns

-many dance parties during scene setups

-Echo misses the scomp port and puts it through the prop wall instead, he tries to keep playing the scene as normal

-Crosshair keeps making Hunter laugh during serious scenes

-Hunter keeps ruining the finale scenes by hugging Crosshair instead of his actual lines

-Echo falling in the water was absolutely not planned but they kept it in cause it was funny

-Rex tripped like 5 times trying to film him walking into and out of fog

-Wrecker knocking his head on the pipe at Saleucami was unplanned and they kept it in, Rex was laughing on the sides telling the set designers that he was right about them placing pipes too low

-Wrecker stomping the elevator down was unplanned as it actually did get stuck

-Palpatine rose into the senate with a milkshake in hand for one take

-They play pranks on Rampart making him laugh in his scenes

-Omega and any of the Batch lounging on set during scene setup in sunglasses

-Cad Bane letting Omega wear his hat between takes

-Wrecker accidentally held Omega up too high during the pod rescue scene and hit her head on the set ceiling making everyone laugh

-Someone’s mask fell off in the middle of a scene during Ordo Moon filming, they immediately went into over exaggerated dying

(Any more are welcome 😂)

[letshareapapou]

The bad batch actor au:

Tech's character dies in season 2 but he has also been playing CX-2 so he's still acting alongside the batch.

Cx-2 pushing Crosshair in the waterfall fight: You know I can see why you might have enjoyed playing a villain archetype.

Crosshair sputtering: Yeah sure now drown me.

Cut to the finale day in Tech's trailer:

Crosshair: Tech I'll be oka-

Tech sniffling: I have to cut off your HAND.

*Puts his face in his hands*the fans are going to hate me

Crosshair: Come on they LOVE you as Tech. That's who you're known for. CX-2 never gets a face reveal, you'll be fine.

Tech: I suppose you are correct..

Crosshair: Good. Now come cut off my hand and we can go eat dinner at that fancy sushi place you like.

[cc-cobalt-1043]

QaA Part 3:

Interviewer: what gender are you

Fives: male

*The interviewer reveals the words "attracted too"*

Fives: *chuckles* oh I get it

Fives: *dead serious* still male tho-

Next:

Interviewer: So Jax, what is it like being Ramparts adopted son

Jax: it's great, considering Rampart was a massive jerk at the start of the show, I honestly hoped his character would die then

Rampart: *literally sitting right next to him unsure what to say*

Next:

Interviewer: Crosshair, is it true you spoil Batcher

Crosshair: I do not, how dare you, I only get her what she needs

*Meanwhile Batcher sitting on a brand new dog bed surrounded by at least 100 new toys*

Next:

Interviewer: So Phee, I hear you and Tech have been building quite the romance, tell me Tech were you expecting it

Tech: *blushing madly* well I certainly can't say I was, however on the other hand, I got one before Crosshair and Hunter who are usually the ones people will flirt with first

Hunter: *flipping his hair back* it's not my fault the ladies like my hair

Crosshair: and I can get one...I'm just not looking

Cobalt and Wrecker: *literally the first members of the bad batch to even get girls*

[squad-724]

@afuckinnerfpuncher Bad Batch behind the scenes AU

Crosshair in my designs is albino, that’s why he’s so pale

[hira492]

My Computer died and I lost all my files from the last 4 months...

That included my TBB Actor AU and my TBB Band AU sketches, my SW illustration I was working on and many many wips more...

Crying

[lunarninja613]

Behind the Scenes (Bad Batch Actors AU) Part 2

Author's Note: Credit goes to @afuckinnerfpuncher, @skywalker-hunter, @chopper-base, and @twinkofthedink. Again, I am open to constructive criticism. I apologize if some of this stuff isn't accurate because I know nothing about making movies and I'm pretty that I've worn makeup once in my entire life. I'm getting most, if not all, of this information from Google, so bare with me.

Warnings: social anxiety and fake scars, prosthetics and tattoos (I think that's it)

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Jordyn awoke to the sound of her alarm. She cracked her eyes open to see her phone violently vibrating on the nightstand. Jordyn grumbled as she reached for her phone and turned off the alarm. She snatched her glasses off her nightstand before trudging into the bathroom.

