#at least my cat is still very excited to see me and he is pure love

[lisdmon]

i think they should kill me. shoot me in the street

[alottiegoingon]

hc!friends to lovers

natalie scatorccio x fem!reader

summary: going from friends to lovers with nat

warnings: golden retriever gf x black cat gf dynamic, nat is secretly a softie, drugs and mommy/daddy issues mentions, cursing, pure fluff, not proofread

𖧊 to this day, nat still has no idea on how you two became friends. you were too different

𖧊 it started with you complimenting her makeup once and she was so rude cause she thought you were making fun of her

𖧊 “your eyeliner is so pretty,” you tried to be nice just to receive a “fuck off” and a middle finger right to your face. you were flabbergasted! you were just trying to be nice to a pretty blonde girl and now you were her enemy?

𖧊 your huge smile disappeared in seconds and when nat realized you weren’t mocking her, she got desperate. “oh, shit. you were actually serious?”

𖧊 she was constantly being slutshamed and harassed by the mean students and the idea of being complimented by you didn’t even make it to her head

𖧊 you were too sweet for her taste. too smiley, too happy, too soft and too excited. her words, not mine. but damn, you were pretty

𖧊 not that she would ever tell you that, but being friends with you was better than spending her days alone or with the other two guys she had for friends but were nothing but drug buddies

𖧊 “dude, what the fuck is that?” she grunts at the second you show her one of your favorite songs by backstreet boys “it’s so cheesy!”

𖧊 you held her arms and made her dance with you and she was so embarrassed and tried to brush it off by complaining a lot but her eyes didn’t lie. she kinda enjoyed that

𖧊 then, late at night when she’s unable to sleep, she secretly listen to the too happy and annoying shit type of songs you liked just to think of you :(

𖧊 she eventually found herself enjoying the cranberries, spice girls and lots of your catchy pop or soft songs while doing chores and would never forgive herself for that

𖧊 at first, nat was easily annoyed by you. by your overwhelming enthusiasm and positivity and how you would always see the good in others even if they didn’t deserve

𖧊 however, that didn’t mean you wouldn’t speak up for her. if anyone was caught talking shit about nat, you were always the first one to have her back. “excuse me? hi. that’s my friend you are talking about and you might wanna apologize to her right now!”

𖧊 bless your heart you really tried to be scary like her. at least the intention was there right

𖧊 “i don’t need you to defend me,” she was already snarling at you but you could see in her eyes that she didn’t mean that. she just didn’t like being vulnerable in front of others

𖧊 nat was tough, she could take care of herself. you knew that but you couldn’t let anyone be mean to her

𖧊 “i know, but i care about you!” “yeah, whatever 🙄🙂”

𖧊 and it worked the other way around as well. a single threatening glance of nat was enough to make anyone scared of even saying your name. yes, you were a pain in her ass but she was the only one who could say that

𖧊 “but you just said she was annoying,” her friend kevin defends himself from her scary look. “don’t call her that, asshole”

𖧊 nat couldn’t invite you over to her house trailer so you would usually hang out at your house or secret places she knew

𖧊 nat is a really lonely and independent person and that’s a consequence of her unstable childhood. running away from the mess she had for parents, she eventually discovered a nice small park with pretty trees around and thought it would be the perfect hiding spot

𖧊 smoking with nat? obviously a must. you would give her the old speech saying that it was terrible for her physical and mental health (🤓☝️) even if you were 100% sure that she wasn't listening and was just giving you ironic commments. "you don't say, princess"

𖧊 deep down, very deep down, she appreciated you

𖧊 “kevin told me he caught you listening to backstreet boys yesterday” you smile at her, watching her messy bleached hair cover half of her face as she smokes

𖧊 “fucking kevin,” she mutters under her breath and it’s the perfect opportunity to play around with her. “aren’t you gonna deny it? wow, you must really like me, nat”

𖧊 “shut up, princess.”

𖧊 it was meant to be ironic but since the first time she called you that, you two were sure that it was nothing but a caring nickname and you were a complete sucker for it

𖧊 spending time together became a casual thing and as essential as breathing. that didn’t go unnoticed

𖧊 showing up to support her on a game day or just practice, holding a big sign with her name written with gliter gel pens and smiley faces and cheering so loud that people near you had to cover their ears

𖧊 thanks to that, she was so flustered that couldn't focus on the actual game

𖧊 classically, the yellowjackets would always make fun of her when you were around but especially when you weren’t. “are you happy that your girlfriend came to see you today?” van teases nat and suddenly she became their favorite subject to talk about

𖧊 “she’s not my fucking girlfriend!” she flips them off and storms off to hide how unbelievably red her cheeks were

𖧊 nat didn't take long to realize she felt different about you. but her doing your eyeliner to match her after you insisted didn't help. it was pretty hard to mantain her toughness when you were lying in bed with her on top, straddling you with face so close that you could smell the blunt in her breath

𖧊 "thanks, nat. what do you think?" you ask when she's done

𖧊 "not bad. thanks to me, obviously," she acts casually but she's like 🧍🏼‍♀️😊😮‍💨😵 seeing you with her goth ass makeup

𖧊 being jealous of you near anyone who would say hi to you was also a clear sign

𖧊 going from friends to lovers with nat would be something hard for her at first. she isn't used to trusting people that much. loving someone? what was she thinking?!

𖧊 this means that she would definitely push you away, intentionally or not, and would act weird for days until you finally confronted her

𖧊 and she tries to be rude to make you leave but it doesn’t work. eventually she opens up about her feelings, shaking and at the verge of tears, and you hug her tightly

𖧊 “i like you too, nat”

𖧊 holds your chin when kissing you 😵‍💫

𖧊 jealous girlfriend that was always there to keep an eye on you but wouldn’t say the words “i’m jealous” even if her life depended on it

𖧊 dating nat meant her having part time jobs to save money for weeks just to buy you something nice for your birthday or to take you to a special place in a special occasion. you cried like a baby

𖧊 you were aware that she struggled with money and you weren't rich either, so you kept things discreet. you would come to her with a tape with lots of songs that reminded you of her, "nat, you won't believe what i made you!"

𖧊 “i have no idea, baby..." but she definitely did cause you would do that at least twice a month

𖧊 she would be the first one to say “i love you” accidentally and got so stressed trying to fix her mistake with a cough but you had heard her and was freaking out, smile from ear to ear

𖧊 “you’re a moron, i love you” it took her five seconds to go from 😁 to 😧

𖧊 “i love you too.”

