#autistic rory williams

[funkylildragonfella]

They're The Autistic Quartet and you cannot convince me otherwise.

[theangelofbrahma]

[transgenderdoctorwhomst-old]

Rorys constant autistic stare is everything to me. What a mood

[gallifreyanhotfive]

Hello all, I have decided to make a new blog to showcase my obsession with Doctor Who.

Brief intro:

Name: Abel

Pronouns: he/him

Favorite Doctor: I can't decide; it's a toss up between 5, 6, and 8.

Favorite companion: Also difficult--between Nyssa, Evelyn, Fitz, and Jamie

Favorite bad guy: The Master

Media I consume: TV, Big Finish audios, novelizations....anything with the words Doctor Who on it.

Ships: Doctor/Master, Doctor/Jamie, Nyssa/Tegan, Doctor/Fitz, Doctor/River, Amy/Rory, Doctor/Yasmin, many many more

[is-your-blorbo-neurodivergent]

does he have anxiety, autism, and dyspraxia?

submit your own characters here to be featured!

reason: Bro look at him, he is socially awkward and excited when asked about his special interests

submitted by @sovereignofsoup

[soulsam]

Sam Winchester x multiples of 5 for the ask game!

LIV!! hi!!!! yes thank you i will always take an opportunity to ramble about samuel william winchester my darling my beloved my everything

5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?

oh my god this is such a tough question because there are multiple ;-; one is definitely bubblegum bitch because of that legendary edit. another is "something super sweet" by rory webley which as YOU already know is my season 8-9 sam anthem of choice. there are also like a whole bunch of coldplay songs that i think of right away...trouble is probably the biggest one, but paradise and hurts like heaven are definitely up there. and those are not even the only coldplay songs on my sam playlist akjfhdjkfhdjk he's so coldplay-coded. to me. and just for you. just because it is you who asked this question. forget to remember, by mudvayne. from the saw II soundtrack.

(i did an AWFUL job answering the original question but idc!!! i love music, sue me :P)

10. Could you be best friends with this character?

yes. my toxic trait is that i honestly do believe i could be besties with sam winchester. when i'm watching the show i often find myself saying stuff that sam then says seconds after me. he and i could be true crime girlies together (leave me alone okay i promise i'm normal about it). we have drift compatible autism i just know it. we could therapize each other i think

15. What's your favorite ship for this character? (Doesn't matter if it's canon or not.)

ok now you're just indulging me :P the answer is and has always been and will always be WINCEST. SAMDEAN. THE BLOWJOB BROTHERS. how can you not love them. they're brothers they're mother and son they're best friends they're coworkers they're affair partners they're married they're divorced they've got puppy crushes on each other and they have the deepest and most profound love in the universe. they're everything and i love them and i'll never get them out of my brain as long as i live. when i get old and develop alzheimer's i will forget my own mother's name before i forget about them, i just know it. i have never been more autistic about anything than i am about them. to say they've altered my brain chemistry would be the understatement of the millennium. they are everything and i owe my gf my ENTIRE LIFE for showing me a post about sex and violence and opening my eyes to the truth of the wincest gospel

20. Which other character is the ideal best friend for this character, the amount of screentime they share doesn't matter?

oh no this is a tough one too...especially because i haven't finished the show yet ;-; but just from what i know so far...i do think i have to pick rowena. i'm biased as fuck because i think they should have let sam learn to do witchcraft but also. they're just really funny together. and i think crowley and dean would both be really pissed.

honorable mention goes to pre-ahbl ava because i love ava and i've also seen hunted like six times for. um. reasons. and they're just so cute when she's helping him investigate ;-; meg 2.0 might also have been kinda funny.

conclusion: give! sam!! a girlbestie!!!! please!!!!!!

25. What was your first impression of this character? How about now?

ok this one is slightly unfair because i went in knowing i was and would be a samgirl. i had technically seen some of the show before i started for real last october (though i only remembered pieces of the pilot and pieces of mystery spot) and because sam is ~the intellectual one~ (and the one with longer hair. lmao) i was almost certain he'd be more my type than dean.

