#avocadog

[moonchild-in-blue]

Quick explanation:

January 2024 - I succumb to the Yearn™ and start orange/tangerine posting more frequently (yes the whole "peel an orange for you") -> the tag "love is a tangerine" is created (my tag for fruit-realated yearning and 🍊 content)

@foundationsofdecay shares a beautiful bee plate with tangerine slices because that's what we were on about at the time

@a-s-levynn makes an incredibly adorable fanart of Tiny Vessel eating one of the tangerine segments and Tiny Token in a gimenamorfous oange

@corviisquire creates the Vessel vs. Tangerine comic based on Lev's Tiny Token fanart

We all cheer; Vessel is defeated; the Espera queens make delicious orange juice (names are very much interchangeable within this context, exact citrus species is unimportant)

fast forward to last night? two nights ago? @sleep-token once again proves her "not actually Vessel" stance by successfully peeling and cutting a beautiful orange

And that's it 🧡🍊

Okay genuine question, what's up with all the talk about Vessel and oranges and him not being able to peel them or something?? I'm confused 😭

Fantastic question anon, this is 100% A Sleep Token Tumblr Thing™️ and like. Barely tangentially related to the band at all at this point.

And I really can’t do anything more than direct you to the comic:

I don’t even know why/how this became a thing (tho I believe it had to do with the “I’d peel an orange for you” meme) and. Yeah. That’s it

Welcome to Sleep Token Tumblr, nothing makes sense. We just like oranges here.

[sussex-sweetheart]

I've said it once, I'll say it a thousand times, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE BRITISH MEDIA?!

This is #avocadogate all over again. 😒

[quillmasblog]

Testing out new brushes

[barberwitch]

Your puppy is adorable!! Please share more photos! ❤️ Also, I’m looking for more green flying ointment if you plan to sell more of it. Will you be restocking your Etsy?

Would you accept a picture of one of my other dogs? This is Arlo, he got a wash and a haircut!

Yes! I will be decanting some this weekend, so just keep posted. Should be up in the shop Sunday or Monday as back in stock.

And here’s my Etsy! Black ointment is in stock!

[catgirlwheels]

Oh yeah! I got them here, they're great, absolutely recommend her shop:

I think she has all 6 now, but I don't have Rib or Antos (Mort is hiding behind the avocadog that my girlfriend got to make fun of me (I don't like avocados))

OH and I got my grubbles from her too, I forgot it's hiding up top

Oh hey I have one of those too!

Yeah!!

This is mine

Emma got it for me because those are basically the two emotional states that I might need to communicate when I'm not able to speak...

(also is that the beanie baby dragon? I had that as a kid, it was one of my favorites)

[furryfeline]

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[fakeavocado]

My weenie dog is the cutest weenie dog omg

[gergerg]

avocadogs 🥑 . . #🥑 #avocado #dog #dogs #dogsofinstagram #avocadogsofinstagram #doodle #doodlesofinstagram #art #artistsoninstagram #foodart #avocados #avocadog #avocadogs

[krayonela]

🥑🐈‍⬛ avocatdo + avocadog 🥑🐕

[wawaluxthings]

When life gives you PowerPoint....you waste everybody’s time.

Nelson & Murdock, AvocaDOGs at law.

[dangan-imagines-drive-thru]

Shuichi, Rantaro, Kokichi and Kiibo turned into animals for their S/O to deal with

Sorry if this one looks a bit rushed, I’ve been busy this week and want to try to post at least two imagines a week, since no one is requesting yet.

I’m dying of the thought of Kokichi as a cat, i would be so cUTE-

I’ve had this one on my mind for a while, please enjoy!

Have a nice day!

-Mod Maki

Shuichi, Rantaro, Kokichi and Kiibo turned into animals for their S/O to deal with

Shuichi

Miu wanted to show both of you a new invention she made

She wouldn’t tell either of you what it did and that scared him

You, however were very excited to try it out

A  mysterious invention that could possibly have terrible side effects?

Sounds great!

She aimed the machine at Shuichi and fired, a thicc cloud of smoke covering the room

When he smoke had lifted, you saw...

A hamster?

At first, you thought that Gundham had lost one of his Dark Devas of Destruction

But then you realised that the hamster had navy blue fur and that your boyfriend was no longer standing next to you

Miu’s face was filled with joy

“IT WORKED! Well, of course it worked, after all, I AM the gorgeous girl genius!”

Miu, what wORKED-

She then explains that the effects will only last for 24 hours and that you will have to take care of Shuichi until then

Shuichi is a well behaved hamster and doesn’t cause any trouble but he does move around a lot

You can’t help but show him off to Gundham and make a big deal about how your hamster is better then his

IT’S A LIE-

Most of the day is spent trying to keep him away from Kokichi

At one point, you can’t find him and spend an hour looking for him

Only to find that he was on your head the entire time

When he goes back to normal the next day, he thanks you profusely for taking care of him

Rantaro

It was Miu again

She was suppose to try out her new invention on Kokichi but he somehow convinces Rantaro to do it instead

Miu is fine with it as long as she has someone to test it on

When you next see your boyfriend, he is a golden retriever

Well, not golden but more of an avocado

Miu has to break the news to you that he will be like that for the next 24 hours

Then she says that it was Kokichi’s fault and runs off

You want to get Kokichi back for turning Rantaro into a dog but...

