#ave asmodeus guys i love him

[lostinvasileios]

"Asmodeus is so scary!! He tortured and killed millions!! He's a monster! Despicable demon, back whence you came!!!"

Also Asmodeus: gives me a dream of him spoon feeding me medicine and telling me sweet nothings while I'm currently under a cold & suffering inside.

[deathraven17]

King Asmodeus- A journal.

It was exactly 2 months 14 days back that I started working with King Asmodeus. I did a dedication ritual to him as he became my patron and here I am.. dedicating myself to my patron. Blogging for him.

He has been a the most generous being to me in this life time.. today itself.. i was losing my mind over the anticipation of something big + bad and I was mad.. mad that if it happens then there's no point of anything. Ill leave magick once and for all.. and that my King was not doing anything about it. Ofcourse, i was distressed and things came out of my mouth but he didn't mind.. in fact he chose to show me his presence once again by removing the thing that was bothering and not just that but he made me get appreciation from a very special expert in the field I work.. made that guy tell the world how intelligent I was even though I was so young. It was beautiful to see my stupid wish being turned true that way.. I felt it was his way of proving that he is still working for me.

He's truly so sweet.. like a father.. even though I never gotten that love from my father.. he chose to show me I was worthy of love ❤️

Ave King Asmodeus!

[deus-ipsum]

Ursa Major

I was reached out to by Asmodeus a wile ago and I'm currently waiting for the right opportunity to start doing my practices again (my home is being renovated). I was afraid that He maybe changed His mind and left me because I've been putting things off so I was a bit sad and paranoid. I've also been looking out for signs from the Gods and all of a sudden I just can't get away from the topic of bears. I had a dream about bears, my teacher randomly started talking about bears, and I even clicked on a sculpting video of a bear. I tried to find out the reason for these fluffy guys following me everywhere and I found out that in Asmodeus' mythology He lives by the Great Bear constellation. I found this very interesting and I feel a bit reassured that Asmodeus still wants to work with me. The great thing is that I will be going home soon and I've got a bunch of stuff I'd like to do! With all this, I decided to make a little drawing in His honor and I tried my best, but I've never really drawn a bear before and it kind of looks like a wolf lol.

I've felt Asmodeus' lurking energy around me sometimes, especially when I first started speculating that He was reaching out to me. For Satan and Astaroth, They have forms that They show up to me as, but not Asmodeus. Instead, He shows up to me as a black figure with red eyes and I'm able to see short curly hair from His silhouette. During a meditation session I asked Satan about this and He said that Asmodeus wants me to learn more about Him before He reaves more of Himself to me (which makes sense). Besides that, I would love to hear from you guys and your ideas/experiences with the Demon of lust.

Hope you guys are having a good day!

Ave Asmodeus!

[writing-for-me-at-this-point]

iii. Actor AU | Bloopers/Gag Reel

Part Two of the Actor AU series! 

Word Count: 887 words

Page Count: 2.7 pages

A.N. Hope you guys like these bloopers lmao

[ Actor AU Masterlist ]

Lucifer, introducing himself: And I am... Lucifer...

Satan: *just staring at him*

Lucifer: And the... *starting to giggle* Av-Avatar of *Laughing*

MC: Dude, this is the first scene *laughing*

*****

Mammon, holding the Slate Board: Take three...

Satan and Luke, dancing in the back:

Belphegor, laughing at Asmodeus, who tripped on his tail:

Lucifer, being carried on Beelzebub's shoulders:

MC and Barbatos, moaning loudly in Simeon's ear:

Solomon and Leviathan, the only ones ready to film is sitting on the floor at this point:

Mammon: Three out of three hundred. You fucking children.

*****

Leviathan: You told them? Why? You ass!

Mammon: Oh my god, shut up.

Leviathan: Dude... you good?

*****

MC, in a flashback with a friend in the car: Wake me up when it's my turn to drive, okay?

MC: *Lays down in their lap while driving*

MC's Friend: So... head?

MC: *cackling in their lap*

*****

*Everyone, outside for filming, and it's drizzling*

Lucifer, mouth wide open, looking up to the sky: SUSTENANCE!

*****

MC, sleeping in their bed for a scene, eyes closed and just chillin': 

Barbatos, being a little shit: *honks air horn in their ear*

MC, shooting up: KELLY CLARKSON!

*****

Simeon: Luci and I

Solomon: Luci?

