#autistic beast

[spacegirlstims]

#1 autistic beast stimboard for april fools day :3

also you all get absolutely booped

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requests: closed || rules in pinned post

incase the credits get deleted:

1. gif created by crunchyslime, original video by resin.bymegan on instagram!

2. gif by stimmingpuppet, original video by stoccafisso_production on tiktok!

3. gif created by talosstims, original video by freebasedmt on tiktok!

4. gif created by slimesprinkles, original video by keepingfishsimple on youtube!

6. gif created by fishstims, original video by shrimptastic.wp on instagram!

7. gif by stimmingpuppet, original video by stoccafisso_production on tiktok!

8. gif created by pridesquishy, original video by muse_glass on instagram! unfortunately their account is private so i can’t find the original video. :(

9. gif created by crunchyslime, original video by resin.bymegan on instagram!

[riflerat]

What teh

[autism-swagger]

This is literally me btw. When you're mean to me this is who you're being mean to.

[appendingfic]

Shadow: Why would I wait for you to finish what you're saying when I know exactly what it is?

[knifegremliin]

this thing is literally the tbh creature

[hollis-art]

playing dress up with my favorite dolls !! yippee!!

[i-eat-mold]

Y’all are not ready for the next thing I’m cooking up

[josieminstatattoo]

More bg3 tattoo designs, this time lae'zel!

[icarusredwings]

Thinking about Autistic Asexual Charles and how many times Hank, his unofficial caregiver just stands here like "Jesus christ Charles you're going to 'play chess' with Erik AGAIN? This is like.. the 5th time this week." And Charles, with the most smug expression just says "What can I say, Hank? I like chess. And I always win."

Only to see the look of concern on Hanks face as he's like "Well.. alright.. it's your life I guess."

And while yes, he could very easily just read his mind, he's learning that, that's quite rude to do so without invitation.

The thing is, though, Charles is a massive flirt, and honestly, I think it should be taken with a grain of salt. My man is a master of persuasion and has actively learned how to tell people what they want to hear to get his way when growing up, so now, as an adult, it seems charming and flirtatious. And yes, some of it IS flirtatious, but it's not the "What a lovely dress that is." Rather him just looking at Erik and saying "Precisely." With a smug smirk and heart eyes.

Certian words are for certain people. Hank gets certainly and exactly. Erik gets precisely and "Why, of course, my old friend."

This being said I love the idea of Hank coming to tell him that a student tattled on oppisite gendered students together in their room at night and Charles is like "okkaayy...?? And?"

Hank just rolls his eyes and is like "Charles-" and Charles is like, "OH- oh right. Gosh, I keep forgetting.." then rolls his own eyes. "Teenagers.."

Also, I love thinking about how Erik is so confused and so flustard by how WEIRD Charles flirts. He can be over here complimenting a ladies hair and buying drinks for her only to turn to Erik the moment they ask if he has anyone at home with a smooth "Not yet."

And Erik stands there like "???!!?? Does he mean me or her?" Only for Charles to lowkey abandon the woman and come to Erik like "I wanna go home now. Its boring here."

"Won't you be more bored in your massive mansion?"

"Not with you Magnus. I can't afford to be bored of you."

*Magnus brain malfuction Error code g a y ??!!?*

Charles just smirks that small shit eating grin he does and goes "Come now, Someone's gotta keep an eye on you and unfortunately Satan himself favors me."

Like WHAT is this poetry?? SIR!!!?? Romantic mother fucker.

"And I want a grilled cheese."

Magneto??? More like malewife.

Funny enough, they get there, and nothing happens. Charles gets his grilled cheese. They theoretically argue over how the perfect grilled cheese would be made, and Charles goes to bed. Erik leaves, afraid of what Charles might see in his head if he stays.

He's so afraid of ruining their friendship with these "sinful" thoughts but Charles waves him goodbye through the window just before he drives away- And Erik cant sleep that night.

Dozens of spare rooms. And none are big enough to keep his feelings behind locked doors, so he drives home. Stares at his ceiling. Wishing he'd only gather the courage to ask to stay..

[whereserpentswalk]

A merman purposes.

[snorpdawg]

Autistic Headcanons: Wambus Troubleham (Bugsnax, 2020)

“I must look mighty foolish stickin' to my guns like this. But you don't give up just ‘cause things get tough. If nobody else believes in me, I gotta believe in myself.”

[gayhenrycreel]

auctober day 25: pets

this is Squishy. she is angry and shrieks like a cougar, but is very cute and loves to stim.

she rubs her paws on smooth surfaces like she is digging, and she likes to be gently shaken (i call it jiggling). Squishy loves to be carried in a basket and she runs in circles in it, purring and screaming (her happy scream is different than the hate scream).

i get along with Squishy very well. i squeeze her because she likes being compressed, and she lets me squeeze some of her mush (only on the back of her neck). Squishy has EDS, so she has lots of very squishy velvety skin. her armpit flaps are like wings. i call her flabby skin her mush, and squeezing it is one of my favourite stims.

ive had Squishy since i was 4, shes old but still runs at full speed through the house.

she has many signs of autism (if she were human), specifically passive demand avoidance type. the only way to get her off a chair is to hold the chair and lift until its at least vertical. pulling Squishy off doesn't work because she digs her claws in, so the only solution is to get her to willingly move.

her claws are more curved than most cats, and she gets stuck in everything.

this causes her to scream so someone can rescue her. one time she got stuck in my shoulder. it was very painful because when she is stuck she thrashes. one time my mum found that she got stuck in the carpet and spun in circles, making it worse. Squishy had to be freed with scissors to cut the carpet.

i love Squishy, in spite of her rage. when i got back from a psychward she tried to climb me. she slept in my room for a whole week and i would write my spec bio project while she sat on my back (she refused to get off and i had to give her a ride).

Squishy is a very precious baby, no matter how much she makes disgusting noises with her flabby lips.

@autiebiographical

[metsaahenki]

critters siblings my beloved

[fallowyrm]

"Is this an autism thing or an alterhuman thing!?" it can be both <3

[7sharkie7]

Guess what I just watched!!! (Cries so hard I blow up.)

[cryptidcanid19]

shadow milk cookie is horrifically gay but homophobic at the same time i dont make the rules