#azazello

[staiyn]

more memes

in here are some that I really love

They are literally that song, no one can prove me otherwise

Also how are we feeling about them as a love-traingle?

[rurivu]

I'm a little...obsessed...again🫀🫀🫀

[male-hedonism-and-acting-cool]

one random headcanon for each member of Woland's entourage because I think about them daily

Azazello takes care of everyone's leather. they have a ton of it and no one but Azazello know how to take proper care of it and he just can't let such good material go to waist (it's also a love language for him)

Korovyev doesn't have any understanding of the human time period he's currently in so he will be caught trying to take an antique medicine box filled with cocaine through airport security in our lord's year 2024

Behemoth is not stuck in his cat form and the time he can be a human is not limited. he just gives himself an owful truly hideous haircut every once in a while and refuses to face anyone in his human form until it grows out (idc it's canon for me)

Hella loves to insert herself in random moments in history and just have an insane life. she had a career in Italian opera in the 18th century. she was a pirate and had to stop only because she got a really bad scurvy. she was one of the first women to get a PhD in philosophy. she just loves to create vaguely famous messy lesbian historic figures

Woland will ask you to hit your vape. he will ask to hit anyone's vape. he has like 3 packs of cigarettes and 2 vapes on him and everyone in the entourage has at least one as well and it's still not enough nicotine for him (btw just a casual reminder that syphilis is highly contagious)

[lexishoney]

woland and his entourage + can you buy me pads?

woland

koroviev

behemoth

azazello

(he would buy it later)

hella

[loadsofcats]

[meri-l]

"The Master and Margarita" trailer with English subtitles

As far as I understand, now the director and producer are negotiating for international distribution, and then the trailer will be released with official subtitles, and maybe even with voice-overs (but I still recommend watching in the original dubbing)

[captain-nikola-b]

Master and Margarita characters aesthetics (Art used in aesthetics is NOT mine)

[maravinc]

I recently rewatched the series "The Master and Margarita" and I had a question:

WHY IS CANON HUMAN BILL SO SIMILAR TO AZAZELLO?!?!?!!??

[specialshinytrinkets]

Soooooooooooooooooo me and @spideygal had a convo in Discord late at night and. Well

Yes, Azazello is the one carrying, obviously

[notes-of-the-behemoth]

In the role of a parent

(I think I outlined the psychological problems of the characters themselves more, but so be it)

Master:

• He needs help

He has no idea how to raise a child.

• clumsy and awkward with a child, but it's a matter of time

• really loves her child and his love may sometimes be too much. It belongs to the type of parents who can love their child "to death" (it seems to me that because of his closeness, the master cannot openly show affection, as a result of which it all falls out on the child, which leads to its redundancy, excessive guardianship and care)

• there are also many sweet moments. For example, he can start coming up with cute stories so that the child falls asleep faster.

• spoils the child too much. But it's justified!... In his opinion. How can he refuse him if he asks... Besides, he is so charming ...

• it is difficult to cope with a child in adolescence. Considering that the master is overly attached to his child, it is a little frightening for him to have a child's desire for freedom. However, it is also passing.

• he is in a difficult position when it comes to everyday life

Marghorita :

• For her, this is probably a desirable child. So, too, in a sense, to take too much care of the child, but definitely less than the master.

• despite the previous paragraph, she is sometimes strict with the child. She wants to give her child the best upbringing, so she sometimes shows restraint and perhaps even rigidity.

• tries to instill in the child a love of literature and it is not easy for literature but for good literature. She understands that books have a lot of influence on the child's worldview, so she monitors what her child reads.

• in adolescence, she tends to become more of a friend to a child than a mother. And because of this, problems may arise.

• One of her favorite activities with her child is watching movies. Or rather, the time after the film when she can share her impressions of the film, express her opinion about the plot and characters and hear the opinion of her child as well. She listens attentively and respects the child's opinion. However, sometimes it can turn into a rather heated discussion.

Woland:

• not too strict, not overprotective, the golden mean

However, sometimes it can be frightening even for your child. And Woland is trying to get rid of it.

• one of the reasons why a child will be afraid of Woland is that he always knows when a child is lying or hiding something from him.(However, in some cases Woland prefers to pretend that he does not know about the misconduct) Therefore, we can say that the child will be partially deprived of his personal life.

• The character is tolerant of the child's hobbies. It is rare to hear prohibitions from him regarding a child's hobby, only if it is harmful to the child or society.

• his offspring has an excellent upbringing. Perhaps we can say conservative. Voland's child has many positive qualities. For example: creativity, self-control and calmness

• However, the flip side of the coin is that the child is quite closed in the manifestation of emotions.

Koroviev:

• severe clinical case

• you can hardly wait for real emotions from Koroviev and this greatly affects the personality of the child.

• there is a high probability that the child will be a copy of a man.

• also, for a child, Koroviev is more a friend than a parent. However, for a man, his child will be an excellent companion for practical jokes. The perfect duo.

• However, despite the fact that Koroviev wears the "mask" of a buffoon, his real essence sometimes speaks in him. And it is these moments that become important for his offspring, they largely shape the child's personality.

• despite all of the above, the man is quite savvy in everyday terms. That is, he can easily lull the child to sleep or help him do his homework.

Koroviev is very attentive to his child, despite his external carelessness, he is sensitive to the external manifestations of the offspring's emotions. To some extent, a man is gentle and affectionate with a child.

• he is also very tolerant of the child's hobbies. However, there is a high probability that he will send the child to a music school. Perhaps his child will play the piano, he would like to play a duet with his child (I have an assumption that Koroviev can play the violin)

Behemoth:

• unexpectedly, but one of the best parents

• conservative upbringing.

