#back to our usual program

[evilchildeyeeter]

every time i have a pe lesson i lose a tiny bit of my will to live

heads up i kinda started venting in the tags so if you dont want to put up with that just scroll <333

[wolfchans]

<3

[cashmerecrow]

Day 27: Goose

"𝔓𝔢𝔞𝔠𝔢 𝔴𝔞𝔰 𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔞𝔫 𝔬𝔭𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫"

[dustbar]

Can I now get a hhhhhhhh-YYYAAAAAAAAAA? Can I plz get a hhhhhhhhhh-YAAAAAA?

*shaking from the loughter*

its as if nothing happened at all !!

[ohno-the-sun]

I have a desperate need to pet them

Sphinx au by @zus-a-fungi

[idontevenremember5minutesago]

I don’t get involved in fandom drama anymore. I’m here to have fun and scream about how much I love things with my fellow lunatics.

But I’m seeing some rumbling from….. that portion of the Helluva Boss fandom about the creepy fan guy (Arick?) and how they are especially mad at Viv for her using him to represent critical fans and haters.

And I just thought I’d point out that his character and design has been used in cartoons since the fucking 90’s. It’s practically tradition to depict crazy, overly critical and obsessive fans like that.

It’s not new, you’re not special. It’s not an elaborate insult that was made specifically for Helluva Boss haters or critics. It’s literally the status quo.

Calm down.

That is all.

( Also, this is not an invitation for anyone to come here and argue about how Viv blew up your house or how Helluva Boss’s writing is contributing to inflation or whatever. I don’t do that back and forth shit. I will block you with the swiftness if you do not spark joy.)

[lavenoon]

"I trust you."

@naffeclipse hope we all enjoyed the funnies because (:

*self insert is not a girl (he/ she)

og detective au by sunnys-aesthetic!

[abirddogmoment]

Something unique to Rory out of all my dogs so far is how she needs dedicated focused attention during the day. At least once a day I have to put aside what I'm doing and give her my full attention in the form of full body pets, snuggles, or smooches. I call this Rory Appreciation Time and it is extremely cute.

[okmcintyre]

"It's been 2,199 days since Praimfaya"

[xenocorner]

"Please return my cap?"

"Mmno-"

I have committed the sin of self indulgence forgive me.

[voidbeau]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ indulging the inner middle schooler in me. that Bou would have been so fuckin hyped to see where our art went from there since then lmaooo.

for the record, im blaming her existence on you @zeroofshadow

[banannabethchase]

For the prompts fae dating fluffy please.

Fake or Date?

~

There was no ship attached so I created one based on something that has been tickling the back of my brain for a while now. Set in a universe I've been thinking about where the Time Quangle was manipulated by a group of billionaires, but one extra was created so all the Intrepid Heroes get sent into New York to defeat the billionaires.

~

“This is the worst idea you’ve ever had.”

“It is not!” Fig hisses, yanking at Adaine’s arm. “See? People are already paying attention to us more than anything else in here. Riz will be able to get in and out of that family’s restaurant in minutes.”

“I am unsure anyone is going to be that interested on the two of us going on a – a – a presumed date in that douchebag’s restaurant,” Adaine says. She wants to reach out and grab Fig’s hand, but she’s not sure if she’s allowed to. Even if this is al supposed to look real.

“The douchebag's parents’ restaurant,” Fig corrects. She boops Adaine on the nose and, frankly, it’s a little startling. Adaine’s not used to be prodded like this, in a romantic kind of way. She’s not sure how she feels about it, which is strange all by itself. Usually she hates it. “Come on. Hold my hand.”

Adaine feels herself turn a bit pink, all the way to the tips of her ears, and it’s hard to walk into the restaurant even though people are talking. Maybe that’s actually why it’s hard. “Or,” Fig says slowly. She slides her arm around Adaine’s waist and leans in, lips at Adaine’s ear. “Ayda likes it when I hold her close when it’s busy like this.”

“Should we really be discussing your girlfriend while we’re undercover as going on a date?” Adaine whispers. Fig’s hand is incredibly warm. It’s cozy.

“Ayda would love to have you on board, if you were up for it,” Fig says, and it’s so casual Adaine almost misses what she’s really saying. She’s stunned enough that she allows Fig to guide her to the little table, right in the middle of the restaurant, and enough eyes are on the two of them and hostess as they sit that no one even notices Riz duck into the kitchen. “But anyway,” Fig says loudly, “I’m so glad you agreed to come out with me. One date, and you’ll see.” Fig winks.

And Adaine, who rarely has this reaction, feels something uncommon but not fully unknown, flutter in her stomach.

[acosmicwayfarer]

Today, she attempts to take a tiny sip out of the remaining cup of hot cocoa; it is the last of its kind among the special cocoa deliveries that managed to be acquired before once again being reduced to a moth.

Just as unsure of her footing as her winging, she can only hope she does not fall in...

[lady-harrowhark]

when your parents make a big deal out of visiting for the weekend for your birthday and you know it's not actually going to happen and then still get disappointed when it doesn't happen :/

[margridarnauds]

Alright, now for the ranty all-caps take on selkies and what they've evolved into on here, for the sake of my temper:

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? THESE STORIES WERE A WAY TO TALK ABOUT THE DANGERS OF MARRYING OUTSIDE YOUR IMMEDIATE LOCAL AREA, A WAY OF TALKING ABOUT ABUSE AND LONELINESS AND UNHAPPY MARRIAGES AND WHERE THE CHILDREN FALL IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS AND YOU ARE TURNING THEM INTO SOME UWU WHOLESOME THING? NO. THE FISHERMEN IN THE STORIES *STEAL* THEIR COATS BECAUSE THEY ARE ENTITLED INCELS. WHILE THE FUNCTION OF THE SELKIE STORIES COULD VARY FROM TELLER TO TELLER, THEY ARE PRETTY MUCH ALWAYS USED TO DISCUSS UNHAPPY MARRIAGES BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY WERE FOR. DISCUSSING UNHAPPY MARRIAGES IN A SOCIETY WHERE DIVORCE AND SEPARATION WERE IMPOSSIBLE. FUCK OFFFFFFF. STOP REMOVING THEM FROM THEIR CONTEXT OF RURAL IRELAND/SCOTLAND.

[broken-clover]

I loveeeeee caring about things that don't matter what the fuck do you mean there was an extended version of the opening to the janky veggietales spinoff flash cartoon that literally only got four episodes made in 2002 that was considered unfound lost media for 15+ goddamn years until someone found the downloaded audio file from before the show even released and what do you mean I was absurdly hyped learning every single one of those facts