#baby xiu!

[kaleidoscopedrawsjpg]

I drew this little chibi Eming and Ruoye.

Then I tattooed it on myself because I’m mentally ill haha. (Slightly distorted cause the angle of my leg)

[xueyuverse]

OMG TAIZI DIANXIA IT'S HIIMMMMMMM HIIIIIII

[thedevotionaltour]

decided to take the time to color some panels i liked from my comic 8) nothing super fancy. bc i did these in photopea for fun as opposed to actual coloring practice. but you can definitely tell which ones i put more thought into...

[nightskywrites]

chapter 2 is now up!

[c-noveladdict]

People in the world - by Hua Cheng

Mr. Hua Cheng is a very distinguished personality in 3 realms. Mortal worship him, Gods fear him and Ghosts respect and adore him. He is the one and only 'Crimson Rain Shought Flower' the supreme Ghost King of land.

Recently, he published a book to enlighten the masses. A very important excerpt of the book is presented here

"There are two kind of people in the world:

1. Dianxia

2. The Others

First is the only thing matters in the world. He should be revered, loved , worshipped by everyone(Kissed , hugged, and 'loved' by only me). He deserves the best (like me) in the world.

The second category divided into 2 subcategories.

1. Who are nice to Dianxia:-

They should be treated with bare minimum of kindness. Since they have a good head on their shoulders, they could keep it there without fear. By Dianxia's blessings, I'll make sure that happens.

2. Who are rude to Dianxia/ hurt Dianxia.

They deserve to be universally hated. They should be hanged on a spike. But ....they should not die. They should live a life worse than death.

Of course, like everything in the world, there are some exceptions to the rule.

1. The 1st, the most important exception, Goushi should also be treated with utmost respect. After all he is Dianxia's Seffu. He should be second to Dianxia.

2. The 2nd exception is The Black Water. That creature has been with me for hundreds of years. I've grown used to feeding him, and listening to his useless prattle {a.n- BW prattles?! Why don't you admit you like talking to him?!}. The fool owes me a lot of money, anyway. So, he should be kept around to run my errands.

3. The former Wind Master is the 3rd exception. He is Dianxia's friend. He was nice to Dianxia when others were busy mocking Dianxia. So he deserves a bit of extra kindness and respect. I don't need to protect his life, though. There is Black Water for that.

4. Another special case are Mu Qing and Feng Xin. These two baffons, surprisingly, belong to both subcategories. So, they should be despised and insulted but should not be harmed(too much)."

