#b*tchface

[kopimoss]

I have 2 different play styles

[dangerouspersonabouquetsblog]

❗❗FlashWarning ❗❗

Nightswan Cannons:

•Motherrrr 🙌🙌

• Is a human

•Has a resting b!tchface

• Had two affairs?( Traveler &Cygnus)

• is Formerly known as Leda Nox ( she as a name yess!!!

• Mother of the year Award 🏆

• Serve!!!

• went coo coo over something

•has a short fuse

• Obsessed with Perfectionism

•Failed as a ballerina (what??)

• Tries to take over the danceverse and build her emporium

• Hopes Jack steps into her footsteps

•Neglects her child

• is obviously into witchcraft

Edit: When you realize that Nightswan is a reference to Black Swan

Mind.Blown.🤯

[jsw029]

Montaditos with Monty and his mom. We met Monty on a Mediterranean cruise last year and have stayed in touch. He lives on the east coast but was visiting Las Vegas, and we were fortunate to get together for some drinks.

Montaditos [Tartufo, Bresaola, Flamin’ Hot Cheeto, Cuban, Brie, and Turkey], Meat & Cheese Board, and Cocktails [Propane & Propane Accessories, Taryn’s B*tchface, and Famous Bin Mary]

When: Dinner Where: @bin702 Who: Lynn, Monty and Mom Creamer

Amount Spent: $97.00 Amount Spent YTD: $2,391.20

#myterriblediet

https://www.instagram.com/p/C6l8s6ux0I3/

[archivistsammy]

You just thought I was a dick.

[coporolight]

[parasoc1al]

Day 2

height

I’m 175cm or 5′9.

I used to hate my height because i was taller than everyone in my year when i was little, but now i really like it :) i also have a resting b!tchface so when i walk around in school people seem terrified of me and i love it!!! hehe

[smoosie]

My favorite thing about your genderfluid Crowley is how sassy and sarcastic they look 100% of the time. They are tired of this shit and not afraid for everyone to know it, and I think that’s very cash money of them

That’s just his resting b*tchface

[warriorsbutnotreally]

The reason I changed Birchface's name to Larchface was because I couldn't help but see Birchface as B*tchface lol.

that's fair dsfahk

I've done the same thing before tbh

[petitelepus]

Hello? If you're not overwhelmed with requests already, could I get a MTMTE matchup please? Yandere or not, I'll be fine with either.

I'm non-binary and honestly I always fall for the antagonists regardless of their gender. I really love villains. I'm tiny, like really petite, I sometimes joke that I'm pocket-sized. I guess that it wouldn't really be a joke anymore if I'm around Cybertronians lol.

If zodiac and MBTI matters here; INFJ, Virgo sun, Libra moon, Taurus rising. I'm usually calm and relatively low-energy. I have a resting b!tchface and I don't smile or laugh too often, especially not around people I don't know too well, so others often assume I'm either not a nice person or lost in thought. I'm working on that, I don't wanna seem scary because I'm actually a kind and empathetic person, or at least I think I am. I always think of others before I think of myself and I'm always eager to help even if I don't like someone very much. I guess I'm somewhat of a caretaker type.

One of my dorm roommates said that I'm way too nice and that I care too much about others and that it must be a sad life. I just don't see a reason to be an asshole and not care about others. I like making others smile. But that doesn't mean I don't have a spine: if I think something is wrong or someone is saying hurftul things etc, I'll voice my opinion, even if everyone around is against me and if it'll get me in trouble. Does it count as having a problem with authorities? I'm not sure.

I have self-esteem issues and I tend to overthink stuff, I always worry about being a burden to others and I don't like asking for help myself. I'm an artist, I usually do digital art or traditional sketches with coloured pencils. I'm also a linguistics major, I like learning new languages, I'm interested in history and psychology, I like simulation games and RPGs, and my taste in music ranges from classical to rock and metal to chiptune. I'm a masochist, but I'm also affection-starved and kinda need a hug lol.

That's all, I hope it wasn't too much info, feel free to ignore this if it is too much, don't overwhelm yourself, drink water and stay safe! Bye bye and thank you in advance! 💖

I match you with Cyclonus and Tailgate!

Okay, for starters, you may appear a little scary, MUCH like Cyclonus did at first, but people who you trust to get to know the real you, MUCH like Tailgate! These two saw each other in you, but they fell for you for being yourself.

