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[itsonlypolite]

hello! trick or treat 👻🎃

Hello! And what's this - a continuation of the previous comic!

[jokingluna]

[jester-w-n0n4m3]

Hello

I see you in my notifs consistently

Figured I'd pop in and say hi

AAAAA!!! COOL PERSON IN MY BLOG ALERT!!/pos

I'm sorry, but you live rent free in my Tumblr feed 😭 and it's mostly those cod quote reblogs that get me cackling or the silly things

Here's an orca as a gift for coming here:

[squishmelo]

The best part of brain fog is when the brain fog makes you incapable of explaining how bad brain fog is. Because you dont have the words. Because of brain fog.

"heehee you forget why you walked into a room"

GOIRL TODAY I TOLD THE DOC I WAS BORN IN 1999.

I was not born in 1999. At all. I don't know anyone who WAS born in 1999. I just. Supplied random numbers.

Because.

I forgot.

What I was doing.

In the middle of talking.

Help Me.

[leafy-allosaurus]

You are now breathing manually

nah i aint

[mind-adrift]

She's a 10 but she DOESN'T HAVE HER FUCKING AGE IN HER BIO!!!

[taviokapudding]

A heads up to everyone new who just started play Splatoon 3 since Dec 2022.

None of the older and long time Splatoon players told me this and it's not made clear in game. I literally didn't play most of Dec. because it devastated me.

Prior the last Spaltfest of 2022 and due to the algorithm making me fight S ranks with B rank teammates that I ended up over -100p in Anarchy Open. I was trying to build up points just in case I lost series but everyone in A rank prior to the new mode and map update knows what I'm talking about- A ranks were impossible to get out of because of S rank players not having their own mode. So winning and doing okay in Series was priority so you'd risk being in negative & get a minimum of 80p back.

Then I made the mistake of not playing until after the new map update because I was busy and took a break. I genuienly forgor I was in the negatives, had an unfinished series, & my parents had COVID- my priorities were elsewhere.

In short I was dropped down from A- to B because the game auto added 2 losses despite the fact I had only won and lost 1 each in Battle Series. The updates didn't just reset rank p (which should have only dropped me to a B+), it'll automatically add any losses to unfinished Anarchy Battle series. So yeah, 2 ranks since the artifical losses made me over -300p

Level up & finish all Anarchy Battle Series before or during a Splatfest and avoid being on the line of a rank or in the negative before an update/after Spaltfest updates because it doesn't save your results. It will give you auto losses in Series and it does get added together with your overall Rank p.

I'm back to B+ after 2 days of playing because I am good at the game & I should be back to -A by Feb if not sooner; but don't be like me. A whole month's worth of work was undone.

[ultimatebottom69]

Alright go vote fuckers.

Buddy, when racist cunts illegally prevented me from registering to vote by just refusing to accept my papers, I PROMISE YOU shitty guilt trip memes about my inability to vote made everything worse.

You know what ACTUALLY helped?

More than every passive aggressive shit for brains on this website telling me I deserve to me racially harassed for not giving Democrats my soul?

A fucking email from a fucking HERBS AND SPICES STORE that unlike you wretched cunts ACTUALLY HAD VOTER REGISTRATION HELPLINES IN IT.

Every time one of you godforsaken freaks tells me to 'get out and vote' like its cutely trivial and didn't take months of desperate phone calls just to register (IF my registration even WORKED THIS TIME).

If you, like me, are struggling with registration or poll access, try contacting your STATE board of elections.

Request that they send you TWO copies of their registration guidelines. Collect any documents listed in them.

Then, contact your LOCAL board. Tell them you would like to register IN PERSON IF POSSIBLE.

Bring your documents and the two copies of the guideline AND a working cell phone.

If you get ANY trouble AT ALL tell the local person you will call the state board to confirm their registration requirements. Be polite, but do not leave. Put the phone on speaker.

Most of the time, the local person who is doing Actual Serious Federal And State Crimes will give up at that point. If not, the person at the state board will generally outrank and overrule the local one.

Make a note of the names of both the local and state official.

Then, and this is the most important part:

CONFIRM YOUR REGISTRATION WAS FILED.

It may take a day or two for your registration to appear.

Unfortunately, if it's been a week, you're going to have to repeat the process.

Take the names you noted previously, and contact the state board again. Report that these people denied you registration on this day, in spite of you providing these documents, then list all the required papers you collected.

The person at the state SHOULD be able to direct you from there, but the process varies hugely by state.

Good luck to you all.

ETA: I was able to vote eventually, BTW. It took far more work than it should have. Physical injuries were sustained. But I did get to vote!!

