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badmovieihave · 9 months ago
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lifetimemoviereview · 6 months ago
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Little Girl in the Window (2024 Lifetime)
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Sweethearts (2024) Jordan Weiss
December 24th 2024
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movies-to-add-to-your-tbw · 18 days ago
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Title: Sweethearts
Rating: R
Director: Jordan Weiss
Cast: Kiernan Shipka, Nico Hiraga, Caleb Hearon, Ava DeMary, Charlie Hall, Tramell Tillman, Joel Kim Booster, Miles Gutierrez-Riley, Zach Zucker, Christine Taylor, Kevin Yamada, Sophie Zucker, Darius "Nastyelgic" Jackson, Olivia Nikkanen, Apoorva Gundeti, Subho Basu
Release year: 2024
Genres: comedy, romance
Blurb: Two college freshmen who decided to stick with their high school sweethearts have to pull a Turkey Dump and break up with them over Drunksgiving, the one chaotic night before Thanksgiving in their hometown that puts their codependent friendship to the test.
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wu-sisyphus-gang · 9 days ago
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Jaune: Pop quiz time. A train is traveling west to east at speed of 300km/h. The driver applies the brake producing a deceleration of 1.4m/s/s. In newtons, how hard will the man in carriage 7 mash his face into the seat in front of him and realize most of the problems in his life are created not by external circumstances but by his own repeated self-sabotage?
Ruby: Jaune?
Jaune: Are human tears primarily composed of a) water b) antibodies c) a quiet admission that all of our plans and dreams will eventually turn to forgotten dust or d) salt?
Ruby: Jaune!
Jaune: Daniel gets salty at criticism and admits he is wrong: never. In years, how long will it be before he alienates all of his friends with this behavior and finds himself entirely alone?
Weiss: Is this supposed to be a personal attack?
Jaune: Rachel has chosen to remain alone at home for the evening and drink two liters of red wine. Please identify the correct chemical formula for consumable alcohol. Is it: a) C2H6O b) C2H5OH or c) The 17th time this year Rachel has attempted to solve an issue by escaping it internally simultaneously knowing at some point, however difficult, she will have to confront whatever it is that went wrong and why?
Weiss: Yo what the fuck?
Jaune: If the y axis is a sense of purpose, and the x axis is the course of a person’s life time, please explain the significance of this result. *flips them off*
Ruby: Jaune this isn’t funny.
Jaune: Quiz ain’t over yet. Alice and Pierre are having a significant disagreement. Pierre says ‘why didn’t Obi-Wan Kenobi remember R2D2 in star wars episode IV?’ Alice says ‘he did, because, like, remember when he called him his little friend.’ Pierre replies 'then why did he say he didn’t remember owning a droid.’ And Alice returned 'that’s because R2D2 was Anikin’s droid.’ Who is right and why?
Jaune: Please study figure 66 of the world not giving the slightest shit. And relatedly refer to figure 72 of the world before you were born. Then the world after you’re gone. Then the world after everybody is gone.
Jaune: *Holds his arms apart* Is this angle a) acute b) obtuse c) reflex or d) the hug we desperately wish we could ask for but have convinced ourselves that the pain of existence must be carried alone on our backs forever and ever?
Weiss: This is a personal attack.
Ruby: I’ll hug for as long as you want as much as you want.
Jaune: Ava and James sometimes interact digitally. This month James has responded: 4, 3, and 7 days after Ava’s messages so as to give the impression he is uninterested despite being completely infatuated with her. What is James’ median reply time and why will he live miserably ever after?
Weiss: Is this why you don’t text me back immediately?
Jaune: Arthur knows people who are nice to him, and people he likes. Please explain why the only people he pushes away are the few who belong to this intersection.
Ruby: I don’t know…
Jaune: An intersection is a point where two lines cross over. Will and Claire intersect on a street. Claire is thinking 'Do you know that I still love you? That I will always love you? I was never as happy as when things were good between us and I wish it could have worked and I’m just so sorry.’ Will is thinking 'Not a day goes by where I don’t remember your little and big kindnesses. And I recall the heights of happiness we climbed to. And how sure we were that it couldn’t go wrong until it all went wrong and I’m just so sorry.’ Their lines will not intersect again. Why are people like this?!
Ruby: Jaune, what the actual fuck.
