#baby bri bri over here lmao

[aust-een]

Wanna ride him instead of the horse 😌

Save a horse, ride a cowboy? HAHAHAHA I am going to hell.

[aust-een]

@butdaddyilovehim99 🤍

These two men in particular are the ultimate cure:

tumblr friendships are great because you get to bond purely over what curses youre both afflicted with

[thatbanditqueen]

Here to leave my review on the long awaited Chapter 3 (its okay we forgive you) -

FIRST OF ALL, Ida and Saul are my spirit animals and favorite characters seriously. They so help in keeping the story light hearted and comedic even when Elvis is making me wanna slap him on behalf of Becky! It was relatable and hilarious when Saul was the last one to find out who Elvis was the men in my family are exactly the same. Ida is Captain of the Becky Butt x Elvis ship please she was all for her niece getting some under her roof, we love a supportive queen. And Elvis is a ridiculously charming man - but ridiculous nonetheless. Poor Jerry having to drive them down there, look for a nonexistent lost ring and then give up his comfort all so Elvis could get some. And Becky Butt, baby, my heart is breaking for you already because yes I want them to be happy but I can only imagine how much heartache is to come before Elvis opens his damn eyes!!! That man can be so stubborn. Also, the conversation they had, the way Elvis is always trying to deflect and distract and go on the offensive it gave me Anita phone call vibes 101 I lived for it. Elvis winning over Ruth so quickly, why am I not surprised? The man is a child himself. But with time I know he’s gonna be the best step daddy. Ruth picking up the Becky Butt moniker - LMAO. That names gonna stick and I’m 100% for it. Becky’s such a good mom, always putting her daughter first and making sure she’s comfortable/okay. She’s got a child streak in her that I think pulls Elvis in because he does as well but she has a maturity he never mastered in my opinion due to everyone in his life bending to his every whim. And can I please tell you how grateful that I am that you really lean in to the gorgeous physicality that was Big Daddy. Talking about his stomach, about his largeness, all of it, so many fics hardly allude to it meanwhile I want to suffocate underneath that man. Becky is living my dream. Thanks for updating, what a delightful read it was 💗

Dear Bri,

Thanks for taking the time to write this, it is so very reaffirming to hear what you think! Ida and Saul are so fun to write, I can hear their voices in my head, they are sort of a composite of different family members/friends i grew up with. For some reason, a lot of older women in my life, including my grandmother, were absolute sex instigators. My granny once told me, with all seriousness, that all i needed to do to solve a relationship issue with my partner at the time was just to have sex and forget about the whole fight.... hahaha. SO, yes, Becky may have gotten knocked up young, but she has never been as carefree or in tune with her sensuality as Ida, and Ida wants to really make that happen for her :) I don't know, I could just see Elvis pulling something like this with Jerry, I see it as part of his ego/inferiority duality, like he's somewhat drunk the koolaid that he's some sort of really cool rock star, but also, if he was really confident, he'd just tell people what was really going on, ughh, he was such a cute, clueless dork/ total dick in so many delectable ways, I really enjoy playing with him and writing this fic. And I love love LOVE BDE's physicality, though I will be the first to admit that @eliseinmemphis's posts about worshiping big daddy elvis were fundamental to my own burgeoning fixation with this era Elvis. I need him to crush me. I need to play with his tummy and the waddle under his jowls. Becky is all of us.... and I think her earthy, latent sensual earth mother nature finds BDE attractive and is drawn to him both as a lover, and as wounded boy she wants to nurture.... or will be moreso when/if he gets his head out of his ass and gets over himself enough.

Thanks again for taking the time to give me this feedback!!!! I know it was hard to wait for this chapter, although, in my defense, the wait between ch 1 and ch 2 was a lot longer, life is a little more settled and i think it shouldn't be more than two weeks or so until I post ch 4. I already have somewhat of an outline/set of ideas. But I hate giving a date, because I always seem to miss any deadline I set for myself, and then I publish as soon as I finish, when I really should let things sit and do a proper proofreading job. But don't be afraid to give me a nudge, I've finished chapters because someone asked for it and it motivates me.

all my love,

norAHHHH

v me seeing your message :)

[teenmomcentral]

No bad blood here! Briana DeJesus and Mackenzie McKee were able to put their former feud behind them while filming season 3 of Teen Mom: Family Reunion.

“It was surprisingly great,” Briana, 29, exclusively tells In Touch of reuniting with her Teen Mom 3 costar. “I know there was a little bit of a hiccup back in the day, but we’re past that. We’re over that. I think she’s a great person. She brought so much energy to the house and it was a really good experience.”

Briana and Mackenzie, 29, were both on the only season of Teen Mom 3 in 2013. After the show’s cancellation, both ladies were interviewed to become new cast members on Teen Mom 2 in 2017. Briana was chosen to join the cast and Mackenzie didn’t hide her disappointment. “I hope MTV didn’t choose her over me because I am married and have three kids with the same guy,” she said. “The story on different baby daddies is what people are interested in.”

A few months later, she also “liked” a social media post that protested MTV’s casting decision. When Briana caught wind of the former cheerleader’s social media activity, she tweeted, “Lmao [Mackenzie] why?” Mackenzie did not directly respond to Briana’s message but she did seemingly address the controversy in her own tweets. “I don’t hate anyone,” she wrote. “I’ve always loved this person. But I can promise she hates me.”

Days later, she opened up about the feud in an interview. “I refuse to speak about her anymore,” Mackenzie insisted. “It’s more of a reason for her to blast lies about me. Best of luck to her.”

By 2018, things were still tense between the women. “The last time me and Bri talked she told me that I am a nutcase and that I need to get my tubes tied,” Mackenzie claimed. “We just kind of blocked each other from there. It was a mess.”

Luckily, they were able to keep the drama at bay for Teen Mom: Family Reunion, which features several Teen Mom stars gathering in Colombia to “create healthy relationships and heal from the past.”

"I really went in there just to have a good time,” Briana shares. “I know there was a lot of things that I have been struggling with mentally and thank god for the coaches there to help me learn a thing or two. But I just learned to just live in the moment and to just be patient with myself and to know that I’m not perfect. But I am perfect, in a sense, if that makes sense.” She also promises that viewers will get “a different vibe” from the show. “It’s not regular Teen Mom [like] you guys have seen in the past,” she teases.

[chrkrose]

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#5

j/b (using @knifeears artbreede to try my own take)

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#4

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#3

As I can’t escape Taylor Swift until the whole Short Film/RedTV thing dies out, I might as well talk about it lmao.

And my opinion on the whole thing is:

The talk about age gap and power imbalance are very important, and Jake Gyllenhall should be called out for at best a problematic choice in partner and at worse an abusive relationship with a naive 20 years old, but make the conversation about the real systemic issue. Which is not happening here. What we have instead is a glorification of Taylor as a girl boss who put the bad guy in his place, raising he fans to get their pitchforks and harass him while protecting herself by being silent over what her fans are doing, encouraged by the way she has always portrait herself, specially when it came to her “enemies”, having Jake Gyllenhall being labeled as not only an abusive partner, but also a sexual predator… all of this while Taylor herself engaged in the same behavior.

Or are we all going to forget she dated Harry Styles when she was 23 and he was 18 years old? Or Connor Kennedy when she was 22/23 while he was 17? That she waited until he was 18 so they could come out publicly with their relationship, and even signed him off school while he was underage?

I mean, if we are going to call out Machine Gun Kelly for being a creep over Kendall Jenner for openly saying the things he said about her when she was underage, y’all can’t turn a blind eye for Taylor Swift dating a minor.

Specially in the Connor Kennedy situation, I dare say the problematic of that relationship is AS BAD as the Jake/Taylor situation. The difference in mentality and maturity from a 17 years old teenager to a 22/23 old person is huge, these are two worlds apart. Add to that the fact that he was coming from a traumatizing situation where his mother had died, from suicide nonetheless.

Im sorry, but Taylor Swift took advantage of Connor Kennedy the same way Jake Gyllenhall took advantage of her and the power imbalance in both relationships are fucked up, and they both deserved to be called out for their actions. But we don’t see that, do we? Because Taylor Swift can do no wrong and if she does, her blind fans will close their eyes and pretend they didn’t see.

297 notes • Posted 2021-11-14 05:15:37 GMT

#2

How tall do you think book Jaime and book Brienne are?

Ok so I had this question sitting on my inbox for a few days cause I went deep into researching how tall book Jaime and Book Brienne are.

First let’s go with Germ and what he said about baby girl Bri Bri:

“Brienne is well over six feet tall, but not close to seven, no. Just off the top of my head, I would say Brienne is taller than Renly and Jaime and significantly heavier than either, but nowhere near the size of Gregor Clegane, who is the true giant in the series. Shorter than Hodor and the Greatjon, maybe a bit shorter than the Hound, maybe roughly the same height as Robert.”

So according to Germ, these are the important bits: she’s well over six feet tall, but not close to seven and roughly the same height as Robert.

