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Bad movie I have Moonfall

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Little Girl in the Window (2024 Lifetime)

Little Girl in the Window (2024 Lifetime) #LifetimeMovies #LittleGirlInTheWindow #LMN #Lifetime

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Bookish Travels---October 2022 Destinations

Bookish Travels—October 2022 Destinations

I saw this meme on It’s All About Books and thought, I like this!! So, I decided to do it once a month also. Many thanks to Yvonne for originally posting this!! This post is what it says: Places I travel to in books each month. Books are wonderful and take you to places you would never get a chance to go. That includes places of fantasy too!! So….enjoy!! Please let me know if you have read…

[shinyasahalo]

Top 100 AO3 Fem Ships (Aug. 21, 2024)

(F/F) Kara Danvers/Lena Luthor (Supergirl TV/DCU) 21,747 fics

(F/F) Original Female Character/Original Female Character (All Fandoms) 18,594 fics

(F/F) Evil Queen | Regina Mills/Emma Swan (Once Upon a Time TV) 16,359 fics

(F/F) Clarke Griffin/Lexa (The 100 TV) 13,283 fics

(F/F) Amity Blight/Luz Noceda (The Owl House TV) 12,932 fics

(F/F) Adora/Catra (She-Ra) 12,142 fics

(F/F) Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadows (Marauders/Harry Potter) 9,073 fics

(F/F) Robin Buckley/Nancy Wheeler (Stranger Things TV) 8,694 fics

(F/F) Blake Belladonna/Yang Xiao Long (RWBY) 8,272 fics

(F/F) Korra/Asami Sato (Avatar Legend of Korra) 7,652 fics

(F/F) Caitlyn/Vi (Arcane League of Legends) 6,979 fics

(F/F) Jirou Kyouka/Yaoyorozu Momo (My Hero Academia) 6,826 fics

(F/F) Wednesday Addams/Enid Sinclair (Wednesday TV/Addams Family) 6,669 fics

(F/F) Alex Danvers/Maggie Sawyer (Supergirl TV/DCU) 6,532 fics

(F/F) Charlie Morningstar/Vaggie (Hazbin Hotel) 6,395 fics

(F/F) Waverly Earp/Nicole Haught (Wynonna Earp TV) 6,156 fics

(F/F) Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee (RWBY) 5,972 fics

(F/F) Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam (Homestuck) 5,528 fics

