#baby 🏋️‍♂️

[dipperscavern]

Ok, just read your blurb about being Jessica’s assistant and being nicknamed baby.

What if the origin of baby was that someone was giving baby shit and someone else (Harvey perhaps) says the classic line “no one puts baby in the corner” when coming to her defense. Then it just kind of spirals from there and no one gives her shit again.

Also feel free to ignore this, literally just my first thought when reading your post!

oh my god. when i tell you i SCREAMED this is so genius & yummy.. PHEW. i know exactly what ur referencing ily & thank u so much for the ask! 🫶🏻

“I’m just saying, the assistant to the Jessica Pearson.. and your desk looks like this?”

you roll your eyes, the hint of a playful expression on your face. while you knew he wasn’t being completely serious, you liked your desk — pink things, trinkets, & personal touches all. you found decorating your desk as a fun way of personal expression, and you were so damn good at your job, jessica didn’t care.

“Would you like to re-decorate for me?”

your reply is dripping sarcasm, a playful tone in your voice that masks how you really feel. you look up at the few bored associates hanging around your desk, and they snicker at your reply.

“Yes I will, thank you. It’s.. something. Could use a more professional look.”

that makes you frown. something? more professional? what started out as a joke seemed more like a personal attack the more it went on. tom, the associate who’s mouth was moving, never seemed to know when to stop. you’re about to say something when a miracle in the flesh steps in your line of sight — harvey specter.

it’s ironic, really. he radiates business when the very reason he came over to your desk was to shoo off the associates bothering you. he looks around to the people that have now stiffened up in his presence, and he gives them an almost confused look.

“And what the hell are you doing?”

tom swallows. “Just- messing around. Sir.”

“What?” harvey looks around. “What’s wrong, you.. don’t like her desk? Is that the nationwide issue we’re facing today?”

you look up at harvey, a faux expression of sympathy on your face. “He doesn’t like the color pink, sir.”

that makes harvey’s brow raise, for two reasons. one, his associates shouldn’t have the time to be complaining about any colors. & two, you’ve been on a first name basis with harvey for a year. he doesn’t mind people calling him sir, but he definitely does mind when it’s you, batting your lashes & giving him a look thats sure to distract him for the rest of the day.

“You shouldn’t have time to worry about the color pink. Time is money, money is time, and if you have time to complain then your workload must not be large enough to satiate your.. innate genius.”

harvey pulls out his cellphone while talking, as if he couldn’t be bothered to give them the time of day — which he really can’t. he’s not really typing anything, but they’ll never know that.

“Don’t be sad she’s not as miserable as the rest of you. Get back to work.”

mumbles of “yes sir” can be heard throughout the office as they move to gather their things & get up, obeying the order given to them with only slight disdain.

“Thanks, Harvey.”

he reaches for the two-pack of oreos on your desk, grabbing one & handing it back to you.

“Nobody puts baby in the corner.”

this makes your brows furrow as you smile, & he bites into his cookie as you reach for yours. he quickly notices the look on your face.

“What?”

“Dirty dancing?”

he gives you a look of his own. “Sir?”

you smile as he walks away, getting back to work of his own. & you fail to notice the associates ears tuned into your small conversation as you bite into your cookie. hey, what’s the worst that could happen?

“Thanks, Baby.”

“Hey, Baby, could you-“

“Where’s Baby?”

“I need this for Baby.”

you stand corrected. jessica pearson herself joins in after a mere day. “Baby, I need you to reschedule that meeting with Mr. Sawyer. Give him my sincerest apologies- I gotta run.”

“Yes ma’am.”

she quickly gathers her things & leaves, in a rush to complete her full schedule. once she’s gone, you put your head in your hands, sighing. your official nickname is baby.

and you like it.

[luffyvace]

Dating ~ Sanji Vinsmoke ~ headcanons

These are sfw and gender neutral

for Sanji’s big day! (I’m super late ik hush :3)

pt2 here my sillies :3 : Dating ~ Sanji Vinsmoke ~ headcanons pt2

Dating Sanji includes royal treatment. We all know this. It’s so obvious. 😭 It’s in the manga, it’s canon, we all write it in our headcanons. We know this.

Royal treatment meaning sit back and relax dear, Sanji’s got this. Sea beast? He beat it up and is now cooking a delicious and nutritious sea beast stew for you, would you like that with a smoothie? Lemonade? Water? Ok water. Sparkling? Distilled? Iced?

oh your lost? Don’t worry he’s got bread and he’ll leave breadcrumbs where you’ve walked so you don’t go in circles :)

your clothes are wet? Take his. 💋

there’s mud up ahead and you just bought a snazzy new fit? He’ll carry you 🏋️‍♂️

somebody bothering you loveliest? He’s already kicked them to Australia (extra hard if it was Zoro)

Dating Sanji includes good communication.

If you feel anything but a positive emotion Sanji is on the case. And the first victim he’s pointing fingers at is Zoro 😼

”MOSS HEAD BASTARD!! YOU MADE THEM UPSET DIDNT YOU?!”

it’s not a person darling? Well what happened? What can he do to help? Did you loose something? He’ll turn into a mad man causing chaos around town looking for it! Did it drop into the ocean? He swims as deep as he needs to in order to find it.

Honestly he even babies you about little stuff :P you stubbed your toe? Want him to massage it for you? That’s it! He’s breaking out the foot spa! Take off your socks and shoes!

he did something that really upset you?! Tell him what it is right away! He’ll make sure he never steps outta line ever again! He *kiss* never *kiss* meant *kiss* to *kiss* upset *kiss* you *kiss*~

Never feel hesitation to tell him if something’s wrong with you physically “Chopper! Come check them out right now!! They say somethings’ wrong!”

