#Miami man

[ckret2]

Y’know that official Alex Hirsh tumblr account that only posted once to announce season 2 is where Gravity Falls would end? shmalexsmirsch? It liked one of your posts

Yeah, this one.

You wanna know the hilarious part?

Alex apparently signs onto tumblr for the first time in 7 years just to taunt me personally about potentially getting jossed by TBOB—

—and then, when TBOB actually comes out, so many of my extremely specific headcanons are confirmed that my inbox gets flooded with people joking that either Alex reads my blog or I'm clairvoyant.

[female-hysterics]

Come visit me @callme-pyrettablaze where I am talking about multi-fandoms but mostly Jason Momoa 🥺👉👈

[callme-pyrettablaze]

This MoFo is absolutely making me want to watch The Bad Batch again 😩

[artsytrashpanda-art-blog]

@kaiandthestrangespaghetti 's Miami Man and 8991 from their story Wasteland, Baby

(Tw for cannibalism and body horror, I think I tagged it correctly if not feel free to tell me)

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[callme-pyrettablaze]

wanna bite him and shake him around like a chew toy

[andichoseyou]

WERE YOU SENT BY SOMEONE WHO WANTED ME DEAD?

[yunogf]

the voice of the people

[pierbiprincess]

Are you down for hookup ?

[thesecretw0rld-blog]

Christmas couple ❤️💚

[sharlleglerg]

[callme-pyrettablaze]

For @bluecaba who wanted Miami Man with prompts 11, 15, and 16 ❤️(written as headcanons since it wasn't specified)

Thigh riding

His thighs are perfect for riding. They are thick and heavily muscled and he has a tendency to pull you onto his lap anyways. He finds it endlessly amusing to watch you squirm and it does wonders for his self-esteem. He's very open with his wants (as long as Honey is nowhere near) and will absolutely urge you to ride his thighs. Especially if he's busy painting. Sometimes he just likes to sit back and watch you grind against him, listening to your whimpers and moans, all while you make a mess of his pants. Sometimes he'll have those large hands braced on your hips to help you move against him as he lavishes you in praise.

Pussydrunk

Oh, he definitely gets pussydrunk. He's used to being very strictly disciplined and in control, but that all ends the second he gets his mouth on you. He will pin you down, your legs spread uncomfortably wide to make room for his broad shoulders, and feast on you. He's not shy with the sounds he makes or showing his enjoyment. He will talk most of the time, compliments and swears and things you can't translate, all while having his face shoved between your thighs. If you ever get into an argument with him, just pull down your pants and he will be on his knees in an instant. That is also his favorite way to wake you up in the morning. Most often you have to shove him away or hash out deals because he will corner you the second he starts to want.

Middle of the night sex

He has quite an appetite (pun intended) and it's fairly often that he will wake you up so he can tend to his needs. Or if it's something you discussed, he won't wake you up right away, and will let you wake up on your own from your own orgasm. You can guarantee that he will reach for you in the night. Sometimes even multiple times a night. He's also all too happy to have you wake him up if you are...wanting.

[foreverfearlessred]

the one sided beef on track like every week between Carlos and Oscar just sends me every week

[providence-park]

Matt Dillon as Sam Lombardo

WILD THINGS

1998 | Dir. John McNaughton

[lucelute]

Florida special elections

As many of you may know, some there some states that are doing special election because their senators and representatives were taken to be part of Trump's administration.

So, as a resident of Florida, I'm gonna need the rest of us who live here to start making noise about the 2 democrat candidates.

We don't have to win, it would be really good if we did, but we need to at least send the message that even in a red state where the win tends to be basically assume, that they see how at least they got close to losing.

And that it can happen in any of their states.

I'm going to start volunteering and making noise, I hope some of you also do this, because this is going to be the waking call Congress needs, the even red states will turn against us if we don't start fixing the situation.

So give it to Gay Valimont runner for Congressional House sit for Florida 1 district!!!!!

And Josh Weil for Florida's 6th Congressional district!!!!

It is important that we help them get as close to a voting as we can, so please spread the message

[chazuramen]

CHUCHU LOVELY MUNIMUNI MURAMURA (miami edition)

that scene was more likely inspired by Oldboy but i will take any opportunity to combine 2 things i was obsessed with at some point

[creaman]

My piece for @hmosexymanzine!