Simeon: Yeah, my bitch is a better term though, but I call him Luci. *chuckles*

Solomon: *giggles*

*****

Lucifer, staring at MC in the kitchen, tension rising due to this being one of their arguments:

MC, staring back smugly:

Satan, turning the corner: Am I interrupting something?

*****

MC and Solomon, doing a promo for the Holiday rush, speaking in sync: And we, the humans of RAD, wish you the happiest of Holidays.

MC:...

MC: That was really nice.

Solomon: *Laughs*

*****

MC, testing the fake blood in their mouth:

Director: Okay, now just say something.

MC: I'm a pebble. *Blood gushing down their mouth, they start choking, due to there being too much*

Belphegor: At this rate they're gonna die before I touch 'em.

*****

Barbatos, locking Simeon and MC in a closed room on set: Now why don't ya'll fuck and make puppies.

Simeon: Go fuck yourself!

Leviathan: This sounds like a bad fan fiction.

Everyone: *laughs*

*****

Leviathan: He's a mon... monster... *his accent won't stop coming out*

Mammon: It's okay, take your time.

Satan and Luke: *Heavy NY accent* Ya! But'cha don' say that shit with us!

*****

Beelzebub, on the phone, supposed to sound worried about Asmodeus: Hello? Is this the police?

Beelzebub: Yeah, I got an emergency!

Beelzebub: Someone stole my fuckin' food.

Beelzebub: Yes! Ma fuckin' food! 

Mammon: *chuckling*

*****

Diavolo, walking in shirtless: Impressive, no?

Leviathan: *drops to his knees*

Leviathan: I'm ready.

Both: *start laughing*

*****

Simeon: Well, with my knowledge and my experience, raising younger angels was easy... for... me...

*Lucifer, Diavolo, and Barbatos, doing a conga line behind the camera, the rest of the cast joining*

Simeon, trying to stay in character: Sorry- I was just reminiscing.

MC: Reminiscing? Or the idiot centipede in the back got you shook?

*****

Mammon, playing with the coffee lid, because Luke looked a bit too scared in the last scene: And for this *clicking the lid* you will pay *bad mimicry of Lucifer*

Luke: *giggles*

*****

*Someone starts playing 'I Will Always Love You'*

Belphegor: Can we even afford that song yet? Do we have the rights?

Satan: Nah, we gettin' copy right striked.

Lucifer: WE GETTIN' DEMONIZED?

Leviathan: Bitch, we canceled.

*****

Director: Make your eating look a bit more erotic. Use the butter and the toast maybe?

Asmodeus: Okay, got it.

Asmodeus: *Deep throats the stick of butter*

Solomon: Or we can do that *horrified*

*****

Beelzebub: What do you guys want to start your day with?

Asmodeus: Honestly? I could start with a nap. ( Crew member, in the back: But you just woke up- ).

Diavolo: I could start with a kiss from each one of my kids.

Mammon: I could start with some peace and quiet.

Solomon: I could start with some cuddles from Blue ( his husky ).

Barbatos: I could start with some real love and affection.

MC: I could start with some coffee.

Satan: I could start with some roll ups and about a gram.

Leviathan: I could start with some head.

Belphegor: I could start with some whiskey.

Lucifer: I could start with some coke.

Simeon: I could start with some therapy after hearing those last couple of rejects.

*****

MC: *starting the scene*

Belphegor, behind the door, supposed to be asleep: *giggling like a maniac*

MC: Or we can not do our jobs. That's an option too.

*****

*Barbatos and Simeon, in an elevator the doors are closing*

Barbatos: *pushed Simeon to the wall as the doors shut*

Simeon: OH FUCK! MY DICK!

Leviathan, looking at the camera like in the office: And that's why we practice safe sex kids.

Mammon: ...what?

*****

Diavolo, on the phone with Lucifer: Yeah, you don't wanna get caught trespassing at a public pool at three in the morning with your girlfriend, beer in one hand and your raging erection in her other, ya know?

Lucifer: *starting to chuckle* Yeah... yeah I get it.

Satan: How- how is that relatable?

*****

MC, half naked, changing for a scene while Asmodeus is on their bed, reading a magazine: 

MC: Asmo, I just am not too sure-

MC: *trips while putting on their pants*

Asmodeus: Even Conner ( Belphegor ) doesn't slip up this much. And he wears that fucking tail.

MC: I- I'm sorry???

[grey-eyed-menace]

Like A Dame (Snapshots)

Mammon: *trying his best at being casual* ...so, uh, why're you and Flower-Girl in suits?