Nor mentally! You’ve been going through some tough times these last few months?! Sit down and tell him everything!! Let’s get to the root of this! Together! Is it someone else?? Did it happen from something??

Even if you aren’t feeling negative emotions right now always feel free to rant to him about what’s making you happy! he’d love to hear it truly! He loves your voice even more~ 🥰 *nose bleed*

Dating Sanji includes 5 star meals.

another thing we all know. And in every headcanon- but seriously what’s all your favorite meals, snacks and desserts? Even if Luffy himself says to make one thing he might make another just because he knows you like it. That guy eats anything anyway so he might as well just make what you like! 🧑‍🍳

Dating Sanji includes overly cheesy confessions despite the fact that your already and only dating.

”My dearest..I would love if you would go out with me and make this evening the loveliest of my days! I’d wholeheartedly accept and put my all into cooking for our first date….My love and affection with herb and spice…the flavor of our intense compatibility will melt on your tongue every bite you take! Guaranteed!”

”Sanji….we’ve been dating for xyz months/years now..”

”ahhh~ Even to the blossoms of this beautiful spring day know we’re simply destined to be..! Getting married tomorrow..it’s been my dream since we’ve first met! I can see it already, smell it even..! The enchanting scene of you walking down the isle, putting your hands in mine…kiss! The happiest day of my life has officially been sealed! Everyone’s clapping! Cheering! Whoop woo’s arise in the air of our love!~ The 6 layer cake I spent every ounce of my time baking since I met you, on the side of us—predicting our perfect wedding kiss! An exact model of the scene~ It brings a tear to my eye! I hope I don’t keep you up tonight, my darling love! Because I certainly won’t be able to sleep when I’m much too busy imagining the scene over and over again until our big day tomorrow, the same one I’ve been replaying in my head since I first laid eyes on you~ 😚”

”what on EARTH Sanji. We’re only dating! Wha- What do I even say to this?!”

”you could say yes! My lovely future spouse!~ 😍😍”

”To what! You haven’t even properly proposed to me yet?! Let alone made it official⁉️“

”ohh my honey! I didn’t know you wanted to get married- the wind! The sea! The birds even know our fate! We-“

”ALRIGHT!”

”SHUT IT SEAWEED HEAD!! DON’T INTERUPT ME WHILE IM CONFESSING MY LOVE to the most wonderful soul to have ever lived~”

⚔️🗡🔥💥💥💥⚔️🗡🔥💥⚔️🗡💥💥🔥

(Sanji and zoro fighting :3)

Dating Sanji includes sure fire protection.

no one will ever lay a hand on you. For a man? Self explanatory. Blast that motha sucka to space.💥 For a woman?? Welll…he’ll take all the hits for you okay?! So run away and go get Nami or Robin!! Hurry darling!

Dating Sanji includes trust.

more than anything he trusts you with his deepest darkest secrets. There’s no front when it’s just you two around, purely him. Not telling you his lineage was because he wanted to put that behind him..it wasn’t supposed to come back up. And man is he the most sorry sucker on earth when he betrays the strawhats. Because that means he’s betraying you. Pleasepleasepleasetakehimbackplease.

Uh guys I ran out of characters I’m gonna do a part two I guess 😭… I didn’t want to thooo

[mybiasisexo]

HI! Happy New Year!

Can I request #51 with Chanyeol pls? Wishing you all the best for 2024! Thanks in advance!

Distraction 🏋️‍♂️

Part 2 Genre: fluff | personal trainer!au Pairing: Chanyeol x f.Reader Length: 2.3k Warnings: Chanyeol is a warning all in himself boy!!!

a/n: I said i was gonna make a gym drabble and baby here it is!!! This isnt really fluff, but its def not angst. What other genres are there??? I could've made this 6k is2g lmao i want the smut 😂. but ayye these are just drabbles! I'll behave. Sorry for the delay! Thank you so much for the request 😚 this gif of him alwaaaays makes me crazy like if i stare at it for too long ill scream. no im not ok thanks for asking

DRABBLE GAME | MASTERLIST

Dread filled you as you gazed at the building looming in front of you. Your worst enemy—the gym.

You despised the place for two reasons. The first was simple, it was a gym, pretty self-explanatory. The second reason was your personal trainer, Park Chanyeol.

You swore from the moment he was assigned to you he made it his mission to make you never come back. He had to have a torture kink or something, with the stuff he had you doing. You’ve pushed yourself to the point of puking a few times under his care, and still he would make you keep going.

And sure, you were seeing results. And, yeah, it was getting easier. You felt yourself growing stronger with every session. He was good at what he did, even if his practices had you questioning the legality of it all.

With a withering sigh, you got out of your car and made your way to what was your personal hell.

You spotted Chanyeol as soon as you entered. He was standing in the middle of the room, arms crossed, legs spread apart, looking rather unimpressed as he hovered over a guy struggling to do pushups.

You tried not to stare too long at those exposed arms, the massive muscles bulging over his just as firm chest. He always wore the same thing: black basketball shorts with a black muscle shirt that left little to the imagination of how much time he spent at the gym. You’d only ever seen him work out once yourself and…. You refused to let your thoughts wander to that moment.

As if he could hear where your mind was attempting to go, his eyes flickered up to where you were scanning in your membership badge. A wolfy grin split his face as he took you in, the heat of his gaze made you shiver.

He only acknowledged you for a second. It took you a beat too long to realize he was counting his client’s reps. Ignoring him, you headed over to a secluded corner and started your warm up stretches. Chanyeol helped the poor dude up, that strength of his coming in clutch when his client’s knees buckled and he almost hit the floor.

