#awww did she take the truck?

[0gl1tch0]

When I think about how many country music singers are far right nutcases, it makes sense why so many of their songs are about divorce.

[the-froschamethyst4]

The Cowboy Hat Rule

𖤐Pairing: Cowboy! Price x City girl! Reader

𖤐Pronouns: She/Her

𖤐Warnings: smut, cowboy hate rule, strangers to lovers, slight fingering, p in v, slight eating out, handjob, drinking, smoking, making new friends, small town love, some humiliation

𖤐Summary: Y/n came to a small town just outside the city she grew up in and found herself in a small local bar and had some fun with some strangers

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9:00AM

Y/n was packing her stuff to get ready to move out west to a small town just outside her hometown. Y/n was a city girl no doubt.

She use to get spray tans before vacations or before she goes out anywhere with her friends. Only shop at high end store like Gucci, Louis, Fendi and Prada, her groceries costed around someone’s rent, she paid so much.

She decided to move so she could have her freedom and wanted to start a small farm with Chickens to sell their eggs, cows to sell their milk and cheese, and sheep for their wool.

She found an abandoned ranch house with almost 4 arces of land, just enough for a barn and enough grass for the animals to graze and eat.

Y/n took some notes on how to take care of them and is honestly excited to have a farm. She likes a challenge and she also is ready to give up her lavage lifestyle for the barnyard.

She had looked did some digging around the small town and saw a small bar, a local grocery store, a strip mall with probably 7-8 different stores, she’s never really heard of.

A mechanic, a salon, a sandwich shop, and she also saw a couple of other farms and every Saturday there is a local Flee Market.

She can’t wait to move and live there.

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11:30AM

Y/n saw her new home just up ahead. The movers were confused on if this was the right house but pulled into the driveway and helped unload the truck.

One of the movers looked at Y/n trying to see if they were at the right house.

“Miss? Are we here?”

“Yes! We are here. Awww~ this place is amazing,” she said as she opened the door and took in the sight, it needs to be done up some but she can fix it or see if anyone around knows how to fix certain things.

She let the movers inside and place her couch, love seat, tables, nightstand, dresser and bed down in their certain spots.

Y/n was excited and grabbed her box’s from her car and placed her bathroom stuff in her master bathroom, bedroom stuff in her master bedroom and so on.

She paid the movers and started to set up her bed. And started to unpack the kitchen supplies and bathroom supplies. She unpacked her TV for her bedroom and started to set up her Netflix, HULU, Disney+ and YouTube and did the same with her TV in the living room.

She took in all her stuff in her own house and not in a apartment. Y/n went outside and started to take pictures on where she wanted her barn for her animals.

She didn’t know if she wanted to put it next to the large oak tree to act as shade for her animals or next to the pond to act as a natural water source for them.

She doesn’t know, but she will come up with something.

Now…small town love. She hasn’t really thought about love or finding love in a small town like this place, after her last relationship she’s kind of put off from dating for about a year.

She liked the single life even though it can be very lonely at times hints why she wanted a farm. Give her something to do so she won’t be bored out of her mind, and she can keep herself occupied.

She got in her car and drove to a local store that carried a lot of farm products from equipment, feed, even animals. She parked her car and got out, she definitely looked out of place.

A white t-shirt, black leggings, tennis shoes and a high ponytail. She looked like she just got done doing a hard workout. Everyone else looked like typical country people dressed like they’re ready for the local rodeo.

She rubbed the back of her neck before walking inside and grabbed a cart and started to look around for feed and took a look at the ducks, geese, bunnies and other birds they well selling, unfortunately not the ones she’s looking for.

She just smiled at the cute baby animals and headed to the back where there was flowers and some small sheds. She looked at one that looked like a mini version of a red barn it was cute, something she could use as a chicken coop.

“Hello, you finding everything okay?” A man walked up to her, she jumped a little bit before turning to him.

“Oh yeah…ummm~ I’m actually new to town and I bought that abandoned ranch house on the hill.”

“Oh that house, I’ve never seen anyone live there. It’s like they just made a random house for no reason.”

“Yeah that’s what my seller told me. Like they gave up half way through.”

“Well welcome to Mountain County, oh I’m Alex,” he put his hand out and Y/n shook it.

“Nice to meet you, Alex. I’m Y/n,” she said with a smile on her face.

“But anyways, what are you gonna do with the 4 acres?”

“A small farm, just a couple of animals sell their products and make money I guess,” she awkwardly laughed.

“Ahh~ I own a farm as well, I do this part time and I work on my farm full time. I sell crops at the flee market, I sell corn, potatoes, dried sunflower seeds, carrots, bell peppers, you name I probably sell it.” He laughs.

Y/n could tell he was trying to be friendly and not sound like he’s being cocky.

“Do you have animals?”

“Yeah, cows, sheep, horses, pigs, goats, llamas and chickens, I gonna get geese and ducks soon.”

“That’s cool, do you have any tips for me?”

“Yeah.”

Alex and Y/n could probably talk for hours and hours but unfortunately that’s not the case. Y/n and Alex exchanged numbers to keep in touch and so if Y/n had any questions she could text Alex and ask.

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1:30PM

Y/n headed home unpacked some more of her boxes and started to set everything she just bought outside her home. She will be getting a small shed she could keep the feed and whatever inside of it.

She headed back into her house. She changed out of her sweaty clothes and changed into some shorts and a tank top leaving her hair in the ponytail.

She laid on her couch grabbing her phone and looked at some picture of her 'friends' back at the city seeming to be having a blast without her. She didn't even get a 'goodbye party' from them.

She rolled her eyes and continued to scroll through the social media. Y/n saw her considered 'best friend' hanging out with her ex-boyfriend, they were all huggy on each other which made her feel gross.

The guy she told her friend about that was such a jerk to her, and she's over here hanging out with her. Thinking it's okay and that Y/n may never see it.

"So annoying," she rolled her eyes at the post and tossed her phone to the side ready to turn on the TV, but her phone pinged making her look at her phone and saw Alex's name pop up.

Alex: *Hey at The Mountain Top Bar, they're doing all you can get shots and drinks and they're doing line dancing, come join us*

Y/n: *Us? Who am I meeting, Alex?*

Alex: *Some friends of mine, come on, come join us*

Y/n: *Give me a minute*

Alex: *Yeah, take your time, sweet thing*

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2:40PM

Y/n went to her car and drove to The Mountain Top Bar, she was in a dark green, emerald dress, she looked stunning. She exited her car and opened the door to the bar.

She read a sign with pretty handwriting font saying what Alex told her.

All you can eat, free shots and drinks on the house and Line Dancing of the century

She smiled at the sign. She opened the door and saw people dancing, laughing, getting drinks at the bar and playing darts and pool. She looked around for Alex and couldn't find him till she looked at the bar seeing him look like a cowboy like every guy in this place.

She walked up to him and gently tapped his shoulder getting his attention.

"HEY! You made it," he said as he got up and hugged her waist.

"Yeah, thanks for telling me about this, I would have never guessed," she said.

"Anytime, come, meet the guys," Alex said.

They walked to the bar counter and Alex got his friends attention to look at Y/n.

"Y/n, this is. Ghost, Soap, Gaz, Alejandro, König and Price is somewhere around here..." Alex said as he looked around the bar. "Oh, there he is," Alex pointed to a tall, buff man on the dancefloor dancing to Fake ID line dance.

(Okay, no but IMAGINE Price doing the Fake ID line dance from Footloose...jaw dropped, or line dancing in general, periodt)

Y/n watched in amazement as she watched this man dance with perfect synchronization with the rest of the people dancing around him.

"Wow," she said with a smile.

"Yeah, he's being a showoff, come have a drink with us," Alex said.

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3:10PM

Y/n talked with the guys and enjoyed her drink given to her by Alex. Alex promised to give her the first drink of the night.

"HEY! Price, this is Y/n," Alex said, and Y/n placed her drink down and turned to Price.

Price gave Y/n a smirk and titled his cowboy hat towards her.

"Howdy," he said, Y/n felt her cheeks heat up.

"Hi," she said with a smile.

Alex could see Y/n's cheeks all heat up, he smirked and gently nudged his shoulder at Y/n.

"Hey," she whispered at him.

"Why don't we go play pool, Price, Y/n you guys stay here and guard our spots," Alex said.

"Yeah, yeah, sure thing," Price said.

Alex and the rest of the guys left the bar and Y/n and Price just awkwardly looked away from each other feeling embarrassed from being left alone with each other.

"Sorry about Alex," Price said.

"It's okay."

"Are you new in town? I've never seen you here before?"

"Yep, I just moved in this afternoon, Alex is the first person I met while I've been here and now, I guess his friends are my friends, maybe...that Ghost guy doesn't seem to like me."

"Ghost, doesn't like anyone...he just sticks with us because we're the only people who will talk to him," Price chuckled.

"Ahh~ that makes sense," Y/n said.

Price leaned on the bar counter looking at Y/n as she talked about her life about being in the city. Price has never really talked to a city girl before; he was thought that the 'city folk' were a bunch of weirdos and think only about themselves but surely enough he's wrong about Y/n.

"And I left because I wanted to change up my lifestyle, I've always wanted to be a farmer but thought I've never had the time for it, but I realized lately how much free time I have nowadays and so, I thought that I should come live out here and start my own small farm."

"How small? And what will you sell?"

"Just sheep, cows and chickens, sell wool, milk, cheese and eggs."

"Mmm~ yeah, that'll be great."

Price was listening to her talk, and he heard a certain song come on Take it off by Kesha came out, he turned and grabbed her hand.

"Hey come dance," he said.

"But I don't know how to line dance."

"That's okay, follow my lead."

They went to the dancefloor, Price stood in his position with Y/n to his left. She looked nervous but stood in her stance and watched as some people bounced to the song before the lyrics started.

Soon they started everyone started as Y/n felt lost, she didn't know what to do even when looking at Price for help. He was too big of a natural and Y/n could barely stay on her feet. When she would try and move backwards like everyone else, she tripped a bit but caught herself before she could fall.

Price saw and just chuckled at her being clumsy. Y/n could hear him chuckle at her, she felt a bit embarrassed, she stopped what she was doing and headed back to the bar.

Price looked to his right and didn't see Y/n, he looked around and saw her at the bar. He was trying to swiftly make it off the dancefloor was soon trapped on the floor by people crowding around.

Y/n sat at the bar, running her finger over the rim of her glass and looked bored out of her mind.

Alex came up next to her.

"Hey, where's Price?"

"On the dancefloor...I can't keep up," she said, taking a sip from her drink.

"It's okay, line dancing can be hard for people who don't know what to do, trust me, it was hard for me, but I got it down, later." Alex looked at Y/n looked at Price on the dancefloor and turned back to her glass.

"I think, I should go..."

"No, no, stay a bit longer," Alex tried to convince her to stay. "Do you smoke?" He asked. "Come on, you may need some fresh air, come on," Alex said as Y/n followed him outside the bar.

Price saw Y/n and Alex leave the bar to go outside. He again tried to get off the dancefloor and followed them outside.

"Hey, what happened?" He asked with his hands out looking at Alex who was leaning against the brick building and Y/n stood in front of him picking at her nails.

"Sorry...I...I just couldn't keep up and to save myself from embarrassment, I decided to stop."

"Aww, honey, it's okay-"

"Should I leave you two alone?" Alex asked, ready to put out his cigar.

"Umm~"

"If you don't mind," Price told him.

Alex left Price and Y/n alone again. She looked down at her feet as Price took Alex's spot against the brick wall.

"Honey, tell me what's wrong."

"Nothing's wrong, I just didn't want to embarrass myself or you, so I just left and went to the bar and came out here with Alex."

"Honey, I've been embarrassed before by others and let's just say some had it worse, it's your first time, who cares, everyone had their first time, line dancing. Did Alex tell you he fell probably 7 different times during Fake ID, boy could barely stand after tripping so much, he basically made camp on the ground," Price laughed trying to make Y/n feel better.

Y/n still feel awkward that she didn't know what she was doing. She tried to smile at Price telling a story about Alex falling but it didn't make her feel any better.

"Come on, honey, there has to be more to it then you thinking you can embarrass me or yourself," he said, putting his pointer finger under her chin making her look up at him.

"I just...I just need to go home, I'm tired from moving and making new friends, that I'm just worn out," she gave a lazy smile to him and was about to walk to her car, but Price stopped her.

He took his black cowboy hat off his head and stuck it on Y/n's head, some people outside saw it happen and their eyes widened at Price's sudden gesture. They've never seen Price do that.