If she’s not close to 7 feet tall, then I would say she isn’t anywhere between 6’7 feet and 6’9 feet. She’s also “well over 6 feet tall”, so nowhere between 6’1 feet tall and 6’3 feet tall. We know Renly Baratheon is 6’2 feet, and Robert varies between 6’5 and 6’6 feet tall, the later one being more often mentioned as his true height. She is taller than Renly, and she’s “roughly the same height as Robert” so I think we can settle Brienne as being 6’5 feet tall.

So Brienne = 6’5 feet tall.

Now Jam Lann. He’s said to be as tall as Renly, and some places I’ve read is said he’s taller than Renly, but we know he’s smaller than Brienne. In the books, it’s said Brienne would look down at Renly, so Jaime can’t be much bigger than that. So I would place Jaime as being at maximum 6’3 feet tall, and no shorter than 6’2 feet tall.

So Jaime = 6’3 feet tall.

Deniz Maznev art is actually very accurate when it comes to their height, here king you dropped this 👑:

Also, for curiosity, here is Bri Bri compared to Sandor and Gregor from the books:

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The Lannisters 🦁

Joanna Tywin

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[aust-een]

The world be playing games hardcore, here’s your twin flame but we’re gonna put her 10,000 miles away from you for razzle dazzle purposes.

they need to make mutuals that live 2 minutes away from u

[sakuatsutingz]

hi merry christmas/happy holidays bubs ! can i req kenma, bokuto and atsumu with their s/o on christmas? tysm !

hi merry christmas !! currently as i write this rn christmas is an hour away and im staying up all night so ya ,, letS GO — jamie

merry christmas bb <33 AND THESE CHARACTERS YES - bri

kenma, bokuto, and atsumu spending christmas with their s/o

masterlist here

request or talk to us here

kenma

he probably doesn't care much for the holidays

just thinks of it as any other day

and usually just gets kuroo a present and calls it a day LMFKANJDJS

but seeing you get excited over it

he would genuinely try this year

decorations, presents, all of it

would participate in the christmas event in his game to try to get something you would like

watch him buy you the rare currency in the game as a gift

maybe even some super rare skins too !!

then he would give it to you even if you don't play the game often

would obv teach you how to play a new game in christmas eve <33

“merry christmas baby, i love you.”

SUDDENLY IM SCREAMING NSNDJSBAJHD I LOVE HIM

he usually orders takeout for christmas food lmao

like maybe kfc but if hes feeling giddy he orders ✨mcdonalds✨

would def cuddle with u when ure done celebrating and kisses ur cheek in the most random times <3

bokuto

mans goes feral on christmas

this is h i s holiday

still genuinely believes in santa

and would try to stay up til 12am to see him JSJJS

but he ends up falling asleep at around three hours before midnight gn

i find that so endearing anyways

would be ECSTATIC for every gift he receives

“BABE DID YOU GET ME THIS ?? I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THIS IS SO RAD”

“kou ,, thats just gift wrap.”

laughs so hard thats not even ur gift for him

this christmas u got him a sweater !! because he looks adorable in it !!

boy is filled with JOY

kisses u fully on the mouth <3

he would wear it until the end of time BDNDNNDNSNDJ

at the same time he got you like ,, a hundred presents because thats how much he fucking loves you SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE HIM REAL 🥺🥺

full on makes out w you in excitement GOD DAMNFJDJEJD

he will not !! stop being !! so clingy !! for the entire day !!

but u still love him and i mean ,, its christmas so who are you to ruin his happiness <3

atsumu

sigh

where to even start with this man

theres this headcannon where the miya family is RICH AS FUCK so ill just go w it <33

you guys basically dont stay up until midnight ,, you celebrate in the morning !!

and atsumu woke up earlier than u did today but didnt get off the bed

he wanted to still cuddle u even in ur sleep OSBDBANDBAJNSJD i am not okay

when you woke up his hair was tickling ur neck so you woke up w giggles and atsumu is over the MOON

like he gets to wake up early on christmas AND hear ur giggles first thing in the morning ??

he is basically that excited to see u awake 🥺🥺

“mornin’ princess.”

AAAAAAAAAA A A A A A A A A A A A AA A A A A A A A A i am weak for this pet name

so as mentioned earlier, he has a rich family so atsumu got u so much presents and he would always insist for you to open them first instead of his own presents <3

lets say he got u both matching keychains and u are just like aww 🥺🥺

BUT THATS NOT THE ONLY THING HE GOT U

mans got a fully planned date for u both on christmas !!

i am proud to say i am married to this man — jamie

so u got him a tshirt w a little vball logo printed on it and he immediately goes 🥺🥺🥺 because he still cant believe he got to be with someone who understands his passion like you !!

“princess, thank you so much.”

atsumu is willing to make you happy not only on christmas day, but for the rest of ur lives together and you just cant wait for it <33

[aust-een]

@butdaddyilovehim99 and I are currently on the phone SCREAMING over this, he is so pathetic its criminal

Hank begging for release

[why is it hot]

[aust-een]

Me freaking out on a constant basis while @butdaddyilovehim99 tries to calm me down but she is also freaking out.

(The way this gif sent me into orbit tho, I can’t)

[y0itsbri]

booooo!!! hi bri! 👻 daily check in time! 👻

omg it was SO foggy today?? it was kind of a Vibe though, ngl. my midterm went pretty wellll! i came home to find out the Power Outage had Commenced. and the people in my building had STOLEN all of the safety lights so all of the hallways and stairwells were completely dark. like WHO is out here stealing lights LMAOOO. we got a strongly worded email about it. fucking wild.

anywaysss, i did my makeuppp! and then i went to a haunted house w my friend!!! ok so it definitely wasn’t scary but it was fucking funnyyyy. they had flashing lights and frat boys dressed in Scary Costumes who were armed w fake chainsaws skjsjjd. i think the funniest moment was when we saw this guy walk out of the shower fully clothed in a freaky baby mask and we all Backed Away thinking he was about to scare us. but he just took off his mask and told us he was lost and that he got separated from his group LMAOOO. we couldn’t stop LAUGHING. it was sm fun!!!! i only got 1 (one) pic so here u go dkjd.

how was your day?? 💗

twishaaaa 🧟‍♀️daily check in time 🧛🏻 omg the fog and stolen safety lights situation is almost spookier than the haunted house!! 👻🐸 that fog pic is like SUPER cool tho! and in the dorms, ppl used to steal the emergency exit signs so like …. yeah ppl are just Like That 🙄 but LMFAO at that one dude just being Lost :’) sounds like a great start to the halloweekend 🎃❤️

yesterday my friend came over and we went on a nature walk and then ordered pizza!! my mom called when i was hanging out w her and instead of being like “oh i’ll call you back later” or something my mom was like “oh hi [friend], SO anyways, both of you guys will relate to this…” and then ranted for like a half hour 🥲 that’s how you know my mom already accepts her as a child LMAO 💗

(i’m the one w the striped shirt 🤓🍁)

[mallowstep]

tpons initial/reading thoughts

keeping my "liveblogging" in one place to maintain my mortorium on spoilers

tpons spoilers below the cut. obviously.

prologue

i swear to god if bramblestar comes back and i don't get squirrelstar i might actually seek out the collective representation of erin hunter and kill her

chapter one

bristlefrost.

bristlefrost, can you hear me [1].

jayfeather is under exactly the same stress as alderheart. so either you're implying alder is weak or you're in the "adoption isn't real" camp and i'm neutral on you as a character, i don't want to dislike you.

you know, i thought the scene in mtbnsof where all of thunderclan is like "yeah, let's just exile squirrelflight" [2] was exaggeration, and honestly i spent a long time workshopping it to make sure it felt natural, but apparently i didn't have to do that, because the characters are canonically OK with it!

do y'all want your leader back or bramblestar? (i'm not salty nope not me.) also twigbranch the fuck do you mean "it would be wonderful if bramblestar came back" like what he barely let you stay in thunderclan stfg.

fuck, i can't tell whether or not sparkpelt is denying lionblaze and jayfeather as squilf's kits, but they're really ruining my good faith in adoption. or just proving my point that it's not about adoption.

does thunderclan care about shadowsight? what is going on i swear did they forget he killed bramble and is responsible for the entire mess right now?

chapter two

shadowsight you did a bad of course they're not hiding how disappointed they are you did a bad my son

lmao it's the reverse of tawnypelt's clan [3], shadowsight is being kidnapped against his will for the tribe. also please can we go back to the tribe but only if it's good

he listed dovewing next to "clan leader" not "clan leader's mate" which implies dovewing has shc's respect which yes i stan

aww siblings being siblings. i miss that from po3. nothing has captured it as well. well, like, the sight.

chapter three

you know, i think part of why i've struggled so much with this arc is because i just don't like any of the pov characters. i don't dislike any of them but i don't like them.

yeah! tree defending rootspring!!!! fuck. good fathers in warriors.

so rootspring calls lionblaze TC deputy which means squirrelstar [4].

god they go, like, ages without caring whose parent is who and suddenly they're covering it all over again but like, in an adoption bad way, and just, fuck you erin hunter [5].

it's good to see lionblaze does care about her, fuck, can we just get some consistency here. (i mean god rootspring he lost his mom too --- i mean, if anyone should know this, your mom was violetshine, posterchild for bad adoption, who fought w twigbranch over adoptive mother shit)

i want a bernie meme like "i am once again asking for adoption to be treated like a legitmate form of family."

chapter four

wait why the fuck is bris faster than windclan their whole thing is being fast

also that moonkitti video about harestar having no personality[6] is painfully real i know nothing about this man

oh huh we were just talking about windclan camp[7]. this is actually pretty similar to the first ever description, right down to bris wondering how people sleep there (they don't.) well, uh, credit where credit is due, good job for sticking to your guns on windclan sleeps outside.

i love how crow and breeze being difficult is just common knowledge.

oh, so crowfeather gets credit for the three? fucking hell man i'm done.

also fuck you crowfeather for victim blaming i will be making a call out post so help me [8]

okay i'm ngl it feels like bris is crushing on lionblaze. i don't think that's supposed to be a thing [9], it just feels like that.

okay okay okay i'm confused in earlier books the great battle was like a well discussed thing. god, avos had that whole the names of the fallen thing. and now, not even a full generation later, and bris doesn't understand the dark forest? (also who's even in the dark forest?)

