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who would win in an argument phyroh or phlunk.Who casts the first punch
I was going to say that I'm not sure if phyroh could win this one BUT then I remembered we're talking about a creature with a brain that's shriveled to the size of a pea and probably cannot tell whether he's losing an argument. so.
phlunk would INSIST he's above such petty little arguments until phyroh "bigg diggs" himself has the gall to drop the equivalent of a your mom insult at phlunk and phlunk comes in with a nuke of a comeback,
"I'm sure the deceased of Rata Novus are abundantly pleased that you are the sole carrier of their legacy, and that you have made such stupendious strides in your life since breaking free of joko's reign. I applaud you, sir, you are truly nothing but the pinnacle of the asuran race."
I don't know why I'm assuming that phlunk knows phyroh's history but I think it's funny if he does without any explanation as to how. and you will have to tell me whether phyroh has the cognitive ability to recognize sarcasm. because if not I'm imagining him walking away from that with a giant grin on his face before he trips and falls into a ditch
#one thing I like about phyroh is that he has an extensive enough of a vocabulary to suggest he's of at least average asuran intelligence#until he has to actually do anything#flashback to when he was stranded in the shiverpeaks and u never elaborated to me as to how HFBDIWNDNFJFHF#maybe that's when nova pulled out the (BALD) missing posters#phyroh#my characters#ex-councillor phlunk
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