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starry-907 · 4 months ago

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CALLOUT POST AGAINST @invisobang MODS

(LEGAL DISCLAIMER: this is all in good faith, i have permission from the mods to make this, and this is all light hearted)

i've come to make an announcement @kinglazrus is a tyrant of a mod, she put me in the ib prison SO I WILL EXPOSE THE TYRANT-NESS OF ALL INVISOBANG MODS BY CHRONICLING ALL OF THE CRIMES THEY GAVE ME OVER THE COURSE OF INVISOBANG (featuring my poor organizational skills while counting)

(under the cut cuz this is gonna get long)

CRIMES LIST AND THE LEVEL OF TYRANT-NESS EACH ONE HAS

CRIME 1: posted stickroll in chat (granted this was an intentional bid for jail so this one isn't very tyrant-y)

CRIME 2: got released for threatening to fight Laz, but then was put back into jail for threatening to fight Laz (somewhat tyrant-y, also shows evidence of mod-infighting /j)

CRIME 3: mentioned that i had avoided getting put in jail for a third time, i also got solitary confinement cuz i think i tried to join a riot (LAZ DID THIS SO THIS IS EVIDENCE OF TYRANCY)

CRIME 4: called out a mod's typo (said amound instead of around) (this one is very tyranty)

CRIME 5: said y'all all (ok this one's fair)

CRIME 6: stated i was going to make this post detailing all the reasons i got jailed (YOU CANNOT SILENCE THE TRUTH, VIVA LA REVOLUTION)

CRIME 7-3003: called out another mod typo (lebvends instead of legends) (very much so a tyrant move, i skyrocketed in my number of crimes for a very minor thing)

CRIME 3004: didn't remember reading the info doc (in my defense i had read the rules channel though, so this was unwarranted)

CRIME 3005: saying i had receipts that implied Laz was a tyrant (AGAIN, YOU WILL NOT SILENCE ME)

somewhere along the line kad ate 3 of my crimes, idk where or how but they got eaten (proof below)

LOST 1K CRIMES, DOWN TO 2002: i made a snapcube reference (specifically the "woah he's bisexual, I didn't know that" meme) (slight redemption from the mods)

GOT PUT IN SOLITARY AGAIN: called out a mod for breaking the emoji chain we had going in one of the gen chat channels (THE PEAK OF TYRANCY, I WAS ATTEMPTING TO BE A GOOD CITIZEN AND I WAS IMPRISONED FOR IT)

GOT PUT IN SOLITARY AGAIN AGAIN: pointed out that i had written more than Laz in a sprint when she'd previously had the most words in earlier sprints, truly a moment akin to the myth of athena and arachne (truly a mark of a tyrant mod)

2 CRIMES REMOVED, DOWN TO 2000: this is where we honor a glorious sacrifice. @duchi-nesten bravely offered to take two of my crimes upon herself (after the 3 of mine that they ate), so that my crimes number could match my birth year. we will have a moment of silence for this.

ok moment of silence over cuz she lost her crimes as punishment so i got three crimes back so i went to 2003 crimes.

3 CRIMES REMOVED, BACK TO 2000 AGAIN: again we must honor a sacrifice. @brekitten agreed to take 3 of my crimes to add to her own count and we must honor that as well.

THEN THERE WAS A MESS GOING ON WITH THE EMOJI CHAIN THAT I WAS TRYING TO FIX (people breaking the chain), I WAS IN THE TRENCHES but i did go from 2000 crimes to 1987 crimes for my good behavior in trying to hold the line, so that was very non-tyranty of the mods. the chain was indeed fully broken but Laz broke it so it's gonna stay that way (i had to go to sleep)

so the tl;dr is laz is a tyrant, go look at what people made for ib, and maybe join @ecto-implosion because kad immediately put me in jail upon joining and said i have a lifetime sentence because of nepotism /light-hearted

also i full well might've missed something, i definitely think i missed a solitary confinement or two but w/e

#invisobang #invisobang 2024 #again: THIS IS ALL MEANT IN GOOD FUN IF I HEAR ANYTHING ABOUT ANY OF Y'ALL GENUINELY HARASSING ANY OF THE IB MODS I WILL EVAPORATE Y'ALL #yeah this isn't ib posting stuff but unless i'm told otherwise i'm putting this in the ib tag slkfsdhgs #ib 2024 #anyways *rattles the bars of the prison* free speech

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dr-rowby-dot-scramble · 18 days ago

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sega i hate you.

i just watched sonic 3 and

‼️spoilers‼️

I LOVE SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG I HATE HAVING TO PICTURE HIM DEAD AGAIN YOU FUCKS

I CANT KEEP GETTING THE SAME TRICKS PLAYED ON ME EVERY 20 YEARS

I LOVE YOU SHADOW COME BACK TO LIFE LIKE YOU DID BEFORE MY SWEET HEDGEHOG JESUS

also snapcube reference? the hot topic line had me pointing at the screen like a soyjack

also the biolizard and chao garden had me screaming silently

also yaoi??? finally??? eggstone real????

