#back to our usual program

[evilchildeyeeter]

every time i have a pe lesson i lose a tiny bit of my will to live

heads up i kinda started venting in the tags so if you dont want to put up with that just scroll <333

[wolfchans]

<3

[cashmerecrow]

Day 27: Goose

"𝔓𝔢𝔞𝔠𝔢 𝔴𝔞𝔰 𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔞𝔫 𝔬𝔭𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫"

[dustbar]

Can I now get a hhhhhhhh-YYYAAAAAAAAAA? Can I plz get a hhhhhhhhhh-YAAAAAA?

*shaking from the loughter*

its as if nothing happened at all !!

[ohno-the-sun]

I have a desperate need to pet them

Sphinx au by @zus-a-fungi

[idontevenremember5minutesago]

I don’t get involved in fandom drama anymore. I’m here to have fun and scream about how much I love things with my fellow lunatics.

But I’m seeing some rumbling from….. that portion of the Helluva Boss fandom about the creepy fan guy (Arick?) and how they are especially mad at Viv for her using him to represent critical fans and haters.

And I just thought I’d point out that his character and design has been used in cartoons since the fucking 90’s. It’s practically tradition to depict crazy, overly critical and obsessive fans like that.

It’s not new, you’re not special. It’s not an elaborate insult that was made specifically for Helluva Boss haters or critics. It’s literally the status quo.

Calm down.

That is all.

( Also, this is not an invitation for anyone to come here and argue about how Viv blew up your house or how Helluva Boss’s writing is contributing to inflation or whatever. I don’t do that back and forth shit. I will block you with the swiftness if you do not spark joy.)

[lavenoon]

"I trust you."

@naffeclipse hope we all enjoyed the funnies because (:

*self insert is not a girl (he/ she)

og detective au by sunnys-aesthetic!

[abirddogmoment]

Something unique to Rory out of all my dogs so far is how she needs dedicated focused attention during the day. At least once a day I have to put aside what I'm doing and give her my full attention in the form of full body pets, snuggles, or smooches. I call this Rory Appreciation Time and it is extremely cute.

[okmcintyre]

"It's been 2,199 days since Praimfaya"

[xenocorner]

"Please return my cap?"

"Mmno-"

I have committed the sin of self indulgence forgive me.

[voidbeau]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ indulging the inner middle schooler in me. that Bou would have been so fuckin hyped to see where our art went from there since then lmaooo.

for the record, im blaming her existence on you @zeroofshadow

[carcarrot]

i should also tell you that one time at work when takeout pizza was brought in for family meal lunch that it was absolutely awful. i work in manhattan

[acosmicwayfarer]

Today, she attempts to take a tiny sip out of the remaining cup of hot cocoa; it is the last of its kind among the special cocoa deliveries that managed to be acquired before once again being reduced to a moth.

Just as unsure of her footing as her winging, she can only hope she does not fall in...

[lady-harrowhark]

when your parents make a big deal out of visiting for the weekend for your birthday and you know it's not actually going to happen and then still get disappointed when it doesn't happen :/

[margridarnauds]

Alright, now for the ranty all-caps take on selkies and what they've evolved into on here, for the sake of my temper:

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? THESE STORIES WERE A WAY TO TALK ABOUT THE DANGERS OF MARRYING OUTSIDE YOUR IMMEDIATE LOCAL AREA, A WAY OF TALKING ABOUT ABUSE AND LONELINESS AND UNHAPPY MARRIAGES AND WHERE THE CHILDREN FALL IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS AND YOU ARE TURNING THEM INTO SOME UWU WHOLESOME THING? NO. THE FISHERMEN IN THE STORIES *STEAL* THEIR COATS BECAUSE THEY ARE ENTITLED INCELS. WHILE THE FUNCTION OF THE SELKIE STORIES COULD VARY FROM TELLER TO TELLER, THEY ARE PRETTY MUCH ALWAYS USED TO DISCUSS UNHAPPY MARRIAGES BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY WERE FOR. DISCUSSING UNHAPPY MARRIAGES IN A SOCIETY WHERE DIVORCE AND SEPARATION WERE IMPOSSIBLE. FUCK OFFFFFFF. STOP REMOVING THEM FROM THEIR CONTEXT OF RURAL IRELAND/SCOTLAND.