(F/F) Carmilla | Mircalla Countess Karnstein/Laura (Carmilla) 5,424 fics

(F/F) Chloe Beale/Beca Mitchell (Pitch Perfect) 5,410 fics

(F/F) Alphys/Undyne (Undertale) 4,848 fics

(F&F) Clarke Griffin & Lexa (The 100 TV) 4,695 fics

(F/F) Krista Lenz | Historia Reiss/Ymir of 104th (Attack on Titan) 4,483 fics

(F/F) Thirteenth Doctor/Yasmin Khan (Doctor Who TV) 4,482 fics

(F/F) Luna Lovegood/Ginny Weasley (Harry Potter) 3,979 fics

(F/F) Eve Polastri/Villanelle | Oksana Astankova (Killing Eve TV) 3,928 fics

(F/F) Maya Bishop/Carina DeLuca (Station 19 TV) 3,773 fics

(F/F) Santana Lopez/Brittany S. Pierce (Glee TV) 3,722 fics

(F/F) Sister Beatrice/Ava Silva (Warrior Nun TV) 3,714 fics

(F/F) Maxine "Max" Caulfield/Chloe Price (Life is Strange) 3,567 fics

(F/F) Asui Tsuyu/Uraraka Ochako (My Hero Academia) 3,407 fics

(F/F) Sara Lance/Ava Sharpe (Legends of Tomorrow TV/DCU) 3,394 fics

(F/F) Kara Danvers/Cat Grant (Supergirl TV/DCU) 3,391 fics

(F/F) Miranda Priestly/Andrea Sachs (Devil Wear Prada) 3,367 fics

(F/F) Mary MacDonald/Lily Evans Potter (Marauders/Harry Potter) 3,337 fics

(F/F) Root | Samantha Groves/Sameen Shaw (Person of Interest TV) 3,335 fics

(F/R) Natasha Romanov/Reader (Marvel) 3,299 fics

(F/F) Pamela Isley/Harleen Quinzel (Harley Quinn/DCU) 3,209 fics

(F/F) Beidou/Ningguang (Genshin Impact) 3,197 fics

(F/F) Raiden Ei | Baal/Yae Miko (Genshin Impact) 3,183 fics

(F&F) Alex Danvers & Kara Danvers (Supergirl TV/DCU) 3,135 fics

(F&F) Adora & Catra (She-Ra) 3,134 fics

(F/P) Edelgard von Hresvelg/My Unit | Byleth (Fire Emblem) 3,079 fics

(F&F) Kara Danvers & Lena Luthor (Supergirl TV/DCU) 2,969 fics

(F/F) Jennifer "JJ" Jareau/Emily Prentiss (Criminal Minds TV) 2,949 fics

(F/F) Rachel Berry/Quinn Fabray (Glee TV) 2,947 fics

(F/F) Serena Campbell/Bernie Wolfe (Holby City TV) 2,892 fics

(F/F) Wanda Maximoff/Natasha Romanov (Avengers/Marvel) 2,764 fics

(F/F) Fareeha "Pharah" Amari/Angela "Mercy" Ziegler (Overwatch) 2,760 fics

(F/F) Maria Hill/Natasha Romanov (Avengers/Marvel) 2,725 fics

(F/R) Wanda Maximoff/Reader (Marvel) 2,713 fics

(F/F) Hermione Granger/Pansy Parkinson (Harry Potter) 2,682 fics

(F/F) Anna/Elsa (Frozen/Disney Theatrical Universe) 2,680 fics

(F/F) Alicent Hightower/Rhaenyra Targaryen (House of the Dragon TV/Song of Ice and Fire) 2,673 fics

(F/F) Beauregard Lionett/Yasha (Critical Role) 2,669 fics

(F/F) Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus (The Locked Tomb) 2,636 fics

(F/F) Jean/Lisa (Genshin Impact) 2,613 fics

(F/F) Hope Mikaelson/Josie Saltzman (Legacies TV/Vampire Diaries) 2,595 fics

(F/F) Cheryl Blossom/Toni Topaz (Riverdale TV/Archie Comics) 2,499 fics

(F/F) Yelena Belova/Kate Bishop (Hawkeye TV/Marvel) 2,478 fics

(F&F) Alya Cesaire | Rena Rouge & Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug (Miraculous Ladybug) 2,450 fics

(F/F) Peggy Carter/Angie Martinelli (Agent Carter TV/Marvel) 2,441 fics

(F/F) Lapis Lazuli/Peridot (Steven Universe) 2,434 fics

(F&F) Eda Clawthorne & Luz Noceda (The Owl House) 2,340 fics

(F/F) Hermione Granger/Bellatrix Black Lestrange (Harry Potter) 2,293 fics

(F/P) Shepard/Liara T'Soni (Mass Effect) 2,274 fics

(F/F) Maura Isles/Jane Rizzoli (Rizzoli & Isles TV) 2,266 fics

(F/F) Juleka Couffaine/Rose Lavillant (Miraculous Ladybug) 2,260 fics

(F/F) Gwen/Morgana (Merlin TV) 2,244 fics

(F&F) Maya Bishop & Carine DeLuca (Station 19 TV) 2,229 fics

(FGQ/F) Akiyama Mizuki/Shinonome Ena (Project SEKAI) 2,169 fics

(F/F) Toga Himiko/Uraraka Ochako (My Hero Academia) 2,095 fics

(F/F) Allison Argent/Lydia Martin (Teen Wolf TV) 2,073 fics

(F/F) Eleven | Jane Hopper/Maxine "Max" Mayfield (Stranger Things TV) 2,045 fics

(F/F) Diana Cavendish/Atsuko "Akko" Kagari (Little Witch Academia) 2,022 fics

(F/F) Shimizu Kiyoke/Yachi Hitoki (Haikyuu!) 1,923 fics

(F&F) Yelena Belova & Natasha Romanov (Black Widow/Marvel) 1,913 fics

(F&F) Original Female Character & Original Female Character (All Fandoms) 1,897 fics

(F/F) Jemma Simmons/Skye | Daisy Johnson (Agents of SHIELD TV/Marvel) 1,886 fics

(F/F) Myaka Bering/Helena "HG" Wells (Warehouse 13 TV) 1,870 fics

(F/F) Meredith Grey/Addison Montgomery (Grey's Anatomy TV) 1,861 fics

(F/P) Niijima Makoto/Persona 5 Protagonist (Persona) 1,860 fics

(F/F) Dina/Ellie (The Last of Us) 1,857 fics

(F&F) Wednesday Addams & Enid Sinclair (Wednesday TV/Addams Family) 1,842 fics

(F/F) Mikasa Ackerman/Annie Leonhart (Attack on Titan) 1,839 fics

(F/F) Tara Maclay/Willow Rosenberg (Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV) 1,825 fics

(F/F) Laudna/Imogen Temult (Critical Role) 1,814 fics

(F/F) Anne Boonchuy/Marcy Wu (Amphibia) 1,793 fics

(F/F) Kugisaki Nobara/Zenin Maki (Jujutsu Kaisen) 1,762 fics

(F/F) Clary Fray/Isabella Lightwood (Shadowhunters TV) 1,755 fics

(F&F) Anna & Elsa (Frozen/Disney Theatrical Universe) 1,742 fics

(F/F) Sansa Stark/Margery Tyrell (Game of Thrones TV/Song of Ice and Fire) 1,723 fics

(F/F) Azula/Ty Lee (Avatar Last Airbender) 1,712

(F/F) Kathryn Janeway/Seven of Nine (Star Trek Voyager TV) 1,697 fics

(F&P) Paimon & Traveler (Genshin Impact) 1,687 fics

(F/F) Faith Lehane/Buffy Summers (Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV) 1,679 fics

