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Cant stop drawing her....... I LOVE MY OLD WOMAN CARDASSIAN SINGER SHES MY EVERYTHING
#star trek#cardassians#oc#star trek oc#illustration#digital art#SHES LIVES IN MY BRAIN#Thanks for the love guys#she reads all your reposts#BONUS LORE!!! For her fans :3#she DOES have a nephew... poor little Halim (parents went missing during the dominion war#she also was in the cardassian military in her early years (18-30ish id say) but left to pursue her passions in music#MY OC IN LOWER DECKS??? (i wish)#AILF#aunt id like to fuck
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Peni Parker anime. Can you see my vision
#ramblings#she'd be great in one. it'd be horrible for her mentally but the visuals would be sick#addy and aunt may dying but like. animated#fucked up mecha anime would be a fun spider person concept give her one right now#I read all her comic appearances over again and I'm having so so so many normal thoughts about her <33#it wasn't hard she does not have many#if I knew how to draw mechs id draw out some of the concepts I have cuz I've got at ton dude#peni parker#spiderverse#sp//dr
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So I finally watched Sense8. I regret not watching it sooner for a couple reasons. But I'm so glad I finally watched it.
#i dont know why it got canceled#but it ended well for being canceled#AND ITS SO QUEER. ITS SOOOOO QUEER#two confirmed bi women. amanita had bi colored hair but being exclusively wlw the whole show she could be lesbian. a trans lesbian!!!!#all the men are queer. they are. i love how comfortable they are with each other. and RAJAN IS A GODDAMN KING. ID DIE FOR THAT MAN#sun and mun 🥺🥺🥺 omfgggg i love them. i kinda headcanon sun as demi- or gray-aroace and mun 😭 HES A FUCKING KING TOO#and diego 🥺 and felix 🥺 and Rileys dad 🥺 and Caphaes' mom 🥺 and amanita's parents 🥺 nomi's sister 🥺 and Kala's parents 🥺#SO MANY CHARACTERS WERE AMAZING!!!!!#also lowkey still in awe that there was a polycule through the whole show and then in the end theres a second one??? whaaaaat!!! amaaazing#ALSO ⚠️ BEFORE ANY YELLS AT ME FOR MAYBE MISSING A DETAIL ⚠️ Im human. maybe i got up for a drink and didnt pause.#bc thats a crime i commit often lol. so if im misinterpreting something dont chop off my head ok? i saw polycules you didnt have to#i saw an aroace reading. i dont totally know if i sit by that any more bc i think sun x mun is built well. like dont attack me over musings#ok. done for now#sense8#aunt posting
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wild to me that it takes hours for people in the usa to vote. it's never taken me more than 10 minutes and that's including the inevitable chit chat with the people there because they're either my parents' neighbours or the parents of people i went to school with.
#literally have your voting card and some kind of id ready#if you don't have your voting car then you just have to look up what desk you're supposed to go to usually it's split alphabetically so#for albonium it would be desk 1#get there give id (either my id my passport my social security card my driving license or a hunting permit (💀))))))))#pick up the little papers and an envelop#get in the booth#put the little paper in the envelop#that's if you haven't done it at home already#get out#put it in the box#the person there says “ HAS VOTED”#you sign next to your name#take your id#and fuck off#before your cousin's neighbours' grandma asks how your aunt is doing and if you've heard about the bakery being closed because the baker's#wife cheated on him and now he's got to take care of the kids and aetstdfhgfsgjgthj#you get what i mean#10 minutes tops#even in big cities#also it's always by paper like this if you want you can vote for someone else but you have to file papers at the police station#people empty the boxes and count them all together#if you want you're allowed to stay and watch as they count#or you can ask beforehand to participate in the counting#kids are automatically signed up on the voting lists when they turn 18 if they've done their mandatory 'defense and citizenship" day#ok this one is kind of propaganda-y for the army the cops etc but at the same time it allows to test the entire population to see if they'r#illeterate (there's grammar spelling etc tests)#do some driving rules lessons#cpr training#reminder about blood donations etc#which imo is important
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the new girl at one of my favorite bakeries called me pretty this morning and it literally melted all my stress away 🥺
#kai.rambles#i was feeling sad bc my grandma is in the hospital and when i went to visit her they wouldn’t let me pass bc my license is expired#which okay ik that’s my fault but i took my passport with me just in case and the guy straight up told me that it wasn’t a valid form of id#and im like yeah tf it is ITS A PASSPORT and he said no#and while i was waiting for my mom to come down to the lobby an old lady came in and he turned her away for the same thing#and dudeee okay you turn me away fine fuck off but an old ladyyy??? at that age they don’t pay attention to that just let her pass#and then he argued with another woman bc she brought a flower arrangement and it had water so he couldn’t allow it HELLOOO??!?