INFJ people usually see that helping others is their meaning of life and Virgos are famous for being kind and sympathetic people, just like you! You care for Cyclonus and try to be there for him so he doesn't have to harm himself to deal with the sadness.

That goes to Tailgate also. When the minibot is about to have a panic attack you hug him close so his helm rests against your chest and you start humming a song from your childhood until he calms down.

Your kindness is your greatest weapon and you harness it with a steady mind and hand. Tailgate loves it how you want everyone to be happy and he is a little sad that he doesn't have a mouth so he could smile, but his happy tone tells you always when he is smiling.

If some mechs are talking bad about Cyclonus' past as a Decepticon, you're there to defend him and tell the bots that past it what it is. Gone and what matters is what Cyclonus does in the future. The purple mech is glad to hear you think so highly. Noble and kind words.

When you start worrying and overthinking things, Tailgate and Cyclonus are there for you, just like how you have been there for them. Tailgate will remind you how kind and amazing you are and Cyclonus is nodding alongside your Conjunx.

The little minibot actually LOVES seeing you draw. You try to actually teach him and he is certainly eager to learn. If you're interested in history, Cyclonus is your mech. He is old and experienced so he can tell you what you want to learn about Cybertron's history.

GAMES! Tailgate LOVES games and Cyclonus actually doesn't mind them either. They are both interested in them since Cybertronians don't really have them.

These two will gently dom you if you want and let them. Tailgate is actually the bossy one out of all three of you. He is a little needy, but that only plays for his favor when he demands attention from you and Cyclonus. Cyclonus can dominate also, but he rather lavishes you two with all the love he holds for both of you.

Getaway is Yandere for you!

At first, he approached you with kindness and willingness to make friends and perhaps even more. He wasn't shy about his partners' species so you being human didn't bother him one bit.

But as time passed and he became corrupted, he turned you into a thing to use against Cyclonus and Tailgate. He tried to win you over just to mess with them, but he didn't plan to actually fall for you.

Getaway is a smooth talker and he tries every trick he knows to win you over, but your heart belongs to Cyclonus and Tailgate. So as he plans on dumbing Rodimus and others to Necrobot's planet he makes plans on hiding you away in his habsuite where no one from the crew comes looking for you when they expect you to be with Rodimus and others....! That's when you're his to do what he wants with.

[possesserliker]

I'm gonna make a post with all of the askeble characters because I want to.

Mark, a gay enderman who doesn't straight up murder you when you stare.

Jason, another enderman who just wants to be left the frick alone

Johny, he is a vindictator. His name is Johny because a player failed at writting Johnny. He throws his axe instead of running at you.

Jerry, a baby villager adopted by Johny and Evi after a successful raid. Because of taking him they are no longer allowed on raids.

Evi, an evoker, unlike other evoker's he isn't afraid of letting a laugh slip. Other than that he is a constant b*tchface.

Perry, he is not a platypus(?) nor a secret agent(sort of). He is a pillager that goes on patrols but is not a fan of leading. He is scared of vindictators and uncomfortable around evoker's.

Steve, a enthusiastic stray that collects sticks. The moment he knows your name tho he can be an incredible flirt.

Cale, a creeper. He was thrown out by his kin because he was uninterested in hunting down humans. He has a habit of 'huming' while walking, well, as much as a creeper can properly hum.

Henry, a husk. He is in a relationship with a drowned and can be a real meany. He has a giant library on terrible pick-up lines tho.

Zack, a grown zombie. He is easily woried about tiny things he shouldn't worry about. Like mini falling of his shoulders.

Mini Zack, he is a baby zombie but don't be fooled, he will insult you and disrespect your bloodline. He is not related to Zack.

Lyla, a spider. A sl*ty spider. They don't have a true gender. They travel with Cale a lot and are quite the nuisance. They insist on having Peppin ride their back.

Peppin, a skeleton. Even tho I forgot on this drawing, he wears a small chain with a clover on it around his neck he somehow managed to trade for arows. He does NOT want to ride Lyla's back.

Gasby, a ghast. He isn't the crying type and actually once let Peppin and Darrel(when there was no nether update) ride his back.

Melanie, a female ghast. She is a rather cheery ghast and is Gasby his student. She often comforts Garry and follows Gasby EVERYWHERE.