Sora: *looking down at her watch in vague interest, frowning at the time* Diavolo provided our outfits for the evening, I complied, Mio guilt tripped Lucifer and Satan into providing a mishmash of their clothes.

Mammon: *visibly disappointed* Don't ya still have a bunch of leftover dresses from the other times?

Sora: And deal with Asmo's appraising glare? No thanks, I get enough flack from him as is about my lack of taste in fashion. I mean, fuck the rest of the Devildom, but I live with Asmodeus. I have to deal with that shit, I'm not Mio, I can't just zone out.

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[Pan behind the refreshments where Leviathan, Mio, and Beel have decided to hide out for the night. The latter two of which are currently splitting what looks like to be an entire raspberry cheesecake, and the former seems to be playing a Gacha game on Mio's phone.]

(Luke stumbles upon them, wearing a rather pretty sailor dress, with his hair done up in pigtails. He puts his hands on hips, frowns cutely, and looks down on them in disappointment.)

Luke: Is this really how you spend every event? No variation?

Mio: *casually fork wrestling Beel away from her three claimed slices of cheesecake* Not every event, no. Sometimes, Belphie or Satan join us, other times Levi and I shack up in the coat room, or Beel decides too safeguard the entire refreshment table. There's plenty of variation.

Luke: That's not what I meant and you know it.

Mio: And you're hiding from Phenex, aren't you?

[In the distance, a rather high pitched call of 'Luke!' can be heard as an incredibly pretty female looking aqua haired demon traverses the dance floor.]

Luke: ...*sighs* Can you slide over?

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Sora: So that was Marchosias?

Satan: Yes, unfortunately, it seems she's not incredibly fond of you.

Sora: *blinks stupidly* Not fond? She's my lab partner. If anything, she loves me. It's just... Well, I'm hanging out with the guys she kind of... You know, followed into hell? It's awkward dude. Like... I think I've seen her vault out a six story building just to avoid Beel.

Satan: Truly?

Sora: *shrugs* Hey, a large majority of people avoid their family like the plague, others try to stay connected, and some, like Phenex, decide that they're gonna be said families problem. Whether they like it or not.

Satan: And you? What's your category?

Sora: *without so much as pausing to think* Reluctant orphan adoptee with five siblings, three cousins, and a really fucking weird extended family.

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Solomon: Ah, Diana!

[Solomon rushes over to his old student with a bright smile, clad in a black form fitting dress with white accents, paired with a gold sash, and silver heels. He also, rather inexplicably, has a rather modest set of breasts.]

(Diana, by comparison, is dressed in a rather oversized midnight blue tux with a grey bowtie, and a white sash around her hips, a large spade sewn over her heart.)

Diana: *blinks tiredly, presses a hand to her face, and sighs, preparing herself for an oncoming clusterfuck* Yes Solomon?

Solomon: *grin persisting* I'm calling in a favor, I need you to help me with something.

Diana: *closes eyes, breaths in, and then exhales* ...next time, next time, I'm taking Bridget and Eirny up on that fourth honey moon.

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Spade: Has anyone ever told you that you're infuriating?

Phenex: *humming as they drag him around the dance floor* Constantly, you?

Spade: Only my children.

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[As the party begins to wind down, Mio has decided to briefly venture out from behind the refreshments table, only to come upon a staring contest between Phenex and Simeon.]

(Simeon looks incredibly uncomfortable. Phenex is simply Smiling, it's not a pretty smile, no, it's the smile that got Diavolo to back down from including them and Luke in the butler fiasco.)

Mio: ...do I want to know?

Simeon: *still uneasily meeting Phenex's gaze* No.

Phenex: *still Smiling* It's just drama between siblings, you understand don't you Mio-chan?

(Mio raises an eyebrow at Simeon, then turns to Phenex, and back to Simeon, before casting her gaze to where Luke and the others were at before sighing.)

Mio: Right, uh, well, I'll be leaving then, see you guys at R.A.D. tomorrow, I suppose.

(Mio proceeds to speed walk back to where Beel, Levi, and Luke are without a second thought.)

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[By way of an escaped Lucifer, the Ubuyashiki-Shibata cousins are currently dancing with one another.]

(Mio is leaning against Sora's shoulder, as the latter leads her through the steps of a butchered slow waltz.)

Mio: How's day been so far? Well, I know mine hasn't been the best, Levi stole the last cupcake.

Sora: *sighing* I see you've been dreadfully bored.

Mio: Bored doesn't begin to cover it, I miss the more... Nerve wracking events!

Sora: Mio, we nearly die everytime those events happen.

