#average queer

[schooltown-follies]

would you still love me if i was an immortal witch’s crow that got turned into a human to manipulate you. and i was also into astrology

[rhfffas]

rio vidal: i have two hands

rio vidal: one for holding agatha's–

rio vidal: –and one for stabbing agatha

[pleasurebutch]

God knew if he gave me a dick I would be the cockiest most pussy obsessed lesbian alive. I would be sinking it into every cunt that would part their legs for me and still not satisfied. Guess I'll just have to do with packers and straps.

[yardsards]

looking back at steven universe and god. that show had such good diversity in their designs that very few animated shows before or since it have had. like there's the obvious diversity in race and weight representation but also just like. all the different body shapes and hair types and facial features. all of which were depicted without being a shorthand for a character being Gross And Comically Ugly (or worse, evil). like i think watching that show in my teen years (which are like. peak years for developing body based insecurities) was good for my self esteem. because with pretty much any trait that i had that i was made to feel bad about, there would be a character from my favourite show that had that trait.

[squircatlies]

Hey, Malevolent fic writers, just a reminder, you can make any crossover happen by having Kayne send John and Arthur to whatever universe you like.

He could task them with grabbing some item for him or killing someone or simply just be like: "I want to see what happens if I put you in a room with Light Yagami." He can just do that. Any time period too. No convoluted excuse needed, Kayne wants to put those guys in situations just as much as we do and he's perfectly capable of doing so.

[maelorderbride]

sparks performances from the 90s are so funny because its like. dude in his pajamas. somebodies grandfather. beautiful woman in a gown with an insane bob. and theyre all best friends

[w0rnoutsock]

Sock¡e | 21 | switch | OF₊˚⊹♡ | my sideblog

ᯓ (＞﹏＜) My name is Sockie / sock¡e and i'm a tboy! I'm 21.

ᯓ I'm autistic! so please use tonetags if you can! ^u^

ᯓ I'm taken! (platonic flirt ok!)

ᯓ i'm a switch (,,>﹏<,,)

ᯓ Yes, i'll be hornyposting on here (｡>\\<)

reminder that my concepts will be completely fictional in case they contain harsh kinks!

ASKS open!! Dm's (19+) open!

DNI:

MDNI!!!!!!! / ageless / blank / mysoginists / "dad bf's" / fauxcest / cishet = block! i also block freely

sibcest as a kink is okay ONLY if it's consenting adults and only fictional/rp.

⟲ or ❤︎ 2 b moots ⋆⭒˚｡

masterlist of my most loved stories:

waking up next to you! -> #⭐

incel perv desperate boyfriend! -> #👾

more stuff n kinks under the cut ^_^

petnames/terms i like

sub: cunt, boycunt, boypussy, tdick, tcock, tits, mantits, slick, sticky, wet | pussyboy, cuntboy, good boy, slut, bitch, fag, perv, little boy, Sockie

dom: (t)dick, (t)cock, slick, hole, | perv, daddy(sometimes), sir

kinklist is under #sockie's list !!!!

saved ff's about geto suguru: #sockie's geto brainrot

saved ff's about giyu tomioka: #sockie's tomioka brainrot

[kleefkruid]

Did I tell you about the time I was browsing in a queer bookshop for the first time as a nervous one-foot-out-the-closet student and they also sold a selection of toys so they had put an underwear display with a strap-on between two sections and it stuck out a bit, but I was not paying attention scanning the titles so I walked straight into it so out of no where I had a very wobbly dildo slap me in the face

[wodania]

self portrait

don’t talk to me or my son ever again

[rhfffas]

so agatha confirmed that it was rio, not billy, freed her from wandas spell

rios so in love😭😭😭

[homoeroticgrappling]

MxM VS HOB is for the gays

[vibrantvetty]

ykwim?

[lgbtlunaverse]

Everytime I see discourse about kink or nudity at pride I get reminded of the time I went to pride a few years ago with my mother and my sibling- who was 17 at the time and is somewhere on the ace spectrum- and about halfway through, the march went under a gatehouse. Some inhabitants were sitting in their open windows watching the parade. Right before we crossed under them, one of them decided to just... take her shirt off. She wasn't wearing a bra. And you know what happened? People whooped and cheered, and then kept walking. That's it. And there were kids around!! They didn't care. My sibling didn't care. My mother, a cisgender heterosexual woman in her 50s, did not care.

This stuff stops being such a big deal when you go offline. It was basically the same amount of boob you'd see in any perfume ad. No one was like 'what about the children?' And if you didn't wanna see it and looked down, no one would've called you a puritanical prude for that. And it helps to remind myself of that everytime I see kink at pride discourse getting rehashed because at actual pride, people don't care.

[shit-sorry-fuck-mybad]

The fact that when I was a kid I had a crush on Will Turner, then I realized I liked girls and had a crush on Elizabeth Swan, and now I’m an adult and I know I like both Will and Elizabeth… but also Captain Barbossa??… and I don’t know what the fuck that means so I’m just gonna let it be…

[faradaykay]

i’m ngl the way some of yall have decided that ryuji is homophobic even tho he has never said anything remotely homophobic as far as i can remember is weird and i think you should investigate your biases of why you think that about him in particular over anyone else in the p5 cast. like quick! explain why the guy who is “traditionally masculine” and openly attracted to women has to be the token homophobic straight guy without saying anything that is either biphobic or super stereotypical towards queer men!

[spurgie-cousin]

has anyone else seen the show Somebody Somewhere on MAX??

i got into it right before it's final season started and what a hidden gem omfg. not only an amazing and hopeful and unstereotypical depiction of queer folks of all flavors in rural America, but also approaches the nuances of that so uniquely. like one gay character is an unapologetic Christian who struggles with finding their place in small town American churches, another is a transmasc high school Ag teacher that advises local farmers, and idk it just appreciates the little ways queer folks participate in their communities, no matter how small, in a way that I haven't seen on TV before but have experienced irl.

it's great and funny and almost too realistic sometimes, highly recommend for straights and gays and city or small town folks alike.