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic 3 #sonic the hedgehog 3 #shadow the hedgehog

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shadowonwater · 13 days ago

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PikFik: I'M BACK ON THE FUCKING PLANET!?

No Warnings Apply, No Shipping either, Louie-centric fic

AO3:

Title is a Snapcube Reference Louie's back on same damn dangerous planet he was abandoned on once to collect more treasure. But this time it's not even his fault that the company's in debt. He doesn't get paid enough for this. A look into the mind of Louie during Pikmin 3 as well as the ending of Pikmin 2. Mostly Pikmin 3 focused.

Louie could admit he was at fault for that whole Golden PikPik fiasco. He did eat all those carrots after all. But who could entirely blame him? (Well a lot of people would entirely blame him, actually) But he couldn't blame himself entirely. I mean what do you expect to happen if you put a fox in charge of a hen house?

So yeah, he might not have really wanted to go to some weird distant planet to collect treasure but he figured it all only fair after causing this mess in the first place. It was kind of cool seeing all the weird animals and plants. It became even cooler when he realized how tasty most of them were.

So he did his job, fair enough. But then Olimar left him behind. Louie could remember standing there, watching the ship take off without him. He wondered if Olimar figured out it was him who put the company in debt and decided to abandon him. It was a cold feeling. He was often ignored by his peers growing up for being weird. But being left stranded was a whole level.

Louie used the resources he could. Any Pikmin he could find could help him kill larger meals, but they would leave at the end of the day. The Pikmin Onions weren’t staying by his side like they did Olimar. He hoped it was just because they didn’t know where he was. But a small part of himself whispered that they had abandoned him too.

Louie hid out in caves at night for the most part, doing his best to avoid the pampent amount of predators. But sometimes he spent his nights helping these weird glowing green Pikmin things. Louie figured they were ghosts, they looked like ghosts. He could see them but touching them was like touching cold air. They didn’t have any smell either.

The Green Pikmin as he decided to call them always disappeared by dawn. The bodies of killed predators remained though. Which helped give Louie food for a few days. At night though, he wasn’t always able to find them, and it was risky being out so he didn’t always bother to try with them.

There was something victorious about finding something that Olimar didn’t know about. Louie decided on the off-chance he ever saw Olimar again he wasn’t going to tell him anything about Green Pikmin. Let that “expert” find things out for himself.

Louie didn’t bother to keep track of the days. He didn’t think he’d ever get rescued. He’d estimated about a month had passed before he found that giant Dweevil, or Titan Dweevil (that’s what Olimar decided to call it). The big creature was surprisingly friendly. None of the Dweevil’s attacked unless frightened, but he didn’t expect to find one outright friendly. He rode it around and helped give it direction for finding food for the both of them and it didn’t leave him like the Pikmin did (like everyone seems to do, Olimar included). Louie was also able to find and attach treasure that made the Dweevil more powerful too. Food and a friend… Louie could get used to this.

But sometime later Louie woke up from his nap to find he’d been “rescued” from his friend. His Dweevil friend was dead, the treasures collected to be sold by the President. Olimar was beside himself for having left Louie behind, apologising profusely for having not double-checked he was on the ship. Louie couldn’t help but forgive Olimar, it was hard not to when he also had made a big mistake with those carrots. By now he wished that Olimar didn’t come back for him, actually. Back to the daily grind for Louie…

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It happened again. The Company was in debt and it wasn’t even Louie’s fault. It wasn’t his fault that the President had made a mistake, so why was he being asked to help clean it up? The President should go back to the Pikmin Planet if he was so sure that was a good idea to fix the debt. Or even better, deal with debt the normal way instead of sending your employees to do treasure hunting for you!

Now Louie was sent back here with Olimar under threat of losing their jobs, and as much as Louie kind of wanted to quit, he needed the job and the Hocotatian job market was famously bad right now. Well “right now” is a relative term, it’s been back for the last 20 or so years, really as long as Louie’s been alive it’s been bad. It was lucky he managed to get hired in the first place.

All of that still didn’t mean that Louie liked being asked to do something outside of his job description. The President was giving them a bonus at least, as long as they get enough treasure to pay off the new debt. Louie knew though, really, that the bonus was going to be coming out of whatever money was left over from the treasure after the debt was paid off.

So Louie did treasure collecting with Olimar, rather half-heartedly. They could take their time, the President was smart enough not to get into debt with loan sharks this time. Louie couldn’t bring himself to care enough to bring his A-game, or his B-game. He was bringing his C-game this time. Olimar noticed.

Olimar was doing most of the work, giving the job as much effort as he gave when the President was in actual danger. He was quick, efficient, knew just how to use the Pikmin and when. The only time Olimar slowed down was to study something new, like the new Pikmin. Louie was a little surprised that he called them Wing Pikmin and Rock Pikmin, mostly because he would have thought Olimar would stick to the naming scheme he’d been using before. Louie thought about telling him about the Green Pikmin which he had kind of forgotten about until now, but decided to continue his resolve and not tell Olimar. Thing is, if Olimar knew about the night-time Pikmin he’d insist on them both staying up at night to check them out and Louie wanted to do as little as possible and get back home. Maybe he'd tell him after they get back.

