#awww I remember this one! (〃ω〃)

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DIABOLIK LOVERS DAYLIGHT Vol. 7 Mukami Ruki Animate Tokuten Drama CD: “Sleeping Together ★ With Vampire"

Audio

No, not that kind of sleeping together.

...And yet somehow not really the other kind either because despite it's title there is LITTLE TO NO SLEEPING TOGETHER GOING ON AT ALL except at the very end TᴖT TᴖT TᴖT My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

Ok ok I'm obviously being overdramatic. Misleading name aside the CD is enjoyable and cute just...not at all in the way I was expecting (that being something akin to the Sleeping Vampire Scenario from Vandead Carnival but, alas, no). But oh well, I got to hear Ruki be all deredere towards the end so it's fine I guess lol

Ideally I'd create an actual translation to go along with this (I might do so sometime in the future, unless someone more competent does it first) but for now I've put a summary of the story under the cut. I ask that you please have mercy on me though, I am not used to writing this kind of stuff and it probably shows >﹏<;

Regardless, I hope you enjoy ( ﾉ^ω^)ﾉ ⋆⁺₊☽⁺₊⋆

UPDATE: The CD now has an actual translation courtesy of my fellow Ruki stan @otomehonyaku o(^o^)o please go check it out if you haven't already!

[Disclaimer: I always allow my stuff to be used for translation purposes, as long as I am credited. But please do not reupload the audio anywhere]

Summary ~*×*☆*+*~

[Please note that there may be mistakes or I might've misinterpreted parts of the CD. I apologize in advance (╥﹏╥)]

The CD starts with Ruki encountering Yui, who is carrying an unusually large package. Curious, Ruki asks her what she's doing, and learns that Kou has tasked her with delivering the package to him (Ruki). Ruki is somewhat perplexed as he doesn't recall requesting anything of the kind. Yui suggests that it might be a surprise gift, but Ruki is skeptical. He wants to ask Kou directly but is reminded that he is currently away on a location shoot. With a resigned sigh, Ruki decides that he has no choice but to open the package in Kou's absence. He asks Yui to hand the package to him, and then invites her to come along to his room to find out what's inside. She eagerly accepts, and they head off together.

In Ruki's room they take a seat (on what I assume to be the sofa) and open the package. Inside, there are various wooden pieces resembling parts of something, along with a letter from Kou. Ruki reads the letter aloud and it's revealed that the package contains a (*drumroll*)... puzzle! And not just any puzzle but a ✨️3D puzzle✨️. In the letter Kou encourages Ruki and Yui to assemble the parts together to discover what they will form. Since he's got spare time on his hands Ruki decides to have a go at it, with Yui joining in.

After a while of working on the puzzle, Ruki asks Yui how her part is coming along. She shows him, and he comments that she's doing better than he anticipated. He helps her out with some difficult pieces before instructing her to continue on her own. Yui asks Ruki if this is his first time putting together a 3D puzzle, and he replies that he's tried some before, but that this particular type is new to him. Yui is eager to learn what it is they are building, and Ruki, not wanting to dampen her anticipation, pretends he still can't quite figure out what the finished thing will be either (awww ♡). Ruki suggests that rather than moving their mouths they should focus on moving their hands as with their current pace the puzzle won't be finished. He reasons that the faster they move the sooner they'll have their curiosity satisfied. Yui agrees to work faster and Ruki promises to do the same.

They pick up the pace and eventually the puzzle is done. The assembled pieces have formed a small foreign castle, and Ruki reveals that he suspected as much from the start. He surmises that Kou must have remembered their expressed desire to visit such a castle after seeing one by chance on one of his TV shows. Ruki acknowledges Kou's attempt to make the two of them happy in his own way. He praises Yui for doing a great job despite not knowing what they were actually assembling, noting that the part she made fits perfectly into the castle.

However, there is no response from Yui, causing a puzzled (ahaha) Ruki to remark on her lack of reaction to something she had been so excited about. Turning his head to the side to look at her, Ruki discovers that she's fallen asleep with her head resting on his shoulder. He comments on the privilege of such a sleeping position but acknowledges that it's understandable she'd fall asleep since it's past their usual bedtime. She had seemed so engrossed in their work that he didn't notice her drifting off.

Ruki carries Yui to his bed and gently places her there, saying that she should have just told him that she was tired. He realizes that she likely made an effort to stay awake until the end, though she ultimately fell asleep. Deciding that it would be a good time for him to go to sleep as well, he tidies up and hides the little castle under the table, so that he'll be able to see Yui's reaction to it in the morning.

Returning to the bed, Ruki asks Yui to scoot over to make room for him, but she's sleeping too soundly to hear. He lies down next to her and (in true Mukami Ruki fashion) begins observing Yui's sleeping face. He notes how relaxed her expression is and wonders if it's because she's tired out from using her brain (lmao rude). Ruki then ponders what kind of face Yui will make when she wakes up—will she feel guilty for falling asleep before the puzzle was finished, or will she be surprised and embarrassed to find him laying next to her? Regardless of what her reaction will be, Ruki knows that it'll be enjoyable to witness. But he's certain she'll be happy once she sees the completed puzzle and admits to himself that he really wants to see that expression on her face. He's aware that it's out of character for him, and thinks that he might even have trouble falling asleep from the excitement (asdfsdjfj this is too fucking cute I can't)

Ruki decides that he should thank Kou for the useful gift by making him his favorite food for dinner tomorrow. The mention of dinner causes Yui to stir (what a relatable Queen), and Ruki teases her for being greedy. He assures the still-sleeping girl that she doesn't need to worry; he'll make her favorite dish as well as a reward for her hard work on the puzzle.

The CD ends with Ruki saying how he looks forward to seeing Yui's reaction the following day.

Fin ~*×*☽*+*~

- _(´ω`_)⌒)_

[torahoes]

(IDOLiSH7) Torao Mido - RabbiTube mini Rabbit Chat

Please note that I am not a professional translator. If you come across any mistakes, feel free to let me know and I will make the necessary corrections.

Momo: Yamato, Torao, good work~! The RabbiMini project was fun, wasn't it? 🥺

Torao Mido: It sure was. I even gained valuable insights into portraying a delinquent from both of you.

Yamato Nikaido: Good work today. That makes it sound like we’re the perfect examples of delinquents or something lol

Torao Mido: Are you not?

Yamato Nikaido: Of course we're not! We're the dazzling idols of the moment, right?

Momo: It's funny when Yamato says it lolol

Momo: Oh, right! I got some info from Haruka. He said Utsugi-san did the dance from our RabbiMini video!!

Momo: Is this true?! 🕺🎶

Torao Mido: Yeah.

Torao Mido: I was watching the video with Touma in the green room when out of nowhere Utsugi-san said, "I can dance too," and that's how it all unfolded.

Momo: No way!! I want to see that so bad 😆🔥 What was it like!?

Torao Mido: For some reason, his moves were surprisingly sharp, and he was pretty skilled. Haruka and Minami came back to the green room while he was still dancing

Torao Mido: They were like, "This is kind of gross." I felt a bit sorry for him...

Yamato Nikaido: Isn't his playful side a bit too strong for someone with such a cool appearance?

Torao Mido: He seemed quite satisfied when he went, "It seems the body always remembers."

Momo: Could he be an experienced dancer??

Torao Mido: No, apparently when he was younger, he was often forced to dance at drinking parties by his superiors.

Torao Mido: He said it helps in building favorable human relations, so he learned it earnestly.

Yamato Nikaido: Ah... Well, I guess being able to liven up a drinking party would make you popular with the old geezers...

Momo: So he acquired his dancing skills through such circumstances...

Momo: I can't help but feel an affinity... towards Utsugi-san...

Torao Mido: Affinity?

Momo:

Momo:

Momo: Oh, also!!! The IDOLiSH7 members really enjoyed our RabbiMini too!!! (*'ω'*) ✨

Momo: Mitsuki sent me a video~!

Yamato Nikaido: Ah, the glaring game! The one where I competed against Nagi

Torao Mido: What on earth? What kind of game is that...?

Yamato Nikaido: It's a game where you stare each other down and the first one to look away loses!

Yamato Nikaido: Since I was up against Nagi, it felt like it would never end lol

Momo: Nagi does seem really strong lololol

Yamato Nikaido: It went on for so long that it probably looked like we were having an actual fight, so Tama got fed up.

Yamato Nikaido: He suddenly wedged himself between us, we burst out laughing, and were forced to end it there

Momo: Awww!! Cute!! So pure!! Momo-chan's gonna protect him from all evil~~ 💪😭

Torao Mido: Does Sougo participate in this glaring down stuff too...?

Yamato Nikaido: Sou did it while jutting his jaw out, I think. His portrayal of an outlaw was outdated lol

Torao Mido: Sougo.....

Torao Mido: You guys really have him doing some crazy stuff, huh, IDOLiSH7...

Torao Mido: If you get stared down by the Osaka family, you won't survive in this industry, you know. I could never play such a terrifying game.