𖧊 when it comes to affection, i feel like she would be hesitant at first, not knowing what to do. having sex with random people was really different from wanting to show her love for you, it was harder

𖧊 realistically, nat wouldn't be the touchy type. she never really experienced affection from her parents (at least not in a long time), so it would be something new, but wouldn't be opposed to it once she realized how comforting it felt

𖧊 100% touch starved. you stroke her cheek once and she's tearing up already

𖧊 pretends to be bothered but always melts completely when you kiss her and loves to hold hands and intertwine fingers

𖧊 not everything was perfect and sharing feelings wasn’t easy for her. either way, you were always there for her, listening to her talk about her shitty parents or just comforting her after a bad day

BONUS!!!

𖧊 if the iconic barbie movie was released in the 90s, you would BEG her to wear pink clothes to go to the movies together and she would deny it every single time

𖧊 “but it would be so cute! we would match 🥺” you insisted, knowing that she was so close to cave in

𖧊 “it’s gonna make me look stupid, i don’t wear pink. quit it, princess,” nat nods, convinced that you would eventually forget about it

𖧊 a week later, nat is found at the movie theater looking like a damn flamingo

𖧊 “what happened to you? met an unicorn on the way here?” shauna mocks her as soon as she sees the blondie wearing a bright pink suit and black boots, matching your same color dress

𖧊 “shut up,” she gives them her middle finger

𖧊 “happy wife, happy life,” tai murmurs and she just nods, defeated. shauna, tai and van, all in pink thanks to your incessant pleas, followed her to get the tickets while you and jackie were excitedly buying snacks and pink popcorn containers shaped like barbie’s car

𖧊 (she definitely cried at the end and you had to kiss her tears away)

[reyreadersblog]

ALRIGHT Y'ALL MADE ME DO IT!!!

My unpopular tig/tgg opinions!!

FIRST!

These are MY opinions and i'm allowed to have my own thoughts on certian things, just as you are, okay..? Just wanna..get this out of way, i know everyone is respectful in this fandombut still.

1. this is something that should NOT be an upopular opinion. AVERY IS THE MAIN CHARACTER FOR A REASON. okay? She is a girlboss, and she needs more appretiation, cus literally search up tig on tt rn. Everybody and their cat named Stewie is talking about Grayson and Jameson? WHAT ABOUT MY MG AVERY? And if you see any post about her, it's probably a hate vid about how Avery should've kept the money...SHUT UP. Read what she said carefully..."no one deserves that kind of power.." and then think about it deeply.

2. I DO NOT WANT TIG TO TURN INTO A TV SERIES (or even a movie). i can't name all the reasons 'cus then the the list would be endless. First of all, i know, I JUST KNOW, they'll choose the worst cast ever. And even if they find the most accurate cast for the Hawthorne brother i will still be dissapointed, because the images of them i have in my head...THEY'LL NEVER TOP EM. second of all, they will leave out important moments, just as simple as it sounds, and trust me they will, just like they do with most of the live adaptations of books. Third of all, SHIP WARS!!! I phisically can't with ship war, like I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF EM IN THE PAST WHEN THE BOOKS WERE STILL COMING OUT. And just the thought of Averygrayson shipper saying "yeah Avery and jameson were endgame in the books but they might change it in the movie..." GIVES ME NIGHTMARES. and overall, not everything needs a live adaptation yk? sometimes things just have to stay the way they are.

3. ...this is a bit contrevertial.and i don't want to sound like a hater since i've said this a multiple times before but Rohan's pov was my least favourite in the grandest games. Purely bcs whatever Savannah and Rohan had going on...don't get me wrong, i like Savannah (even tho she did and said some fucked up things) and Rohan, SEPERATLY. But them being together...idk man, they were too..."booktokish" for my liking, yk? and i do love banter and teasing, but they were like basic "i like you but i like winning more" "couple". Not to mention they were so random...like where did they come from? I remember when we first saw Sav and Rohan having the same symbols on their cards i was very excited, i expected a different dynamic between them...PLUS THE WHOLE GAME THEY JUST WANTED TO FUCK💀

4. Hating Alisa Ortega and loving Grayson Hawthorne is CRAZYYY, and i'm saying this bcs they're pretty similar in different ways. And the thing is people are mad at Alisa for "saying mean words to Libby" (she was literally doing her job, you would understand if you were at her place) MEANWHILE GRAYSON LITERALLY THREATENED A HEIRESS! (sayin this as a Gray stan) *sigh* y'all are something else🤦🏻‍♀️.

5. Ohh...this one is risky...BUT CAN Y'ALL STOP ACTING LIKE JAMESON IS BLAMELESS?? all i see is Grayson slander, AND I UNDERSTAND, he fucked up, but saying "Jameson was so much better than Grayson" is a lie, at least for me. (He was better for Avery tho) he fs made mistakes that fandoms chooses to ignore. Like lets not act like treating Avery like a toy wasn't wrong. Lets not act like him blaming Grayson for everything wasn't wrong. Let's not act like him reminding Grayson of Emily's death wasn't wrong. And i know that later on both him and Grayson had a great character development, but still, i've never seen anyone talk about this.

6. This isn't about tig. But LIKING JLBS WORK AND BEING HER FAN DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE GLAZING HER💀 (talking about an argument i had a while ago...) like is it so hard for your brain to understand that it's called having an opinion. Idc if it's JLB or any other author, okay? Like i've read almost every Jlb's books and i love them, AND i also publicly talk about how much iblove her work, does that mean i'm glazing her? UHM NO WTF💀.

7. LET. PEOPLE. HAVE. PREFRENCE. (I'm talking about ships btw) . Someone prefers LyraGray over Averyjameson, and that's okay. Someone loves Averyjameson the most, and that's also okay, someone likes Libbynash more then Xandermax, AND THAT IS ALSO OKAY.

I'll probably do part 2, i have more to say i'm just really tired rn.

Also it's not proof read so sorry if there are many mistakes.

[ashton-sano]

Food Wars! Shokugeki no Souma in: Having a Baker S/o

(Char. Involved: Sōma Yukihira, Akira Hayama, Erina Nakiri, Takumi Aldini)

Sōma Yukihira

-Same old Soma tbh

-Sees you as quite the worthy adversary whether or not you're better than he is

-Always the first one to try your dishes

“C’mon! Lemme have a taste, it looks so good!”

-Biggest supporter honestly 

-It doesn't make him any less likely to make you try his gross dishes though

“Oh don't be a scaredy cat, Just one bite!” 

