#baby snek do do do do do do

[recurring-polynya]

zabimaru, why do you look like that?

[confuzing]

Gongyi Xiao and Zhuzhi Lang is an unfortunate case of Little Guy on Little Guy violence.

Remember it's important to make sure your Little Guy is properly socialized to prevent this type of thing from happening. (*cough*TianlangJun*cough*)

[cxpperhead]

Sorry for the lack of activity lately! Between being unwell lately and now experiencing a mini-heatwave, focusing on writing hasn't been easy. Got my stuff done for now though and I've got holiday upcoming so hopefully should be able to manage better soon! Also snek updates, Ror is doing so very well. He just had his first hopper mouse and is GLOWING with health, especially with some of that gorgeous sun. At least one of us is enjoying the heat!

He just finished drinking before I took this snap, you might see a teeny water droplet on the end of his chin <3

[masquenoire]

Barring any new asks, I think that's the last of those 'icons only' memes and it was very fun doing them all! Thank you so much for sending them in everyone, I'm feeling more confident about activity again and will hopefully be inspired to write a bit more often from now on providing schedule eases up sometime soon!

[chenziee]

Heart of the Search, Heart of the Memory

Written for the super cute @opanimalszine! It's free and available to download right now so check it out 🐍💚

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Nola wasn’t sure how long she'd been wandering the jungle, searching for the place that she used to be able to find without even looking where she was going. How many years had it been since she had last curled up in the sun to sleep while Kalgara and Seto chatted in the background? How many decades since that terrible earthquake had changed everything?

How many hundreds of years since the Light of Shandora last rang, its beautiful song signalling the end of everything Nola had ever known?

Now, she could barely recall her human friends’ faces. When she last saw them, they were taller than her but now, she was sure she could swallow them whole without even hurting them—wouldn’t be the first time, after all. But she didn’t care about the people she had eaten over the years. They weren’t her people. Nola didn’t know them. They were strangers, invaders who took over the land, acting like they owned it.

Taking Nola’s favourite sound, her friends… her home.

But Nola knew, she knew Shandora at least was still there. She had seen the ruined buildings and the grown over wells, she had even found some of the ancient sparkling treasure; the city was there, it couldn’t just disappear…

And yet, no matter how many times she retraced the roads she had always taken, she could never reach her destination.

She would start at the clearing where the sacred trees once stood, pass by the crossroads where she had first met Kalgara and Noland, and continue through Shandia’s old village—long abandoned. Even with the jungle both wilder and larger, she recognised all the landmarks, all the places she passed by… but no matter how many times she tried, at the end of her journey would always be only clouds, the giant beanstalk, and strangers who had no right to be there, ready with weapons to chase her away with time and again.

In all these years, Nola could never get close; not close enough to search for the place she knew had to be there, or for the Light and its beautiful melody.

That was… until now.

When Nola saw the wingless humans wandering about, she thought nothing of it. She saw some of those every once in a while—never for long, the so-called priests made sure of that—but they never concerned her, not unless they attacked her or annoyed her too much.

These people, however, seemed to have brought a storm with them—one that could clear even cloudless skies above.

The fighting that ensued shortly after these seven had entered felt… uncomfortably familiar. With every boom, crash, and clang, Nola could almost see the Shandians, her Shandians, fighting tooth and nail to keep their land, to protect it just like their ancestors had many times before. But the earthquake left them wobbly on their feet and out of breath and even Nola could do barely anything but watch their hopeless struggle. It left her with feelings of anxiety, worry, and fear.

What would she lose this time?

What would disappear from her sight, from her life this time?

She didn’t have much left… but she still worried.

Maybe, she thought, if these humans disappeared, her world would stay the same. Oh, but oh… what a mistake that was.

Nola had never eaten anything quite so terrible. What kind of human, what kind of creature… would wreck such havoc after getting eaten? The pain from the punches and kicks to her stomach were something she had never experienced before. Blinding pain that was worse than the time when she had eaten a South Bird whole, the panicked animal flapping its wings on the way down, crashing and scratching into the meat. That pain was enough to keep Nola off the overgrown birds for life… And yet, it was nothing compared to what this kid in the straw hat was doing to her right now.

Nola could barely see where she was going as she squirmed and rolled on the ground, her body feeling like it would explode any second. One moment, agony; the next moment, she was crying in laughter from the awful, inccessant tickling. She wasn’t sure which was a worse torture.

