#baby anon

[ozzgin]

Child friendly? Fuck them kids

Hey hey hey, I’ll have to remind you of the infant in our family, who not only has a yachting license, but also a history of throwing its enemies into a volcano.

Tread carefully.

[tojisun]

LOCKING IN WITH TWO MINUTES TO GO — baby

WE FUCKING WON

THE WIN STREAK CONTINUES

[urielwiththegoodhair]

Uriel? Who are you yelling at? Is everything okay?

SOMEONE GAVE ME A CHILD. I DO NOT WANT A CHILD. MAKE IT GO BACK.

Please?

[morningbloodystar]

bleeding hell, okay here's your alcoholic milk, and I fear if I try to hug you I will get rabies.

*awkwardly hands you a baby bottle of alcohol with a pair of snake catching tongs while standing on a table*

((I'd reblog but also I don't like using my account because for some reason my brains weird. Sorry if this makes it harder:[))

*the baby tilts his head at the tongs, before grabbing onto them with his teeth. not the milk. the tongs.*

tastey metal. wan' metal. a' youuuu me'al?

*with the tongs still gripped between teeth, he moves forward, trying to climb up the legs of the table.*

[eddiebabygirldiaz]

Baby, if you feel like joining the big bang we could have each other's backs (cause I joined as a beta lol) 🥺👉👈

Xoxo baby!anon

im giving it a lot of thought! it sounds like a lot of fun and i greatly look forward to what everyone will create! deadlines just make me so fucking nervous and tend to block my writing, but im thinking i might be able to push through it

[dipperscavern]

hi dipper! i’ve been away for like…ever and completely missed your 1k announcement. congratulations! so happy for you! you deserve all the love and all the flowers because not only are you an awesome writer you’re also incredibly hilarious!

i also hope your ankle is doing good, it sucks that you broke it! wishing you a speedy recovery with the least amount of pain possible! 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾

omg hii baby!! i’m so sorry you missed the 1k celebration i feel so bad 😭 but thank you sm!! incredibly hilarious… you flatter me

& it’s much better now that it’s casted!! only… 6 more weeks to go.. HUZZAH :3

[theangryjikooker]

you should change this blog's name to "the bitter jikooker"

Anons with delicate sensibilities, boy do I have a treatment for you!

Get off the Internet.

[god-has-entered-my-body]

dude dog anon if you knew who i was you'd stop trying within the first seconds you had never any chance against me I fear MWAH <3

giggling so hard but you do have a bit of a point lmao

[amarantoestrella]

that was so beautiful to read honestly - baby anon

You're so sweet thanks a ton 🫶🏼

[ozzgin]

I was away for a while- you know, adult responsibilities......and you were adopting people???? I'm a mom???? stepmother???? How does this work

Looking back, it might've been a tad improper of me to adopt a child without consulting the rest of the harem members. My apologies. You may decide its fate now.

[tojisun]

BEKANDISOWKDBOEOD LETS DEVOUR THEM — baby

RECALLING BAINS FROM THE AHL WAS THE BEST DECISION FOR REAL

[urielwiththegoodhair]

👶

Mama bye bye! Waaaaa! Say bye bye and go bye bye! Say new mamas! Waaaaa!

What? Oh dear. Listen, baby, I can not be a parent. I fear that I would yeet you out the window the first time you did something even slightly annoying.

[bunnis-monsters]

aww the bee sons that are all mama’s boys and like her spies 😭😭 i know they’d go insane if their new hive and their moms hive had a diplomatic visit and they got to see her ☹️💗

Your attendants helped you out of the carriage, buzzing happily. Getting to accompany the queen to a diplomatic visit was an honor, and this time they got to go!

A few guards surrounded you, ready to sacrifice their lives to make sure you would survive any attack. A hive without its queen was destined to fall, and they loved you too dearly to let that happen.

“My queen…”

Your attendant nuzzled against you, his soft fluff comforting your nervous heart. “Don’t be nervous, we have an entire army waiting just a small flight away. You have nothing to worry about.”

But that wasn’t what made you nervous. Death or injury wasn’t on your mind.

It had been nearly a year since you had last seen your sons that had been married off to this hive’s queen. She was a bit too possessive of them, knowing they favored you.

Part of you was afraid they may have forgotten you, their mother. After all, a bee hybrid was supposed to be loyal to its queen. Perhaps their hearts were now occupied by and dedicated to this new queen…

But you were wrong.

“MAMA!”

Your guards tightened up around you, buzzing menacingly. “Stay back, no one is to get near the queen without permission from her majesty.”

That voice…

“Guards, stand down.”

They moved aside without hesitation, and you were immediately pulled into the arms of one of your sons. Tears fell down your cheeks, and you held him tight, letting him rub his face all over you in an attempt to cover himself in your comforting scent.

“Mama… mama, we missed you…”

He sniffled and buried his face into his neck, immediately becoming docile and small. If he stood at full height he’d tower over you, but your son wanted to be babied by his mama, to be held and comforted.

He was still your baby, even if he was all grown up.

