#aussie inventions

[browniesbagoftricks]

we've never talked about "points in the last xxx rounds" so much until this year.

how about just looking at championship board?

[mayorofcattown]

You know normally I dunk on USAmericans for not understanding aussie slang but sometimes they're right. just found out aussies call toasted sandwiches "jaffles" and it is the dumbest name I've ever heard for anything in my life

apparently it refers exclusively to the ones made with the proper toasted sandwich makers, not the like. pan fried ones. but you could've still called it literally anything else

[lunasilvis]

Goob counting sheep 🐑💤

(check her ears hanging over like little trousers on a washing line)

[tealviscaria]

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[zombie-bait]

I’m genuinely starting to forget that cunt is like….. lowkey a “serious” swear that most people will NOT react well to irl. The internet has desensitized me and now I call anything and everything in my local vicinity “cunty.” One of these days I’m gonna say that shit in a professional setting and immediately feel my spirit vacate my body

[lestbian]

mako and white boy are so cute what the fuck...

[seungminnnie]

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[sharlsworld]

⋆⭒˚.⋆ i go lower - ʟɴ4 ☆

✿ lando norris x influencer reader + ex bf charles & ex best friend alexandra

✿ charles leclerc just keeps proving how much of a red flag he is

ᵃᵘᵗʰᵒʳˢ ⁿᵒᵗᵉ ୨୧ this is actually bad, i kept losing motivation so i just wanted to end it i’m so sorry

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two days after the monaco gp

f1wags

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f1wags charles with a mystery girl in monaco last night! trouble in paradise?

lordperceval that ain’t no mystery girl 😭

sharls_lerklerk thats alexandra saint mleux she’s y/n’s ex best friend

⤷ lady.georgerussell why’d they stop being friends?

⤷ sharls_lerklerk she got with her ex boyfriend before charles 😭

⤷ lady.georgerussell63 SHUT UP 😭

estiebestie charles red flag leclerc back at it again

ethereal.yn bop

tripod.gasly bro invented homie hopping

all4lando why is no one gonna talk about lando liking this post?

sharls.eclair bro got p1 his home race and don’t know how to act anymore 💀

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dannyric.canlickle LANDO??!

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ihateyn removed charles_leclerc and ynsbiggestfan as a follower

ihateyn unfollowed charles_leclerc and ynsbiggestfan

ihateyn

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ihateyn what the fuck i just woke up from my nap to my boyfriend out on a date with my ex best friend???

oscarpiastri I hate whores

francisca.cgomes i will cut his brakes

georgerussell63 Please dont cry queen I’ll run him off the track don’t worry

landonorris stand up

⤷ ihateyn i’m up

carlossainz55 Just say the word and I’ll make sure he’s never able to drive ever again I have nothing left to lose

lilymhe don’t be a little bitch

⤷ ihateyn you right you right

maxverstappen1 I’ll cut his dick off

sabrinacarpenter girl just tell me what to say and i’ll sing it for you dw

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yn

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yn all in my lonesome

francisca.cgomes he who shall not be named better sleep with one eye open

lorenzotl Je t'aime petite soeur ❤️

⤷ yn i love you too enzo 🤍

⤷ sharlsworld “i love you little sister”

lilymhe once i get my hands on him it’s over for him

lewishamilton Chin up girl, You’ll be alright. sending all my love ♥️

⤷ roscoelovescoco yes’s we love’s you’s!

⤷ yn i love you two 🥹🥹♥️

arthur_leclerc i love you forever sista, my day 1 😇😇

⤷ yn my partner in crime always 🤞🏽

joris__trouche Been quiet since you left

⤷ yn come over whenever you want, you’re always welcome joris 🫶🏽

⤷ sharls_leclercussy gasping for air rn

chillinlikechili charlotte liked??

leclerc_pascale Ne sois pas triste, le soleil brillera à nouveau. Je t'aime pour toujours, viens bientôt tu me manques ♥️🥰