“Jurarara!” she snapped, trying to get the brat to just stop to no avail.

Suddenly, something flashed and Nola’s eyes blew wide as she startled. Where was she? For just a second, Nola saw old buildings, ones she almost recognised. A shadow from a past long gone, covered in clouds. She noticed the beanstalk—was she in the centre of the jungle where the false God’s priests would never let her enter?

She barely had time to wonder when—or how—she got there before a loud rumble reached her ears... and the ground shook, the clouds dispersing underneath her.

“Jura! Jurara!!” Nola cried in panic as she fell.

She fell and fell, past the layers of clouds, deeper than she thought possible. Would she fall all the way to the blue sea, the sea whose colour and sound she barely remembered anymore? Or would more clouds stop her?

But then… she hit ground.

Not clouds, not dirt; ground of stones fashioned into perfect squares, laid on the dirt to create an even road—and a wide open space surrounded by buildings. Nola knew that pattern, that layout. It wasn’t just a village for the tribe to live in, it wasn’t a small temple built from island clouds. No; this was a city, a metropolis built from real stone hundreds of years ago, a city much older than Nola herself or her mother—maybe even older than her grandmother, the true God of this land.

Nola’s heart was beating fast as excitement and happiness took over. She looked around, taking in the nostalgic sight of the ancient structures, pyramids with many stories covered in moss and vines, bits and pieces of clouds clinging to their tops.

This… was Shandora.

The heart of the island, the heart of her people, the heart of her memories.

Tears welled in her eyes as emotions overtook her. How long had she spent searching, how many years had she waited for this moment?

Turning every which way, Nola’s eyes carefully scanned the area—there was one more thing she missed just as dearly as her home. The beating heart of the city itself.

She looked for the golden glitter or the faintest sound, for the ghosts of Kalgara and Seto climbing the stairs and firmly grasping the frayed rope. It had to be there somewhere; the Light couldn’t just vanish and disperse into nothingness like clouds after rain—not when Nola knew the bell came to this cursed place with everyone, singing one last sad song while everything around it changed. Not when the sky people spent hundreds of years chasing after the sound, just like she did.

But…

In Shandora’s centre, where the belfry was supposed to be… only the giant beanstalk remained. A brutal reminder, and a symbol of all that Nola had lost.

“Jurarara!!” 

Tears streamed down Nola’s face as realisation dawned on her. She was home… but she wasn’t. She wouldn’t truly be home until the Light was shining once more, illuminating the road for all the lost souls of Shandia.

Nola could barely let despair settle in before blinding light like the one that had destroyed the clouds earlier flashed once more, descending directly upon her. And then, nothing mattered anymore as she lost consciousness.

—————

It was a mere few hours later that Nola found herself having trouble holding her tears back once again—except this time, they were tears full of joy, relief, and gratefulness.

After all, the Light was back once more, shining brighter than ever thanks to the wingless humans and the rubbery monster she had swallowed earlier in the day. Nola wasn’t even angry about the havoc the boy had wrecked inside her stomach, she barely even remembered it happened; right now, she only cared about the bonfire, the laughter ringing happily in the air, and the overwhelming sense of warmth nesting next to her heart.

“Jurarara jura!” she said, bringing her head to the ground, bumping the boy who had almost managed to kill her without even realising he had been eaten. “Jurara!”

The boy in the straw hat laughed happily, patting Nola’s nose in a friendly gesture.

“Luffy!” the little furry creature called, quickly running over to them. “She’s—”

“Thanking me, right? Chopper?” the boy, Luffy, interrupted, glancing at his little friend before turning back to Nola with a bright, warm smile on his face.

Nola nodded, smiling back as much as her scaly face allowed. The boy seemed to understand regardless.

“Don’t mention it!” he announced with another pat to Nola’s nose. “I’m glad you found whatever it was you were looking for.”

“Jura! Jura!” Nola agreed, the warmth next to her heart spreading throughout her entire body.

Luffy snickered at her obvious excitement. “Hey, what’s your name?”

Nola paused tilting her head to the side in confusion, but then she remembered the little creature who seemed to understand her every word. She turned to him, poking him with the tip of her tail to get his attention before she finally answered, “Jurara. Jura, jurarara.”

“She says her name’s Nola. It was given to her by her dearest friends many years ago.”