#so i had to leave and went to go get breakfast for my mom at least bc she stayed the night and i was supposed to stay the day#and when i came back to give her the food she told me that the nurse that was with my grandma asked what happened bc she wasn’t expecting#my mom to return and when my mom told her she immediately got so angry bc that same guy#didn’t allow her and a couple other nurses to bring in a cake for one of the residents#who’s birthday is today and they had a full on argument this morning#so it was all in all awful and now my mom has been there for more than 20 hours until later tonight when my aunt goes over :(#anyway this turned into a whole rant im sorry but im so mad bc i know for a FACT that a passport is a valid form of id#and he was just being a fkn dick#but the girl called me pretty and it took some stress off and she really liked my blush#and i liked hers so we had a little makeup 101 exchange and it was so nice at least 🥺#and i have a couple cute asks to answer that have made my day as well so i’ll get to those in a few 🥰
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Every time someone disrespects Kip in front of his radiancy my brain starts gibbering, "the last person who did this got turned into a table! A table!!!! Do you not know about the table?!?! Oh my god they don't know about the table" and this is absolutely as Victoria Goddard intended
#the hands of the emperor#the lays of the hearthfire#like i know his radiancy wouldn't turn kip's aunt into a table#but that like. happened. in this very city even#HOW does ANYONE not KNOW about that holy shit#if the lord god emperor of the whole entire world turned somebody into a table for insulting my cousin id never fucking shut up about it#what the fuck#goingspare rambles#goingspare reads#nine worlds
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pls reblog
#polls#hyperspecific poll#kai rambles#personal#doing this i realised how much if my weird experiences were either too depressing or violent to put as an option#or would need a lot more words to explain#i decided to skip out on ''had a local drug dealer try to groom you into being a mule''#i find it funny because he tried it while my mom was in the room?#but im aware its a sensitive topic#i also did not know how to casually word the times my dad would randomly drive us to like some ruins in the english countryside#and like say ill be back in an hour#and then leave us there#because what the fuck even was that?#also how to explain that my maternal uncle and maternal grandad were in opposing local gangs that folded before i was born#but like in an alternate universe id probably be raised in a gang?#and also anything about my aunt meryl i dont know how to phrase any of that in limited words because she is just the most bizzare lady#i maybe could get the neck brace thing in where she accused me and my mom of stealing her neckbrace and handcream#and told us to never speak to her until we were ready to admit it except we didnt take it#and its probably coming up to a decade now
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ik its cringe but um. since hunter the parenting is based off of 40k lore, and i had a sensei ( half-human child of Big E ) oc kicking around in g-docs, i revamped her to fit into the h:tp lore. meet odette! (she/they), one of the ex-children of big-d, and independent salubri kindred, currently acting as the go-between between the anarchs, independents kindred, and camarilla of east-anglia, though originally, she's from santa monica and relocated after l.a. got too hot to stick around for salubri like her back in 04
edit. added the kindred version!!
#scout ocs#scout art#scout.png#hunter: the parenting#h:tp#vtm ocs#i think if anyone from the team saw her id cry but also i really like her. shes definitely marckus and doors younger sister. i like to thin#she's also very young by kindred standards. she's like. 22/23 but is perpetually 19 because that's when she was turned. and she hates it sm#she & marckus definitely had undiagnosed adhd together. she lived w/ them for 2 yrs after her mom died then moved in w/ her maternal aunt#her 'death' was also a suspicous car accident that The Family Doesn't Talk About. but she and Big D crossed paths in 04 in LA and thats als#why she left and went back to england bc of her human connections and her longing to be with / alongside her family. but she already#breached masqurade when big-d saw her in 04. and her mentor is a hardass so mostly she sits in the bg and watches her family from a distanc#also. her coterie is sooooo fucking weird. a real group of losers fr#one is a gibson girl kindred socialite. another looks like they pulled out of the underpass cybergoth rave gif but is a car mechanic.#the last one is an ex-shovelhead who got turned on a blind date and is really pissed about having to give up his thesis#tag spam /
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To be honest I have two goals for my transition.
Acquire a penis. Don't care how, just do it.
Remove this traitorous fucking womb that causes more suffering over the course of a week than I experience the other fucking rest of my life-
#vent#periods#I hate my period. so much.#I don't even want kids so like#the sooner I can remove this fucking thing the better#''oh but what if you want children later???'' I'll adopt#tbh being a parent doesn't like. appeal to me.#I'm far better suited to Cool Aunt Who Is A Man#My emotional instability is Not Good for a tiny human who id fully dependent on me#but a little guy who sees me sometimes? I could do that. I could be a cool aunt.