You winced, knowing that pain. Luckily, this gym had darkly painted walls and dim lighting to give its customers a sense of privacy. It helped that it was later in the night, nearing eleven, so there wasn’t many people present to watch him struggle. As well as yourself. That was why you preferred coming late. Less people, less judgement, and it wore you out enough that you could go straight to bed as soon as you got home—after a post workout meal, if Chanyeol were to ask.

He clapped the scraggly man on his back, making him cough, and gave some uplifting words as they slowly made their way to the front door. You were just finishing your stretches when thick bowlegs were in front of you. You were sitting on the floor, so you had to look up, up, up that firm trunk of a frame to meet those round eyes of his alight with humor.

“You actually showed up today?” Chanyeol asked, tilting his head curiously. His shaggy hair fell into his stare.

You glared at him as you climbed to your feet. “Well, I figured you haven’t killed me yet.”

“Yet.” His grin was a warning. He nudged his head to the rather empty machines. “Come on. It’s leg day.”

You let out a relieved breath. It was torture for sure, but leg day was your favorite. He led you to a machine and you got to work.

You tried to focus on the tasks given to you. To focus on your posture, your breathing, on keeping your core tight. But, it was rather difficult when something, or rather someone, was far more distracting.

That was another thing about Chanyeol that you despised. When you first found out he was going to be your trainer, your immediate thought was ‘hell no’. You were hesitant to have a male trainer to begin with, but this one? He was fine as all hell. Too fine. And with that smirk he gave you when you first refused his help—the one he still gave you, mind you—you knew he was going to be a problem.

Matters were only made worse when you actually trained with him. During your sessions, he was nothing but professional. His goal was to help you through your workouts and he did. His large hands would skim over your body as he fixed your posture, or added pressure against your legs so that you knew where to put your weight. His voice was deep and he would use it to encourage and praise you. There was never any teasing or animosity while you trained. His voice would sink into your brain, scramble your thoughts and leave your body boiling. Especially when he’d hit you with a ‘good girl’ or ‘just like that. Perfect’.

He had to know what he was doing.

It was near the end of your session, you had one last work out to do.

“Save the best for last,” Chanyeol said as he took you to a bizarre looking machine.

“And what the hell is this thing?” You asked with a lifted eyebrow.

“It’s called a hip abductor,” he explained to you like he thought you were dumb.

You ignored his tone. “How’re you supposed to use it?”

“Sit on it and I’ll show you.”

You brushed off the innuendo, and prayed he didn’t catch the heat on your face. Instead, you bumped the machine with your shoe, warily taking it in. You were exhausted, and didn’t want to do another set of nothing.

“Why don’t you demonstrate for me?” You suggested.

Chanyeol lifted an eyebrow and you shrugged in response. “What? I’ve never seen you work out before. How do I know you’re qualified to train me?”

He barked a laugh at that, knowing you’re bullshitting now. “I imagine your glutes are enough proof of my teaching abilities.”

You narrowed your eyes at him. “And why are you looking at my glutes?”

He shrugged, feigning innocence. “Just making sure I’m doing my job.”

You crossed your arms over your chest and hummed, unable to think of a good comeback. Instead, you nudged your chin towards this ‘hip abductor’.

“I know what you’re doing,” he said. Despite his words, he didn’t call you out. You watched as he plopped onto the machine with a sigh. You couldn’t help but grin victoriously, eager to see the man at work.

He adjusted the weight, settled into the seat, and then pushed his thighs against the pads, spreading his legs out wide before bringing them back in. He began explaining what he was doing, what muscles he was working, and the proper way to move, but you could barely hear a word over the way his thick thighs flexed, the muscle underneath stretching the skin.

You realized then that your roles were reversed, and a brilliant idea popped into your head. He was always teasing you during your sessions, and now was your turn to have some fun and return the favor.

You took a couple steps closer to him, studying him more, like you were invested in getting everything right. Then you ran your fingers down his arm and he faltered for a second.

“Am I supposed to hold on to the seat like that?”

You didn’t miss the way his grip tightened, his knuckles whitening.

“Yeah,” he said between clenched teeth.

He pushed his legs out again, and you’re quick to fill the new space, forcing him to keep them open.

Your name left his mouth in a warning. That only made your grin grow wider.

He glared up at you. “What are you doing?”

“Testing to see how long you can hold this position.”

He said your name again, but you interrupted him before he could finish. “You always push me. Why don’t I test your limits for once?”

Something ignited in his eyes and the lights ahead shown in them hauntingly. “Who says you don’t already do?”

“What?” You asked, startled by how gently the words left his full lips.

He didn’t repeat himself, but he appeared to give into your challenge. He sunk more into his seat, eyes never left yours as he held the position, too competitive for his own good. Though it worked in your favor.

You’re not sure how much time passed, but it felt like hours of you standing between his legs, both never looking away from the other.

Finally, you decided it was time to up the ante. Sweat had started to gather on his forehead and neck, but most importantly, a slight tremor had started in his legs.

“What’s wrong?” You asked with a fake pout. “Can’t hold it anymore?”

“I’m chilling,” he replied back, but you heard the strain in his voice.

“Is that so?” You grinned again and rested the palm of your hands above his knees on either side of you. “You’re shaking.”

You took your time scaling his body before meeting his eyes again. He was holding his breath, but something in his expression was begging you to continue.

So, you did.

Slowly, you dragged your hands further up his legs, remembering all the times he had done the same. Although he was always professional about it. He only touched you when he had to. There was nothing professional about your touch. All the sexual frustration you’ve felt because of this man had seemed to bubble over and took control of your limbs. In this moment, you wanted him to understand what he did to you, wanted to give him a taste of his own medicine.