Olimar asked Louie to “please step it up a little”, Louie knew what he meant but decided to only be slightly more helpful, he did only say “a little” after all. Olimar just kind of sighed, shrugged, and shook his head, he seemed to accept it for now.

Amongst the items they found on the first day was some sort of key. Louie thought it looked a little high-tech for the things they usually find on the plant, but they’ve found all sorts of strange technologies before. Instead of just selling it Olimar insisted on holding on to it until they found out what the key was for. Olimar thought it might open a treasure chest so he decided to keep it on his person instead of keeping it in the ship with the other treasure.

Olimar started the first video log to their boss not long after. The President wanted to be updated on how things were going. Louie wasn’t interested so he just hung nearby along with some Blue Pikmin, waiting for the log to be over so they could get back to business.

Then of course one of the giant crab monsters started going after him. He tried to fight back but found the crystal encasing on the claw making it hard to damage. Several of the Pikmin were eaten and Louie was smacked onto the shore. He laid there stunned as the crab scuttled on over and ate the last of the Blue Pikmin Louie had with him. Louie watched as Olimar quickly wrapped up the video log and rushed over to help him.

The following days were much the same of Louie barely trying and Olimar getting increasingly annoyed with him. While Louie was stuck treasure hunting he focused his mental space on recipes for new and old creatures alike. Even if Olimar wasn’t interested in eating these things, he did let Louie at his recipes to Olimar’s writings about the creatures. He frequently muttered to himself, while planning out the recipes, Olimar would give him looks. Unfortunately Louie’s distraction kept landing him in hot water with the dangerous creatures around them. Whenever Olimar wasn’t there to watch Louie’s back he kept finding himself in some sort of trouble. Getting chased around by this or that, and getting Pikmin killed.

Olimar was upset with how distracted Louie was. He told him that the sooner they get the job done the sooner they could go back home. Louie understood the logic of it, but he was still disobedient on principle. He ate every fruit treasure they came across because Louie decided to see it as additional payment for having to be here. If Olimar didn’t have enough to be annoyed with, they both also had to deal with the cold in the tundra, and Olimar had a data leak on top of all that.

In one of the data logs Olimar said something about wishing to have a new partner. Louie was quite alright with that. If Olimar kept being sent to the Pikmin Planet let someone else be his partner and have to deal with all that. Louie could stay doing what he was hired to do, fly ships and deliver cargo.

It was only a few days but really it felt like weeks. They had gathered up all the treasure they needed for the debt, plus the key, which Olimar decided to continue to hold on to, he said he might give it to one of his kids as a gift. It was obvious to Louie it was time to leave, but Olimar had different plans.

Olimar saw something gold and shiny and insisted that they get some extra treasure before they left. What happened to doing the job as quickly as possible so they could leave? But noooo Olimar just had to get some extra treasure. Louie voiced his objection, but Olimar insisted. “Just one more treasure,” he said. Ugh! Fine!

Upon arriving at the new location, the one that looked like the stump of a truly gigantic oak tree, Louie’s objections were beyond just not needing the extra treasure. The place had some real bad vibes. It was too quiet, there weren’t any creatures around, the inside of the couldn’t be clearly seen from the outside, the whole place just had this strange oppressive atmosphere of wrongness. And there was a feeling of being watched.

Olimar’s brows creased from concern as he took in the place, he seemed to be getting the bad vibes too. Louie took this opportunity to remind Olimar that they didn’t even need this treasure, they could just leave. He included that this place was giving bad vibes. But Olimar, fed up with Louie, huffed and said it wasn’t that bad and Louie was just looking for another reason to go home.

Olimar started up the next video log a moment later. And Louie, hearing a weird noise, tried sneaking around the area. He was looking for a good hiding spot. It seemed that every time Olimar started a video log Louie had a run-in with some monster.

The large liquid golden creature sliding out of the back entrance of the cave-like tree stump was unlike almost anything Louie had ever seen, almost. It reminded him of the water monster from the underwater cave from their last trip. A part of him wondered how it tasted but the phantom stomach pains he felt at the idea (the memory of how sick he got when he drank some of the Water Wraith) put a stop to those ideas. It did smell nice though.

Louie did what he often does. Run.

Louie ran to the ship as the creature jumped Olimar, Louie could hear the sound of Pikmin being thrown behind him. It was Olimar’s idea to come here, Louie reminded himself, let him deal with the consequences, he completely ignored how creepy this place is. A part of Louie still felt bad about just running off and not helping. But Olimar is good at fighting, he should be fine.

And so, Louie took off on the ship, fully intending to come back when it was getting dark to pick up Olimar before the predators came out. But Louie didn’t come back. Because… he crashed. It was hard to make fun of Olimar for how often he crashed on the planet when Louie just did the same very thing. Louie didn’t know how to fix ships, Olimar did.

