Kitty. 30s. She/her. Thingmaker. Amateur woodworker. Disaster lesbian. Writer. Ambulatory wheelchair user. Sex enthusiast. There's no theme here, but I reblog a lot of cats and periodically I yell about being queer and/or disabled. icon by @neonbuck Header image by @paint-lady
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QPRs are basically homebrewing your relationship. I know what I want but it's far from all guidelines and prerequisites that society has given us. I could email you a PDF though.
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Middle school bully called me gay and I just couldn't work up the courage to argue with him
Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO
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my friends and I have created a game we call Quipposting, where you play quiplash but you roll a wheel full of character archetypes, and whatever it lands on, you all answer as if you are like, a wizard or cowboy. This legitimately makes quiplash go from a fun enough game to an S+ tier absolute unabashed banger
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I was shopping for new office chairs
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It's not like either of us grew up religious anyway but rev never heard that Jesus is supposed to have gone to hell for three days when he got crucified and now wonders how common that knowledge is. I just kind of absorbed it from tv shows I think?
#Definitely I have never heard of this#I thought Jews didn't have hell#Was Jesus the first to go to hell#Did god invent hell just for his son#polls
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the voice of the devil
#If school hadn't nearly killed me#I'd much rather jack off sober anyway#Being high doesn't add to the experience usually it just makes me distractible lol
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Sounds like what the shapeshifter would say
You are a soldier in a team of 6 who have been sent to investigate shapeshifter sightings, but return to base after finding nothing. On your return, however, all 6 of you are detained and your commanding officer points out that there was only 5 members of your team when you left.
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Tag the OC that takes everything very seriously
#Qenar#She's convinced if she doesn't then people she cares about will die#On account of all the deaths she blames herself for#blorbos from my brain#Peruna also#Taking things seriously is her entire personality
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"hey actually what the fuck" is exactly the appropriate response to just about everything that happens in kingdom hearts
The thing about kingdom hearts is that heartless don't not have hearts.
The main thing to understand about kingdom hearts is that nothing makes any sense at all ever. Hope this helps.
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Hey actually what the FUCK 😂
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hear me out wheel
step 1: spin the wheel step 2:
i left out a LOT of characters i found way too conveniently attractive on this one. have fun
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Do you have any family members who have the same name? (like two people called Dave for example)
#I was named after one of them#But I don't have that name anymore#And I've decided he's not family anyway#But also still yes#I suspect it may be a requirement for Mexican families#polls
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"Um the lockdowns didnt work" no moron they didnt happen
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