-At least one food war per day honestly

      -Tiring, to say the least

-I'd like to think he has a sweet tooth so you being a baker is like heaven for him

“Everything is here. The cake is cooling in the fridge, The fondant is rolled and properly colored and the frosting is-'' I pause my listing as I realize the frosting isn't where I left it. “Huh?” Did I misplace it or something? “Could've sworn I left it right here.” I blink twice in an attempt to backtrack from when I had it. “Okay, so I remember grabbing the ingredients from the fridge, then setting them right here,” pointing to the counter as I pull a pout. “Then I brought out the stand mixer and began making it. Afterward, I turned away to put the mixer away but when I turned back I still remember seeing it.” I close my eyes in hopes that’ll jog my memory, “Then I ran to my room to get my molding knives and called Soma in to watch the Strawberry puree boiling.” Wait. I called Soma. “I came back and that's when I don't recall seeing it.” That bastard. “SOMA!” I yell throughout the dorm as I dash to his room in a fit of annoyance. As I made my way past several of my roommates, they each gave a fearful expression and made way for me to get by. I clutch the doorknob, slamming the door wide open as I catch the thief red-handed. He had the spoon halfway in his mouth as the frosting was mostly gone, eyes slightly dilating at my entrance. “Oh, Uh...Hey Y/n.” I glare at him, “Why are you eating my frosting.” He looks anywhere but my gaze as he lets out a nervous chuckle, “It looked good so I took a bit and then a bit turned into a spoonful, and well you see what happened.” I sigh, “Whatever, just know you’re making me dinner for the next month for that.” He smirks, “Why say that like it's a bad thing? I love making food for you, Y/n.” My heart warms at his sentiment, “Yeah yeah.” I make my way to close the door but stop just short to peek my head in, “However, do that again and I’ll make sure the only thing you can eat is frosting.” He drops his smile to replace it with worry at my threat, “Yes ma’am.” I close the door and shake my head, too touched to be truly mad. “He thought it was that good?” I let out a breathy laugh on my way back to the kitchen to remake it, “Stop making me want you to come back to steal my food you idiot.” 

Akira Hayama

-Very proud of you 

-However, he isn't very keen on showing it so you’ll have to be patient

-There are some things you add in that even he doesn't sniff out which is probably the only time he’ll get curious and ask about it

“Making something new? What crazy ingredient did you add this time, hm?”

-May act all mean but he is actually very excited when you come to let him try your food

         -Never call him out though, he’ll always deny it

- “This again? Still hard at work trying to perfect it, are you? Fine ill have a taste.”

-Don't let the facade fool you, he’d hate if you asked anyone else to try your food.

       -Can be a bit childish when it comes to that

“Is it too salty?” He smacks his lips a few times, taking in the flavor. “If anything it's a bit lumpy, kinda dry too.” I scrunch my face, “Odd. Could've sworn I kept the heat low enough. Guess I wasn't paying enough attention.” He tilts his head, “The flavors aren't bad though, honestly pretty perfect if you ask me.” I give a small smile, delighted by his praise. “Sorry to drag you all the way here for this Soma.” He gives a low chuckle, “No problem. I'm always down to taste test, especially your amazing food!” I grab the plate with the crumbs of the cake I had recently made and brought it to the sink, “You do not need to flatter me.” He shakes his head, “No flattery needed. You’re talented, nothing to sugar coat y’know.” I wasn't sure how to respond to such blatant compliments so I settled for a small lopsided grin.  “Thanks, that means a lot. Especially coming from the first seat of the council himself.” A light pink brushed his cheeks, “Now whos doing the flattering? It's nothing to brag about. I do have a lot I must improve on.” His ability to grow never ceases to surprise me, “You have quite the determined spirit, it's admirable.” 

“Yeah, I'm sure he's quite the guy.” 

We both turn to the voice that chimed in, “Ah, Akira, how's it going?” Soma inquires with his usual enthusiasm but the albino doesn't share the sentiment. “Fine. What's happening here?” I don't miss his dismissive tone as he turns himself to me. “Soma was just taste-testing a recent cake I was making.” He narrowed his eyes for a moment, “Well how's that going?” He asked but I'm certain he didn't really want the honest answer to that. “Still need some tweaking, but good overall.” He folds his arms, “Well I'm glad he's been of assistance. Now I think thats enough for today, it's getting late.” Its 6:30… Soma chirps up, “Well i gotta head out, needa prepare some stuff for tomorrow's food war, see ya’!” He waves as he leaves the room, and for a split second, you could see a glint of a smirk on Akira’s face.

“You’re such a jealous child.”

“Shut up.”

“You know I'm right.” He pulls me in, pressing a warm kiss to my forehead, “You don't need him to taste your food. I was here y’know.” I rest on his chest, “You never really seemed interested in tasting my food so I asked Soma since he wasn't busy.” He tightens his grip, “Don't do that again. Just come to me and ill give you feedback.” I give a knowing smile but don't comment on his obvious jealousy, “Well ill keep that in mind.”

Erina Nakiri

-A true sweetheart honestly

-Will 100% help you with your sweets and pastries as the loving girlfriend she is

-Baking dates every weekend is a must

 “Quite the variety you have! All this for just one night?”

-Takes a little more time to judge the taste since she does truly enjoy your food and doesn't want to miss any key flavors

       -Has to take a few tastes to actually take it in and not just judge with her god tongue and all that

“Wow, this is well made! The ganache you used brings a beautiful contrast to the moisture from the cake; well done my dear.”

-Basically, her and Hisako's relationship if they were dating; just very doting and sweet entanglement

 -Loves when you surprise her with your treats after/during a long day

      -Simply brightens her whole day

  (might be ooc)

    The kitchen brimmed with anticipation as I stood beside her as she flour-dusted the countertops, and the sweet scent of vanilla permeated the air. Today, she had invited me to step into her world, to experience the artistry she crafted every day.

I watched with admiration as Y/n effortlessly measured ingredients, their hands moving with precision and grace. Their culinary intuition was a marvel, as they expertly combined flavors and textures to create a symphony of tastes. The kitchen became their canvas, and I was fortunate enough to witness the strokes of their pure genius.

With every task that was to assigned me, Y/n’s patience and guidance enveloped me. They encouraged me to embrace the techniques, trust my instincts, and pour love into each step. Their professional expertise blended with unwavering belief in me, ignited a newfound passion within my heart.

As we worked side by side, I absorbed their knowledge like a sponge. They shared secrets and tricks, while their insights lifted my baking skills to new heights. The boundaries between teacher and student blurred, as our connection deepened and our shared love for the craft blossomed.

The oven hummed, the heat embracing our creations with warmth and anticipation. Together, we carefully placed our masterpieces inside, entrusting them to the alchemy of heat and time. The kitchen transformed into a sanctuary of hope and creativity, where dreams and flavors melded together.