Jaune: This year Amelia has suffered a death in the family, a break up, and several personal crises. Calculate her remaining resistance to completely loosing it when Christopher says: 'Hey you look sad. have you tried going for a run? Have you tried the paleo diet? Have you tried melatonin?’
Weiss: Okay Jaune we get it.
Jaune: I’m not finished with the exam. A pine cone is the canonical fruit of the pine tree. It isn’t sentient but it also doesn’t suffer for possessing sentience. Therefore, would you rather live as a) a pine cone b) a pine cone or c) a pine cone?
Jaune: A pine cone experiences neither shame, anxiety, nor the long months that turn grey and numb for conceivably no reason. Using only the terms 'gnaa!’ and 'aaahahaah!’ explain what a nice condition it must be to be a pine cone.
Jaune: A pain cone is traveling from west to east at 300km/h. If the driver applies the brakes even if the pine cone bops its head, even if the pine cone comes home to its house burning down and its life destroyed, even if the god of darkness manifested in the sky and started laying waste to continents with anti-matter beams shooting out of his ass please explain why the pine cone will witness and bear these things with ease and experience no self contradictions, no sadness, but merely boundless calm.
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Weiss:
Jaune: And for extra marks please explain why evolution or a deity would bestow upon a person a big enough brain to realize they are fucking up but make them too stupid to stop fucking up and if your answer is 'happiness’ please show all your workings.
Ruby:
Weiss:
Jaune: If your answer is 'happiness’ please show all your workings
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shinyasahalo · 4 months ago
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brokenfuturerpg · 1 year ago
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shannendoherty-fans · 9 days ago
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1995 - Allure magazine (unknown issue).
A New Zip Code
It's hard to think of anyone more in need of an image overhaul than Shannen Doherty. That's why we gave her one.
By Christian Wright. Photography by Waune Maser.
Shannen Doherty has an image problem.
From the rubber checks to the bar brawls to the disposable marriage, her behavior played right into several inches of gossip columns. while fans of Beverly Hills, 90210, tuned in for an hour of sunny absurdity, Doherty wasn't able to maintain that ironic distance. She swallowed her character ��� Brenda the Bitch – whole. It's no wonder she picked up the silly, spolied starlet reputation. Still, "I don't understand it at all," Doherty says. "Recently different people have come into my life and said, 'You're this really nice person with a really bad image. Let's put out who you really are.'" And who might that be? "I'm just a nice, Southern Baptist, Republican girl".
Well, then, in the name of Newt Gingrich, a makeover! Gone is the long raven hair, it's been chipped into a real bowl cut from the 1950s (when the nation last was good and true). The eyerows are no longer so pencil-thin and arched liked skid marks left by a crazed Joan Crawford tailspin. They're a bit fuller at present. Though, she says, "this is as thick as they're ever going to get". As a younger girl (she's now only 23), Doherty suffered from bushy monobrow. Today, tweezzers are her favourite thing. The put-upon smirk: so familar back in the old Zip code, has been replaced by a more glamorous grimace. Smudged eyeliner, luch black eyelashes,and a rich, sligthly creamy lipstick lend an air of Holywood's golden age.
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In fact, in this light, Doherty – with pronounced collarbone, deep cleavage, and detached stare – recalls Ava Gardner in the heady late 40s or Elizabeth Taylor when she was young, and tidy-white.
Doherty likes dressing up in guises. Of course, she should,it's her job. "That's part of acting," she says. "It gives you the opportunity to be ten other people without being diagnosed with schizophrenia." (Some might reserve judgment.) in everyday life, though, Doherty is considerably less stylized. At homr in Los Angeles, where she lives with her boyfriend, director Rob Weiss (so much for Newt's "normal" American values) she tends to wear jeans, T-Shirts, and no makeup. "I hate makeup in general," she says. "After you get done doing a series for four years you tend to go makeup-free." When she's in New York, it's a different story. "Calvin Klein, Donna Karan,and Chanel; mascara,eyeliner and lipstick. A chic-er side of me comes out. I don't know why!"
Meanwhile, the plump, girlish version of Doherty is preserved, a latter-day Marcia Brady on an endless syndication loop. How her looks have changed. "Oh, my God," she says. "So much. I never really realized that I used to be chubby. I never dieted or anything. As I grew up, the baby fat just started falling off me."
Maybe the sordid past will be just as easy to shed.