"Price?" He leaned forward and his lips touched hers, he was gentle about it and smirked when he pulled away from her lips.

"I have a question for you, little lady."

"O-Okay," Y/n was too stunned to even think straight.

"Do you know the hat rule?"

"Hat rule?"

"I know you, city folk probably don't do that, but here...in the country, when someone puts their hat on your head...it means they're taking you home...and you little lady, get to come home with me," he said with a cheesy grin on his face.

Y/n was shocked that he did this, she JUST met him tonight, at least take her on a date before making her 'yours' first Price, come on now.

"D-Do I have to go with you tonight?"

"Nah. but it just shows that...you're mine and whoever fucks with you, I'll know," he said with a smirk on his face.

"Price."

"Hm?"

"Take me home, please."

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8:26PM

Price had picked up Y/n out of his red and white Ranger. He kicked his door open and was kissing Y/n’s lips getting a soft moan from her.

He smirked and took her to his bedroom. He placed back on the ground as his hands found her butt and started to gently squeeze them and unzip her dark green dress letting it fall to her ankles.

She kicked it away just leaving her in her underwear. She could hear Price struggling to unbuckle his pants, so, she decided to help him. Her hands were a natural, she pulled his unzipped pants to the side where she can feel his hardened dick in her palm.

She smirked into the kiss as she could feel his hot breath on the side of her neck. Her hands moved up and down, they were soft and felt like someone was barely touching him.

"Oh g-god," he mumbled, he kissed her neck some more but could barely stay on his feet from how gentle she was being with him.

"Am I hurting you?" She asked.

"N-No...I'm...f-fuck," he mumbles again.

Y/n fell on her back on the bed behind her teasing Price once she stopped, she looked down at him, he was taking off his shirt and pants, he removed his cowboy hat and put it on Y/n's head.

"Holy fuck, you look amazing in it, little lady," he said, licking his bottom lip.

"Thank you, kind sir," she tipped the hat at him with a cheeky smile on her face.

He trapped her on the bed and kissed her lips, his hands ran all over her body, holding her waist and he moved his hands down to her thighs and pulled her the edge of the bed.

Price looked down at her and kissed her lips again, his hands cupped her face. She started to remove her underwear and Price smirked before sticking his fingers into his mouth getting them wet and feeling her folds, they were already wet.

He stuck them inside of her lower half and earned a loud and high-pitched squeal from her. Her hand gripped his wrist trying to push his fingers out, but she didn't want them to leave her.

He moved his fingers in and out of her quickly and earned a moan from her. She looked down at his fingers inside of her and watched him pull them out seeing a thick white substance thickened on his middle and ring finger.

He brought his fingers to his mouth and cleaned them off, she felt her folds drench in the white liquid. He bent down to her clit and licked the white liquid clean off her, she grabbed a handful of his hair wanting him to keep going and not stop.

"P-Please don't s-stop, P-Price," she moans. His tongue went inside of her and licked her folds again.

"Hmmm~" he hums and sat up, his left hand grabbed her wrists holding them above her head and his right hand on his dick hitting his tip just above her clit. She moans at the wet sounds clapping against each other.

"Ah!" She moans.

He pushed himself inside of her. She looked helpless underneath him; his right hand held her waist, gripping her tightly that he could very well leave a hand mark on her side.

He moved slowly at first but soon picked up the pace when he could feel her tighten around his dick. He bit his bottom lip possibly making it bleed.

He leaned down to her lips kissing them, once he pulled away, he could see the blood on her lip, he wiped his lip with his thumb and saw the blood and licked his thumb removing the blood from her lip.

Y/n didn't care she was feeling good by Price. He didn't stop moving fast, he wanted her to moan his name, moan so loud that her voice breaks. He cups her face and kisses her lips again.

"H-Holy fuck," he cussed under his breath as he looked at Y/n's face, it was red, and he could see tears threatening to fall from her eyes. He wipes her tears away getting a soft smile from her.

"Are y-you sure I'm n-not hurting you?" He asks.

"I-I'm sure," she stutters as her head went back and moaned again feeling her stomach tighten and she could feel that same liquid run down her clit and possibly onto the bedsheets, Price was huffing and puffing due to the feeling of coming as well.

He pulled out and he watched the cum quickly squirt out of her, he licked his lips and grabbed a rag to help clean her up.

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Price had started a bath for Y/n. She was currently in it washing herself as Price stripped the bed and put clean sheets on it and had sweatpants hanging low on his waist showing off his Calvin Klein boxers.

He fixed the pillows and went to the bathroom with some clean clothes for Y/n. She looked up at him with tired eyes and saw him drop an oversized t-shirt and a clean pair of boxers on the sinks counter.

He sat on the edge of the bathtub and looked down at her.

"How's the bath?"

"Good, I love this feeling," she said, bring her hand out of the water and watching the water droplets fall back into the tub.

"I'm glad..." he said, cupping her face. "Tomorrow...would you like me to show you around, my property?"

"That'll be great, thank you," she said with a soft smile on her face.

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Y/n came into the bedroom and fell on one side of the bed and cuddled up to Price's chest, she grabbed her phone and wanted to play dirty like her 'best friend' did with her.

She got on Price's stomach, he was confused and placed his hands on the side of her thighs.

"What are you doing?" He asks.

"Just...a little payback for what my 'friend' did to me, by getting together with my ex. I'm going to show I'm not bothered by it and show you off...I'm not gonna show your face, I'm just going to make them feel jealous that I moved on and they can't hurt me," she said with a smirk on her face.

She took a photo of her sitting on her stomach showing off his toned body, his hands on her thighs and her left hand placed on his stomach.

She took several others, one where she leaned against his chest and showed a bit of his face, but she put a blue heart emoji over his face.

She posted them to her social media and within an instant people were liking it and some people, she did still keep in touch with where wandering who this guy was with Y/n.

"She's mad," Y/n evilly giggled at her 'friend' commenting.

Best_friend132: *Girl, you've only been there for a day and you're already screwing someone*

Y/n rolled her eyes and tossed her phone to the nightstand and looked at Price with a smile on her face. She cuddled to his side and Price placed his hand on her waist as he read his book and Y/n could look at the pages with him.

"What even is this?"

"It's called 'Ace' it's about this Mafia couple who hate each other but in the long run fall in love with each other," she sat up stunned that Price, would read romance books, he doesn't even look like he would even read books. If he did it would be a hunter magazine.

"You read romance novels?"

"Yeah, some are interesting, but I usually read adventures, thrillers and humor, really. But some romance books are good."

"Never expected you to read romance novels," she giggles at him.

"Yeah, I know. I try and keep this away from the guys, they'll never let it down." He said, shaking his head and putting his book down and hugged Y/n's waist before they both drifted off to sleep.

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5:00AM

Y/n woke up to the sound of a rooster doing his usual morning call, Price woke up as well with his face berried into the crook of her neck and gave her a slight kiss.

She moaned into him kissing her neck, she cupped the side of his head and she felt him rub his hardened dick against her.

"Price."

"Sorry, can't help it..." he said as Y/n placed her hand in his pants and started to help him out.

She moved her hand up and down, her thumb touched the tip of his dick, he gave out a very breathy groan.

"Fuck," he moans before leaking cum on her thumb. It was very quick, and he knows that, he wasn't embarrassed he finished fast, he just wanted to cum in Y/n's hand. It was just...amusing to him to cum inside her hand.

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7:46AM

Price had gotten ready for his farm work, Y/n sat on the porch waiting for Price, she looked up when she heard the screen door to the house slam shut.

"Come on, let me show you around."

"Okay," she stood up excitedly and followed Price around his farm like she was a lost puppy, which she was, she didn't know where everything was.

[psychedelic-ink]

Can I get a fluffy Tommy Miller x reader? I liked the idea of reader being Joel’s neighbor and maybe Sarah and Joel play matchmaker? Anything works. Love your work

Awww thank you anon! and that's so sweet of you to say, I love me some Tommy 💜💜💜

𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍

pairing: tommy miller x f!reader

genre: fluff, romance

word count: 1.4k

summary: joel and sarah devise a plan so that you and Tommy can go to the farmer's market together.

warnings: sensual strawberry biting, another installment of smoking is bad but sexy and i hate it

Something’s up. You can sense it in the air, shenanigans are taking place, you just don’t know what the end result of said shenanigans are supposed to be. You narrow your eyes at Joel and Sarah, eyes flitting between the father-daughter duo. Most of the time being their neighbor was a delight, unless they were planning something. 

“So tell me again why you can’t take me to the farmer’s market?” you inquire, eyebrows pinched together. “We said we would go together last week, you know I can’t drive,” 

“I have homework,” Sarah exclaims, her smile wide. Joel nods, patting her shoulder. 

“Homework. Needs my help,” 

“Homework?” you repeat, not believing them for a second. Sarah is a grade-A student, there’s no way she left any of her work to the last second, and even if she did, she wouldn’t go to Joel for math homework. 

“Can’t do it without him,” Sarah grins. 

Joel sticks his bottom lip out and shakes his head, “Can’t do it without me.” 

“Alright you two,” you sigh and roll your eyes. “I guess I’ll head ba—” 

“Uncle Tommy can take you!” 

You shoot Sarah a suspicious look, crossing your arms over your chest, you lean forward. But before you can interrogate further, the door slams open. A breathless Tommy stumbles into the house, nearly tripping over his own feet. 

“I’m here! I’m here! I’m—” 

He stops dead in his tracks when he sees you, his face is coated with a sheer amount of sweat, beads of it rolling down his cheeks. His chest heaves, brown eyes moving between Sarah and Joel who looks completely unfazed. 

“You said,” he takes a deep breath, and lets it out. He points to Joel as he attempts to catch his breath. “You said there was an emergency,” 

“There is,” Joel answers, not a care in the world that his brother is seconds away from passing out. “I need to help Sarah with her homework,” he points to you and Tommy’s gaze follows, you feel flustered all of a sudden. “I promised I’d take her to the farmer’s market but can’t,” 

“Since when do you help with homework?” Tommy mutters, rubbing the back of his neck. “But anyway, yeah sure. I’d be happy to,” 

A nervous laughter bubbles in your chest, your hand already reaching out to your bag so you can return home. “That’s okay. I’ll go another time, I wouldn’t want to trouble you,” 

“Don’t worry about it. Besides, I’m already here and have nothin’ better to do,” his hand moves to his back pocket and pulls out a box of cigarettes. He stuffs one between his lips, shaking his finger at Joel. “You, on the other hand, your emergency privileges are under view. Nearly gave me a fuckin’ heart attack,” 

He pulls out the lighter next, but before he can flick the flame alive, Joel shoots him a warning glare. “I swear if you light that death trap in my house…” the rest of the threat trails off but it’s heavily implied what might happen right after. 

Tommy rolls his eyes and grabs your bag before you can, already halfway out the door. “Come on then, let’s get goin’” 

Your hand still mid-air, your turn to Joel and Sarah, “What the hell is happening?” 

“Just move along now,” Joel ushers you out, you notice that Tommy is already in the truck. “Try to have fun,” 

“Fun?” you hiss out, brain still trying to catch up to the new turn of events. “Joel—” 

Sarah chimes in before you can finish, “Buy me some strawberries if they have some!” 

And just like that the door slams shut in your face, leaving you to stand there with your jaw on the ground. You have half the mind to knock and demand to be let back inside for an explanation. 

A loud honk echoes into the air, making you jump. You see Tommy’s hand gesturing for you to come inside. 

Shoulders slumping with defeat, you do exactly that. It isn’t that you don’t want to spend time with him, on the contrary, you wouldn’t mind spending every minute with him. It stings that Joel and Sarah are both abundantly aware of your crush. You always thought that you were masking it quite nicely. What if Tommy noticed as well? 

“If you don’t wanna go we don’t have to,” Tommy’s words bring you back to the moment, you’re sitting in the passenger seat, eyes glued ahead. A pang of immediate guilt tugs at your heart, he probably thinks that you’re ungrateful. 

“No no, I want to. Sorry about that,” 

He nods, cigarette dangling between his lips, “Seatbelt,” he says, twisting the key. 

You’re an idiot. Because instead of putting your seatbelt on, you just stare at him. You’re not really fond of cigarettes, but the way his lips suck on the butt of it makes you weak in the knees. He takes a deep inhale, filling his lungs with smoke. Then he takes the cigarette between two fingers, exhaling a gray smoke that fills the car with a wretched scent. You can’t really complain though. Some part of you wants to press your lips around the cigarette the same way just to feel the heat of his lips. 

You lift your gaze back up, noticing in horror that he’s already staring at you with a crooked grin. “You alright there?” 

