#baby anon

[ozzgin]

Child friendly? Fuck them kids

Hey hey hey, I’ll have to remind you of the infant in our family, who not only has a yachting license, but also a history of throwing its enemies into a volcano.

Tread carefully.

[dead-dolphins]

Not sure what you've been through lately, but I hope life makes it easier for you as we're about to approach the jolliest time of the year! And thank you for being exist, Ro. I treasure you more than you'll ever know 🤗♥️

Thank you so much for your message 🥹♥️ Things have been a little challenging lately but hearing this brings such a sense of comfort. It’s incredible to know someone like you is out there rooting for me.

I deeply appreciate your kindness and support, it means more than you might realize. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[tojisun]

LOCKING IN WITH TWO MINUTES TO GO — baby

WE FUCKING WON

THE WIN STREAK CONTINUES

[urielwiththegoodhair]

Uriel? Who are you yelling at? Is everything okay?

SOMEONE GAVE ME A CHILD. I DO NOT WANT A CHILD. MAKE IT GO BACK.

Please?

[morningbloodystar]

bleeding hell, okay here's your alcoholic milk, and I fear if I try to hug you I will get rabies.

*awkwardly hands you a baby bottle of alcohol with a pair of snake catching tongs while standing on a table*

((I'd reblog but also I don't like using my account because for some reason my brains weird. Sorry if this makes it harder:[))

*the baby tilts his head at the tongs, before grabbing onto them with his teeth. not the milk. the tongs.*

tastey metal. wan' metal. a' youuuu me'al?

*with the tongs still gripped between teeth, he moves forward, trying to climb up the legs of the table.*

[eddiebabygirldiaz]

Baby, if you feel like joining the big bang we could have each other's backs (cause I joined as a beta lol) 🥺👉👈

Xoxo baby!anon

im giving it a lot of thought! it sounds like a lot of fun and i greatly look forward to what everyone will create! deadlines just make me so fucking nervous and tend to block my writing, but im thinking i might be able to push through it

[dipperscavern]

hi dipper! i’ve been away for like…ever and completely missed your 1k announcement. congratulations! so happy for you! you deserve all the love and all the flowers because not only are you an awesome writer you’re also incredibly hilarious!

i also hope your ankle is doing good, it sucks that you broke it! wishing you a speedy recovery with the least amount of pain possible! 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾

omg hii baby!! i’m so sorry you missed the 1k celebration i feel so bad 😭 but thank you sm!! incredibly hilarious… you flatter me

& it’s much better now that it’s casted!! only… 6 more weeks to go.. HUZZAH :3

[theangryjikooker]

you should change this blog's name to "the bitter jikooker"

Anons with delicate sensibilities, boy do I have a treatment for you!

Get off the Internet.

[god-has-entered-my-body]

dude dog anon if you knew who i was you'd stop trying within the first seconds you had never any chance against me I fear MWAH <3

giggling so hard but you do have a bit of a point lmao

[amarantoestrella]

that was so beautiful to read honestly - baby anon

You're so sweet thanks a ton 🫶🏼

[ozzgin]

I was away for a while- you know, adult responsibilities......and you were adopting people???? I'm a mom???? stepmother???? How does this work

Looking back, it might've been a tad improper of me to adopt a child without consulting the rest of the harem members. My apologies. You may decide its fate now.

[bunnis-monsters]

is it okay if I ask you for platonic headcanon between the queen bee reader and babies bees? Iove them so much, I just want to munch on it

<3<3

The baby bee hybrids all have a soft spot for anything sweet! Of course they’re bees and like honey, but any with sugar makes them go crazy.

So when you’re baking something in kitchen for yourself as the royal chefs skitter about anxiously to make sure you don’t hurt yourself, the little ones come toddling in.

You’re making chocolate chip cookies, and they smell so good!

“Mama, whatcha making?”

One of the older boys holds onto your apron, pointing a chubby little finger at the oven. “Oh, these are cookies. Would you boys like some?”

Your single batch of cookies turns into nearly seven, but you don’t mind when you get to see their happy faces.

They also enjoy spending lots of time with their mama, often throwing tantrums when you’re too busy.

“Mama! Mama! I want mama!”

Some of your royal attendants struggles entertain your babies as you’re away on a diplomatic meeting. They’ve stormed your room, their little wings flapping as they search high and low for you.

Tears form in their eyes, their wails and sobs upsetting the entire hive.

You get home late. You’re exhausted and ready to sleep, but your babies all run to greet you, crying into your skirt and babbling about how much they missed their mama.

So you go to sleep with your bed full of little ones and can’t even move because they’re stuck to you like koalas.

[tojisun]

BEKANDISOWKDBOEOD LETS DEVOUR THEM — baby

RECALLING BAINS FROM THE AHL WAS THE BEST DECISION FOR REAL

[urielwiththegoodhair]

👶

Mama bye bye! Waaaaa! Say bye bye and go bye bye! Say new mamas! Waaaaa!

What? Oh dear. Listen, baby, I can not be a parent. I fear that I would yeet you out the window the first time you did something even slightly annoying.

[angelic-babiedoll]

dad who is really into the fact that i'm too young. who treats me like i'm even younger than i am.

dad who always calls me "little girl" and "baby". who teaches me wrong things about sex and uses infantile euphemisms and molds my stupid little brain to his liking.

dad who begs me to hold a plushie while he rapes me and visibly gets more into it when i obey.

dad who forces me to dumb down my speech and hits me when i swear because kids shouldn't say those words.

dad who spanks me or makes me stand in the corner naked or gives me other childish punishments when he catches me doing something for big kids.

or not, totally just a suggestion

[eddiebabygirldiaz]

Baby!anon here :3 I just saw spagheddiediaz answer and I came here to tell you that I will only ever call you baby in the most respectful of ways <3

also, hi yes hello! I hope today is treating you well, baby

you can call me baby disrespectfully if you like