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Sibling forced me to dress up as golden Freddy and watch the fnaf movie gonna be honest I wasn’t a fnaf kid but since they’ve gotten into it I’ve tried to too but anyway yeah I may have next to no idea what’s going on but it was pretty great
#chatter#hi everybody! accidentally closed my desktop tab so im currently on mobile but i think ill whip out the website again soon#fnaf movie#fnaf#rambling#it was a pretty good movie. i liked the main character a lot it was easy to relate to his motivations while also yelling at him for#being a dickhead idiot#spoilers:#like. if my parents die suddenly you bet your ass i would drop everything for my little sibling even if i cant take as good care of them as#someone else. i would at least try. and if i actually had another sibling who was kidnapped right in front of me id do anything i could to#save them too#so i found this guy relatable on terms of being the eldest sibling#and abby had SO much autism swag let’s be real#that is an autistic little girl if ive ever seen one and ive BEEN one#girl was fucking awesome#also: even if he was possessed im glad freddy ate that dickhead bitch of an aunt what a fucking ASSHOLE#i bet that was something the freddy kid may have felt bad for until abby told him no she’s a bitch with a capital b thanks for killing her#and he was like oh ok cool so maybe i was possessed into doing it but the end result wasn’t too bad nice#anyway.#FUCK man sibling movies fucking GET ME#im sitting here like oh damn he lives for his little sister and he still wishes he could save his little brother FUCK man I WOULD TOO#god. i get it. i love my little sibling so much i would do anything for them. they’re my best friend and if i were to even come close to#losing them I Don’t Know What’d Id Do#so yeah good movie
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Just now realised that bc Im unemployed now I can just. Paint my nails and shave my eyebrows if i feel like it
#i bite the everloving hell out of my nails tho#like my former coworkers cringed at the sight of em bc of how mauled they are#but id love to stop so i can be cunty and have acrylics on#i can manage without drugs or nicotine (Ill be a bit fidgety for a few days but itll pass) but i literally cannot stop biting my nails#(and the cuticles n surrounding skin too yikes)#but thats just another thing to bring up in therapy ig#anyways tho the second i get back from visiting my aunt and grandpa downstate my eyebrows will#be fucking gone#i prommy <3#tony speaks
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i am the most predictable person with the most predictably pathetic tastes in the history of predictable pathetic taste
#give me a character that is just in it for a good time. problem and conflict free#living their best life unbothered. moisturized. thriving and absolutely glowing#but is also like an actual big deal. has a reputation making them equal parts feared and admired#and give them the weirdest most incredibel fashion choices. bonus points id they are goth#and give off vampire wine aunt vibes#sprinkle in a pinch of middle aged man who somehow ends up the adoptive father of 2 and#pls he is so unserjous. he is living his best life in that fucking tiny ass boat. great unit of a black bejeweled sword on his back#lace sleeves and high heels sailing across the ocean chasing a pirate fleet bc he wanted to kill some time#he is peak gothic wine aunt malewife energy to me#HE LIVES IN A FUCKING CASTLE???? ? HIS FAVOURTIE FOOD IS RED WINE HE LIKES TO READ HE ONLY WEARS A SHIRT WHEN HES NOT WORKING#wheb i started this series i did not know who he was#and my predictions for top 3 favorhite characters were in no particular order zoro law and ace#now two od those i have not met yet. but for now#the tentative big 3 are mihawk nami and usopp#nami bc i care about her i adore her i cherish her i fuckijg love her she is so silly#usopp bc the vibes are immaculate#mihawk bc. actuslly no explanation needed im not foing to embarras myself further#but also i love all the strawhats ive met so far#they are one big happy family and they love each other and would die& kill for each other and they have a place to belong next to each other#and i think thats beautiful.#rambling about stuff
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i dont know if im still just fucking reeling and riding the extreme emotional high that the david kaufman voicelines gave me. but i think pd just bumped up to being my favorite jrwi campaign. like it was suuuuch a close second behind riptide for so long. and while i do love riptide very dearly and it has a really really specific special place in my brain. god fucking damn it i havent been this winded and weepy and emotional over a season finale in such a long time