BUT. INTERESTINGLY. i do think i was actually kind of a stealth deangirl at first. either that or i'm just Easily Manipulated cause i totally fell for dean's unreliable narration and let myself get mad at sam for things i don't hold against him at all anymore. that's not to say i've turned my back on dean, i adore him, but sam !!!! sam!!!!! he's my everything and he's never done anything wrong in his LIFE.

also. fun and terrible fact. back when i was still watching the first few seasons i used to cringe at any screenshots of him in seasons like. 11 or later. i hate change and convinced myself he looked terrible for the entire latter third of the series. can you believe that. it's so funny though because now i'm like. ok. best sam look, mid-late s8. but SECOND best? SEASON 12. HOLY SHIT SEASON 12 SAM. JESUS CHRIST. i finally saw american nightmare the other day and they hit me with the back-to-back priest outfit and red sweater and i was about to faint like some kind of victorian maiden. hoooooly shit. something something frog in boiling water or whatever but oh my god. late seasons sam. cannot believe i turned my back on him for so long. shameful!!!!

anyway !!! THANK YOU for sending in this ask aaa im sorry i went so crazy on it shfdkjhkdjfhdk i'll really be making the lightest commentary in my tags and almost zero personal posts and then someone sends me an ask and all of a sudden i become the world's chattiest cathy. yes this is an open invitation for anyone to send me asks at any time btw. give me more reasons to be chatty (if you dare)!!!

[identity-library]

Disability (Films)

A:

A Christmas Prince (2017)

Emily Charlton (Spina Bifida, Wheelchair User)

All Together Now (2020)

Chad (Wheelchair User)

Ricky (Autistic)

A Quiet Place (2018)

Regan Abbott (Deaf)

Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)

Kashekim Nedakh (Blind)

Avengers: Civil War (2016)

James "Rhodey" Rhodes (Paralyzed, Wheelchair User)

B:

Big Hero 6 (2014)

The Ringleader (Partially Blind)

Brave (2012)

King Fergus (Amputee)

C:

Cha Cha Real Smooth (2022)

Lola (Autistic)

Children of a Lesser God (1986)

Sarah Norman (Deaf)

Christmas Ever After (2020)

Izzi Simmons (Wheelchair User)

CODA (2021)

Frank Rossi (Deaf)

Jackie Rossi (Deaf)

Leo Rossi (Deaf)

Cyrano (2021)

Cyrano de Bergerac (Dwarfism)

D:

Dumbo (2019)

Holt Farrier (Amputee)

E:

Eastrail 177 (Trilogy)

Elijah Price/Dr. Glass (Osteogenesis Imperfecta, Cane/Wheelchair User)

Elio (2025)

Elio Solis (Partially Blind)

Eternals (2021)

Makkari (Deaf)

F:

Feel the Beat (2020)

Zuzu (Deaf)

Finding Dory (2016)

Destiny (Low Vision)

Dory (Short-Term Memory Loss)

Sheldon (Allergies)

Finding Nemo (2003)

Dory (Short-Term Memory Loss)

Nemo (Underdeveloped Fin)

Sheldon (Allergies)

Forgive Us Our Trespasses (2022)

Paul (Limb Difference)

Forrest Gump (1994)

Daniel Taylor (Amputee)

Forrest Gump (Unspecified Intellectual Disability)

Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)

David (Deaf)

Fullmetal Alchemist (2017)

Edward Elric (Amputee)

G:

H:

Home on the Range (2004)

Lucky Jack (Amputee)

How to Train Your Dragon (Franchise)

Gobber the Belch (Amputee)

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock ||| (Amputee)

Toothless (Amputee)

I:

Inside I'm Dancing (2004)

Michael Connolly (Cerebral Palsy, Wheelchair User)

Rory O'Shea (Muscular Dystrophy, Wheelchair User)

Inspector Gadget (Franchise)