(F/F) Alex Danvers/Kelly Olson (Supergirl TV/DCU) 1,669 fics

(F/F) Azusawa Kohane/Shiraishi An (Project SEKAI) 1,645 fics

(F/F) Tobin Heath/Christen Press (Sports RPF) 1,643 fics

(F/F) Delphine Cormier/Niehaus (Orphan Black TV) 1,635 fics

[brokenfuturerpg]

PBS FEMENINOS POR EDAD

Hola personitas. Venimos con un aporte que nos ha costado un tiempito reunir. Es posible que algunos PB tengan 1 añito más de lo que pone, porque igual cumplieron recién. Esperamos les guste ^^

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[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Jaune: Pop quiz time. A train is traveling west to east at speed of 300km/h. The driver applies the brake producing a deceleration of 1.4m/s/s. In newtons, how hard will the man in carriage 7 mash his face into the seat in front of him and realize most of the problems in his life are created not by external circumstances but by his own repeated self-sabotage?

Ruby: Jaune?

Jaune: Are human tears primarily composed of a) water b) antibodies c) a quiet admission that all of our plans and dreams will eventually turn to forgotten dust or d) salt?

Ruby: Jaune!

Jaune: Daniel gets salty at criticism and admits he is wrong: never. In years, how long will it be before he alienates all of his friends with this behavior and finds himself entirely alone?

Weiss: Is this supposed to be a personal attack?

Jaune: Rachel has chosen to remain alone at home for the evening and drink two liters of red wine. Please identify the correct chemical formula for consumable alcohol. Is it: a) C2H6O b) C2H5OH or c) The 17th time this year Rachel has attempted to solve an issue by escaping it internally simultaneously knowing at some point, however difficult, she will have to confront whatever it is that went wrong and why?

Weiss: Yo what the fuck?

Jaune: If the y axis is a sense of purpose, and the x axis is the course of a person’s life time, please explain the significance of this result. *flips them off*

Ruby: Jaune this isn’t funny.

Jaune: Quiz ain’t over yet. Alice and Pierre are having a significant disagreement. Pierre says ‘why didn’t Obi-Wan Kenobi remember R2D2 in star wars episode IV?’ Alice says 'he did, because, like, remember when he called him his little friend.’ Pierre replies 'then why did he say he didn’t remember owning a droid.’ And Alice returned 'that’s because R2D2 was Anikin’s droid.’ Who is right and why?

Jaune: Please study figure 66 of the world not giving the slightest shit. And relatedly refer to figure 72 of the world before you were born. Then the world after you’re gone. Then the world after everybody is gone.

Jaune: *Holds his arms apart* Is this angle a) acute b) obtuse c) reflex or d) the hug we desperately wish we could ask for but have convinced ourselves that the pain of existence must be carried alone on our backs forever and ever?

Weiss: This is a personal attack.

Ruby: I’ll hug for as long as you want as much as you want.

Jaune: Ava and James sometimes interact digitally. This month James has responded: 4, 3, and 7 days after Ava’s messages so as to give the impression he is uninterested despite being completely infatuated with her. What is James’ median reply time and why will he live miserably ever after?

Weiss: Is this why you don’t text me back immediately?

Jaune: Arthur knows people who are nice to him, and people he likes. Please explain why the only people he pushes away are the few who belong to this intersection.

Ruby: I don’t know…

Jaune: An intersection is a point where two lines cross over. Will and Claire intersect on a street. Claire is thinking 'Do you know that I still love you? That I will always love you? I was never as happy as when things were good between us and I wish it could have worked and I’m just so sorry.’ Will is thinking 'Not a day goes by where I don’t remember your little and big kindnesses. And I recall the heights of happiness we climbed to. And how sure we were that it couldn’t go wrong until it all went wrong and I’m just so sorry.’ Their lines will not intersect again. Why are people like this?!

Ruby: Jaune, what the actual fuck.

Jaune: This year Amelia has suffered a death in the family, a break up, and several personal crises. Calculate her remaining resistance to completely loosing it when Christopher says: 'Hey you look sad. have you tried going for a run? Have you tried the paleo diet? Have you tried melatonin?’

Weiss: Okay Jaune we get it.

Jaune: I’m not finished with the exam. A pine cone is the canonical fruit of the pine tree. It isn’t sentient but it also doesn’t suffer for possessing sentience. Therefore, would you rather live as a) a pine cone b) a pine cone or c) a pine cone?

Jaune: A pine cone experiences neither shame, anxiety, nor the long months that turn grey and numb for conceivably no reason. Using only the terms 'gnaa!’ and 'aaahahaah!’ explain what a nice condition it must be to be a pine cone.

Jaune: A pain cone is traveling from west to east at 300km/h. If the driver applies the brakes even if the pine cone bops its head, even if the pine cone comes home to its house burning down and its life destroyed, even if the god of darkness manifested in the sky and started laying waste to continents with anti-matter beams shooting out of his ass please explain why the pine cone will witness and bear these things with ease and experience no self contradictions, no sadness, but merely boundless calm.