“Nola,” Luffy repeated slowly, presumably taking great care to remember it. “I’m glad we could help you, Nola. Don’t lose it again! Whatever it is…”

Nola laughed at his final mumble and the confused expression on his face… one that disappeared a moment later, replaced by a carefree grin.

“Let’s party more now!!”

Nola exchanged a look with Chopper, who nodded encouragingly.

And so, Nola only shook her head… before she turned around and joined Luffy in the festivities with new-found energy.

After all, she had all the reason to celebrate, didn’t she? Everything was as it should be.

Shandora was right there, within her reach. She could go there whenever she wanted to, for however long she wanted. The Light of Shandora would ring again—the Shandia people would make sure of that.

Finally…

After everything, after all these years…

Nola was home.

[3amsnek]

saw your answer about stripe ask and i just want to say for anyone out there: don’t use paypal unless that’s the only option for you.

i made a paypal account and immediately, within a minute of making it, it got permanently limited and after days to contacting paypal they still refused to fix it (saying they can’t reveal why it got limited for their safety) and didn’t let me close my account. basically i can’t use my account and i can’t delete it either so my info will always be stored on paypal, which is ridiculous and not safe.

anyway, like i said, if you have another option besides paypal then use that because paypal sucks. be careful!

^^^^^^ no yeah exactly same hat (og ask)

I have a solid guess on why mine is dead so tiny psa if you’re making a paypal account & have legally changed your name in the past like year before that pls triple check that everything official is as consistent and already changed over as possible and you have new IDs already Before you make the account bc they’ll find one tiny thing that hasn’t fixed itself yet and shut you down for possible identity fraud no matter what you do :)

(also if you feel like you need to have paypal so you have an option for customers who don’t have a card I will once again recommend stripe bc I’ve discovered their direct email invoices allow you to accept bank transfers as a payment method (including internationally) so people can just pay using the online banking account their paypal is linked to without having to go through paypal)

[senalishia]

ngl i deadass fuckin screamed

[lemonsharks]

Hey Lockwood fandom in the US lower 48, I've been hyping snakes as pets all year and I count at least four Homicidal Skull In A Jar head stamps if you are ready to take the dive into snake guardianship with the best first pet snake, a beloved and thoughtfully curated baby corn.

The kids from PSR22, September 2022 to September 2023.

They're outstanding. Gorgeous color, great personalities. I'm simultaneously shocked that I still have so many of them unsold and grateful that I've been able to enjoy them for such a long time.

[demonslayerunhinged]

*cw: this theory deals with child sexual abuse and has mentions of suicidal ideation and eating disorders.

*If you or anyone you know is going through this, you can find resources here, here and here as well as a list of international hotlines.

Obanai is probably the second most hated character in the fandom, and just like Sanemi, he’s one of the most misunderstood. I think the hate he gets from the fandom is unwarranted; he’s accused of being a dick, a horrible person, a simp and a character who only exists to be Mitsuri’s love interest. All of which is unfair, sure he’s prickly and unapproachable, but he’s not as bad as the fandom makes him out to be.

So, in my quest to draft a defense for our favorite snek boy, I reread his backstory and in doing so, I realized something sad

Unhinged theory

Obanai is a sexual abuse survivor

Let me explain:

Obanai’s backstory and aspects of his character mirrors that of someone who’s been through sexual trauma. The evidence I'm going to present is a combination of my own knowledge about these matters and information I got from forums and websites for male survivors of sexual abuse. So let's examine them...um spoilers

The snake demon

I believe that the snake demon is a metaphor for a sexual predator. Her inclusion in the family could also be a metaphor for how these predators insert themselves into family units-or most of the time are family members themselves-and abuse the children for years and even generations. Obanai's relatives sacrificing their babies to her could signify the real life actions of families who are unaware or, turn a blind eye to, or sometimes actively participate in the abuse of their children.

The sacrifice in exchange for wealth speaks of how families in real life ignore the abuse of their children to maintain the wealth and status they obtain from being related to and associated with the abuser.

Even her decision to wait, ordering the cutting of his mouth so he would look like her, could be interpreted as her 'grooming' him in a sense.

Even her design has a certain sexual, predatory aspect to it that's different from the other demons.

His relatives

Obanai describes his family members as being 'disgustingly' affectionate and bringing him lots of 'greasy' food that made him sick. Food in media is often used to depict love, affection, connection and sex, and Demon Slayer is no different.