“Yup,” you choke out, averting your eyes. “Just—Cigarettes are bad for you, you know?” 

He snorts, taking another deep puff, “So is not wearing a seatbelt,” 

“Shit, I forgot,” you hurriedly put it on, falling to your back with a sigh. “I’m all over the place today,” 

“Don’t worry about it. We all have our days.” 

You’re regretting all the choices that brought you to this moment. Hopping out of the truck, you look around and it’s flooding with people. You weren’t expecting it to be empty but you definitely did not expect it to be this crowded. You hate crowds. 

Tommy appears next to you and he brushes his shoulder upon yours, your face feels heated. “Let’s go,” he says. “So what did you want to buy anyway?” 

“Sarah said she wanted strawberries,” the sun beating down on your skin, you manage to pull out a small list you had made prior. “I don’t need a lot. Just some fruit and veg—I definitely need to buy some blueberries. I want to make some muffins this week,” 

“Sounds delicious,” Tommy says with a soft smile that nearly blinds you. Looking back down, you nod. 

You navigate through the bustling market, surrounded by a symphony of sights, sounds, and scents. Colorful stands overflow with ripe fruit and fragrant flowers, and the air is thick with the sweet fragrance of a warm autumn day. You feel Tommy's hand on your hip, guiding you through the crowd, and your heart flutters at his touch. You lean into it without thinking, swept away by the sensations of the moment.

As you walk, you take in the details of the market around you. Brightly painted signs advertise plump berries, crisp greens, and juicy citrus. Vendors call out to you, offering samples of their wares. You catch glimpses of shimmering piles of produce, arranged in artful displays. 

Tommy's hand on your hip is a constant reminder of his presence, grounding you in the moment and making you feel safe and protected. You bask in the warmth of his touch, feeling your body responding to him. 

You reach the strawberries, you marvel at the plump, red fruit, each one more tempting than the last. Tommy squeezes your hip, and you turn to him with a strawberry in your hand. 

“Gimme a taste,” he mutters, holding your gaze. You’re slow to lift your hand, pointing the tip of the strawberry to his lips. He bites into it slowly, the plush of his lips grazing against the pads of your fingers. He pulls you closer and you shudder, your breath hitching as he swallows. “Delicious,” 

When he catches your gaze, he grins, your hand is still an inch away from him and he presses his lips into your knuckles. You gasp and pull away, your pulse skyrockets and the rest of the noise fades into the background. 

“Sorry was that a bit too strong?” he asks, eyes dropping from yours but hand still on your hip. “I think Joel and Sarah might’ve had a plan in mind and I thought…Anyway never mind it’s stupid,” 

“Tommy,” your heart nearly stops when he lifts his gaze back up. You swallow. “Do you want to go on a date?” 

His wide smile soothes your chest and you find yourself smiling as well.

"Joel and Sarah are gonna be thrilled."

[mulders-too-large-shirt]

s3 episode 17 thoughts

this episode took a few days to work... and it built up the suspense! i tried to watch it on thursday- i was ready for my scullynmulder time- but it wouldn't play. and then i finally had time to try again yesterday, and it STILL wouldn't work.

(i had to go on reddit and learned that i needed to change a single number in a random string of code, because apparently a new firefox update just killed any ability to use hulu? the hoops i jump through for these two...)

but, i really enjoyed this episode! it had cute lil moments and then also some soul-crushing angst, which is the way i like it. so allow me to begin, and all of my note taking shall begin below!

YAYYYYY it’s scullynmulder time… my heart is so happy

so we open in a grocery store in virginia. it’s a nice looking grocery store. would browse there.

a guy is buying like a billion cans of stuff that has a muscle on it. and then a magazine with the freaky worm baby from s2 on it! haha a nice callback! again. shoutout to the props team <3

but then, the scene of tranquil grocery shopping was interrupted, as the guy with all the cans grabs the jacket of the guy in front of him- and it turns out the whole thing was a sting operation!!! guy who wanted his cans is referred to as “pusher”. the FBI has a TON of guys dealing with him. 5 cars full. wow! he must be very scary.

he’s in the back of the last car. and going on about this officer’s uniform color. 

he keeps saying cerulean over and over until somehow the guy driving the car stops seeing the big tractor trailer coming his way. and so when he drives straight ahead, he is immediately hit!!! is this some sort of hypnosis?

the intro was different again!! who do they think they are fooling by changing this?? not me!

mulder's office time. side note: it really is THEIR office as a collective. because we never see her at her desk. but anyway.

the police car’s driver died after hitting the tractor trailer that was magically invisible to him, but not before he unlocked the prisoner, pusher. pusher had confessed to contracted killings over two years that had been staged to look not like murders, if you catch my drift.

why would this otherwise great agent unlock this prisoner and also drive straight into a tractor trailer? a great question! one we can hopefully answer.

pusher had kept mumbling about cerulean until the driver ran into a truck for a business called cerulean. then he had written a clue at the scene of the crime! it says “nin or” which mulder flips backwards to read… ronin. ronin! i know that word!

mulder points out that this means a samurai without a master (nerd), and that this is the name of a… self defense magazine? so off to go read some magazines!

a young woman who we later learned is named holly brings them a big stack of the aforementioned magazines- maybe she's an archivist! maybe that should be my job!

she has a giant bruise on her face from getting mugged. mulder asks if they got whoever did this to her, and she says “do they ever? ….no offense” awww, holly, you're gonna make him sad. but seriously, poor girl, that is awful :(

she heads out, and scully is like, how did pusher do all of these killings? mulder says that he was probably utilizing the power of suggestion 

so they find an advertisement for someone “who solves problems” in all of the ronin magazines since 1994- which was when the murders started! a clue! with a phone number to go with it!

and in the ad were the letters OSU, which they thought meant ohio state but no! it’s a japanese word that means “to push”! gasp! it's definitely their guy!

(there was very conveniently a japanese to english dictionary on the shelf of the room where they were reading the magazines. i guess it's important to keep your language learning tools around in the FBI, but it was funny because all the other books looked like boring legal stuff)

they call the number, and it goes to a phone in virginia. mulder is in a car nearby and scully is there too, but she is sleeping. ON HIS SHOULDER!!!!

he lightly taps her face to wake her up and says “i think you drooled on me” and she quickly apologizes... NOOO DON’T BE MEAN TO HER!!! SHE’S SLEEPY 😭😭😭 awwwwww oh my HEART <3

(i need to scream real quick, because that was so precious. AHHHHHHHHHhhhhhHHHH)

((nah i'm never gonna move on from this actually. never never. the way he tapped her face.......... how she seemed so embarrassed.... the intimacy of falling asleep on someone's shoulder, how long he must have sat there trying not to make any sudden movements while still keeping his attention on the case........... i need to collect myself))

but then the phone rings back!!! they sprint sprint sprint and they pick it up… to someone asking if they are just going to sit there all night!!!! the pusher!!!

oh he’s creepy… he comments on how mulder “and his pretty partner seem awfully close”. now, is he invested in whatever the hell it is they have going on like i am (which is valid), or is he just a creep (less valid)? 

pusher seems to be a freak at least in some regards, saying that "they have to follow his breadcrumbs", and that the next one is right in front of mulder, who he keeps calling “g man”. he also says to let his fingers do the walking, which makes slim to no sense to me. 

but they figure that it means to call the last number on the pay phone, and it reaches a golf course! they hold the phone up so they both can hear the message and it’s so CUTE AWWW

mulder calls her “g-woman” as they leave <- STOP I’M GONNA SCREAM!!!

off to the golf course. where pusher is golfing with a very beat up face from the accident. he spots snipers hiding in the grass, mumbles that it is “about time”, and tries to get out. 

they have him cornered!!! but when he tells the dude with the gun on him to relax, he really does. and when pusher tells him to show him his face, he does. he knows the guy by name?!?

pusher tells this collins fellow to pour a ton of gasoline, which he does while crying. collins screams at the agents to stop him as he flicks on a lighter, but scully is fast and grabs a fire extinguisher, and mulder uses his jacket to induce a sort of stop drop and roll maneuver. huh, they really do work so well together!

a car horn is blaring, so mulder goes to see what is going on and it’s… a dude with his head on the horn. he says “bet you five bucks i get off”… it’s pusher! he was mumbling as if he was remotely controlling the dude who lit the flame... okay, weird.

mulder at da court. he is fidgeting as they question him about this pusher fellow and his 14 murders. mulder explains that he thinks pusher can talk his way into his victims hurting themselves, which is by far not the most outlandish thing we’ve heard on this television program, but the people in the court act like this is akin to spotting a unicorn, and scoff at mulder for proposing such a bizarre idea.

(usually i agree that mulder's ideas are bizarre, but this one seems entirely possible to me, with or without mind control. people can be talked into doing all sorts of things. mulder i am on your side and would not laugh at you like these fakes)

AND pusher had called and confessed to 14 murders, but his defense tries to write it off as a drunk prank call. while this is the most absurd thing we (both the viewer and the characters in court) have ever heard, and surely no one would ever believe it, pusher uses his mind power skills to get into the judge’s brain and make him be declared innocent.

pusher walks up to mulder and says he owes him five dollars. this dude majorly sucks.

cutscene to mulder practicing his aim. it’s pretty good!! he must be really unsettled by this whole situation to work on his marksmanship.

scully comes in (with the ear protection things on so mulder's firing doesn't blast her ears <3 queen of precautions) with more information on this pusher fellow. mulder starts reciting all the things he can guess about the pusher’s life, from his college to his military service to which branch and i'm thinking man, did he study up on this? is he that unsettled by this case? but ohhh yeah, mulder does profiling, seemingly very successfully.

but he didn’t know that the pusher applied to the FBI!!! and had flopped at the psych evaluation, where he had been ego-centric and lied and claimed to be trained by ninjas. mulder seems to think this could be true, but i don’t know if he knows the ninja lore and that they were not as historically common as media would make you think 💔

luckily, scully doesn't break this terrible news to him. man, this reminds me i need to get a good translation of the kojiki and the nihon shoki

(at this point i did a bit of a wikipedia rabbit hole into japanese medieval literature before remembering the plot at hand. focus!)

mulder says that they should have had enough evidence to at least get him in custody, and that the pusher “put the whammy” on the judge. to which scully deadpans “please explain to me the scientific nature of the whammy” <- HDHEJSNWJSKDMND i love her sooooo terribly. 

mulder is still thinking this guy was a ninja, but scully points out that if he could control people’s minds, why wouldn’t he be an FBI agent like he wanted? a very good point! well, maybe it’s a new skill, mulder posits.

he seems very frustrated that scully isn’t buying his mind control theory, but she makes it very clear she believes he is guilty of murder!!! they just need to figure out what went down. queen of communicating her logic. she won’t communicate her feelings though, but that's okay we can work on that in the future.

pusher at da FBI. writes himself a note that says “pass” and sticks it in his lapel, goes in and asks for computer records. the guard immediately gives it to him. and he waltzes in! 

no!! the poor girl with the bruised face from before, holly!!! he starts talking to her, and she gives him the keyboard to her super secret FBI computer. he asks for printouts and says he wants to hurt whoever did that to her face. hmm. well, maybe a little revenge on her behalf wouldn’t hurt...

but skinner is here! he heard an unfamiliar voice and walks in, asking if he can help this strange fellow. skinner realizes that he is up to no good, and grabs him, but the pusher convinces holly that skinner is the guy who mugged her!!! so she busts out her mace the minute that skinner manages to call for security and starts KICKING HIM??

things escalated very quickly there.

holly is in his office, apologizing profusely to skinner and whole bunch of other people for kicking the hell out of his face. scully is there too. okayyyyy, she’s moving up in the world, helping out when skinner gets attacked!!!! she is very calm about the whole thing though, which makes her a great choice, so she deserves it.

holly says that it was like the pusher was in her head, and she was watching herself do the things she did. creepy...

she’s crying, and skinner doesn’t honestly seem too mad about the whole thing. i would be very mad if one of my employees let a random guy have access to secret files and then pepper sprayed and kicked me, but clearly he understands something was afoot.

