#back to the queue B)

[kcamberart]

new Dragon Age coming soon, nature is healing

[donnyanne]

He forgot about the swim lessons and got too focused on sand castle making..

[obsob]

big man...why is he so big...(hes full of love)

[solarpunkani]

my dad went to the library to get some books (his goal is to read more this new year) and he brought me back a lil announcement abt a 'bring your own craft' kinda event that happens every Friday from 10 to 12

on the one hand: possibly a cool way to make crafting friends, get out of the house, go to the library more often

on the other hand: the odds of me being conscious before 12pm most of the time is Extremely Low

[web-novel-polls]

Web Novel Women Tournament 

[Please be kind and respectful in the notes. Anti-Propaganda is NOT allowed.]

A-Qing from Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation / MDZS

Submission: Incredibly clever. Fakes blindness to survive as a street orphan and pickpocket people. Successfully deceives a magnificent liar into believing she's really blind for years. Tries to hinder said liar's schemes and save people from him even after she's dead and actually blind and unable to speak. 

Frédérique Riester from When the Third Wheel Strikes Back

Submission: Mommy I'd call daddy <3<3<3 Anyway yeah hot sword-wielding milf Empress. And she's even polyam <3

Wiki Link 

[perilegs]

IM NORMAL IM NORMAL IM NORMAL

[violentdick]

-source: World's Finest #5-

Weapon of choice: Who threatens a person with a fish?

[andthatscanon]

S02E16

[cluster-b-culture-is]

cluster b culture is sending an ask to a tumblr and then getting scared when they don't respond immediately. like. did i do something wrong? do you hate me? oh god they hate me they're angry at me they hate me

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[heloflor]

Unpopular opinion: The ending of Mario Odyssey is amazing and one of the best Mario games endings.

First off, it’s hilarious. Between Mario being pushed out of the way, Peach low-key considering Bowser when he gives her flowers, Mario and Bowser fighting like idiots, their faces when Peach rejects them, Mario comforting Bowser, Peach trolling Mario with the Odyssey, Cappy and Tiara just watching the chaos unfold, all while there’s a music playing that doesn’t even sound like a Mario song... All of it is just so good!

Second, about the way Mario acts, it actually makes sense. Something random I noticed a while ago is that, when Mario and Bowser are shouldering each other, Bowser barely looks at Mario and remains focused on Peach, while Mario looks more pissed and glaces at him more than once. And in general, that’s the whole vibe of this scene. Bowser is still genuinely trying to court Peach, while Mario is instead fully focused on his rivalry with Bowser, completely forgetting to consider Peach’s feelings as a result. It was definitely a shitty move from Mario, but he’s not doing it to impress Peach, he’s doing it to one-up Bowser.

On that note, this scene is great because it helps in giving the headcanon of this game taking place very early on in the Mario timeline (or is that just me?), I’m talking a year and a half into Mario and Luigi being in this world. As a result, you could see Mario being a bit too caught up into the fantasy of being the hero saving the princess, and this game would give him a reality check. You could also imagine that, once they get back to the Mushroom Kingdom, he and Peach have a talk, basically starting their friendship all over again but this time on better terms, with Mario having no expectations of a romance and Peach being more open to him about who she is as a person rather than keeping up her royal appearances around him.

Third, I love that Peach is allowed to be angry at the situation. She has every right to say no. She doesn’t owe Mario a romantic relationship, especially when he’s acting exactly like her captor does. I especially like how we see her take a breath when she gets on the Odyssey before bringing her smile again. It shows that she’s still angry but willing to put it on the side for now.

This scene also shows what I talked about in previous posts with Peach being sassy in a playful way. It’s obvious she has no intentions of leaving Mario behind, but also she’s mad at him so she only calls for him after starting the Odyssey, forcing Mario to run and jump to get on. And she does it all with her usual smile, showing even more that it’s playful rather than petty.

Oh and for those worried about Bowser “being left behind”, he literally came to the Moon by airship, airship he spent the whole game in and that Mario never destroys in any way. He’ll be fine. I’ll be more concerned for all the kidnapped guests who have no way home and were inside the church when shit went down. Speaking of which, are the guests the characters looking at the Earth at the end? No because that also implies they don’t really have a way home unless the Toad Brigade helps them. Or the taxi.

[tullipsink]

gonna be taking a couple months away from this tumblr, ill set up a queue so it doesn’t completely die out but ill be on my alt acc <3 my real mvp moots know it so catch me there :3

[bunnyb34r]

I hate having to navigate phone menu things when you call a doctors office or something like fuck if I know what dept I need?? YOU told me to call you! 😩

Drs was like heyyyy your insurance is coming up inactive... call us? And upload the pics while you're at it

👉👈

Like bite me asshole, my insurance was put in correctly when I went to see the one dr in your office, it's not my fault that when I had to go back a week later your system swapped back to my old insurance. Which I corrected by the way. 😒

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

pondering my lorb

We Are All Pondering His Orbs

[arsenicflame]

i am going to transfer my revisions on this mock up to paper (and i am NOT going to cry)

[nihilismtrcit]

one last trip to the jungle before heading home

[whammy-kiss]

Fred Schneider drinking from a jug of water in an interview from 1980

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