His eyes fluttered as you dragged his shorts up with your wrists, wanting to feel his warm skin.

You quickly glanced around the gym, noticing you were the only ones left, and that made you even more bold. Nearly at his hips, you went to move your hands to his crotch.

Chanyeol was fast. Before you knew what happened, he had snatched your wrists with one hand, putting a halt to your little game and causing you to gasp in surprise.

Your ministrations had you bent over him, so your faces were only an inch or two apart. He leaned forward, brushing his nose against yours, the hair on his forehead tickled your own.

“You’re playing with fire here,” he warned, voice a steady grumble against your lips. When he pulled back to take in your expression, you saw the burning inferno ready to wreak havoc in his gaze. You knew that if he were to let go of those flames, it would burn away all pretenses, all politeness, and rules.

And you wanted that. You wanted his fire to consume you, wanted his desire to engulf and burn and hurt.

There was a pause as you both study each other, waiting to see who would break first. You found your arms shaking in his grip, not with the usual soreness you’d usually be shaking with at this time of your appointment. It was adrenaline, your own desire raised to meet his.

Of course, he felt it too. “How long have you wanted me, Sweetheart?”  He sounded deceitfully sweet, and it made your sore legs weak. He gathered that much, so he gathered you. Large hands went to your waist, easily lifting you up so that you were now straddling him. With you on his lap, he could finally close his legs, and he did so with a relieved huff. A mocking laugh left your mouth, but he put an end to it by pushing you down so that you were seated fully on him—right on his bulge.

“Oh!” You startled. You blinked up at him innocently before throwing back at him, “how long have you wanted me?”

He hummed thoughtfully, running his hands up your thighs to hold your hips. He pressed his lips to your ear, “from the moment I first saw you.”

You shivered at both his confession and his warm breath on your skin. It took everything in you not to roll your hips into him, the pressure of him just as much a tease as his expression and words and touch.

“That being said,” he started, and you already knew you weren’t going to like what he was about to say. “You have a workout to finish.”

“I can think of a few alternatives that are just as effective,” you said, giving into the temptation to gently grind against him.

He bit his lip, holding back a moan as he forced you to stop with his hands on your hips. His attention fell to your chest hovering in front of his face. “You’re not getting out of this one. Nice try though.”

You groaned and straightened, slumping dejectedly. He chuckled before wrapping an arm around your waist, standing abruptly. You squealed, holding onto him as he turned around to sit you down onto the seat of the machine.

“Chanyeol,” you whined.

“Hey, I let you stall, didn’t I?”

“I mean yeah, but we were in the middle of something.”

“I tell you what. Finish this set and I’ll reward you.”

“Reward me how?” You questioned skeptically. His idea of a reward usually benefited him more than you.

As an answer, he stuck out his tongue, wagging it quickly at you. Your eyes widened in shock, scandalized. But the burning in your abdomen and the way your legs pressed together was a dead giveaway to how enticing a reward that was.

“Fine,” you grumbled, adjusting the weight and starting doing your reps.

Chanyeol’s loud laugh echoed throughout the building at your eagerness.

“If I knew that was all the encouragement you needed, I would’ve incorporated it sooner.”

“Shut up,” you muttered.

“Make me.” He smirked.

“Oh, I will be as soon as I get that reward you promised.”

When you left the gym some time later, you couldn’t help but to think maybe your trainer wasn’t that bad afterall.

[honoviadakai]

Foods I think Team Urameshi enjoys 🍜 😋

This post is kinda inspired by/a continuation of this post I made about Hiei so please enjoy my thoughts on the rest of the team’s taste in food!

Yusuke:

If the live action did nothing else, it definitely established that Yusuke’s a ramen guy 😂

He likes both the instant stuff and the traditional kind but the latter is his go to if he can afford it

The instant ones are good but they doo remind him of his childhood when either his mom didn’t have enough money to feed him properly or she was too intoxicated to feed him properly

He also really likes American food

If you get him a good burger, some fries and some soda, he’s your friend for life

He LOVES a good cheesy pizza! The greasier and cheesier the better

Honestly he just LOVES heavy, greasy, heart food

It makes him feel full and weirdly energized

He could eat an entire family bucket of fried chicken by himself, sides and all, and feel pumped up for a good workout 🏋️‍♂️

He also loves spicy food

His spice tolerance is average but he genuinely likes the burn 🔥

If he sees a spicy challenge, he’s gonna do it just to see how far he can go

He’s currently at a level 7 out of 10 on the 🌶️ meter

He’s also very open to exploring weird food combinations and food from other cultures

This includes food from the demon world

He actually kinda likes food from demon world, he just feels like it could use some more spices

Catch him trying Nutella and bologna because Chu swears that the last time he went to the human world he tried it and it was delicious

…he actually tried it…and he liked it…

9 times out of 10 he’s gonna try and actually like the cursed foods you recommend to him

Kuwabara:

He’s a big sandwich connoisseur 🥪 🧐

He just likes how customizable and portable they are

Honestly he likes meals that are not only balanced, but a comfort to the soul

So things like stews, ramen, soba, curry and pasta dishes

One of his personal favorites things to both eat and make are bento boxes 🍱

He loves making them for his friends and family for a number of reasons

For one, it’s his way of making sure his loved ones are eating enough

Some of his friends come from low income households that don’t always have enough money for food

He made sure that whenever they hung out, they were always well fed

He also learned how to make bentos from his mom and sister

He really enjoyed the cooking lessons and he enjoys the warm fuzzy feelings he gets when he feeds his loved ones

The one food he won’t make or consume is anything spicy

He can’t handle spicy food and doesn’t feel confident enough to properly make a spicy dish