As we waited for our creations to bake, Y/n's presence filled the room with an aura of confidence. They smiled,  eyes gleaming with pride and love. At that moment, I knew that this experience was not just about baking—it was a testament to the beautiful bond we shared.

As the aroma of freshly baked goods filled the air, we opened the oven with eager anticipation. The sight before us took my breath away—golden perfection, a testament to our collaboration and dedication. With a sense of accomplishment, we adorned our creations with delicate touches, transforming them into edible works of art.

Sitting at the table, forks in hand, we tasted the fruits of our labor. Each bite danced on my taste buds, an orchestra of flavors that sang of our love and shared passion. At that moment, I felt the warmth of Y/n’s presence, the fulfillment of our culinary journey, and the sweet taste of a love nurtured by the joy of creation.

Baking with Y/n was more than an adventure in the kitchen—it was a glimpse into her world, a celebration of her talent, and a reminder of the beautiful bond we shared. Together, we wove a tapestry of flavors and emotions, creating a lasting memory that would forever sweeten our lives.

Takumi Aldini

-A tad competitive 

-Will mellow out when you’re practicing your craft though

-Absolutely will stare hard at you (but do not point that out, he will blush and pout)

“N-No! I wasn't staring. I don't know what you’re talking about.”

-Please make him some, will be fussy if you don't let him have what you made

-Will always give you pointers though so never be afraid to ask

    -Especially loves it when you come up to him to ask; makes him feel all bubbly inside And a bit outside too. (Again, don't point it out. Tsun-Tsun.)

I carefully dusted the final touches of powdered sugar onto the delicate pastries, admiring the golden crust and the perfectly piped cream filling. My heart swelled with pride as I surveyed the display of my creations in the bakery. This was my passion, my art—the result of years of dedication and hard work.

Just as I was about to take a step back to fully appreciate the beauty before me, I felt a pair of arms wrapping around my waist. Takumi, my Italian chef boyfriend, nuzzled his face into the crook of my neck, his warm breath sending shivers down my spine.

"Y/n, these look amazing," he murmured, his voice filled with admiration. "But you know, there's something missing."

I turned my head to catch a glimpse of his mischievous smile. "Oh? And what might that be?"

He pouted playfully, his eyes sparkling with mischief. "Well, you see, I've been craving your sweet treats all day. You can't just tempt me with these delectable pastries and not save a few for your beloved Italian chef."

I couldn't help but chuckle at his theatrics. Takumi had a way of tugging at my heartstrings with his charm and infectious enthusiasm for food.

"All right, all right," I relented, unable to resist his request. "I'll save a couple of pastries just for you. But you better be prepared to savor every bite, Takumi."

He grinned triumphantly, his eyes gleaming with delight. "That's what I like to hear, Y/n. You know just how to make me happy."

As I carefully set aside a small box of pastries reserved exclusively for him, I couldn't help but marvel at the power food had to bring us closer. Our shared love for culinary delights was a bond that we cherished—a language of flavors and textures that spoke volumes in our relationship.

And so, with a secret stash of pastries hidden away, I looked forward to the moment when Takumi would indulge in my sweet creations. Because in those moments, as he savored every bite, I knew that our connection was strengthened, and our love for each other grew sweeter, one dessert at a time.

(This is my first writing piece on this platform so it's not the best but I hope you enjoyed it nonetheless. Never hesitate to make a request and ill make time for it.)

[narrators-journal]

How does one delete an ask cuz that’s so embarrassing for me bru😭 MY BAD I didn’t see the ship thing, can you do Illumi/Hisoka car sex THANK YOU and sorry for my dumbass ask ‼️

This is one of the reasons I like kinktober. It gives me fun practice, and I get to write for characters I’m not super experienced with anymore! So, while I don’t ship Hisollumi or am very into hunter x hunter anymore, I still had some fun writing this! I appreciate any ask, so don’t feel bad for making a mistake! and I hope you enjoy this little scenario, I tried to keep them in character lol

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CW: An attempt at car sex lol, Illumi's a bit of an asshole

Even to those looking at Illumi’s SUV, it was evident what the assassin was doing. And that was assuming they couldn’t hear Hisoka’s raunchy, porn-volume moaning in the dark parking lot.

But, the assassin wasn’t really bothered with what a passerby saw, or the pink-haired maniac’s noises. The windows were tinted, after all, and he’d made sure that the shadow-filled parking lot they’d settled on for his ‘half of the deal’ was secluded enough that the long haired assassin wouldn’t get caught. So, he let Hisoka yowl like a cat in heat if it got him off faster.

Only focusing on pounding him into the headrest of the pushed back seat. Keeping him in place with a firm hold on his hips, mostly to stop the clown from moving his hips when Illumi didn’t want him to, but also to keep himself from losing balance as the car swayed. “You’re so good at this, Illumi,” the disheveled murderer chuckled breathlessly, moaning loudly to emphasize his point before adding, “We should...do this again sometime~” “No.” Was the simple answer the deadpan assassin gave, adjusting his angle to thrust deeper into Hisoka. Washing away any further attempts to talk. Clawing into the tall man’s hips as he internally pushed down the zip of his own excitement that threatened to mix into his blood.

This is just part of a deal. A payment for help given. Illumi reminded himself, stomping out each and every zing of lust that Hisoka’s loud moans, or the friction of his movements gave. Hisoka is a handsome man, but I refuse to entertain anything anywhere near ‘romantic’ about him. I only enjoy this on a purely stimulation level. Yet, the sight of Hisoka’s colorful hair fallen out of it’s usual, slicked-back style, and seeing the way he clawed into the seat back he laid on undoubtedly tempted the assassin. And, seeing how his body shuddered and squirmed in desperation for more under him, was...Annoying attractive..

However, that thought was waved off. The ebony-haired man had to focus on what he was doing, not what he felt. Feelings were nothing but a hinderance, after all, and this ellicit meet up was a one time thing. I am a Zoldyck, I’ve had sex for favors before. This is nothing but to get Hisoka off my ass. Illumi reiterated to himself, taking a steadying breath when he realized his head was beginning to swim. But, that did little to entirely vanquish the lewd thrill Illumi got from the friction he got from each harsh thrust into the perverted clown’s ass, and the sight of the scars covering Hisoka’s strong back. Revealed when he’d tossed his clothes ahead of them into the trunk area of the car.

