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Six years before appearing on Space 1999 as Maya, Catherine Schell went to outer space in Moon Zero Two (1969). The movie was not well received. The Guardian newspaper called it "dreadfully made from start to finish”. And Variety said it "never makes up its mind whether it is a spoof or a straightforward adventure yarn”.
James Olson played the main character but I think he was mis-cast. He was average looking and balding. And had very little charisma.
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The suitsuits used in the movie look like they were made of hard plastic and rubber. One actor described the moonsuits as "sheer hell" and he received blisters from chafing and back problems from the air conditioner installed to keep him cool. Meanwhile Schell lost 13 pounds from sweat wearing the suit on the hot soundstage.
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#moon zero two#catherine schell#space 1999#maya#James Olson#average and balding#no charisma#blisters and chaffing#sheer hell#rubber and hard plastic
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If Milo was a human he’d be bald btw, Jeff Bezos lookin mf, Lex Luther lookin mf
#This is why I keep them cats#He’d be balding at like 20 and then he would just shave it all off#IM SORRY HES JUST YOUR AVERAGE RICH OLD WHITE MAN YOU GUYS JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT#Ok but I love this one Milo human design someone made and he wasn’t bald so….. sighs 💔💔#Firefly Foundations#Milo
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#if this gets no traction in quitting blogging forever#i feel i dont need to explain the difference but if its unclear its the artistic rap fans who know nothing about it. think that bald man on#youtube with the glasses. who is my enemy.#maybe i should've said jpeg but jpeg may be too niche to be relatable to the average blogger#or the teen boys who think its cool and nothing much else. does not know why he shouldn't say the n word and doesnt rlly care
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(source for the holiday --- the day of the year when they threw him out)
Edit: OK, so there are more votes for the start of spring / Easter + Haloween (I think?) + winter solstice / Christmas, but what's in August? Rings of Power season 2? Some Amarican hiloday I don't know? I'm really curious why August.
#no more options if bald you have to comment sorry#or just average your baldness into one of the months#silm#silmarillion#tolkien legendarium#the silm#the silmarillion#silm polls#morgoth#melkor#war of wrath
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#i know none of you are picking bartleby but bartleby is sooooo good#if average balding pencil pusher gets psychosexually tormented by strange autistic man interests you then PLEASE. watch bartleby#its got crispin glover in it!! hes bartleby of course. strange strange alluring man#youhomos are picking muppets arent you.
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#homo#he aint bald#just not ready yet#silly goofy mood#art#artwork#reading#digital art#drawing#guys im so funny#digital drawing#digital illustration#art digital#character development#character illustration#original character#character art#character design#drag queen#average oc maker#oc artist#oc artwork#ocs#oc art#my ocs#oc
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remember what we used to have
#jon moxley#dean ambrose#im sorry but the recent iteration of bald moxley look too much like your average facebook boomer dad
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who would win in an argument phyroh or phlunk.Who casts the first punch
I was going to say that I'm not sure if phyroh could win this one BUT then I remembered we're talking about a creature with a brain that's shriveled to the size of a pea and probably cannot tell whether he's losing an argument. so.
phlunk would INSIST he's above such petty little arguments until phyroh "bigg diggs" himself has the gall to drop the equivalent of a your mom insult at phlunk and phlunk comes in with a nuke of a comeback,
"I'm sure the deceased of Rata Novus are abundantly pleased that you are the sole carrier of their legacy, and that you have made such stupendious strides in your life since breaking free of joko's reign. I applaud you, sir, you are truly nothing but the pinnacle of the asuran race."
I don't know why I'm assuming that phlunk knows phyroh's history but I think it's funny if he does without any explanation as to how. and you will have to tell me whether phyroh has the cognitive ability to recognize sarcasm. because if not I'm imagining him walking away from that with a giant grin on his face before he trips and falls into a ditch
#one thing I like about phyroh is that he has an extensive enough of a vocabulary to suggest he's of at least average asuran intelligence#until he has to actually do anything#flashback to when he was stranded in the shiverpeaks and u never elaborated to me as to how HFBDIWNDNFJFHF#maybe that's when nova pulled out the (BALD) missing posters#phyroh#my characters#ex-councillor phlunk
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Trying to imitate the shows art style for comics has me feeling like I don't know how to draw, so I decided to try and figure them out in my usual style.
I couldn't commit to a full human disguise though because I crave their more demonic aspects.
