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I think the scariest part about Batman is the loyalty he inspires. Like this motherfucker has an army of children who might at any given time hate his guts, but are still 100% willing to throw hands for him if Bruce needs them to. And then there’s the Justice League, who also at any given time might hate his guts or find him insanely irritating and/or weird, but will also fall in line and listen to his plans if the need arises. And that’s like the most intense form of power someone can wield—voluntary obedience from people physically more capable than them.
#so I don’t hesitate to say bats is the most powerful in the JL bc yes Supes can level a mountain but won’t if Bats says to stand down#and I mean obviously this isn’t always the case there are exceptions#I’m just saying that it happens enough to be a relevant point of discussion#Bruce is a founding member of the JL and he’s got massive influence over them bc of that#+ he raised his kids to be elite fighters and tho they might not LIKE him all the time his kids do respect/love him#It’s not all about prep time for Bats it’s about knowing the strengths of others and being able to exercise his influence over them to—#—achieve a goal#dc#dc comics#batman#bruce wayne#batfamily#dick grayson#batfamily headcannons#jason todd#clark kent#tim drake#justice league headcanon#justice league#superman and batman#batman comics#bruce wayne headcanon
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may I suggest the “Everyone breaks” / “But not you.” / “Everyone breaks. Even me” conversation for an angsty Batfamily fic? Bruce calmly explaining to each subsequent Robin that there will be a point where everyone — even him — will break under torture. because to break is to be human, ultimately. their job, just like Bruce’s, is to hold out long enough that breaking isn’t yet a possibility. long enough to be found, to be rescued, to be safe. your job is to banter, to deflect, to drag things out and speed them up where applicable. to keep away from your breaking point at all costs. because you will break. it’s not a question of if, but when. and knowing exactly where that breaking point is for yourself will always be an asset, not a liability. the people who go into interrogation assuming they will never break - those are the liabilities. they will break hard and fast because it is so unexpected.
or, the one where Bruce trains Robins to outlast torture methods that have put JL members on the floor, but it’s not because he trains them physically. it’s a mental game, and his birds play it like masters.
#have I ranted about this before?#I feel like I have#this line feels familiar lol#oh well#tw torture#tw injury#tw torture mention#batman#bruce wayne#dc#batfamily#Robin#more room for LoA angst here too#Bruce knows his breaking point and learned this secret over time#so his kids don’t have to#he teaches them the mental game first#instead of beating it into them like the loa did
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Recent doodles!
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Bireena child stuff ->




#guys I have no life 💅✨✨#it doesn’t help that the twitter folks enable my bireena shenanigans LOL#bireena#mortal Kombat#bi han#sareena#kuai Liang#cyrax#mk frost#sektor#fan kid#mk oc#my oc#doodles#my art#Lin Kuei#mk au#at this point I don’t even know what canon is#I’ve been doodling this weird universe so much that I’ve disconnected from. what mk1 actually is#i suppose it’s fine#I was never really the most serious or focused mk fan artist anyway
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something I’d find funny is Mario being able to do all these cool maneuvers and trick shots with his go-karts and electric motorcycles but cannot FOR THE LIFE OF HIM ride a bicycle.
#a scenario I thought of is Apricot (my Mareach kid) teaching him how to ride one (at her big age of 7 🥹)#he fails. horribly. multiple times#BE HE KEEPS TRYING FOR HER#his main motivator is riding bikes side by side with her as father daughter bonding cause peach unfortunately has no luxury time#add Luigi in to ✨lovingly✨ (and teasing little brotherly) install training wheels to his bike#and Daisy being a cheerleader/laughing at everything/skillfully riding her own bike around him to flex#bonus points her her riding it backwards#I don’t know whether to write or draw this 🤧#bb’s rambles#bb’s hcs#super mario#mario#luigi#princess peach#princess daisy#mario and luigi#mareach fankid#apricot
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Honestly I’ve been thinking about it a lot and I am generally ready to die on this hill. No competition All Might has the best written arc on the entire series. Honestly might have one of the best mentor arcs in anime period.