Garry, also a ghast. He whines like a little b and follows Melanie everywhere. He is almost completely red because of crying all the time. He has no trainer yet but Gasby intends on taking him after Melanie.

Ignore the 2 on the left side lol

Bram, a blaze. Even tho all male blazes look like each other there is a simple difference with him. He is spotless and I mean SPOTLESS. He is rather cold but warms up to you once you know him. He then is a darling.

Bob, another blaze. He is a student of Bram and very untidy. He gets a lot of lectures from Bram about everything but he doesn't really care.

Wilson, MY SWEET BABY. He is a wither skeleton. He is a trainee. He got attacked by Iggy when he was young, it left him his scar. He got placed with one of the high rank wither skeletons because of the attack. Marrin sees him as his child.

Marrin, a wither skeleton. He is rather high ranked because the left head of the wither forced the other 2 to come and oversee his training. No one knows why but it has happened several times. He owns a iron sword and is Wilson's father figure. He had a relationship with Darol once.

Iggy, he is a piglin. He is very rude and distant. He had a relationship with Lorence but it ended... bad. Because of that he has become very distant. He is sorry.

Darol, a zombie pigman. He raised Iggy before the nether update. After that he and the other zombie pigman just... disappeard they are now in a sort of void in between the world and the home of Herobrine. When he was 'alive' tho he used to help people around the nether. Like the lost Peppin when he was a child. He had a relationship with Marrin once.

Lorence, a zombified piglin. He is nicknamed Larry. He is creative and dreamy. He is a friendly boy and would play guitar if he could. He is respected in his tribe for his creativity and gets along with quite some people. He avoids Iggy tho.

Oscar, a guardian. I like imagining they have fins k. He is a high class guardian because they judge on looks rather then strength. He is curious about anything out of the 'castle'. He doesn't get to leave often.

Dave, a wandering drowned. He always has his trident and his lucky shell around his neck. He normally stays away from land. By not doing that once he did meet Henry tho.

BOSS MOBS

Herobrine, I'm not typing all of that again;-;

Ended Dragon. The ended Dragon is actually genderless and prefers being called they/them. They are very calm and friendly if you treat them right.

Wither, the wither is 3 different people.

Left: He is called William. He is a laid back and friendly one. He is also the one that gets the others in trouble.

Middle: He is Willy. He is the leader of the 3. He always forgets William's name and as a result calls him 'Carl'. He is supposed to keep things under control. This obviously doesn't work.

Right: He is named Edward. He is the worker of the bunch. He rarely talks and is very cold.

Not a lot of people know but the 3 forming the wither can split up. This happens the moment they are alone. They are practically a group of children that need to make a group work but don't get along at all. When it is nether night time they sometimes go to the dorms. When someone is in the hallway they try to have a chat. This is why the day crew rushed to bed and the night crew rushes to work.

Elder guardian: oh he, he is one son of a b. He is good at tricking people. He will always get what he wants and doesn't hesitate to do so, even if he hurts feelings. He has this intense stare that feels like he's looking into your soul.

This took 20% battery and my fingers but it was worth it.

[dangerouspersonabouquetsblog]

Some head cannons

Starting with the teams favorite

Jack Rose 🌹

•Nicknames :Jackie, Treasure , Phoenix (the bird)

Rosie,Dark Prince, Swan,

Rosebud ( by Wanderlust)

• Has a resting b!tchface

• has Mommy issues

•Claustrophohic af

•Paranoid af

•Anxiety

• Judges you in Rose

• Slightly Snobby

• Hard Shell soft Core ( Only Siha can crack it )

• Was a fan of rap in his teenage years his Idol was obviously eminen

• Idols now : Freddie Mercury( Jacks moves & Mic were inspired by him?)

• practised Freddies moves.

• has a bromance With Wanderlust?

• Frequently questions everything raising his brow be like: 🤨

• His mother Calls him "Treasure " or "My Phoenix"(the bird risen Phoenix chose the reference to the art of Jacks Statue )

• Needs Dr.Phil ( Who is the father?)

• Gets teased frequently by brezianna which irritates the sht out of him.

• Met Siha &Traveler when he was a kid

[mellifluoushood]

Hi, can I pls get a ship? I’m quiet around people who don’t know me, my resting b*tchface can scare people away at first, but once you get to know me I don’t shut up 😂 I’m pretty funny, love having fun and I don’t take life too seriously, I’m very honest/loyal and always there for a friend in need. I would do anything for the people I love. My hobbies include writing, reading and singing. I have light brown hair, green eyes and am around 5’5. Thank you so much for spreading positivity 🤍

Of course, my dear! Everyone needs a good dose of positivity!