Ruby:

Weiss:

Jaune: And for extra marks please explain why evolution or a deity would bestow upon a person a big enough brain to realize they are fucking up but make them too stupid to stop fucking up and if your answer is 'happiness’ please show all your workings.

Ruby:

Weiss:

Jaune: If your answer is 'happiness’ please show all your workings

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

ALTER Colin ist irgendwie so tief in meinem Herzen drin. Der Typ hat gelitten.

Vor allem, weil ich ihn als fröhlicher, freundlicher, hilfsbereiter (zitiere Julia: Nice-Guy) kennengelernt habe. Immer ne Lösung parat, optimistisch, einer, der für seine Freunde alles machen würde.

Und dann hat er einmal die Chance, sich in Noah zu verlieben - diese eine Person, die noch nen spezielleren Platz in seinem Herzen hat. Bis dieser aus dem Platz einfach n Loch macht.

Keine Ahnung, depri Colin hat mich wirklich kaputtgemacht. Er ist jede Folge tiefer in diese Abwärtsspirale.

Ich weiss nicht. Er macht mich traurig. Er gibt und gibt und gibt anderen immer so viel, und dann trifft er Noah, und entscheidet sich, da noch ein bisschen mehr zu geben als er ohnehin schon tut - und dann ist das aber zu viel und macht alles kaputt.

Bin am ranten aber immer, wenn ich an die Aufs und Abs (Betonung auf Abs), dann muss ich ehrlich salutieren. Sein Charakter ist wirklich klasse geschrieben. Und nicht nur seiner, Noahs ist auch brutal roh. Die Writer haben mit dem Zimmertrio + Ava wirklich nen Jackpot gehitted.

Colin hatte einfach in jeder Staffel Probleme mit der Liebe:

Staffel 25: Er hat Angst, Julia beim Theaterstück zu küssen, weil er Angst hat, dass sich zwischen ihnen was verändern könnte. Dann gehen sie eine Beziehung ein, aber merken beide, dass da irgendwas nicht passt. Hittet nach Staffel 26 nochmal anders, weil das jetzt auch ne Kritik an Heteronormativität ist.

Staffel 26: Colin ist zum ersten Mal richtig verliebt, aber Noah scheint seine Liebe nicht zu erwidern.

Staffel 27: Colin will um Noah kämpfen, aber der schreit ihn an und Colin verlässt das Einstein mit dem Gedanken, dass Noah ihn so sehr hasst, dass er sich nicht mal von ihm verabschieden möchte.

Und wenn Colin am Anfang von Staffel 27 15 ist - dann war er am Anfang gerade mal 13! Drei Jahre lang hat der arme Junge leiden müssen! DREI JAHRE!

[citadelredlightdistrict]

Muses

Muses that are Male/Femboy/Shota:

Danny Phantom: Danny Fenton/Phantom

Donkey Kong: Donkey Kong

Dragon Prince: Callum, Ezra

Fate/Stay: Astolfo

Final Fantasy: Cloud Strife

Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss: Moxie, Angel Dust

MHA: Izuku Midoriya (Deku)

OC: Midan Aurum

Pokemon: Calem, Machamp

Ratchet and Klank: Ratchet

RWBY: Oscar, Ozpin, Jaune

Spyro: Spyro

Transformers Prime: Jackson Darby

Undertale/Deltarune: Asriel Dreemur

Muses that are Female/Futa/Loli:

Adventure Time: Marceline, Princess Bubblegum

American Dragon Jake Long: Rose, Susan Long, Haley Long

Arcane: Powder/Jinx, Vi

Avatar the Last Airbender: Katara, Azula

Ben 10: Gwen Tennyson

Bofuri: Maple, Sally

Danny Phantom: Dani Phantom, Sam Manson, Jaz Fenton

DC: Starfire, Wonder Woman, Zatanna, Harley Quinn

Dragon Prince: Rayla, Claudia, Ellis, Ava

Fate/Stay: Artoria Pendragon

Final Fantasy: Tifa Lockheart, Aerith

Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss: Loona, Millie, Beelzebub, Mrs. Mayberry, Octavia, Charlie Morningstar, Emily

Mario: Princess Peach, Bowsette

Marvel: Gwen Stacy, Susan Storm (Invisible Woman)

Mass Effect: Tali Zora Vas'Normandy, Miranda Lawson, Liara T'soni, EDI

MHA: Froppy, Ururaka, Momo, Toru, Miruko

Naruto/Boruto: Hinata, Tsunade, Sakura

OC: Tink, Dew, Loti, Samael Silverquill

Pokemon: Misty, May, Dawn, Juliana, Nurse Joy, Officer Jenny

Ratchet and Clank: Rivet, Kit

RWBY: Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang, Nora, Salem, Glinda Goodwitch, Pyrha

SAO: Suguha "Leafa", Yui, Asuna

Spyro: Elora

Star Wars: Ahsoka Tano

Transformers Prime: Arcee, Airachnid, June Darby

Undertale/Deltarune: Toriel Dreemur

Overwatch: Tracer, Widowmaker

Muses that can be any gender (Femboy, Male, Futa, Female, Shota/Loli):