OH! scully agrees that it is the pusher’s persuasive powers that made holly attack him, even if she can’t explain why it is he can do that! wow! the evidence is undeniable, even if it is inexplicable!

the pusher left with mulder’s file… so now he knows where he lives. so they should have a sleepover at her place!!! and watch movies!!! <3 before they catch him ofc, because now that he was trespassing, they have him on hook for a crime

(sadly, i must report that no sleepover took place. but it would be nice to imagine that it did)

they go to the pusher's apartment to try and find him, and scully announces before she turns the lights on. okayyyy! giving everyone a warning.

something about her with a trench coat and a gun in investigation mode makes my stomach do flips. we don't have to unpack that right now. i just was very aware that it happened.

he left a movie on the tv, that scully immediately identified as svengali. hold on let me google something. okay, that is a book/movie about guy that uses mind control. fitting. a clue, perhaps…

and is she watching horror films on the regular to be able to identify the film after seeing like three frames….? love that for her <3

(wait, she did say before that the exorcist was one of her favorite movies! so this further proves that she is going to be seated for a spooky film <3)

mulder opens his fridge to find a million and a half of those protein cans from before. you think those are giving him psychic powers? hmm…

oh!!! scully found something in his cabinet: epilepsy medication!!! a clue, perhaps? i’m just gonna keep saying that about anything they find. so that means they know more about him, and that he will need medication, which could be a way to try and find him, because he’ll need to get more at some point probably… AND HE STARTED TAKING THE PILLS AT THE SAME TIME THE MURDERS STARTED!

mulder asks what can cause epilepsy late in life. her answers: head injury, neurological disease, a tumor…

mulder perks up because he thinks a tumor might give you psychic powers. which would be a bright side to an otherwise very dismal situation, i’m sure. 

she says that if he had a brain tumor, he would not be well enough to do all of these shenanigans- a very valid point. mulder responds with: maybe he isn’t well at all!! he was too tired to escape at the driving range, after all, and he had confessed to murders he had gotten away with… maybe he wants to go out in a blaze of glory!

huh. bold theory.

phone rings as this theory is proposed. and the pusher is in fact on the phone. he asks for mulder and scully, who are sitting next to each other on a bed with their heads close, listening in. it’s endearing. 

anyway, the pusher is going on and on with the dude on the phone named frank, saying he looks super unhealthy, and i get that they are trying to trace the call, but they also should know by now to not listen to a damn thing he says because of the mind control. but again, he could be offering a clue, so someone has to listen. agh! such a conundrum.

mulder says to hang up the phone, right as the pusher talks frank into having some sort of medical condition where his blood thickens (gag. gag gag gag bleurghhhh). mulder and scully are trying to get him to hang up the phone but he won’t, he keeps listening so they can get a trace on the call!! and then frank is dead.

scully’s trying to save his life, but mulder picks up the phone. the pusher says that he wants a real adversary, and he’s read up on mulder, who he deems worthy. okay just ignore scully at your own peril i guess...

scully realizes she can’t save frank :( and mulder is mad because he killed this dude for nothing!! but he says no no, all these people die by themselves. 

they trace him to near a hospital, where he must be getting regular treatment for his condition. they find his car outside. and he’s scheduled for an MRI.

mulder says he should go in by himself, so that no one else gets hurt. a bold choice...

he gets all suited up with a camera and some fancy equipment to go in, then he gives scully his gun, so he won’t shoot anyone even if the pusher uses his mind games on him. and then they hold hands for a second. and look into each other’s eyes. and i will sob like a baby. 

mulder is going into the hospital. scully is watching all of this from his fancy camera. the og live stream. 

we hear two shots fired; the pusher made the guard shoot the technician and then himself. scully sees the monitor and asks mulder to get closer. and he does indeed have a tumor…. and is dying, so he has nothing to lose. which makes him even scarier!

scully is begging him to get out of there. but he turns and scully sees from the camera the pusher holding him at gun point!!! she yells “god!” and then runs into action. oh you know it’s serious when the catholic is yelling the name of the lord as an exclamation….

scully putting on a bullet proof vest to go in there and save him😳oh wow… i am learning so much about myself

she goes in, tells the SWAT team to wait for a signal. everything is very very very tense as she makes her way into the hospital. so slowly. she finally comes to the right door, and pushes it open.

mulder is seated with the pusher in the room of a patient, while the two stare at each other. they’re both very sweaty, and pusher has a gun in his hand. the pusher is going on about martial arts and a fight to the death and stuff. he gives mulder the gun and says to pull the trigger, one pull with a one in six chance to kill him.

scully is suspicious because they are, again, in a hospital, which has pure oxygen, and who knows what could happen if he pulls the trigger? but despite her very logical warning, he does pull the trigger, right away, and nothing happens. 

but the pusher talks mulder into putting the gun against his own head. she is begging him not to do it, to listen to her, to get out of there together, and everything will be okay.

and despite scully’s best efforts, he DOES pull the trigger. no bullet this time, but she is FREAKING OUT that he did that. she yells, and that yell will probably haunt me forever, how furious and terrified she sounded to watch him do such a horrific thing.

and then he turns the gun on HER, she’s crying, telling him to fight this. terrified she's about to die at his hands.

(oh my gosh, i really hope he’s faking the mind control working on him, so he can turn the gun on the pusher at the last minute)

the pusher mentions that SHE SHOT HIM, he read it in his files, “PAYBACK TIME, SHOOT THE LITTLE SPY” <- OMFG???? this escalated SOSOSOSOSO fast????

he tells scully to RUN while he still has the gun pointed at her, but then once she gets out and pulls the fire alarm, mulder shoots him!!!!! he keeps clicking the gun over and over at him despite it being empty. and he looks so tired, handing the gun over to scully, holding his head in his hands. 

man, he must have been horrified, to have someone in his mind, making him try to hurt himself and hurt scully, watching her scream at him after he put the gun to his head and pulled the trigger, watching her cry as the gun was pointed at her, fighting for access to his own mind... and after he had left his gun with her, just to make sure he wouldn't hurt anyone, he found himself in this situation...... how he kept firing even after the single bullet had been shot, just to ensure that no one else would be hurt..... woah. there is a lot to unpack here about the lack of agency and losing loved ones and mulder's deepest fears.... i will be gnawing on this in my head for a while...

so, the pusher is on a ventilation system, and mulder is watching. scully enters and says he will never regain consciousness. apparently, he had been refusing treatment, refused to have the tumor removed even though it was possible. mulder says that it’s like she had proposed, he was a little man, and this finally made him feel big.

they linger long enough for me to wonder if they’re actually going to kiss, right in front of this comatose murderer, but she does something just as intimate: grabs his hand and says to not let this dude take up another minute of their time. we end with mulder taking one last look and leaving the room.

oh, this episode was GOOD. REALLY GOOD. the suspense was killer, the mind games were trippy, and these two. these two.

scully falling asleep on his shoulder? the fluff of an indulgent fanfic writer. but it REALLY HAPPENED. them holding their heads close multiple times to listen to the phone... the hand grab at the end. listening and trusting each other's wild theories.

this episode showed how well they work as a team, and it made me so happy. it felt in very sharp contrast to a few episodes before where they were not working together at all. and i get that was cosmic opposite day, but still, this episode and their dynamic felt so right.

and then at the end, the level of angst was unexpected. and honestly, they go through a LOT on this show, but scully seeing him held at gunpoint and then watching him pull the trigger on his own head made me lose my MIND. how she begged him to stop, pleaded and yelled, how she cried as he pointed the gun on her, him using every ounce of energy he had to try and resist mind control to keep her safe. and the minute she is away, he unloads the gun into the pusher, again and again and again despite knowing it was empty, just to be sure no other bullets could hurt anyone else. how exhausted he was when he sat down at the end, his head in his hands; how he watched him in his comatose state until scully told him they should leave.

(insert prolonged muffled screaming as a way to comprehend the feelings i am experiencing)

and a massive shoutout to skinner for showing up for 5 minutes, realizing there was a problem, addressing the problem, and not being too mad when the girl in the computer department beat his ass because he was sympathetic to her mind control quandary. really a solid fellow. skinner, you and i have had our disagreements in the past, but i have come to see you as a friend. now, do i trust him fully? no. but can he come to a birthday party? yeah <3

wow. just wow. a really great episode. definitely making it onto the best episodes list! i'm trying to make a mental list of all the ones that stick out as the most enjoyable, especially the ones that are single episodes rather than the larger two or three part ones, and this is a contender surely.

"please explain to me the scientific nature of the whammy"... how could you not love her?

[bisexualfemalemess]

BRIDGERTON SEASON 3 PT 2 SPOILERS

Live reaction episode 5:

I’m a little disappointed that we didn’t get to see Penelope’s answer to colin’s proposal but in my head she just straight up faceplanted outta that carriage. On another note, colin constantly looking back at her to check on her is peak protective husband. Colin ‘my wife’ bridgerton indeed. Also Penelope’s so loved by his family and not him being willing to fight Eloise, his own sister, like hold your horses buddy. El baby she’s loved him since you guys were children. Both are honestly valid and i love them both so much, i just need my peneloise besties back right now. Like so expeditiously. Awww, colin checking up on pen. He’s truly already so far gone. I’M SORRY THE TREE???? What the actual fuck???? Lady tilley arnold needs to get the fuck off my screen. I’ve never read the books but booktok and twitter made me love sophie already, i need her. Not pen listening to her family reading LW Lmaoo she seems so smug about it. EY LADY DANBURY HAPPY ABOUT POLIN THEY’RE SO LOVED BY EVERYONE. KANTHONY MY BABIES. MY PARENTS ARE GONNA BE ACTUAL PARENTS STFU. Anthony’s so feral for her 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 aww hyacinth is so excited to tell them about polin’s new engagement my daughter fr. HYACINTH OMG IJBOL NOT HER SAYING GREGORY’S THE FAMILY PET I’MMA DIE. Eloise baby she did not use you, she loves you and you love her so make up bitches. Cressida is so gay for eloise no one can tell me otherwise. OH MY GOD NOT THE BOOK LINE ABOUT HIS LOVE BEING A THUNDERBOLT FROM THE SKY SOMEONE SEDATE ME (might need to make a part two and i’m only 10 minutes in) they’re not even married yet and Benedicts like “your wives” she’s always been a bridgerton for real. PORTIA I AM INDIFFERENT TOWARDS YOU BUT BACK OFF FROM MY GIRLY AND DON’T MAKE HER DOUBT HER RELATIONSHIP. COLINS SO HOT TELLING PORTIA OFF SOMEONE GET ME SOME HOLY WATER OR SOMETHING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. HE’S BEEN WITH HER FOR LESS THAN 24 HOURS AND HE’S ALREADY THROWING AROUND THE L-WORD OH HE FELL SO HARD FOR HER IMMA THROW MYSELF IN FRONT OF A MOVING TRUCK. MIRROR SCENE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD ALRIGHT ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING OH HIS SPEECH IMMA KILL MYSELF IM SO SERIOUS. THIS IS PERFECT OH MY GOD, NICOLA COUGHLAN IS A GODESS AND THEIR CHEMISTRY IS SO PALPABLE. “LIE DOWN” THAT WAS SO FUCKING HOT, COLIN BRIDGERTON CAN COMMAND ME AROUND ANY DAY. Sex scene, sex scene, sex scene….TO POV???? Oh, that’s such a beautiful song choice. This is literally so intimate, i feel like I’m intruding. Colin bridgerton is a canon consent man and as a woman i think that’s so sexy. That was the cutest sex scene of my life, cute, hot, awkward, everything a first time is supposed to be (i wouldn’t know🙊) KANTHONY SCENE. HES THE CUTEST ALL KISSING HER STOMACH. Newton and Anthony always beefing. Their so cute 😫😫😫. Awww John and Francesca are so cute as well. Awwww him asking about marriage 😖😖😖. VISCOUNTESS KATE IN ACTION MY BABY GIRL. She’s working overtime being pregnant, viscountess and giving eloise advice. She clocked peneloise’s tea. AWW Post-sex polin is the cutest with the book line too 🥹🥹🥹🥹 and the teasing!!! They’re truly so friends to lovers. NOT HER GETTING INTERRUPTED WHEN SHE WANTS TO TELL HIM SHE’S WHISTLEDOWN. FUCK ASS SERVANTS. Oh poor pen having to listen to her fiancé trash-talk her without knowing he’s taking about her, like i wouldn’t tell him i’m Whistledown either after this, bet. Also they literally have no sense of personal space and it’s too cute. Aww a colin and eloise talk. THEY WERE INSEPARABLE AND THEY NEED TO BE AGAIN SOON OR IMMA DO SOMETHING SO DRASTIC I SWEAR TO GOD. Peneloise as bestie sister-in-law’s is something that i need so bad it’s like not even funny anymore. Penelope’s sister need to leave her the fuck alone and portia needs to leave her ulterior motives at the door even penelope was like what the hell is going on. I don’t really mind will and alice plot honestly they’re just a cute married couple, much like polin will be. OH MY GOD NOT BENEDICT CALLING KATE SISTER IM DYING IM DECEASED. THAT FUCK ASS TOP HAH OH MY LORD. NOT COLIN CALLING PENELOPE HIS BRIDE TO BE 🫠

[strawberryfloofs]

Caregiver Sayori x Female Regressor

Summary: You slipped deep into littlespace and you're struggling to express feelings. Sayori comes in to check on you and you have a mini-tantrum, but she gives you time to calm down and talk. Extra: Fluff and babyspace ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Right now, you were sat on the floor of the playroom with your stuffies. Below you was a soft, pink rug with green flowers on it. Flowers, you like flowers, you thought, but what you didn't like was all the feelings you had. All you wanted to do was play with your toys and have lots of fun, but your body said otherwise. You clutched your Bingo stuffie and pouted, trying to ignore the overwhelm. After a couple minutes, Sayori walked into the playroom with a warm smile on her face. "Hey there Kiddo," she beamed, as she sat down in front of you, "I stopped hearing those cute giggles and sounds of yours, so I came to check on you! whatcha doin?" Sayori's gesture of care got a small smile to appear on your face, you liked that she was so observant. Plus, she was right, when you play, you make ALL the noises and sound effects because how can you play with a monster truck WITHOUT a vroooomm! Your smile faded as she continued eye contact with you, and noticing your silence, she held your hands in hers. "You okayyyyy?" She sung, tilting her head a little bit. You wanted to tell her that you were feeling upset, but you didn't know why you did. You just knew you had big girl feelings that you couldn't get out. Why are words so hard? You opened your mouth but all that came out was whines, babbles, and if you were lucky, an incoherent word or two.