[applestorms]

I’d talk to you, really talk to you, if I didn’t flop around like a dead fish trying to catch my tongue. Fuck sounds far too abrasive, Murder is caustic enough to be out the question. I suppose burgeoning, visceral fondness would align closer to Marry. my siblings and I have this bit going on where I yell “APPLE JUST FUCKING POSTED!!!” and it’s not that I’m useless the rest of the day, not any more lethargic than I usually am, but your pace and candor is like a block of concrete in the hale of my thoughts.

what I mean to say is, I’ve been on this delusional streak idolizing Death Note blogs I do follow and thinking of them as an inviolable concept to revere. I desperately need to sober up, but you’re an exception. Somehow, I can acknowledge that you’re beyond just awfully fucking witty and fun. It’s so much more charming that way, thinking of you as more than an account on Tumblr; someone behind the name.

ugh ugh ugh ok that’s all. I would marry you. Not worship you, not envy you overtly, not have bitter intercourse all of that’s reserved for lawlight >:3

but but,, what I would do, however, is slurp on a vein like a noodle, choke on it, and then get uncomfortable enough to talk to you. one day. wish me luck! [insert comical boom sound effects in rapid succession]

oh, nonnie... i assume this is in response to the fuck/marry/kill poll?

first off, i'm very touched that my writing and posts have connected with you so much!! i have a lot of fun writing stuff around here, and it means a lot that we can all bond over this story. this has been by far one of the better fandom experiences i've had on tumblr, and i'm very grateful for everyone around here that has made this such a pleasant part of the internet to hang around =3=

that being said, please don't think of me as an exception. i am not somebody to be idolized-- not because i'm exceptionally terrible or evil or anything like that, but because i can't be anything other than another human, and for that reason, can never live up to any heightened ideals you may set upon me. if there are ways in which you resonate with the feelings and experiences i put into my writing, i'm glad! perhaps we have enough similarities there that my stuff happens to stand out as particularly meaningful to you. but this does not make me somehow worthy of any special reverence, and, whether you establish them consciously or not, i will not be able to live up to every one of your expectations.

speaking from personal experience-- it can be very easy, when you're very isolated, to hold tightly to and cherish the few connections that you do manage to make. and there can be a hefty amount of fear associated with holding on to these connections, and ensuring that they stay as meaningful as you want them to. again, just speaking to my own life here since i know nothing about where you're coming from, but when it feels like everything around you is falling apart and your life is shit and you are terrible and nothing you do is ever going to be good enough, it is incredibly easy to look at the one place where you feel as though you've found something Good and decide, "This is it. This is going to be the Thing that fixes me. Nothing is ever going to be this meaningful to me ever again. I've found The Solution, and if I lose it, I'm done for."

very rarely is that feeling ever true. no single thing is ever going to fix you-- because an entire life and person is not something that can be fixed, only slowly but surely improved and cared for through agonizingly tiny steps that hardly ever feel like anything in the moment but mean Everything in the long run. i often ask that people speak kinder about themselves, not because i am somehow omniscient and capable of seeing every facet of their life and person to judge whether or not they are Worthy of the care, but because it is only through extending that care regardless of some presumed "worth" that we can make our lives better in the first place.

i suppose this is all to say that i would like to talk to you more too, anon. i quite like the verbosity of your writing style, how it forces me to slow down and consider each individual thing you say, the visceral nature of your metaphors and imagery. i'm also quite awkward, and anxious, and somewhat socially inept. i do not have a vast myriad of connections, and thus like to put special care in the ones i do manage to make, online and in real life.

but i'm afraid i can't do that if you approach me from the start by seeing me as something more than i am. i'm willing to tolerate quite a bit of awkwardness in social conversations-- somewhat of a necessity, i find, for talking to equally socially anxious people online. but please don't forget that, just as you say, i am a person behind the name and the screen over here, just as flawed and capable of mistakes and missteps as anyone else.

i appreciate your willingness to face the discomfort to try and talk to me, even if it's just through an anon this time. believe me, i know how difficult even that can be sometimes. and i do like hearing from you. please don't be embarrassed by my little speech here, it is far from my intention to shame you, but i just wanted this to be said.

let's all keep enjoying the lawlight antics together, yes? c: hopefully without making anybody any more or less special or untouchable than they actually are, for their sake and our own.