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What if Reader who's the new young avenger introducing Thor to the band Brothers of Metal a heavy metal band that make song about Vikings and Norse mythology
Y/N puts a record on...
Y/N: and this is their song about Ragnarok.
Thor: Amazing. How did I not hear about these magnificent bards sooner?!
Y/N: you gotta expand your taste in music.
Thor: shall we hear more of their musicial exploits over the delicious Earth drink of coffee?
Y/N: yeah okay
#avengers#avengers thor#marvel#marvel fluff#marvel imagine#avengers imagine#thor#thor x reader#thor imagine#avenger reader#marvel incorrect quotes#mcu#mcu imagine#chris hemsworth
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Agatha All Along is a serve
#agatha all along#marvel#witches#witchblr#ITS GOOD Y’ALL#It’s a keeper#agatha harkness#billy maximoff#scarlet witch#the avengers#wanda maximoff#thor#loki#lgbtq+#serve#ate
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The Avengers 2012 era was the best time ever in the fandom
Thor loves pop tarts, Clint lived in the vents, Bruce and Tony did science together, Steve was the mom friend of the team and did art in his free time, Natasha was cool aunt of the team, Loki was there too and a bunch of other characters like Peter, Sam, Bucky, Vision and Wanda all lived in the Avengers tower together
It was a much simpler time where everyone in the fandom was chill and having fun together
#loki laufeyson#loki odinson#thor odinson#wanda maximoff#peter parker#vision#tony stark#bruce banner#natasha romanoff#steve rogers#clint barton#sam wilson#bucky barnes#the avengers#avengers family#domestic avengers#marvel
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making the same promise to start posting regularly again every two months
this time for real tho
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I miss them 🥹🥲
#avengers#marvel#mcu#avengers x reader#natasha romanoff#clint barton#thor odinson#steve rogers#tony stark#bruce banner#loki laufeyson#black widow#hawkeye#thor#captain america#iron man#hulk#loki#natasha romanoff x reader#the incrediable hulk#clint barton x reader#thor odinson x reader#steve rogers x reader#tony stark x reader#bruce banner x reader#scarlett johansson#jeremy renner#chris hemsworth#chris evans#mark ruffalo
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Nobody:
Thor: I am very HUNGRYYY
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Part 3 of if Civil War didn't end in divorce and everyone lived together
Part 1 Part 2
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Mission debrief:
Thor: Don't feel bad Banner, I mean is there anyone at this table who hasn't killed somebody?
Peter: *slowly raises hand*
Natasha: Don't worry you're still young
Peter: 😟
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Steve: Has anyone seen my shield?
Clint: *points outside*
*Peter, Thor, and Bucky playing frisbee with it*
Steve: I guess I'm not saving those orphans today :/
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Clint: Tony I said seedless watermelon, are you trying to kill me?
Tony: You're a big boy, you aren't gonna choke
Clint: No but it might... grow
Tony: Oh please don't tell me you still think watermelon seeds grow inside your stomach if you swallow them
Clint:
Pietro: Bro got a licence to kill but still has a Jack and the Beanstock level of education
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2:34 am
Tony: *leaving Steve's bedroom*
Sam: *leaving Bucky's bedroom*
Tony:
Sam:
Tony: Let's never speak of this?
Sam: Yep.
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Steve: Tony, you're the smartest person I know. You understand anything you set out to study, your passion is remarkable, innovation beyond anyone on the planet, and an incredible memory
Tony: Thank you thank you
Steve: So why do you STILL NOT CLOSE THE KITCHEN CABINETS
Tony: Uh
Steve: SOME OF US ARE TALL TONY. SOME OF US HAVE BRUISES ON THEIR FOREHEADS BECAUSE OF THIS NEGLIGENCE
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Tony: Goodnight kid *tucks Peter into bed and kisses his forehead*
*Clint, Vision, Thor, and Dum-E waiting outside the room*
Tony: Oh come on. All of you?
*nodding*
Tony: Vision you don't even sleep. Dum-E I am not kissing you again you gave me chemical burns last time
Dum-E: *lowers head and whirs sadly*
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Bucky: Don't sit so close to me
Sam: Why, cause I'm black 🤨
Bucky: No because you smell like ass sweat
Sam:
Sam: Why, cause I'm bl-
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During training:
Natasha: *flips Steve and slams him onto his back*
Peter: Woah! I wanna know how to do that
Natasha: *flips Peter and slams him onto his back*
Natasha: Seems like you already know how
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Tony: Okay Merida, you and me, darts for a hundred bucks. My suit vs. your freak self
Clint: I'll take that bet
*7 minutes later*
Tony: I have advanced AI targetting technology. SUPER. SUIT. How did I lose?!