There are plenty of instances where food and the giving of food has been used to denote friendship (Tanjiro giving Zenitsu, Inosuke and Genya meals in an attempt to bond with them), connection (Giyuu wanting to give Sanemi ohagi), love (Tanjiro's love of cooking and the satisfaction he shows when his meals are enjoyed by others) and pleasure (Mitsuri's large appetite). I'll make a post about this later.

With this context, we can interpret their bringing of rich foods, their overbearing attention and affections as them objectifying and even being sexually inappropriate with him.

The sexual abuse

Non-physical.

The first instance of abuse is non-physical, but that doesn't make it any less important. Being constantly visited by the snake demon in his room at night, Obanai described his feelings of terror, being paralyzed and watched. His body would break out in a sweat, and he would be unable to fall asleep.

His descriptions of the experience and his body's reaction to it reminded me of some survivors' stories I read, where they talked about how in the initial stages of the abuse or when the abuser was first introduced into their lives, their abuser would give them unwanted attention, would stare at them in a way that felt creepy, gross and wrong.

Some had their abusers come in to their rooms, maybe under the guise of 'checking in on them'. They described feeling terrified, freezing up with the hopes that the attacker would leave. Some would take measures such as sleeping with the door locked or with a heavy object against it, sleeping with a sibling or parent, sleeping in a hiding spot that the attacker knows nothing about or not sleeping at all.

Physical.

The specific age that the snake demon plans to 'eat' Obanai is never stated, but from what we've seen so far and in the sexual context, we can assume that she's waiting until he hits puberty. Some studies state that the average age of victims of female sex offenders usually falls around 14 years, but there are cases where the female predator waited until their victim reached sexual maturity before they carried out their abuse, like in the case of Mary Kay Letourneau. Here's a video that breaks down an interview she did before her death.

Obanai was 12 when he was dragged out of his cell to be subjected to what I believe is the first physical abuse. He had his mouth slit from ear to ear, with the blood collected and fed to her. The snake demon decided to have him live a little longer, which again, fits into my theory of her wanting to wait until he reached puberty.

Bodily violation, violence and blood are common allegories for sexual assault used in media and in Obanai's backstory we see it being used when his relatives drag him from his cell, literally pin him down, cut his mouth and feed his blood to the snake demon. The act of feeding on his blood could also be a metaphor for the snake demon sexually abusing him.

His escape and the resulting fallout

Obanai managed to escape, and although he was tracked down by the snake demon, he was saved by Shinjuro Kengoku before she could kill him. His cousin's response was to blame him for all that happened, asked why he ran away, and said that he should have 'allowed' the demon to eat him.

This could represent how some victims are rejected, ostracized and criticized for speaking out against their attacker, exposing the abuse to the public and getting help. Their families would say 'you should have just let it happen', 'you destroyed the family', 'why did you run away, tell people?' and place the blame on the victim.

Obanai's reaction

There are three aspects of his characterization that are similar to the common reactions noticed in adult survivors of sexual assault, especially male survivors.

His appearance.

His behavior.

His beliefs.

His appearance

Obanai has a small frame that he hides with his baggy uniform and haori. I can tell it's baggy compared to that of the other slayers because of the width of his pants vs the width of his lower legs. Desexualization or hypo-sexualization is a common response among some survivors of sexual trauma, this usually involves wearing clothes and taking measures to make themselves look 'unattractive'.

'But this side feels more comfortable for me, like the baggy clothes I wear, which hide my body, and the long sleeves which reach past my wrists. I promised myself no man would ever touch me again, and whether it was a moment of triumph, or a moment of defeat, I still don't know.'

'I'm thin, shy. I seem easy to dominate. I've grown a beard. That's helped a little. I dress in baggy clothes, covering as much of my skin as possible. That makes me feel safe.'

This not only helps regain a sense of control and power over their body but also serves as a protective measure against sexual advances so they don't get abused again.

In Obanai, given his history of receiving unwanted, suffocating and 'disgusting' attention from his female relatives, it would make sense that he would want to dress in a way that makes him unapproachable and hides his body from the opposite sex. We can see his attempts to desexualize himself in the picture below:

His behavior

'Iguro has difficulty with girls. Due to his experiences growing up, he was unable to conquer his fear and animosity. Plus, the firls who joined the Demon Slayer Corps often put on brave faces because of their sad backgrounds, so he felt sorry for them, making him uncomfortable in a different way.' - Taisho Whispers, official English translation.