Undertale/Deltarune: Frisk, Chara, Kris

Disney: All (Exceptions on a case by case basis, no real people)

Mass Effect: Commander Shepard

Ben 10: Ben Tennyson

That Time I got Reincarnated as a Slime: Rimuru Tempest

Naruto/Boruto: Naruto Uzumaki, Boruto Uzumaki

OC: Jacwyn Silverquill

Pokemon: Ralts line

DC: Beast Boy

SAO: Kirigaia "Kirito"

Horizon Zero Dawn: Aloy, Beta

[she-walks-on-starlight]

hi there! You can call me Star or Starlight 👋✨ I'm 27 and I love writing all things sapphic, from one shots, to headcanons to longer fics 💖

men, minors, blogs with no age displayed, terfs, racists, and haters dni

I welcome any requests, thoughts and opinions, or just talking about any and all things sapphic - my inbox is always open! See below for a list of what I write :)

I write for:

She Ra: Princesses of Power

Adora/She-Ra x Catra

Adora/She-Ra x Glimmer

Glimmer x Catra

Perfuma x Scorpia

Catra x Scorpia x Entrapta

Entrapta x Scorpia

Mara x Hope

Arcane/League of Legends

Caitlyn x Vi

Caitlyn x Vi x Reader

Sevika x Reader

Grayson x Reader

Cassandra Kiramman x Reader

Jinx x Lux

Jinx x Reader

Vi x Reader

Caitlyn x Reader

Ambessa Medarda x Reader

RWBY

Blake x Yang

Ruby x Weiss

Blake x Yang x Weiss

Yang x Weiss

Ruby x Penny

The Last of Us

Ellie x Reader

Ellie x Dina

Abby x Reader

Ellie x Abby

Allie x Abby x Reader

Miscellaneous

Clarke x Lexa (The 100)

Maggie x Alex (Supergirl)

Sara x Ava (Legends of Tomorrow)

I won't write: underage, non-con, explicit gore, incest, taboo/illegal.

[artsykidwolf-2000]

Alright here are some crossover ship names for characters I thought would be cool. This is for my RWBY X Last Pegasus stuff so yeah. I'll label things as such bc most of them are adults haha. I do have platonic/friendly ships because of cute interactions I've thought up. (I'll be sure to update as needed)

Also feel free to ask about them or ask about a ship because I would LOVE to talk about them (Especially Qrow, Ironwood, and Tyrian and whatever else bc I like em)

Romantic (canon/switchable/crushes)

Platonic (mostly with the younger ones or are mostly friends)

Crack ship (bc it was a cool thing/idea)

In RWBY AUs they're mostly older unless changed to canon ages in original story.

★★★★★★★

Katerina Wolfe (Dove Faunus so to speak) (Bi) (21-22) (ADHD, Anxiety)

Black Angel/Death Angel (Qrow)

Peaceful Time (Ozpin)

Kind Heart (Ironwood)

White Cannon (Oobleck)

Downy Magic (Glynda)

Poisonous Quill (Tyrian)

Worthiness (Watts)

Lucky Recovery (Clover)

Clipped Wings (Raven)

Silver wing (Ruby)

Holy Knights (Jaune)

Flash Wolfe (Dragon Faunus) (Bi) (21-22) (Is Twin of Kat) (ADHD, HF Autism, Sass)

Chaos Theory (Qrow)

Russian/Atlesian Roulette (Ironwood)

Maleficent (Glynda)

Domination (Watts)

Lucky Shot (Clover)

Grunge Match (Raven)

Dry Ice/Dragon's breath (Winter)

Robbin Hoards (Robyn)

Little Reds (Ruby)

Alexandra "Ally" Wolfe (Siren Faunus) (Straight) (27-28) (PTSD)

Ironwhip (Ironwood)

Straight and Narrow (Glynda)

Mad Siren (Watts)

Icy Fury (Winter)

Motherly instinct (Weiss)

Terresa "Terri" Wolfe (Golden Eagle Faunus) (Pan) (25-26) (ADHD)

Magic Shield (Glynda)

Trust Fall (Clover)

Golden Sword/Feather (Raven)

White Knight (Winter)

Aegis (Ironwood)

Brave Burn (Yang)

Hammer time (Nora)

Avalina "Ava" Wolfe (Fox Faunus) (Unknown/Asexual) (17-18) (HF Autism, Sensory Issues)

Glyph Gears (Ozpin)

Nature walk (Oscar)

Firefox (Oobleck)

Sorcery (Glynda)

Flower patch (Clover)

Magic dual (Weiss)

Red curls (Penny)

Meditation (Ren)

Gavin Pravus Wolfe (Beast Faunus) (Pansexual) (24-25) (PTSD)

Brazen (Ironwood)

Law and order (Glynda)

Overlucky (Clover)

Omen (Raven)

White Beast (Winter)

Trust (Robyn)

MMA (Ren)

[lifetimemoviereview]

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[jolieeason]