Momo: Wait, was Torao always this cute...?

Yamato Nikaido: If Mido had that attribute added to him on top of everything else, nobody would stand a chance...

Torao Mido: I don't know what you're talking about but dial it back a bit.

Momo:

Momo: Should I try playing this game with Yuki? (〃ﾉдﾉ)

Yamato Nikaido: Momo-san, can you even handle being stared at by Yuki-san?

Momo: Yeah, not a chance.

Momo: I wouldn't even last a second.

Torao Mido: The way this person suddenly regained his composure...

Momo: Torao, you should try playing against someone too! Are you alone right now?

Torao Mido: No, I'm with Haruka in the green room. He's eating some kind of sweet bread while looking at his phone.

Yamato Nikaido: Oh, why don't you try it with him then? It might actually be fun.

Torao Mido: Compete with Haruka?

Torao Mido: I'm not interested in challenging him to a game where the outcome is already obvious

Torao Mido: I can't afford to make Haruka cry before the recording

Yamato Nikaido: Mido, you didn't even know how to move like a delinquent at first; you were at the level where you were moving both arms and legs at the same time, but now you're so confident!

Momo: You were just waddling away like a penguin +.(≧∀≦)ﾟ+.ﾟ Yuki liked that scene too!!

Torao Mido: Oi

Torao Mido: You showed it to him?!

Torao Mido: It's absolutely horrifying to think that video is saved inside Re:vale's Momo-san’s phone. Delete it

Yamato Nikaido: Wow, I just learnt some great news!! Maybe Yuki-san has taken a liking to you!? Man, I'm glad!!!!

Torao Mido: What are you so happy for?

Torao Mido: Also, what's with the "strutting with your shoulders raised high" thing? Isn't it hard to walk like that?

Yamato Nikaido: It's not too bad. All things considered, you actually managed to pull it off in the end!

Torao Mido: Of course I did. Who do you think I am?

Momo: Now why don't you try showing Haruka the fruits of your labor? 😍

Torao Mido: Fine. I'll take the bait

Torao Mido: Wait here.

Yamato Nikaido:

Momo:

Yamato Nikaido: Who do you think will win?

Momo: Hmmmmmm..... Like Yuki, Torao is quite gentle, even if they're both gentle in different ways

Momo: So maybe I'll go with Haruka? 🥺

Yamato Nikaido: You may be right. He did turn out to be a pretty sincere guy after getting to know him

Torao Mido: Sorry to keep you waiting.

Momo: Welcome back!

Yamato Nikaido: How did it go?

Torao Mido: He gave me eye drops and that was it.

Torao Mido: He said, "If your eyes are dry, just say so with your mouth instead of silently pleading with your eyes."

Momo:

Yamato Nikaido: Eye-... eye drops... lol

Momo: How is this even possible?! Isn't Haruka way too cute!?

Torao Mido: And when I said it wasn't because my eyes were dry, he thought I wanted some of his bread next.

Torao Mido: He said, "I can give you a piece if you really want some." Do I really seem like someone who would snatch food away from Haruka while he's happily enjoying it?

Momo: Maybe your gaze seemed like you were longing for his bread? lolol

Yamato Nikaido: ŹOOĻ's potential... honestly, I underestimated it.

Torao Mido: This wasn't the plan at all

Momo: Even though your glare was so intense in our RabbiMini 😎💥

Yamato Nikaido: But I guess you can't help but go easy against your members

Torao Mido: It seems it was too early for me to act like a delinquent. Show me how it's done again, you two.

Torao Mido: Nikaido's intimidating "You wanna go!?" line, and

Torao Mido: Momo-san's "What did you just say, bastard?" line, accompanied by his piercing gaze — you guys were more menacing than any guys I've seen around.

Momo:

Torao Mido:

Yamato Nikaido: No, no, seriously, I was panicking deep down because I wasn't used to acting like this! Not to mention, Mido is huge, and Momo-san is older than me.

Momo: What are you saying!

Momo: Momo-chan has never spoken in such a harsh tone before, so I was nervous!

Torao Mido: Really now? Well, I'll just leave it at that

Momo:

Yamato Nikaido: We tried to tease Mido, but it ended up backfiring

Momo: Gosh, now we have no choice but to go out for drinks to clear up this misunderstanding! We haven't had our wrap-up party yet either!! 🍻

Yamato Nikaido: I agree. We should, especially so I can show you that I'm the kind of human who can't even kill a mosquito.

Torao Mido: Sure, I'll keep my schedule open. Having drinks with you two doesn't sound so bad.

Momo:

Yamato Nikaido:

Torao Mido:

The End.

[rainba]

I wanna start a blog and you are really inspirational do you have any advice for people making their first blog?:3

(I got a tip for you, and it's pink..../ref)

Awwwe, that’s sweet of you to say! (´｡• ω •｡`) ♡ I do have a little bit of advice for people making their first-time blog!

I would say, to start out with, you should have maaaybe a general play as to what you wanna post? Like, do you want to make just fanfiction? OC content? Etc? You could have a couple of posts planned in a row, and then post them slowly. And if you wanna have a few people notice your stuff, I would say post something as a “hook” of sorts! ( ´ ▽ ` ) I also try to have my posts be a little bit colorful, just so they stand out more... But that's just a me thing.

If you wanna make a blog about one of your OCs, I would say to think about your OCs biggest, most important trait(s), and then really focus on them. After you get the main point in, then you can slowly branch out from there, fleshing out your characters. (≧◡≦) ♡

Like, for me, I think I ended up doing that unintentionally with Kairos– I really focused on how silly and pathetic he is in the fic with him getting naughty with a pillow. (Which… I can’t believe that it has over 1,500 notes?? Silly cute goth/emo boy fucking a pillow might be my magnum opus. Can’t even complain or anything, I actually still like it, hehe ( ´ ꒳ ` ).)

But this is all just general advice–! I’m not even sure if any of it is good advice, really, it’s just something I think I’ve noticed/how I feel.

For advice that I'm confident in, though, here’s a few points!

I’m someone who always feels deeply insecure every time I’m about to post. Like… “Is it good enough? Did I mistype anything? Does the picture look okay enough?” Every time I make something, I find myself stuck in this constant loop of rechecking everything, hoping that I might catch something that’s off. Sometimes I just stare at a piece I’ve made, and I just really don’t like it that much and wanna delete it. My, um... My mouse is forever edging that "post" button. So, here’s my advice on how I’ve been dealing with these kinds of feelings!

“It’s not that serious.” 

Just go ahead and post whatever you want! It doesn’t have to be perfect. It doesn’t have to be the best thing you’ve ever made. It’s all for fun at the end of the day– it’s really not that serious.

“Just go ahead and post it! The sooner I get this out of the way, the sooner I can work on something else that might be even better!”

After I’ve read over something a couple of times, I usually have to forcefully stop and tell myself that. ^^;;;; The piece you’re making right now might not be perfect, it might not ever be, so… Why fight with it? Writing or drawing anything is good practice, so you can just call it that! Just call it a practice piece, the steppingstone for the next greater thing you’re gonna make. Who knows, when you post a piece, you might eventually come to find that you actually really like it, and you were just fooling yourself as you were editing. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

“Someone out there might really like what I make, so I should share it!”

I swear, for as long as I can remember, I’ve always been a sucker for yanderes. There’s just something about them that has always spoken to my soft, gothic heart… (o˘◡˘o) But, uh, finding good yandere content has always been a struggle!!

For all these years I’ve been hunting for good content, and I hadn’t really found any until the past 2-3 years. But it wasn’t through big, official content or anything– all of my favorite yandere stuff has been created by small little people on the internet. I’m so very thankful that so many talented people have come around and shared their works!! Without it, I feel like I would still be a lost soul, painfully searching through a barren desert, trying to find ‘water’ known as dark romance content of anime boys… wahh. ( ´ ▿ ` )

So, how does that tangent relate to you and your blog? Think of it like this: your blog could be the water in someone’s desert. Your OCs could be everything that somebody is hoping for! Your writing could be the reason why someone excitedly turns on their phone and checks Tumblr every day! There’s no need to be afraid or nervous about posting. Just post what you love– if you love it, then that means somebody out there is going to love it too. 

One of my favorite parts about this blog is sharing what I love with other people who love the same things. Every comment, every reblog with the silly tags, every ask, etc... It all keeps me really motivated. I'm super glad that I'm able to make fellow yandere-lovers happy!! It's an honor!

☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆

(Also, I just really love seeing people make stuff. Creativity is such a beautiful thing to me. A little more on a serious note... I really despise AI art and AI writing. Seeing the joy of creation being slowly dampened and taken away is really disheartening- so I will always encourage people to make and post genuine stuff, no matter what! Please, put your love and your heart out there, simply to spite AI. ~~~)

TLDR: go ahead and post! Just do it!