Sure it was dangerous without Pikmin but Louie has done it before, Louie has also survived the planet at night. Louie would make his way on foot to the oak and bring Olimar back here and then they could both leave, of course unless Olimar insisted on some other chore they had to do first. Well Louie would need at least a day to get to Olimar. Olimar might get the chance to see those Green Pikmin for himself.

Things, of course, would not go Louie’s way. When do they ever? Louie got swarmed by the bees again and this time he didn’t have Olimar with him to help. It’s not that Louie couldn’t kill a weak monster on his own but he just couldn’t land a hit on the flying ones. Louie figured that by now Olimar had defeated the golden blob and finished getting that treasure he set his sights on. Instead of Louie meeting him, they could meet halfway? Louie didn’t think he’d be able to get over there anyway. Louie quickly set up a video call. It was glitchy, but it had clearly been picked up. He asked Olimar for help. Then he got swarmed and blacked out.

When Louie came too, he had no idea where he was. It was a ship, that much was clear but it was unlike Hocotian ships, it certainly wasn’t the one the President owned and it didn’t match the description Olimar had given him of The Dolphin.

So a mysterious ship… Louie had no idea how they must have found him but it must be space pirates! He’s been warned before that space pirates are an occupational hazard for anyone that does space delivery but he’s never actually run into any before. It would have been a little exciting if it didn’t happen at such a bad time.

Luckily the space pirates are pretty stupid considering that they didn’t tie him or lock him up in any way! He’ll just land the ship and leave! And you know what? They’re pirates so they probably have some treasure on board already he can steal! He’ll take their food too while he’s at it! That’ll show those space pirates for messing with Louie!

It was a great plan… until Louie got eaten by a monster almost immediately after running off. And got captured by the space pirates again… who, as it turned out, were not actually space pirates. And the treasure, the giant rubber duck Louie was going to give to Olimar as a “sorry I ran off and left you to alone with a monster”, was not stolen loot, but a personal belonging of the captain of this ship, the ship that, again, weren’t actually space pirates.

Louie could almost admit he messed up a little.

They were just a trio of Koppites on the search for fruit, which the Pikmin Planet had a lot of. Or should Louie call it PNF? That’s what the Koppites were calling the planet. The good news was that they wanted to help Olimar. Sure it was because they needed their key back, turns out it wasn’t a treasure chest key, but they were going to help. They were also willing to give Louie some of their food. It wasn’t very much though. Louie tried asking them for bugs but they looked at him like he’d grown a 2nd head. Right. Because Koppites don’t eat meat. Weirdos.

So he told them where Olimar was. He wanted to go with them but they refused. The pink one thought he would run off with their food again if they untied him. So he sat there as time ticked by, waiting and waiting. He wondered what he would do if they never came back. Would they need rescuing too? Or maybe they would all just leave him there forever, not because they got killed or captured, but because they didn’t want to deal with him.

Hours ticked by in silence. The silence didn’t bother Louie, but not knowing what was going on did. At what point should he try chewing through the rope? Would he gather Pikmin himself and make a daring rescue. Or would he fall back to running away again. That was part of what stopped Louie from making a move. As long as he was tied up, whatever happened wasn't in his hands. It wasn’t his business, it wasn't his responsibility, it wasn’t his fault.

He still left Olimar in the first place, though. He still ate the golden PikPik carrots. Sure, he had nothing to do with the President’s bad money decisions. But in a round-about way the President wouldn’t know about the treasures on the Pikmin Planet if it weren’t for Louie. If it weren’t for Louie, Olimar would have given that first treasure to his son, and Hocotate Freight wouldn’t have been going out of business, and Olimar wouldn’t have lost his ship either. So in a way, Louie realized. All of this. Really was Louie’s fault.

Louie stewed in that thought as the Koppites came back, with Olimar in tow. They were all worse for wear, especially Olimar. Louie felt pangs of guilt, looking at Olimar, knowing that he shouldn’t have run. Olimar was battered and exhausted, and a little out of it. He didn’t seem totally convinced that this wasn’t just a dream. Louie wondered what the giant golden glob had been doing to Olimar that had affected the man so.

With the President’s ship out of commission (something that was also Louie’s fault), the Hocotatian duo had no way to get back home. Koppites offered to give them a ride as Hocotate was on the way to Kopai.

Louie wasn’t shocked when the President yelled at them. They had trashed and lost his ship and didn’t even bring the treasure back with them (the treasure had been in the ship). He sent them back in a small pod to fix and bring back the ship and treasure. Louie wasn't happy they were sent back so soon, not for his own sake for once, but because Olimar was still shaky. It was fine though, Louie would pick up the slack, it was the least he could do after leaving Olimar like that. Louie wasn’t going to run this time.

#pikmin #pikmin fanfic #louie pikmin #olimar pikmin

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tree-tpot · 7 months ago

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you know what

*throws you back into the building*

YOU'RE BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN??!!?