'Iguro-san isn't good with women. Due to his upbringing he has a fear and disgust towards women. (I couldn't overcome it easily. The women who joined the Demon Slayer Corps have painful stories of determination. I felt sorry for them and I didn't get along with them in a way that was different from the way I got along with my family)' - Taisho Whispers, direct-sort-of-shitty translation via Google Translate.

Male survivors who were victims of childhood abuse by female perpetrators often talk about how the abuse greatly affected their relationships with women or lack thereof. Some going so far as to say that they became afraid of women, being around them and how sometimes being touched by women would trigger panic attacks and remind them of the trauma.

Here are some quotes posted in a thread on the Male Survivor forum. Full thread here.

'Once that happened, my genophobia became more intense. I couldn't ware short trousers in summer, could never go swimming, got paranoid if I touched a woman's arm or even brushed against one, would always stand at a distance from female friends, and would literally leave the room if anything explicit was discussed.'

'I have started to have strange, deep discomforting feelings as I remember some of the assaults and I have gotten to a place where touch from a woman makes my hair stand up, makes me nauseous, and gives me chills and feelings of dread.'

Obanai has similar responses when he finds himself in proximity to women. We're only told about it in the main manga, but it's shown in the Gakuen. I know the Gakuen takes place in an alternate universe, but aside from the events, the behaviors of the characters are based on their actual personalities in the main manga, so we can safely say the reactions he displays in the Gakuen is canon to his character.

His beliefs

Adult survivors of sexual abuse often struggle with feelings of guilt, rage, and shame. In the manga, Obanai talks about being held back by the decaying hands of his family members, which could represent the long-lasting effects of sexual abuse and how some survivors carry these burdens all through adulthood or throughout their lives.

There's also the thoughts about himself that echo the heartbreaking thoughts shared by some male survivors.

Guilt:

"As the member of a filthy family, I too was corrupt. My sins were deep, so I could not live a normal life"

Rage:

"With no other outlet, I turned all my rage on demons in a grudge of intense hatred. By risking my life for others, I felt as if I could in some way become a slightly better person."

Shame:

"Unless I die and come back in a different body in which this filthy blood does not flow, I have no right to be with you."

Suicidal ideation(mild):

"By risking my life for others, I felt as if I could in some way become a slightly better person."

"I want to die defeating Muzan." (He's the only character that I know of that outright says this.)

He also kind-of expresses his feelings of being weak during the fight with Muzan:

"I've accomplished less in this battle than anyone! I wish I could deliver a more effective attack."

While this quote isn't exactly definite, a feeling of being weak, or being 'less of a man' is also a common experience shared by male sexual assault survivors.

The scar and It's symbolism

The scar is a physical manifestation of the lifelong effect that sexual abuse has on its victims and the stigma it carries. For Obanai, it's not just a painful reminder of the trauma he suffered at the hands of his family, but also a reminder to him that he's like his attacker, the snake demon. The bandages he wraps around his mouth symbolizes not just his attempts to hide his trauma, but also his inability to talk about it due to shame and fear, which is unfortunately an all too common experience of male survivors.

Another struggle survivors often experience is with intimacy, romantic relationships and sex. For Obanai, I believe that this struggle is represented by his eating disorder. The link between food and sex is a well established belief in many cultures, people with large appetites can be seen as having equally high sex drives while people with small appetites have little or no sex drive.

As he grows older, his little appetite is basically him curbing his growing sexual desire, which he sees as ugly, like the scar on his mouth. But the thing is Obanai wants love, he wants to love and be loved, to be intimate with another person, but he feels he doesn't deserve it, after all he's filthy, shameful and probably a predator just like the snake demon. So he starves himself, suffering in silence with the belief that he was disgusting, that no one would ever love him, that he was destined to and deserved to be alone.

Then he met Mitsuri.

In Conclusion, Obanai is way more complex than the KnY fandom gives him credit for. This is a man that went through immense suffering, and it's really sad to see people hate on him because he isn't 'nice'.

Well, that's just how life is. Trauma doesn't exactly make nice people. We can't all be like Giyuu or Tanjiro(bestest boy ❤), a lot of us are like Obanai, Sanemi, and even Shinobu, a lot of us are angry, and why shouldn't we be?

...