Like just something about living after your expiration date and just like how hes still learning and growing and mentors usually come fully formed but all might had to let go of a lot of his previous beliefs in order to not just survive but be the best teacher he could be and I really respect that.
Like all time character truly
#I don’t know hes just a great guy#the ball was dropped a little bit there towards the end mostly because it felt like the story itself forgot what the point of the story was#like the whole realization that a society where peace rests entirely on the back Of one dude is a society woth cracks in it and a sham#is just Like top tier storytelling too bad the story forgot what it was telling#also which hes had more moments with other kids I don’t know#I went into the story not expecting to like him much but he has enamored me body and soul#all might#my hero academia#my hero acedamia#boku no hero#boku no hero academia#yagi toshinori#mha toshinori#mha#mha manga
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I absolutely love every time other people find something out about Steve and are just like ???
I wonder if any of his student’s parents are fans of Eddie’s but have no idea their kid’s teacher is married to him (perhaps finding out at career day 👀)
I love the thought of some rock n roll dad (aka: the guy in the minivan blaring Rage Against the Machine during morning drop off (aka: aka: my dad)) meeting his kid’s teacher during open house and seeing a picture on his desk of him and guitar legend, Eddie Munson.
Steve’s in the middle of explaining the curriculum for the year when Rock N Roll Dad points to a picture of him and Eddie backstage at the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame last year when Eddie presented like, “You like that guy?”
Steve looks from Rock N Roll Dad to the picture and then back, “Yeah, you could say that.”
Then he goes back to talking about what they should expect in terms of homework and that was that until parent/teacher conferences.
The first thing Rock N Roll Dad clocks in the new picture on Steve’s desk. It replaced the Eddie Munson one with a new one of the two of them in the parking lot after a local show. Steve’s got his arm thrown around Eddie’s neck, both of them smiling wide, and Gareth is in the background giving them bunny ears.
Rock N Roll Dad points to the framed picture like, “Pretty cool to have met ‘em.”
“Yeah,” Steve nods. “It’s one of the best things that’s ever happened to me.”
Rock N Roll Dad is not gay himself but he is not one of those ultra straight Corroded Coffin fans that liked to pretend that half the band isn’t queer. He was actually watching the MTV Music Awards show that Eddie publicly came out at by declaring his love for some guy named Steve, and actually.
Rock N Roll Dad thought it made a lot of sense that Eddie Munson was gay because well. A lot of his songs were… phallic.
So, he knows.
He knows that Eddie Munson is gay and that he’s married to some guy whose name isn’t even listed on his Wikipedia page, and he knows that he lives in Chicago, but what he doesn’t know is why he never put two and two together and got Steve Harrington.
There’s a different picture of Eddie Munson on Mr. Harrington’s desk when Rock N Roll Dad goes to talk to him after his kid gets detention for being a little shithead. There is framed original concept art for CC’s first album on the wall behind Steve when Rock N Roll Dad checks in on his kid during a zoom study session.
Hell, Rock N Roll Dad follows Eddie on Tiktok.
He has seen the ass shots that Eddie has posted of his husband in his running shorts, and he did think, yeah, that’s a great ass. He didn’t know he was thinking that about his kid’s math teacher!!
It’s not even Career Day when he discovers it. It’s the day before when they can set up their booths in the gym because Rock N Roll Dad may be a heavy metal fan always, but he’s also an accountant from 8:30 to 4:30 Monday thru Friday.
He’s struggling to keep his poster board up when in walks guitar legend, Eddie Munson. He’s carrying a box, following behind a guy carrying an iguana.
Rock N Roll Dad abandons everything and walks over to the booth across the way. He can hear the two bickering with each other but before he can say anything, Steve Harrington is there and he is distressed, “Why do you have that?!”