(Also... Help... What are you referencing? 😭)

[zu-is-here]

I love love love the bath comiccc that's so sweet, I tell you mi amor melted

Kinda reminded me of this old art crinngeeeeee but super cuteee

Hope you had a good day yesterday

Thank youuu, Gayfish! (๑>◡<๑) I'm happy to hear it, hope you two had a wonderful day yesterday too <3

Awww I remember this one! (〃ω〃) Not cringe at all but super cute indeed heheh ☆

[shiki-aki]

I just want to say Cold and Catatonic is my favorite out of your works, it resonate so much with me 🥰🥰🥰

(btw im glitter, i think my other account got flagged as a bot, so most of my comments got deleted)

awww thank you that's so nice!! ⸜( ´ ꒳ ` )⸝ I always felt like it was one of my least popular fics (because it is judging by the stats lol), maybe because Shiki doesn't say anything (BECAUSE HE'S IN A COMA TwT) so there's not really any tension. but I remember crying a little when I wrote it wahhh. I'm glad to hear it resonated with you, I know I said before I don't have firsthand experience with being a caretaker so I was worried while writing it that I might have not been writing it properly. I remember I kept searching up what foods you could feed to someone who can't chew, also I was thinking of something that would be easy to cook >_<.

I definitely have ED1 fic ideas I would like to write; I actually plan to write a longfic for ED1, but it won't be anytime soon. Instead I have an ED1 one-shot planned that I hope to post next month. (´｡• ω •｡`) ♡

ALSOOOO damn that really sucks that Tumblr would do that, it probably thought you were too active or something omg... (IT MAKES ME HAPPY ON ONE HAND THAT UR INTERACTING WITH ME SO MUCH BUT ON THE OTHER HAND I FEEL BAD THAT UR ACC GOT SHADOWBANNED BC OF ME LMAO)

[seelestia]

okey dokey so i wanted to ramble more about our f/o's here since the last ask i sent is a massive wall of text ehe (which again i very much adore talking with you)

i can't remember if we've talked about terms of endearment before since my brain is usually full of some kind of fluff half the time ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´ω`ﾟ)ﾟ｡

anyway! i'll just start with the chief alchemist himself ♪( ´▽｀)

albedo's go-to nicknames would be "my love" and "sweetheart", occasionally he refers me ad "princess" when he's feeling particularly affectionate that day (and funnily enough my irl boyfriend calls me all three of these things AFKJSKSJ)

lyney's main one for me is "sweetie" (i'm looking at his valentine's day letter *coughs*) and "my pretty flower/ma belle fleur", so i call him "tomcat" in return. sometimes even "cheshire cat" when he's being cheeky smh

cyno calls me "little bird" because of how energetic i am around him, and because of the fact that im an anemo wielder HEHEH. i jokingly use his "general mahamatra" title

which reminds me, do u have a vision :0

tighnari affectionately calls me a dummy /hj, but his actual nickname for me is "cutie" since he's soft everytime i get away with earning an earfull from him

that's just about it for me heheh, hbu lia?

WALLS OF TEXTS FROM VI MY BELOVED !!!! >< /gen. i love them <3 but no, don't think we have discussed them in details yet! my head is also full of cotton which is why we must pluck some from our minds and create fluffy pillows (brainrots) !!!! /lh

the three out of three?? WOAHHH LOOK AT U GO, IRL ALBEDO !!! awww “ma belle fleur” i'd like to think lyney purposefully calls u that when he kisses ur hand :3 as for cyno, he really doesn't get a break from work /j but it might trigger his instinct to protect u bcs !!! the general mahamatra has to protect his little bird & let her nuzzle softly into his hair !!! LMAOAOA tighnari gives in and calls u cutie bcs that's his weakness. ur cuteness is one of ur survival skills /silly

and yesyes, i do!!! after several quizzes added with my personal analysis of the visions, i conclude that mine is dendro <3 anemo is a close second for me, but i can see it for u! a free soul with a proclivity for dreams - ur vibes scream anemo sm that celestia had to cast u /lh but if not anemo, i think hydro would suit u in a way too :3

ayato's terms of endearments for me are the classic “my love” and “dear/dearest”! proper and gentlemanly (??) nicknames like those roll off his tongue the easiest. but when he is in a teasing mood or wants to coddle me, he'd call me “ojou-sama (princess)” and bring my hand up to his lips. whwehqhsqjh short circuits momentarily /hj

ah, for wanderer's case, affectionate pet names are sooo awkward for him like they make his mechanical tongue malfunction or smth /j so he usually defaults to calling me by my name or comically enough, “idiot”. but i don't think he needs them bcs it's easy to know when he's calling out to me. hint: his tone gets a smidgen softer <3

mr. shikanoin heizou here has a dossier of pet names that is BEYOND the sky's limit. sometimes, he even uses ones that i didn't know existed 😭 all for funsies tho! he thinks my flabbergasted reactions are adorable. i'm impressed honestly. but with his unique antics out of the way, he calls me “angel” or “sunshine”! on occasions, heizou also uses “my darling love” (this was one of his 'experimental' nicknames at first but he grew attached in the end LOL).

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Congratulations, Tori!! For the event could we have fluff prompt 41 + Solomon? I love your blog!!

Can’t turn a blind eye

✎ Solomon x Reader

✎  “Darling, I love you and all, but please step out of the kitchen.. ” you walked over, hands cupping his face, giving him quick pecks and shoving his ass out the doorless entrance of the messed up kitchen..

✎ Tags: fluff, gn! reader, modern au, crack

: ̗̀➛ Manager's/Author's note: Awww, thank you so much! I’m glad that you love the blog, I hope you can enjoy our time together (。・ω・。)

Solomon isn’t one to fuss and throw a tantrum like a child, but he is particularly picky of how you run things in the house. You were a busy member of an infamous cooperate, mostly spending your days away on business trips, long nights in the office and chugging cups of coffee to get through the days.

But for some reason, you always put him first. Coming home early to surprise him with home-cook meals, a glass of cheap wine and a chat with just the two of you. He’s asked you about it and you just shrug it off like it’s not a big deal, yet the darkening black circles under your eyes tell a different story.

“Love.. maybe you should leave the taking care of to me.. ”

“It’s no worries, dear.. I’m fine!”

Not any amount of convincing could change your mind, you wish to spend any energy left for your darling, nothing can stop you from achieving that. Except an up coming journey overseas. You had declined it but was told it was essential for companies expansion, they needed the best of the best, meaning you were forced to go whether you liked it or not.

Of course, Solomon was upset at the thought yet its the only other opportunity to prove to you that he was capable of taking care of himself, he’s not your little baby boy needing his nanny to spoon feed him everyday. He was honestly excited to have a week to himself, he’s never had the house to himself before, you had always rejected trips too far from home just so you could have a light leash on him.

“Sweetie remember, if you’re ever in doubt, please do call me!”

“Heh, I know, dearest, have a nice trip now~”

He wonders how the last kiss from the airport still lingered on his lips despite it being a day or two since you left. Maybe it was the scent of your side of the bed, your pillow, sheets, leftover clothing in the basket, every corner was a trail of your aura. He was already missing you, maybe he was too spoiled for his own good.

Spoiled indeed, ‘cause he had craving a dish no other restaurant nearby could replicate, the essence of the seasoning, the right amount of chewiness and texture was either overboard or not enough. You were the only one that satisfied his tastebuds, but you were no longer here. What now?

Raven eyes stared at his phone, the temptation of hearing your voice and your comforting words sending nerves to his fingertips, slowly but surely reaching for the device. “No- I promised to let them relax!” He pulled back, rolling his head over to the unused kitchen. Solomon was quite the wonderboy when he was younger, a quick learner of many, cooking was no more than another easy trick to master. Right?

“This seem to look about half right?”

He couldn’t help but groan a little when taking in a bite of the cuisine. The char taste swirled the surface of his tongue, the groggy and gummy texture was hardly able to chew not even stirring it around in the mouth, drenched in saliva could dissolve the thing. Despite how foul it was, Solomon still shallowed every bit of it, praying tomorrow when he tries again, it could be a success.

Day after day, he had failed at the simplest tasks. Adding just the amount of salt to a dessert turning it into the ocean in mere seconds. Burning pre-baked pizza, leaving the crust charred to the brim.

But nothing could compare to the fire hazard he ‘caused days before your early arrival back home.

You were tip-toeing towards your apartment door, trying to drag your heavy luggages and bags without much ruckus. Your superior had let you off early as procedures were finished by the time of the fifth day. You couldn’t be happier, finally, you’ll be in your sweetie’s arms again, snuggling up into him, the scent of foaming gas flooding your senses, wait-

“Sol! Are you alright!?”

“Oh.. h-hi love! You’re home quite- early, hahah..~”

Greyish black smoke slowly faded, the creamy and white foam melting over time, drenching the ground below. Solomon stood in shock, arms slithering behind, the shimmering of the red fire extinguisher tank visible between the gap of his legs. Eyes darted around the room before landing back onto raven pupils.