Sanford "Dr. Claw" Scolex (Amputee)

J:

James and the Giant Peach (1996)

Earthworm (Blind)

Glowworm (Partially Deaf)

K:

Keep the Change (2017)

David Cohen (Autistic)

Sarah Silverstein (Autistic)

L:

Lemonade Mouth (2011)

Alex (Unspecified Disability, Wheelchair User)

Love & Other Drugs (2010)

Maggie Murdock (Parkinson's Disease)

Luca (2021)

Massimo Marcovaldo (One Arm)

M:

Margarita with a Straw (2014)

Laila Kapoor (Cerebral Palsy, Wheelchair User)

Marvel (Franchise)

James "Bucky" Barnes (Amputee)

Nebula (Amputee)

Nick Fury (Partially Blind)

Odin Borson (Partially Blind)

Phil Coulson (Amputee)

Stephen Strange (Nerve Damage)

Thor (Amputee, Partially Blind)

Maya and the Three (2021)

Zatz (Partially Blind)

Muppet Treasure Island (1996)

Blind Pew (Blind)

Long John Silver (Amputee)

N:

Newsies (1992)

Crutchy (Limited Mobility, Crutch User)

Nimona (2023)

Ballister Boldheart (Amputee, Prosthetic User)

O:

P:

Peter Pan (1953)

Captain Hook (Amputee)

Pinocchio (1940)

Gideon (Mute)

Pinocchio (2022)

Fabiana (Limp)

Pirates of the Caribbean (Franchise)

Mistress Ching (Blind)

Q:

Quest for Camelot (1998)

Garrett (Blind)

R:

Resident Evil (Franchise)

Charles Ashford (Unspecified Disability, Wheelchair User)

Rogue One (2016)

Chirrut Îmwe (Blind)

Run (2020)

Chloe Sherman (Asthma, Diabetes, Heart Condition, Paralyzed, Wheelchair User)

S:

Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021)

Razor Fist (Amputee)

Sharp Stick (2022)

Zach (Down Syndrome)

Shazam! (2019)

Frederick "Freddy" Freeman (Limited Mobility)

Ship of Fools (1965)

Carl Glocken (Dwarfism)

Sound of Metal (2019)

Joe (Deafened)

Ruben Stone (Hard of Hearing)

Spies in Disguise (2019)

Killian (Amputee)

Star Wars (Franchise)

Darth Maul (Multi-Limb Amputee)

Luke Skywalker (Amputee)

Strange World (2022)

Legend (Amputee)

T:

The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)

Homer Parish (Multi-Limb Amputee)

The Evil Dead (1981)

Ashley "Ash" Williams (Amputee)

The Fundamentals of Caring (2016)

Trevor (Muscular Dystrophy)

The Great Mouse Detective (1986)

Fidget the Bat (Amputee)

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)

Quasimodo (Hunchback)

The Lone Ranger (2013)

Red Harrington (Amputee)

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

Dr. Finkelstein (Unspecified Disability, Wheelchair User)

The Peanut Butter Falcon (2019)

Zak (Down Syndrome)

The Princess and the Frog (2009)

Mama Odie (Blind)

The Secret of the Jade Medallion (2013)

Cornelia (Amputee)

The Three Musketeers (1993)

Captain Rochefort (Partially Blind)

The Village (2004)

Ivy Walker (Blind)

Noah Percy (Unspecified Developmental Disability)

Tinkerbell (Franchise)

Lord Milori (Amputee, Limited Mobility)

Rani (Amputee, Limited Mobility)

Treasure Island (1950)

Long John Silver (Amputee, Crutch User)

Treasure Planet (2002)

John Silver (Multi-Limb Amputee)

U:

V:

W:

Wish (2023)

Dahlia (Unspecified Disability, Crutch User)

Wonder (2017)

Auggie Pullman (Facial Difference)

X:

Y:

Z:

#:

101 Dalmatians (1996)

Mr. Skinner (Mute)

[allthoseotherworlds]

List of Tags:

This is a list of tags I am using/intend to use to organize things. This is a reference for myself so I can stay consistent when tagging things.