October 2022 Wrap Up

October 2022 Wrap Up

October was a busy month for me reading/writing reviews. I finally feel that I am getting back to where I was preCovid!! Here is what I read/posted in October. As always, let me know if you have read any of these books and (if you did) what you thought of them. Books I Read: Books I got from NetGalley: Books I got from Authors/Indie Publishers: Books Reviewed Nightmares & Daydreams by…

[battlecouplesoulmates]

A tribute video to some of my favourite female characters. Here's a list of everyone included:

1) Kara Danvers & Cat Grant – Supergirl 2) Clarke Griffin & Lexa Woods – The 100 3) Gabrielle & Xena – Xena Warrior Princess 4) Buffy Summers & Dawn Summers – Buffy the Vampire Slayer 5) Dina & Ellie Williams – The Last of Us 6) Sara Lance (& Ava Sharpe & Zari Tarazi) – Legends of Tomorrow 7) Wednesday Addams & Enid Sinclair – Wednesday 8) Amy Pond – Doctor Who 9) Ryan Wilder (& Mary Hamilton) – Batwoman 10) Regina Mills (& Snow White) – Once Upon a Time 11) Dinah Lance – Birds of Prey 12) Emma Swan (&Regina Mills) – Once Upon a Time 13) Chloe Fraser & Nadine Ross – Uncharted the Lost Legacy 14) Octavia Blake – The 100 15) Sarah Alder (& Tally Craven) – Motherland Fort Salem 16) Root & Shaw – Person of Interest 17) Alice (& Claire Redfield) – Resident Evil 18) Poison Ivy (& Harley Quinn) – Harley Quinn 19) Harley Quinn – Birds of Prey 20) Jack & Miranda Lawson – Mass Effect 21) Ava Sharpe – Legends of Tomorrow 22) Natasha Romanov & Yelena Belova – Black Widow 23) Karolina Dean (& Nico Minoru) – Runaways 24) Hilda, Sabrina & Zelda – The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina 25) Clara Oswald – Doctor Who 26) Ashildr/Me – Doctor Who 27) Eve – Xena Warrior Princess 28) Anne Wheeler – The Greatest Showman 29) Korra & Asami – Legend of Korra 30) Rose Noble & Donna Noble – Doctor Who 31) Rose Tyler – Doctor Who 32) Imogen Temult & Laudna – Critical Role 33) Melinda May – Agents of Shield 34) Aneela Kin Rit – Killjoys 35) Lena Luthor – Supergirl 36) Liara T'Soni – Mass Effect 37) Michonne Grimes – Walking Dead the Tell Tale Series 38) Clementine (& Violet) - Walking Dead the Tell Tale Series 39) Yasmin Khan & 13th Doctor – Doctor Who 40) Aria T'Loak – Mass Effect 41) Commander Shepard – Mass Effect 42) Monica Rambeau – Wandavision 43) Yang Xiao Long – RWBY 44) Daisy Johnson – Agents of Shield 45) Waverly Earp – Wynonna Earp 46) Dutch – Killjoys 47) River Song – Doctor Who 48) Aloy – Horizon Forbidden West 49) Naoe - Assassin's Creed Shadows 50) Wynonna Earp – Wynonna Earp 51) Martha Jones – Doctor Who 52) Wanda Maximoff – Wandavision 53) Hope Mikaelson – Legacies 54) Willow Rosenberg – Buffy the Vampire Slayer 55) Faith Lehane (& Buffy Summers) – Buffy the Vampire Slayer 56) Regina George – Mean Girls 2024 57) Grace (& Freddie) – Stray Gods 58) Alex Danvers – Supergirl 59) Neytiri – Avatar the Way of Water 60) Ruby Sunday – Doctor Who 61) Elodie – Damsel 62) Moana – Moana 2 63) Isabela – Encanto 64) Mirabel – Encanto 65) Keelin (& Freya) – The Originals 66) Luisa – Encanto 67) Ruby – RWBY 68) Weiss – RWBY 69) Blake – RWBY 70) Isabela – Dragon Age 2 71) Azula – Avatar the Last Air Bender 72) Raya – Raya and the Last Dragon 73) Mulan – Mulan 74) Raffi (& Seven) – Star Trek Picard 75) Delle Seyah Kendry – Killjoys 76) Callisto – Xena 77) Namaari (& Raya) – Raya and the Last Dragon 78) Bill Potts – Doctor Who 79) Iris West-Allen – The Flash 80) Michael Burnham & Emperor Georgio – Star Trek Discovery

Anyone who can't see it on youtube can watch it here

[taavisplushies]

Hey Taavi! I'm sorry that ye're doing bad right now, *offers ye a hug* /nf 💙💙💙

Love ye a lot and ye should know that ye're so, so strong <333

Here's some plushie photos to hopefully help distract ye <333333

Here's Light!! She's a Hannimations Colorful Kitty, and she saw a shooting star with me :3 her name is Light because of that, and because she brings light into my life hehe

Here are some of my pokemon plushies!! Only some have names: Hot Spot (the charmander), Phoebe (the shiny/blue mew), and Scout (the skitty)! I haven't named the others yet fgdb Phoebe and Scout go with me nearly everywhere :3