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NOTE: The page article, as you can see, is very small. english is not my first language either. So maybe there's typos and mistakes and some things don't make sense. If so, please let me know and I will correct it. hopefully one day I can get a copy myself and can scan it (and know the actual issue/date!)
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unscharf-an-den-raendern · 4 months ago
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ALTER Colin ist irgendwie so tief in meinem Herzen drin. Der Typ hat gelitten.
Vor allem, weil ich ihn als fröhlicher, freundlicher, hilfsbereiter (zitiere Julia: Nice-Guy) kennengelernt habe. Immer ne Lösung parat, optimistisch, einer, der für seine Freunde alles machen würde.
Und dann hat er einmal die Chance, sich in Noah zu verlieben - diese eine Person, die noch nen spezielleren Platz in seinem Herzen hat. Bis dieser aus dem Platz einfach n Loch macht.
Keine Ahnung, depri Colin hat mich wirklich kaputtgemacht. Er ist jede Folge tiefer in diese Abwärtsspirale.
Ich weiss nicht. Er macht mich traurig. Er gibt und gibt und gibt anderen immer so viel, und dann trifft er Noah, und entscheidet sich, da noch ein bisschen mehr zu geben als er ohnehin schon tut - und dann ist das aber zu viel und macht alles kaputt.
Bin am ranten aber immer, wenn ich an die Aufs und Abs (Betonung auf Abs), dann muss ich ehrlich salutieren. Sein Charakter ist wirklich klasse geschrieben. Und nicht nur seiner, Noahs ist auch brutal roh. Die Writer haben mit dem Zimmertrio + Ava wirklich nen Jackpot gehitted.
Colin hatte einfach in jeder Staffel Probleme mit der Liebe:
Staffel 25: Er hat Angst, Julia beim Theaterstück zu küssen, weil er Angst hat, dass sich zwischen ihnen was verändern könnte. Dann gehen sie eine Beziehung ein, aber merken beide, dass da irgendwas nicht passt. Hittet nach Staffel 26 nochmal anders, weil das jetzt auch ne Kritik an Heteronormativität ist.
Staffel 26: Colin ist zum ersten Mal richtig verliebt, aber Noah scheint seine Liebe nicht zu erwidern.
Staffel 27: Colin will um Noah kämpfen, aber der schreit ihn an und Colin verlässt das Einstein mit dem Gedanken, dass Noah ihn so sehr hasst, dass er sich nicht mal von ihm verabschieden möchte.
Und wenn Colin am Anfang von Staffel 27 15 ist - dann war er am Anfang gerade mal 13! Drei Jahre lang hat der arme Junge leiden müssen! DREI JAHRE!
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citadelredlightdistrict · 1 year ago
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Muses
Muses that are Male/Femboy/Shota:
Danny Phantom: Danny Fenton/Phantom
Donkey Kong: Donkey Kong
Dragon Prince: Callum, Ezra
Fate/Stay: Astolfo
Final Fantasy: Cloud Strife
Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss: Moxie, Angel Dust
MHA: Izuku Midoriya (Deku)
OC: Midan Aurum
Pokemon: Calem, Machamp
Ratchet and Klank: Ratchet
RWBY: Oscar, Ozpin, Jaune
Spyro: Spyro
Transformers Prime: Jackson Darby
Undertale/Deltarune: Asriel Dreemur
Muses that are Female/Futa/Loli:
Adventure Time: Marceline, Princess Bubblegum
American Dragon Jake Long: Rose, Susan Long, Haley Long
Arcane: Powder/Jinx, Vi
Avatar the Last Airbender: Katara, Azula
Ben 10: Gwen Tennyson
Bofuri: Maple, Sally
Danny Phantom: Dani Phantom, Sam Manson, Jaz Fenton
DC: Starfire, Wonder Woman, Zatanna, Harley Quinn