This is a living document that I intend to add to as I need new tags. Not all of these tags are currently in use.

Misc:

I am talking: For original posts and reblogs I have commented on

About my life: For me talking about things happening in my life in general

I am Just Some Guy (gender neutral): For me rambling/ranting about stuff I Have Opinions About, to remind you that I am Just Some Guy (gender neutral) on the internet and my opinions are not authoritative

Artron: For posts about my cat, Artron

Fictional stories: For people's original fiction

Non-fictional stories: For people's stories about their lives

Art: For art that is not fandom-related

Memes: For memes/humour/jokes that are not fandom-related

Informational: For posts from which a person could theoretically learn something

Doctor Who:

Doctor Who: For all Doctor Who content, regardless of medium/era

Classic Who: For Classic Doctor Who and the 1994 movie

New Who: For New Who, from 2005 onwards, including the new stuff on Disney but not including spinoff shows like Torchwood, which should be tagged separately with the show name

Audio Who: For the Big Finish audio adventures

The Doctor: For the Doctor as a character, regardless of incarnation

First Doctor/Second Doctor/Third Doctor/Fourth Doctor/Fifth Doctor/Sixth Doctor/Seventh Doctor/Eighth Doctor/Ninth Doctor/Tenth Doctor/Eleventh Doctor/Twelfth Doctor/Thirteenth Doctor/Fourteenth Doctor (I give up. For tagging purposes this is David Tennant again, but let it be known that I am unhappy about it)/Fifteenth Doctor/War Doctor/Fugitive Doctor: The relevant incarnation of the Doctor

The Tardis: For posts directly about the Tardis, not just her incidental inclusion in backgrounds

The Master: For the Master as a character, regardless of incarnation, including Missy

Ainley Master/Delgado Master/Roberts Master/Jacobi Master/Simm Master/Dhawan Master/Crispy Master/Missy: The relevant incarnation of the Master

aroace Doctor: For anything about the Doctor being aroace (aro or ace content individually is also here)

autdhd Doctor: For anything about the Doctor being autistic and/or ADHD

Companions and other characters are tagged with their full names: Rose Tyler, Martha Jones, Donna Noble, Amy Pond, Rory Williams, Clara Oswald, Bill Potts, Yasmin Khan, Ryan Sinclair, Graham O'Brien, Romanadvoratrelundar, Jack Harkness, River Song, etc. Characters without a clear last name (Adric, Leela) are tagged with just their first name.

Posts about a specific episode are tagged with the episode name

Doctor Who Memes: For meme/humour/joke posts about Doctor Who

Doctor Who Art: For art about Doctor Who, including music and videos

Circular Galifreyan: For art done in Circular Gallifreyan

Circular Gallifreyan Reference: For images from the show depicting Circular Gallifreyan

Doctor Who Stories: For Doctor Who fanfic

Doctor Who Gifs: for gifs

Doctor Who Meta: For posts analyzing something about Doctor Who. May include posts not intended to be about Doctor Who but which have The Vibe

Other miscellaneous tags: Regeneration

Star Trek:

Star Trek: For anything Star Trek related, regardless of series

Series are tagged as: TOS/TAS/TNG/DS9/VOY/ENT/NuTrek (for the 2009 reboot movies)/LWD (Lower Decks)/DSC (Discovery)/PIC (Picard)/Star Trek Prodigy (Prodigy doesn't seem to have a good shortened tag)/SNW (Strange New Worlds)

The movies that are likely to come up are: The Search For Spock/The One With The Whales (ST IV The Voyage Home)/First Contact. If any other movies need tags I'll figure it out then and add them here

Autistic Julian: For anything about Julian Bashir being autistic

Julian's genetics: For anything about Julian Bashir's genetic enhancements

Characters are tagged with their names, not their ranks. First and last names are used except for characters with only one name (Q, Odo). This includes Skrain Dukat and Winn Adami. I can't find Kai Opaka's first name so she is tagged as Kai Opaka.