THE ORB I got for Hannukah!! He's super soft and a HUGE comfort plushie for me :D

Ava is a plushie I colored on to look like one of my characters! They're blind, but that doesn't stop them from running forward and exploring everywhere they can >:3 I thought of them to cheer me up/on about my own disabilities <333

HERE'S TEAM RWBY!!! + Little! They're all very soft and I try to bring Ruby and Weiss around in my backpack whenever I can dgsb :DD

Chat Noir with my baby llama plushies!!! Chat Noir cheers me on often, be that writing or roleplaying, and the baby llamas are huge comfort plushies to me :'3 (they're names are TBH (the white one) and BTW (the blue one!!)) One time, my step-dad balanced the baby llamas on his shoulders for like. 20 minutes cause he knew it'd make me happy fgsvcv :DD

TADA!! Watermelon and King!! I snuggle with Watermelon every night, she's so soft :3 and I hug King a lot too hehe (he's special cause he's missing a tooth!)

That's all for now!! Hopefully this helps a lil <333

Thank you Cow Cow!! I really appreciate it 🩵👍 you are always so nice!!!

Light is so cute!! I love the colors. I can’t believe you saw a shooting star!!! That’s so cool :0

Ohhh so many Pokémon!!! I like how Phoebe and Scout go with you everywhere! Are they named after the comic characters?

I love The Orb!!!!!!! He definitely looks soft… and squeezable!!! I wanna give him a hug!

I love Ava!!!!!! I love how they cheer you up about your own disabilities :’) that’s so sweet. They are super cool. Disabilities suck but we can still find ways to enjoy life!!!!!!!! I recently got a plush who inspires me in a similar way… he has a big scar on his belly from surgery, and I have lots of scars like that too! So he inspires me to be more confident in my scars :)

RWBY!!! I didn’t know they had plushies :0 I always say I’m gonna try watching the show but I never get a chance to :( sorry! But I know if you like it so much then there’s a chance that it’s a good show and I’ll like it too!! This plush group is super cool!!!

Heck yeah! Chat Noir and llamas cheering you on and comforting you!! The story with your step dad is so silly too :3

Watermelon and King!!! Watermelon is so pretty!! I love her design. I’m glad she helps you sleep!! The King plushie is adorable!!! When I watched The Owl House, he was one of my favorite characters!!! Super silly fella. I love the plush’s big ole eyes!!! He’s like 🥺

Thank you so much for showing me your plush friends!!! I really appreciate it. I loved hearing about them and seeing them!!!! It was a great distraction and has definitely cheered me up 🩵🩵🩵

I like how you have such a wide variety of plushies!! I also like how you take some of them with you to different places :) I want to do that one day too!

[sams-dumping-ground]

Hello! I think it's high time I made a proper pinned for this blog and introduce myself properly.

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Just a few things before I proceed with my introduction: I'm aro, pan, trans, and poly. This is a LGBTQIA+ safe space (obviously). If you're just here to send hate then I feel sorry for you. I hope you are doing alright and your life gets better for you.

Anyways. I'm Samuel, I don't mind if you call me Sam! I'm a 25yo self-taught transman artist and nerd. I have two blogs for my artwork.

@just-sams-art - A hub for just my sfw artwork @samswhumpart - A hub for the whump/whump adjacent artwork

I will warn you that I don't always draw due to the fact I'm possibly working on something else, gaming or just have a lack of motivation to do anything thanks to ADHD.

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This blog is used for shitposting and rps. I use the following tags for this.

#sam's rps and #sam's rambles.

If you don't want to see them on your dash then please filter the tag.

Other random posts are not tagged.

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I use the following characters for rps:

Ainsley Seaforge [In Mage World]

Ajax (God of Insanity) [Currently Unavailable]

Alice Beckett [In Foxlands]

Arthur Hyde

Ash Hawthorn [In Foxlands]

Atlas Hyde

Aurora Hawthorn [In Foxlands]

Ava Everwood [In Foxlands]

Axton Esper

Byrd Hyde

Cole Hawthorn [In Foxlands]

Daryn Beck [In Mage World]

Dorian Beck [In Mage World]

Duncan (Primal God of Darkness & Shadows) [Healing in his realm]

Earl Grey

Eclipse

Ezekiel 'Zeke' Silverwood [In Foxlands]

Finley 'Fin' Beck [In Mage World]

Flynn (Demigod of Sparks) [In Lillith's Realm]

Jack Winter [In Mage World]

Kai Silverwood [In Foxlands]

Kain Weiss [Currently Unavailable]

Kalos (God of Good)

Lumi Rosehip [In Foxlands]

Luna Hyde

Lynn Beck [In Mage World]

Nebula (Primordial God of Space) [Busy in their realm]

Dr. Noel Hyde [Currently dead]

Onyx Hyde [Currently dismantled]

Patch Hyde [Hunting]

Phoenix 'Nix' Hyde [In Mage World]

Poppy Ivy

Rhys Hyde

Rin [In Foxlands]

Ryu Silverwood [In Foxlands]

Sett (God of Murder)

Sho [In Foxlands]

Sora

Todd Hyde

Voss Hyde

Tsuki

Wolfgang

Yoko [In Foxlands]

Zero [Captured]

Zorro Kit Hyde [In Foxlands]

((Damn... That's a lot of characters. This is the link to the folder on my page: Link!))