“Her name is Leia, Steve,” Dustin says, “and she has separation anxiety.”
Steve opens his mouth like he wants to complain but doesn’t even know where to begin so he just accepts it, “Is she going to eat somebody?”
“That happened one time!”
Eddie Munson, infamous guitarist that lived on Rock N Roll Dad’s walls as a teenager, uses the opportunity to slide up next to Mr. Harrington and wrap an arm around him. He kisses his cheek, “Baby, we’re here to help.”
“You’re here to guilt me into letting you be a part of Career Day.”
“I can multitask, babe,” Eddie grinned, still so close to Steve that his smile touches his cheek. Steve just sags against him and Rock N Roll Dad thinks, oh. He thinks, oh, shit.
“You have a fan,” Steve mumbles, pulling away a little. It takes Rock N Roll Dad a second to realize that they’re talking about him and then he thinks, fuck.
“Hey – Hi. Uh.” He stops, thinks about lying and saying he needs tape or something, but settles on, “I didn’t know my kid’s teacher married you.”
“Technically, I married him.”
“Technically, I married both of you,” Dustin pointed out. “I officiated the wedding.”
“Ah,” Rock N Roll Dad says because what else is there to say. “Big fan.”
“Yeah, I can tell.”
#at this point in the timeline Steve has only been shot from waist down in Eddie’s Tiktok account#you may be thinking ‘is rock n roll dad Jeremy’s dad’ and he’s not#he’s the father of a kid that doesn’t give a shit about how their teacher is married to so when he goes home and says your math teacher is#married to a celebrity they’re like ‘I don’t know who that is so no he’s not’#so Steve’s students don’t find out until Eddie’s infamous ‘why is your math teacher my husband’ Tiktok#eddie munson tiktok saga#steve harrington#eddie munson
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working on something I probably won’t finish for a while but anyways here is a snippet :)
#THE CHILDREN#ahhh I love drawing kids so much#For those who don’t know these are link and Zelda OCs for a story I probably won’t finish but nevertheless love dearly#Though I’ve only fully drawn Zelda as you can see#Little link#little link au#Little link’s zelda#My art#character design#The legend of Zelda#Tloz#loz#zelda#I am gonna rename this au properly at some point I promise#tloz ocs#loz ocs
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once again thinking about same train home. about how every other time we see mercy challenged or her worth questioned she comes out swinging (either verbally or with a very literal baseball bat), but this time she shrinks instead. and how seeing that throws swan enough that for a moment they trade roles and swan becomes the impulsive one. important to me
#not just the impulsive one but also the one who is very stubbornly insisting on the other’s worth when they can’t see it themselves#I feel like their insecurities play off each other in a really interesting way bc while swan is clearly not convinced of her general worth#as a human I don’t think she feels any lesser than the rich kids for the different world she inhabits. if anything it’s the opposite bc her#place in the warriors is a point of pride - she can be proud of what she’s part of even if she isn’t proud of herself per se#whereas mercy leans the other way - she knows what she’s worth until she’s hit with the comparison. and for her not being part of the rich#kids’ world hasn’t meant being part of something else instead. the way it has for the warriors#warriors concept album#swercy#warriors musical#mine
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I’ve seen a lot of posts about the Waynes being the dc equivalent of the Kardashians, and while I can see that, I think it’s very important to remember the reason we all know so much about the kardashians is because they have a reality tv show about them that’s been running for, like, ten years, or something.
I feel like with the lack of a reality show, most of America and maybe beyond would know Brucie Wayne and that he has a lot of kids. Maybe some people would call them the Gotham Version of the Kardashians, but maybe most people wouldn’t know a lot about the kids (names, faces, how many of them there are, etc.) because other than maybe Dick and Tim, I don’t see any of them doing something that anyone outside of Gotham would care to report on (they don’t leave Gotham publicly often and people outside Gotham don’t want to think about what goes on in that hellhole).