Ship: Ashton | Calum | Luke | Michael

Reason: You and Calum have similar personalities, so it would mix well. You both seem like you have similar outlooks on life as well so that would be a good glue to your relationship! I can see you guys reading together outside in the sun with Duke. I’m gonna stop myself before I start crying-

Blurb:

“Whatcha reading?” You hum, wrapping your arms around his shoulders. Calum’s sitting back in a lounge chair near the pool, his tan chest bare in the sunlight, soaking up as much Vitamin D as possible.

“Nothing incredible,” he sighs, closing the cover of his book and looking up at you. His skin glows in the sun, his eyes reflecting like glitter in its rays. 

“Hmm, do you want a recommendation?”

“Oh god, please,” he drags out, tossing the paperback to the lounge sitting next to him.

“The Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by James Joyce,” you say definitively. He raises his eyebrows,

“No synopsis, no nothing?”

“You need to read it to experience it. The only thing I will say is don’t focus on the story the narrator is telling it. Look at how the story is being told.”

“God, you’re so smart,” he mutters, leaning up to press a gentle kiss to the underside of your jaw.

Best Friend: Ashton | Calum | Luke | Michael

Reason: You would bond over your loyalty and honesty to your friends, making you the power platonic duo of friendships.

CALM Song + Lyric: Lover of Mine - “Kaleidoscope mind gets in the way”

Compliment: You sound like an amazing person to have as a friend! Loyalty and honesty will get you so many places, but don’t ever forget to put yourself first! You sound beautiful inside and out!

[gigglyirwin]

Hi, can I pls get a ship? 🥺👉🏼👈🏼 I’m quiet around people who don’t know me, my resting b*tchface can scare people away at first, but once you get to know me I don’t shut up 😂 I’m pretty funny, love having fun and I don’t take life too seriously, I’m very honest/loyal and always there for a friend in need. I would do anything for the people I love. My hobbies include writing, reading and singing/making music. Thank you so much & I love you, you’re amazing 🤍

ship: | calum | michael | ashton | luke |

Luke wasn’t feeling good and you could tell. He tossed and turned all throughout the night and today, he was cooped up on the couch under a couple blankets. He was in and out of sleep all day, but wouldn’t admit to not feeling good.

It wasn’t until his fever spiked that he became truly miserable. He looked pitiful, super pale and just completely out of it. You brought him some medicine to lower the fever and a mug of tea, hoping that would help too.

“Can you sing to me?” Luke asked. He had his head on your chest, completely snuggled up to you.

“Sure,” you smiled. Luke loved it when you sang to him. He always sang to you when you were sick or couldn’t sleep, so it was only fair that you return the favor.

best friend:  | calum | michael | ashton | luke |

CALM lyric: “call me in the morning to apologize”

Compliment: i love your icon and the gif of your header. love ariana and the dolan twins

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SHIPS ARE CLOSED

[dolphin-enthusiast]

Hi, could I get a matchup? I'm a very short heterosexual girl with dark wavy hair and I wear glasses. I have a resting b*tchface and people tell me that I always look angry and lost in thought. I seem cold at first, but that's because I'm really bad at talking, I don't mean to be impolite! I'm actually a bit anxious, shy and kinder than I look. I seem very serious and I rarely smile, but that doesn't mean that I don't like jokes. My biggest passion is art and I wish to be a comic artist one day.

Hi! Lemme just say u totally sound like me sdjgdjksjgsdk

Without further ado, i match you with…

JOTARO!

We all know oceanman hates overly loud people, so your quiet and chill nature immediately stood out to him. Just like you, he comes off as cold and is bad at talking, but you two have a mutual understanding of eachother! Over time you would get to know eachother more and would be more talkative. He would pretty much enjoy seeing you smile or laugh!

He would be interested in your art skills. Watching you quietly draw anything really would be his favorite pasttime. As for your height, he would absolutely adore picking you up or carrying you around!

[inksandpensblog]

For all that Mob isn’t outwardly expressive, let it never be said that he has resting b*tchface. 

[unstoppablepjm]

Jimin’s B*tchface in Blood, Sweat and Tears

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