This excerpt sure is enlightening. I do not need explain in detail the purpose of the excerpt, do I? Please be cautious and start praying the Scraps....... I mean 'Flower Crown Martial God' or 'Crown Prince who Pleased the God.' May the lord bless us!

~~~~~The End~~~~~

[shake-this-poet-out-of-the-beast]

Circus au!

The moment Hong-er fell in love with acrobat Xie Lian and decided to run away and join the circus.

And because I refuse to let circuses be romanticised without recognising their history of horrors. The reality would be that Hua Cheng would  have to join the freak show part of the circus. Considering how people with disabilities and physical differences were treated and that he is a child with no home and no education or skills yet. But he is completely determined to follow Xie Lian, so he will be forced to show the eye he has always hidden from everyone to join the circus. Also despite following Xie Lian around like a lost puppy, he absolutely refuses to ever let him in to see his act, because he doesn’t want him to see his eye and reject him.

[battleguqin]

“Gēgē, are you considered a gentleman in the cultivation world?” ( from Hua Xiu at @antihxroiism )

He stood in the kitchen chopping vegetables at the family farm. He glanced over at her stopping in mid slice. Was Xiu interested in the cultivation world ? or someone one in it ? He smiled faintly at the question. "I am, yes." he agreed quietly "I qualify in all the required areas." he returned to chopping cabbage. Bringing the vegetables over to the large pot to toss the already prepared veggies into the boiling water.

"So--" he said "My question to you is why is this important?" he asked with a chuckle. If she had asked Mulan she could have told her the same. However since she had come to her Gēgē meant she had other questions for her brother. "Something must be on your mind." he added as he leaned in to stir the soup so nothing stuck to the sides of the pot.

He sought out the water to wash his hands. "Do you want to learn martial arts ?" he teased. As he sought the flour and a big bowl.

[stiltonbasket]

local bird-loving tiger bao Jin An, watching his siblings terrorizing grandpa NHS' birds: (＃`Д´)!!! Baby is ready to fight! Birds are friends! An-bao is trying to stand guard over the aviary.

Jin Hong and Jin Xiu get their tails nipped more than once; Jin An is determined to protect his bird friends! If his older siblings must chase something, they can play tag with each other or drop in on the Nie disciples while they're doing sprinting drills. 😤

[normall0ve]

[ceo-of-jennette-de-alger-obelia]

*points to Jen* My silly little eldritch creature

*points to Leti* My daugher who constantly bounces off the walls

*points to Arhul* The embodiment of that one cat meme with knives

[ranexpositioning]

I finished Mo Dao Zu Shi, and I'm terribly terribly unhappy now. I want to go back.

[airjemsfandump]

It's a good sword, your honor.

You can talk with the baby blue sword here.

[asksythe]

Ah? What do you mean mpreg is built into the setting of MDZS?

I mean exactly what I said. It's part of the setting. Mpreg is part of MDZS setting.

Or rather, mpreg is part of any and all xianxia or Chinese fantasy settings. Mpreg is not impossible... or even truly rare... in xianxia setting. There are at least three different regular ways for men to get pregnant in this kind of setting, even for low xianxia like MDZS.

Xianxia is Chinese fantasy. Cultivators cultivate until immortality. The upper level of cultivation, an immortal becomes a facet of reality and bends the world to their will. Some can even create an entirely new world wholesale. What's getting pregnant compared to that?

Sure, the setting of MDZS is low xianxia. But we know at the very least a lot of MDZS cultivators are at the Jindan stage. Do you know which stage comes right after the Jindan stage?

元婴 Yuanying. The common English translation for this stage is Nascent Soul. But its real meaning is nascent / origin child/baby/infant.

How does yuanying come about? Well, a cultivator at the end of Jindan stage will go through tribulation. If they pass through tribulation successfully, the jindan (golden core) in their belly will collapse and out comes a baby. This baby then takes over the task of the jindan, circulating the cultivator's chi and feeding off of it. The baby will grow alongside the cultivator's progress, eventually maturing and potentially becoming a separate person should the parent allows it.

(Game interface from a Chinese cultivation game)

This stage is very well documented in actual real-world ancient texts by Wu Liupai, dating back to the 16th century. It's not a modern concept made up for entertainment. It's part of actual real-world Daoist practices and beliefs.

...And xianxia is the brought up to eleventh fantasy version of real-world Daoism. Think about it.