Posts about specific episodes are tagged with the episode name

Star Trek Memes: For meme/humour/joke posts about Star Trek

Star Trek Art: For art about Star Trek, including music and videos

Star Trek Stories: For Star Trek fanfic

Star Trek Gifs: For gifs

Star Trek Meta: For text posts analyzing something about Star Trek. May include posts not intended to be about Star Trek but which have The Vibe

[fairy-writes]

I’m looking for a platonic matchup any gender is fine. Doctor who Match up please

I’m autistic and I can be sensitive to light, nutty textures, some wooly textures. When I’m overwhelmed I shut down.

I Like: Cartoons, Uk steam locomotives, watching disaster documentaries, any hoodies, my oodie, dogs, tenpin bowling, Harry potter

I dislike: Spiders, Heights without safety barriers (really big fear) nutty textures, some wooly textures, spelling,

I tend to have severe anxiety especially in big crowded spaces so I would prefer if I hung out somewhere quiet.

In a friend I would like them to check up on me often as I often spiral and need someone to talk to as my family doesn’t really understand. I just want them to also vibe with me and I can vibe with them

HI LOVELY! I’M SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG

I pair you with… Rory Williams!

So as a nurse, Rory has a lot of experience talking with all kinds of people, so it isn’t surprising that you two become friends! He makes sure any nutty or wooly textures are nowhere to be found when the two of you hang out. It’s always at either your house or his or somewhere quiet, like a library, where the two of you can just read books and chat. 

Another fun hang-out idea is to chill at either of your houses and just watch documentaries and shows! He’s also partial to disaster documentaries,  but he also is a fan of sports and some cartoons, but it’s a pretty even distribution between your likes and his. It’s also tradition to have a Harry Potter marathon once a year whenever you guys feel like watching it. 

Rory does wonders for your anxiety. He’s used to handling difficult patients but doesn’t treat you like one. Instead, he treats you with respect and tries the best he can to help you. He gives you a phone that’ll connect to his even if he’s in another time period with the Doctor and Amy and tells you you can call him any time if you are struggling :)

[ebenelephant]

how to further autistic rory williams agenda?

how to further autistic amy pond agenda?

[everyonesonthespectrum]

Today’s Autistic character of the day is:

Rory Williams from Doctor Who

[funkylildragonfella]

They're The Autistic Trio/Quartet and you cannot convince me otherwise

[ao3feed-doctorwho]

In Song and in Death

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3C2a8i8

by Destiny_in_the_Universe

For the longes time, Amy Pond was another face in the crowd even if she had met and traveled with the Doctor; though upon receiving a letter from an old friend, things take a drastic turn for better or worse as the truth behind Amy's past reveals itself and the fate of the Pond family comes into play.

Words: 644, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of An Oath to Keep

Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Multi

Characters: Amy Pond (Doctor Who), Rory Williams, Eleventh Doctor, River Song, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley

Relationships: Amy Pond/Rory Williams, Eleventh Doctor/River Song, Amy Pond & River Song, The Doctor & Amy Pond (Doctor Who), Eleventh Doctor & Amy Pond & Rory Williams

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Harry Potter Setting, BAMF Amy Pond (Doctor Who), Eleventh Doctor Era, Neurodiversity, The Doctor Has ADHD (Doctor Who), Magically Powerful Harry Potter, Parents Amy Pond/Rory Williams, River Song Being River Song, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Post-War, Autistic Harry Potter, Eleventh Doctor & Amy Pond Friendship, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3C2a8i8

[arodrwho]

aaa short list of characters who Are Autistic:

dr who

harry wells (e-2 version)

lilo pelekai

bill potts

barry allen

cisco ramon

temperance brennan

spencer reid

sherlock holmes

luna lovegood

hermione granger

dirk gently

amanda brotzmann

kara danvers

clint barton

parker

rey

finn

rose tico

luke skywalker

mmmmmmmmmmm han solo

oh right oh right fuck, mycroft holmes

........chiana

walter bishop.