"Hm, okay! How about one of Sayori's hugs? She gives the best ones in the world!" Sayori suggested, and you nodded. She scooted closer to you and gave you a big warm hug that made you feel better. Having her attention is nice, you like it. She liked having long hugs, which you didn't mind, but sometimes you got bored, and this was one of the times. Being past her shoulder, you noticed her short, coral hair that looked so fluffy and nice to touch. It also looked super shiny and inticing, so you moved your hand and grabbed a spot. "Ouch baby, it hurts when you pull my hair, you little goober!" Sayori winced, letting out a small chuckle while trying to pry your fingers away, which let out another giggle from you! "Awww, I'm glad you liked that sweetheart," Sayori smiled, before gasping with a new idea to cheer her little girl up, "I'm gonna get you a bottle of peach juice and we can watch Bluey!" The thought of a baba of juice while watching your favorite cartoon, Bluey, sounded fun! It made you clap in happiness, but then you saw Sayori stand up and start to head towards the door, and you didn't want that. So, you grabbed Bingo and threw her at Sayori. "Nooo! No weave!" You kicked and whined, looking for other things to throw at her. Sayori was taken aback with your behavior and turned around, trying to dodge or catch some of the things you threw at her, such as soft blocks and your rattle. "Eeep!" She yelped. She walked over to you and kneeled down to your eye level. "Muffin, we don't throw things when we're upset. I know you didn't want Mama to leave, but that's not the way to get my attention," she said, using her mommy voice, "I think you need some time to calm down, so we're gonna go to timeout for 5 minutes, okay? Afterwards we can have a little talk." She spoke, giving a kiss on your forehead. "Tay.." You whined, not wanting to go in timeout, but wanting to be a good girl. "Can you be a good girl and take my hand?" Sayori asked, and you nodded. You held out your hands and she helped you to stand up, walking you over to the timeout chair and sat you down, facing the wall. Then she walked away, and you started to get teary-eyed, realizing you didn't have your stuffie. "I'd never forget your Bingo, my little love, you always get to keep comfort items during a punishment." Sayori whispered softly, patting your head before leaving. Time out went by quickly because you spent all the time thinking about how you were mean to your stuffie and Sayori, so much that you didn't hear her walk in. "Times up! You can turn around princess!" She cooed. When you turned around, you saw the warm smile of your Mama and a little pink octopus with a smiley face in her hands. There was a small line of blue below it, but it was cute, nonetheless. "Oooookaayy! I know you were feeling not so good today sooo, this is an octopus! It's pink and smiley right now, but if you..."- Sayori flips the octopus inside out and it turns into a blue, frowny face- "flip it like this, it's all sad! I know words can be hard little one, and I think this could help you express it, and me to know!" Sayori smiled. "I do! I do!" I make grabby hands for the octopus and she gives it to me, letting me flip it back to pink and happy. Seeing the face change makes another giggle escape from me. "Can you tell me what was the matter, babygirl?" Sayori cooed. "Ttention...! Ummm f-feeling buts bad! Hard talk!" You tried to explain. Sayori paused for a moment, trying to piece together a story with the few words you gave her. It might've taken her a bit of time, but it's something she's really good at she knows you slip pretty deep where talking can be hard

"You wanted my attention...because you were feeling bad, but it was too hard to use your big girl words, right? Is Mama right?!" Sayori cooed and tickled you softly. "Yahhh! Buh sorri, bad girl..." You looked down, speaking softly as you held Bingo tighter for comfort. You felt Sayori's hands on your chin, lifting it up so you could look at her, "It's okay, doll, you're not a bad girl. You were just feeling some big things and that's normal. You're my good girl!" "Weally?" You smiled. "Yeah, wanna know a secret?" Sayori smiled back. "I have big girl feelings too, some that make me really, really, sad- and sometimes they get the best of me too!" She kissed your forehead, ruffling your hair. "Butttt, spending time with you always cheers me up." Sayori whispers with a smile, and boops your nose. "Eeeee!" You squeak. "Now, you ready to go get your baba and your cartoons, love bug?" Sayori gasped, pulling you up. "Yaa!" You babbled.

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[bexfangirlforlife]

911 episode 60 (4×14) first watch notes:

Okay, so I had a few minutes to breath while posting my ep thoughts on tumblr. But let's get into that season finale ep

I either am not gonna say much about this. Or I'll pause a lot. We'll see

Oh boy Buck screaming for Eddie while crawling under the fire truck

Buck's glassy wide eyes avdhrhhfjdjeu4hudisj

"Are you hurt?" Sbbedjeiqiajwheheudjdsk

(rewind. Need to immediately rewatch scene)

Buck repeating "we got you" while basically doing everything by himself

"I got you" yeah that's right. You got him

"I need you to hang in" wcecjsjakejkr

"You okay Buckley?" ... uh NO! How would he be ok after this????? Bswvhssjjsbajefbdbkdiskrbrvfjdbfntkrifk4uffb3udbrurbr7rbr7jrfuv4ur

"No" 😭 the urge to say 'I know baby I know' is so strong rn

Someone take care of Buck please. Someone hug that boy. His boyfriend got shut right in front of him

Buck's shaking hands 😭

I don't even care that she usually annoys me. Please take care of him 🥺

Just in shock... chimney... that boy needs to be coddled in a blanket and get so much more therapy stat

Uhm quick question: how do you guys know the sniper is a he?

Buck's eyes look so read when he went into Chris' room

Awww Buck crying 🥺

Chris consoling a crying Buck 🥺😭🥹

Yes. You go Athena figuring out stuff

Aw cute Athena and Bobby scene

So we just had a talk with Bobby saying "there is that thing 'I couldn't imagine my life without you'." And now we have Buck bringing up that it's weird without Eddie out there... 👀

Oh it's time for a classic Buck...

Aw the Bobby and Buck talk

Aaaand Buck comes running to Eddie being awake 🥰

Eddie's shut your stupid mouth kinda look when Buck said it would have been better if he would have gotten shot

How did I not know about Bobby getting shot too?

Yeees Chimney taking charge

Ethan looks familiar somehow

(looked it up: oh he was in Big Sky)

Aw Chimney and Maddie are so cute together too

Everybody is so cute in this ep

Aww this scene with Nia's mom is so sweet too.

Oh boy another Buddie scene. Can I even stomach more cute?

Oh he Evan'ed him

When they turned to look at each other at the same time... ahvshejwkdkdifbrvrudbrbf

My heart. And the squeal I could barely hold in

This could easily been a great build up for a kiss. Just sayin

Is that a Demi Lovato song?

Ohhh Albert becoming a firefighter??? I did not see that coming

Hoooh boy what an amazing episode!!!

I think this one ties with the tsunami ep(s) for me

Ahhh I'm done with season 4

[larabiatasstuff]

Part one here 🖤

Part two🖤

"I can't wait to meet them. How long until we get to the bar?" "A little about an hour why?" he asked looking me "Oh just wondering.Mhh... Hey wanna play a game?" "What kind of game are you thinking about?" "How about 'I spy with my little eye'?" I asked sitting upright in my seat. "Yeah that sounds fun you start." "Umm I spy with my little eye something red." "Mhh the hair on my mask?" "No try again." "The dots on my pants?" "Nope". "My nose?" "Yes very good. Now it's your turn." he put a finger on his chin and thought for a moment. "Alright, I spy with my little eye something brown." "Harold?" he looked at me in shock "How did you do that?" I couldn't help but laugh "I'm a woman of many talents ." "That you are. " he said shaking his head in disbelief. We kept it going for the rest of the drive until we finally arrived at the bar. Sweet Tooth parked in front of the building. I jumped out of the truck and stretched myself. I waited for him to get out and together we entered the bar.

"There they are" Sweet Tooth said and pointed to a table where a man and a woman sat. "I join you in a second I need to use the bathroom." he nodded and walked over to the table. I made my way to the restroom and did my business. When I came out of the restroom some guy stood in my way trying to hit on me. I just gave him one of my friendliest smiles before I kicked him in the groin and pushed him to the floor. Then I walked over to the table where John, Quiet and Sweet Tooth sat. "Hey... What?" I asked looking at them. Sweet Tooth chuckled. "Well they are impressed of your ability to handle yourself." "Oh this? This was just an idiot. Anyways I'm Y/N nice to meet you." "Nice to meet you too Y/N damn girl you don't take prisoners huh?" John asked. "You know I've been traveling alone for a while before I met Sweet Tooth, I needed to stand up for myself. He tried to get his hands on me too and failed." Quiets eyes went wide "What do you mean?" "She kicked my ass." Sweet Tooth said bluntly. "Wait... Wait you kicked his ass? He's double your size." John said in disbelief. "You just have to know how to handle it."I said with a shrug. "And this is okay for you? You're not angry or embarrassed?" Quiet asked. "Nah I was actually impressed I mean who would have thought that this little firecracker here could beat someone like me. Also I... I really like her." he said looking down playing with his fingers" Awww I like you too Sweet Tooth. " " God you're a weird couple " Quiet said laughing." Yeah maybe but being normal is pretty boring right? "." Well that's true. Umm should we get some drinks? " she asked." Oh yeah I'm coming with you. " and we both went to the bar. We spent the rest of the day talking, laughing, joking and getting to know each other and Sweet Tooth told the whole story of how we met. Watching him talk about with so much passion made me smile and I just started to like him much more.

[tobiasdrake]

The Disappearance of Nagato Yuki-chan, Episode 5 - Her Melancholy

You know what, that's fair. I'm still mad but that's fair.

Again, I love Haruhi, she is my character, but I want the first thing I see this episode to be Haruhi flung violently out the window. Here we go.

Okay, Yuki probably wouldn't violently fling Haruhi out the window. Running away crying in an anxiety panic is more believable.

But you, Ryoko. You can do this. I believe in you. You are the epitome of Lawful Menace and you can hurl that trespasser through that window. Here we go!

She is holding it. She is holding Yuki's chocolates.

I mean. Reasonably speaking, Haruhi is innocent of any wrongdoing here. She had no idea. She met a boy, wanted to hang out, and hit it off. She barely even knows these people. Haruhi has done nothing wrong.

If she and Yuki were pals and she knew about Yuki's crush, then yes. If Ryoko had done this, then it would be a huge betrayal and personal violation of Yuki's friendship. But Haruhi's under no obligation to hang back and refrain from flirting with guys she meets in case someone else had eyes on them first.

As... bizarre as it is to say given her behavior in the other show, Haruhi is not the Bad Guy (TM) here. Reasonably, Yuki is simply running into the brick wall of "You never made a move". A curse that afflicts many a neurodivergent and anxietous person with their first or even later crushes. She had her chance at the Christmas Party and even tried to shoot her shot, but she took it back and let it pass her by. Now a bolder and more confident person is scooping him up instead.

That is a reasonable assessment of what's happened.

However, I have watched Yuki agonize over her feelings for four episodes so I am not feeling reasonable. I want Haruhi hit by a truck.

For real, though, I do feel for Haruhi here. She has no idea why Ryoko's furious.