Inside of Gotham, however, is an entirely different story. Inside Gotham, everyone can name the Waynes and point them out on sight, even Steph gets recognized sometimes, though less than the officially adopted kids. Inside Gotham, there’s an article for literally everything they do, even if some of them try so incredibly hard to be private people (and they kinda succeed, but Gotham thinks they don’t). Every paper in Gotham has some mention of them, even if it’s just a name drop, because they are just so involved in the city and there are just so many of them. Most people have seen a Wayne in person, if not personally interacted with them. Unlike other cities with their rich people, Gotham loves them. They defend their rich people and they Gatekeep the hell out of them.
Thank you for coming to my dc talk
#batfam#batman#dc#batfamily#dick grayson#damian wayne#bruce wayne#stephanie brown#barabra gordon#Jason Todd#timothy drake wayne#tim drake#dc batman#dc batfam#they’re like the Kardashians but because they don’t have a reality show people don’t have as much information about them#outside of Gotham#inside of Gotham they have way more information because they just pay more attention#everyone in America knows Brucie Wayne tho#because he’s a dramatic bitch and people love to write about him#but his kids are just some rich kids#to the outside public’s minds#‘cept Tim who was a ceo at 17 and Dick who was probably a model at one point
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We’ve been threatening to de-extinct species for like 50 years and it has been “right around the corner” the entire time. Am I going to see a living wooly mammoth in my lifetime or not??
#i don’t know what the point would be aside from scienctific discovery#but I was obsessed with mammoths when I was a kid
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I recreated Macaques signature outfit ( minus the boots obviously ) in roughly 1/6 scale or to the size of the average fashion doll from scrap material. I collect dolls as a hobby and needed hand sewing practice so I decided this would be a fun project and a way to pick at my fabric hoard!


#I want to do other characters too and will hopefully get to that.#if you see stitches no you don’t I was a bit too eager getting everything on and screwed up#lego monkie kid#monkie kid#monkie kid macaque#lmk macaque#lmk six eared macaque#monkie kid fanart#idk if this is the doll I’ll use if I take pictures again with other outfits I just thought the character choice was fun#if you know why you get bonus points
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Ink October day 29.5: Heir (version 2)
One who receives or is expected to receive a heritage, as of ideas, from a predecessor.
A person who succeeds or is in line to succeed to a hereditary rank, title, or office.
#Standing Unions au#khux#khux Ventus#kh skuld#kh ephemer#kh lauriam#kh brain#kh strelitzia#kh sora#kingdom hearts#kh#kh au#kh ventus#blue boi draws#ink october#ink october 2024#ink October 2024 day 29#standing unions au my beloved!!! basically digital daybreak town survives and the dandelion leaders stay and are immortal also#Ventus never got split BUT there was a situation where his heart got pretty badly damaged and he ended up in Destiny Islands#where baby Sora still reaches out to help! The gang find Ventus and bring him back to daybreak and no one figures out what happened#until after Ventus is healed enough to wake up. they bring him on a vacation to Destiny Islands because he’s not all there yet and they run#into bby Sora who recognises Ventus somehow and they put two and two together and figure this kid had something to do with Ven’s miraculous#recovery. they get permission from his parents to bring him back to DBT to scan his heart to confirm it and yup. they were right.#Sora grows up bopping between Destiny and Daybreak,as they insist on him having checkups because this has never happened before and they#want to monitor it. Sora grows up with the whole Dandelion leader gang as sorta Aunts and Uncles to him and doesn’t really get how weird#this whole thing is. Ventus is the one who’s basically his guardian when he’s in daybreak and so is seen with him a lot and it low key#starts a rumor that Sora is his kid. this both is and isn’t true Ventus isn’t his parent but Sora is Ventus’ kid in a loving familial way#you know how it is. don’t worry about it that’s his little guy#Sora is the closest thing to a ‘kid’ any of the Leaders have at this point in time so they all spoil him rotten lol. Your kid? our kid now.#this is not the first time this has happened and it will not be the last. honestly this au has so much to it this is just some Sora stuff
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Ok. I have listened to the people. I have watched the thing. It is very wholesome.