(snapcube reference lmao)

OW.!? Hhh..

[ooc] loving the snapcube ref]

#thanks for the ask!#bfdi tree #tree bfb #tree tpot #death pact again #tpot #bfb #bfdi

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pantherxdrawz · 1 year ago

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So kinda got a new Rain Code/Danganronpa au, it’s where Danganronpa and Rain Code are in the same universe, but I also do a lot of reality bending/changes so yeah, au

So first and foremost, Danganronpa didn’t screw with anyone’s memories or pasts or was a tv show in this au, it was all real, and I’m debating on it being in the real world or a virtual reality situation then they where gaslit into believing it was real

So in this au, a few years before the killing game, Shuichi started living with his parents again, due to a mixture of Shuichi not wanting to go back to the agency out of fear that he might get roped into another case like that, and they promised they’d pay more attention to him, guess what that was a lie they just kept slapping Nannies at him, mainly cause I wanted to be mean to Shuichi as a Danganronpa fan (look I’m also a DR fan why do you think I’m a RC fan-)

So yeah Shuichi’s mental health is kinda tanked extra here-

Anyways the au story starts after the killing game, after it’s ended, Shuichi decides to go back to living with his uncle like he did before, because he doesn’t want to give his parents another chance, he’s close to his uncle, and he doesn’t exactly have anywhere else to go-

Now who is this uncle? Yakou fucking Furio that’s who, so that means Shuichi gets booted off to Kanai Ward, the Ultimate Detective going to the place that hates detectives,

Now how this plays out after Shuichi arrives, (also I literally just pictured his exact arrival being Yakou opens the door to find Shuichi standing there traumatized like a wet cat wearing a T-shirt that says “I survived Danganronpa but all I got was this dumb T-shirt”)

I see it like how the main story goes but what if Shuichi was there, and Yakou’s nephew, plus maybe a few plot lines or add on things to make things more interesting like maybe Yakou gets a forte after all

This au is literally just called “why is Shuichi on the same line as the rAIN CODE LINE-“ yes that is a snapcube reference no I will not elaborate on why that’s the name, and yes I’m working on a shortened version of the name

Also feel free to ask on it like my swap au

#rain code #master detective archives: rain code #danganronpa #danganronpa v3 #technically #rain code au #danganronpa au #is this a rain code au or a danganronpa au??#yakou furio #shuichi saihara #Why is Shuichi on the same line as the rain code line au

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cotton-kiwi-smoothie · 2 years ago

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Shadow the hedgehog thought

Remember when the game Shadow the Hedgehog had branching storylines and different paths that Shadow could take, but then none of them were the actual ending and so you have to start all over again and do like 10 different endings just to get the cannon ending?

Well what if Shadow the Hedgehog was a time loop?

This may be a thought a lot of people have but I want to share my thoughts of how it goes.

How I think the order would go:

Neutral story

Semi hero story

Dark story

Semi dark

hero

This would be a play order that the player doesn't get to choose, but after each ark, the play would see part of the end credits before seeing a message to try again, for they don't have the official ending. And then they get transported back to the start screen.

The start cutscene will be the same cutscene from the original game, but with slight differences as the story continues. And have references from past arks.

This could show Shadow's character development as he thinks about his morals and his past.

Snapcube also had a similar idea when Black Doom mentioned rewinding time in the Shadow the Hedgehog fan dub.

And because it's a time loop of the 3 days of the attack, there may have been a set path that Shadow keeps straying from, and thus some unknown character keeps rewinding it until Shadow does what they intended. Which could lead into a new storyline to figure out who or what is causing the rewind.

AND THEN there could be bits of Black Arm lore in each arc that is different that includes some customs and perhaps their beliefs that could would also solve the problem about their lack of lore, AND possibly give an idea of who or what is causing the time loop. And Shadow only noticed bits and pieces of it in the later arcs. So this could then stem into another game or animated series that explored some of the newfound lore of the Sonic universe.

But let's also give some background characters some inkling that there's a time loop, too. Because that could make some things more interesting. Plus make everyone more useful because literally everyone but Shadow is basically dead weight.

Anyways, thank you for reading this long idea I have.

#shadow the hedgehog #games #story ideas #sonic the hedgehog

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tmascboyswag · 18 days ago

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its such a banger every single time bro...