#stolas#blitzo#blitzø#stolitz#helluva boss#design headcanons and ideas tag dump incoming#Stolas is obviously based on the official design with a couple of tweaks#I love his second set of eyes so I hc he uses the glasses to conceal rather than imitate them#obviously used a lot of fanon interpretations and barb as inspo for blitz#couldn't commit to making him bald I'm sorry but the guys hairline is dire as penance#wanted to go for a soft mohawk feel as a stand in for his spines to make my decisions feel justified and a little reminiscent of ep2#and just to revoke some of his hair privileges#spent the whole time flipflopping between whether Blitz was too hot or not hot enough#man has bagged himself at least 2 high profile hotties#counter argument: he's a fucking trash fire (affectionate)#Blitz isn't short he's like a little below average#Stolas is just a lamp post of a man#Not me using character study as an excuse to draw them going on a second date where Blitz gives a shit so I can cope#Stolas getting them into Ozzie's made it clear they are both the 'he asked for no pickles' boyfriend#and that's a fucking power couple right there.#my art
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Asking the real questions:
#My vote is 'mix; will partially grow but he'll bald like an average guy'#scarlet hollow#Dumayu#Вышедшее из под моего пера
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do whtvr. make miraak into this handsome squidward guy behind the mask. but always to me he will be bald, and have a receding hairline old man style. dgaf
#b.txt#he looks like stannis baratheon to me with his game-issued appearance#he’s average ugly and its fitting to be honest#i know that bethesda gave miraak two randomized nord appearances#and the one where he’s nearly bald struck my heart because yeah he would nearly be bald and have a rugged look#as compared to dovahkiin#who’s your typical blue-eyed blonde-haired pretty boy hero
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Finally watching Overlord with AD. Already noticed an interesting choice of wording, with the narrator using "Nazis" and "Nazi soldiers" instead of "German soldiers." You could argue it's less technically accurate, but serves a purpose, and it's a reasonable decision in the context of the story. Audio description is cool.
Edit: They use a combination of "Nazis," "Nazi soldiers," "Germans," and "German soldiers." The choice is still significant.
#so far boyce (the only prominent black character)#is the only character whose race has been explicitly mentioned#which is usually a problem#(i've seen some ad that's really bad about treating whiteness as an unremarkable default and only signally out poc)#but on the other hand there have been two minor black characters#one who was described by the most prominent unique trait “bald”#and one who was immediately given an name and was never time to physically describe#the other white male characters are given quick descriptors#“scrawny” “fresh-faced” “dark-haired” and “blond”#(the last of which does imply race)#the “scrawny” (tbh i'd've gone with gangly) soldier is quickly named rosenfeld and he calls attention to the implications of that name#it's true that there are people who will consciously or unconsciously equate “fresh-faced” and its implications of innocence with whiteness#but i don't know if that's a fault or in the control of the ad itself#boyce is of average height and build with no striking physical features like scars or a distinctive haircut#“dark haired” would have been the only non-racial description available but also applies to another character#and it's impossible to deny despite the movie's general stance of colorblindness#that it is significant that the hero of this ww2 movie is a black soldier and the plot doesn't center on his race#so in whole it's interesting#the choice would in a vacuum be problematic#but in context is i think probably the best choice for smoothly providing the necessary information#which is the purpose of media accessibily tools like ad#like i said#ad is really interesting
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Can people in fandom be normal about bald people. What is fucking wrong with you people I’m so confused. I feel like I live in an alternate world sometimes
#people???? Are just bald???? like???? huh???? huh???? whiuh????#WHY DO PEOPLE ONLINE ACT LIKE TODDLERS WHOVE NEVER SEEN A BALD PERSON BEFORE#I’m genuinely so baffled like there’s no way the concentration of bald people in my city is different from average right#I don’t live in a different universe. what’s going on#there were rules in my high school about how clean shaven you were allowed to be bc it was popular and common esp among black boys#one of my sister’s bfs was bald by choice in his 20s like ITS JUST NORMAL……….?
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hot summer days
#lucis#my art#how much can i get away with 😎#hello again tumblr i return after 20 years of absence just like your average father#i had no idea i havent posted this pic here tbh its one of my favs 😭 my kitty boy... my gross little kitten.. hh#one of the captions was like 'back in athkatla' and it really captures perfectly what was lucis doing#during the 20 years before the balding gate happened. and it wasnt ice cream eating !! §!!
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me out loud to myself: god solas is such a mitski girlie
#i hold up a picture of that bald old man to the average mitski fan and go#believe it or not i'm so insane that i can apply pretty much any mitski song to this man.#carly.txt
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