(oh wait this book is going to answer that. uh for the record, now, squirrelstar/mtbnsof has been fully plotted and will disregard whatever this book says, unless it's good.)

oh wow i guess we're just throwing out the concept of the moonpool why don't we. really, everything i heavily justified/couched in mtbnsof is happening unironically in canon.

mothwing and willowshine god fucking damn. they're prob my fav mentor/apprentice relationship. mistystar's omen stg.

what is it with everyone and bouncing all the fuck around with squirrelflight? like, okay, i'd get it if they doubted her because yeah, i could make a strong argument about clan morality and her actions [10]. but they're so on and off about it i hate it.

shadowsight.

shadowsight, can you hear me.

you're literally saying, "i could solve this, if i had a solution to the problem."

well ig we know who he takes after.

chapter five

what's up with this "darkest thoughts" bullshit come on you're really going to invalidate ivypool like that?

lionblaze really do be going back and forth. can't blame him he's not used to having a character.

also, i really love jayfeather standing up for alderheart [11].

mothwing wtf how're you getting to hell you don't believe in it. how do you have faith in shit. also please stop trashing shadowsight [12]. that said, she's absolutely right, she would be the ideal cat for the job, considering she has warrior training.

jayfeather what the fuck dude why are you suggesting it. although i'm glad at least he acknowledges his connection to squilf. good job. good job for being the one fucking character.

willowshine. willowshine baby no. don't do it. willowshine. willowshine no. don't do it. baby. no. please. i'm crying please don't do it.

"well, Mothwing, I admire everything about you" holy fucking shit what a line that's a line to inspire so much fic [13].

willow please baby no. please. send kestrelwing or something. puddleshine. anyone but you please baby.

damn okay what is with the connection between mothwing and.

no.

no no no no no.

they're killing willowshine.

why.

she's. baby. please no. she's not read. she's too. no. i can't.

ffs moth please stop dissing shadow like this he doesn't deserve this. (also, unrelated, did, uh, did puddleshine name shadowsight for spiresight, a cat he never met and had no connection with? fuck i forgot what happened there.)

you know, out of the med cats, mothwing and jayfeather are the oldest. it's nice to see that dynamic have weight: when jayfeather speaks, people listen. it's been a while since we've had that role of the med cats in thunderclan.

god willow is dead and i'm going to sob.

chapter six

I FUCKING CALLED IT I HATE EVERYTHING

why did they have kill my baby [14]

when did rootspring get fucking responsible this is worse than when i got responsible

also mothwing i'm so sorry.

fuck.

i didn't cry i was too angry and i cried about it last night because i knew it was coming just.

they didn't have to do her dirty like that.

chapter seven

just, before we begin, still sad about this willowshine bs. give me back my baby.

oh gee bristlefrost i wonder why lionblaze can't talk about his mother being taken away

does this mean they're going to acknowledge adoption again? please let this not be me raising my hopes too soon.

also really with all this lionblaze = deputy stuff...i just want squils [15]

oh lionblaze is back on his bullshit again. like, dude. he was instructed to treat ashfur. he was ordered. jesu maria.

uh. spotfur. what the fuck?

okay, first of all, squilf was chosen as deputy, so yes, she does in fact inherit leadership. that's...that's just wrong.

if you want to complain about lionblaze, sure, i hate it as much as you [16]. but squilf?

yes, yes, please give me ivystar [17]. if i can't have squilfstar (and i don't think i can, hence the existence of mtbnsof [18]), please let me have ivypool. (although mousewhisker? who said that lmfao.)

uh, lionblaze? there are so many better choices. i think bristlefrost would do a better job. (that's not an idea please don't give me bristlestar.)

ayyyyy! graystripe! what a man. what a time.

(graystripe and his gd dramatic entrances.)

also it's good to see elders getting the respect they deserve. (wait what what what the fuck happened to him.)

hehe (mtbnsof spoilers) i'm glad at some level that like, i identified key things that need to happen to make the story interesting and compelling, and they're happening. tbc really is picking up with the good writing. i have a lot of thoughts about this, but mostly, like, these books have changed since when i started them, but i'm happy with where they got. also, lmao i'm dying because like, yeah fuck i don't even know, i can't believe both the worst and best parts of mtbnsof have made it into this. god. what a world.

oh thank god lionblaze is stepping down.

hey, uh...is anyone going to follow up with what graystripe was doing? this is getting sus i can't take another thing i just need to trust someone.

chapter eight

i'm still not over willowshine

i. can people decide if dark forest is punishment or. wasn't lionblaze against sending shadowsight? i can't remember shit i should be taking useful notes i have a memory problem xd

aww dovewing mom.

you know i have a quick q: in skyclan & the stranger, leafstar's kits call her mama. but i don't think we've seen any adult cats say that. what's up w that?

oh dovewing i love you but...nah i just love you

that said, uh, can shadowsight's behavior be treated consistently? i don't know something is just bothering me.

oh yeah icewing exists lmao. forgot about that. can this continue like can shadowclan be the new home for wayward souls? they kind of deserve it after all of the villains they've had. and the earliest books kind of implied shadowclan used to do that.

i really, like, okay. cats like icewing are all "durr hurr dark forest very bad" and then others are like "bruh hell is real?"

uh. nope. i hate this implication that the dark forst is poisonous. very bad very bad very bad.

aww tigerstr being a good dad. breaking the cycle. first one [19].

i really, like, why do cats blame shadowsight? he wanted to go? he wanted to be the one? like, wtf?

urgh who wants to be warriorcatsfandommisandry [20] would praise shadow's rule breaking while victim-blaming squilf for the same behavior.

well, uh, ig i'm glad mothwing secretly cares about shadowsight? like, that's kind of fixing her character. kind of.

chapter nine

wow this post is getting long whoops i mean it is all of my notes on a book. usually i condense em into the good stuff.

lmao shadowsight b like "yeah if i die sorry my dad's gonna kill u luv u thanks for coming >3"

seriously mothwing was definitely the cat to choose considering she could 100% fight. also, like, his body is at risk?

you know, i think mothwing is supposed to be having a jayfeather arc here, but it's crippled by the fact that we're not in her head [21].

how many cats are even in the dark forest wasn't this the whole plot of oots that they're all dead?

also, like, i'm glad mothwing is back to herself. i don't even care about the inconsistency i'm happy to have mothwing back.

seriously it's starting to get to me that the knowledge of the great battle is so inconsistent.

okay i like that we've ditched the "darkest thoughts" thing that was kind of stupid

squirrelflight

(i am crying she's here again fuck)

chapter ten

okay yeah valid gotta maintain that tension (altho fuck you erin hunter [5])

huh. i still kinda hate rootspring for basically no reason ngl

you know, i've never questioned this, but how the fuck does moss ball work? moss doesn't work like that god no no no i can't over think it [22].

you know, forbidden romance might be "overdone" but it's worth pointing out that we very rarely get the perspective of the cats in the forbidden romance

lmao what is it with greystripe? like? is everyone in love with him? i'm not being fair to him just...what?

emotional support wife dovewing [23]

i really wish there was a deeper bond between bris, rootspring, and shadow. i appreciate the viewpoints into different clans, but with no meaningful differences in culture, it's just weird because we're used to po3 and avos and stuff where our leads are really close to each other.

willow

willow baby

you know it's occurred to me i've never vocalized my love for willowshine on this blog before now? xd see i don't actually talk about my favorite characters that much. i talk about dovewing the most out of my top 3 (dovewing, jayfeather, willowshine, in no particular order), but they just kind of feel...too personal? because i have really specific reasons to connect with all of them.

dovewing just happens to be for reasons i'm most able to share >3

willow please don't be corrupted

chapter eleven

please i just want to know squilf is okay

bris u fucking idiot we've established the moonpool is deep. don't you remember literally yesterday?

flametail imagery

"drypaws" what a word. interesting ik leopardstar just avoided water, but here bris can't swim. i don't care i'm just happy for some gd culture

okay i've said it before and i've said it again: i draw the line at cat cpr

wait what is daisy doing? fuck was i supposed to read the novellas first? is this what daisy's kin is about? when did daisy leave? did i miss something? what's going on??