MAJOR SONIC MOVIE 3 SPOILERS BELOW CUT!!!!!

messily and autistically getting my thoughts out about the movie :)))) some things may not make sense / my grammar might not make sense, but only bc i refuse to proofread this :))))))) im just too excited. going in RAW

• like wdym you advertised shadow THAT much only for you to kill him off????? goddddd it makes me so so so mad and sad and leaving me needing MORE AUGHHHH

• SHADOW AND SONIC WERE BUDS!!! THEY WERE GETTING ALONG!!! THEY COULDVE BECAME FRIENDS!!!! AROACE SONIC!!! MAYBE EVEN AROACE SONADOW!!!!!!!! THEY SMILED AT EACH OTHER!!! SHADOW SMILED AT SONIC!!!!!!! AND THEN HE FUCKING DIESSS AND THEY DONT EVEN GET TO SAY GOODBYE WHAT THE FUCKKAHHHHHHHHHHHH

• shadow and maria were so happoy..!!!! THE SIBLINGS EVERRR!!!!!!! im glad she wasnt shot on screen at least, i wouldve lost my mind bro. shadow touched the glass and i fucking BAWLED. AND THEN HE BECAME SO DEFENSIVE IMMEDIATELY READY TO KILL!!!! AHHHH HE WAS GONNA DEFEND HIS HOME NO MATTER WHAT ASHHSHFDHHSUFUDJSISH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

• lovedd marias long locs, marias pretty decorated box, marias silly skates, LEAVING THE DOCTORS AND REPLACING SHADOW WITH A BEAR AHHHHH REPLACED THE ADORABLE LITTLE GUY WITH A STUFFED BEAR CHAT I WAS SO UNWELL YOU HAVE NO IDEA 💥💔💥💔💥💔💥💔💥💥

• shadow fucking knocked the shit outta tom btw. like. i could feel that air get SUCKED outta his soul. owie. ouchh. uaghhh he flashed back to maria aaahhh. AHHH SHADOW AND SONIC ARE MORE SIMILIAR THAN THEY THOUGHT AAHHHHHHDHHHFHHHHFHFUJ

• PLUS THE SNAPCUBE DUB REFERENCES MADE ME FUCKING GIGGLE SO MUCH LIKE LMAOOOOO POINT AND LAUGH AT HOT TOPIC!!!!!! 🫵🏾🫵🏾🫵🏾🫵🏾 plus sonic falling out the plane thingy "talk about a low budget flight!" I UNDERSTANDDDD I GET THE REFERENCEEE HAHAHAHDHFHEHEGJFJQHDJDJ

• during this movie rewatch my eyes solely focused on staring at shadow and he was so so beautiful. and autistic. bro did NOT change his facial expressions!!!!!!! his brows remained squimshed even when he wasnt majorly upset!!!! resting autism face!!!!!!!!!!! SO RELATABLEEEEEEEENEHFHEH

• Don't even get me started on Stobotnik. bursted into tears every single time. :((((((((

• omg and the soundtrack was amazingfffhghehrhehfhebehfbe the casual sonic gametracks is just as cool as it was in the other sonic movies 😭😭😭😭😭 plus all the references to other sonic games 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i wish i watched the movie with other sonic lovers so we could all point out shit together and collectively scream during our favorite parts AHHHHHH

• omgomgomg and that scene with shadow on his motorcycle, and him going upside down n shit THAT IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES BRO SUCH A SICK ANGLEEEEEEEEJEHFYFGSHEGFHUDBEHEVFFHD goshhhhhhhhhddghdgdyeyd

• IK PEOPLE WHO HAVE SAID THE MOVIE WAS A BIT WEIRD BC OF JIM CARRY BUT HONESTLY HE WAS PRETTY SILLY!!!!! FUCKING GERALD GETTING KILLED OFF FROM A BUG ZAPPER WAS HYSTERICAL AND I NEED THAT PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND WHENEVER I STUDY!!!! NEW WHITENOISE JUST DROPPED!!!!!!!!!

• OMGOMGOMG AND AMY!!! MS ROSE!!! AMY ROSE!!! SHE LOOKED SO GOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I CANT WAIT TO LEARN WHO VOICES HERRRRRRR

• robotnik shouldve fucking said either "ive come to make an announcement!", "by the way im bisexual!" or "they call(ed) me the GLITCH!" WHEN HE WAS BEING BROADCASTED TO THE WORLDDD!!!!! AHHHHHHHHEUHEHEHEHHH SUCH A WASTED SILLY MOMENT!!!! youd just hear that one fandub fan (me) cheer in the back of the theatre screaming "FUCK YEAHHHH SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER!!!" only for him to die a second later. actually. id break down onto the ground like a dramatic and traumatized anime boy i think.

thats all i can think of mentioning rn. i NEED to watch sonic 3 again and my ass WILL go broke doing so 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫💕💕💕💕💕💕💕plssssssssssssss sonic 3 sonic 3 sonic 3333333 💕💕💕💕😵‍💫😵‍💫 im imso in loveeeee with this movieeeeeee 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫💕

REWATCHING SONIC MOVIE 3 SOON someone forcefully inject me with multiple different horse tranquilizers

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phantaemon · 2 years ago

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I need to get back into Sonic The Hedgehog, but I didn't grow up with the lore or the "good games".

Literally only had Lost World, Rivals 1-2, Shattered Crystal and Generations, but since I only owned Nintendo consoles back then, especially a 3ds I always ended up with the "bad versions" of the games.

Now, I was lucky enough to acquire a PS3, a PS4 and a fairly decent PC which I assume could run older sonic games.