HE’S JUST SO CUTE

You end up thanking him and he is very confused

For the rest of the day, you call Rantaro “Avocadog”

You can tell that he doesn’t appreciate the nickname but you can’t take him seriously as a dog

He likes to be pet

He is a very loyal dog and you love him so much

You try to get him to play fetch with you but he refuses

Until you throw the ball and he ends up chasing after it out of instinct

He will get you back for this

When he goes back to normal, he still feels the urge chase after tennis balls

Ryoma watch out-

Kokichi

As usual, the most problematic out of all the boys

He had set up a prank on Himiko

It worked and Tenko tried to go after Kokichi but Himiko had stopped her

She cursed Kokichi with an animal curse that would last for 24 hours

He didn’t believe her and mocked her magic

Big mistake

He woke up the next morning with purple fur all over the bed

Why was there purple fur all over the bed?

He tries to get up on 2 legs but falls down again

That’s when he noticed he had paws

Kokichi doesn’t normally have paws

He stumbles to a mirror only to find he had turned into a purple tabby cat

He is quick to see this as a pranking opportunity

Kokichi goes to breakfast as usual, where he finds everyone, except you, eating

Kaito is the first to notice

“Why is there a purple cat here?”

Himiko smirks knowingly at Kokichi but Kokichi ignores her

Kaito tries to pick him up, only to nearly get scratched by him

Kaito retracts his hand quickly, a confused look on his face

That is when you walk in

Kokichi immediately runs over to you but Kaito tries to warn you

“Careful, S/O! You could get-”

He is interrupted by Kokichi running into your arms and you catching him

Kokichi gives Kaito a smug look as you cradle him in your arms in awe at the adorable cat

You know it’s him but you find him really cute as a cat

You have to stop him from pranking everyone in this new form

He will only stop pestering Kiibo if you give him cuddles

Not that different from when he is a human but he can get away with what he does

Himiko realises that Kokichi isn’t learning anything

On the bright side, he will stop what he is doing and purr if you stroke him

Is a bit upset to be human again and so are you

He was just such a cute cat!

Still stops pestering Kiibo when you give him cuddles

Is actually a little bit more under control now

Kiibo

He has just had a new feature added to him and he wants to try it out with you

Miu wouldn’t tell him what it was, which slightly worries him

But he trusts her!

Big mistake #2

He pushes the button added on him to activate the feature and there is a sudden flash of light

Once the light is gone, you see a robo-parrot on the floor, incredibly confused

Why would Miu add this function? What is its purpose?

He tries to change back but the button doesn’t work

You take him to Miu and she tells you that he will go back to normal in 24 hours

Unlike the other’s, Kiibo can talk because he is a robot and a parrot

This comes in useful because he can still reply to Kokichi’s robophobic comments

“I see Kiiboy was dumb enough to turn himself into a bird and he can’t even fly!”

“Hey! That’s robophobic!”

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention the can’t fly

Miu said he should be able to in the future but this is just a beta version

Is the most well behaved out of all of the boys

He just sits on your shoulder an avoids Kokichi for most of the day

You leave him on his own to get some lunch for yourself

When you come back, Kokichi is taunting him with bird seed

You have to shoo him off but you have to clean up all the bird seed that he dropped, which takes a while

When Kiibo turns to his original form, he has Miu take the function off of him

He is very thankful for you carrying him around on your shoulder all day

[wolvesdevour]

@thewurdsmith I love it. It’s the stupidest thing to be uppity about, and I’m not... I’m not that mad, but I’m SO. CONFUSED. as to why it matters this much. I post political stuff daily and constantly and this is what people are mad about. A friend PM’d me about the great looking avocados they got today. I mean okay i guess

[aaronexplainsitall]

I'm sorry you're getting all the crazies in your ask box tonight! I thought that anecdote was pretty funny and I agree that some of these people really, really, need to go outside and interact with a real person! Hope you're alright!

Haha, thank you pal! It’s been ages since I’ve had a proper glut of absolute madness in my inbox, I guess I was due?? I shall survive, it’s nothing on avocadogate. 

[harlezy]

@jvnebug yes!!!! avocadog!!

[thetravelbugbite]

Happy Halloween: Smiley's Dog Costumes!

Happy Halloween: Smiley’s Dog Costumes!

You may have noticed the dog pictures on my Instagram, or read the two posts I wrote about our rescue Smiley – you may have even read the viral Dodo article about his rescue story! Our unexpected adoption (it only took two weeks of fostering to realize that Smiley belonged with us forever) changed all our plans. All those crazy Halloweenparties we wanted to go to turned into us going to…

[barberwitch]

This is my dog. His favorite thing to do is bring me avocados...even after I️m 100% sure i collected them all, he finds more and comes to show me