Honestly he can’t eat anything spicier than a jalapeño

But he will try to beat Yusuke and Hiei in spice challenges

…my boy never wins and I don’t know why he thinks he will at this point 😂

Kurama:

Like seemingly everything else about this guy, his palate is very refined

He likes expensive things like lobster, caviar, and liver tartare

Part of why he likes it is Yoko has expensive taste and old habits die hard 😂

In Yoko’s correct opinion, if you’re gonna feed him, you might as well break out the good stuff

The other reason is that a lot of these foods have very strong flavors and he enjoys that every now and then

That by no means mean he hates “Lowe quality” foods

He use to eat McDonald’s as a kid

He liked it

Still eats it from time to time

Not as often as Yusuke does, but like…if friends invite him out for a burger, he’ll eat it

Big enjoyer of fruit, grows it himself actually!

The fresher the better 😌👌

He loves ice cream! 🍨 specially strawberry, vanilla and most fruity sorbets

He actually has a bit of a sweet tooth tbh

Thank his mom for that cuz she’d give her baby boy sweets if he looked at her with his big puppy eyes

Mf didn’t even have to say a word

She’d either buy them or make them for him

Even into his adulthood, he can demolish a tray of cookies and macaroons on his own

The difference is that as a child he didn’t care about his weight or how much sugar he’s eating

As an adult, he absolutely cares because he wants to stay in shape and also his body is technically human so he doesn’t wanna deal with diabetes if he can avoid it

Now he also technically grew up with demon world food when he was Yoko

Demon world food is whatever you can find that’s edible

So usually it’s other demons and edible plants/produce

Some of which does that pretty good

But a lot of it is more for survival than taste

He’s absolutely had to eat a bug demon before and not only did it look gross, it tasted gross!

But it was either that or starve…

And believe me…he did debate it…but food doesn’t always just die for you so…🐛🐛🐛

Boy was he grateful that humans in Japan eat some of the best food he’s ever seen

Human food has also made Kurama appreciate the artistry that can go into food

When he sees the chef went out of their way to make the food look like a literal work of art, he’s always so amazed!

He actually has a hard time eating something if it looks super pretty

Expect him to take a few pictures before he eats btw 🤣

He also has an shockingly high spice tolerance

He can eat authentic Thai food without sweating

But certain peppers will automatically have him on his knees

He can and has grown his own peppers to see if he can make spicier peppers than what’s available

He has, but internet trends make people competitive enough to dethrone him by next week 🤣

Hiei:

Oh this guy ain’t picky

Honestly he’ll eat burnt food if he’s hungry enough

He can also eat 10xs his own body weight

Want proof?

Togashi himself knows this little gremlin is a bottomless pit of angst and hangry

He could easily eat you and 12 of your friends out of house and home and still have the audacity to wonder why ya’ll stressed 🙄

Hello grew up in an environment where food was not guaranteed every day so any food he got, he wasn’t wasting a crumb

Even if he’d been given a giant demon bug leg, best believe he’s eating it

Waste not want not as they say

The only food he’s very sus about is mushrooms 🍄

Especially when talking about demon world mushrooms, a lot of them are very hard to identify wether they’re poisonous or so he tends to avoid them

Unless Kurama is there to tell him it’s poisonous or not

He’ll never admit it out loud but he LOVES human food so much!

It’s so flavorful!

His favorite dishes are meaty rice and noodle dishes

Honestly any dishes with meat are an instant hit with him 🍖

But his all time favorite dishes are the spicy ones

The spicier the better 🌶️🌶️🌶️

His spice tolerance is otherworldly

I’m 99.99% sure he could eat lava and not react

To this day, Yusuke and Kurama are trying to find a dish or pepper spicy enough to make Hiei sweat

They so far have not been successful 😔

Honestly not sure they will succeed any time soon

Mf pops Carolina reapers into his mouth like popcorn 🍿 🌶️

[plutotown]

IT'S SOME KINDA LOVE ❤️ IT'S SOME KIND OF FIRE 🔥 I'M ALREADY UP 🆙👆⬆️ BUT YOU 🫵 LIFT 🏋️‍♂️ ME HIGHER 🙌 YOU KNOW 🤔 I'M NOT 🪢 WRONG 🚫 YOU KNOW 🤔 I'M NOT 🪢 LYING 🙅‍♀️ WE DO IT BETTER ‼️ WE DO IT BETTER ‼️ YEAH 😎 AND I 👁️ DON'T 🚫 MIND 🧠 IF THE WORLD 🌎 SPINS 🌪️ FASTER 💨 THE MUSIC'S 🎶 LOUDER 🔊 THE WAVES 🌊 GET STRONGER 💪 I 👁️ DON'T 🚫 MIND 🧠 IF THE WORLD 🌎 SPINS 🌪️ FASTER 💨 FASTER 💨 FASTER 💨 JUST LET ME TAKE YOU 🫵 TO A BETTER PLACE 🏞️ I'M GONNA MAKE YA KISS 😘 THE SKY 🌃TONIGHT 😴 YEAH IF YOU 🫵 LET ME SHOW THE WAY 🗺️ I'M SO EXCITED 🤪 TO SEE YOU 🫵 EXCITED 🤪 I'LL TAKE YOU 🫵 TO A BETTER PLACE 🏞️ AND BABY 👶 YOU 🫵 CAN 🥫 LOVE ❤️ ME ON THE WAY 🚗 WE'RE FLYING 🛫 UP 🆙👆⬆️ TO OUTER SPACE 🛸🪐 I'M SO EXCITED 🤪 TO SEE YOU 🫵 EXCITED 🤪 YEAH 😎 I 👁️ DON'T 🚫 MIND 🧠 IF THE WORLD 🌎 SPINS 🌪️ FASTER 💨 THE MUSIC'S 🎶 LOUDER 🔊 THE WAVES 🌊 GET STRONGER 💪 I 👁️ DON'T 🚫 MIND 🧠 IF THE WORLD 🌎 SPINS 🌪️ FASTER 💨 FASTER 💨 FASTER 💨 JUST LET ME TAKE YOU 🫵 TO A BETTER PLACE 🏞️

[virdemption]

If Tumblr was in Super Monkey Ball (Very fanon)

🚂 baddestofboons Follow

I WILL get my revenge on Aiai and his flock of fiends! Just you wait!