Dragon Prince: Rayla, Claudia, Ellis, Ava
Fate/Stay: Artoria Pendragon
Final Fantasy: Tifa Lockheart, Aerith
Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss: Loona, Millie, Beelzebub, Mrs. Mayberry, Octavia, Charlie Morningstar, Emily
Mario: Princess Peach, Bowsette
Marvel: Gwen Stacy, Susan Storm (Invisible Woman)
Mass Effect: Tali Zora Vas'Normandy, Miranda Lawson, Liara T'soni, EDI
MHA: Froppy, Ururaka, Momo, Toru, Miruko
Naruto/Boruto: Hinata, Tsunade, Sakura
OC: Tink, Dew, Loti, Samael Silverquill
Pokemon: Misty, May, Dawn, Juliana, Nurse Joy, Officer Jenny
Ratchet and Clank: Rivet, Kit
RWBY: Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang, Nora, Salem, Glinda Goodwitch, Pyrha
SAO: Suguha "Leafa", Yui, Asuna
Spyro: Elora
Star Wars: Ahsoka Tano
Transformers Prime: Arcee, Airachnid, June Darby
Undertale/Deltarune: Toriel Dreemur
Overwatch: Tracer, Widowmaker
Muses that can be any gender (Femboy, Male, Futa, Female, Shota/Loli):
Undertale/Deltarune: Frisk, Chara, Kris
Disney: All (Exceptions on a case by case basis, no real people)
Mass Effect: Commander Shepard
Ben 10: Ben Tennyson
That Time I got Reincarnated as a Slime: Rimuru Tempest
Naruto/Boruto: Naruto Uzumaki, Boruto Uzumaki
OC: Jacwyn Silverquill
Pokemon: Ralts line
DC: Beast Boy
SAO: Kirigaia "Kirito"
Horizon Zero Dawn: Aloy, Beta
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she-walks-on-starlight · 11 months ago
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hi there! You can call me Star or Starlight 👋✨ I'm 27 and I love writing all things sapphic, from one shots, to headcanons to longer fics 💖
men, minors, blogs with no age displayed, terfs, racists, and haters dni
I welcome any requests, thoughts and opinions, or just talking about any and all things sapphic - my inbox is always open! See below for a list of what I write :)
I write for:
She Ra: Princesses of Power
Adora/She-Ra x Catra
Adora/She-Ra x Glimmer
Glimmer x Catra
Perfuma x Scorpia
Catra x Scorpia x Entrapta
Entrapta x Scorpia
Mara x Hope
Arcane/League of Legends
Caitlyn x Vi
Caitlyn x Vi x Reader
Sevika x Reader
Grayson x Reader
Cassandra Kiramman x Reader
Jinx x Lux
Jinx x Reader
Vi x Reader
Caitlyn x Reader
Ambessa Medarda x Reader
RWBY
Blake x Yang
Ruby x Weiss
Blake x Yang x Weiss
Yang x Weiss
Ruby x Penny
The Last of Us
Ellie x Reader
Ellie x Dina
Abby x Reader
Ellie x Abby
Allie x Abby x Reader
Miscellaneous
Clarke x Lexa (The 100)
Maggie x Alex (Supergirl)
Sara x Ava (Legends of Tomorrow)
I won't write: underage, non-con, explicit gore, incest, taboo/illegal.
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lime-sketches114 · 5 months ago
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Alright here are some crossover ship names for characters I thought would be cool. This is for my RWBY X Last Pegasus stuff so yeah. I'll label things as such bc most of them are adults haha. I do have platonic/friendly ships because of cute interactions I've thought up. (I'll be sure to update as needed)
Also feel free to ask about them or ask about a ship because I would LOVE to talk about them (Especially Qrow, Ironwood, and Tyrian and whatever else bc I like em)
Romantic (canon/switchable/crushes)
Platonic (mostly with the younger ones or are mostly friends)
Crack ship (bc it was a cool thing/idea)
In RWBY AUs they're mostly older unless changed to canon ages in original story.