Mio: Not always! Sometimes I get lucky! I got to hold Mammon's hand during that room by room puzzle!

Sora: ...Lord above *pointedly ignoring the scandalized gasps from passing demons* you two are pathetic.

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[After what seems to be an eternity, Diana and Spade join together on the dance floor.]

(Sora and Asmo watch from by the refreshments opposite to the one Beel, Levi, and Mio are hiding behind, Diana and Spade gliding right by them, completely ignorant of their presence, only focused on one another.)

Sora: *eyes following them* Please tell me you feel like your intruding, please, I don't want to feel alone.

Asmo: *humming, already going about fixing Sora's bun* I don't know why you're hoping to find solidarity with me Sora, I mean, it's cute, but honestly? This just excites me. To see something so intimate and gentle... Ah, it makes me ache for simpler times.

Sora: *whimpers*

Asmo: *pats her shoulder reassuringly*

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[It's the last dance of the night, and the Ubuyashiki-Shibata cousins are each dancing with their own prospective partners completely stone-faced.]

(Sora, dressed in a silver suit and black tie, with her hair up in a braided bun reminiscent of Arturia Pendragon, is dancing with Mammon.

Mio, by comparison, dancing with Belphie, and therefore helping support him, is dressed in an odd mishmash of Lucifer, Asmo, and Satan's clothes. A pair of navy blue slacks, a black dress shirt, dark pink tie and white blazer. Her hair is gathered into a short ponytail at the base of her skull, tied off with a red ribbon. Asmo is distinctly glaring at her from where he's dancing with Diana.)

Mammon: What's got you pissed off Girlie?

Sora: *still completely stone-faced* Fate, the world, Phenex's continued existence, an array of things. Most glaringly, perhaps it's the fact that you couldn't ask my cousin to dance so you stole me away from Beel and Belphie?

Mammon: *clears throat, as Sora leads him into an awkward dip* ...right, got me there Girlie.

(Across the floor, Belphie stirs enough to ask a question.)

Belphie: Why're you so stiff? Actually, why aren't you Sora, and where is Beel?

Mio: *pointedly smiling at Asmo as he passes by with Diana before answering* Mammon's a coward, and Lady Rose is genuinely convinced I'm a man.

Belphie: *already drifting off again* Got it...

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[After the ball ends, the brothers and the Ubuyashiki-Shibata cousins proceed with the trek home.]

(Beel has taken to supporting Belphie with his left arm, while Sora, on his right, proceeds to routinely supply him with snacks.

Mio has taken to trying to convince Levi to give her phone back before they arrive at the House of Lamentation, while riding on Mammon's back piggy back style, grin plastered on her face, with Levi arguing hotly about being in the middle of raid on a mobile dungeon game of some sort.

Asmo is on Mammon's left side, mumbling obscenities about Mio's fashion choices.

Meanwhile, Satan and Lucifer are at the back of the pack quietly bickering about something or other.

Phenex, as usual, is stocking the poor 'family' of nine from the shadows.)

Sora: It was a good night, you know.

Beel: *chewing around a candy bar of some sort, and shifting Belphie's weight slightly* Yeah, it kinda was, wish there was more food at the refreshments table though, it was good.

Sora: Meh, I'll take your word for it, all I had was some of that Blood Punch, which... Yeah, not really for me, I think Solomon spiked it with something for the lesser demons.

Beel: Is that why Diana looked like she wanted to drop dead every time Diavolo came by for a drink?

Sora: Mmh, that and I think it was because she was forced to dance with Phenex for most of the night, she and Mister Spade only danced once, even if lasted the rest of the night.

(They silent the rest of the way to the House of Lamentation. At which, they all separate, undress, and promptly pass out, well, except for Levi, who remains with Mio's phone held hostage well until early morning.)

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[The next morning, the household is rather groggy as they make their way down to breakfast.]

Mammon: Last night must 'ave been something else, my feet freakin' hurt.

Beel: You're one to talk, I feel like my ankles are planning a mutiny.

Mio: I woke up in a binder, guys, a binder. What the hell? I thought I wasn't going to be the Dame!

Sora: At least you didn't feel like you were suffocating the entire night, my chest still feels like it's about to cave in, fucking hell...

Levi: *shrugs* I'm actually fine with whatever happened.

Belphie: *head thunks against the table*

(Several moments later, there's an array of notifications from Asmo's phone. Loud shrill beeps are all that make up the next two or so minutes.)

Lucifer: *sighs* ...It seems I forgot about the social media ban, lovely.