⤷ yn je serai bientôt fini maman je t'aime

⤷ sharlsworld pascale said “don’t be sad, the sun will shine again. i love you forever, come over soon i miss you” y/n said “i’ll be over soon mom i love you”

charleslovesyn ok but joris’ comment? my soul is weeping right now

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yn

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yn 💌💐🎀🪩

landonorris who’s that handsome lad in the last slide? 😍

⤷ yn some bum i picked up on the side of the road

⤷ landonorris he looks absolutely yummy is he single 😈

⤷ yn get outta my comment section

leclerc_pascale Ma jolie fille! Tu me manques, douce fille 🤍🤍🤍

⤷ yn tu me manques aussi maman 💗

⤷ sharlsworld pascale said “my beautiful daughter! i miss you sweet girl” y/n said “i miss you too mom”

⤷ lovely_leclerc she’s literally the daughter she never had i’m sobbing 😭

alex_albon return him this instant

⤷ yn nahhhh

georgerussell63 Hmm interesting…

⤷ carmenmmundt Very interesting

landonorizz HELLLURRR WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE LAST SLIDE??

iactuallyhateyn moving on already?

⤷ yn can i not have guy friends?

lilymhe healing era rn revenge era coming soon trust guys 🥰

⤷ yn 😉

charlesismyman69 home hopping is crazy poor charles i hope he’s ok

⤷ landonorris yeah poor charles i wonder how he’s feeling after cheating on his girlfriend of 4 years with her ex best friend

⤷ oscarpiastri clocked him 🤣🤣

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charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc Yawn

alexandrasaintmleux 😍😍😍

⤷ forzacharles GIRL

oscarpiastri get out my face bro 💀💀 this is so embarrassing and bad for your image how do you sleep at night

⤷ charles_leclerc very good beside the love of my life. now run along with your master you little lap dog

⤷ oscarpiastri cmon we all know you wish you were still her little lap dog 😂 and is she really the love of your life or the only girl around with no self respect??

⤷ mclaren Oscar please don’t make us take your social media away

landonorris oh that not-

maxverstappen1 Brotha eughh

lilymhe downfall era 💀🔥

⤷ hoeforsainzzz lily muni he & oscar piastri y/n defenders & charles haters: confirmed

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estiebestie actually his downfall era though

lady.georgerussell erm what the sigma

carlando this should’ve stayed in the drafts

alex_albon this…not fye.

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yn

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yn life lately 🍉

leclerc_pascale My girl!! You’re like a breath of fresh air for my soul 🤍🤍

⤷ yn you always light up my day maman 🤍

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arthur_leclerc i totally won the diving contest idc what everyone else says

⤷ lorenzotl No I definitely did

⤷ yn you two basically belly flopped i won

scuderiaferrari We miss our girl! ❤️

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charlottesiine cutie pie 😉😘🥰😍

⤷ yn your the reason why 🙂‍↔️

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landonorris fucked that pasta up

⤷ yn no sauce was detected on that plate after lunch

francisca.cgomes living for this

georgerussell63 I fear you won

⤷ yn 🥇🥇

forzacharles SCREAMING RIGHT NOW WHAT IS GOING ON

estiebestie pascale? arthur? lorenzo? charlotte? i’m deceased

carlossainzappendix she’s winning in life

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yn

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yn worth the wait

landonorris i’d wait a million years for you

⤷ yn you’re to sweet to me

lilymhe this is the revenge era

maxverstappen1 That’s my favorite couple

francisca.cgomes WOOOOOO

leclerc_pascale My daughter deserves all the good in life 🥰 I love you my girl ❤️

⤷ yn i love you maman 💗

arthur_leclerc ❤️❤️

oscarpiastri Now I gotta deal with all the lovely dovey stuff

⤷ yn don’t act like your not happy about this

lewishamilton What did I say? Everything would be alright ❤️

⤷ yn so wise

lorenzotl My little star, you deserve all the love in the world 🌟💛

⤷ yn don’t make me cry enzo

joris__trouche 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

charlottesiine so happy for you pretty 💘

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landonorris

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landonorris i’ll find you in every lifetime

yn nothing can keep us apart

⤷ landonorris nothing at all

francisca.cgomes are we surprised? no

danielricciardo Tone down the pda in the paddock plz 🙏🏽

⤷ landonorris nah fam

carmenmmundt Awhh so happy for you two

⤷ yn marry me carmen

⤷ carmenmmundt I’ll meet you at the altar

⤷ landonorris i just got her and your already taking her away from me 💔

pierregasly Hittin the clubs tonight

lilymhe shoutout to those un loyal bitches!!