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Katerina Wolfe (Dove Faunus so to speak) (Bi) (21-22) (ADHD, Anxiety)
Black Angel/Death Angel (Qrow)
Peaceful Time (Ozpin)
Kind Heart (Ironwood)
White Cannon (Oobleck)
Downy Magic (Glynda)
Poisonous Quill (Tyrian)
Worthiness (Watts)
Lucky Recovery (Clover)
Clipped Wings (Raven)
Silver wing (Ruby)
Holy Knights (Jaune)
Flash Wolfe (Dragon Faunus) (Bi) (21-22) (Is Twin of Kat) (ADHD, HF Autism, Sass)
Chaos Theory (Qrow)
Russian/Atlesian Roulette (Ironwood)
Maleficent (Glynda)
Domination (Watts)
Lucky Shot (Clover)
Grunge Match (Raven)
Dry Ice/Dragon's breath (Winter)
Robbin Hoards (Robyn)
Little Reds (Ruby)
Alexandra "Ally" Wolfe (Siren Faunus) (Straight) (27-28) (PTSD)
Ironwhip (Ironwood)
Straight and Narrow (Glynda)
Mad Siren (Watts)
Icy Fury (Winter)
Motherly instinct (Weiss)
Terresa "Terri" Wolfe (Golden Eagle Faunus) (Pan) (25-26) (ADHD)
Magic Shield (Glynda)
Trust Fall (Clover)
Golden Sword/Feather (Raven)
White Knight (Winter)
Aegis (Ironwood)
Brave Burn (Yang)
Hammer time (Nora)
Avalina "Ava" Wolfe (Fox Faunus) (Unknown/Asexual) (17-18) (HF Autism, Sensory Issues)
Glyph Gears (Ozpin)
Nature walk (Oscar)
Firefox (Oobleck)
Sorcery (Glynda)
Flower patch (Clover)
Magic dual (Weiss)
Red curls (Penny)
Meditation (Ren)
Gavin Pravus Wolfe (Beast Faunus) (Pansexual) (24-25) (PTSD)
Brazen (Ironwood)
Law and order (Glynda)
Overlucky (Clover)
Omen (Raven)
White Beast (Winter)
Trust (Robyn)
MMA (Ren)
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lifetimemoviereview · 1 year ago
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My Christmas Guide (2023 Hallmark Movie)
Props to Hallmark for casting a visually impaired actor in this role! My Christmas Guide (2023 Hallmark Movie) #Hallmark #MyChristmasGuide #ChristmasMovies
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taavisplushies · 7 months ago
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Hey Taavi! I'm sorry that ye're doing bad right now, *offers ye a hug* /nf 💙💙💙
Love ye a lot and ye should know that ye're so, so strong <333
Here's some plushie photos to hopefully help distract ye <333333
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Here's Light!! She's a Hannimations Colorful Kitty, and she saw a shooting star with me :3 her name is Light because of that, and because she brings light into my life hehe
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Here are some of my pokemon plushies!! Only some have names: Hot Spot (the charmander), Phoebe (the shiny/blue mew), and Scout (the skitty)! I haven't named the others yet fgdb Phoebe and Scout go with me nearly everywhere :3
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THE ORB I got for Hannukah!! He's super soft and a HUGE comfort plushie for me :D
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Ava is a plushie I colored on to look like one of my characters! They're blind, but that doesn't stop them from running forward and exploring everywhere they can >:3 I thought of them to cheer me up/on about my own disabilities <333
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HERE'S TEAM RWBY!!! + Little! They're all very soft and I try to bring Ruby and Weiss around in my backpack whenever I can dgsb :DD
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Chat Noir with my baby llama plushies!!! Chat Noir cheers me on often, be that writing or roleplaying, and the baby llamas are huge comfort plushies to me :'3 (they're names are TBH (the white one) and BTW (the blue one!!)) One time, my step-dad balanced the baby llamas on his shoulders for like. 20 minutes cause he knew it'd make me happy fgsvcv :DD
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TADA!! Watermelon and King!! I snuggle with Watermelon every night, she's so soft :3 and I hug King a lot too hehe (he's special cause he's missing a tooth!)
That's all for now!! Hopefully this helps a lil <333
Thank you Cow Cow!! I really appreciate it 🩵👍 you are always so nice!!!
Light is so cute!! I love the colors. I can’t believe you saw a shooting star!!! That’s so cool :0
Ohhh so many Pokémon!!! I like how Phoebe and Scout go with you everywhere! Are they named after the comic characters?
I love The Orb!!!!!!! He definitely looks soft… and squeezable!!! I wanna give him a hug!
I love Ava!!!!!! I love how they cheer you up about your own disabilities :’) that’s so sweet. They are super cool. Disabilities suck but we can still find ways to enjoy life!!!!!!!! I recently got a plush who inspires me in a similar way… he has a big scar on his belly from surgery, and I have lots of scars like that too! So he inspires me to be more confident in my scars :)
RWBY!!! I didn’t know they had plushies :0 I always say I’m gonna try watching the show but I never get a chance to :( sorry! But I know if you like it so much then there’s a chance that it’s a good show and I’ll like it too!! This plush group is super cool!!!