After brushing her teeth and taking a brisk shower, Jordyn pulled her hair into a low ponytail that draped over her shoulder before making her way towards the closet. She quickly changed into a grey t-shirt with a cherry blossom tree branch printed on it, some ripped jeans, and a green flannel hoodie.

Jordyn heard the sound of running water coming from her uncle's bathroom as she made her way to the dinette. She grabbed an energy bar from one of the cupboards before sprawling out on the hide a bed couch.

In about fifteen minutes, she would have to head over to the hair and makeup trailer so she could set up her station before the rest of the cast arrived. It was times like these that Jordyn really hated having social anxiety.

"Morning, sunshine." Crosshair said upon entering the dinette and making his way towards the coffee maker.

"Morning." Jordyn replied as she continued munching on her energy bar.

As the coffee maker began brewing the coffee, Crosshair looked at the energy bar in his niece's hand and sighed. "What have I told you about having energy bars for breakfast? You need to eat some actual food." he said as the coffee maker finished brewing.

"Says the guy who's having coffee for breakfast." Jordyn said with a smirk as her uncle poured the freshly brewed coffee into a mug.

"Touché," Crosshair chuckled as he made his way to the hide a bed couch with his steaming cup of coffee. "Scooch." he said, and Jordyn repositioned her legs to make room for her uncle.

"Sir, yes, sir." Jordyn teased, earning a playful glare from her silver-haired uncle. "Hey, that's my line."

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Jordyn had finished setting up her station and had just placed the wet piece of paper over her uncle's right eye when Echo walked into the trailer.

"Moring you two." he greeted them. Jordyn gave him a small wave before motioning to the chair next to Crosshair. Echo sat down and took a sip of coffee from his travel mug.

"I hope that isn't all you're having for breakfast." Crosshair said, glancing at Echo's coffee.

Jordyn finished putting the wet paper over her uncle's eye and grabbed the spirit gum off the vanity before she began applying it to Echo's head.

"Nah, I had some toast before coming here." Echo replied, taking another sip from his travel mug. The two men continued to converse while Jordyn silently worked on her uncle's face tattoo and Echo's head prosthetic things.

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Crosshair sat in his chair in front of the vanity as his niece continued working on Echo's makeup. His face tattoo hadn't taken long. However, Jordyn now had to apply foundation to Echo's entire head. Crosshair had decided to stay in the trailer until Jordyn had finished Echo and Wrecker's makeup, not wanting to leave her alone with people that she barely knew.

Just then, the trailer door opened, and Wrecker came inside, followed by Tech, Hunter, and the girl, who he later learned was named Omega. Crosshair looked over at Jordyn, who was attempting to shrink in on herself. Crosshair placed his hand on Jordyn's shoulder. Jordyn flinched at his touch but calmed down once she realized who was touching her. She then went back to finishing up Echo's makeup while the rest of the cast sat down in front of the vanity.

Jordyn finally finished up Echo's makeup and moved on to Wrecker. Echo, who had dozed off while Jordyn was applying the foundation, sat asleep in the chair with an empty travel mug in his hands. Crosshair gave his foot a small kick to wake him up.

"I think you need more coffee." Crosshair joked. Echo chuckled in response before doing a double take at his reflection.

"Hey, this is pretty good." Echo said to Jordyn, who was too focused on Wrecker's scar to hear what he had said.

"Shh, don't disturb the process." Crosshair hissed playfully, and Echo raised his hands in mock surrender.

"How old did you say she was? Nineteen?" Hunter asked as his makeup artist put a wet piece of paper over half of his face.

"She's fifteen," Crosshair replied, smirking proudly at the way his co-star's one visible eye widened. "She's been my makeup artist for about two years now." he added.

"Woah." Omega breathed, staring at Jordyn with wonder.

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"Woah!" Wrecker gasped when he saw his reflection in the mirror. "You look so good," Omega chirped before turning to look at Jordyn with wide eyes. "How did you do that?!" she asked.

"Lots of practice." Jordyn replied shyly as she began cleaning up her station.