Only thing is, I can't afford to spend hundreds to play every single game, and I don't have much time to play either. For reference, I got Frontiers two days after launch and I "only" have 10 hours spent on it, two of them just being an accumulation of me staring at my screen out of short attention span or being afk because I was asked to do stuff around the house. Which means I'm not that far into the story.

Is there a way I could read about the lore somewhere? And if yes, where should I start? I heard there were comics as well but I have no clue where to read them.

It really sucks being very into something again after growing up, but being unable to understand most of the references and jokes the community has. Snapcube's dubs are the only thing I have seen of some games, for instance.

#sonic the hedgehog #sth #sonic fandom #Sonic #help

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catholic-character-tournament · 2 years ago

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Round 4 - Catholic Character Tournament

Propaganda below ⬇️

Knuckles

Knuckles is very heavily Christ-coded - walking on water, resurrection, prophecies, the whole nine yards. Not necessarily Catholic specifically, but I feel like there’s a comparison to be made between the Brotherhood and the Catholic Church as a structure. Also he’s made it to the semi finals of the Christ coded tournament if that means anything to you

God this whole thing was literally insane. Also pretty much completely forgotten as soon as p*nders was off the comic, which was probably for the best tbh.

Ken penders did a lot of wierd fucking bullshit, and made knuckles literally Jesus.

Nothing left to say except another fuck ken penders.

In the Archie comics, Knuckles inherits the role of being a spiritual leader to a lost tribe of Echnidnas, that have been wandering, searching for their prophesied homeland for centuries. Knuckles is the one to finally lead them there.

He also dies and comes back, and because of this is hailed as the prophesied “Avatar” by his people, the one who’s supposed to bring peace to their planet, Mobius. Cannot for the life of me remember where this went though.

It maybe isn’t allegorical as much as it is the writer thinking putting Judeo-Christian themes would make it cool or something. But the comparison to Jesus is at least intentional, whereas it probably isn’t with Shadow.

Shadow

In sonic destruction (the AI generated fan thing snapcube made a while ago) shadow was catholic or something which I think is reallyyyyyyy funny

Ok listen. I know this is a stretch but hear me out. He says “oh my God” in the Twitter takeovers so we know this is a possibility. I see him as a Christ-like figure because I saw his whole confrontation with Mephiles and was like “this is a thing that happened in the Bible??” and the pose Mephiles shows him in is literally like a crucifixion and Mephiles is meant to be a demon / false prophet reference. And also he’s called a demon in Shadow The Hedgehog 2005 then the guy who calls him that is like “I was wrong I’m sorry” and that also reminds me of a thing with Jesus in The Bible. But the biggest reason is his whole thing with Maria cause I think he’d come to earth and hear Ave Maria once and convert to Catholicism idk he’s like we’re comforted by a female familial figure named Mary sometimes called Maria?? And her color is blue????? Heck yeah I’m in because I Will Cry. Also feel free to share this as propaganda obv even if he doesn’t get in the bracket just. It’s funny.

I feel like he’d battle a lot with being seen or portrayed as a demon and how the aliens he’s related to very much look and act like demons idk lmao- and also I feel like confession would just be good for him I think he needs it for his mental health

There is a debate on the lovely website tunblr that Shadow T. Hedgehog is an allegory for Jesus Christ.

He is Jesus, idk what to tell you. He lived, he was sealed away, he was awakened again and deemed the ultimate lifeforms, he’s angry but not evil, does what he believes is best for people and the world at any given time. Total loser.

#cct polls #tumblr tournament #tumblr bracket #tumblr polls #polls #r4 #knuckles the echidna #sonic the hedgehog #Sonic Destruction #shadow the hedgehog

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clownkiwi · 3 years ago

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rubys thoughts on the new presidents snevil movie

hiiii besties, i just got back from my first movie experience after the initial lockdowns from the past year and a half!! resident evil: welcome to raccoon city!! as a new fan only getting into the series seriously this year after enjoying the re2 fandub & watching snapcube play re7 & re8, i've grown a fond appreciation of the franchise. i haven't personally seen the previous film series, i'm only familiar with the original playstation games, re7 & re8, and i'm also well aware of some of the jokes these games generate. i can totally see and get how groundbreaking these games were, and how they shaped not only a whole franchise from them, but revolutionized the horror genre. so i was pretty excited to hear that the next resident evil film would be a reboot more closely following the games rather than the milla jovovich movies. heck, the writer and director of this movie boasted how much of a resident evil fan he is, and how he hoped he'd be able to translate his passion of the playstation games onto the big screen.

so, did it work out??? did this film accurately recreate the classic games for a modern audience onto the big screen, or is it just another average horror movie with nods to a 25 year old video game that built capcoms horror house??

tldr if you dont wanna read below as i go into spoilers, but yea!!! i like this film quite a bit :] i'll go into more reasons why down below, but if you're a fan of the games and want a fun film to watch that recreates everything that made the playstation games great, then check it out for yourself

anyways,

PROS

theres defo a lot of good things that i love and appreciate about this film!!! having familiarized myself with re1 through my own streams & re2 through snapcubes fandub, i can say johannes roberts certainly did his homework and it shows off on the screen. from the tone, to the writing, to even the camera work of certain scenes, and even the designs; this absolutely feels like i'm watching the original playstation games on the big screen!!