okay can we...like, cats who aren't elders trained in the dark forest. this wasn't even a full generation ago. lionblaze. breezepelt. just...guys.

tigerdove...so cute. i love them [23].

where tf are the sisters they got here so fast

like bruh...i liked the sisters but now they're like, clan on demand ghost summoners? i think? idk clearly i'm missing something very important

emotional support wife dovewing

chapter twelve

i see shadowsight and i don't see squirrelflight and i have a complaint

oh uhhh who's snowtuft again?

also i feel like, i feel like i made my point about it being empty

a light in the mist title drop dodoododod

bruh what is ashfur even

oh series one cat xd yeah that checks

look. if they're not in the allegiances, i don't remember them for shit, okay? my series one memory is excellent, it's just that series one cared about thunderclan, and, like, tallstar

squilf squilf squilf squilf squilf if she's not in this chapter i'm going to scream it is 2am bitch

I AM SCREAMING BITCH

chapter thirteen

the scream lengthens

just give me her

at least i get to spend time with willowshine?

wait mapleshade is still alive? i thought someone killed her oop

also uh yeah how did ashfur amass power like, that bitch is an incel he's done nothing but fail to kill three cats and get murdered and go to heaven

are there even enough dark forest cats for that?

rootspring this is a bad idea don't do this haven't you seen horror movies stop being the white chick

sad ghosts r sad sigh

chapter fourteen

when did warriors get all "oh no can't do multiple chapters of the same narrator in a row" please nobody fucking cares that bris is sad i just want to see squirrelflight

lmao bris like "it's illegal to be atheist" bitch i read code of the clans exactly once i know it's dovestar who tried that and the answer was no.

ah, tree. actually mediating, for once.

god, bris...why is firestar's legacy so large? like, fuck, i know why, i just...

also, tree, she said a nobel and true Clan, not the clan. so like, maybe chill out for a moment [24].

hnnnng family drama also i really like that tree loves his wife very good very good

dfskj okay mothwing missing riverclan would be much more impactful if we actually knew what was going on in riverclan. (like, say, if willowshine was a pov in this arc [25]?) also, you know, riverclan has had so many problems with treating cats badly? god, a shadow in riverclan. wait, like, shouldn't mothwing also remember/reflect on this? wait this would be so much better if we had more pov for this fuck

also fuck off bris about being proud you are so fucking priviledged your forbidded romance drama is as intense as like, idek, the notebook? from someone who lived through, uh, forbidded romance that involved threatening to send someone to conversion camp [26], fuck off

bruh. why is she acting like thunderclan is gone xd you have no idea what it's like for a clan to almost fall apart yeah i stand by my comments on shadow/skyclan.

"what will my place be?" it will be a fucking warrior of thunderclan??? all you've ever wanted???? god she's...look i get it she's like, my age. and lord knows i don't react gracefully to shit. she's stressed, i get it. i do. but also, just, ffs bris. get it together.

"you die in the dark forest, you die in real life" can we meme that?

oooh okay it would be really good to get all three pov cats in the dark forest [27].

also, how long has rootspring been down there? how does this work? what's up with shadowsight? what is anything even? how long has it been?

thank you mothwing for pointing out bristlefrost is extremely unexperienced.

also can i just say, i really like bris' name? like i think bristlefrost is an extremely cute and good name. cute in that it's cute and good in that it conveys her character well.

god i want mothwing pov on this [25].

why is bris so convinced that if she doesn't act, rootspring isn't coming back?

chapter fifteen

wow i had a lot of notes on last chapter huuuh

oh vibe do i finally get squilf

stopping caring about bramble shadow no one fucking cares

seriously when did ashfur get this, uh, good at being a villain?

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

she's

here

fuck i'm crying

poor bb i just. poor baby.

okay. ashfur. let me making something clear.

i do not understand why in the world squilf would ever choose bramble [28]. but you're fucked as a choice.

ffs yellowfang this is why we don't say "his only crime was loving too much"

okay well as much as i'm confused by his power his characterization here is fantastic. i'm really glad we got ashfur back as a villain, you know.

good job squirrelflight. do not take unnecessary blame.

(also please learn to transfer these skills to your pos husband.)

#when you can't get her to love you by killing her husband and dragging her into hell so you think you can make her love you by showing her how you're torturing the souls of her loved ones

you know i had the snowtuft thing spoiled for me i just forgot who snowtuft was so it had 0 impact

damn bramblestar is still alive.

dammit.

people kept calling lionblaze deputy don't do that to me if you're not following through on it ffs

okay not to pimp out my own fic but if you're interested in a squirrelstar au, "may there be no sadness of farewell" is my squils (squirrelstar) au and it does have an imposter arc. so you know. if that's your thing.

hnng my thoughts on bramble [29] aside i can appreciate the drama

ashfur. ashfur. ashfur you fucking idiot you're the one fighting her. also fuuuck i love this character. if i was bookmarking this on ao3 you know it'd get the "hot damn" tag.

huh. uh, wow. good chapter. hot damn. loved it. loved it so much.

hate what it means for my hopes and dreams, but very good. very intense. i approve.

chapter sixteen

eh, wasn't she going to the dark forest? did i forget something?

ohhh dream

huh this is interesting

and cute.

i love the "everything is fine" trope so much tho

does...did no one ever describe ashfur to bris?

you know, i think this is why so many people, me included, go with the we-don't-talk-about-our-villains thing. sure, it makes some bits awkward, but...yeesh

huh. weird chapter. both impactful and kinda meh.

chapter seventeen

you know i'm feeling a lot of things right now, and i might have to just give in and finish this damn thing.

we'll see.

willow willow willow willow willow

sigh ffuuuck she's dead. i'm sad. i'm going to write a fic about her. "under a willow tree" i have plans. it's going to be good.

yeah see okay. i made a joke about warriors needing to make not talking about shit part of the culture and i'm glad they did because it works

squilf!!!!!!!!!

oh fuck i'm crying again. my girl. she's here. she's here.

of course they saved you!!!!!! you're!!!!! squilf!!!!!!

please get nine lives.

please.

let the body be dead.

let bramble die.

please.

chapter eighteen

okay seriously i really want to memify "if you die in the dark forest, you die in real life"

oh rip shadow's ear. that sucks. huh. i'm gonna have to explore this, too. esp. w dovewing.

eeeeee mothwing being mothwing again i'm happy

willow

mothwing stick to ur guns for a moment

also i appreciate the "u can't tell me what to do i'm a med cat" thing going on

hehe tigerdad (where's dovewing my beloved)

chapter nineteen

wow okay i'm 3/4 of the way through

dammit rip squilf something something exploring some canon complient stuff.

huh, shadowsight. do you think maybe. being in the dark forest. is bad. do you think. maybe.

bruh shadow way to go call out your own father smh.

mothwing, my dear, you're the one who didn't want to treat him like that. i mean i'm glad you're standing up for him but this kind of makes your whole treatment of him feel like a plot device.

okay, i'm glad that's a formal thing, med cats > leaders, that makes me happy

i really want to know what alderheart is up to.

yeah really why have they waited so long. i mean i forgot about them too but the sisters seem like an obvious choice? since they're here?

(also i'm still really confused by the daisy thing.)

heh i really do need to read squilf's hope. i've been putting it off (i don't want to read cft, but...), but i think it's about time.

rootspring what? okay going to read it now ig

okay okay i'm really glad the sisters are like fuck we're done w y'all cause that's been a long time coming

what debt where the sisters in to the clans XD???

chapter twenty one

"moonpond"xxd i'm dying

awww tigerdad

don't the sisters know the basics of herbal healthcare?

poor tigerstar. no no guys. his wife was in a dangerous prophecy, and now his son is. :(

tigerdad!!!!!!!

ohhh this chapter hit hard

chapter twenty two

"the sign of a true leader" is...talking fast?

dfsjadfskj rootspring you are lead by leafstar the best and most capable leader the fuck are you talking about

:((((((((( brambles........alive

is squirrelstar so much to ask for

y'all're lucky i was going to release "ilex aquafolium" tonight as a follow-up to "better left unsaid" because freyja (my cat) chose it to be next in the rotation but i might end up finishing chapter three of "may there be no sadness of farewell" first because coping

chapter twenty three

you know writing that chapter did not take me better i forgot mtbnsof is angst until like...the epilogue

heyyy they're back....i'm.....soo....happy...about......this [30]

i mean i feel like every one is way too trusting how do u know it's the real squilf?

shadowsight bris rootspring polycule? just a thought

oh. so that's it, then.

you know, i enjoyed it.