“Darling, I love you and all, but please step out of the kitchen.. ” you walked over, hands cupping his face, giving him quick pecks and shoving his ass out the doorless entrance of the messed up kitchen.

And he asks why you watch over him like a hawk?

[mistertf2xreaderfluffballcake]

Hi!

Headpat anon here,

Part 3 of

If the merc's S/O asks the merc to adopt a stray animal like a cat or dog that's found on the streets.

P.S. : uhhh.. you can actually pick any animal (if you want). (-_- ')ゞ

Here some ✨noice day magic✨

(∩^o^)⊃━☆✨✨✨

Wala

Oh no I forgot!!! I am sorry here it is!! Here is the long waited writing. Again I am so sorry. Thank you for the ✨noice day magic✨ 　✨✨✨ヾ( ^ω^ ＊) (I caught it yey :D ) This is long by the way.

Sniper

You found it while heading to the sniper's van. You heard some sounds and ruffles from a bush. You pushed the bush and...it was a puppy? It looked like it was stuck on a vine or something. You tried to untangle it but GRRRrrrrr oh sorry little pup just wanna help! You quickly untangled it.

You thought it was going to run off but its leg was really injured. oh. You slowly reached the puppy. The first touch the puppy bite you but you still stayed calm. The second touch and it calmed down.

You soon picked it up and ran to sniper for some help you were pretty near him. SNIPER!! what is it love are you in danger!! Nono just look. *shows injured puppy* Oh. I got something that could help it in the back come in!

You both treated the puppy and soon the puppy slept on the floor from exhaustion. *pat pat* I hope it is okay... Yeah. I think it's fine now. We already treated the injury now it needs to rest and heal.

For the next few weeks, you treated it. Nobody knew it was in sniper's van and only you and sniper go in there so.

The puppy was really gentle towards you...and was good at hunting and had good eye vision. Sniper taught it a few tricks. (idk what kind.)

Sniper and the puppy grew close. They always went hunting or just exploring in general. You also like the puppy a lot! It was so cute when you gave it head pats. (someone is jealous~) lol.

You both decided to keep it. Let`s keep em. yeah! It was a guard dog. It always alerted you guys when something was wrong and even helped sniper in some hunting situations! Overall the dog is a very good boy.

Medic (I am very sorry it is a bird it just needs to, this one is very different) Anf yes I know it is confusing pls just don't talk about it.

........bird. You both were walking around the base and saw an injured little finch. It was a fluffy little bird. One of its wings was injured! Medic look! hmm? *GASP*

You both quickly treated the tiny finch. It was badly injured on its left wing. Medic treated it well. He knew quite about birds.

You both cared for the little one. Even medics dove even comforted it! But there was a problem. it had trouble flying...

Hmm, what should we do medic it cant fly meaning it can't go back into nature safely! I don't know love...This might be tricky to teach this little one how to fly but we MUST try!

So for that week you, medic, and Archimedes helped it learn to fly. Eventually...

Another unsuccessful flying but it getting better but...I am worried medic that little one needs to.... *chirp chirp* *GASP* IT WAS FLYING. YES YES FLY LITTLE ONE FLY! You both jumped in joy it was flying it was flying!!!!

Soon it was the day to release it to nature it was ready to join back. And be back with its friends.

Ready medic? yes. You opened your hand and the little finch opened its wings and flew off. You both followed it. Soon the finch found its friends. Awww, look medic there back together now. Yes indeed. It was beautiful scenery. :)

Spy

You were walking around the base just looking for a notebook you dropped. Where did I drop that thin- Oh I found it! meow~ Huh? You soon found a white fluffy cat and its leg was stuck on a rock. oh no! You quickly picked up the rock and freed the cat. But you noticed something the leg was still bleeding and hurt. They most likely have been there for a while I should go take care of it!! First I need to go get some medical kit... hmm oh I remember spy has one!! (spy's room was the nearest and you didn't want to get caught so...)

*knock knock* Oh, bonjour mon amour. What do yo- Shh spy I have an injured cat right now...Do you have a medical kit I can use to treat the cat? Oh. um...yeah I got a kit in the back come in.

After treating the cat, you then explained what happened. hmm, I understand. What are you gonna do with the cat then? um about that...I just cant release this fluffball back into nature with a broken/injured leg...umm can we keep it for a while. *after some silence* *sigh* 3 days. YEY! Three days. okok I get it (spoiler it was not 3 days) (he really couldt say no to you ok?)

During the three days, you both made had quite the experience. Unlike the other cats, the cat was really sassy and elegant. AND was adorable as fuck. Spy kept on smiling when he was the cat and you taking a nap together on his couch. while you cutely slept and the cat purring. It was so cute honestly.

Another memory is when he saw the cat elegantly sit on your lap while you sip some tea. That sight was the definition of elegance

Honestly, the cat was a really good cat. SO..... Um, spy. yes? Can we keep the cat for more than three days... How long then hmm? (spy trying to act like a cool dude moment) like Forever. hehe you know the cat was not as bad as I thought, yes we may keep it. YEY!! :D

The cat is often seen on either your or spy's lap just there elegantly. (*‘ω‘ *)

So yep here it is hope you enjoyed~ it! Now, wait everybody! Here is a magic trick. *says random magic spell* TADAA!! ~(=^･ω･^) yep it's a little chonky cat and the cat to say pls pet them. Pls, give head pats them. Anyway bye~! *pat pat pat pat* (why do I say the most random shit ever in the end lol...)

[veersnz]

Q&A Time ! ✨

Here's the awaited Q&A ! Thank you so much to everyone who submitted questions, it warms my heart so much !!! And sorry for the little delay, I had some plans (//ω//) "I adore your accent! Would you consider doing a wav trying to holdback your sneezes?? Or maybe a sneezing while hiding scenario!" - Awww thank you so much you're so sweet!!! Yess I'd love to do a sneezing while hiding scenario ! I think I even wrote a scenario about that a while ago but I think I lost it somewhere in my old phone (╥ω╥). But if I have the time I'll definitely try to whip up something related!! "for the q&a! what are some of the positives/happy moments for you that have come from having the kink? ☺️" - Aw that's such a fun question~ thank you! I'd say the relationship I had with my ex perhaps ? You all probably know who I'm talking about and since we shared the kink we definitely had some fun related to that. Yes our bond ended but some of the times we shared were quite nice~ aside of that I think the opportunity to join this community was also a pretty big positive addition in my life~ lots of great things came from it (─‿‿─). And also weirdly enough, just having the kink in and of itself haha! I enjoy having it, it spices things up and I enjoy that a lot~ "Hi Veer! What made you decide to start sharing your sneezes?" - Hii !!! I think the first time I did it was just out of boredom xD and horniness. I didn't expect anything of it but a while after I saw a sudden influx of people coming to my blog and the enthusiasm they had for my sneezes inspired me to make more wavs ! "Also, do you have any particular favorite sneeze scenarios?" - Oh jeez I have a lot haha (//▽//). I love anything mess related haha I'm a huge messfucker at heart. Inducing is one of my soft spots too, just throw in a bunch of feathers and I'm down xD Also anything involving a dom/sub dynamic, those are amazing~ Combine all three and I'm sold (ง ื▿ ื)ว. I'm just sad feather-inducing is such an under-appreciated scenario haha

"Ever had any close calls/anyone finding out about the kink?"

Oh god yes („ಡωಡ„), in a drunken state once I almost admitted to it in front of a crush I had. Needless to say I tried to deflect it and just blurted out "oh no..I-I just think sneezes are..funny!". She didn't really buy into it at first, I don't know if she had suspicions or something. It was pretty embarrassing and I hope she doesn't remember anything (；￣Д￣). I'm usually not too ashamed of my kink and often I end up telling my good friends once I'm comfortable enough. They never judge it and we joke about it pretty often. Like one of them will sneeze randomly and the rest of the group will look at me like "You liked that didn't you ? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" and we'll have a good laugh xD! Tho once I end up dating someone, I'm much more embarrassed of it and it takes me a while to come clean (⊙_⊙)

"Are your cold sneezes different than your allergy sneezes?"