Your son led you to the others, and they formed a happy cuddle pile with you, all buzzing and purring as they napped with their mama.

The other queen was beyond pissed, but stayed quiet and let the meeting happen even as your sons clung to you, not paying her any attention.

This would cause drama in the future, you were sure of it, but your babies would always come first…

Part 2?

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[eddiebabygirldiaz]

Baby!anon here :3 I just saw spagheddiediaz answer and I came here to tell you that I will only ever call you baby in the most respectful of ways <3

also, hi yes hello! I hope today is treating you well, baby

you can call me baby disrespectfully if you like

[luludeluluramblings]

One thing I always wonder in Neglected! Reader scenarios that I haven’t seen anyone explore is Married/Single Mom! Reader. It’s drama and angst potential.

Like Reader having a boyfriend and getting pregnant while still living in the Wayne manor, and everyone just takes a little too long to figure out. Maybe they do find out early with the morning sickness and whatnot but the thought of Bruce looking at Reader like 6 months pregnant and being like “Wait a minute… 🤨” and Reader wasn’t even trying to hide it that much.

And same scenario except Reader moved out either while pregnant or got pregnant after, Batfam forgets all about them and when fate does bring them together (like the Bruce/Selina wedding concept) she is literally about to pop or has a whole baby with her. Cue Bruce (and later everyone else) losing his shit because omg??? 😧 that’s his first grandchild and he had no idea!!

… And then if the Reader is married in this scenario, makes it all the more complicated (she didn’t invite anyone to her wedding? what do you mean Alfred attended when we had no idea?). Everyone is straight up hostile towards her spouse (Damian, Bruce and Jason are insufferable) and safe to say he won’t be around for long. Single mom Reader though, the amount of emotional manipulation about kids needing a family and father figures and you should move back in so everyone can help with the baby… Yeah.

Platonic!Yandere!Batfam x SugarBaby!Reader x Older!Husband

☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️

A/N:OOOOO, I have something I was working on that I was having fun with that you might like!

A/N:Neglected!Reader with Older!Husband. (It's husband because it's based of that meme Your daughter calls me daddy, too. And, Reader is Female, because we're making a baby in here.)

☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️

You, sweet thing, do the typical thing and run off from home, once you turn the legal age. Checking in with Alfred on occasion, but just living your best life. Only, in typical fashion, all those years of neglect lead to severe daddy issues. And, a minor itty bitty attraction to older men.

You get lucky though because you manage to find a fine one that loves to spoil his baby girl with vacations and spa days. All the best for his baby. He loves taking you places and showing you a good time. So, it's no wonder he plans a Babymoon for you when you're expecting your first child. Anything for you.

Unfortunately, Daddy gets called into work right before the vacation. And, despite you insisting you stay, he makes you go and promises to join you as soon as possible.

(No, the man isn't cheating. He just gotta make the money for his baby.)

You have a good time, pregnant on the beach. Getting massages and spa treatments. Video calling your husband every time the baby kicks and flutters.

Unfortunetly, even though you haven't used the Wayne name since you've been married, some drug lords recognize you and decide to ransom you. Dragging you back to Gotham in your little sundress the just so hides your baby bump.

Gotham media runs with the story. Lost Wayne heiress held hostage. No one is ignoring that.

The bat's pull off a daring rescue, but you being stubborn, try to escape on your own. Fearing for your baby's life if they just happen to chose not to come. They never came when you were little, why would they come now.

You happen to injure yourself while escaping. But, manage to make it to an on scene ambulance while the Bats take care of the thugs. You happen to faint on the way to the hospital, leaving the doctor's discover you pregnancy.

Already the media is surrounding the hospital for the most drama filled story of the year. Thankfully, the paramedics have some compassion in hide the bump when rolling you into the ER.

With the media's attention, your husband flies into Gotham and makes it to the hospital just in time to ask the nurse where you are in front of Bruce.

Bruce, of course, bristles when a man his age burst in the hospital demanding to see you, but is using the wrong last name. The nurse saying only family can see you.

"That's my daughter," Bruce will say. Assuming this man is trying to claim you as his. But, he already did.

Making Bruce, the family, the nurses, the patients, and the reporter who managed to sneak in freeze when he says, "That's my wife."

Imagine the doctor that just finished checking on you and your baby walking in right after announcing that you were both okay. The look on Bruce's face when he realizes that this man, his age, not only married you, but had the audacity to put a baby in you.

Even better, the smug way your husband looks at Bruce when he brushes past him to follow the nurse to your room because husband beats father and you demanded to see him.

The drama that follows is going to be legendary.

☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️

A/N: I had this idea jotted down and fluffed it up just for this. I'm not sure you wanna know who I had in mind for Reader's husband. (Dude is from another franchise.) But, the thought of him interacting with Bruce as the guy who married Bruce's daughter and knocked her up, delights me in such a visceral way.

[hinamie]

u should think of tiny megu. To keep the stress at bay. You should draw him actually. Ooooo you wanna draw tiny megu getting the love he deserves so bad /j

he's with his 2 best friends