This is the kind of character drama where nobody's really in the wrong, and that's always the most heart-wrenching of all. Haruhi was right to take her chance but Ryoko is right to be livid over it.

Oh shit, she wasn't even flirting.

(Opportunity to research Japanese Valentine's Day unlocked. Today I Learned Something!)

Episode 4 even set this up with Mikuru and Tsuruya discussing obligation chocolate. Valentine's Day in Japan is celebrated by the practice of women giving chocolate to men, but there are two different kinds: Inexpensive obligation chocolate and handmade true feelings chocolate, the latter of which can be used as a romantic confession.

Obligation chocolates are given to whatever guys happen to be in your social space. Colleagues, friends, acquaintances, etc. Just to avoid hurting anybody's feelings. Which has come under fire for pressuring women into pacifying men, with many opting in recent years to give friendship chocolate instead to just the people they're close to.

But, in any case, obligation chocolate is what Haruhi was doing here. She was just participating in a holiday custom, whereas Yuki and Ryoko spent the better part of yesterday whipping up heartfelt true feelings chocolate for Kyon.

Awww

Okay she no longer needs to be thrown out the window. They totally faked me out back there.

(Partly because I didn't understand chocolate politics. I did think it was odd that Haruhi was casually handing Kyon what is clearly just a Hershey's bar from the corner store but I figured that was just Haruhi being the type to buy her chocolate rather than make it at home. I did not realize there were actually different cultural meanings to the different gestures.)

Did she know that? She popped by yesterday and Kyon told her, "Yeah, everyone went home so club's cancelled." And then the two of them went off and hung out instead.

How would Haruhi know that Yuki was preparing true feelings chocolate for Kyon?

Lawful Menace is as much of an emotional roller-coaster of First Time Feeling Things as Yuki is. She just hides it better.

Ryoko Asakura is this show's MVP. No question. I like how she cherry-taps her punch because she even at her wit's end, she can't bring herself to attack another person over something she knows, in the rational part of her brain, isn't their fault.

So she takes a moment to just. Break down. And cry. And work through her feelings. This is good. Meanwhile poor Haruhi isn't really consoling her so much as she winds up having to be breakdown adjacent.

Sometimes there's nothing you can say or do. Sometimes you just have to be breakdown adjacent.

Yuki is entirely to blame here. She saw chocolate and had a panic attack. Even though, unlike me, she's lived in this culture for her entire life and would know what obligation chocolate is.

Ryoko needs to throttle Yuki. With love. But also throttling.

There we go. Throttling with love.

She doesn't even realize she dropped the box.

So she didn't have a panic attack and flee. She's just. A disaster.

SHE WAS GIVING HARUHI PRIVACY TO WOO THE BOY SHE LIKES

Yuki. Yuki. Why are you the most precious thing ever to walk on Haruhi's green earth?

Yuki sitting there like, "I'll be okay with it if you like Kyon too."

And Ryoko's face like, "I won't. I'll cut a bitch."

[saintsir4n]

7. FALLING

thank you for the support

WARNINGS: MENTIONS OF MENTAL HEALTH

"DON'T tell me you're fallin' in love, it's been what, a couple of weeks?"

"I am, he gets me you know," Carson gushed, speaking quietly to Keelie. "Sounds like bullshit I know, but word to God, I'm serious."

Fortunately, the nail salon wasn't busy so only five other people were being tended to.

Keelie huffed out a laugh, "The dick that good?"

"It's the best," Brian was probably the best she ever had. It was only two days since their date and they couldn't stop, he caught her whenever and wherever.

All the time she spent with him, she noticed a lot. He was quite jumpy, and anxious, especially when it came to his phone. Very cagy about his past and she knew to respect that even though it drove her to overthink.

"White boy got it like that?" Keelie was shocked, she'd never seen her friend act so enamoured about a guy.

In the past, Carson was very naive, and way too trusting, so she hoped that history wasn't repeating itself.

Carson giggled, "He really does. Girl, he talks me through it."

Keelie instantly choked on air, "He what?"

"You heard me."

"He's vocal?" Keelie lowered her tone, making sure the customers couldn't hear much to their disappointment. Carson nodded in response. "Damn."

"Voice husky and everythin', he puts it down, lifts me up, keeps me hooked even if he's just starin', he knows he's got some sort of power over me. Drive's me crazy, I swear.”

“He’s packin’ right? He has to be with that shit eatin’ grin.”

“Respect me, I wouldn’t settle for no little dick,” Carson’s response had them both snickering.

The friends abruptly looked up when the shop bell rang and Brian walked in, eyes immediately landing on Carson.

"Ladies," he nodded at a few of them as he walked by, greeted Keelie before leaning over the counter and pressing a few kisses to Carson's lips making the customers awww in the background. Keelie moved away to help them. "You good baby?" she nodded, noting the irritation in his eyes, but before she could say anything he asked, "You get your nails done?" she nodded again, showing them off to him. He pulled out a 50-dollar bill and put it next to her.

She looked shocked, "You don't have to."

"I want to," Brian insisted, still not smiling.

He's annoyed, she realised.

"You ready to go, your shift is done right?" Brian questioned.

"It's done," she replied, "I'll go get my stuff."

He nodded, watching her go into the back, then sighing when he heard Keelie's voice.

"I'm watchin' you," she warned, walking passed.

He snapped his head, looking in her direction as she picked up a new electric file, "I didn't do nothin'."

"Tell that to my third eye," Keelie took note of his annoyance, wondering why he was so worked up.

Brain didn't respond.

Carson came back, with her bag in hand and immediately saw how riled he was.

"Yo, Keke what did you say to him?" she asked, coming up to Brian who put his arm around her.

"Nothin', I only said hi. Didn't I Eminem?" Keelie taunted, sitting down in front of a regular.

"Yeah, Lil' Kim's right," Brian jabbed, making the whole store laugh.

Even Carson smiled, sticking her tongue out at Keelie who flipped him off.

Brian whispered something as they walked out and onto the street, "Come on, I gotta show you somethin' before we meet the team."

"What is it?" she wondered.

His ringtone disrupted his response. He pulled out his phone, keeping it close to his chest and ignored the ring.

She squinted at him, "Brian?"

His phone started to ring again, just as they reached his truck.

"Is that your mom or somethin'?" she pressed.

"What? No, it's just..." he trailed off, annoyed by the constant ringing and switched off his phone, but that only irritated Carson more.

She shrugged off his arm, "Do you have some secret life you're not tellin' me about Brian?" she was frustrated and he hated that he was making her feel that way. "Do you have a wife, kids, some white picket fence?"

He tried taking her hand but she didn't let him, "Baby, calm down, it's nothin'."

"Then why do you look tense?"

"Because you questionin' me alright? Nothing's wrong, I'm good, you good?" he didn't mean to snap at her. He'd never done it before.

Carson took a step back, looking him up and down. Why's he acting like this? her annoyed gaze settled on something she hadn't noticed before.

"Yo, what happened to your hand?"

It was red and slightly blotchy.

Brain flexed his fist and shook his head, "It's nothin'."

"Was it Vince, did you get in the ring with him again or somethin'?" she was met with silence, "Just answer the question."

"I just did," he breathed out. "Trust me, I'm tense 'cause everythin' is on top of me at the moment. I have bad days and good days like everyone else"

She had to ask, "And your phone?"

"It's Harry," he rushed out, "I left my shift early to come and see you, to spend to with you."

"Okay," she didn't have anything else to say.

He groaned, "Don't be like that, lemme show you want I got you."

Carson just nodded, watching him unlock the truck and pull open the passenger seat, retrieving the present he got for her.

She gasped when she saw the jewel-encrusted sunshine ornament. She remembered telling him about it on their date but she didn't think he was listening.

"Y-you... how?"

"I kept an eye out," he carefully placed it in her hands. "Just wanted to make you happy."

It cost nothing, but it meant everything.

She clutched it tightly, smiling so hard her cheeks hurt.

"Thank you, baby."

And it was like everything was forgotten.

So Brian smiled and embraced her tightly, placing a kiss on her forehead.

"Let's get outta here."

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The next day Carson squealed when she saw her car, more importantly, the engine that looked like it cost 15k. Jesse even claimed to have tweaked a few things, things she didn't notice before. She couldn't believe it. Her flashy rims, the turbine, and the compressor were fixed and the stereo was finally working again too.

"Like it?" Jesse asked with a proud smirk.

"Like it? you did this before street wars and whilst you were fixing the Supra?" she gawked, eyes blinking rapidly at the shiny parts.

He sheepishly shrugged, "Had to do it for you. The rims were the easiest to do. The engine took some time but it was nothin'. Speakers are all set. Check them out, you'll love it, drivin' down sunset blarin' them to the car Gods."

She laid a fat kiss on his cheek and hugged him.

"I love you, you know that? The biggest, bestest and brightest," she listed, beaming at the car.

"I love you too, now lemme get back to the Supra. Go paint your Charger, I know the designs will be sick."

Jesse left her to her own devices. Carson put down the hood, then reached into her pocket to add the last addition.

She slid into the front seat, slid off the plastic and placed the sunshine ornament on the dashboard, it stuck very easily.

"I hope you love it, Dad," she whispered, wishing he was here.

After a moment she jumped out, blew a kiss at the car and walked around the garage, finding the paint she was going to use for the designs, then pulled out her sketchbook and some overalls to protect her fit. She got lost in her own world when she started, everything was going to plan.

She felt so blessed.

So what could go wrong?

She heard some of the guys talking from the distance but she didn't pay much attention.

She barely flinched when she felt someone kneel behind her and wrap an arm around her shoulder pausing her painting.

"Hey blondie," she greeted him as he kissed her cheek.

"Looking good," Brian nodded to the design. Every time he saw her work, whether it was in her sketchbook or some other street racer's car, it made him wonder why she never did this professionally, just like Jesse. Art school or engineering.

She leaned into his hold, "Thank you."

They talked for a while, she asked if his hand was okay, but was told that it was nothing to worry about. He kept saying she would win any race she would enter and couldn't wait to see it happen, all while taking some pictures of them.

He had pictures of the pair of them all over his phone.

Pulling her from the ground, he cupped her face and pressed his lips to hers. The feeling coursing through their veins wasn't foreign anymore. They embraced it like a warm hug. It was light yet intense.

When she went to move away he squeezed her sides.

Carson's laughter caught Dom's attention and he stood by the entrance, but neither of them saw him yet.

"Check it," Brian tried taking the paintbrush from her but she ended up getting some of the excess paint on his shirt.

"That's what you get," she mused.

"Oh, that's what I get?" He wiped the rest of the paint on her overalls, earning a fierce glare.

Finally seeing a displeased Dom standing off to the side, Brian shifted back slightly.

"Need a cigarette," he murmured.

Carson's brows furrowed, "Didn't you say you quit?" damn he must be stressed.

"I have to make a parts run 'round Simi Valley for Harry," Brian dismissed her question, looking directly at Dom.

"Drive safe," The Torretto man said with indifference.

"Bye, Sonny," Brian breezed passed Dom, after kissing her goodbye.

Carson stood there awkwardly, Dom continued to stare at her, and she didn't understand why.

"I had a guy on the phone, said you hadn't finished his design yet," he expressed, breaking the silence.

"I'm on it."

"Are you, 'cause you seem distracted?" There was a lot of judgment in his tone.

She scoffed, "Get off my back. If I say I'll finish the design I'll finish the design," she put down the paintbrush and frowned, "Brian's not a distraction. I thought you liked him."

"Me likin' him got nothin' to do with anythin'. Just focus," he always said the same thing to both her and Mia. His sister for school and Carson for her occupation. He knew that his godsister was falling in love with the guy, they all did, it so was obvious. "You wanna win big at race wars right? Make sure you keep your head straight."

She huffed, "First Vince, then Brian, now you, must be somethin' in the water right? Why are you all in my grill? Just mind your business."

"You're my business. Always have been, always will!" he yelled, causing her to walk out of the garage in a huff, "And don't you forget that!"

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Later that day, Carson stood proud, grinning at the finished product of her car, trying to forget all the stress and worries she felt. She was happy. I'm happy, she kept telling herself. The team congratulated her for creating such a beauty before leaving to go and see Dom and Brian drive off in the completed Supra.

She tried not to overthink. Everything was going to plan, right? But the feeling in her stomach was growing.

Carson wanted to ignore it but her dad always told her to listen to her gut.

The sun was fading and she knew it was time to get back to her shared apartment. Letty had dipped, Mia was studying, Vince and Leon were inside whilst Jesse with stuck in his head working on the computer.