Hmmm to be completely honest I never paid close attention to it ^^'. I don't sneeze that much when I have a cold, I'm just mainly congested and feverish (which sucks ass). I'd say perhaps there's a liiittle difference, like my allergy sneezes will be more rapid and soft whereas my cold sneezes can be more drawn out and a tad harsher. There's not that much of a difference to be honest. Perhaps the difference lies in how messy the cold ones can get haha. The biggest difference I can state is between my "natural" sneezes and my "induced" sneezes; the natural ones are usually soft, with a bit of spray and a very subtle buildup. The induced ones on the contrary are very harsh, have a pretty lengthy and dramatic buildup, lots of mess and pretty much bend me in half xD (//ω//)

"Do you use tissues or something else to sneeze/blow into?" Mainly tissues yeah ! I always carry some with me because whenever I sneeze throughout the day, my nose fills up and I don't like being left sniffling like a toddler lmao. But if I have a cold I have this habit of picking an old shirt or two and using them to blow my nose into, I find them to be a lot more gentle on the skin and more respectful of the planet lmao xD. If I don't have any tissues available I usually use napkins or anything that can act like it. And if nothing of the sort is at my disposal then my sleeves or my shirt will have to do (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) "Do you have anything you absolutely cannot stand when it comes to snz? I know for me blessing people is hard sometimes lol" My parents sneezing (ﾉಥ益ಥ)ﾉ. Literally wanna throw myself under a bus whenever I hear them. My mom has those loud sneezes and they always come unannounced (x . x). My dad on the other hand makes these weird faces and of course he sneezes in triples or quadruples (ノ°益°)��Thankfully they don't sneeze a lot so I'm not subjected to this atrocity too much lmao. Blessing people isn't too much of a bother, it definitely feels weird and I don't enjoy it but for the sake of being polite I can manage xD

And that's it! Thank you all soooo soo much for submiting all those questions to me, I had a blast answering them !! Hope you all have a great day/night !! (´ ω `♡)

[nadisabug]

Pairing: Oikawa Tooru x fem! reader

Genre: Angst

Warnings: cursing, hurt no comfort

Word Count: 1.5 k

Summary: You and Tooru have been friends for a long time. Too bad you want more than that, and too bad that you never will be. 

A/N: so this is based off of one of my favorite love songs of all time Bizzare Love Triangle (YT link for non spootify folk) and I felt like it fit so well for Oikawa I just ✊😔 love him. thinking about a part 2 lmk what yall think 

Also thank you so much to @snoozless for beta-ing!! Go check her out!!!!!!

Haikyuu Masterlist // Love Song Event Masterlist

“What’s got you down, shittykawa?” Hajime finally asks. “You’re being more annoying than usual.” 

“She broke up with me,” Tooru answered. 

“Oh,” Hajime eloquently responded. “That’s rough, buddy.”

“Yeah,” Tooru sighed. “I really liked her...” he added on softly. It looked like he really meant it too. He quickly shook his head and smiled at Hajime. “Nevermind that though, you want to have a post-break-up hangout?”

Hajime scrunched up his nose. “No.”

“Awww, come on Hajime, I am hurting,” Tooru whined. 

“I’ve got homework.”

Tooru deflated before lighting up with a sudden realization. “What about Y/n? She brought the greatest junk food last time!” He quickly pulled out his phone to text you. 

Hajime frowned. “Watch what you eat, we have practice tomorrow.” He paused hesitantly. “On second thought, why don’t I hang out with you instead?”

Tooru waved his hand. “No, you’re a buzzkill. Plus, you’ve got homework, remember?

Everytime I see you falling / I get down on my knees and pray / I’m waiting for that final moment / You say the words I can’t say

You frown when you look at your phone. You had just gotten out of the shower; you didn’t have time before school so you decided to take one after. You had heard the chime while you were playing music in the shower, but you didn’t expect what you got. 

You opened Hajime’s first, since he had only sent you one message. It was just one word. Sorry. You were confused until you finally opened Tooru’s messages. There were three in total. 

Hey, my girlfriend broke up with me ( ≧Д≦)

Come comfort me? σ(≧ε≦ｏ)

Bring snacks like last time（ 人･ω･) ?

You threw your phone onto your bed and dug the heels of your hands into your eyes. Could you do this again? You weren’t sure you could. Not with the heart-shattering crush you have had on this boy. Maybe if you were a normal friend, a good friend, you could. But you weren’t. You were a horrible friend. A horrible, terrible person that loved her friend. 

And that’s all you were. A friend. 

So no, you couldn’t do it. 

You were about to text him that you were busy when a text message came in from him. It was just one word. It was just one fucking word, but it nearly had you in tears when you read it. 

Yeah, you were a horrible friend. 

You grabbed your jacket and your purse, getting ready to go. You texted your family that you were going to your friend’s house and left. 

It was just one word. 

please

You stopped at a convenience store on your way to his house. You grabbed all of his favorites, and some of your own. You were going to need them to get through this. 

You knew the way to his house well. Your parents were coworkers, and most of all friends. They had many dinners at both your house and his house, pushing you guys to become close friends. You went through a rough spot in middle school where you couldn’t stand his arrogant ass, but as time passed you grew to love him more than you had anyone before. 

But that’s neither here nor there. 

The point is that you felt like you understood him. At least you thought you did. 

When you got to his house, you could hear the music playing from the sidewalk. Loud, screeching singing accompanied it. 

“No, I don’t want no scrub. A scrub is a guy who can’t get no love from me-”

You stormed up to the door and threw it open, knowing he wouldn’t lock if you were on the way. 

“Tooru Oikawa you turn that shit down,” you yelled. “Are you trying to get a noise complaint?”

His only response was a gleeful, “Y/n!” And to rush at you and pick you up in his arms. He spun you around and for a second, just for a second, you relaxed into his hold and soaked in his presence. 

You were a horrible friend. 

You shook yourself out of it and started trying to wiggle out of his grip. 

“Oikawa, put me down!” 

“Not until you say my name,” he responded, caging you in more. 

“Fine,” you relented quickly, the smell of his cologne starting a buzz in your head. “Tooru. Now put me-”

“Oh! What did you bring me?” Tooru grinned and snatched up the bags you were holding. You sighed and watched as he scampered down into his domain, the basement. 

You quickly located the origin of the noise, a waterproof speaker sitting on the kitchen counter, and shut it off. Leaving it there, you locked the door and joined Tooru in his room. 

His room was more of a den, a spacious area that represented everything that was him. There were the expected  music posters and family pictures, but what dominated the room was volleyball. He had trophies on shelves, jerseys hung up, pictures of himself midair- the whole yard. 

His room didn’t feel cluttered or messy, just full. His bed was a full size mattress on the floor with no bed frame with a light blue set covers pulled taught over it. He had a two person, suede couch in the middle of the room facing the TV against the wall. His closet was a clothes rack neatly placed in one corner with jerseys, jackets, and shirts hanging from it. He had a dresser and a nightstand, a few other odds and ends; it was a basic room. But to you, it was more than that. He rarely let people down here, the only ones who you knew of (besides family) that had been down here were Hajime and yourself. It was a sign of vulnerability and trust for him to so freely let you into his room. 

Or maybe you were an idiot and reading too much into it. 

Either way you loved being in his room. It absolutely reeked of his cologne, but you couldn't think of a better smell. 

Tooru was on the couch already digging into the milk bread you had bought. 

“This break-up wasn’t Driver’s Licence worthy?” You commented. You walked over to the couch and picked up his gangly legs and sat down, placing them back on your lap. 

“As if,” Tooru scoffed with a full mouth. He swallowed, and then took another bite so that he could talk with his mouth full. He knew that you hated that, so he made sure to do it. “I only played it last time because she was a good kisser and the song is an actual fucking bop.” 

The thought of Tooru kissing other girls ran through your mind. You felt a familiar pang in your chest, but did your best to ignore it. You worked even harder not to think about how good of a kisser Tooru would be. (Definitely amazing)

“So your back-up is No Scrubs?” You scoffed. You leaned over and grabbed one of your favorite snacks and began to dig in. 

Tooru picked up the remote and switched on the TV. “Yeah, felt like it matched the mood.”

“Are you not even upset in the slightest?”

“Of course I am!” He shouted in mock offense. “I may need comfort,” he held out his hands in a grabby motion. 

You rolled your eyes and complied, scooting closer to him. He took that inch and forced a mile from you by pulling you all the way into his lap. He placed you so that you were laying on your side against him, your legs intertwined with his. 

“Oikawa!” You huffed and tried to sit up. Your heart was beating too fast and too loud and you prayed he couldn’t hear it. 

“No!” He cried. “I need cuddles to heal!” 

“I don’t give a shit about you healing-”

“Yes, you do. Otherwise you wouldn’t be here,” Tooru cut you off. 

You didn’t have a response to that. 

So you let him hold you and relaxed into his chest. Tooru flipped through a couple channels before he picked a movie. Surprisingly, it was one of your favorites. 

“Why don’t we watch something you like,” you protested. 

“I do like this show. Now sh, it's starting.”

You lied there and began to slip into a daydream. One where Tooru wasn’t platonically holding you, but really doing it because secretly he loved you. Where you still went to his games, but you were the one wearing his jersey. Where you lean up and kiss him on the jaw just because you can-

You looked up and saw tears staining Tooru’s cheeks. 

Yeah, you were a horrible person that loved her friend.

But at least you weren’t the reason for his tears. 

And in that moment, you resolved that you never would be. Even if it meant never telling him. 

Besides, you could wait. You could do anything if it was for him.

So you did.