• since he has a so-called "sixth sense" (It's easier to call it intuition), he is also acutely aware of changes in the child's mood. He is also shrewd in terms of the child's misdeeds

• one of the few disadvantages of a Behemoth as a parent is his pickiness and criticality, it puts pressure on the child.

• prefers that his child be engaged in everyday life. Of course, he is not against the child's hobby, but I do not prefer that the child help with housework.

• despite his strictness, he sees the child primarily as a child, does not dump responsibilities on him.

• Clear separation of roles. Like, "dad is dad, friends are friends," That is, the relationship between a child and a Hippo does not turn into a friendly one.

• despite the previous paragraph, he sees in the child an excellent companion for practical jokes.

Azazello:

• Oh, just as unexpected, but one of the best parents

• definitely gets softer when it comes to his offspring, but tries not to spoil him.

• he would probably prefer that his child practice some kind of martial arts, and it does not depend on the sex of the child.

• despite the fact that Azazello tries not to spoil the child too much, he can overwhelm him with gifts. He just can't do anything about it...

• short-tempered and stubborn, which also causes conflicts with the child. Especially if the child has inherited his character

• it is also likely to be overprotective at times. But he does not seek to control the child too much.

• his child will DEFINITELY not become a household invalid. He'll take better care of it than anyone else. In this regard, it can be said that at times he is quite strict with the child.

Wow, it was quite difficult but interesting. This paper presents a subjective opinion, it may be inaccurate or incorrect. In any case, I have a couple more ideas for similar works. Orders are open.

[staiyn]

Fav Book so more memes

[rurivu]

YES, I'M SORRY, BUT. I AM. HAPPY!!!!

Seriously, I've never thought I be obsessed w them(ALL).

[spideyladman]

For the blorbo bingo:

Azazello >:3

HERE!!!!!!

[Start ID] A BINGO card. There are two completed bingos on them and the ones that are marked in 50% opacity are "I can fix them. They need me," "Most fandom takes are incorrect" with a side note that says "Though there barely are any-", "There's probably a deep seated reason I love them", "Don't typically discuss irl because" and top of it it's rewritten in MLP Bold Font saying "Class is gonna go loco," "Has done nothing wrong (is a war criminal)" with a side note that says "Sometimes-", "Unwillingly have come around to them" with a side note that says in Capital letters "I DON'T KNOW HOW IT CAME TO BE-", "Need them to crack my spine like a crawfish and slurp out my insides", "Projection has entered the chat", "Free Space", "I can make them worse", "They are the white noise in my brain I can't live a normal life anymore," "brainrot", "Biting my fist," "Lost potential" with a side note that says "By the fandom-", "STOP PUTTING THEM INTO SITUATIONS" with a side note that says "Me to my brain lol-", "Need them that is concerning to my well-being," "I'm so normal about them" with a long smiley face emoticon, "Not enough canon/underrated" with a side note that says "By the fandom-"

The ones that are not coloured in are "Writers dropped the ball on them" with a sad emoticon, "There's probably a deep seated reason as to why I hate them," "Actively plotting their demise," "I don't see the appeal," "I'd put them in a woodchipper if given the chance," "Pretty privilege," "Complex and well written. Would skin irl." The writer would mark the first part of the last one but they were tired when making the Bingo card lol.

[End ID]

Sorry it took a while, the dysfunction is not functioning qvq

But yep!! Here 'tis!!! Hope that the fandom can see his potential like you with your Megamind brain-/VPOS

Also I think I accidentally deleted a message of yours from my inbox because of the amount of bots there were in it or because Timblr ated it but the same I tell you about the colours!!! >:3🫵🫵🫵

[bizarre-blorbo-bracket]

Round 1 poll 7: Fraszka from the 2004 Warsaw production of Cats! the musical vs Azazello from the 1996 adaptation of The Island Of Dr. Moreau

Propaganda under the cut:

Fraszka:

Okay, so in 2004 there was a production of Cats which is widely known as the first Non-Replica, which means it doesn't use the same costumes/choreo/theming as the West End and Broadway productions. Cats has a lot of nonreps, like a weird number of "what if they were cats.... in a circus" productions, and at least one "what if the cats were in a WWII bunker in London?" production. So Cats Warsaw is kinda set on a closed film studio, and kinda on a roof in Warsaw. And for some reason in this nonrep they had just loads of characters. Like 36 characters, and seven of them are original. That's where Fraszka comes in. She's a Warsaw exclusive kitten and she is the love of my life. She's so bubbly and excitable and lovely. She looks a little like a racoon. She's a random chorus character. She's inexplicably on the Wikipedia page for Cats. She's almost indistinguishable from Kocik Le Miau, an adult character. I had to recheck my reference guides for Warsaw to double check the Wikipedia pic is her. I have included her in a fic. I don't have a 100% rate of recognising her. I think I might be her 2nd biggest fan on all of Tumblr. I'm not sure if she sings any lines by herself. And I don't speak a word of Polish. Well that's a lie, I know several Cats themed words in Polish. The picture included is the one of her on Wikipedia.

Azazello:

Everyone except me hates that movie and Azazello used to be a Saint Bernard

[loadsofcats]

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[wezg]

Review: The Master and Margarita - by Mikhail Bulgakov

I read a lot of Russian literature and am becoming a bit of an aficionado. This book was first recommended to me by an ex-girlfriend from Serbia and it’s taken me a while to actually get around to completing it but I finally have done so and can produce this review. Bulgakov is a twentieth century author of Russian fiction and lived during the heady epoch of Communism with its quite harsh…