citation: a moonkitti video ↩︎

see here to read it, but...you could probably get it in canon ↩︎

legally i have to tell you i haven't actually read this yet ↩︎

please let me have this. ↩︎

where "erin hunter" refers to the collective who writes warriors ↩︎ ↩︎

it's called "leader chance" if you're interested ↩︎

okay, techincally i was talking about riverclan dens, but it's close. ↩︎

for my own personal reference, pg 50 on phone. about 19% ↩︎

warrior cats still hasn't invented cheating. also, no, i'm not going overboard on the footnotes. ↩︎

nts, do this. or add on to like "daughter of mine" or "secrets passed over in the dead of night" ↩︎

gives more weight to sunset and evening star. ↩︎

although also guys it's not that out of character for her. like, she's always been quick to do what she thinks is right, and this time, it's the wrong thing. you know? ↩︎

including my own fuck. ↩︎

spoilers for mtbnsof. i mean i know i killed willow for exactly the same reason but...why'd they have to lift all of my least favorite parts of squilfstar. ↩︎

squilf but for squirrelstar. coined in my drafting notes for mtbnsof ↩︎

to be clear, he's wrong, i just wouldn't bother arguing because it's annoying having lionblaze as clan leader. ↩︎

nts: do something with this. mtbnsof spoilers. even if i don't end up going through to squils death, i want to do something with ivystar, preferably before the entire clan is ocs. ↩︎

in case you're new here, my ao3 is mallowstep and mtbnsof stands for may there be no sadness of farewell, a squirrelstar au that begins at the end of lost stars. ↩︎

"love knows no bounds (but maybe it should)" (unannounced) spoilers. ...i say, knowing about how he's, uh, not in lknb. ↩︎

hopefully, i'm speaking ill of the dead and not summoning the devil. hopefully. ↩︎

yes of course i will now be writing that thank you for calling me out. we will also be exploring her relationship with religion. title? unsure, but we might reuse "i'll believe the wind is calling me" since that has been scrapped and salvaged ↩︎

only valid kit play scene is now the one at the beginning of the sight. ↩︎

no tigerdove discourse please. i'm not in the mood for it. play nice. ↩︎ ↩︎

although to be clear, the only actually noble and true clans, at least time of this book, are shadowclan and skyclan. ↩︎

nts - "under a willow tree" ↩︎ ↩︎

oh. so that's why i don't like her. ↩︎

it triples my odds of seeing squilf. ↩︎

i do. i really, really do. but until the erins acknowledge it, i try to ignore it in canon. otherwise i get too sad. ↩︎

as mentioned before, when i'm interacting with canon, my standards are a lot lower. because i like to enjoy the stories. that's why i write fix-it fic. ↩︎

i'm crying ↩︎

[aust-een]

HAHAHAHA IM AUSTIN ABOUT TO RUN BEHIND YOU GIRL LETS GO

running from my responsibilities

[briinstardust]

Tagged by @from-nova​ Thank you! Thanks for tagging me babe 💗💗💗

Name(s): Brianna or Bri, faewithfangs on Tumblr and Crayonlighting on AO3

Fandom(s): 9-1-1 [current obsession] HP, Vampire Academy/ Bloodlines, Criminal Minds, CSI, bandom (too many to list)

Where you post: AO3 but I’ve been on Dreamwidth, FF.net and LJ in the past. I do ficlets/ teasers on tumblr but I post exclusively to AO3 now.

Most Popular One Shot (by kudos) Overall/This Year: All That I’ve Got with 242 and entirely wow. why you guys? why? I’m legitimately shocked by this. I’ve never had a fic so well received and I entirely need to say thank you to all of you who read it, and I entirely need to thank @sopheliza25 for the prompt that created that fic. Soph this prompt started our fucking friendship. I love you so fucking much Soph. 

Most Popular Multi-Chapter (by kudos) Overall/This Year: The Werewolf and I with 316 and I’m entirely embarrassed by this one lmao

Favorite story you've written so far: (Make Me) Sick of Love this fic was my baby. This was the first 911 fic idea I had and finished even though I didn’t post it when I was finished with it. I waited a while before posting that fic but honestly it is my favorite it’s my baby lmao.

Fic you were nervous to post: The Rest Don’t Matter a promt fic with the prompt supplied by @pinehaas I was so nervous about this one and I still am lmao. it was my first prompt and it was honestly my first fluff and everything about this fic I was nervous about lmao

How do you choose your titles?: Depends. I have a list of possible titles from songs I could chose from, I also sometimes take the title from something inside the fic, and sometimes on rare occasions I’m clever and come up with something original.

Do you outline?: usually no, but I’ve been starting to practice with this, and idk how I feel about it lmao

Complete: 25 on AO3, across other platforms? idk and I have maybe 5 completed but not published yet

In-Progress: 10 I think

Coming soon/not yet started: 5 I think.

Prompts?: sure lmao I don’t do them often, but I’ve been doing them a lot more often bc I have fallen in love with everyone in this 911 fandom lmao but I usually prefer to write OG work just bc I don’t have super high standards to live up to lmao self indulgent fics are my specialty lmao

Upcoming work you're most excited about: Okay self indulgent OG fic right here, that I’ve legit only told Nova about and like not even a lot of details about it lmao but a fic where Buck fucks up his whole entire life. Fucks up his entire damn life. and Eddie Diaz watches this man rip his life to shreds over his own insecurities, that Buck’s been told he doesn’t need to have insecurities about. but Buck goes all in and fucks up all of his shit, and Eddie is just sitting here like “you’re an entire damn mess” and only Buck can fix is shit, and he starts to wonder if its entirely too late for him, and only Buck can fix Buck. but once he gets over his shit he does get together with Eddie bc I always do a happy ending lmao

tagging: @tarlosbuddie @loveyourownsmiilee @smartevanbuckley @fyeahbuddie @doesntgetdrunk And like anyone else who writes!!!!

[strayneoculturekids]

Take Care of You - Jaehyun x Reader

Pairing: Kindergarten teacher!Jaehyun x Single mother!reader

Based off of: “Did you know that my mommy has a crush on you?” Your son says plainly to Kindergarten teacher!Jaehyun just as you had walked into the classroom to pick him up

“Does she now?” Jaehyun asked, smiling sweetly at your son

“Yep!” He said, puffing out his chest “She always talks about how handsome and nice you are Mr. Jung-”

“Okay! Sweetie! Time to go!” You said quickly, running up to your son once you had finally processed what he had been telling his teacher

“Y/N, nice to see you” Jaehyun turns to you, still smiling “If I’m not mistaken, you’re a single mother, are you not?”

“I-” you blushed “Yes, I’m single”

“Well, if you ever want any support from a significant other” Jaehyun paused before continuing “You have my number” he winked, and without another word, strolled off to go tend to a few students who had begun to yell his name

Genre: fluffiest of fluffs

@suunshinehyuck​ @ncitydrabbles​ @chagi-nana​ @bri-brithebumblebeee @wakeywxkey @zahratheraichu​ for you guys lmao

Y/S/N = your son’s name

----

You sat up with a start, immediately reaching for your phone that was ringing loudly and turning off the alarm. You groaned and very slowly, got out of bed, stepping out of the warm sheets. You rubbed your eyes and began to get changed as quickly as possible given your half-asleep state.

About twenty minutes passed before you heard movement from the bedroom next to yours, your son's bedroom.

“Mommy!” Y/S/N yelled tiredly, a loud yawn following

You quickly tied up your hair in a low ponytail as you rushed to his bedroom. You turned on the light, seeing Y/S/N sat up, the covers still over his legs. His eyes immediately lit up when he saw you and he jumped out of bed.

“Mommy, mommy, it’s my first day of kindergarten today!” he said excitedly, practically jumping up and down

“Yes, sweetie, I know, I know” You smiled and got out his new school uniform which you had barely been able to get him out of since the first time he tried it on

You began undressing Y/S/N, but he stubbornly pushed you away, telling you that he was a big boy now and that he could get changed himself. You chuckled and let him be to go make breakfast for him.

A minute later, he strolled into the kitchen, the only thing on his body properly was his pants. His shirt was half over his head, covering his face and one of his socks hung loosely over his toes while he held the other one tightly in his hand

“Mommy, please help”

You breathed out and smiled again before walking up to your son and helping him put on his clothes properly before getting him to sit down and eat his breakfast. Surprisingly, he had finished it all within ten minutes.

“Oh, good job, sweetie” You smiled and took the empty plate, putting it in the dishwasher

“Can we go to school now?” He asked bouncing in his chair

“Not yet, baby, you finished your breakfast early so we’ve still got a few minutes” 

“Please mommy! Please!!” He begged you

“If we go now, it’ll be very cold,” You said, hoping to calm him down a bit

“I won’t complain!” He continued

You eyed Y/S/N suspiciously but eventually, you gave in, figuring it wouldn’t hurt to get there a few minutes earlier and introduce yourself to his new teacher. Another couple minutes and you had packed everything for Y/S/N’s day in his bag and strapped him into his car seat.

The drive to school was filled with your son’s excited voice, talking about how happy he was to finally go to school. You sighed and smiled, desperately hoping he’ll stay this happy about school throughout his school life but knowing that he wouldn’t.

Finally, just as you were about to be sick of your son’s yelling, you two pulled up in the school’s parking lot. You got out and walked to the other side of the car, opening the door to see that Y/S/N had already unbuckled himself. As soon as you opened the door, he jumped out of the car and started running towards the place he assumed to be where his class would be.

“Y/S/N! This way!” you yelled to him

He turned around, still smiling, and ran back towards you. 

You two made it to the building Y/S/N’s class would be in and, before he could run in, you quickly stopped him.