Heck yeah! Chat Noir and llamas cheering you on and comforting you!! The story with your step dad is so silly too :3
Watermelon and King!!! Watermelon is so pretty!! I love her design. I’m glad she helps you sleep!! The King plushie is adorable!!! When I watched The Owl House, he was one of my favorite characters!!! Super silly fella. I love the plush’s big ole eyes!!! He’s like 🥺
Thank you so much for showing me your plush friends!!! I really appreciate it. I loved hearing about them and seeing them!!!! It was a great distraction and has definitely cheered me up 🩵🩵🩵
I like how you have such a wide variety of plushies!! I also like how you take some of them with you to different places :) I want to do that one day too!
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sams-dumping-ground · 9 months ago
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Hello! I think it's high time I made a proper pinned for this blog and introduce myself properly.
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Just a few things before I proceed with my introduction: I'm aro, pan, trans, and poly. This is a LGBTQIA+ safe space (obviously). If you're just here to send hate then I feel sorry for you. I hope you are doing alright and your life gets better for you.
Anyways. I'm Samuel, I don't mind if you call me Sam! I'm a 26yo self-taught transman artist and nerd. I have two blogs for my artwork.
@just-sams-art - A hub for just my sfw artwork @sams-whumping-ground - A hub for the whump/whump adjacent artwork
I will warn you that I don't always draw due to the fact I'm possibly working on something else, gaming or just have a lack of motivation to do anything thanks to ADHD.
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This blog is used for shitposting and rps. I use the following tags for this.
#sam's rps and #sam's rambles.
If you don't want to see them on your dash then please filter the tag.
Other random posts are not tagged.
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I use the following characters for rps:
Ainsley Seaforge [In Mage World]
Ajax (God of Insanity)
Alice Beckett [In Foxlands]
Arthur Hyde
Ash Hawthorn [In Foxlands]
Atlas Hyde
Aurora Hawthorn [In Foxlands]
Ava Everwood [In Foxlands]
Axton 'Glitch' Esper
Byrd Hyde
Cole Hawthorn [In Foxlands]
Daryn Beck [In Mage World]
Dorian Beck [In Mage World]
Duncan (Primal God of Darkness & Shadows)
Earl Grey
Eclipse
Elise Esper
Elysium Hawthorn [In Foxlands]
Ezekiel 'Zeke' Silverwood [In Foxlands]
Finley 'Fin' Beck [In Mage World]
Flynn (Demigod of Sparks) [In Lillith's Realm]
Jack Winter [In Mage World]
Jett [In Foxlands]
Genji Hawke (Mute Elder) [In Foxlands]
Kai Silverwood [In Foxlands]
Kain Weiss [Currently Unavailable]
Kalos (God of Good)
Kyoko
Lee Zenon (Elder) [In Foxlands]
Lumi Rosehip [In Foxlands]
Luna Hyde
Lynn Beck [In Mage World]
Magnus Hawthorn [In Foxlands]
Momo Silverwood [In Foxlands]
Nebula (Primordial God of Space) [Busy in their realm]
Dr. Noel Hyde
Onyx Hyde
Patch Hyde [Hunting]
Phoenix 'Nix' Brand [In Mage World]
Phobias (Primal God of Fear and Phobias)
Poppy Ivy
Rhys Hyde
Rin Blackwood [In Foxlands]
Ryu Silverwood [In Foxlands]
Sett (God of Murder)
Sho Blackwood [In Foxlands]
Sora
Todd Hyde
Valeria Arden
Voss Hyde
Tsuki
Wolfgang
Yoko Blackwood [In Foxlands]
Zephyr Hawthorne [In Foxlands]
Zero [In Foxlands]
Zorro Kit Hyde [In Foxlands]
((Damn... That's a lot of characters. This is the link to the folder on my page: Link!))
That said: I am much more used to longer rps than I am short ones. Not all of the characters have art (yet), but there are most that do and more to come. They will be found on my art blog.
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wu-sisyphus-gang · 1 year ago
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Jaune: Pop quiz time. A train is traveling west to east at speed of 300km/h. The driver applies the brake producing a deceleration of 1.4m/s/s. In newtons, how hard will the man in carriage 7 mash his face into the seat in front of him and realize most of the problems in his life are created not by external circumstances but by his own repeated self-sabotage?
Ruby: Jaune?
