#aww i love this idea

[john-does-whimpering]

every time i see someone who has just started malevolent on my recommended i giggle and giggle because oh brother you have no idea what's coming LMFAOOO

[thesharkandthesnout]

I thank God everyday that I have told an older, wiser adult certain things.

Praise the Lord!

[angelmichelangelo]

AHHH LOOK!!!!

[blaiddraws]

Pros of big powerful girlfriend:

- Can pick you up (very strong very powerful)

- Good for cuddles (big just means more surface area and cuddle options)

- Stunning in anything they wear and everything they do

Cons of big powerful girlfriend:

- Very heavy cannot lift and hold and carry and pick up and spin while give kiss and tell how much they are loved :'(

(this is about Dojoshipping)

- Can pick you up

- Good for cuddles

- stunning in anything they wear and everything they do

Cons of big powerful girlfriend:

- very heavy cannot lift and hold and pick up and spin while give kiss and tell how much they are loved

BUT THAT'S OKAY there's plenty of other ways to show your love :)

[mintytealfox]

For some strange reason I can feel like if Norton and Alice had a daughter, she would become a land surveyor or a cartographer.

It would be a unique blending of Alice and Norton.

Oh my HEAAARRTTTTTTTTT 💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞 AAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

a DAUGHTER ;w; aawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww~

Her having a job that requires travel and studying the land ;w; -Norton being grateful her job is ABOVE GROUND and not underground -Alice pleased she has found something she LOVES and gets to travel~ -Norton being relieved he taught her how to survive out in the wilderness cause its come in clutch SEVERAL times already 👀 -And Alice pleased she taught her how to get through any conversation and able to stand her ground when necessary ;w; (and BREAKING AND ENTERING, picking locks the whole 9-yards to breaking and entering LOL)

GOSH I LOVE NOTALICE BABIES AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[omppupiiras]

I had an idea for cornpea Käärijä:

What if he wanted to go into botanical studies to find out where he comes from, and he sprouts grains and legumes in the kitchen and looks at them through a magnifying glass to see if the sprouts on his arm when he was a baby look anything like it? :´)

I´m sure you have enough ideas as it is but I can´t stop thinking about it and wanted to know what you thought of it <3

is he trying to grow himself some friends or planning to have a snack? hmmmm...

(peanuary day 25)

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[dirtychainsawconfessions]

I wanna put Bubba's head on my lap and run my fingers through his hair and tell him what a good boy he is. baby boy would meeeelt and it'd be so precious to see :3

(also I just realised a good chunk of the Bubba asks are from me. my apologies, I'm unwell orz)

[oh-gh0st]

awww...

[advent-march]

Wylan in the All For the Game universe where Palmetto forces Wymack to get an assistant manager and Wylan is the only student who was batshit enough to not get scared off by the rest of the Foxes

[seiwas]

hi my sweet sel :3 i’m sneaking in w a fresh matcha for u to ask for a moot bingo card 🍵… i’m 2 curious i couldn’t resist </3

ari my beloved!!!! thank you for the matcha 🥺 i am sip sippin it while doing your bingo card (my feet are also kicking in the air behind me 🤭) pls sit with me, i am offering you a cookie!! 🍪

(c) xen-blank for the template!

send me an ask and i’ll fill up this bingo for you!! 🥺

[tang3r1n]

okay i’m being a lil hyper today and i CANNOT get the idea of an island empress reader having Luffy wrapped around her finger, plus the island itself UGH i’ve already though of it all guys. pls encourage me to talk more cause i have a 4 page goodbye doc for this fucking reader.

kay so basically my entire thought is empress reader on a very distant yet powerful island, like she’s friends with everyone and her island has a neutrality agreement bc of this, meaning marines and pirates have to be chill and natural around each other or smth

anyways- some day the Strawhats are just sailing around when Nami starts freaking tf out abt ‘THIS FUCKING ISLAND I FUCKING FOUND HER YES FUCK’ and literally screaming to find their big ass transponder snail meanwhile everyone else is just shocked she’s genuinely tweaking

come to find out Nami n her family (might be agaisnt cannon but fuck off) we’re regulars of reader’s island back when they were both lil girls and they bonded so hard that they still write each other and Nami has slowly been nudging the crew to get closer n closer to her island just so she can geek out with her childhood bestie

so they all are like ‘lmao okay that’s chill’ and park it and Nami just takes off. i’m talkin they turn around and she’s bolting toward the massive ass golden castle or smth, and they just kinda chill while the islanders greet them and start slowly (normally) taking them to the castle. they’re like weirdly neutral abt Nami screaming like a banshee, mainly cause the older islanders remember her and know it’s a lot for her

so they literally barely make it to the first step of the entrance before two shrill screams ring out and Nami comes out dragging this gorgeous, young ass empress out, covered head to toe in jewels and charms, even her hair is filled with crystals tied to her braids and spirals of gold and silver are strategically placed everywhere. she’s got obviously tribal tattoos and symbols decorating her entire body, her thick form’s dressed in the more beautiful silk robes and she’s got the brightest smile as she openly sobs int Nami’s arms

and Luffy, for the first time in his life, is completely shellshocked from her, just like ‘:0’ and STARING at the empress while she tries to compose herself

Obviously she’s aware of who they are, shooting them all pleasantries and looking down at Luffy (mf is like 5’6 im sorry i’m 5’11 I LOVE SHORT LUFFYSS KAKDKSKQ) and giving him just the sweetest smile and soft lil ‘hello Captain’ and oh god he’s literally shaking his hands are sweaty what-

then Usopp’s just like ‘HAH srry he’s never seen such a pretty lady before’ and they’re all giggling at his absolutely stary-eyed face as he’s just dead silent, heart racing in front of this goddess.

[your-local-grinning-cat]

Thanks to this blog Chen’ya is now stating to grow in me a lot,,, thanks

*screams*

I’M GROWING IN YOU?!?!!!??? 🙀🙀🙀

[zappedbyzabka]

I FINISHED DREA AND I LOVE HER

she also has two moods

“I know we’ve had our differences, but- I brought you chocolate! I saw something say it makes people happy!”

2. “Oh..”

she’s my baby and I love her (just a little bit less than Joan) (I will draw them during their AU!CK at some point)

Aww. I love her short hair and turtleneck <3 Poor bby got her feelings hurt. The hair sticking up like that is very her. The red face is cozy

Drea is a determined girl and will probably be going back to try again I’m sure. And in the future, Joanie/Joan will apologize for being rude and kicking her out…and just kicking her, period kskskssksksks.

[p4nishers]

omg eddie is probably thinking of ways he could propose to buck!!! that's so cute 🥰 (im about to tear my flesh open and rip all of my hair out from the roots)

[scham-wcan]

Just how many penguins has Winter stolen??

Numerous and plentiful amounts of attempts have been made but no penguin has managed to see the graces of Winter and Cinder’s apartment

I think she’s made solid attempts at grabbing them up from their enclosure but as soon as they show distress she’s more inclined to panic and put them down right away with a curt apology. When she actually gets one in her hands she’s too enraptured and busy coddling the amazing animal to actually flee with her liberated friend before an attendant or Cinder gives her the chastising stealing an animal from its enclosure would deserve.

If she’s ever on a huntress mission in the snowy wastes though and comes across a colony of her tuxedo wearing idols she will definitely divert her priorities and safely observe and approach them; mission timing permitting of course.

If there is every an occasion though where one is in her grasp and she’s being watched by her ‘penguin time handler’ (affectionate) she’s stood there with them like this