Taglist: {OPEN}

@swan-chan 

[kuroosweakness]

i see that you’re missing kuroo (me too :,)) so here i am w some soft moments w kuroo <3

mornings w him are so relaxing and joyful !! he makes you coffee in the morning and you two sit on the couch together. he sits up, and you sit w your back against the arm of the couch so your legs sit across his lap. he runs his hands on your legs and tells you about his nonsensical dreams :,) sometimes when he’s drinking his coffee, he thinks of something really funny and starts laughing while taking a sip. truly chaotic.

if you’re having a bad day, not feeling like yourself, he’ll do anything and everything to make you smile. if you want to talk, he’ll nod along and smile reassuringly. he’ll make you your comfort food! or he’ll hold you and make your stuffed animals “talk” to you about what’s on your mind. he’ll never ever let you go to bed feeling sad !! he doesn’t want you to have bad dreams :( (maybe he used to have a lot of bad dreams when he was younger and doesn’t want that to happen to you)

omg car drives w him would be SO FUN. you two sing at the top of your lungs and he looks over at you from time to time w the biggest smile on his face. he loves seeing how comfortable you are w him. pls his singing voice probably isn’t the best but he gets so giddy when a good song comes on and he can’t help himself from tapping his fingers on the wheels and slightly dancing in the car seat :,)

now i’m thinking about his music taste :O i feel like he’d really like rnb and old pop music :,) or maybe rap? anything energetic and fun! he definitely had a rock phase in high school (i did shhh)

if you tell him about something embarrassing that happened to you that day, he’d probably laugh and make fun of you. THEN, he’d comfort you.

“it’s not a big deal. i’m sure no one remembers it. i will, though. thanks for the story”

when he’s off from work, he doesn’t do his hair all nice so it’s just fluffy and all over the place. sometimes you run your hands through it or fluff it up even more. it’s probably so soft and voluminous >:( i feel like he also wears glasses!! he’s a tall man w fluffy hair and glasses walking around in an oversized hoodie. SO CUTE AHH

when he’s feeling down or drained, he makes his comfort food - a meal his grandma used to make when he was younger. he immediately melts when you make it for him because you add extra love in it <33 he looks so cute w his cheeks full of food

if you two have been busy bc of school or work, he’d try to plan a small date one night so you can have fun together!! 100% would wanna take you to the arcade bc he’s competitive and knows he’ll win some of the games, like the punching bag game or the driving games. he’d collect enough tickets to buy you the biggest plushie tho :,) but he’d carry it everywhere bc he’s proud of it LMAO (he’d make all the little kids jealous omg get this man out of the arcade)

i miss kuroo too ahh i hope this made you feel a lil warm and cozy <3 i’ve been thinking about him so much hehe — 🧸 anon

awww you always have the best of the best kuroo headcanons :'((( i somehow always find myself rereading them especially when i'm feeling down :'

let's miss and indulge in soft kuroo content together >:))

:))) mornings with him hehehehhe (i can imagine him being mesmerized if/when you shave your legs and put lotion on ahhaaha) i'd listen to his nonsensical dreams any day~ lmaoo any time of day would be chaotic with him!

aw i really needed to hear that :(( i like to imagine that he has respect toward your stuffed animals for having been there during the times he wasn't :'

jdflsjdf making stuffed animals "talk" aaah that'd bring an unimaginable sense of comfort to me. sometimes, talking to people feels painfully uncomfortable no matter who they are :')

imagine him talking in a squeaky noise as your stuffed animal ahahaha. OR imagine him pretending to be someone else and saying something like, "good evening everyone. today we have y/n here with some questions. as one can tell, y/n is not feeling their best but still looking better than ... uh- better than my best. first off, can i ask how you're feeling?"

:((( your soft kuroo hcs are giving me life jsldfkj he's a sweetheart and there's no doubt about it. him not wanting you to have bad dreams :'(

YESS car rides with kuroo would be THE BEST !! so fun, so comfy, so nostalgic, everything but bad vibes :)))

i would love to sing in the car and shower with kuroo :'

AHAHHA i have a headcanon that kuroo can't sing/dance for the life of him >:))) seeing him put in his best effort is so cute though <3

oooh his music taste 👀hmm...i feel like he'd listen to classical music when studying and ramble about the 'effectiveness'

YES!! rnb and old pop music!! aaaha i was thinking the same! (great minds think alike <33) LMAO YES definitely the rock phase during high school!!

PLS that's basically canon aahahh he'll be rolling in laughter. you'd have to give him a minute to collect his breath, another minute to cool down, and finally, he'll comfort you :'))

kuroo fluffy hair :(((((((( pls let me brush his hair pls none of my christmas wishes have come true so pls let this one be the exception

this is all too cute i need to stop blushing over a fictional man

AWWW not the best at cooking, but who's gonna stop me from making his comfort food??? >:)))) exactly~

him: (o´ω`o)

dates <3 ahaha YES his competitiveness doesn't stop just because you're his s/o!! AWW the biggest plushie :' (maybe we can convince him to keep it for a while before he gives it to us, so when we get it, it smells like him :))

LMAO PLS HE WOULD he'll make all those provoking comments too- give the poor kids a break </3

missing kuroo hours seems to have extended to eternity :' your headcanons aLWAYS makes me feel warm and cozy and giddy inside <33 thank you sm for sending them in to me! they'll be kept in a secret cabinet in my brain~ i hope you've had/having a lovely day because you deserve nothing less! <3

[hanafubukki]

AWW THANK YOU FOR THE LOVE IS VERY SWEET  (っ'-')╮=͟͟͞͞❤❤❤

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              ◥ ◤  for you dear  (´･ω･`)

YESS EPEL IS VERY COOL LIKE HE'S SO MANLY  ( ✋˘ ˘👌 )

It just makes me so happy how he's character develops, i'm ready to give this guy all the love I could gave (✿◕3◕)❤

FOR ME IT WAS MY SIS WHO FUN TOWRADS ME AND SAY, "GUEES WHAT FAIRY GALA NEW SSR IS??" And I just

"EXCUSE ME?? Σ(ﾟДﾟ；)"

I CHECK ON MY TUMBLR AND SAW YOUR POST ABOUT FAIRY GALA BOYS, AND WHEN I CHECK ON I SAW THREE BEAUTIFULL BOYS  WEARING FAIRY GALA  ☆*:. o(≧▽≦)o .:*☆

AWW HOW LOVELY YOU RAN TO TUMBLR JUST TO INFORM ME?? AWW SO SWEET OF YOU  (∩´∀`∩)💕

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💝💚💚💝💚💚💝

💝💚💚💚💚💚💚💝

💝    Love you!  💝

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We're not complaining about Silver another appearance, he looks gorgeous 👏( 'ω' )👏( 'ω' )

KYAAA MORE DIASOMNIA SSR?? YES PLEASE YANA SENSEI ( ✧Д✧)

Fluff and Pain am I should complaining or be happy? ( *¯ ³¯*)

YES WE'RE ONE STEP CLOSER TO CHAPTER 7, MEANS DIASOMNIA ANGST ゜:(つд⊂):゜。

YES ORTHO BABY IS SO CUTEE AWWW (๑>ᴗ<๑)♡

HAHAHAHAHA ACE JUST GOES "Are you talking shit about me?" (*´罒`*)

Lilia true boss, we're fighting him to stop cooking (๑•̀ㅁ•́ฅ✧

Imagine we're really are Mickey's evil twin  =^._.^= ∫ is that mean we're a mouse? (　´)Д(｀ )

WOAH IDIA TITAN SIZEE EPICCC ∩( ✧Д✧)∩

And DRAGON MALLEUS?? YES PLEASE 🙏

LOLOLO I LOVE THE SMACKING EMOJI AS WELL

RUGGIE'S GRANDMA PETITION HERE  ✋

They better not forget Malleus or else

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Omg that’s so cute emoticon Anonie akdnsjssns 🥹🥹😭😭 that giant heart just ends me akdnsjsndndnd

Epel deserves so much love, I just love seeing him and Vil art especially when he takes Vil’s place as dorm head and I just want to cry alskdjsnsbsbd and Rook being the great booster he is just makes me so happy ajsnsdjdjd and I agreeee, let’s give epel all the love 🤝🤝🌺🌺

Your sister plays twisted wonderland too??? That’s so cool if so! 👏👏 I don’t know anyone irl who plays 😭😭 my best friend knows of the game and my brother knows because I collect merch but they don’t play. My brother likes to tease me though about all my merch and my friend tries to get me to write fanfics that’s not twist 🤣🤣🤣 because she wants to read fanfics she can understand from me lolol

Your sister plays twisted wonderland too??? That’s so cool if so! 👏👏 I don’t know anyone irl who plays 😭😭 my best friend knows of the game and my brother knows because I collect merch but they don’t play. My brother likes to tease me though about all my merch and my friend tries to get me to write fanfics that’s not twist 🤣🤣🤣 because she wants to read fanfics she can understand from me lolol

Yeeeesss I really hope they make an event art book because I would love to see it physically in book format😍😍 all the fairy gala art is coming out and I am thriving!