So in truth, every single high-level Jindan stage cultivator in MDZS is just one stage and one successful tribulation away from getting preggo whether they want to or not. (Yes. Every single one of them. Not just Wei Ying or Lan Wangji, but also Jiang Cheng, Lan Qiren, Lan Xichen, Xiu Xingchen, Song Lan, Nie Mingjue... if he didn't die, etc... Not Jin Guangyao, though. He's too weak to get pregnant. Jin Zixuan, maybe)

You don't even have to be a cultivator or in a xianxia setting to get pregnant (whether you are male or female or whatever). Artificially induced pregnancy has been a thing in Chinese folklore since the Summer and Autumn period (BCE). Several different classics mention a fruit called 孕果 yunguo (Lit. Pregnant Fruit). This fruit bestows the ability to get pregnant to anyone who eats it, regardless of gender. Sexual activity with a man is still required, though. Can't make something out of nothing.

And the most famous and widely known in Chinese folklore: water from the River of Mother and Child 子母河. Anyone who drinks this water becomes pregnant, regardless of gender (or even species, actually). You know the most famous person who drank it? The monk Tan Sanzang... and his disciple Zhu Bajie (a male pig), and Sha Wujing (a male fish). It's been made into several TV series and movies. In one of those movie adaptations, Tang Sanzang even carried the pregnancy to term as he wasn't willing to terminate a life and saw this as an opportunity to experience the female side of life.

In the same story, Journey to the West, a rock was pregnant with Son Wukong and gave birth to him.

You have to remember this. Ancient Chinese didn't really think of pregnancy as a biological process requiring sperm and eggs like we do today. They thought of it as a concentration and condensation of qi (breath of the world) until the 'mother body' was saturated with fetal qi and gave birth.

Real-world folklore texts are chockful of such instances where things got pregnant with the breath of the world and gave birth. And that's just regular folklore, not the brought-up-to-eleven version that is xianxia.

[blackhuajia]

I MISS DRAWING MO XIANG TONG XIU’s CHARACTERS I MISS THE JIANG TRIO SIBLINGS , I MISS YILING FAMILY , I WANNA DRAW MADAME YU SO BAD 

anyways here’s one of my early 2021 drawing where I get emotional because the last time Jin Ling receive a motherly kiss was probably when he’s still a baby and we know how loving Yanli is but Jin Ling was still a very small tiny baby at that time so he can’t remember all of those affection. And I am so sad I wanna bang my head so much.

 Might try to redraw it again later

[yesdramas]

hi everyone! a few weeks back I rached the milestone of 7k followers and I am SO HAPPY that I got to this number. This blog is 4 years already (a baby) and I want to thank everyone that've been following me and liking/reblogging my stuff (even though is something that you may not like)

first I'd like to mention the networks I'm a part of: @kdramaspace, @kdramanetwork, @userdramas, @asiandramanet

and also a few people in no particular order: @ruanbaijie, @rotblut, @khaotunqs, @mostlyfate, @cuddlybitch, @wolha, @krystaljungs, @deokmis, @ye-xiu, @dengswei, @dingyuxi, @ahsung, @xiaolanhua, @baek1nho, @jiaoliqiao and a lot more that's listed on my blogroll.

to celebrate this milestone, i'll be sharing an action with all the sharpens i've used throughout the last year (15 sharpens in total) under the cut!

a few notes before we reach the download link. 1st please reblog this post if you download, is very important for me and will boost my blog to other people <3

2nd. these actions use the timeline in order to work, and the very first action turns the timeline back to frames to layers after you apply the desired sharpen (and also set the frames to 0.5 which is the one that I use the most)

3rd. some of them will use camera raw, high pass, and topaz so make sure you have these in your photoshop before applying.

also, I created (and used these) with the image interpolation set as bicubic smoother (best for enlargement) — to know which one you're using just press cmd or ctrl + k and will show for you. note that every image interpolation will result in different outcomes, and the way you import your gifs into photoshop will be different too (I take screencaps with mpv.)

with all being said, this is the download link, please enjoy ♥   

[aohisworld]

Engene의 에이미 just posted!

Engene! 츄이가 안녕하세요! [Chewy says hello!]

Engene! : wah… can I be the cat next?

Engene2! : Aohi-ssi… I will steal chewy…

Aohi: No! I won’t let you take my babies!

Ni-ki: you have seven babies at the dorm :)

Xiulin: eight*

Aohi: ni-ki and xiu-unnie aegyo text on weverse.. 😓

Engene3! : do you really need glasses? I never knew!

Aohi: I wear contacts on stage ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Heeseung: I think you’re cuter with glasses on ㅎㅎ

Engene4! : I want to see Aohi everyday… ㅠㅠ

Aohi: I want to see engene everyday too! 🫶