Kazu comes home. He is hopeless and tipsy. And he swings between excited and wasted.
#I am SICK of Miri’s voice ngl#I know kids are loud. And make a mess of EVERYthing. That’s why i stay away.#But for Kazurei ; I made it to the end#They are precious#Rei is so cute I love this guy#He has 0 human skill and still is effortlessly hilarious and a little cutie 👏💖#i wish we had more of their relationship bc they have sth really special#They never question their trust in each other like it never crosses their mind. They disagree almost all the time but they never part#It’s more natural than breathing. They’re always saying stuff like « it’s not fit to involve other people in our way of life »#it’s not even an option to live apart. They clearly will spend all their lives together#Except that scene it’s so weird when Kazu says « hum with Miri gone we don’t have a reason to live together anymore » lol man#Not as if you guys were already joined at the hip before meeting her. But I get the «the family life changed us now sth’s missing#and it feels incomplete ». But still guys. You are soul mates.#Also the « of course he comes with me. He’s my partner. » line 💕💍#even if at some point they meant to part ways ; really they can’t be separated.#kazurei#No homo daddies#Buddy daddies#kazuki x rei#Domestic gays
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As much as I love the reading of Bleach’s ending as a tragedy, one thing’s always bugged me about it and it’s why Renji has a happy ending. Like out of the core cast (in my eyes this is Ichigo, Rukia, Orihime, Chad, Uryuu, Renji & maybe Byakuya, just cause they’re most consistently prominent in the arcs) he!s the only one that doesn’t have the easy argument that he’s settled or unhappy with the epilogue, like Ichigo & Rukia you can argue their with people that aren’t who they love, Uryuu is a doctor and alone while his friends celebrate, Chad is using his fists for profit, Orihime is still at the bakery and never got to live the dreams she had (also she was probably kicked out of home at post high school because her aunt housing her was dependant on her grades) and Byakuya is tied with Rukia being unhappy.
But Renji is seemingly the happiest he’s ever been, he’s married the woman he’s spent over 80 years crushing on and he has a kid with her. But then it hit me the other day that’s exactly why his ending is one of the worst out of the characters I’ve mentioned. When Renji actually gains some detail as a character we find out he has one major goal in life, surpass Byakuya and save Rukia from the Kuchiki’s (slight paraphrasing). But Renji never manages any of it. He fails to both save Rukia and defeat Byakuya in the Soul Society arc, firstly because he’s too scared to try to go against them and then because he’s too weak (both these goals are also largely dropped here and Renji just kind of floats along as one of Ichigo’s multiple rivals and has no more character growth or change) but Ichigo achieves both of these goals rather easily in comparison. Ichigo unlocks Bankai ridiculously faster than Renji does and then defeats Byakuya and saves Rukia.
Meaning there’s nothing left for Renji to do. Sure he could continue trying to conquer Byakuya, but he never seems to reach his level (especially going by the fact Renji’s still his vice captain in the epilogue.) Byakuya is still the star Renji can’t reach. Same with Rukia, sure he marries her but she’s still Rukia Kuchiki. Hell she’s even a captain now while Renji is still a vice captain, not only is Rukia still as far from him as she was in the soul society arc she’s even further away, he’s just the stray dog barking at the moon he called himself back in the soul society arc. But then just like his goals if you compare it to Ichigo, ichigo does it. Ichigo’s symbolism is the rain is dried by the white moon, the moon is reachable by Ichigo, we’re shown one of Byakuya’s central beliefs of who he is loyalty to Ichigo. But Renji is trapped on earth seperate, never truly reaching the star or the moon.