alex_albon george owes me 200 bucks

⤷ georgerussell63 Whatever

⤷ yn uh what

⤷ alex_albon i said his post would be more sappy then yours

⤷ landonorris i hate you both

[gottagho-st]

was about to say this post is very aussie coded…

then i realised who it was and knew (literally read your pinned post earlier tonight and got all giddy lmfao)

fuck you timezones fuck you shitty wifi fuck you broken discord

[chipperchemical]

what i think each Hermit's favourite Monster flavour would be (purely indulgent so i can combine my hyperfixations)

Bdubs: Ultra Peachy Keen

Cub: Java Salted Caramel

Doc: Invented his own flavour by mixing Ultra White, Ultra Black, Juiced Bad Apple, and liquid Nitrogen

Etho: Super Cola (he specially imports it)

False: Ultra Mango Loco

Gem: Mixxd Punch

Scar: Zero Sugar Original (but he often steals Grian's Pacific Punch because he actually prefers the taste but refuses to buy it himself (too much sugar))

Grian: Pacific Punch

Hypno: Redbull and he will defend it until he dies

Jevin: Juiced Mango Loco

Impulse: Nitro

Joe: Ultra Fiesta Mango

Keralis: Reserve White Pineapple

Mumbo: Original

Pearl: Juiced Aussie Lemonade

Ren: Ultra Paradise

Skizz: Drinks whatever his friends get

Joel: Juiced Monarch

Stress: Ultra Rosa

Tango: The Doctor

Beef: Ultra Gold Pineapple

Wels: Ultra White

xB: Assault

Xisuma: Doesn't do energy drinks

Zedaph: Buys something different every time

Cleo: Juiced Bad Apple

feel free to add on :) i'm Europe-based so don't get a lot of the odd flavours that you Americans get hehe

[nemosisworld]

Ta langue, ta langue sage qui invente ma peau, Ta langue de feu qui m'enflamme, Ta langue qui crée l'instant de folie, le délire du corps, Ta langue, fouet sacré, douce braise, Ta langue de chair sans vergogne, Ta langue qui m'explore et me découvre, Ta magnifique langue qui peut aussi dire qu'elle m'aime..

D. Jaramillo Agudelo

[motsimages]

Français de tumblr, je vous fais confiance : avez-vous des livres/brochures/webs sur les droits de travailleurs, l'histoire des grèves, organisation syndicale, etc. à me recommander ?

Je me sens sur le point de re-inventer les mouvements ouvriers du 19ème siècle, mais je sais bien qu'il y a pas mal des gens qui sont venues avant moi.

Extra points si vous avez des choses sur les indépendants/auto-entrepreneurs et le travail des femmes. Je sais que ça change par pays selon les lois, etc. (je suis espagnole), mais je sais aussi qu'il y a des thèmes généraux.

[j4m3s-b4k3r]

The Darkest Of Angels

The latest instalment in the MAD MAX series, FURIOSA, is not as inventive as its predecessor, FURY ROAD. There are few moments to match the kooky joy of seeing the DOOF WARRIOR thrashing his guitar made out of a bedpan, atop a truck full of Taiko drummers in this movie. But FURIOSA delivered, and not in the ways expected. It is dark. A post-nuclear Dickensian western. A harrowing tale of an orphan taken to the Wasteland workhouse. With no inheritance to save her day, she wants revenge. There's plenty of George Miller’s signature kinetic storytelling. This isn't mere mayhem, but a thoughtful meditation on war, revenge, grief, and hope, told in 5 chapters.

1: The Pole of Inaccessibility

“Do Not Look Away, You Mustn’t Look Away.”

The tale begins in the “Green Place”, an EDEN hidden in the Wasteland. Instead of an apple, a peach is plucked by a little girl - a much younger FURIOSA. For the first hour, the titular character is played by Alyla Browne, who gives an absolutely riveting performance. Many of the traumatic moments that will shape the character are dealt with by this incredible young actor. 

Furiosa is soon kidnapped by the motorbike crazies that populate the MAD MAX films. Unfortunately for the goons, Furiosa’s mum MARY JABASSA is a veritable fury, and relentlessly hunts them down. Played by Charlee Fraser, the character isn’t in the story for long but she absolutely fizzes with intensity while she’s on screen. Leaving a white hot afterglow that lasts for the rest of the film. Unfortunately, she is soon dealt with by the villain of the tale. 