The mixture of stimulation couldn’t be denied, at least. Drawing out a few small moans from the assassin when the blissful warmth managed to get to his head. The thrill of sneaking around for this meet up and the sight of a pretty man moaning and whining from the pleasure his harsh thrusts gave slipping out of his hold until his thrusts grew more frantic and uncoordinated. The pleasure slowly seeping through the cold man’s emotionless mask despite his best attempts to quell the swirl of heat under his skin. Only to lose the fight and stutter to a halt buried in Hisoka. Grunting slightly as the pleasure he’d been ignoring washed over him entirely. Soon followed by the pink-haired man’s own dramatic moan at his own climax before a peaceful few moments of silence passed between them. The car stilled, nothing in the air but the scent of sex and the sounds of the duo recollecting themselves. “Well...that was fun.” The clown breathed, grinning back at Illumi as the ebony-haired assassin pulled out of him to clean himself up. “Please get out of my car.” Was the sterile response he got, all signs of lust in the depths of the Zoldyck’s bottomless eyes instantly gone. “How cold!” Hisoka whined, rolling over with a show of his flexibility to lay dramatically on his back atop the pushed-down car seat, making the assassin roll his dark eyes. “I kept my half of our deal, get dressed and get out.” He reiterated, getting a responding eye roll as he moved over in the back seat to pull his pants up.

Getting the message that the fun was over, the clown sat up and found his clothing in the trunk area of the SUV, while Illumi bottled up any stray feelings that escaped his control. They still lingered in the air as his companion got out and fixed the seat while the assassin climbed back into the driver's seat to go home. However, Hisoka did stop him from shutting the door long enough to say in a playful sort of pout, just to mess with the dead-eyed man “How can you be so cold after such a passionate moment? Do you hate me that much?” “I don’t hate you,” Illumi said calmly, “But I held up my end of the bargain, that was it.” The assassin pointed out, making the clown snort, “Ouch, Illumi. Ouch.”

With that, Illumi pulled his door shut and started the car. Leaving Hisoka in the secluded parking lot with barely a glance back to indulge the feelings the murderer had stirred up.

[gildedxxshifter]

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This was legit my first dr when I found out about shifting officially. I had imagined myself in this world so often prior to that, making ocs, reading fics, watching videos. I just have so much love for Equestria and I just know that love will grow so much bigger when I finally get there. Or rather when I become aware that I’m there.

In my primary Equestria dr, everything is a more stylized look than canon. I’ll draw our what everyone looks like when I can. Every pony is so pretty and absolutely radiant! Especially Rarity of course. She has a diamond horn, similar to the amethyst horn Twilight has. My own horn is shimmering gold, and in my dr all unicorns have metallic or crystallized horns to focus our magics.

Speaking of Twilight- we used to be classmates back in Celestia’s school! We weren’t very close, but we were both sort of stand outs of the class. Her because she just had so much raw magic and poor social skills. And me because I was a more foreign student (half Saddle Arabian), so we found common ground being the odd ones out. She was so happy to see me again when I moved to Ponyville. I knew she became a princess, and I couldn’t be more proud of my old friend. I’m helping her write her biography these days, recording her adventures and what lead her to her princess title. I imagine it’ll be very inspiring to many ponies.

I can’t wait to be cozied up in my cottage too. It’s fairly close to Fluttershy’s place! We get together at least once a week for tea, and so she can play with my lovely cat, Rumpleteazer! Fluttershy makes the *best* tea I’ve ever had. She also absolutely grows the best weed and I will not take questions. If you have a chance to have cannabis tea, I highly recommend. But my cottage is absolutely perfect for me. Everything is soft and warm, and everypony feels welcomed and loved. It’s a safe space for ponies that need a moment away from the world.

Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, and Apple Bloom come by pretty often too. They like to hear about my life back in Manehattan and what Canterlot is like (where I grew up). One day I’ll take them for a trip and give their sisters (and Rainbowdash) a break haha! They’re good fillies, teenagers in my dr. I know they’ll be incredible mares one day with so much drive to better the world.

And then there’s the ***princesses***. Practically goddesses in their own rights. And yet, so “human”. They love, they fight, they play, they dream for the future and the ponies they care for. I love them so much.

Princess Celestia, the radiant sun, is a wonderful leader and benevolent. She’s a patron of the arts and education, and it was her guidance that lead me to writing. It’s such a treat for her to come to my book signings! It’s honestly so silly to see her towering over the rest of the ponies, but patiently waiting in line for her turn like everypony else.

Princess Luna, the whispering moon, has really come into her own since returning to the throne. The events with Nightmare Moon did take place, but she has since recovered for the most part. She tends to ponies in their dreams, seeking out those that need her guidance and comforts. She is so beautiful. I hope to become her friend.

As for Princess Cadence, the embodiment of love, what’s not to *love*? She greatly enjoys my writings, and actually sends me letters now and again about what she’s read and her thoughts on it. Fan mail is maybe a good way of putting in. She was excited to meet me when Twilight introduced us, and we spent hours talking about nonsense! She’s such a good queen to the Crystal Empire, and Shining Armor is an equally good king. He’s still such a lovey dork and I know many ponies that are envious of such a pure love.

[divinesplatter]

what are your thoughts on milly/wolfwood….. do you think stampede will push it like tri98 did?

good lird. Good Lird. the thoughts and feelings are Complicated bestie 💀 like. taking a step back and looking at it purely objectively, i think 98s milly//wood is cute genuinely. im not personally crazy abt it but i like them both as characters and i do like the moments they gave them

that being said. the absolute whiplash it gave me EVEN W THE ADDED BONDING MOMENTS when it just cut to THEM IN BED. i genuinely cannot overstate it i have had comphet shoved in my face in media for all my 23 years of being alive and it still made my fucking jaw DROP!!!! it genuinely just came completely out of nowhere. and that feeling of it having little foundation only got stronger when i read trimax and they had even less interaction

like. i truly do like both of them i think its a cute ship genuinely. but the way 98 handled it made me so fucking mad fr esp bc like. they handled vashmeryl REALLY WELL imo so like...... girlies what happened... 🫢

as for stampede. i personally dont see them pushing any relationships to be completely on god. like obv we can all hold hands together and talk abt how vash and wolfwood are gonna fuck s2ep1 like intro scene but realistically i cant see it either. at least not overtly. the way theyre constructing the show is very much so focusing more on the severity of the twins polarizing black/white moralities with humans stepping in to provide the more gray perspectives in between, mainly w meryl and wolfwood. so i think season 2s set up for some very interesting character interactions, esp w the introduction of milly confirmed which i am. so excited for

the characters all still have a lot of growing to do as well. i cannot see stampede wolfwood, as closed off and hissy cat he is whenever someone sees past his front, entering an actual serious relationship w anyone. now obv theres a timeskip so maybe season 2s wolfwood will have settled into himself a bit more and act a bit more like the wolfwood were all used to but even then. id be really surprised to see them pushing any romantically charged relationship, esp between wolfwood and a character being introduced this season

[cloudyskies-starryheavens]

Calling on Dragons

by Patricia C. Wrede

Basic Info

Book 3 of The Enchanted Forest Chronicles Year published: 1993 Page Length: 244 Genre: Fantasy Goodreads Link

Personal Info

Dates Read: 8/18/24-9/5/24 Read or Listened to?: Listened to How many times have I read this book before?: 1

Plot Summary (Spoiler Free)

King Mendenbar's enchanted sword gets stolen by wizards. It's up to Morwen the witch, Queen Cimorene, the King of the dragons, and a magician to get it back.