astrid farnsworth (e-1 and e-2 versions bc I Said So)

alec hardison probably

caitlin snow tbh

(so much of team flash is autistic..........so much..........)

burton guster.

abby sciuto

ducky

leroy jethro gibbs

castiel

milo thatch

right uhhhhhh newt geizler

hermann gottlieb

arthur shappey

martin crieff

rosa diaz

raymond holt

amy santiago

charles boyle

BART

the rowdy 3

gon freecss

alluka zoldyck

mayb killua zoldyck too, who know

naruto

rock lee

GAara yes

edward elric

alphonse elric

deku

froppy

iida

L

septimus heap....

penelope garcia

cHELL I NEARLY FORGOT

river tam

simon tam

will graham

neville longbottom

charlie weasley

arthur weasley

remus lupin

hAGRID

matt murdock my dude

klaus baudelaire

violet baudelaire

sunny baudelaire

all might

steven universe

su garnet

su pearl

su peridot

elena alvarez

syd

zuko

toph

katniss everdeen

pkmn red

ash ketchum

james

rory williams...

jo grant!!!

okoye

september

the. guy. al. from the flash what's his name uh. he's alchemy? albert? something? maybe uh. tom felton dude. u kno the one

mmmm the girl from runaways, the youngest one, molly hernandez i think? her. yea

oh uh. juliet o'hara. she's autistic too

OH mozzie. yes

neal caffrey?

data

spock

drax

groot

mantis

others.........so many others...........

[st-riley-the-brave]

[ Meet the Engineer!]

[ Photo taken September 2016 ]

[ T h e B a s i c s ] + Name | Jennifer. + Nicknames | Jenn, Riley-Mun, Sunshine/Sunny [nickname given to me by some co-workers that I kept]. + Alias | The Engineer. + Age | 34. + Birthday | 4 October 1983.

[ T h e P h y s i c a l ] + Hair | Dark brown with faint red/auburn highlights. + Eyes | Brown. + Build | Average. + Height | 5'3". + Weight | …holy crap. Maybe 105 lb.??

[ T h e P e o p l e ] + Muses | Riley Cranston [ @st-riley-the-brave ], Rory Davenport [ @rory-spitfire-davenport ], Audergine Wright [ @that-darn-constable ], Lt. William Bush [ @lt-william-bush ], and a new multi-muse: the Magic Knights [ @mahou-shoujo-kishi ]. [Side note–I’ve been writing for 10+ years outside of Tumblr, and been writing in Tumblr for less than a year.] + Hobbies | Writing, music, sleep, food, my boyfriend, chatting up a storm, steampunk, the occasional crafts in the form of jewelry making or plastic-canvas needlepoint, make-up. And real-life Riley. + Pets | Judah [gray cat, 2 years young]. + Birthplace | Miami, Florida, United States. + Hometown | DeLand, Florida, United States.

[ T h e S o c i e t a l ] + Occupation | Drive-thru “engineer” and Crew Trainer at McDonald’s. + Marital Status | “Happily promised, folks!!”. + Face Claim | Anne Hathaway [if need be]. + Important mental alterations to note | Depression, anxiety, developmental trauma [a form of PTSD], Asperger’s syndrome [high-functioning and of the autistic spectrum]. + Tea or Coffee | Iced mocha in the morning when at work. Otherwise tea all the way.