[crazypenguinwriter]

Foxytales part 3!

And once again the Foxytales continues, with a one-shot this time!

It's about Renee and Allison, during the time Renee went on a solo-quest in The Prince and the Pea. No romance this time around, though I am still debating whether to make Renison an item in this world, so it can be viewed as a stepping stone in their relationship.

Anyways, next time a big ball will be held in Palmetto Castle, as someone got engaged and needs to let the whole world know (even though he doesn't really want to). And as we all know, a ball is a perfect way to provide an escape to individuals...

Feel free to guess what fairytale I'll be covering (that one should be obvious, but hey, maybe I'll learn something new), who's gotten themselves engaged (there's been a hint in The Prince and the Pea *wiggles eyebrows*) and which individuals (there's two, and unfortunately none of them is ma boy Neil yet) the latter sentence is referring to (one of them will be more of a guess than the other, but for one I can give a hint: the timeline in my series is coming up to a certain winter banquet from the AFTG series...)

Anyways, I hope you will enjoy this story! Penn out.

[linkeduniverse]

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[ironinkpen]

best thing about uncle iroh is that if you pay attention he is actually just as much of an idiot as zuko but has just mastered the art of coming across as a wise old man. the even better thing is that zuko is the only one on the planet who somewhat realizes this and no one would ever believe him because he's zuko

[prokopetz]

The problem with Victor Frankenstein isn't that he's not as smart as he thinks he is. The problem with Victor Frankenstein is that he's exactly as smart as he thinks he is in one very specific area, and he just expects that to automatically translate to every other area of his life and is taken completely by surprise every single time it doesn't.

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[aquilaofarkham]

this line hits a lot harder especially when you view laios as having autism...

[inkskinned]

it's been said before and i'm sure said better than i can phrase it. but really, really - if you like making "i'm going to kill myself" jokes, please try switching to being ironically conceited instead.

anytime something goes wrong, say things like "ah well at least i'm beautiful and charming and everyone loves me." when you forget something, try "my big huge brain is so smart and thinking about too many other very big wizardly thoughts you wouldn't even understand." when you're frustrated by one of your symptoms, start talking like you're in My Immortal. "Life has come for me but my eyes are beautiful pools of gorgeous fire and my hair is amazing. I stuck my middle finger up at life and told it to fuck off and it did."

just... try it for a month or two. try saying the most absurdly self-congratulatory shit you can think of.

i know it's tempting to make suicide or self-harm jokes. and for me at least, a decade ago (!) when someone suggested i stop making those kinds of jokes, i was kind of at a loss for what to replace them with. i wanted to make light of these moments, but genuinely (at the time) my first thought really was suicidal ideation. there was a part of me that even felt like ... i was kind of "making light" of that voice. that if i could say i want to die lol, it would help take the sting out of that genuine (albeit passive) desire. like i could turn my illness into a joke.

when i started complimenting myself instead, it felt awkward and stupid. it felt really, really ironic. what i was actually saying was nobody would ever think this stuff about me, that's what makes it so fucking funny.

but. the effect was immediate. first thing i noticed was the people around me. when i dropped a glass and said ah my skin is too beautiful and sleek the glass has swooned and broken for me, other people were suddenly overjoyed to jump in with the joke. rather than making an awkward moment, we'd both start cracking up. ah princess sleek hands, i've heard of you.

i was 19. i hadn't noticed i'd been making others tense when i said i want it all to end. i know now that it's incredibly hard to know how to walk that moment - do you talk to them about your concern? do you potentially make them uncomfortable by asking if they're okay? do you ignore the situation? do you help them pick up the glass, or do they need to do it by themselves? are they genuinely made suicidal over this small moment? and most importantly, how do you - without professional training or supplies - actually help?

most people want to help you pick up the glass in your life, they just have no fucking idea how to do it. they don't want to make anything worse. they don't want to make assumptions about you. they love you, they're scared for you - and being scared makes people kind of freeze up. it's not because they don't love you. it's because they do.

now when something bad happens, my first thought is how can i make a stupid joke about this. it isn't my brain saying you're a dumb fucking bitch. i spend more time laughing. i spend more time being gentle with myself. i spend more time feeling good.

and the thing is - what's kind of funny - is that you'd be surprised by how many people agree with you. the first time i said i'm too pretty to understand that, someone else said to be fair you're the prettiest person in this room. i promise - you really don't know how kindly your friends see you. but they love you for a reason. they sort of reverse-velveteen-rabbit you. your weird and ugly spots fade away and you just become... the love they want to give you.

go love yourself ironically. the worst thing that happens is that you end up tricking your reflection into actually loving you.