Full spoiler review under the cut!

Overall Look

Why I Chose to Read This Book: Like book two, I read this book primarily because it's the next book in this series. This is the last of The Enchanted Forest Chronicles books that I've read before, so I'm excited to be starting the fourth book, which I've never gotten to read! I also bought the Book of Enchantments, which is an anthology piece with stories from the Enchanted Forest universe. Not sure when I'll get to that one, but it's on my shelf!

Overall Impression: When I first started listening to this book, I was very pleased to discover that this story is told from Morwen's perspective. Morwen has been a bit of a favorite side character for me, and I was very happy to see that she got her own story. But then the shenanigans started. Early on, we meet an eight (?) foot tall talking rabbit named Killer. I'll discuss him extensively in my designated "complain about the book section", but for now I'll leave it at "I hate this character and he almost entirely ruins this book for me." The central quest for this book was a bit dull for me, and overall, I feel like very little happens in this book. I'll say I thought this book was okay, purely based on the fact that all of my favorite characters get to go on this quest. Still, a lot of it fell flat for me.

Plot Notes:

Character Notes: Morwen: - Bio: Morwen is a witch who lives in the Enchanted Forest with her nine cats. She is considered an "improper" witch by her fellow witches, but doesn't allow that to deter her from going about her business as she sees fit. I suppose she's the protagonist of this story, but only because it's told from her perspective and thus we spend the most amount of time with her. - How I Feel About Her: I love Morwen. Despite my complaints for this installment, I really feel like it rounded out my love for her character. Or at least, the idea of her character. We know almost nothing of her backstory, and she doesn't have any particular character flaws. She just sort of is. And I suppose that's good enough for me, but I wish we could have gotten a little more.

Cimorene: - Bio: Cimorene is the new queen of the Enchanted Forest. She's pregnant in this book, but she doesn't let that stop her from going on a dangerous quest. She's the same as she was in the last book. - How I Feel About Her: Honestly, I keep forgetting she was even in this book. I think she was primarily slapped into this story to make the book more appealing to fans of the others. I still like her well enough in this story, but there are a lot of characters that go on this quest and I feel like she gets a little lost again amongst our bigger players. I also feel so bad for her. She really ends up being a sort of tragic character in this book, I think. Mostly just because of what happens to Mendenbar. I haven't gotten very far in Talking to Dragons, so I still have hope for her, but thinking about how this story ends for her always makes me so sad.

Telemain: - Bio: Telemain is a magician with a huge interest in all things magic. Not only does he study magic, he also performs magic. He helps our band of heroes teleport throughout the land in an attempt to get to the King's Sword before it's too late. - How I Feel About Him: I really like Telemain, actually. His voice actor is the same as last time, and he does the same vocal quirks and inflections. Only this time, it's throughout the whole book. I still don't know whether I love it or hate it, but it certainly adds to his character. But everyone is still super mean to him :( Let this man infodump about magic.

Killer: - Bio: Killer is a regular rabbit who ate some enchanted clover and grew to be eight feet tall. And then he ate something else (I cannot be fucked to look up what it is) and turned into a donkey. And he's hungry all the time, and he keeps eating the wrong things to make him more and more enchanted. His top personality traits are hungry, cowardly, and annoying. This does not change at any point in the book. - How I Feel About Him: I hate this character so much. I think the fact that I listened to the audiobook made this worse, but I'm sure he would have been my least favorite character regardless. The voice actor understood the assignment that this character was annoying as hell, and proceeded to make him more annoying. No hate to the voice actor, but oh my god. The donkey voice actually killed me--like, in a bad way. It jumpscared me every time, and I frequently had thoughts of turning the story off and just reading the book silently in an attempt to escape that voice. I'm having traumatic flashbacks just writing this. Killer is not only completely useless to the story, he inhibits the progress of the team and acts like a whiny idiot the entire time. I think the only useful thing he does in this book is eat the invisible strangling vines to save Cimorene, but even then he bothers the hell out of me. Also he gets a fakeout death? I was cheering when he got stabbed or shot or whatever, but I also figured he wouldn't die anyways since I know this isn't that kind of book. Still, Wrede would have been so goated for killing him right then and there, I might have given this book five stars if she'd had the balls to do that. But no, he gets his own happy ending or whatever. Rant over.

Kazul: - Bio: Kazul is the King of the dragons. She's capable of eating anyone who gets in her way, and will not hesitate to (unless one of her friends politely suggests otherwise). She's very cordial, although sometimes a bit grumpy. She briefly accompanies the group on their quest. - How I Feel About Her: Honestly, I feel like Kazul is underutilized in this series. She's such a cool character to me! She's what this whole series is supposed to be about! She's one of the dragons Cimorene has to "deal" with, she's the dragon Cimorene goes searching for, she's the dragon Cimorene calls upon. In the next book, Cimorene will probably, at some point, talk to Kazul as well. But, just like almost everyone else, we don't really know anything about her. Just a few (entertaining) personality traits. I really want to love Kazul, but I just feel like she's so brushed to the side.

Zemenar: - Bio: Zemenar is the head of the Society of Wizards. He is sort of a co-villain in this book. - How I Feel About Him: Same as always. I guess I liked that he teams up with Vamist rather than just having a generic gang of wizards and/or his annoying son (which I've never even brought up in one of these reviews before because he's so useless (he's supposed to be useless and it is funny, but not that funny)). He also dies in this book, which I wouldn't even really care about either way whatsoever except it sets up the "tragedy" at the end of the book and it's just frustrating to me.