When we first meet DEMENTUS, he is clothed in white robes, like a desert messiah in his tent. Hemsworth’s performance is one of the highlights of the film. Dementus has a rural Australian accent, and a speaking style reminiscent of earlier generations. This may be lost on anyone without a small town Australian grandfather, but for me it had a chilling effect. At once folksy, familiar and terrifying. Most of the quotable lines from this film are from Dementus. He’s a bad egg, but eminently watchable. A Long John Silver of the desert.

2: Lessons from the Wasteland

"Who's got the goods? The bollocks, the testes to ride with Dementus?! "

Anya Taylor-Joy was arresting, and did wonders with a largely non verbal role. She was a strange choice for the role though. Alyla Browne believably played a child version of Charlize Theron, but Anya Taylor-Joy’s distinctive features and slight frame aren’t going to look like Theron in 10-15 years time. 

When Charlize Theron’s FURIOSA spoke with a north American accent in FURY ROAD, I accepted it as possible in Miller’s Wasteland. After all, we’d already learned years ago that way out in the middle of the outback, you might meet... TINA TURNER. So yeah, that accent made sense in 2015. However, we now know that Furiosa’s parents and childhood accent were both Australian. Then, she somehow acquires a North American accent growing up in the Citadel. Surrounded by Aussie War Boys?

George Miller deservedly gets praise for his imaginative visual world building and storytelling, but sometimes his world doesn’t make ‘sense’. I know that these films are best taken as kinetic & operatic comic books, taking place in a mythic world. However, inconsistencies sometimes break the spell, popping me out of the movie watching experience, to ask real world questions. 

However, Tom Burke’s Aussie accent was flawless, and his turn as PRAETORIAN JACK was wonderful. A stoic character, with as many wounds and losses as any other wretch in this misbegotten landscape, but who hasn’t lost the ability to be humane.

3: The Stowaway

“Didja see that? How they fought for each other, this little army of two? Where were they going, so full of hope?”

Each MAD MAX film thus far took us to a completely new part of the Wasteland. FURIOSA too shows us a new location, the Green Place. Experienced for mere moments, before being hauled to locations we’d previously seen in FURY ROAD. 

Though shown 15-20 years earlier, they looked exactly the same. Instead of seeing The Citadel only partially built, ruled by a younger Immortan Joe (perhaps not yet needing his mask, but already showing the signs of physical frailties?) characters & locations look as they did in a movie set 15-20 years later.The only character who shows the passage of time is Furiosa herself. 

George Miller takes big swings with these MAD MAX films, but in completely different ways with each one. FURIOSA is back to a revenge story, which is where the series began, but with a completely different structure this time. Ending on a dialogue in the desert, instead of blow-the-hinges off action sequence. After the excitement of what came before, a verbal showdown in the desert was anticlimactic for some. ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST, climaxing with jibber jabber instead of Leone’s gunfight. For me though, this ending (and Hemsworth’s speech) was one of the high points of the film.

The film has many images that stay with me - A time-lapse shot of a young tree growing from a discarded wig. A lizard eats flies buzzing around a skull in the desert, only to be crushed under a racing motorbike tire. Parasailing marauders attack a giant truck from the sky. The sadistically twisted villain wears a child’s teddy bear. Owned by a victim? Or his own children from long ago? What a grimly beautiful world this is.

4: Homeward

“There will always be war. But to get home, Furiosa fought the world.”

Some critics said FURIOSA was “an epic slice of myth-making”, while others called it “a joyless, pointless, pretentious and inartistic slog”. Generally though, critical response was effusive. 90% on Rotten Tomatoes with an 89% audience score. Interestingly, these action films are consistently rated higher by critics than by audiences:

FURIOSA: 90%/89% FURY ROAD: 97%/86%  BEYOND THUNDERDOME: 79%/49%  ROAD WARRIOR: 94%/86%  MAD MAX: 90%/70% 

Also interesting, is that FURIOSA’s audience score is the highest of all the 5 films. Stranger still is that this favourable response didn’t result in box office success.. There are many theories as to why this is so. Although some say that this is the best prequel ever, any prequel is by definition unnecessary. Perhaps those that focus on a sidekick character will have a harder time connecting with audiences. Especially if the franchise’s main character is a no show. (Likewise, SHORT ROUND: AN INDIANA JONES SAGA might tank at the box office too, if Indy only has a cameo of mere seconds.)