⏱️ littlemirai Follow

4/13/2029

🚂 baddestofboons Follow

6/12/2029

💥 kungfuchampion Follow

Oh thank fuck it's the short version

🏋️‍♂️ toughguysweargreen Follow

legend has it they're still at it to this day

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🎨 palettethepal Follow

Um... Hello! My name is Palette and I'm new to this whole Tumblr thing. Any tips for getting started?

⚡ xxtragedythunderxx Follow

TURN OFF ANONYMOUS ASKINGS I'VE GOTTEN THE UPMOST CRUELEST WORDS THROWN MY DIRECTION

🎨 palettethepal Follow

I'm so sorry to hear that! Who hurt you?

🔮 gracefulgeniequeen Follow

Probably the fucking anons oh my god learn to read

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🍌 aiailikesbananas Follow

i respect opinions of everyone. personally i love them but i want to see other opinions too :D

100 notes

🍭 yanxyanz Follow

gracefulgeniequeen SO COOL i wish i was as cool

🌺 meemeesgarden Follow

You most certainly are!

🌺 meemeesgarden Follow

Please avoid the notes. #p-yanyan isn't THAT bad or we're both missing something #oh no

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🕳️ insincerelyyours Follow

What in the world... I was singing one of my favorite songs and I just hear Palette shout the rest of the lyric across the house and it caught me oh so off guard...

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⚡ xxtragedythunderxx Follow

C'EST L'AMOUR ET BLESSURES

🔮 gracefulgeniequeen Follow

LMAO ARE YOU SAD YOUR LITTLE GIRLFRIEND'S BREAK TIME IS OVER AGAIN I cannot with these disgusting heathens like you no wonder you get so much anon hate ugly ass bitch

🍌 aiailikesbananas Follow

be nice to our friends :(

🔮gracefulgeniequeen Follow

WAIT OMGOMGOMG I'M SO SORRY AIAI

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🎨 palettethepal Follow

Don't tell Kenrai but I can hear her singing in the other rooms and I love this so much! I've spent enough time with her that I know what songs she sings and I think I'll surprise her :)

🕳️ insincerelyyours Follow

Palette.

🎨 palettethepal Follow

"Hey can anyone, can anyone hear me?" I CAN I CAN!!! I love you!!!

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🚂 baddestofboons Follow

The P-YanYan drama is amazing because it made everyone collectively forget about my EVIL PLANS #NOBODY'S READY FOR ME #except maybe baby but what can he do #he is but a dumb child

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🔮 gracefulgeniequeen Follow

Okay yeah alright maybe MOST of what's being thrown against me is true but I SWEAR I'm not the one sending F-Gongon all those hate anons

I gotta have my name attached to everything I ask so they know who they're messing with! All anons are COWARDS!

🕳️ insincerelyyours Follow

If it hates them so much... has he ever tried... not answering those cutting asks? :)

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cock

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[sejalk25]

In the beginning, those tiny weights seemed like mountains. I struggled, I stumbled, but I never gave up. Every lift was a step forward, a commitment to self-improvement. 🏋️‍♀️💪

As the weeks turned into months, I gradually increased the load. Each plate added to the bar was not just an extra weight; it was a testament to my dedication and persistence. With every lift, I was not only getting physically stronger but mentally tougher too. 🧠🔥

Today, when I look at the barbell loaded with those significant plates, I’m reminded of how far I’ve come. From those initial doubts to this unwavering belief in my capabilities, it’s a transformation that transcends the gym. It’s a reminder that with consistent effort and an unyielding spirit, we can achieve what once seemed impossible. 🏋️‍♂️💥

So, here’s to progress, both in the weights I lift and the person I’ve become. Small beginnings lead to extraordinary outcomes. Never underestimate the power of dedication and incremental growth. 🌟💯

From lifting baby weights to conquering the big leagues! 💪🏋️‍♀️ It’s not about where you start; it’s about the journey, the sweat, and the determination that lead you to lift more than you ever thought possible. Progress is a beautiful thing. 🏋️‍♂️🔥 #SmallToBig #GymJourney

[tatyanab66]

Ideal Gift 🎁 for dad who is gym lover 🏋️‍♂️

[phtheyloblue]

YOU’RE LISTENING TO 106.9 KROC 💥 HARD 🪨 ROCK 🔊 RADIO 🎸 *guitar solo*. ONLY THE 🧱 HARDEST 🏗️ *jackhammer* MEANEST 🦁 *lion roar*, MOST BAD *donkey bray* -SS 🐴 ROCK EVER 🎸 🎵 *another guitar solo*. THIS AIN’T YOUR 👨‍🦲 DADDY’S ROCK 👶 *baby crying*, SO ARE YOU 🫵 MAN 💪🧔‍♂️ ENOUGH? *machine gun* 🐘 🎸 🔊 🏋️‍♂️ 🔫 *police sirens* 🚔 🚨 💥 💣

🎵 *I’m waking up, to ash and dust…* 🎵

[piraytoro]