The Cats: - Bio: Morwen has nine cats, each with their own unique personalities and gimmicks. Two of these cats, Trouble and Scorn, go on the quest with Morwen and friends. - How I Feel About Them: I like the addition of the cats in this book, as well as the fact that Morwen (and us, the readers, by extension) can understand them. I actually appreciated the way the cats were portrayed (I am a cat person, for context). I feel like in most media, cats and cat characters are automatically portrayed as aloof, haughty, arrogant, and vain. While some of these are based in truth, my cats are generally very loving and cuddly. Cats are independent creatures, but I feel they get a bad wrap by dog people and general perpetuated cultural/social ideas. All this to say, Wrede keeps from doing this with these cats. Sure, they all have their personalities (obnoxious, rude, southern, fat, sleepy), and they all do have a slight tendency to act haughty, but they all have a deep love and respect for Morwen. I honestly would have had a much better time if, rather than having Killer and two of her cats come on the quest, maybe five of Morwen's cats could have come and Killer could have just not existed. I don't know, the cats were fun for me. I liked most of the scenes with the cats.

Mendenbar: - Bio: Mendenbar is the King of the Enchanted Forest and Cimorene's husband. - How I Feel About Him: He's really not in this book. I liked him well enough in the last book, though, and he seems to be a good husband to Cimorene. Sucks what happened to him, though.

Arona Michaelear Grinogion Vamist: - Bio: Vamist is a petty guy (I think he's literally just some guy) who likes to go after people for not being traditional. He goes after Morwen for being an unconventional witch, as well as a few other minor characters. It also turns out that he's hiding King Mendenbar's sword at his house. - How I Feel About Him: Nothing, really. He's just annoying to be annoying, and a villain to be a villain (and perhaps an attempt to switch up the villain plots a little bit so it's not just wizards all the time). Anyway, I mostly put him on here because I think his name is funny and I wanted to type that out. Also it was funny that they put all of Killer's spells onto him at the end as punishment for being bigoted.

What I Liked/What Worked: I really liked that we got to see more of Morwen in this story. I like her character and I was happy to see more of things from her perspective and learn a little more about her day to day life. I also liked her cats. Telemain is in this book a lot more than the last one, where he was introduced. And I like Telemain.

What I Didn't Like/What Didn't Work: I'm just not a huge fan of this book. So far, it's my least favorite installment. I just feel like so little actually happens in this book. And that would be okay if we got to spend more time with our characters, but most of it is just back and forth or going from point A to point B to point C. I know this book was mostly intended to set up the next and final book, but I still feel like this one just misses the mark. I think what I would have liked to have seen with this book is maybe having Morwen, Cimorene, and Kazul all go together on this quest, and no one else. No annoying donkey, no Telemain (sorry, my guy), just the three gal pals this series started us off with. I think that would have been a much more streamlined story with plenty of time for Cimorene and Kazul as well as expanding upon the relationships between each of these characters. The other glaring issue I have with this book is the character, Killer. I've already whined about this enough so I'll spare you, but I really want to stress how much I hate him. I guess I can also talk about the ending. Mendenbar being frozen in the castle for the next sixteen years is really sad to me. Cimorene is such a good character, it pains me that she didn't get her happy ending. Mendenbar won't get to be a father, and Daystar will have to grow up without him. As someone who lost my father at a young age, this kind of story always upsets me. It's an interesting set up for the next book, but I was really upset that it had to happen to Cimorene and Mendenbar.

The Theme(s) or Message(s) of This Book: Kind of a rehash of the first book; don't let anyone else tell you how to live your life.

The Feelings This Book Evoked In Me: Joy, annoyance, sadness, frustration.

Listening Experience: Eh. The full cast audio is as good as always, aside from the (perhaps overacted) performance from the guy who played Killer. He really was very loud and annoying, which, again, was the point, but my point still stands. Also Telemain had those vocal quirks again. It's fine every once and a while, but I feel like his voice actor maybe overdoes it. I love the idea, it fits his character, just maybe tone it down sometimes.

Final Notes

Favorite Parts/Quotes/Passages: I loved the first chapter where we're introduced to Morwen and her cats, as well as her little chat with the other witch. I also liked the part where they transfer all of Killer's enchantments and curses onto Vamist.

Enjoyability: 4/10

Would I Ever Reread This Book?: No, probably not. Not unless I'm reading these books to my future kids. Unless the fourth book is good, I'd probably just rather reread the first book and maybe the second if I'm feeling extra spicy. This one just feels sort of skippable to me. Cimorene is pregnant, Mendenbar gets frozen, their son has to be the one to save him once he comes of age; that's all you really need to know. Oh, also Morwen is cool.

Do I Recommend This Book?: Sure. I think if you're wanting to read the whole series, it's worth it, but if you just want to read books one and two, you'd probably be just as well off. Again, still have to finish book four to see if all of this was worth it. Oh, and maybe don't listen to the audiobook. Try to read it if you can.

Overall Rating: 6/10

[envschoolblog102692]

November 5, 2023

Blog 10

(Apologies. No picture this week)

I saw the beautiful Siamese again this week. Her nearly pure white coat gleamed distinctly against the bark of the tree she was sitting under. It is for this reason that I've decided to call her Winter. She was loitering around the same house she normally did and I didn’t believe it was her at first. It was an unbelievably frigid morning that day and the cold nipped at whatever bare skin it could get a hold of. As I walked, the cold unforgivingly ate away at my face and eventually, I noticed little flakes of snow beginning to fall. Seeing the first snow of the season filled me with both joy and dread. I've never been a fan of the low winter temperatures but the idea of gingerbread and tree lights warmed my heart. I was so distracted by the sudden snow flurry, that I’m surprised I even noticed her. She certainly noticed me though, and had been staring at me intently as I walked by. 

We stood there for a minute staring at each other under the cold grey sky. It was a standoff, but I was unarmed. I didn’t bring any treats with me and my bag lay forgotten on the floor of my closet. Afraid, Winter leaped across the frost-covered ground and hid under my neighbor's porch again. Here was my chance. I ran back home. I was so excited that I failed to realize that I didn’t have a plan. Nevertheless, I grabbed the cage and some treats, got my neighbor’s permission, and set up a makeshift trap next to their porch. It wasn’t a very good one but I had to try. 

I waited in the cold snacking on some sweet bread I had packed for breakfast. After about 30 minutes I noticed a little head peek out from behind my neighbor's house. It wasn’t Winter. It was another cat that I've named Oreo. I have seen him around the neighborhood before and he wasted no time entering the cage and eating up all the bait I left for the Siamese. I wanted to shoo him away but I knew he was hungry so I waited until he got his fill. I walked up to the cage hoping there was still some bait left. Alas, he had eaten it all, and checking under the porch revealed that Winter had already left ages ago. 