*Phew, ok so this one has been in the drafts for a while because I was scared to post such a dark subject matter and also I needed to be really sure I wasn't just talking out of my ass but after rereading his backstory and analyzing aspects of his character, I'm more confident about this.

[crowleyholmes]

Hello friends, lovers, hereditary enemies, and fellow Good-Omens-brain-rot-afflicted!

Inspired by some lengthy conversations and the need for reassurance regarding a renewal for season 3, the lovely Eena @michaelsheens and I have decided to start a little Project!

(Sorry, Crowley, we had to…)

THE NICE AND ACCURATE PROPHECIES* WEEK

Running from SEPTEMBER 25TH to OCTOBER 1ST, it’s all themed around season 3 and the assumption we’re gonna get that renewal. (Manifesting, baby.)

✨ THE PLAN ✨

Every day will focus on a theme around which everyone who wants to participate is encouraged to create any kind of content they want to! Art, fanfic, edits, playlists, speculation, meta, go nuts!

(Also please don’t worry if something doesn’t fit neatly into a day’s theme; they’re only meant to give somewhat of a prompt and structure. Ultimately it’s not that strict and serious, we just wanna see your stuff :))

✨ HOW TO PARTICIPATE ✨

Share whatever your big heart and massive brain comes up with and use the tag #gomensnaap

(It’s like a long nap or something.)

You’re also welcome to give shoutouts to other people’s work you love and want to celebrate, but please make sure to link and credit properly (!!!)

Most importantly: have fun <3

✨ THEMES ✨

(under the cut)

DAY 1: “And there will be great lamentations.”

Let’s talk the Second Coming! We start off and warm up with everything plot-related. Theories, meta, crack ideas, let’s hear your thoughts on where you think the Big Main Plot is going to go!

DAY 2: “I can make a difference!”

For day two, let’s focus on Aziraphale’s arc in season 3. Did he go to Heaven with a plan? Or is he winging it? (Pun only somewhat intended.) Was he threatened or manipulated or both or neither? Will he tell Heaven just where they can stick it or can he actually succeed? What’s in store for our favorite angel?

DAY 3: “Hated by Heaven, loathed by Hell. How will our hero cope?”

Day three is all about Crowley and what we think he’s going to get up to. Is he going to go drink himself senseless and have a good cry? Go snek and hybernate for a bit? Hang out with Muriel and do some tempting? Does he have a plan and how will he cope being on his own?

DAY 4: “There was magic abroad in the air…”

Let’s talk Ineffable Husbands! How are Crowley and Aziraphale going to resolve things between them? Will there be a massive fight? Radio silence for days/weeks/months/years? Will they learn to Actually COmmunicate? Will there be grudges, grand gestures, secret meetings, a big rescue mission from either side?

DAY 5: “Extreme sanctions.”

On day six we wanna make ourselves anxious, sad and upset. (As one does.) What thing that may or may not happen in season 3 are you most worried about? Dark/depressed/evil/etc Crowley? Memory-wiped/brain-washed/archangel Aziraphale? Book of Life? How could Neil & Co hurt us the most?

DAY 6: “Do you…want a hot chocolate?”

After day 5’s spiral, it’s time for a metaphorical treat. What are you most looking forward to in season 3? What do you really want to see? Headcanons coming true? Scenes you wish for? Things that’ll make you wanna name your cat/dog/fish/insert other pet here Neil Richard Gaiman or Sir Terence David John Pratchett?

DAY 7: “It’s starts, as it will end, with a garden.”

Finally, to finish it all up, let’s speculate about the end of season 3. How do you think we’ll leave this story? Will things just go back to how they’ve always been? Will there be peace? Earth hidden from Heaven and Hell with a big 500 Lazarii miracle? Aziraphale and Crowley turned human? Or will they get their cottage in the South Downs for the rest of eternity?

[justificated-catalyst]

Hello!

You may not know me, but I'm Michael Gallantblade, An Archangel , Sword of God if you will (He's being formal but just call him Mike, and he is Ace and Uniromantic). I'm Lucifer's Twin Brother and I found out about this corner of the internet where you can... Uh what can we do again?

(BTW, I still RP as the Snek (Eccy), they are not entirely gone until interacted with, and yes Michael owns them)

...Anyways! Here's my RP Family! (Yay I love yall!)

Lucifer: @madly-enthusiastic My Adorable Baby Brother! (Bro got away with that...)