"That's so cool!" Omega gushed. "It sure is," Wrecker agreed. "Well, we should probably go join the others, huh?" Wrecker said, and Omega nodded in agreement. "See you on set!" Omega said as she and Wrecker left the trailer.

Jordyn soon finished cleaning up her station and left the trailer where she found her uncle waiting for her.

"Nice work, Peanut." Crosshair said, ruffling Jordyn's hair as the two of them made their way to the set.

Other author's note: FINALLY! I can actually start writing about the bloopers! I'm also going to try to avoid writing about the whole makeup process thing because again, I know nothing about cosmetics.

[twinsunstars]

THEY NEED TO ANIMATE THIS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

DEE PLS, LET ME HAVE ONE MOMENT WHERE I’M NOT CRYING

[amalthiaph]

✨ NOT-SO-SPOILER-FREE ART ✨

I am back on my Actors AU series with a very rushed illustration of these two. Somehow, I enjoy drawing Riyo with the Clones.

To anyone whom I owe an art to: I can now go back to working on your commissions because I am once again ✨satisfied✨ with my own work. Just a little background: I sometimes get something like a short art block and during those times, I try not to work on commissioned art because I would NEVER want to deliver an artwork I am not satisfied with. So, thank you for being so understanding.

Also, there are two people who noticed that small detail I put in my last Actors AU entry (with Echo). It's a little something I add since I picture them as actors portraying our favorite characters. In past illustrations and on this one, you may notice that their armors aren't complete and this is because I picture that these are taken during their downtime, so some of them may not have their full costumes on.

And this is like the third time I drew Riyo and second time drawing Rex.

Unsolicited Life Update: I got bit by one of the neighborhood cats. He was very angry that day and fought my pet cat. I came to save my cat but the other cat attacked my right leg. I got four cat bites and sixteen scratches. We immediately ran to an animal bite clinic where I got my vaccines. Yesterday, I went back for my second dose.

Link to the rest of this series:

1 || 2 || 3 || 4 || 5 || 6 || 7 || 8 || 9 || 10 || 11 || 12 || 13 || 14 || 15

[twinsunstars]

*filming the escape scene*

Crosshair: Now!

*Omega pushes the hyperspace lever, but it breaks*

Omega, realizing what happened and picking up the broken lever: Sorry :(

part of my new Bad Batch Season 3 Actors/Behind The Scenes Incorrect Quotes series!

The Bad Batch Season 3 Actors/Behind the Scenes Incorrect Quotes Masterlist 🎬

[ashyybees-art]

The Bad Batch Actor AU! wholesome moments

Long days of filming usually involve in someone napping with Omega while they aren’t on call for scenes

Omega and Hunter can be found lounging together off camera-Hunter giving her one of his headphones to listen to music with him

Wrecker vehemently checked on Omega during the filming of his inhibitor chip activation scenes; Cad Bane and Fennec Shand did the same for the episode “Bounty Lost”

Omega stuck hello kitty band-aids on Crosshair after filming the ion cannon scenes

The group absolutely helps Omega with her homework on set

Riyo and Omega did each other’s hair and makeup during their episodes together

Cid bakes a lot and brings goodies to set for everyone

Wrecker came up with “Omega toss”, which is gently throwing her from person to person to get her more used to the jumping and falling for filming; now Omega just loves to have him throw her into the crash mats between takes for fun

Omega braiding and putting Hunter’s hair in other hairstyles-especially when she finds him snoozing in a chair

Echo keeps up to date with all the things Omega likes, like bands, books, etc, so she has someone to infodump and get excited with

Crosshair making sure Omega gets good, and diverse lunches to set, especially during season 2 since he’s not on call for the first half as much and is more free

Omega was so excited to meet Rex because she loves Clone Wars, and Rex happily let her show him her whole binder of doodles and drawings for it

Tech likes to hold Omega a lot between takes, especially on sets where the weather might be less than ideal; you could find him with Omega propped up on his hip a lot or piggyback

[rose-9906]

Can we sign a petition or something???

Can you imagine if they animated Bad Batch bloopers like they used to in old Pixar movies?