#axe murderers

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hey now, Let her cook!

[choppedcowboydinosaur]

My dad had this saying that, "Between 10 and 2 British people turn into axe murderers.” I’m paraphrasing but, I guess it meant Brits can’t handle the heat. I guess that explains Australia.

He used to say this to warn me about going out in the heat of the mid-day sun.

[call-me-strega]

Dc x Dp Prompt #21: Petition to the King

I haven’t done one of these in a while so here we go:

AU where Thomas and Martha Wayne live in the Ghost Zone version of Gotham and have been collecting signatures from the other ghosts there for a few years now. Since the Ghost Prince Phantom has finally come of age and is now able to hold court/assemblies they approach him with their official petition and beseech him: Please allow them avenge their grandson and countless other souls, who’ve signed agreeing to the petition, to haunt and torment the Joker for the rest of his living days. May he never find peace even in sleep, even in death.

Danny being the gracious prince he is agrees. Even going as far as to take the names of literally everyone on the list and create a haunting rotation, for who gets to torment the Joker on which days, with Thomas and Martha having first dibs.

The grandson in question is a revenant and thus also eligible to be put on the haunting rotation so Danny decides to reach out and go to Gotham himself and ask if he wants to haunt the Joker with his grandparents. Thomas and Martha tag along bc they wanna visit their grand-babies, their son, and their partner who raised him.

Jason isn’t sure what to make of his doting ghostly grandparents, the beautiful interdimensional king, or the apparent laundry list of people ready to mess with the Joker’s mind, but hey! If he can’t kill the Joker, eternal torment isn’t a bad deal to swing!

[humans-are-tasty]

[pit-crew-chronicles]

Mechanical Mentor/Safety Tech and Scout Lead’s Dad: “I can’t wait for us to get to the airport but it may take us a while since (other pit crew’s dad) just turned us down a road to get axe murdered.”

Safety Tech: I’m just waiting for a bear to jump out at us.

[warandpeas]

Book Club

[sammigy]

forever thinking about how important names are in the aftg universe… like neil and nathaniel obviously but also jean and jean-yves (or johnny), renee and natalie, dan and hennessey, andrew having been referred to as andrew “doe” for most of his childhood, jeremy asking people to not call him by his last name… like damn

[pluttobones]

My sweet boy

[b-2-b-1]

*how does it feel to know that you are alone, sister? That nobody is coming to help you? That there is no kindness, no mercy left to be had?*

Episode 19 Carpenter got me absolutely possessed. In fact, Carpenter got me feral. Like 2 drawings of the same wet, depressed, deranged, gods favorite, cappuccino lover, wanted criminal and mass murderer asexual disaster woman is a lot

[wolfbeestudio]

Finally got around to making these guys. The Bad Mice

[mr-payjay]

since my last post had NO payjay here is some payjay now. on its own

[j0celynh0rr0r]

Chop chop

[ayyy-imma-ninja]

this was gonna be just a sketch and then suddenly this happened-

anyways have an unhinged boi in his natural environment

[kkolg]

I wanted to try and do a little timeline to show how Kim ages cause I thought it would be neat

IDK HOW FAST ROBOTS AGE SO THESE ARE JUST APPROXIMATE AGE RANGES FOR EACH LITTLE KIM BY HUMAN STANDARDS

Close ups under cut

[porcelainnpines]

Some Kind of Attempt at Closure

[didderd]

murder time trio shenanigans my beloved

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