In the corner of her eye, Carson caught the orange Supra pulling up the garage.

Brian and Dom were talking intently about something, she couldn't get a good read on either of them, with their shades being on but she was too tired to even try.

"Yo Summer, where's everyone?" Dom asked, noticing her furrowed brows. The garage was scarce and Jesse didn't look up at the sound of his voice.

Brian smiled as he walked over to her since she didn't look too happy and he instantly felt a sense of dread.

"Inside," was all she had to say, "I'm bouncin'," she went to move but Brian caught her keyless hand, "Yeah?" Dom left the pair alone and eventually, Jesse joined him, finally snapping out of his trance and wanting to badger him about the sweet ride. "I gotta go, Brian."

"Why don't I come with you?" He suggested, with a smirk playin' at his lips.

"Won't your Sylvanian family be blowin' up your cell?" He laughed but she was serious as hell. "I've got work in the mornin' you know?"

"I won't keep you up and my phone will stay on silent. I promise," he came closer, pulling off his shades and staring into her eyes. The sun's falling rays struck her iris' had it stirred something inside of him. "I just wanna hold you, Sonny," he whispered as she scrunched her nose, making him cup her chin and peck her lips a few times. "We'll get some beauty sleep together. Okay?"

His words were making her trip and fall over any gut feeling.

So she agreed, "Okay. But we're just gonna sleep," she warned him as he pulled open the driver seat, letting her get in before jogging over to the passenger side. He gently shut the door, eyes lighting up at the ornament on the dashboard. "Only sleepin'."

Brian nodded, watching her start the engine, "A good night's rest and my beautiful girl to hold onto, not a bad way to live," he said softly, earning the cheesiest smile from her, "That's all I want."

"And that's what you've got."

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a/n:

https://pin.it/1s5Uvmk (how i imagine her car to look, obviously with huge bratz doll silhouettes across the sides) it's funny because her street name at this point is "barbie" but that won't stop her from doing what she wants. and what's cute is brian's street name is "bullit" so we've got bullit and barbie.

https://pin.it/1c7m5sX (how i imagine the sunshine ornament to be but without the moon). in the behind the scenes videos of this film, the director wanted no rearview mirrors in the car, because he wanted it to be as accurate to the street racing culture of the time, so carson doesn't have one. so just imagine the gift sticking to the dashboard. 

some more angst in this chapter between brian and carson. the way he caught an attitude with our girl was disrespectful but of course, all it took was a gift to calm her down. it's sad i know but it's all part of the build-up. carson loves love and even though she knows something is up she'll tell herself to be delusional for a little longer and let him "hold her".

i've been getting a few messages about how often i update but it states multiple times that i publish every sunday (even check the first few chapters pls!)

also with the mature scenes that i write, pls prevent yourself from saying "robbed" or "call 911". what i write should be enough and it gets annoying when i see things like that. as stated in my bio, don't comment on any of my stories if you're a minor!

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[eadanga]

Valentine's on the Ranch

Maddie sat on the porch admiring the view she sighs as she smiles This place is so beautiful I love it She rubs her pregnant stomach What do you think baby? Isn’t it beautiful? I can’t wait to show you all this when you finally arrive

The front door swings open and Sawyer comes out with a cup of hot chocolate “For my beautiful wife”

Maddie grins as she takes the mug from him “Thanks” She takes a sip “Mmmm this is good”

“I’m glad you love it”

Maddie smiles “The baby loves it too she just kicked with glee”

Sawyer smiles as he leans down to kiss her stomach “I’m glad you’re enjoying it little one” He kisses her cheek “So listen it’s Valentine’s day and I want to take you to the most romantic spot I knew in high school”

“Really?” She smirks “Who did you bring there?”

Sawyer chuckles “No one you’re the first”

“Oh really? Well I can’t wait to see your high school romantic spot”

Sawyer chuckles “Great there’s also a little Valentine’s day festival going on in town I wanna stop there get a couple of things for us”

“Ok this is gonna be fun”

“Make sure you look amazing tonight”

Maddie giggles “Oh you know I can’t fit into my dresses anymore”

Sawyer smirks then heads back into the house then comes back with a garment bag “I think this will fit you”

“Awww Sawyer you got me a outfit”

“Just wanna make sure my date look even more stunning than she already is”

Maddie stands then kisses him softly “Thank you I’ll see you tonight”

****

Maddie gets herself ready in the bedroom she admires the dress Sawyer got her and smiles I bet Brooklynne helped him picked this out but it’s amazing I love it She heads downstairs and soon as she approaches Sawyer grins

“Wow…”

“Yes?”

“You look so gorgeous I can’t believe I married a beautiful girl like you”

Maddie giggles “And you look handsome too”

Sawyer takes her hand “Let’s go beautiful”

Maddie blushes then follows him out the door they drive into town and see the festival going on. Sawyer walks up to a booth and orders two hot chocolates and cookies then he heads back “Got what I need”

“Great we’re gonna have a dessert picnic”

“Yup what till you try these the best in town”

“I can’t wait”

They get back into Sawyer’s truck and drive to an overhead pass Sawyer gets out the car grabbing a blanket from the back “Welcome to Kissing Point”

Maddie giggles “Is that what you guys called it?”

Sawyer chuckles “Yeah the football team used to bring their dates here”

“What about you?”

“Naw I didn’t have anyone to bring here the girls were really shallow and annoying”

Maddie laughs “I’m glad I’m the first you brought here”

“Yup” Sawyer lays out the blanket and sits patting next to him “Seat for you my queen”

Maddie laughs as she sits she admires the view in front of her “Wow this is amazing you can see the high school and all of Sweetridge”

“Yeah that’s the only reason I came here for the view of course when no one was around I really didn’t want them questioning me about who I kissed”

Maddie giggles then smiles “Well you can kiss me”

Sawyer smirks “I’d love to” He kisses her deeply then pulls away “So glad I got to finally do that here”

“Me too such a romantic night”

“It’s not over yet” Sawyer brings out a bouquet of roses from behind his back

“Oh Sawyer” She smells them “This is so sweet”

“I’m glad I actually grew them for you”

“You did?”

“Yeah I wanted you to have something meaningful”

“Aww Sawyer” she kisses him “I love you”

“I love you too” He rubs her stomach “And I can’t wait till we become a family of three”

Me too and the baby agrees”

Sawyer chuckles as he kisses her again in the moonlight

Tags: @mfackenthal @indiacater @the-soot-sprite @choicesgodfanatic

[thewholecrew]

@headstrongblake said: ❝  are they making you uncomfortable?  i can do something about it.  ❞ / o & kassy & ❝  hey asshole,  shut the fuck up or i’ll make you shut up.  ❞ / nick @ third party about kass

"yeah, in your fucking dreams buddy," kassy replied with a roll of her eyes, the shit this drunk idiot was saying honestly made her cringe and her skin crall. she wouldn't be caught dead doing half the shit he wanted and simply continued walking by them to try and find octavia. she hated with chase invited other musicians to his parties, they always thought they were famous and that they could do whatever they damn well pleased because anyone would want a taste of this, quoted from the man she just passed. disgusting. where was her best friend? they'd stayed long enough and she was glad that nick was on his way.

hey baby i wasn't done talking to you, don't walk away -- even if i like what i see, he called and her skin prickled with disgust and discomfort as she thankfully ran into octavia. "hey," she said a little stiffly which had octavia's fun expression shift, green eyes shining in concern and protectiveness. what's going on? she began before they heard the musician calling to her still, making his way through the crowd towards them. are they making you uncomfortable? i can do something about it. kassy's dark eyes softened as a relieved laugh escaped her and she wrapped her arms around her best friend. she loved her, how she was always so willing to protect them and fight anyone who didn't get the damn message.

"it's okay, o, let's just go. i think nick's here to pick us up anyways," she murmured, ignoring the man as he and his friends continued to cat call and be gross immature idiots. so long as he didn't put his hands on them she didn't care what he said, he didn't know her anyways. linking arms with octavia, they headed out to wait for nick, shivering in the cold morning air as he pulled up along the curb. he always got out of the truck to greet them and as he did so this time the door behind them opened, the musician and his friends piling out and spotting the girls. awww you're leaving, sweetcheeks? don't you want to stay a little longer? bet i could make it worth your while, you can even bring your pretty friend here too! he called to her with a laugh and her eyes narrowed, tensing as she glared back at them, octavia turning towards them to give them a piece of her mind as well but it was nick then who's voice was heard as he stepped protectively in front of the girls.

hey asshole, shut the fuck up or i'll make you shut up. he threatened and well with his height and stature they seemed to take it seriously. also of course they did, he was a man. kassy wanted to roll her eyes at how much she despised that. only respecting a no when it came from another man. the musician scoffed, whatever man, chicks a prude anyways, shes all yours, he muttered as they went back inside. kassy scoffed at that, her? a prude? laughable. "thanks guys," she murmured with a small smile though, leaning into octavia's tight and protective hug as she glanced up at nick who still seemed to bristle. "it's not always like this," she assured him because she did not want to hear him mutter for the next week about how they shouldn't be going to chases parties if there's jerks like this guy. "i would have liked to see you shut him up though," she mused with a small smirk as the three of them headed back to his truck. hey, say the word and i'll make it happen, he answered which had her grin.

[naurasweetarudesu]

I Hate My Name part 1

This is just a silly story of my TTTE OC, Dewi Sri's backstory. I also had another TTTE OC in this story that i keep hidden because i still not done designing them. But yeah, have this two mysterious characters that Sri really cares the most.

September 29th, 1935

This is a big day for me. For the first time since I arrived here, I was appointed to transport some wagons full of sugar to the dock. This was supposed to be Kak Lea's job. But she was scheduled for smokebox cleaning today. So Meneer appointed me. I've never gone this far to deliver something. Ooh, I'm getting a bit nervous about this.

As I was getting ready to leave, I saw Kak Harendra busy carrying boxes of sugar and helping other workers load them onto the trucks. I quickly approached him.

"Kak Har?" I greeted hesitantly.

"Oh, D̴̛͈̻̜̱̒̄̚ḛ̷͋̒̅ẇ̶̪̊̅̅ī̴͔̖͐͘! Have you finished getting ready? Too bad, we haven't finished putting all the sugar into the trucks. You don't mind waiting until it's done, do you?" He offered.

"Oh, no! Um… actually I haven't finished getting ready yet! I came here because I was surprised to see you working outside. Are you… not feeling sick today?"

"Yeah, I'm feeling a lot better today, thank you." He answered confidently. "You know, before I died, I wanted to at least be involved with a lot of things. One of them is to help you do something. Well, when the opportunity arises, I should take it, shouldn't I-?"

"Kak," I interrupted. "Can we for once not talk about death?"

I looked at him. He was frozen in place. It was a good thing the box he was carrying didn't fall over.

"Oh, umm, I'm sorry. I didn't know that you actually hate listening to me ranting about my possible short life expectancy. You must be feeling bummed out because of it. Sorry…" He apologized.

"Well, I understand that it's scary, so you just leave it to fate to decide, but you have to be optimistic! We all work hard here so Meneer has the money to mend you. So don't talk easily about death like that. It makes us all sad, you know?" I'm trying to reassure him.

He chuckled. "Alright, then. I'll keep it in mind."

Finally, all the sugar boxes were loaded into the trucks. I went around checking all the rows of wagons, making sure that none of the hooks were loose or broken. As I was checking the fourth carriage, Kak Lea approached me.

Kak Lea has always had trouble expressing emotions through her face since I've been working here. If you are a stranger, you would think that when she approaches you with her flat face, she is going to scolding or cursing you. But I could see that behind that flat face, she was actually feel happiness seeing me about to do my first run to the dock.

"So, are you ready for your first run to the docks?" Even her voice sounded flat. But like I said, I could sense that she was actually quite happy.

"Yup, but I'm a bit nervous. Hehe." I tried to laugh. She glanced at me before she shifted her gaze to her hands.

"D̴̛͈̻̜̱̒̄̚ḛ̷͋̒̅ẇ̶̪̊̅̅ī̴͔̖͐͘," She patted my shoulder. She then placed each of her index fingers on the right and left sides of her lips, and pushed the surrounding skin upwards, making it look like she was smiling (unnaturally).

"Good luck. I'm proud of you."

I paused, taking a few seconds to process what had just happened. Did Kak Lea… just tried to smile for me?

"Awww! Were you trying to smile for me just now?" I hugged her movingly. She was startled by the hug attack.