“Let’s take a picture of you, handsome boy” You smiled broadly and got out your phone

You’d only taken one photo when you felt a soft tap on your shoulder. You turned around to see the most beautiful man you’d ever laid eyes on. He was smiling softly at you.

“Hello, my name’s Jung Jaehyun; I believe I’m your son's teacher this year. I apologize I couldn’t be there on the information night” he held out his hand for you to shake

“Oh- no- it’s fine! I’m uh- My name’s Y/N L/N” You stood up straight and took his large hand in your own, shaking it quickly before letting go

“Would you like me to take a picture of you and your son?” He put out his hand once again

“Oh- yes! Thank you” You handed him your phone and walked up to your son who had been pouting from the lack of attention, bending down to his level

Before the camera clicked, Y/S/N had his large smile back and was standing straight, his chest puffed to properly show his uniform. 

Eventually, after giving Y/S/N a tight hug that lasted far longer than any normal hug should last, you said your goodbyes. Jaehyun smiled at you, showing his handsome dimples one last time before going up to your son, bending down and introducing himself. Y/S/N seemed to immediately take a liking to him and they walked into the building hand in hand.

“Handsome, sweet, good with kids, looks like he would treat me right-” You began muttering to yourself about Jaehyun, pausing once you realized you were saying everything out loud.

Slightly embarrassed, you walked back to your car and began to drive to your work-place.

A few weeks had passed since Y/S/N’s first day and, surprisingly, he was still just as excited about it as his first day, even after he began to get homework.

“Hey, Y/N- I mean...mom” Jaehyun called to you from behind, pausing when your son looked at him weird when he had called you by your real name

“Mr. Jung” You replied, smiling to him as you put Y/S/N bag on his shoulders

“I was wondering if I could have your phone number?” He asked politely, trying hard to keep eye contact and look as casual as possible

“W-what?” You asked, slightly flustered, leaving Y/S/N to run off to go play with his friends before school started

“Well- I just thought it might be convenient- for like uhm, classes” he seemed to be struggling to get a good reason, but you were far too caught up in keeping your blush under control to notice

“Uhm- yes, sure” You took his phone that he’d been holding out and quickly entered your first and last name along with your number

“Thanks” He smiled his usual charming smile showing his cute dimples

You walked back to your car, the only thing on your mind being that Jung Jaehyun, the single most handsome man you’d ever seen had asked for your number.

Finally, your workday had come to an end and you once again walked to your car, driving to pick up Y/S/N.

You pulled into the school's carpark and made your way to your son’s classroom. Entering the building, you saw a couple parents around, already walking back with their kids. You looked around the classroom and spotted Y/S/N talking to Jaehyun, both of them wearing precious smiles. You were about the call to your son when you get close enough to the pair to hear what they were saying.

“Did you know that my mommy has a crush on you?” Y/S/N said plainly to Jaehyun

“Does she now?” Jaehyun asked, smiling sweetly at your son

“Yep!” He said, puffing out his chest “She always talks about how handsome and nice you are, Mr. Jung-”

“Okay! Sweetie! Time to go!” You said quickly, running up to your son once you had finally processed what he had been telling his teacher

“Y/N, nice to see you” Jaehyun turns to you, still smiling “If I’m not mistaken, you’re a single mother, are you not?”

“I-” you blushed “Yes, I’m single”

“Well, if you ever want any support from a significant other” Jaehyun paused before continuing “You have my number” he winked, and without another word, strolled off to go tend to a few students who had begun to yell his name

You stood there, behind Y/S/N, practically frozen in shock. You were about to turn around and leave when with your son when Jaehyun back-tracked and walked in front of you, his face slightly red.

“That was meant to be smooth but I realized that you do not, in fact, have my phone number” Jaehyun muttered, rubbing the back of his neck “So, here you go...in case you wanted it” he handed you a small slip of paper that looked like it had a number written in crayon on it

“Is Mr. Jung going to be my daddy?” Y/S/N asks, being unnecessarily loud

Both you and Jaehyun make awkward eye contact before Jaehyun begins to smile once again.

“That’s up to your mommy, Y/S/N,” He says, winking again and leaving you with those words

“Mommy, I want to go home!” Y/S/N whined while tugging on your arm

Finally, you managed to snap out of your trance and you looked at the piece of paper while you let your son pull you along by the hand.

“Cute” You muttered to yourself, smiling at the fact that the number had been written on it with crayon, stuffing it in your pocket soon after so you could actually focus on where you were going

You managed to get your son strapped into his car seat eventually and began to drive back home.

“Mommy, I really like Mr. Jung,” he said, rubbing his eyes and yawning

“Really? I’m glad” You smiled softly “He might just end up being your daddy”

Just as you had finished the sentence, you heard soft snoring coming from the back.

“Oh god” you frowned, turning around to see Y/S/N sound asleep

----

The weekend had finally come around and you had it all to yourself. Your sister wanted to take Y/S/N for the weekend, so you happily let her.

It was about ten in the morning when you woke up. You sighed, never having felt more blessed to be woken up naturally instead of by an alarm or by the cries of your child. Getting dressed, you decided that it’d be best to get the grocery shopping done today.

You ate a quick breakfast and began making your way to the shops that were oh so conveniently within walking distance

Eventually, after getting there, you began to pick out your groceries. You were quietly going along the aisles when you felt a tap on your shoulder and turned around to see Jaehyun, his own shopping basket in his hand filled with groceries.

“Hi,” He said simply, smiling as usual

“Oh, Jaehyun!” You smiled back, happy to see him here

“Um- about yesterday actually, I was wondering if you actually would like to go on a date with me” he kept eye contact with you, a slightly red brushing his cheeks

“Like right now?” You asked, a bit taken aback

“I mean, if you’re not busy, then yes. I know a nice cafe not too far from here” He began to rub the back of his neck, something you noticed he did when he seemed to be embarrassed

“I would love to” You smiled softly at him, not even bothering to hide the red on your cheeks at this point

“Great! We should probably finish shopping first though”

You chuckled and continued shopping next to Jaehyun. It would’ve gone much quicker if you two just went separately and got what you needed to get, but for some reason, you two were just following each other around. You could’ve sworn that more than once, people had whispered that you and Jaehyun were a cute couple as you passed them.

The two of you finally finished up and walked out of the store, your groceries in hand.

“Should we split up to put our groceries in our cars?” Jaehyun asked

“Erm- I actually just walked here...I thought I was just going to go straight home after so-”

“Oh!” Jaehyun looked slightly surprised “If you want, you can put your stuff in my car and I’ll drive you home afterward” He smiled at you

“Are you sure? I wouldn’t want to trouble you”

“Oh, it’s fine Y/N. Come on, let’s go” He slowly started walking away, inwardly wishing he could hold your hand but unfortunately, both of your guys’ hands were filled with grocery bags

Quickly, you started following Jaehyun, still slightly taken aback by the whole situation. Once you two had put everything away, you began to make your way to the cafe Jaehyun had proposed you two go to.

It was just a small suburban area, so it was quite peaceful and green. Along the walk, you and Jaehyun subconsciously gravitated towards each other and somewhere along the lines, neither of you knew when, you two had started holding hands.

“Oh” You gasped slightly when you had looked down at what was making your hand so warm

“huh?” Jaehyun looked to where you were looking, gasping himself once he saw

“When did I- oh, I’m sorry” You blushed slightly, trying to pull your hands away, but Jaehyun just held onto it tighter

“I like it like this. If you don’t mind it, let’s stay like this” He smiled brightly at you

You looked away from him, afraid you might end up kissing him on impulse if you stared too long and nodded, squeezing Jaehyun’s hand in return.

Eventually, the pair of you stopped at a cute, sweet looking cafe, and Jaehyun led you inside. Taking a seat, you both looked at the menu for a couple minutes and ordered. Your guys’ conversation started out as school, how your son was doing and everything, but it eventually moved onto more personal things. At one point, Jaehyun had even asked why you were single, making sure you knew that you didn’t need to answer if you didn’t want to. He seemed to get slightly angry when you told him that your ex left you when he found out you were pregnant.

“What a dick,” he said plainly, eyebrows furrowed

You chuckled, not used to seeing Jaehyun use language like that since he always seemed to be around kids.

“Yeah. I mean, I was kind of glad to get rid of him. Pain in the ass. Couldn’t take care of himself”

“Well, y’know” Jaehyun took your hand in his own from across the table, “I think I’d be able to take care of more than just myself”

“What’s that supposed to mean?” You asked, smiling

“I can take care of you...your son...if you wanted, maybe we could have more...kids, I mean” He looked quite bashful, but kept eye contact with you nonetheless “I mean! wOaH okay, I’m sorry about that. I’m going too fast, I didn’t realize what I was saying; this is only our first date...”

“No...Jaehyun...” You smiled sweetly, ignoring the burning sensation across your entire face “I think that’d be lovely”

The smile that spread across his face once you had said what he did made your heart jump; it was priceless. A smile that you definitely wouldn’t mind seeing every day.

A couple hours had passed in the blink of an eye and soon enough, it was beginning to get dark out. Jaehyun stood up and offered his hand to you, which you took and held onto tightly as Jaehyun pulled you along back to his car.