And with how we’re shown Renji thinks about himself he’d never let himself forget it. Every member of his immediate family other than his daughter is someone he’s separated himself from in his mind and since we never get shown anything to indicate that changes, Occam’s razor suggests it doesn’t. Somthat’s renji’s tragedy in the ending. His entire life is reminding him every goal he ever set he not only failed but someone else achieved. That’s the tragedy of Renji’s ending and really is the final nail in the coffin that no one is truly happy or anything past content in Bleach’s ending.
#jackattack rambles#ichiruki#bleach#ending spoilers#bleach ending spoilers#it’s a tragedy#I hope this doesn’t come off as Renji bashing#like I don’t like the guy but I feel like I’m not doing him any dirtier than Orihime#also yes I know if you read RR and IH as positive lots of this doesn’t apply#but also Chad and Uryuu’s endings don’t make sense for a happy ending#nor does Hime’s outside of being married with a kid#like even the romance and relationship dynamic is shit#also the pictures’s used cause I think it shows a few of my points#like Uryuu’s all alone at the back#Rukia’s looking at Ichigo#Ichigo’s ignoring Orihime#Renji’s scowling as he looks at either Rukia or Ichigo#just none of them look happy
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you are pitting Jesus and Santa Claus against each other. I am acknowledging Santa as both a mythic symbol of Christ and a cultural legend based upon a real man whose faithfulness to Christ was used by God to grant common grace not just to the people of Myra but throughout the entire world. we are not the same.
#I know anti-Santa people who are not smug but the anti-Santa influencers are getting smugger and smugger each year#my generation was not raised to cope with loss of childhood#pro-tip: it comes back when you have your own children#I know because I get a taste of it whenever I visit my friends’ kids#mobile#x#Christmas#Christianity#history#mythology#let kids believe in magic again#you know what believing in magic did for me? trained my heart to recognize the wondrous when I see it#trained me to accept that I don’t and can’t know everything#trained me to live by the faith of adherence when i cannot enjoy the faith of assurance (Matthew Henry)#I was the only person in any of my friend groups who ever believed in Santa#and you know why I didn’t feel betrayed to find out I’d misplaced my belief? because Santa is real.#someone moves even terrible parents to give good gifts to their children on the same holy day every year#someone moves the imagination to ensure that the darkest week of the year will produce the most ethereal lights#someone moves the ancient and forgotten back into our conscious present minds#and if you’re wondering whether I’m talking about Jesus or Santa that’s a GOOD thing!#that’s the whole point!#the Santa mythos *impacts* people all over the world. and that is an act of Providence whether you believe in God or not
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HELP I JUST CAME UP WITH ANOTHER ANT!ANGST PROMPT-
#at this point I’m just coming up with the most awful ways to basically torture him#to give you an idea of what I’ve come up with#i already have:#trapped in a ravine in a powered down shadow knight that was in stealth mode#shot by a harpoon#trapped on an alien planet#loss of leg (httyd crossover AND a brief hypothetical i made years ago)#dead and then brought back to life with existential issues and crisis#trapped on a deserted island with a bunch of inexperienced kids and angry dinosaurs#kidnapped and isolated (two seperate fics. BY THE SAME MAN)#two different forms of kidnapped and separated from the Nektons for years before he’s found again#<-no wait three#six thousand year back role swap where he’s villainized in the present for ancestors mistakes#brutal transformation into original creature from my original world#alien werewolf transformation that involves a fight with his sister in which she thinks he’s going to kill her#(that one is both ant and Fontaine angst)#and now I’ve come up with ‘stuck and nearly drowns all alone and has to rescue himself’#my Subnautica crossover is like a dozen different angst forms and tropes all in the same fic#I’m sorry Ant I don’t know why i keep doing this to you!#I’m not doing it on purpose it’s just too easy to think up whump scenarios to put you in!#the deep 2015#the deep cartoon#ant nekton#antaeus nekton
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