I hopped to my engine. Getting ready to head to the dock. My fireman, Babeh Jamsari was waiting for me in the cab. "Ready to go, D̴̛͈̻̜̱̒̄̚ḛ̷͋̒̅ẇ̶̪̊̅̅ī̴͔̖͐͘?"

"Of course!" But before that, I looked out the window, waved at Kak Lea and Kak Har. I blew the whistle and set off.

[eviltiddyproductions]

Vincenzo : Episode 4

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CONTINUE they didn’t even show a preview for the next episode

Oh I hope she didn’t watch them get hit

Also that evil man smiling as he knew what’s he about to do WHEN I CATCH YOU

What is this background music somebody is dead 😭😭😭 the case of classical music playing as someone gets murdered continues

SISTER NO

Oh this got me bad. I am actually so mad and sad at the same time 😭😭😭 I want to hug her so bad why must the good dads always die

baby <///3

also such a shoddy job, didn’t even see to check if everyone died. Babel, lawyer lady YOU WILL CRUMBLE

Should’ve continued hating her when she bragged that she blackmailed someone into killing themselves

now they’re going for character assassination too count your days you babbling Babel bitch ass corporation

Am I even going to be normal about her intern dying if this has got me DOWN (to be fair good parent dying and the child not getting a goodbye or being left alone has always hurt me )

and when I kill this lady. Just dancing just like that

the intern is the only one next to her :(

her dad was loved down. I love that

damn let me put a reminder to always put little notes on the back of photographs to remember better

lmao they’re both so unserious it is helping me rn 😭

how does someone look that good getting up from a 10 day sleep

I thought she gasped because she saw his butt but you know what I’d be more torn about someone hearing me cry too 💀

Oh he’s wearing pyjamas

my man said let me give it my all for plot conveniences and gave Vincenzo a to do list #real

I know he was trying to wake her up and wasn’t exactly wrong but that was really mean lmao

that sassy light slap #real

me trying to control the urge to punch this lady oh it’s bad for me

lawyer lady I want you to have the most painful episodes in the end 🙏💗

been in this office for a week and saying things like know your place when I get my hands on YOU

SMACK her Cha!!! I would it’s okay

The audacity to hold her neck I’m so mad ???

good one Cha

Intern just leave with her

The limbo 💀💗 awww he’s in her truck

she looks so good, always

my man so mad for the right things for being in the mafia and having killed people 😭 #real #change starts somewhere

the rain starting just as he stares at something

Public enemy number 1 so bad

how is the blood still wet it’s been 10 days ??? hey at least he seems to remember who did it.

What the fuck is that on this pretend CEO’s bed

yes Intern be her ears in this office #slay

I hope this villain lawyer lady is not the reason you die 😭

they really made her the suspect when I get my hands on this fiction lady EUGH

the chutney on the magazine that they might use as evidence 💔

Her dad’s apprentice fighting for his life to keep the door open to make Quasano help her he’s so real

Quasano pyjamas look so good. lmaooo if you’re going to lie down might as well get up ;)))

my man intern getting buffed every 3 seconds (rightfully so lmao boundaries babe but it’s nice that you want help)

oh the police is going to take this the other way 😭

look who got out of the horse

at least they got her breakfast. the zoom in makes me think they’re trying to get her fingerprints

he waited 😂

girl let the intern finish lmao, for me!!! I love when his tangents , he’s adorable (almost said babbles 😡)

how is everyone doing a background check on my man and missing the mafia link 😭

nooo she’s got no one to turn into but him 💀

Korea’s law system cannot be real let me google ??? no way

he’s got a knack for standing up for people in this building and I appreciate that. the inmate apologised for killing her dad as if he was not laughing 3 seconds ago like bffr

that cop was shady looking from the beginning but like rule number one of getting with shady people, you’re almost always going to get taken out

get this bitch Hong Cha

justice system and jails are in shambles everywhere in the world

my sister that lawyer lady needs to go!!!! they’ll keep killing but good promise regardless

to be fair he never promised

that was actually so sexy of him! get him Vince !!!!

slay apprentice man slay !!! tase him

the good guys not killing bad guys in fiction sucks because you know they’ll go to jail or can’t be revered for taking the upper hand but damn villains don’t stop killing you till they’re 6 feet underground

she said no killing, injure a little !

slay (might be a fake out though)

oh this is such a slay! count your days lady!

how are you going to have the heat and scare everyone and kill people and not be ready to take it yourself

Walking around with you can’t fuck with me I’ll kill you energy and can’t deal with the lights turned off ( she really pissed me off I’m sorry! I’m tired)

GET YOUR LICK BACK! The truck is such a nice threat touch here

their memories matter to me more than your worthless life ever could. bars honestly

real !!! how are you going to terrorise people and be scared to die omg ??? ( a problem with a lot of villains like be serious you can kill people but others can’t do that to you 😭 )

oh are they going to burn this Italy style?

damn did he actually kill those people (slay but I thought it was a fake out)

THEY ARE. GET EM!!!!

Is he just going to leave his lighter

arson never looked so good

my sister wear a mask??! what if someone recognises you

this is episode 4…. what are they going to do to me for the next 16 😨

It was a fake out !!!

not like they can go back to their boss anyway 💀

Aww the people came to help :)

this fake CEO about to get beaten up again I fear 😭

NOW?! Someone LIED TO ME because why is the INTERN the CEO WHAT !?!!!!

he must know everything about Vincenzo then

Oh I feel like someone stole the rug from my feet they gagged me I did not see this coming…

I mean it’s a great way to keep an eye on the people you hire but DAMN

Watch your back my girl 😭😭😭

[vro0m]

vro0m’s rewatch - 125/305

2013 Japanese GP

Alright, we’re getting close to the end now.

That weekend, the motorsport world was paying their homage to María de Villota. I didn't know who she was so here's a good opportunity to learn.

María de Villota was a Spanish racing driver, born in a family of racing drivers. She competed in the World Touring Car Championship and ADAC procar series, then was signed at Atlético Madrid for the end of the 2009 Superleague Formula open wheel racing series. She made her F1 test debut in 2011 with Lotus and talks were then ongoing to make her a test driver. In 2012, she was signed as such for Marussia. Unfortunately, in July of that year, during her first time in the car and as she was carrying out a straight line test in an aerodrome, she crashed into a stationary truck at a speed of around 50 to 65 km/h. It took about an hour to get her out of the car and she was hospitalized with life threatening head and facial injuries, due to which she unfortunately lost sight in her right eye. She was able to leave the hospital and fly back to Spain 17 days later. In October, she gave an interview in which she explained she had lost all sense of taste and smell, had chronic headaches, and required further surgery. She wished to go back to racing and also get involved in the safety aspect of the sport. Exactly one year after that interview, de Villota was found dead in a hotel room in Seville. An autopsy revealed she had died from a cardiac arrest linked to the neurological injuries due to her accident. In 2015, an official report concluded that she had not received proper information on how to stop the car and that the anti-stall system had activated while she tried to brake, causing her to crash into the truck.

RIP María de Villota

(That’s Lewis putting a small sticker for her on his helmet.)

Quali report. Gutierrez' car caught fire in the garage due to some spilled fuel but there was no damage. He got into Q2. Then JEV's rear brakes caught fire before the end of Q1, causing a red flag. Perez got kicked out of Q3 by Massa, who starts 5th, 3 places ahead of Alonso in 8th. Seb was supposed to cruise his way to pole but his car had a KERS failure. Webber seized the rare opportunity. However even the KERS issue wasn't enough to keep Seb off the front row, putting Lewis in 3rd, ahead of Grosjean.

And then we can skip right to the grid because I'm not interested in hearing Webber and Hill talk. 

Formation lap 

And they're racing! 

Holy fucking shit! Lewis puts himself in between the two Redbulls and they're wheel to wheel off the start, but it's Grosjean who takes the lead! And they're faster, so Lewis has to drop back. Oh no, he slides into the first corner and loses many places… and there's a heavy crash at the back! Lewis keeps losing places what is happening? Seb says he has front wing damage. They must have made contact. Lewis might have a puncture. He must have damage in any case. Seb is told it looks okay visually and in the data. So at the end of the first lap the order is Grosjean, Webber, Seb, Rosberg, Massa, Alonso, Hulkenberg, Perez… Pic is serving a drive through penalty already. And Lewis' rear right is absolutely gone!!! Totally delaminated. Ah fuck. He's in the pits now, he has floor damage, but he goes back out. 

The crash was between van der Garde and Bianchi. Lewis' puncture happened indeed in a contact with Seb right at the start. Damn he did well keeping his car on the track. We see van der Garde and Bianchi explaining to each other what happened. 

Lewis is told the target is now lap 19. He's down in P20 so dead last. 

Awww fuck. He retires. 

Do I even wanna watch this race now. I'll go to the end of it for the sake of it but it'll be minimal coverage sorry. 

The first wave of pit stops comes shortly after the first 10 laps. Rosberg gets a drive through penalty because of an unsafe release. There's some fighting between Ricciardo, Massa, Gutierrez, Raikkonen and Perez over 6th to 10th place. Pit stops pit stops bla bla bla. Seb is told "we're not racing Mark we're racing Grosjean". Right now Grosjean is still in the lead with Seb ahead of Webber after the latest pit stop. Pit stops. Now Seb is in the lead ahead of Webber and Grosjean. 

In an interview, Lewis says he had a great start, he went for the gap and it seems everything was okay. "Can't believe my luck". He’s sorry for the guys, the team, everybody has worked so hard. He was not surprised to be retiring, the floor was destroyed. 

Now it's Webber in the lead then Grosjean then Seb so I guess he pitted. Look I'm barely watching this but honestly even if I was doing this with all the focus I can muster I feel like it wouldn't be a very interesting race so please don't be mad at me for the very shitty review. Ah. Here we go. Seb is attacking Grosjean and it's fairly straight forward. So not even that was exciting really. Then Webber pits so Seb is back in the lead. Will he come out in front or behind– yeah it's behind Grosjean. 10 laps to go. Grosjean is under heavy pressure from Webber. Webber attacks but it's not enough yet. 5 laps to go. He attacks again but it's still not enough. Again, still nope. And finally with 2 laps to go he overtakes him. 

And it's the end of the race. 

Seb wins. Webber P2, Grosjean P3. 

No further Lewis content :(

[chameleon-on-lsd]

Everyone is Fucking Crazy E5 liveblogging

Episode 5 (Freundschaft Plus)

ja wasn titel aww derya in a snuggy :3 god I should not be watching this when I'm already close to crying for no reason ....whew cool cool cool, 2 minutes to fully sobbing aawwww derya rocking to Kummer I have forgotten his name again.... why am I so dumb lmao (it's malik, thanks past me) ah derya was also at their house aww cuddle pile wie bist du in den baumarkt gekommen mit skates? xD lmao schröder and where is chloe? "h'ja mit der queeren community' schröder bby aww they wanna build a boat for chloe (the hörk brainrot doesn't stop, the Baumarkt szene just reminds me of the cute fic where Adam works in one) christ derya, you really like older men huh xD I mean damn, same girl, but der schnauz?? sadlkjsalkd den bass verkauft?? auch schon halb angenommen dass das ne lüge war aww schröder 'freundschaft plus?' malik: "googles einfach" xD malik in dem schal halt auch einfach ne süssmaus (ich fühl mich aber auch einfach so alt lmao) schwan anficken, sehr relatable hat schröder einfach immer warmes bier dabei? "keine falsche müdigkeit vortäuschen" "ich schwöre die ist echt" xD (das warn erst 12 minuten??) ahja und warum genau hat niemand mehr aufs handy geschaut? aso, danke, liegt immer noch im truck ?!? das fucking stromkabel. aufm selbstgebstalten floss ja ne, kommt gut now she has it but she still didn't see the calls?? thank you schröder for voicing the problem sieht ja schon gemütlich aus das ding d'awww malik, warum so niedlich gooooood the music ah kleines notizbuch askdjaskljdlkasjfl schröder bby <3333 chloe baby ;-; aw derya smart bby 'das hab ich von so nem toten mitgenommen' was xD DAMN did not except that (her taking the shirt of, not them making out) awww chloe ist auch einfach so süss ;-; lmao chloe jumpscare bitte lass der schwester nicht wieder die finger zermetzeln xD aaaaahhh das grinsekatze tattoo und derya, safe sex is wichtig, guck nich so düster xD 'könn auch erstmal mit mir anfangen' damn girl aaaaah schröder bby gott die musik ist halt so gut wie riesig ist das fucking bett von derya?? danke malik fürs schlau sein god musicccc

........and then I forgot that they episodes were only online until the end of august :) :) so whoops. guess I'm never gonna finish this show