Charlie: @princesscharliesstuff My Wonderful Niece!

Maggie? : @hazbinsprotectorxxx My Niece-In-Law!

(he's as dumb as Lucifer lmao)

Alastor: @voxtechsmells My Brother-in-law, Friends, maybe?

Lilith: @queensaskblog Ex-Sister-in-law... I don't like her.

Alastor and Lucifer: @ask-radioapple POWER COUPLE!!

Other people:

Niffty: @nifftyyyyy Chaos Gremlin

Ayuda: @shortmomma1993 Awesome Niece-In-Law

Hoppy: @hophopscotch Adoptive Niece

Star: @starlit-mess Another Adoptive Niece (BFF)

Rosie: @askyourauntierosie... (I can't say but you're cool!)

THE CAT: @cursedcatalastor Chaotic Cat

Zestial: @ask-zestial Number 1 Overlord

Beelzebub: @ask-the-queen-beelzebub Sin of Gluttony, The reason why God is letting it thrive

Angeldust: @ask-angel-dust-w No. Just no

Lute: @lutethelieutenant Rude and Disrespectful

PERRA ARROGANTE CHULA: @mothmandarling

Fashion Gal: @therealbackboneofthevees

Adam: @adamforthewin Same as lute but more, respectful?

Itzay: @itzay0910 Friend

Boxheaded Salmon: @voxtechsmellsgreatactually

Lion: @lionisagremlin Troublemaker

Other Luci: @lucithekingofhell

[cxpperhead]

If you were a deity, what would you be the god of?

Balance and Revenge

Another seemingly intimidating figure. Some only know you for revenge and fear you. However, you’re fair and provide justice and balance to your worshippers. You are regarded as the judge, jury, and executioner and no one can escape.

Stolen from: @red-hemlock and @the-rorschach-mask (♡) Tagging: @arkhmlcst, @babydxhl, @celerem, @defectivexfragmented (for Matt?), @question-marked, @the-arkham-librarian, @umbrellamedic and anybody else who'd like to do this?

[palesweetscherryblossom]

Platonic Yandere Naga Todoroki family

(This was a long time coming. This is completely disconnected from the Mythical Forest au btw)

Warning: Mentions of stalking, violence and Yandere behavior.

-These guys are extremely feared by villagers and tourists alike, Enji had gathered quite the reputation for being a massive asshole. A violent asshole to be exact.

-Rei and her children are far more merciful and generous, helping out lost people and giving them directions.

-Except Dabi, he’s just a smug bastard who will probably lead you into crocodile invested waters for shits and giggles.

-You were the child of infamous explorers, whom have decided to explore the Todorokis’ forests.

-It was Shoto who discovered you first, watching you from the trees once he got wind that there were humans around.

-He ended up saving your life because a jaguar attempted to attack you.

-You were a little freaked out by the fact that a creature like Shoto existed but you became chill around him.

-Shoto then decided to tell his family about you. Enji was going through his redemption process as no one was tolerating him anymore. (Dabi tried suffocating him-)

-So now you have a snek family stalking you.

-Rei is just instantly in love with you, you’re just so adorable to her.

-Fuyumi leaves you little things that kids your age might like. I.E little hand woven dolls, books she had picked up from abandoned structures.

-Shoto and Natsou keep you safe from threats. Hanging out in trees in the late night hours.

-Enji stays at the den, as his kids are like: My dude, thin fucking ice.

-Dabi occasionally hangs out with his brothers on night shift but other than that, he’s fucking with crew.

-Casually depositing venom into a crew member’s water, breaking someone’s ankle.

-You are currently quite content with everything, especially with the all the little gifts and occasional visits from your friend Shoto.

-Until they fully raid your camp. Enji and Dabi handle everything whilst the rest of the family get you.

-Understandably, you’re quite upset about your family possibly being murdered and being abducted by snake people.

-Rei and Fuyumi are utterly upset with your crying and screaming, Shoto feels especially bad.

-Once you get comfortable in the den, everyone is satisfied. They have obtained their hatchling!

-Rei is obsessed with you, doing your hair, snuggling you. You’re her baby! She especially loves it when you willingly snuggle with her.

-Fuyumi teaches you essential skills about surviving and how to function. She’s really gentle but can get a little bit overwhelming. She’s wary around the idea of you potentially flocking together with human kind.