This gets to why an audience decides to go see a movie. Personally, I just needed to know that George Miller - a director I’ve followed since my teens - was making another movie. That’s it. I was already in line before I knew what it was about. But most people, even MAD MAX fans, lost interest when they heard the famous character wasn’t in it. Joe & Jane Public bond with actors and characters. Directors not so much.

5. Beyond Vengeance

“D’ya have it in ya to make it epic?”

Movies used to be cheap entertainment, that audiences could afford to take a chance on, but they are expensive nowadays. Especially with all the bells & whistles of IMAX and reserved seating. People have been burned so many times by gushing press luring them to lame movies, that positive reviews and ‘buzz’ are now simply assumed to be studio psyops. Flatly ignored. Instead, if it’s a film they are unsure of, many prefer to wait a few weeks and try movies at home, affordably. On the big screen TVs & sound systems bought during the pandemic.

Given FURIOSA’s poor box office, we may never get the 6th instalment in the MAD MAX saga; WASTELAND. Which makes me regret that George Miller hadn’t made that film before this one. FURIOSA isn’t my fave of the MAD MAX films, but ranks high in my personal list. A fantastic addition to this series, that deserved more success than it got, sadly. Seeing George Miller stretch himself, in this mythic world he has constructed over decades, is a true cinematic joy.

“To feel alive, we seek sensation — any sensation to wash away the cranky black sorrow!”

[codumofr]

Les photos d’archives. Une telle mine d’or de connaissance et de culture. Un savoir qui doit être mis en avant et maintenu en vie dans le cœur des femmes et hommes pour se rappeler de l’histoire. Ainsi, voici 3 photos d'archives de la Première Guerre mondiale. Conflit majeur se déroulant de 1914 à 1918, il sera le théâtre des premières utilisations de l’aviation militaire, mais aussi des chars d’assaut et de la motorisation en temps de guerre tout en donnant de grandes avancées technologiques à l’artillerie et aux armes légères. La 1re guerre mondiale est donc surtout connue pour avoir été la guerre qui a vu la naissance de la cavalerie blindée, mais aussi de l’aviation militaire. Mais elle peut être aussi rattachée à des inventions et des premières qui aujourd’hui se retrouve dans le civil : Chirurgie d’Urgence avec des personnes comme Samuel Pozzi, Harry Dakin, Alexis Carrel, mais aussi en termes de chirurgie plastique, d’hygiène et même des avancées dans la vaccination, les prothèses et les soins psychiatriques.

Ici, nous avons 3 Femmes du New York Women's Machine Gun Squad Police Reserves testant une mitrailleuse Lewis montée sur une moto de la firme Henderson Motorcycle en 1918. Les trois femmes sont Elise Reniger tenant l'arme, Helen M. Striffler sur le siège arrière et Ivane Farasoff à la conduite. l’Arme utilisé par ses femmes, la Lewis Mark I est une mitrailleuse légère ayant marqué la 1re Guerre mondiale due au fait qu'elle équipe non seulement l’infanterie, mais aussi les premiers chasseurs de l’histoire. Pouvant tirer 550 des cartouches de 7,7 mm à la minute pour un poids de 12,7 kg. Elle sera du coup un franc succès.

3 Soldats du 44e Régiment d’Infanterie en 1915. Il sera le régiment ayant le premier mort en 1914, le Caporal Jules-André Peugeot. Sa première bataille sera celle de Dornach le 19 août et connaîtra la fin de la guerre avec la Bataille de la Butte de Tahure. Ils connaîtront aussi la Première Bataille de la Marne en 1915, la seconde de Bataille de Champagne la même année et seront à Verdun en 1917 sur la côte 344 du 3 au 13 septembre. Dissoute en 1923, elle sera recréée de façon éphémère en 1939 lors du déclenchement de la Deuxième Guerre mondiale et dissoute de nouveau en 1940 suite à la défaite de la France. Elle sera finalement de nouveau recréée en 1989 sous le nom de 89e Bataillon de Service, devenant ainsi un régiment administratif et de support pour la DGSE. Surnommée l’As de Pique, de nos jours, cette unité sert de support pour le personnel militaire se trouvant affecté à la DGSE.