Yes 🙌 of course! We have both been starved for content and I am hoping malleus makes at least a cameo appearance 🙏🙏

Silver really does look like a prince. Imagine heron lilia and fairy silver next to each other?? 🥹🥹😭😭

Yes Omg, someone’s been keeping track and they said that diasomnia is one of the few left without event ssr so I wouldn’t be surprised wjsjsjssjjsd 🙏🙏🙏

Devs really went, here’s some pain! And we’ll numb you with a bit of fluff akdjsjsjsjs

YES ACE WE ARE SIDJSBSHDJD YOURE THE ONE ACTING SHADY WJDKSJDJDN DONT GIVE ME THAT SMIRK AND HEART HANDS 🫶

Lilia please spare us your cooking ahsjsjshdb And he does it on purpose too! This man can cook but he doesn’t want to cook normally akdjshshss

Leona is going to eat us if that’s the case 😂😂 mouses do get eaten by them lolol

I keep looking at fairy gala ortho and I can’t help but be reminded of someone. Like that whole face being covered thing just remind me of a character or anime and I can’t remember 🤔🤔🤔 it’s bugging me lolol

Speaking of Ortho! Did you see the post about orthos teeth being different in fairy gala

Like it’s seems more and more people are thinking that orthos will combine or the robot one we know might die and the og ortho will have take over 😭😭😭

People were looking up symbolisms of butterflies and how they can mean change and rebirth and hope and some were saying they are attracted to death and I’m looking at ace and ortho and kalim like -ready bean shooter- okay devs I’m coming after you! Especially when you connect that kalim gets poisoned alot shsjsjnsndd

Might be crack but I was thinking what if ortho can just change the style of teeth? Lmfaoo he is a robot 😂😂😂

That’s a lot of smacking for malleus but it will be worth it 😌, we’ll end up Eliza 2.0 though 😂😂🤣

[zeetasposts]

I saw your post about the IkeSen lords and their NoMo MC and thought it was beautifully done! But it got me thinking... What if the lords' mc COULDN'T have kids, not necessarily that she didn't want them. How do you think Hideyoshi, Ieyasu and Masamune would react? Or even Sasuke, Yukimura and Shingen (or any three Lord combo you want... I'm curious about all all of them.)

Hi, hi, dear. ❤🌻🥰Thank you so much for the request love! 🦊Awww, thank you so much for the kind words, dear!❤❤❤❤😳 Hehe, so I didn’t add Sasuke and Yuki cause I was lazy, hope that is okay❤🌻🦋! Anyways so, this one really hit close to home!🙈😱 So I hope I did this justice! I hope you have a super good day and I hope you are keeping safe!  ❤❤🌻🦋

Headcanon: MC that can’t have children feat: Hideyoshi, Ieyasu, Masamune and Shingen 

Ieyasu

The two of you had been married for quite some time now

And naturally, you started trying for children to expand your little porcupine army ^̮^

It had been a few years of trying yet still nothing ≧☉_☉≦

Ieyasu had given both of you, various concoctions of herb mixes to aid in fertility and the two of you practically tried every wives tale in the book, from honey and cinnamon drinks to acupuncture

Yet still nothing (¬_¬)

You decided to go and speak to one of the midwives while Ieyasu was away to war

She did a quick evaluation and after some time she looked you in the eyes, sad look crossing her face ⚆ _ ⚆

She didn’t have to say anything for you to know that you couldn’t have children  ಥ ͜ʖಥ

You offered her a smile and thanked her for the evaluation 

However, the second she left you crumpled to the floor and cried

‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º·˚

Ieyasu came back early that night and was greeted by the sight of you curled up in a ball sobbing  ๐·°(৹˃̵﹏˂̵৹)°·๐

He was by your side in a matter of seconds picking your up and cradling you in his arms, as he moved you to sit in his lap

His heart broke as you refused to look him in the eyes 

All sorts of things had been going through your mind when the midwife left, like would he take up another wife at the news, would he leave you

Long fingers gently wiped away your tears and made their way to hook under your chin so that you were now looking at him ༼☯﹏☯༽

“Tell me what happened, did that stupid Mitsunari make you some horrible tea and force you to drink it.” (◕⍸ ◕✿)

You chuckled through the sobs as he tried to lighten the mood with a joke

His fingertips danced across your cheek as he lovingly caressed your face while wiping away every tear that fell  ( ‘́⌣’̀)/(˘̩̩ε˘̩ƪ)

Finally, through hiccuped sobs, you managed to get out what the midwife had told you

He couldn’t help but shed a tear of his own at how heartbroken you were at the news  (╥_╥)

He simply wrapped you in his arms and tucked your head so that it was now comfortably resting in the crook of his neck. He gently rubs small circles on your back as you spent the night crying in his arms 

He kissed your nose and your cheek, “It’s alright silly girl, there is more than one way to start a family. It’s not your fault so don’t stress about it.” He tried his best to reassure you knowing that you were beating yourself up  (｡◕‿◕｡)

He smiled kissing your forehead, “Besides we already do have a baby we are looking after, I’m pretty sure Mitsunari would die without our care, especially during times when Hideyoshi goes to war.”(｡◕‿◕｡)

At the end of the day, the two of you did have children, albeit not your biological children. 

You adopted two wonderful little boys who were sent to the Oda clan as hostages after their parents died. 

The second, you saw the look on Ieyasu face when he saw the two little scamps you knew that he wanted to rescue them so that they didn’t suffer the same fate he had as a child.

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Masamune

Masamune already knew you couldn’t have children

Or rather he suspected 

Every time the two of you would do the deed, you would always joke about, him not having to worry about you getting pregnant (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

He never thought much of it, shrugging it off thinking you had some fancy futuristic contraception

The two of you never really sat down and had a conversation about it 

Although the more serious Masamune Date got about you, the more you dreaded having to have that convo with the man ಠ╭��ಠ

After all, he was the leader of his clan and as wife to the future leader certain duties and expectations had to be met

Well not that you were at that point yet, or so you thought

Unbeknown to you Masamune had gone behind your back and consulted with your enemy ninja fiend and his fellow warlords to plan the perfect evening to propose to you (✿◠‿◠)

Masamune knew you were the perfect woman for him, and tbh after having met you, you were the only woman he could ever look at

You taught him how to love and healed him from all his traumas and for that, he will be eternally grateful (◕‿◕✿)

He knew you were never one for grand gestures so he decided to keep it small, besides this way the proposal would genuinely be a surprise

He cooked the two of you dinner like any other night 

After dinner, you made your way outside together to sit and have a nightcap under the stars 

That's when he pulled out a ring and proposed ( ° ᴗ°)~ð (/❛o❛\)

You were so happy you could cry, yet the tears you shed weren’t from happiness  ಥʖ̯ಥ

“Masamune I have to tell you something?” you said in a rather serious tone

He froze up thinking you were going to tell him you didn’t love him, that his feelings had been one-sided, he swallowed the lump in his throat as he spoke, “What is it kitten, don’t tell me you’re afraid of commitment”

You shook your head tears still falling, “Remember all those jokes I made about not having to worry about getting pregnant, well those weren’t jokes, I really can’t.”  （>﹏<）

Everything seemed to move in slow motion, as he was faced with a decision between happiness and duty 

He made up his mind and looked you square in the eyes, “And the problem is what exactly kitten, I love you and you love me right, so say yes” he gave you the broadest smile (˶◕‿◕˶✿)

You couldn’t help but jump into his arms in a tight embrace showering his face in small kisses

In truth, you had received a proposal once before, years ago yet, that man was not able to accept you as you were. Looking back you were thankful he had rejected you, as it had led you onto the path of true love and happiness 

Masamune did eventually get a son and a successor, as the two of you had come across a poor orphaned boy barely surviving on the streets and decided to take him in and raise him as your own. | (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)

Shingen

You and Shingen had been married for quite some time now

He was still busy recovering from his lung disease and it was time for the two of you to go back to the future with Sasuke to get him checked out and restock up on meds

 (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

The two of you, would go back to the future every five years or so just to check up on his lungs, to make sure everything was still good (¬‿¬)

While Shingen was at the doctors, you decided to go to your gynaecologist to check up on your lady bits (¬‿¬)(¬‿¬)

Usually, the two of you would chill in the future for a few months until the next wormhole opened up, which suited you perfectly as it gave you an opportunity to catch up with your family (◕‿◕✿)

One day while you and Shingen were chilling on the couch the gyno called and asked you to come in so she could discuss your results

Shingen looked over at you, “Is everything alright, my goddess.” (◕‸ ◕✿)

You wore a concerned expression as you put down the phone, “I’m not sure, she asked me to come and see her as soon as possible.” (◕__◕✿)

The next day you and Shingen were sitting in the consultation room as the gynaecologist broke the news to you, that you had cervical cancer

Shingen grabbed your shaking hands and squeezed it. 