#william jumping off the cliff again got me really bad#ashe going to college and mark helping him move into his dorm. TIDE.#dakota seeing his aunt and shes healthy enough to leave the hospital. fuckkkkkk#head in hands.#usually those like. where does everyone end up endings where theyre all separated make me really sad and i dont like them#but god DAMN do those boys deserve a fucking break. please.#im really . agughughghghhh#i need to stand on a roof for a while and just scream i think#all these fucking times ive made jokes about. haha danny phantom william wisp hes just like me fr#lilke#no. that character feels like he was written By Me#like. fuck man#hes so. yeah#holding him so very gently in my hands. i lvoe you william wisp#idk id idk idk id k idk#jonesy isnt caught up yet so you will continue to see my fucking insane reaction posts until they do . hi mutuals im a fucking wreck#im SO fucking glad i finished this todya and not waited until i was at work tmr. that wouldve been a disaster#reaction time
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i think that whole "never felt safe growing up and most of my life" thing did real damage to my psyche lmao
#......... whole damn childhood of not feeling safe. i think... the one place i can even think of where i was truly comfortable was my aunts#house. and id see her rarely and not get to stay w her that often/long...#.... apart from that?.... just constant fucking fear and wanting to escape and be left alone#... when i got older like middle high college id feel somewhat safe at friends houses. but i always dreaded having to go home#when i lived at college was... the first time i actually lived somewhere where i felt kinda safe and at home. but my parents made sure to#remind me that it wasnt my actual home lmaoo and that they could take it away at any moment#just like how after we moved from romania i had to hear all the time. while i was stuck in a foreign country as a kid. that my room isnt my#own nothing is my own i owe them everything privacy wasnt allowed etc etc#...... after college i lived w my partner in the ghetto. like shots outside 7+ times a day sorta ghetto. i literally felt safer and more#comfortable and vibing and chill than i did at home with my parents?? lmaoo jfc i actually miss it#apart from that... probably the second time i was in the psych ward lol#and after i come back from romania its gonna be months again of having to stay alone w my stepfather whose like. weirdly sexually attracted#to me and loud and agressive and it just. triggers me so fucking much. god. i hate all this. i hate all this#twenty two fucking years of knowing little else than fucking fear and loneliness. i just. want. to feel safe.#for fucking once#so often i just wanna curl up in a borrow and never come out. thats all i want. im so tired. im so tired of this
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Mfw my friends send pics of their xmas eve outfits but because my parents are so alienated from catholic culture we simply dont celebrate it
#I JUST WANT TO CELEBRATE CHRISTMAAAAAS WERE ALREADY CULTURALLY CATHOLICS. WHAT IS THE PROBLEEEM?MM#the devilish combination of being poor immigrants (HOWEVER. IN A COUNTRY WITH VERY SIMILAR TRADITIONS/SAME RELIGION) and lowkey agnostic#I NEVER GOT TO CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS BECAUSE MY PARENTS CANNOT BE FUCKING ARSED AND HALF OF MY LIFE I DIDNT EVEN GET PRESENTS!#damn... i sound like a disney villain lmfaoo 😭😭😭#anyways! id like to have the option to get annoyed at my families xmas dinners! but WE DONT HAVE ANY#BECAUSE WERE SPRAWLED ACROSS THE CONTINENT#ALSO fun fact MY GRANDPARENTS DO IN FACT CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS. SO DO MY AUNTS AND UNCLES. SO WHAT IS OUR PROBLEEEEEEEMMMMM IM SO MAD#ill have to do all the christmas cooking (except... the steak my dad bought i think) ALL BY MYSELF! IIIIIIII GIFT WRAPPED MY PRESENTS FOR MY#PARENTS! AND GUESS WHAT IF I HADNT TOLD THEM I DID THIS. I AGAIN WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN ANYTHING FOR XMAS 😐😐😐#PLEASE GOD I JUST WANT TO BE IN A LOVING FAMILY THAT CAN ACTUALLY SHOW LOVE 😭😭😭😭#sham!s rambles
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If you guys want kids how many do you want… if I were to have them I’d want to have three bc it’s not too many but it also means each individual would have more than one person in their general age group to go to for fun or beating each other up or whatever. I’ve thought about this since I was a teen or more honestly since I was a kid bc I watched full house and also constantly hung out w my cousins, who were 3 siblings (though w me and my brother we acted like 5 siblings and it was beautiful and I miss it). I also hid this desire from my family til like this year they did not know I had any maternal feelings or instinct at all despite my working with children for six years and also being THE big cousin that my little cousins have connected the strongest with since I was like 11
#i’d want to have them myself bc it’s like cmoooon thats a unique experience i dont wanna pass it up#also then they look like me!!!!#my genes are strong theyd look like me. id make my best friend janice be their ‘’aunt’’#dude id rock w having my own kids so hard its crazy. yeah id fuck them up a little but theyd be okay.
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