The walk back was completely silent, but it wasn’t uncomfortable at all. You and Jaehyun were walking so close together that your guys’ shoulders were practically touching. Breathing out peacefully, you quickly looked over to Jaehyun to catch him staring right back at you. He smiled cutely but didn’t stop looking at you, even after you turned away out of embarrassment.

The ride home was the same, other than you telling Jaehyun where you lived. It was a very comforting silence, and by god did Jaehyun look handsome when driving.

“This is me” You said once you two had begun to come up to your apartment block

“Could I walk you up? Wouldn’t be very gentlemanly of me to let you carry all your groceries up there by yourself” He smiled charmingly

“Of course” You chuckled slightly and got out of the car while Jaehyun went to the trunk to get your things “Wait- Jaehyun- you don’t have to take all of it! I can carry-”

“Y/N, it’s fine. I’m strong” He winked before going into the apartment block

You jokingly shook your head before quickly following after him. A few minutes later and you were at your door.

“Guess I should leave here, then” Jaehyun smiled and handed you your groceries

“You can come inside if you like” You mirrored his smile as you took the bags from him

“Oh, no, it’s okay, Y/N. Today was really nice, by the way” 

“Yeah, same for m-” Before you could finish your sentence, Jaehyun planted a short kiss onto your forehead

“I’ll text you, yeah?” He turned around and left without another word after that, leaving you practically melting infront of your apartment door

BONUS

“Daddy, can I play with your phone?” Y/S/N asked Jaehyun, who seemed slightly taken aback by the title

“Uh- yeah- sure, kiddo” too shocked to do anything else, he pulled out his phone, unlocked it and handed it to Y/S/N

You chuckled at Jaehyun’s flustered state, but you’d be lying if it didn’t warm your heart that your son already saw Jaehyun as a dad even though you two had barely just started dating.

“Daddy,” Y/S/N called “Why is mommy’s name ‘Y/N Jung’?”

“Oh god-” Jaehyun quickly turned to Y/S/N and left the text app “No reason, try and keep it down, yeah Y/S/N?”

“What was that?” You asked, immensely taken aback

“nothing”

“My contact name is Y/N Jung?”

“Well I mean it’ll be your real name soon enough” He muttered under his breath

You and Jaehyun made quick eye contact before both of you burst out laughing, much to Y/S/N’s confusion. The laughter died down into a comfortable silence and Jaeyun opened his arms for a hug.

“You too, kiddo” He said, scooping up Y/S/N in the hug once you’d let Jaehyun wrap his arms around you

[freddiesaysalright]

Hello! I was wondering if you could write a Brian May X Reader story where bri and the reader are in uni together, and she plays flute. Freddie is her accompanist, and bri tags along and is smitten. Specific, I know sorry, but I've been trying to write this and I'm so cringey I can't lmao Thank you so much!

I’m sure it’s not cringey at all! Everyone is their own worst critic about their writing. Here’s my version! Hope you like :)

“Come on, Brian, it won’t take too long,” Freddie said. “An hour at most, and then we can come back to our stuff, but I promised her.” 

Brian groaned. “Fred, I’m just not a classical music guy. An hour of listening to flute and piano is gonna be a rather long hour for me.”

“Don’t be a baby,” Freddie said. “It’ll be more convenient if you just come along.”

“Alright, fine,” Brian agreed, rolling his eyes. “But you can’t make me enjoy it.”

Freddie only smirked and they walked over to the rehearsal space for you and him. You were already there, taking your flute out of the case and putting it together. You smiled warmly at Freddie and strode over to embrace him. He kissed your cheek.

“Hello, Y/N, darling,” he said. “Wonderful to see you.”

“You as well, Freddie,” you returned, and then nodded toward his tall companion. “Who’s this?”

“This is my friend, Brian May,” Freddie said. 

“Nice to meet you,” you said.

Brian stepped forward and extended his hand. You shook it and offered him a smile. His eyes lingered on your face in a way that made you blush.

“Nice to meet you too,” he returned. “Very nice, indeed.”

Neither of you caught the self-satisfied look on Freddie’s face as he walked over to the piano. 

“Y/N, are you ready to get started?” he asked.

You cut your eyes away from Brian and joined Freddie on the small stage.

“Yeah, sorry,” you said.

You and Freddie began your rehearsal. Brian made himself comfortable in a chair off to the side to watch. He was always impressed by Freddie’s skill on the piano, but today, Brian was completely enthralled by you. You were beautiful, for sure. But it quickly became clear just how talented you were as well. 

Everything about you struck him as delicate. The way your fingers shifted on the flute. The soft curve of your lips as you blew into the mouthpiece. The way your eyes scanned the page of sheet music. He desperately wanted to link his fingers with yours, taste your lips, and gaze into your eyes.

He shook his head to clear it and tried to focus on the sound. But even that was distracting because it was sweet and lilting. Gentle and graceful. Like you.

He didn’t notice, but you kept stealing glances his way throughout rehearsal. Freddie caught on and smiled to himself. His plan was working. You and Brian had known each other for five minutes and couldn’t keep your eyes away. He knew you’d be perfect together.

When rehearsal was over, after an hour, you were feeling great about it. Brian offered you guys as soft applause, so you and Freddie took little sarcastic bows as you laughed.

“It really sounded great,” Brian said. “When’s the recital?”

“In two weeks,” you told him. “Would you like to come and see it?”

“Very much,” he replied.

“Oh would you?” Freddie teased. 

Brian flushed under his knowing gaze, and then Freddie left. He wanted to give Brian the opportunity to ask you out. Brian turned back to you.

“Would you like to maybe get dinner with me?” he asked shyly.

You beamed. “Oh, very much.”

He grinned. It was such a beautiful smile you thought you might melt into a puddle. 

“How’s tomorrow night?”

“Perfect.”

You wrote down your phone number and gave it to him. Then you shook hands again and he left while you packed up. When he came out into the corridor, Freddie stood there, hand on his hip, looking smug.

“How’d it go?” he wondered.

“Great, we’re going out tomorrow,” Brian said. He really took in Freddie’s face a moment. “Hold on, were you planning this?”

Freddie laughed. “Of course I was, darling. I know potential when I see it. Don’t get pissy, it works out for you.”

Brian chuckled. “Alright, Fred. I suppose I should be thanking you.”

“That’s what I like to hear,” Freddie replied. “Now come on, Rog is waiting for us at the pub.”

They left, but for the rest of the night, Brian’s mind wandered to you, and how excited he was to get to know you better.

[shels-kpop-main]

Under the Table, Part Two

Jealous, bearded Brian May x Reader

Word Count: 2642

Warnings: Smut lmao, 18+ only pls

“You two get home safe, okay?” Your mom leaned in for a hug as your dad shook Brian’s hand. The same hand that had just fingered the hell out of you under their dining table. You looked at Brian over your mother’s shoulder, in awe at his shamelessness. He was smiling pleasantly, paying no mind to you. “Good to see you again, Keith. You two take care.” “Of course. Same goes for both of you, Brian.” “Okay, Mom, you can let go now,” you chuckled, in your mom’s tight embrace. But she hugged you tighter. “Well, I don’t know when I’ll be able to see you again! You’re so busy with work and all,” Mom fussed. Brian gave you a genuinely sweet smile as he brought you your coat. When your mom finally released you, she turned and latched onto your boyfriend instead. Which was funny, considering Brian was about a foot taller than her. “Brian, honey, I’m going to miss you, too! You take care of Y/N!” “Don’t worry, miss, I certainly will,” Brian reassured her, returning the hug. But he looked at you when he said it, and something dangerous moved beneath his expression. He’d take care of you, all right.

“I could go for a drink,” Brian said with a long exhale. You looked over at him, frowning from the passenger seat. “Really? You don’t want to…” You trailed off, disappointed that Brian wasn’t taking you straight home. “Oh, I want to,” Brian chuckled, “but I’d like to take the edge off, first. If you don’t mind, love.” “I…okay,” you relented, swallowing your annoyance. “There’s a decent pub just five minutes from here.” “Lovely,” Brian replied dryly, and put the car in drive.

Mulligan’s was in full swing by the time you and Brian pulled up a few minutes later. You got out of the car, growing more irritable by the minute. Why couldn’t Brian just take you home and fuck you already?