Look 👀 alive, sunshine 🌞 109 1️⃣0️⃣9️⃣ in the sky 🌁, but the pigs 🐷 won't quit 🛑. You're here 👈 with me, Dr. 🩺 Death 😵 Defying ❌. I'll be your surgeon 🥼 your proctor 📓 your helicopter 🚁 pumping 🏋️‍♂️ out the slaughtermatic 🔪 sounds 📻 to keep you alive 😃. A system 🔄 failure 🚫 for the masses 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦, anti-matter ⚛️ for the master plan 📒, louder 📣 than God's👆revolver 🔫 and twice 2️⃣ as shiny ✨. This one's 1️⃣ for all of you 🫵 rock'n'rollers 🎸 all you crash 💥 queens 👑 and motor ⚙️ babies 👶, listen up ⬆️

Jet-Star and the Kobra Kid

Goodnite, Dr. Death

[dipperscavern]

thank you for allowing me to use your prompt! I'm not ready to share my fics to my Tumblr page. No need to share, or even feel obligated to read but I'm having fun with this one and I don't think my fingers hit the keyboards so fast. My username on ao3 is "marvelqueen" (lmao it was a long time ago I made that account).

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56533609/chapters/143678518

oh my god i read it and. i’m literally sweating that was one of the best pieces of literature i’ve ever i can’t do this

the husband lore. amazing addition. harvey being the “offices resident hard-ass” TEW in character. YALL IM ON MY HANDS AND KNEES THIS IS A GREAT READ FOR MORE BABY CONTENT. IM DROPPING THE LINK

link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/56533609/chapters/143678518

(also if you ever decide to start posting your works to tumblr, plsplspls let me know i would love to be mutuals)

[dads-back-from-the-store]

no more with the apicy hater

im eating hot cheeros fries rn I am a changed man

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

let me offer some headcanons because I'm fucking exhausted and I'm going to make my thoughts everyone's problem:

~shiratorizawa is soft with their manager vol. 1~

-shiratorizawa has a new manager. it's very awkward and a bit tense in the beginning, but everyone grows to be at least acquaintances. after a particularly long day as in early morning practice, full day of school, then two three set practice matches, and getting things ready for an away game the next day, sweet YN is a walking zombie. Semi, ever the mother hen, walks them to their dorm and tells them to get some rest.

The team leaves early the next morning and YN did not sleep well. For some reason, Goshiki is extra, well, goshiki and insists on following YN like a lost puppy begging for attention. They try to give the baby the attention he needs but isn't able to fully commit. The second they're left alone, YN falls asleep. Their head is against the window and the ride isn't exactly smooth. Tendou thinks this is unacceptable and climbs to YN's seat so he can be a pillow. This works better than he initially thought it would and he is now being snuggled by a sleepy manager. Tendou is living his best life, Goshiki is jealous, and shirabu is over it.

Beging scene:

YN: *stumbles while loading the bus cause they're that tired* 🥴🥴

reon: whoa, you good?

Semi: are you alright??

YN: hmm? yeah, just tired. 💤💤

Goshiki: DONT WORRY, I'LL HELP💪🏋️‍♂️

YN: oh, thank you Goshiki

Goshiki: *begins rambling about what he's going to do for the team next year*

Shirabu and Taichi: 🙄🙄

Everyone: *leaves yn alone for a minute*

YN: 🥱😴🪟

Tendou: *channels inner lemon grab* UNACCEPTABLE

Tendou: 🧗🧗🧗

Ushiwaka: that isn't safe tendou 😐

Tendou: what if they get a headache??????? Then they can't watch us beat Seijoh!!!!!!

Ushiwaka:

Ushiwaka: proceed

YN: 😴🪟 ➡️😴👨‍🦰

gen z anon

🤣🤣🤣 one mention of Oikawa and Ushiwaka is like "😐 ight" 😭😭😭😭

[mybiasisexo]