with that said, this film does make some changes from the original games that i'm fine with and think work well for a fun, cheesy horror movie. the first obvious changes are the casting for our main leads. in terms of main leads i love the most, leon nails it perfectly. he's a new police officer that just moved in, and he's kinda a hot wimp. but that's what i think work for his character!!! and i loved seeing him everytime he's on screen. and in terms of pretty strong characters, i think claire redfield ain't too bad either!! her origin story she shared with her brother is pretty good and i think it fits in well at the climax of the film. claire and leon are definitely the stronger characters of this film, they practically carry this film on their back.

i also really appreciate how this adaptation actually brings in a character from re1 that isn't too well known outside of fans. lisa trevor and her role in the story as this tragic child who was tortured through umbrella's experiments is very heartbreaking, and while you only get a glimpse and assumption of what she went through, at the same time, you feel really bad for her even though she's this movies first scare. she's just a victim in a tragic story, and even though she isn't in the film that long, she definitely left an impact on me i feel.

the mid credits scene is also pretty neat, not only by setting up albert wesker as a future villain, but by setting up ada wongs role, i thought that was pretty neat.

speaking of wesker, ehhhh??? i'll be entirely honest, the re2 side of this film had pretty strong characters, altho that's because re2 is definitively one of the best games in the franchise by fans (both the original and remake). with that said, i feel that the re1 side of things aren't. quite as strong. again, i think the references they make to re1 are pretty neat, and there's some interestingly shot scenes. but idk, i felt that this films connections to re1 arent nearly as strong as re2, and that sentiment also goes to the actors

in terms of how id rank the re1 characters in this film, here's how i'd rank them

1) lisa trevor

2) albert wesker

3) chris redfield

4) jill valentine

yea, while lisa trevor was one of the stronger parts of this adaptation, the rest of the re1 cast aren't nearly as strong? like, i think albert weskers & chris redfields castings are spot on. whenever i think of wesker & chris in real life, that's who i think of. and i don't think jill valentine was a bad choice either, i like their introduction scenes together, i think they wouldve made for fun characters!! but as soon as they go in the mansion, they all kinda turn into stale bread that just shoot zombies, explore the mansion, and play out the main narrative beat of re1.

and, ok, while chris redfield i believe was certainly stronger due to his connections with her sister (it was very nice for me to actually see them on screen interacting with each other), i don't know if i can say the same for jill valentine. after the mansion, she doesn't have much of an impact. she's just following chris redfield because wesker betrayed them and she needed to stick together with someone, which is fine, but i guess i would've asked for more character from her part.

also i think this film setting up wesker & jill's relationship is pretty ok too??? i don't think it's super strong, but it's whatever.

actually, seeing the re1 & re2 characters interacting with each other were pretty novel, and i enjoyed any interactions they had!! really makes me wish we got a game that actually was just re1&2 happening at the same time just to see these interactions, and i think this flim does that pretty fine!!

so from the sounds of it, i really enjoyed this movie, and i still stand by that. however, i do have a few disappointments i do wanna get off my chest

CONS

where's mr x??? where's the giant meat train at the end of the film??? this film was building up to a giant meat train, but all we got were the lunchables and its 2 forms. not having mr x in this film really blows considering how important he is to re2. i'm also a lil disappointed that the film didn't end with saudade from re2make. and like i said, the weakest parts of this film are still the weakest parts of this film

i also feel like this film was kinda short??? like, they did their best to fit in 2 games into one movie, and i think they did as best of a job as they couldve, but i feel like this film couldve asked for. 20 more minutes at least. i couldnt tell if it was just how fast the finale went, it wouldve been alot more fun to introduce the lunchables halfway through, and build him up to the meat train, but what we got was fine, i guess.

but hey, i did say i have a few disappointments, and that was about it. maybe mr x will appear in the resident evil show coming to netflix in sometime or in a sequel, along with the goopy grandma house from re7, who knows

Final Thoughts

despite what i just said, yea, this film is fun. don't expect coming into this film expecting a critically acclaimed subversive masterpiece that'll change you as a person; it's resident evil. resident evil has always been cheesy and fun, from it's outdated 90s classics, to the boulder punching shenanigans of the 2000s games, and i think this film absolutely captured it well. yes, it has moments of depth to it, for sure; just like the original games. but it's also able to have fun, and for once, i can say it doesn't feel like watching an mcu film; which is honestly the highest praise i could ever give a film

so yea!!! if you wanna have a fun time watching a film i feel accurately portrays the zany goofiness of the playstation classics, go check it out in theaters!! or wait until it comes to streaming, if you want

#ruby says clown shit #wow this was honestly the longest review i ever gave a film. i just. had so many thoughts right after watching it #but yea!!! i love resident evil now :}

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