That said: I am much more used to longer rps than I am short ones. Not all of the characters have art (yet), but there are most that do and more to come. They will be found on my art blog.

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[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Jaune:   Pop quiz time. A train is traveling west to east at speed of 300km/h. The driver applies the brake producing a deceleration of 1.4m/s/s. In newtons, how hard will the man in carriage 7 mash his face into the seat in front of him and realize most of the problems in his life are created not by external circumstances but by his own repeated self-sabotage?

Ruby:   Jaune?

Jaune:   Are human tears primarily composed of a) water b) antibodies c) a quiet admission that all of our plans and dreams will eventually turn to forgotten dust or d) salt?

Ruby:   Jaune!

Jaune:   Daniel gets salty at criticism and admits he is wrong: never. In years, how long will it be before he alienates all of his friends with this behavior and finds himself entirely alone?

Weiss:   Is this supposed to be a personal attack?

Jaune:   Rachel has chosen to remain alone at home for the evening and drink two liters of red wine. Please identify the correct chemical formula for consumable alcohol. Is it: a) C2H6O b) C2H5OH or c) The 17th time this year Rachel has attempted to solve an issue by escaping it internally simultaneously knowing at some point, however difficult, she will have to confront whatever it is that went wrong and why?

Weiss:   Yo what the fuck?

Jaune:   If the y axis is a sense of purpose, and the x axis is the course of a person's life time, please explain the significance of this result. *flips them off*

Ruby:   Jaune this isn't funny.

Jaune:   Quiz ain't over yet. Alice and Pierre are having a significant disagreement. Pierre says 'why didn't Obi-Wan Kenobi remember R2D2 in star wars episode IV?' Alice says 'he did, because, like, remember when he called him his little friend.' Pierre replies 'then why did he say he didn't remember owning a droid.' And Alice returned 'that's because R2D2 was Anikin's droid.' Who is right and why?

Jaune:   Please study figure 66 of the world not giving the slightest shit. And relatedly refer to figure 72 of the world before you were born. Then the world after you're gone. Then the world after everybody is gone.

Jaune:   *Holds his arms apart* Is this angle a) acute b) obtuse c) reflex or d) the hug we desperately wish we could ask for but have convinced ourselves that the pain of existence must be carried alone on our backs forever and ever?

Weiss:   This is a personal attack.

Ruby:   I'll hug for as long as you want as much as you want.

Jaune:   Ava and James sometimes interact digitally. This month James has responded: 4, 3, and 7 days after Ava's messages so as to give the impression he is uninterested despite being completely infatuated with her. What is James' median reply time and why will he live miserably ever after?

Weiss:   Is this why you don't text me back immediately?

Jaune:   Arthur knows people who are nice to him, and people he likes. Please explain why the only people he pushes away are the few who belong to this intersection.

Ruby:   I don't know...

Jaune:   An intersection is a point where two lines cross over. Will and Claire intersect on a street. Claire is thinking 'Do you know that I still love you? That I will always love you? I was never as happy as when things were good between us and I wish it could have worked and I'm just so sorry.' Will is thinking 'Not a day goes by where I don't remember your little and big kindnesses. And I recall the heights of happiness we climbed to. And how sure we were that it couldn't go wrong until it all went wrong and I'm just so sorry.' Their lines will not intersect again. Why are people like this?!

Ruby:   Jaune, what the actual fuck.

Jaune:   This year Amelia has suffered a death in the family, a break up, and several personal crises. Calculate her remaining resistance to completely loosing it when Christopher says: 'Hey you look sad. have you tried going for a run? Have you tried the paleo diet? Have you tried melatonin?'

Weiss:   Okay Jaune we get it.

Jaune:   I'm not finished with the exam. A pine cone is the canonical fruit of the pine tree. It isn't sentient but it also doesn't suffer for possessing sentience. Therefore, would you rather live as a) a pine cone b) a pine cone or c) a pine cone?

Jaune:   A pine cone experiences neither shame, anxiety, nor the long months that turn grey and numb for conceivably no reason. Using only the terms 'gnaa!' and 'aaahahaah!' explain what a nice condition it must be to be a pine cone.

Jaune:   A pain cone is traveling from west to east at 300km/h. If the driver applies the brakes even if the pine cone bops its head, even if the pine cone comes home to its house burning down and its life destroyed, even if the god of darkness manifested in the sky and started laying waste to continents with anti-matter beams shooting out of his ass please explain why the pine cone will witness and bear these things with ease and experience no self contradictions, no sadness, but merely boundless calm.

Ruby:  

Weiss:  

Jaune:   And for extra marks please explain why evolution or a deity would bestow upon a person a big enough brain to realize they are fucking up but make them too stupid to stop fucking up and if your answer is 'happiness' please show all your workings.

Ruby:  

Weiss:  

Jaune:   If your answer is 'happiness' please show all your workings