Clint: It can do a lot of things Tony but at the end of the day it can't super suck this di-
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Bucky: Sam's in medical so I'll do the mission debrief with you
Natasha: That was fast, I thought you'd still be coddling your boyfriend the rest of the day
Bucky: What. How do you know about us.
Natasha: I don't, it was a joke...
Bucky:
Natasha:
Bucky: Damn you really are good at interrogation
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Bruce: I've taken up puzzles as a hobby. It's actually really relaxing
*Box is missing the last piece*
Bruce: *sighs, erases the 61 under the 'Days Without Hulk Incident' sign*
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Natasha: Kings
Bucky: Go fish. Sevens?
Natasha: Nada. Fives?
Bucky: Shit. Here
Sam: I thought y'all were playing poker, are you for real playing Go Fish?
Natasha: Our pockets got cleaned out so we quit. The poker game is over by Steve
Peter: HAHA SUCK IT OLD MAN, AMERICA JUST WENT BANKRUPT *pulls giant pile of animal crackers to himself*
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Steve: Do you want to play catch?
Wanda: What?
Steve: Um. Do you want to watch Hannah Montana?
Wanda: I don't even know what you're talking about
Steve: Maybe I could show you how to brush your teeth?
Wanda: Steve you're really scaring me
Steve: The article said to do it together! *shows phone*
Wanda: Are you getting parenting advice from wikihow? Did you even read it or were you just skimming the pictures
Steve: ...Well why'd they put toothbrushing in the photo if it wasn't a good bonding activity?
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Sam: Why are your titties so bouncy man. Is it to deflect bullets?
Steve: What did you just say about my chest...
Sam: Hey I call em as I see em, and they're staring right at me.
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Peter: Yo Mr. Stark wanna see a backflip?
Peter: Oh Cap come see my front handsprings
Peter: Natasha watch this aerial cartwheel!
Tony: Why did you tell him you were in the circus. Now that the idea's in his head all he does is jump around and cause noise complaints from downstairs
Clint: C'mon it's cute! He's talented
Bucky: I'm gonna tell him it doesn't count because he has superpowers and that he's a cheat
Tony: But that'll ruin his confidence
Bucky: God I hope so
#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect mcu quotes#irondad and spiderson#marvel mcu#marvel#incorrect marvel#incorrect quotes#irondad#mcu#peter parker#tony stark#steve rogers#natasha romanoff#bucky barnes#sam wilson#clint barton#thor#bruce banner#wanda maximoff#pietro maximoff#avengers#domestic avengers#the avengers#marvel incorrect quotes#sambucky#stony#stevetony#thor odinson
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✨️ Loki in suits ✨️
#loki#loki laufeyson#loki odinson#loki of asgard#loki of jotunheim#loki avengers#avengers loki#avengers#thor ragnarok#loki season 1#loki season 2#loki series#loki in suits#loki eras#thor 1#president loki#suit and tie#suit#men’s suits#damn hes handsome#loki db cooper
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Just wasn't expecting a code green. If you hadn't been there, there would have been double the casualties.
THE AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON (2015)
#the avengers#age of ultron#mcuedit#marveledit#dailymarvelgifs#natasha romanoff#thor odinson#bruce banner#avengersedit#filmedit#userbbelcher#*#by zaynab#userzil#useraurore#userelio#userines#userrlaura#usereme
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I was flipping through one of the new books I got for the library and I came across this:
Nick Fury canonically owns a guinea pig, y'all.
#libraries#librarylife#libraryland#school librarian#school libraries#the real life of me#canada#elementary school#adventures in librarian ing#marvel comics#spider man#peter parker#petsitting#thor odinson#the avengers#iron man#ant man#scott lang#avengers#nick fury#the wasp#the hulk#hulk#black panther#tchalla#lol#cute#squirrel girl#guinea pig#fish
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Steve Rogers // Captain America
and his habit of putting his hands on his belt
#marveledit#dailymarvelgifs#chris evans#captain america#steve rogers#marvel#steverogersedit#the avengers#three of these are from age of ultron btw. usually in front of thor and/or tony#almost like hes projecting or peacocking or something#also that movie is yellow as fuck#like shockingly yellow all the time why was it colored like that#trying to get these gifs to match was a huge pain in my ass#also this is my first gifset! let me know if you have any tips idk what the fuck im doing im just having fun and being myself#anyways more gifs incoming im having a fucking blast#my gifs
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All Father Thor, King of Asgard,
A new ruler of Hel has been chosen, the fearsome King Phantom, defeater of Pariah Dark. It is time for Asgard to prepare to pay the dues required to keep peace between the realms of the gods and of the dead. Bring the terms of your surrender to King’s Phantom’s representative on earth, Daniel James Fenton of Amity Park.