Jaune: Are human tears primarily composed of a) water b) antibodies c) a quiet admission that all of our plans and dreams will eventually turn to forgotten dust or d) salt?
Ruby: Jaune!
Jaune: Daniel gets salty at criticism and admits he is wrong: never. In years, how long will it be before he alienates all of his friends with this behavior and finds himself entirely alone?
Weiss: Is this supposed to be a personal attack?
Jaune: Rachel has chosen to remain alone at home for the evening and drink two liters of red wine. Please identify the correct chemical formula for consumable alcohol. Is it: a) C2H6O b) C2H5OH or c) The 17th time this year Rachel has attempted to solve an issue by escaping it internally simultaneously knowing at some point, however difficult, she will have to confront whatever it is that went wrong and why?
Weiss: Yo what the fuck?
Jaune: If the y axis is a sense of purpose, and the x axis is the course of a person’s life time, please explain the significance of this result. *flips them off*
Ruby: Jaune this isn’t funny.
Jaune: Quiz ain’t over yet. Alice and Pierre are having a significant disagreement. Pierre says ‘why didn’t Obi-Wan Kenobi remember R2D2 in star wars episode IV?’ Alice says 'he did, because, like, remember when he called him his little friend.’ Pierre replies 'then why did he say he didn’t remember owning a droid.’ And Alice returned 'that’s because R2D2 was Anikin’s droid.’ Who is right and why?
Jaune: Please study figure 66 of the world not giving the slightest shit. And relatedly refer to figure 72 of the world before you were born. Then the world after you’re gone. Then the world after everybody is gone.
Jaune: *Holds his arms apart* Is this angle a) acute b) obtuse c) reflex or d) the hug we desperately wish we could ask for but have convinced ourselves that the pain of existence must be carried alone on our backs forever and ever?
Weiss: This is a personal attack.
Ruby: I’ll hug for as long as you want as much as you want.
Jaune: Ava and James sometimes interact digitally. This month James has responded: 4, 3, and 7 days after Ava’s messages so as to give the impression he is uninterested despite being completely infatuated with her. What is James’ median reply time and why will he live miserably ever after?
Weiss: Is this why you don’t text me back immediately?
Jaune: Arthur knows people who are nice to him, and people he likes. Please explain why the only people he pushes away are the few who belong to this intersection.
Ruby: I don’t know…
Jaune: An intersection is a point where two lines cross over. Will and Claire intersect on a street. Claire is thinking 'Do you know that I still love you? That I will always love you? I was never as happy as when things were good between us and I wish it could have worked and I’m just so sorry.’ Will is thinking 'Not a day goes by where I don’t remember your little and big kindnesses. And I recall the heights of happiness we climbed to. And how sure we were that it couldn’t go wrong until it all went wrong and I’m just so sorry.’ Their lines will not intersect again. Why are people like this?!
Ruby: Jaune, what the actual fuck.
Jaune: This year Amelia has suffered a death in the family, a break up, and several personal crises. Calculate her remaining resistance to completely loosing it when Christopher says: 'Hey you look sad. have you tried going for a run? Have you tried the paleo diet? Have you tried melatonin?’
Weiss: Okay Jaune we get it.
Jaune: I’m not finished with the exam. A pine cone is the canonical fruit of the pine tree. It isn’t sentient but it also doesn’t suffer for possessing sentience. Therefore, would you rather live as a) a pine cone b) a pine cone or c) a pine cone?
Jaune: A pine cone experiences neither shame, anxiety, nor the long months that turn grey and numb for conceivably no reason. Using only the terms 'gnaa!’ and 'aaahahaah!’ explain what a nice condition it must be to be a pine cone.
Jaune: A pain cone is traveling from west to east at 300km/h. If the driver applies the brakes even if the pine cone bops its head, even if the pine cone comes home to its house burning down and its life destroyed, even if the god of darkness manifested in the sky and started laying waste to continents with anti-matter beams shooting out of his ass please explain why the pine cone will witness and bear these things with ease and experience no self contradictions, no sadness, but merely boundless calm.
Ruby:
Weiss:
Jaune: And for extra marks please explain why evolution or a deity would bestow upon a person a big enough brain to realize they are fucking up but make them too stupid to stop fucking up and if your answer is 'happiness’ please show all your workings.
Ruby:
Weiss:
Jaune: If your answer is 'happiness’ please show all your workings
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