[ T h e M u s i c a l ] + Favorite Song of All Time | “Transmission” by Joy Division. + Favorite Band of All Time | New Order. + Tune'age of Choice | Old-school alternative, new wave, synthpop, old-school punk, old-school rap, Britrock, some classic pop here and there, old-school freestyle, neoclassical, sacred classical choral, some grunge, and Johnny Cash. + Recommended Tune'age for the sake of examples | The Smiths, Talking Heads, Depeche Mode, The Clash, Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five, Oasis, some old-school Michael Jackson, Stevie B, A Winged Victory for the Sullen, "Joy To The World" by Richard Proulx, Pearl Jam, and... well... Johnny Cash. + Other Tune'age I Listen To | David Bowie, The Beatles, Radiohead, The Verve, Placebo, Material Issue, Miracle Legion/Polaris, R.E.M., Duran Duran, Elton John, Tears for Fears, P.I. Tchaikovsky, The Ramones. And if I need be asked, N*Sync over the BackStreet Boys any day.

[ T h e E x t r a S t u f f ] + Favorite Soup | Tie between ramen, pho, and New England clam chowder. + Favorite Movies | Disney's "Beauty and the Beast" [the animated version] and "2001: A Space Odyssey". + Pandora or Spotify | Spotify. + Favorite Season of the Year| The transition into fall through early spring. + Verse |Meanwhile in Florida… [Out Of Character].

[kickassgrandma911]

I Have Been Collecting...

So, I’ve been collecting quotes from all my friends for almost a year now, under this post is a list of way too many quotes. Enjoy you beautiful boys

"I'm cold, I'm wet, BUT I HAVE A LEMON!" "Snuff on these kinkboy" "This motherfucker has a white house!" "Condom Fighters." "I wake up, I hit my head, and then I die" "Uhm... Aargh?" "I guess I'd get kicked" "Spooky cave whack time" "Hi, sex please?" "They bit that poor dolphin right on the dick" "They're even cute when they're humping each other" "Oh, 'I'M SORRY GOD. YOU KNOW ME.' " "Cindy Lou Who is thicc" "My pot stickers attacked me" "Don't talk while your mouth is open" "I've always wanted a restraining order" "Please think before you speak" "Wait, I need to get the walnuts" "I always touch it" "yeah dude other than the fact that they kill your grandpa and take all the wonderbread from your house and leave you with like 3 toasters but no bread" "Okay we need to talk about who put the jellyfish in my bed" "You can call the cops, just don't tell your mom" "OOHOOHOHO YEAH I KNOW HOW TO SKIP!" "Wigger." "Stop fingering my pizza" "Let's go sell my pants and learn how to pick flowers." "I love war!" "I don't endorse suicide but she should consider it." "Ah no! He has his pants back on." "Peepee battleboys" "So today I lit two flies on fire and then pissed on them." "Cereal only tastes good if you're stealing it from Matthew's house." "Just pee on the damn insects" "Alright, I need to kill the gnomes" "I'm so ethnic. I'm eating a crepe" "It smells like wind" "There's a movie called bagel.. Batman?" "Yeah! I love bein' grumpy." -stealing all the napkins at a DQ- "These are free right?" "When it rains crusty nut" "There was pain" "Fuck it I hate money anyway." "Remember the time Ben Old Yellered Timmy?" "Ben you're the most homosexual straight man I've ever met." "You either hang yourself or you don't." "Grant did you just get door dash at 2AM?" "What kind of bitch uses one swipe of chapstick!?" "I need my human!" "PUT EM IN! PUT EM IN HER MOUTH!!!" "I love coffee and I wanna kill myself" "Dog! Fake dog. that is a horse..." "That is a very sad penis..." "These strawberries make me hard" "OOOAAAOOHH! ..... She licked me with her warm moist tongue" "Its not alcohol.... so I don't want any" "Okay that's enough 'Fuck's' out of you" "If a white person whips it's called slavery" "Hello! And Oh no, there's a tiddy!" "Michael Cera, standing behind you, denying the holocaust" "Did you just take a SINGLE fucking cinnamon toast crunch!?" "You're a special kind of Thot Rory. You're The Honest Obligated Toucher" "You're doing me a heckin' fright!" "I could do math on her nose" "Hype men are people, not objects." "I'm not hitting on you I just wanna see you shirtless" "I just wanna buy my rocks, leave me alone!!!" "I'm trying but my white blood cells aren't nearly as ripped as yours" "I'm not a fuckboy I just don't wanna be lonely" "HOW DO YOU MAKE THE HOLOCAUST FAMILY FRIENDLY KYLE!?!?" "You can take my life, you can take my liberties, you can take everything I love, BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE MY SHOES!!!" "Are you excited about your bread?" "She just wants some dirty rubz" "IT'S THE NEVER ENDING NUT!!!" "Your face aren't in my tiddies" "I was watching my ultrasound, EXCUSE ME!" "YOU PUT A GRAPE IN MY DR PEPPER!?" "I'm sorry but every group needs a vagina." "Then Matthew just busts a nut out of his fucking facial holes!" "It's stuck in my nostrils!!!" "Frog. Man. At. Me." "You can create your own dong when you get home" "Holy shit.. well fuck drugs, I'll just wear these." "Gas leaks are cool" -Taylor 2k17 "Economically, I'm a jew." "SpongeBob Squarecunt" "Sex and a BLT" "Your beard is like a piggu that's been conditioning" "Challenge him to a lumberjackoff" "You can nut while doing your homework" "He ate dirt, ketchup and peanut shells." "I love moist." "Family communal bong" "WHO ATE MY CORN PLANT!?!?" "Stop bustin' my chops!!!" "Y'all mind if I juice?" "Shhh! I'm trying to watch Hacker 3!!!" "I CONTROL THE TREES WITH MY MIND!" "He's a monster! That bow-tied fuck!" "Tupac hologram is the Hatsune Miku of America" "I feel like Kyle has no problems with taking his pants off." "Dude, imagine Jews." "Your WCW doesn't go to soda..."