The Noble Scribe of King Phantom,
Ghost Writer
*****
“Okay so let me get this straight,” Tony Stark, Iron Man and Avenger said. “Ghosts are real.”
“Yes.” King Thor Odinson, Asgardian and god of thunder agreed.
“And they’re evil.”
“A bit of an oversimplification, but yes.” Prince Loki Odinson, sometimes villain and would be planet invader, answered.
“And the ghosts have had one ruler, the most powerful ghost in existence. And that new rulers are chosen by combat, meaning that every new ruler is more powerful than the last.”
“Yes, you’ve got the idea.” Thor said looking down at his knees for a moment.
“And since ghosts are so evil and so powerful, that means that their ruler is practically an unstoppable force of destruction.”
“Doesn’t it sound delightful?” Loki asked, to which he received a glare.
“So, for the past 10,000 years, at least, Asgard and plenty of other realms have been paying taxes to the ghost king to avoid a war. A racketeering scheme.”
“I don’t know what a racketeering scheme is but yes, the ghost peace treaty does require that Asgard pay the ghost king gold and magical weapons every century and if we fail to pay that price, then the peace treaty will be broken and Asgard will likely be forfeit.”
“That’s a racketeering scheme!”
“Well then yes.”
Tony pinched the bridge of his nose. It was clear the man’s headache was only growing stronger as he walked through the information the two gods had dumped into his lap this morning. Thor and Loki both had rushed into his lab and started babbling about world ending threats and how they might possibly be absolutely screwed.
“So, now there’s a new king. Which means a new peace treaty has to be signed.” Tony said the words ‘peace treaty’ in the same way he’d say ‘nuclear bomb’ or ‘Steve Rogers’.
“I thought you said it was a racketeering scheme?” Loki asked.
“Shut it.” Tony hissed.
“A new treaty must be signed.” Thor repeated, trying to keep the three of them on track.
“And since the last king Pariah Dark was so powerful that he made the entirety of Asgard tremble, you’re pretty sure this new king, Phantom, is probably worse.”
“Pariah Dark had the power to suck entire planets into the afterlife, destroying them,” Loki said looking at his nails. “Stands to reason that a ghost powerful enough to defeat him could do much, much worse.”
“Right. Fantastic!” Tony practically shouted.
“I don’t think anything about this is fantastic.” Thor admitted, he was ignored.
“And according to you Asgard has been paying the ghost tax for both their realm and ours since we were under Odin’s protection. And since Hela and Sutur destroyed your entire planet and your entire people are refugees, now we have to figure out how to keep an ultrapowerful ghost from wiping out our home without any way of paying him.”
“Technically we don’t know if Phantom is a ‘he’.” Loki pointed out unhelpfully.
“The letter literally says he’s a king!”
“Could be a title. What do the dead have need for gender?”
“This is not the point of this discussion,” Thor cut in before an argument about the usefulness of gender and the concept of a female king burst forth. “We’re here to figure out how to make peace with King Phantom without resulting in a war that would destroy our world and our peoples.”
“We don’t even have Earth’s mightiest heroes anymore.” Loki said, referencing the painful results of the civil war and the Accords.
“We’re fucked.” Tony decided.
“Yes,” Thor agreed. “We probably are.”
#danny phantom#phandom#fics#phan phic#phicc#marvel mcu#mcu#ghost king danny#mcu/dp crossover fics in the year of our Lord 2024#avengers civil war#tony stark#loki#thor
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Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015), dir. Joss Whedon
#marveledit#filmedit#thoredit#thor odinson#vision#ultron#age of ultron#avengersedit#avengers: age of ultron#*gifs#dylan
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The World's Tree
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
Thor (2011)
Loki (2023) — 2.06 “Glorious Purpose”
#i am not normal about this#loki spoilers#marvel#loki#loki series#loki season 2#thor#captain america the first avenger#the world's tree#yggdrasil
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patreon request!
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Steve: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Bruce: Weight loss? Drink water.
Tony: Clear skin? Drink water.
Natasha: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.
Everyone:
#incorrect marvel quotes#avengers incorrect quotes#incorrect avengers#incorrect mcu quotes#natasha romanov#natasha romanoff#natasha romanoff incorrect quotes#tony stark incorrect quotes#steve rogers incorrect quotes#bruce banner#thor#mcu fandom#marvel mcu#mcu#avengers#marvel cinematic universe#marvel#the avengers
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