As the doctor explained your options, Shingen helped keep you calm by rubbing soothing circle on the back of your hand (〃‿〃✿)

The two of you decided to start the treatment immediately as that was the best way to ensure that both of you would be in tip top shape to return to the past

To be honest when the doctor broke the news that after the procedure, you would never be able to have biological children of your own, your heart broke  ( ´•̥̥̥ω•̥̥̥` )

You and Shingen had finally decided to try for children and now that dream seemed to be coming to a crashing end  (つ﹏⊂)

Shingen was there for you every step of the way, just as you were for him when he was sick and in the hospital (づ￣ ³￣)づ

The two of you went through the list of options in terms of children, and being in the future, there were quite a few options 

The two of you finally settled on adoption and quickly approached an agency to fast track it before you had to return back home ~(˘▾˘~)

The two of you landed up adopting four children at once. 

They had been in the system for so long, as they came as a package deal. Neither of them wanting to be separated from the others 

Shingen smiled as the social worker warned him about the 13-year-old’s tendency to run away.┗(＾0＾)┓

The two of you returned back to the past with your four children. You had gone from an empty nest to a full house in less than a year

You were slightly worried about the children having to adapt to a new life in the past, but those worries were for nothing as they were absolutely thriving ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪

Even the angsty 13-year old that was rumoured to have run away from his last 10 homes loved every bit of the past

He especially had taken a liking to Yukimura who would train with him

Finally, the four children who had never known love their whole entire lives were now surrounded by it from all sides

Hideyoshi

Oh you had loved your doting husband to bits ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )

He was everything you could have ever asked for in a potential partner, kind, loving, caring, need I go on \ (•◡•) /

Hideyoshi had found out very early on that you were unable to have children

In fact, you had actually confided in him way back when he had still sister zoned you ◉_◉

He never judged you for it and honestly never cared whether you could have children or not, all he knew was that he loved you ♥‿♥

He often jokes that the two of you couldn’t possibly raise a child as you already had your hands full with the warlords (｡◕‿‿◕｡)

If the two of you weren’t controlling Nobunaga’s candy binges, you were caring for Mitsunari, heck the two of you even had to break up small fights between bickering warlords

Although all that changed one day when there was a knock on your door in the middle of the night (；一_一)

Naturally, you kicked Hideyoshi out of bed to investigate, as you were to comfortable in the warm cocoon of your bed (｡v_v｡)

Hideyoshi kissed the top of your head as he got up to investigate. 

As he approached the door, he wondered who dare would wake them up so late into the evening ¬_¬

He was already cursing under his breath thinking he might find an injured Mitsuhide on his doorstep in need of medical assistance.

He opened the door and peered into the darkness, no one was there. He frowned thinking it might have been some children pulling a prank ب_ب

Just as he was closing the door, he heard a small sneeze, he looked down to the find out the source of the sound was a baby, that couldn’t have even been more than a few hours old ≧☉_☉≦

He gently picked up the tiny thing and cradled it in his arm. 

He could feel his blood boiling as he felt how cold the little baby’s hand were

(╯=▃=)╯︵┻━┻

He rushed to get a soft blanket to wrap the poor child in and then made his way to your shared room where he relit the fireplace ლ(･ω･*ლ)

At this point, you were sitting up in your futon wondering if Mitsuhide had gotten himself injured again (＾＾；)

Before you could even get up, your eyes widened in shock as you spotted the little bundled in Hideyoshi’s arms as he lit the fireplace ʘ‿ʘ

The second he handed the child to you, you were in love, in fact, both of you were in love  ♡｡ﾟ.(*♡´‿` 人´‿` ♡*)ﾟ♡ °・

You raised the little girl as your own, the two of you could never track down her biological parents, not that you cared as you loved her to bits and would never be able to give her up  (◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。

I hope you enjoyed this love🦋🌻! And I hope you are keeping safe and well.❤❤🥰🌻

[zu-is-here]

Hi zuu! How are you??? Merry early Christmas by the way!

I drew this silly oc at school!

I wonder how will aim spend this Christmas? Did he make a list for sansta? If so, how long is it (I remember myself making one with ifk how many toys lmao)

And second thing, I think Post Dark Cream Nightmare and Aim would fit so well with that one my little pony song "Open Up Your Eyes"! I did say this a few times but u didn't see my message,,,

Also a Lil evolution of my cats due lack of ideas since I'm not in the best mood for jokes or other stuff- (they are a big boy and a big girl)

Hii Vincent!╰(*´︶`*)╯Really good, thanks <3 And you?? ☆ Merry early Christmas to you too! (*´∇｀*)

It turned out soo nice *^* Heheh same! I believe Aim always makes a big list so Santa can find at least something from this for him >:3 Oh, I just came up with an idea... ♪

Ah!! I'm so sorry for missing the asks, my inbox is being pretty chaotic (>w<") This is a really powerful song indeed! ☆ I think Nightmare might think so, but he couldn't afford to ruin someone's childhood again (like they did to him and his brother) (úwù)

Awww they're such big babies! (〃ω〃) Thank you so much for sharing, and hopefully it'll get better for you ♡

UPD:

Thank youuu <3 Best of luck to you with it! (*'▽'*) And have a goood rest too ☆

[minkmousesworld]

you know, i was coming up for a possible ship name with my own, and giyuu’s

my name is shokan; so,, it could be shogi

or it could be shoyu(u),,, (๑>◡<๑)

our ship name would be (japanese) chess or soy sauce ,,,, i think it’s a very cute concept

｡ﾟ(ﾟ´ω`ﾟ)ﾟ｡

-☆

shogi,,,,,,,,, shoyu(u),,,,,,,,,,,,,,

shshsgdjdhhdhd so freaking cute I-,,,,,,, sjgshdhdhdh

shogi is so cute and good,,,, giyuu would probably be fond of some board games. he just gives the impression of the type who would love these things like collecting cards or unexpected things like grains </3

but hhhh, soy sauce? adorable,,,,,,

shokan? awww, what a wonderful name,,,,,, <333

I'm not going to deny that at first I remembered Mortal Kombat, but then I thought about Kazakhstan. It's worth going there one day, haaa </3 /neu

[yostresswritinggirl]

I might be late for this but I still wanna answer it (◍ ´꒳` ◍)

1. Scrolled down on genshin impact tags, it was like .. early days of the fandom so I can easily check anything new in that day. So I found your blog and went like, " oh hey, this looks interesting cause no one has ever used an artifact set as their blog theme " and then I read your first prompt, loved how you writes also how frequently you posted and let's just say I immediately followed you after that!

2. Hhh I can't pick one but my favourites are abandoned by altar, reverse universal and research : pet names!

3. Hmm for matchups I think it would be @/lilikags and @/genshin-obssesed though both of them are closed rn, I'm kinda curious for @/magosmatchups as they're still new and open their matchups request, so maybe you can try asking them?

4. Oh boi, this is hard. But maybe for how frequently I saw 🥗 and 🐟 anon, I would say these two are such a wild yet fun anon(s?) to see in your blog \\(°▽°)//

Oh let's not forget Jean anon and 🌺 anon for being adorkable lil anons that I adore vvv much based on their cute interactions on the blog \(´,,•ω•,,`)♡

5. I'm not sure why but my first thought of this was those .. uhh, scouting badges ?? But it's full of people's fav things, like maybe you enjoyed simping over those monsters? We have those badge! Or you're another masochist who loves angst? This one is perfect for you! We also have the socially awkward but still wants to join the fun badge for the anon who scared to join these.. crazy arc(s).

Also maybe the brave one™ can have a name tag on their uniforms while the emoji anon can have their emoji as their tie pins or maybe lil mask like Childe? ( I know it's totally unoriginal but sksks it's just fun to imagine it )

Tempted to draw something for these although I'm not sure if I can do any justice, it sounds really fun though!

6. For me it's how you write something fun and entertaining to read? Like, it's not rigid and there's a smooth feeling from one scene to the next one, and the characters are all in their own character , so it's fun to see them as themselves and .. well, also not themselves at the same time? I'm not really good with words so I hope you still understand this (¯∇¯٥)

Well this .. ended up as a really long answer, hope you don't mind reading all of it |´▽｀●)ﾉ

LILYYY, ONE OF THE VETERANS TOO!! YOU'RE JUST IN TIME AHAHA

I remember those days too ahhh it's been a while, and thank you so much, for staying and for being a constant support!! Those three are quite the community favorites lately uhu *taking note* I think I've seen that blog before, maybe I'll see if everyone's matches would be similar to their answer!

Salad and fish anon are popping off as one of the older anons (skyscraper duo) but Jean and Hibiscus are anon are truly adorable, I agree! OKAY OKAY LILY, YOU JUST BIG BRAINED THAT, IT'S GONNA BE TAXING BUT I LOVE THE BADGE IDEA SKSKKS HOW DOES ONE DESIGN THAT AHAHAH The GI anons with the design is also what I thought, the named anon nametags are also good!

Thank you so much for these! Honestly I've always been worried about the transitions but hearing your words eases me, and awww thank you again, it's confusing yet also makes sense ahaha! Thank you for participating, Lily!