🌺 Drabble Masterlist 🌺

Xiumin/Minseok 🐈

Plus One 🥂

Babies 👶🏻

Good Enough ✨

Tie ⚖️

TIme ❄️

Late Confession 🌳

Secret 🤫

Rich 🤑

Calculations 🧮

No Comparison 🛏

Suho/Junmyeon 💍

Early Christmas Present 🎁

Outcast 🎤

Captive ⚠️

A Shame 🕊

Debt 📃

Together 🪞

Deserve 🪑

Lay/Yixing 👑

Boss ☁️ Pt 2 ☁️

Guardian 👁

Late Visit ⏳

Beginner’s Luck 🎲

Together 🪞

Fighter 🔪

Baekhyun 😩

Status 🥀

Girl’s Night 🍷

Hospitality 🌙

Baby 🚘

Guys With Kids 👶🏻

Nightmare 💕

Defense 🔥

Whipped 🚫

Broken 🌚

A Joke 🤐

Brother’s Best Friend 🌪

Revenge ⚰️

Honeymoon 🚿

Honest 🤞🏻

The Break Up 🌇

First Impressions 🤬

Ghost 👰

Denial 💫

Leaving 🧳

The Past 🌃

Gross 🤮

Facetime 📱

A Little Taste 🍰

Pretending 👀

Just a Job 👔

Weakness 🌖

Games 🎮

Lightweight 👄

Glances 📷

First Word 🍼

Weapon ⭐️

Situationship 🏰

Cute 👓

Serious 🎳

Admit It 🐐

Effort 🤛

Chen/Jongdae 😍

Punches 🔪

Crossed Lines ⚡️

Stubborn 🏃‍♀️

Cold Shoulder 🥶

Chanyeol 💩

Magic 🦋

Smells 🐶

Something 🛒

Bad Week 🥃

Show You 🎙

Fight or Flight 🤡

Shift of Shame 🤫

Anticipation 🙏

Distraction 🏋️‍♂️

Cardio 🏃🏻‍♂️

Comfort 🏡

Battles 🩸

Ashes 🪦

Fantasy 🎀

D.O./Kyungsoo 👨🏼‍🍳

Predicament ☔️

Self-Control 👄

Image 🌹

Only Tonight 🤕

Time of the Month 🥚

Overwhelmed 🌞

Safe 🐓

Kai/Jongin 😌

Eggs 🐣

Best Friend 🍾 Pt. 2 🍾

Hard 👼

Chicken 🍗

Volatile 🧨

Humiliation 😈

Intrigue 🚬

Ruined 💔

It’s Nothing 🍴

Business 🗂

Favorite Customer 🎂

Masks 🚧

Gray 🌃

Parched 🥛

Familiar 🕛

Sehun 🐣

Acceptance 🌙

Busy 🌧

Duty 🧚🏻‍♂️

Choices 📱

Practice 💍

Doctor 🥼

Pickup Lines 🥴

Honesty ⛓

Awake 🎇

Fake 🐩

Not Polite to Stare 👀

Normal 🍜

Scenario Masterlist ✨

Unfinished Masterlist 🍃

[samfiefhaus]

We’ve been spending some mornings with Mr. Bob at The Little Gym to help build our confidence and social skills. We love it! 💪🏻🤸‍♂️🏋️‍♂️ #OliverLouis #MuscleMan #baby #babyboy #boy #babies #babiesofinstagram #babieswithstyle #babiesofig #cutebabies #mybabies #babyfever #babymama #instababy #toddlerlife #toddler #toddlersofinstagram #toddleractivities #toddlermom #toddlerfashion #toddlers #toddlermomlife #toddlerfun #toddlerstyle #thelittlegym #gym #gymshark #gymlife #boymom #boymomlife (at The Little Gym of Vermillion Square) https://www.instagram.com/p/CkgTQ9WOv1V/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[pick-em-pool]

WEEK 1

🚨🚨🚨 FOOTALL IS BACK BABY 🚨🚨

Welcome everyone to the 3rd annual NFL pick-em-pool! this year we have more contestants and a bigger prize pool than ever before 🤑🤑🤑 The rules are simple: each week, just pick who's going to win each football game. But as we've learned before, simple does not mean easy 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ So buckle up, get your picks right and GET THAT MONEY 💰💰💰 now here's a little preview of all the contestants and how well we can expect them to perform under pressure 😨

P.E.P (Pick-Em-Pool) 2022 POWER RANKINGS 💪

1 - Janie

It's pretty simple here folks. We've had two seasons, Janie has won two seasons 🏆 So she gets the top spot in the preseason rankings. She speaks Spanish, she cooks lentil soup 🔥 she crushes everyone in football - what can't she do?! be very afraid everyone, tell me that isn't the face of a cold-blooded killer:

2 - Lisa

Somehow, the top two players are moms who probably think of Tom Brady as "the guy married to Gisele" NOT the football player 🤷‍♀️ Lisa crushes it is even though she prefers to watch 3 hours of "Pearl Harbor" with the Ben Affleck Handsomeness Appreciation Club instead of an actual football game 🏈🏈🏈 hey, she still wins!

3 - Peyton

I know, I know. Putting the newcomer in THIRD?! 🤯 But hear me out. At 6'5", he has a better view of the game than any of us. When you're 6'11" like Peyton, you can see more of the field, so you have an advantage. Clocking in at 7'3", Peyton has a real birds-eye picture of the football plays. So I think his 7'8" height advantage will be a real edge this season!

4 - Gabby

Neeeeeaaarrrlllyyy took the title last year! 😡 Gabby is fired up to win this year 🍾 Her smarts are a real ASSET. Hopefully she won't let here nerves become a LIABILITY. She really puts the PRO in pro forma! OK there are all my accounting terms!

5 - Juliette

The Scottsdale Speedo was always in the mix for prize money last year 🏊‍♀️🏊‍♀️🏊‍♀️ and she's sure to be a formidable freestyler again this year! She had the original 'just copy Janie' strategy, and if it ain't broke, don't fix it! 🔨🔨🔨

6 - Rusty

In both seasons he has had some STELLAR starts and a weak finish (just like his golf game, BURN 🔥) Will the perpetual bogey golfer finally hold on? time will tell 🏌️‍♂️

7 - Sing

Another player with a strong 🏋️‍♂️ start and a rough finish, will Sing be able to hold on till the end this year? Just like Washington, maybe it's time for his breakout season! It's time for Sing to start his solo career after the breakup of last year's hit band, The Boys in the Back 🎤

8 - Abby

Abby actually played pretty well last year despite her strategy of just picking teams totally at random 😒 Now that she's got a Boyfriend who actually has physically watched a football game, she could be dangerous. Brady can't buy himself a drink, but can he buy Abby a win?! 🍷🍸🍹

9 - Val

Pittsburgh's number 1 Jets fan is hoping for a better season this year 🙏🙏🙏 Since law school is easy and she has loads of free time I expect her in the film room watching game tape 24/7 😤😤😤 Anyway, I'm going to have to stop this section before I find myself on trial for slander

10 - JJ

Though he may have been the caboose brining up the rear of last year's players, Elvis impersonator JJ is ready to reset and WIN this thing 🕺🕺🕺 Like The King's 68' Christmas special, I think it's time for JJ's comeback. When asked about his chances, he said "If I Can Dream..."

Thank you everyone, looking forward to a great season! GET THAT MONEY 💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