-It took a while for you and Shoto to rebuild trust, he was genuinely sorry. He’s loving and gentle with you but a bit clingy. He can’t stand the idea of humans reclaiming you.

-Natsou is probably the most chill and level headed of the family. He’s patient and scolded everyone for being overwhelming. He handles your health stuff, making sure you don’t die. Natsou can’t stand you being around Enji, given how Enji is a violent asshole.

-Dabi is a strange guy, he lurks around the den, just eyeing you with an indescribable gaze. He scares You honestly, especially since he’s the most trigger happy of the clan. He’s gentle with you, snuggling you whenever he wants. He’s not afraid to make his disdain for Enji and Shoto clear, giving a nasty hiss towards them. Don’t run off when he’s around, just don’t.

-Enji is probably the most gentle with you, but wary. He knows that he’s on thin ice around his family and will probably get turned into a hashtag by his sons if he fucks up. He uses his tail as a weighted blanket for you tho.

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[mikey-is-a-turtleuwu]

It's time for me to ramble about the best snek to ever die Ssssir Pensious

Look at him he can do no no wrong

A precious man

Does this look like a sinner? No! He's a baby

If anyone deserves heaven (just for being a good person, we all know Angel deserves it more) it's Sir precious

He doesn't get enough fan appreciation and I am here to be his hype man. I love him more than anything

Though I'm definitely rambling about this creature next

He's so me

[kedreeva]

Heads up/Warning for animal death descriptions!

My friend had two non-starter hatchlings from her last litter- babies that refused to eat, or refused to eat captive prey items. They want baby morning geckos or similar lizards, and at $40 a pop that's just not going to happen. Most of the litters will take fish instead and from there switch to scented mouse pinkies and then to unscented, and be fine. But every litter there are a couple of stubborn holdouts. Often non-starters get culled, either because they outright refuse all food and would just die slowly anyway, or because they're otherwise unfit for captive keeping (for instance, refusing common food sources). Since she's establishing a captive born and bred population, she's focused mainly on the animals that will take common prey items or switch easily. This is ultimately a good thing, as established CBB means less pressure to import wild caught animals.

This time, I took the two non-starters home to see if I could get them switched. I had plenty of guppies available, and plenty of mouse pinkies, after all.

I didn't succeed with the male. He took a couple of guppies when assist fed, but he never really showed any drive to eat at all- no food hunting activities, no ambush pose, no tongue flicking. Sometimes baby animals just fail to thrive.

The girl, however, has been doing great. She was taking fish on her own, every time I offered. Last week I assist fed her a chunk of a mouse tail - a hefty meal compared to a guppy! - by gently holding her up near the head and putting the raw tail end in front of her. It was my intention to put it in her mouth when she opened it to tag me, but she actually shot forward and grabbed it herself.

This week, I had a mouse doe dropping babies right as I was checking on the snake, and so I grabbed one and bapped the snake in the face with it. She wrapped it up to "kill" it (she is not strong enough to do this, had it been alive, but boy did she try), but ultimately she grabbed it by the butt and couldn't find the head, and so abandoned it.

I knew she was hungry though, and I really wanted to get a solid meal into her, so I pulled a baby guppy from my aquarium and euthanized it, then stuck the head into the pinkie's mouth and wrapped the tail up over the nose, so that the fish scent and taste and texture would be where the snake started eating and by the time she realized it was not a fish she'd have it halfway down her face and wouldn't want to stop.

And it worked! I came back an hour later to a fat little snek full of pinkie mouse. She looks so huge with it!! A few more meals like this and she may be able to go back to my friend, and then find a good home!

Good job Rocza!

[kitab00m101]

Whenever I'm feeling some Good Omens angst, I imagine a very vivid animatic in my head where the husbands have an emotional reunion after the breakup, and then Azi and Crowley absolutely wreck heaven. Complete murder spree.

I'll be honest, the angel of the relationship is the one doing most of the badass fighting (of the two of them, Crowley ain't doing shit in a fight against angels lol, he a little astrology snek <3 His angel on the other hand is an absolute tank with a flaming sword. >:)

What song do I listen to while this absolute carnage goes on in my head? Hayloft II, by Mother Mother. (The first few seconds of the song reminded me of the GO intro, and the "my baby's got a gun," lyrics only solidify the idea in my head that Aziraphale would absolutely slay ✨️ *cough* his enemies.)