But Brian was easy, putting an arm around you and smiling pleasantly at the bouncer. The two of you found a small table off to the side of the pool tables, adjacent to the bar. “Have a seat, love. I’ll get us some drinks, yeah?” “Sounds good.” You threw your coat over the back of the chair and sat down with a sigh. You watched as Brian’s head bobbed through the crowd towards the bar. The music was playing at a decent volume, but not loud enough to drown out the thoughts in your head. You squirmed in your seat, thinking of Brian’s hand under your skirt. “Fancy running into you here.” The voice made you uncomfortable before you even consciously registered who it belonged to. But you’d know Dan’s familiar drawl anywhere. The sound of it made your stomach churn. Running into him alone would be one thing. But with Brian here? After what had just happened at your parents’ house? Fuck. “How can I help you, Dan?” You sighed, turning your face to him slightly. There was a drink in his hand, which you guessed wasn’t going to make him any less obnoxious (or any more modest). You guessed correctly. “Get rid of your boyfriend,” was his not-so-subtle answer. You rolled your eyes, huffing out another sigh. “I won’t be doing that. Sorry.” Your voice was hard, but that did little to deter him. “Come on, baby. He’s so stuffy. Why don’t you come have some fun?” Dan had a hand on the back of your chair, cornering you against the wall. You sucked in a breath, looking behind him nervously. How long does it take to make two whiskeys, neat? “Brian is anything but stuffy,” you snapped, balling up a fist beneath the table. “Whatever you say, sweetheart,” Dan replied, and downed the rest of his drink. “Fuck off, Dan. For the love of God.” “You know, I meant what I said about your face belonging on the cover of magazines. God, why did I ever let you leave?” Dan reached up to touch your face, but you smacked his hand, hard. He held his hands up in defense, conceding defeat. For now. “Alright, alright. But if you change your mind, bring that pretty little face over to me.” Dan smirked, turning on his heels. You watched in disgust as he walked off to join a group of equally douchey-looking guys at a table across the bar. You didn’t realize how quickly your heart was pounding until Brian slid into the seat across from you. He set down the two whiskeys and gave you an easy smile—one that faded quickly. “What’s wrong, love? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.” You toyed with the idea of not telling him. It would only escalate the situation. But you remembered your one and only policy with Brian: honesty. You took a deep breath and jerked your chin in Dan’s direction. “Guess who’s here?” The look of confusion on Brian’s face was quickly replaced with one of recognition as his gaze landed on his blond predecessor. Then, the dark and dangerous glint returned to Brian’s eyes. It thrilled you a little, but it was mostly just terrifying. “Did he say something to you?” Brian’s voice was flat, and sounded more like a statement than a question. “It’s nothing, Brian. He’s drunk and being a dick. Nothing I haven’t seen him do before,” you responded, rolling your eyes in disdain. But Brian wasn’t soothed in the slightest. “If he comes back over here—” “We’ll just leave. Brian? Brian, hey,” you urged, snapping your fingers in front of Brian’s face to get his attention. He looked at you and his glare softened a bit. “I don’t want a scene here. Everyone in this town knows each other, and it’ll get back to my parents.” Brian sighed, but nodded, and that was all you needed to feel a tiny bit better. You might have been able to salvage the evening. But Dan, of course, had other plans. … You and Brian sat talking, sipping your drinks. Even slipping each other a few dirty looks since it was clear neither of you had forgotten what happened earlier in the day. You were about to suggest that you and Brian go home to be alone when Dan interrupted you. You couldn’t see him walking up behind you, but you didn’t have to. The mood change on Brian’s face was enough to tell you he was approaching. Your stomach did a somersault as you turned to face Dan. Once again, he leaned heavily on your chair, cornering you. It made you angry and nervous at the same time. Brian saw this and moved his foot under the table, hooking an ankle around your calf. It was a small gesture, but it reassured you. “Still with the poodle-boy, huh?” Dan was slurring a little. He’d clearly downed more beer since you last saw him. “Can you not do this, Dan? We’re grown adults,” you chastised him, leaning as far away from him as you could. “Yeah, grown adults who should go upstairs and remember why we were together in the first place,” he argued. You scoffed, unable to come up with the right words to properly rebuff him. Brian looked about ready to beat the other man to a pulp. “Remember the good old days? After school, before your parents got home from work?” “Dan, I swear to God—” you began, but Dan reached out a pushed a finger against your lips, shushing you. Before you could react, or even process the audacity of his action, Brian was standing. He shoved Dan’s hand away from your face, teeth bared. “Do not touch her,” Brian growled. Dan looked a little intimidated, and rightfully so. Brian towered over him, angry and threatening. He stepped away from you, leaving you space to get up, which you did quickly. “Do you understand me?” Brian’s voice was low, almost guttural. He wasn’t making a scene, as per your request, but it was scary enough to make Dan take several more steps back. You put your hand on the crook of Brian’s elbow, pulling him back toward you. “Bri, let’s get out of here.” “Yes,” Brian agreed, still glaring at Dan, who was thirty feet away by then. “Out of here.” And Brian was pulling you by the hand through the packed bar. After a couple seconds of ducking through the crowd, you noticed you were headed in the wrong direction. “Brian, the exit’s that way,” you panted, struggling to keep up with Brian’s long strides. “I know that,” was Brian’s response through gritted teeth. But he didn’t change direction, and you only came to a stop once he had pulled you into the men’s bathroom. You heard the lock click behind you, and you whirled around to face Brian. “What the hell are you—” Brian cut you off, kissing you hard on the mouth, stubble scraping your chin. Your body instantly remembered his touch, and everything that happened under the dining table. You moaned softly into his mouth as his arms wrapped around your waist. But, as he gripped the back of your skirt, you remembered where you were. “Brian,” you mumbled against his mouth. “We can’t do this here.” “If you don’t want to…” Brian trailed off, pressing kisses down your neck, to your collarbone. You ran your hands through his hair, fiddling with the curls at the nape of his neck. You couldn’t bring yourself to push him away. So, you pulled him back to you, parting his lips with no hesitation. Brian lifted you off your feet a little, just enough to quickly scoot you backwards into the counter. Your feet hit the ground, but only for a second. Brian readjusted his grip on you, and lifted you up onto the fake marble. It was cold on the back of your legs, and you shivered a little. Brian wasn’t shy about running his hands up the tops of your thighs, well past the hem of your skirt. The movement drove you crazy, and you gripped his shoulders tightly. He took the flexing of your hands for what it was—an encouragement, and rubbed at the front of your underwear. “Brian,” you breathed. “Yes?” But you couldn’t find the words to respond, as his fingers slipped beneath the fabric to find your entrance once again. You were already keening for him, with one hand on his wrist. “You belong to me,” Brian told you, pushing a finger into you. Your breath hitched in your throat as the cold metal of his ring moved in and out of you on his finger. “Say it,” he commanded you softly. “Tell them who’s doing this to you.” “You, Brian,” you gasped, hooking your legs around his waist. “Tell me, love. Loud and clear.” “I belong—oh, god—I belong to you, Bri,” you panted, unable to think straight as you neared the event horizon. Brian added another finger, rubbing his palm up and down against your clit. “Just my name, love. Say my name.” You moaned his name, once for every thrust of his fingers into you, until you were nearly in tears from sheer pleasure. After you had bucked your hips into his hand, clawing at his arms, Brian pulled his hand from under your skirt. It was wet, and he took his time in licking each finger. You just stared at him, panting and wanting more. “What do you want now?” Brian asked you, even as someone knocked on the bathroom door. You couldn’t have cared less. You widened your legs for Brian and pulled up your skirt so he could pull your underwear off. You grappled with his belt and zipper to shove his jeans down. Slipped a hand between your legs to guide him to your entrance, aching for him. When Brian finally buried himself inside you, your hips jerked instinctively at the feeling. It was a feeling you had been craving all day, ever since Brian put his hand between your legs under the table. Once you had taken Brian to the hilt, you squeezed lightly around him. This made him shudder, and he bit your shoulder in a wonderful retribution. “He will never touch you again,” Brian groaned into your skin as he slowly backed out of you. Then— “Because he could never touch you like I do.” And Brian thrust into you, hard, making your legs go weak. Your eyes rolled back as he fucked you there, on the bathroom counter, as someone grew increasingly impatient outside. The knocks on the door were becoming more frequent. After a few minutes of mind-blowing sex, a voice interrupted you and Brian. “Oi! Hurry up, mate!” You froze, looking like a deer in the headlights. Brian recognized the voice, too. “Is that--?” He whispered. You nodded, stifling a laugh. “Other people have to piss, too, you know!” Dan shouted again from the other side of the door. “Oh, that’s definitely Dan,” you giggled into Brian’s shoulder. But Brian wasn’t having any laughs. He turned his face to glance at the door, then back at you. And started moving into you again. You could only hold his gaze as Brian continued to thrust, bracing himself with one hand on your ass and the other on the counter. “What are you doing?” You asked, breathless. But you pulled at Brian, with no intention of stopping. “Fucking my girlfriend,” Brian answered calmly, “while her ex-boyfriend waits outside.” That was enough to drive you crazy. You dug your nails into Brian’s back as he brought you to the completion you so desperately needed. Your ankles crossed behind his back, locking you onto him even as his thrusts became sloppier. You came, for the second time that night, crying out Brian’s name into the empty bathroom. There was no doubt in your mind that anyone standing outside would be able to hear your moans echoing off the tiles. Brian came inside you, pressing his face to the side of your neck. His beard was scratchy against your skin, but you didn’t care. You just held him until your breathing returned to normal. Brian reached over and picked up your underwear off the counter. You reached out for them, but he stuffed them into his pocket instead. You shook your head as he grinned mischievously. Once you both looked presentable once again, Brian opened the bathroom door to find a horrified Dan outside. “Sorry, mate, did you need in here?” Brian didn’t wait around for a response as you put your arm around his waist and grinned at Dan. He just threw an arm over your shoulders and smirked as the two of you left the bar, sweaty and beyond satisfied.

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