That was all page 1, now, page 2

"Oh I wouldn't even fight them we'd already be in the bedroom snoggin'" "In the middle of doing it while drunk I said 'prove to me you destroyed the death star'" BROTHER!!!" "Yo, you wanna eat my nuts?" "I come bearing burritos!" "YOU'RE SELLING MY SOUL TO FUCKING COMCAST!?" "Sourdough is the taste of San Francisco" "Why would you want a white, pasty Jesus when you could have a smelly fish one?" "He's gonna be my throne of minorities." "Hey pretty lady, wanna.. share a lunchables sometime?" "IT'S WHEN YOU WANNA FUCK YOUR MOM!!!" "A whopper in disguise." "Anneversary of womb escape" "I feel like Waluigi vapes..." "STOP MAKIN' FUN OF PEOPLE WITH TRAIN TRACKS!!!" "I'm not fat shaming Bigfoot!" "It's not herpes if you don't get tested!" "I can't believe you smoke palm tree..." "Monica Lewinsky succed the soul out of him." "Whoopi Goldbergs autistic stepson." "A fuckin chicken bake from Costco MAAAANNNN" "In the words of William Shakespeare, eat shit faggot" "He making me sticky!!!!!" "AP Satanism." "What..? You guys don't have urges to smack things too..?" "Mr Bengford looks like the kinda guy to eat at the Chum Bucket." "I LOVE THE MUSH!!!" "My elbow is African American" "RORY!!!! I NEED YOUR FACE!!" "... can you open a dick ?" "Dog shit needs no pants" "You need to craft a bunch of iron daggers." "... are you calling Raven thicc..?" "The only one that can touch my boob is my dad." "I need something in my mouth.." "Poke my hole" "Gimme a sec I gotta take a wicked piss." "Just ignore Bens suffering" "I FORGOT I HAD ASTHMA!" "We Are Never Naked Together. Okay???" "I hope god is real so I can go to hell." "Yeah, you were kinda a butthole freshman year" "ShUT THE FUCK UP I'M TALKING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER!" "He has the personality of a saltine cracker." "Bang-la-DESH!" "Did you fuck her hair yet?" "I just put a pussy sign..." "it's hard to climb the tiny peepee..?" "I'm actually watching gay porn for the plot right now." "please don't ruin Kirby.." "don't vape on the fucking pizza!"