Un canon BL 6-inch Mark VII du Royal Garrison Artillery en action près de Hédauville en Somme lors de la Bataille de Rosière le 26 mars 1918. Récupéré de la Navy et monté sur un affût pour devenir un canon lourd de campagne, le BL 6-Inch Mark VII aura ainsi son affût et son moyen de transport dessiné et mis au point par l’Amiral Percy Scott (1853-1924) et sera exclusivement opéré par la Royal Garrison Artillery durant la Seconde Guerre Boers et la 1re Guerre mondiale notamment durant la Bataille de la Somme.

[transparentgentlemenmarker]

Vous allez automatiquement vivre l'une où l'autre situation suivante pour 2025 qui est enfin arrivé !

1. Être au bout du rouleau : Situation très peu confortable, surtout quand on est aux toilettes.

2. Meta : Le seul endroit où tu parles à un mur sans être ridicule.

3. GPS : Seule femme que les hommes écoutent pour trouver leur chemin.

4. Autobus : Véhicule qui roule deux fois plus vite quand on court après que quand on est assis dedans.

5. Taser : Instrument utilisé afin de mieux faire passer le courant entre la police et la jeunesse.

6. Mozart : Célèbre compositeur que l'on écoute le plus souvent dans les pizzerias car on sent bien que mozzarella.

7. Sudoku : Qui a le nord en face.

8. Porte-clefs : Invention très pratique qui permet de perdre toutes ses clefs d'un coup au lieu de les perdre une par une.

9. État : Système mafieux le mieux organisé de tous les temps.

10. Cravate : Accessoire servant à indiquer la direction du cerveau de l'homme.

11. Voiture : Invention ingénieuse, permettant de contenir 110 chevaux dans le moteur et un âne au volant.

12. Orteil : Appendice servant à détecter les coins de portes.

13. Égalité des sexes : Nouveau concept créé par les hommes pour ne plus payer le restaurant.

14. Monter un meuble Ikea : Expression moderne signifiant “passer un week-end de merde”.

15. Suppositoire : Invention qui restera dans les annales.

16. Les ex : C'est comme la prison, si tu y retournes c'est que tu n'as pas compris la leçon.

17. La beauté intérieure : Concept inventé par les moches pour pouvoir se reproduire.

18. Pruneau : Synonyme de personne âgée. Qui est ridé et qui fait chier.

19. Aides internationales : Aides payées par les pauvres des pays riches pour aider les riches des pays pauvres.

20. Pharmacie : Confiserie pour vieux.

21. Blonde : Concept pour faire croire que les autres femmes sont intelligentes.

22. Un meurtre de sang froid : Un ice crime

23. Archipel : Outil pour creuser des archi trous.

24. Cellulite : Couche graisseuse qui enveloppe souvent les femmes mais emballe rarement les hommes.

25. Les ciseaux à bois : Les chiens aussi.

26. Femme : C'est comme le café, au début ça excite mais rapidement ça énerve.

27. Carte de crédit : Viagra féminin.

28. Masochisme : Concept proche de la politesse : frapper avant d'entrer.

29. L'amour : C'est comme un jeu de cartes, si tu n'as pas un bon partenaire, il vaut mieux avoir une bonne main.

30. Femme facile : Femme ayant les mêmes besoins sexuels qu'un homme.

31. Homme riche : Celui qui gagne plus d'argent que ce que sa femme n'en dépense.

32. Grand amour : Expression datant du 15��me siècle, lorsque l'espérance de vie était de 35 ans.

[conlangcrab]

My situation with the English "a-" prefix has gone out of control.

Music ablast. Ears aperk. Tail awag. Club amosh. Author awrite. Master ateach.

This is getting bad.

. Just to make this bit more clear:

As as English is my third language, I just. Started using that shit way too often. My vernacular is a goddamn mess of Aussie, Scottish, Brit, 'murican Hillbilly, AAVE and... Whatever the fuck I invent myself, tbh.