I picked up the cage and left defeated but determined. I haven’t given up yet. Where would this world be if all of the best conservationists gave up on their goals? I’m sure Greta Thunberg felt defeated at times and if she could get through the barrage of negativity she experienced so could I. At least now I know Winter hasn’t gone far. I’m purchasing a humane cat trap. I’ll check it every day in the hopes that maybe I can spare both her and Oreo from the rapidly approaching winter.

[icharchivist]

I feel bad for what everyone else is cooking up for Lu Woh over there, but I think I understand

He's very bullyable, so everyone wants to bully him into submission and that includes sexually

Fediel meanwhile is very open and hot, so people want her to sit on their faces (It's me, I'm people)

Orologia is our parent so we're not dragging them into this mess, Ewiyar is a cat and Wamdus is a child, so at least we still have standards despite being horny.

Galleon, tbh, I don't know. She's great but not really my type. Her gimmick is funny and I appreciate the kissies, but while fanservice-y in design she's not as obviously sexual and doesn't trigger that primal instinct to bully

And Wilnas is almost too obvious. I'm not knocking him, I definitely wouldn't turn him down if he wanted to get nasty, he's very attractive and very nice. He's a himbo and an obvious service top, you ask him for something and he does his best to deliver, despite being very stupid. But he'd do his best, always, and you gotta love that for him. He's always giving it his 169%

Lu Woh is really Going Through over here in the Belial realm. in Icha's gardens we don't let it go this far but holy shit.

But yeah i definitely understand the appeals. he looks like a prideful person so it makes sense people are compelled to knock him down a peg (or peg him down idk man). And i think it's something also with Tsundere with the idea that, since they don't say what they mean, maybe if pushed to an extreme they will be forced to be honest eventually yaknow?

For Fediel yeah, exactly, i think she's too in control of her sexuality and more assertive so people just want to be her thing rather than wanting to humble her in some way

likewise though, i can't imagine Orologia in any sexy stuff, they're too parentshaped for that, and yeah, not dragging Ewiyar or Wamdus into any type of sexy conversations either. Standards, and also why would you. I'll add that even if Ewiyar wasn't a cat, Ewiyar is too in love with Ewiyar to even accept anyone else i believe. Just leave her be man.

Galleon is a weird one for me because i definitely think she's meant to be extremely sexy and all, she doesn't do it for me. There's a sort of mix with her of vulnerability and shyness, while also having open affections, so she can definitely hit some boxes here, but she's definitely not my type. I did see lots of porn of her though and i think people really are into the demure and shy look for a sexy body and the kissies and stuff. Idk personally she gives me big sister, or even motherly vibes at times, that i can't see it.

and for Wilnas he's the one that works his charms the most on me in the whole gang actually so, yeah. Gotta love a pure himbo. This is definitely a type of "you're so fucking stupid *removes clothes as we speak*". But yeah you're right, he'd genuinely be a service top and would just do anything he can to please you and he'd be so excited about it, and eventually would just go overboard because he's so determined to please. Those aren't bad things to have in a character.

He's def more made for this. I think him and Fediel are really the ones who are the most designed to make u go goo gaga. I'm not receptive to Fediel but i sure am to Wilnas, so what can i say. played like a cheap kazoo.

but yeah i mean. I've seen dragon porn but what i can really see from it is that Lu Woh is getting It with people intending to leave him Ruined by the experience. So it's. a sight! to behold!

Lu Woh really unhinge people to a whole different level huh!

[alldisneyrankings]

Disney Channel Original Movie Ranking! #2: High School Musical 2

Okay. I was 12-13 when this movie came out. Prime target demographic. I was literally having a watch party with my friends in one of their houses and as soon as it started we were all squealing. That’s probably the only time I have ever been this excited for a DCOM to come out. Then why is it number 2 on my list and not 1?

I’m sure you can figure out by now what my number 1 is. And when we get to that I’ll explain why. But #2 in a list of 110 DCOMs. Like, that’s still one of the best DCOMs ever.

The HSM franchise changed everything for Disney channel. This franchise is the reason why we have had so many musical movies and probably even contributed to the comeback of Disney movie musicals. Everyone wants to be HSM and capitalize on the success it had. But none have prevailed (I would say the Descendants franchise came very close). And I think part of the reason is that simply HSM did it first.

Okay let’s talk about this movie specifically. It’s just pure fun. The stakes are not incredibly high, but it is important for Troy to think about college and his future career. And Sharpay is significantly involved more in this which I love. Actually I find in a lot of reviews I see people defending Sharpay because she is actually helping him get scholarships for school and is helping him network and make really good connections. And to that I say, okay but for what purpose? It’s not like she has a genuine interest of helping him with nothing in it for her. It’s all about intent. And the fact that Troy doesn’t even know if he wants to play college basketball yet she is pressuring and pressuring him. Gabriella just wants to have a fun summer with her boyfriend, as it would probably be the last before everything gets super busy with college admissions. I’m not saying that trying to network and apply for scholarships for college is a bad thing, but you gotta figure out what you want to do first, or at least have an idea, and have other people respect that and not try to manipulate you.

Anyway, all the musical numbers are SIGNIFICANTLY better in the 2nd one than the first. I dont dance, bet on it, what time is it, ughhh take me back to summer of 2007!!! Life was so simpleee!!

The only thing is I wish that Gabriella had an arc in this movie. It’s mostly Troy’s story. But i guess there wasn’t room to add anything else in. I mean the movie is like almost 2 hours, which is super long for a DCOM to begin with. Unless you remove the Hawaiian musical number with Sharpay, Ryan and Troy. It’s a cute number, and I’d be lying if I didn’t sing to this in the car or on my CD player. But it should have been left out of the movie like in the first cut.

I mean what else can I say? I’m not saying the HSM movies are the greatest movies of all time, but my god, there’s a reason why HSM as a franchise is so successful. The chemistry among the entire cast is straight fire, the music is spectacular, and the story is simple yet relatable. All the other musical movies that followed these two just seemed like copy cats to me.

[unfinshedsentec]

going to a haunted house with the tr characters!!

a/n: I’m hoping this one won’t be my last Halloween thing but it just might be😭

word count: 3.2k+

characters: Mikey, Draken, Baji, Chifuyu, Mitsuya, Yuzuha, Wakasa, and you!!

tw: curing!

Mikey actually doesn’t handle haunted houses well

 Mikey in a haunted house is a horrible, horrible idea

 It was pure hell from the moment you entered the house…

 At first when you were waiting in line, Mikey was absolutely fine

 He was just sitting around with you, complaining…pretty much the usual stuff

 “It’s so colddd!! Why’d you bring me here in the cold??”, the blond boy complained

 “I’m sure being cold will be the least of your worries soon…”, you said, smirking

 “Huh…?”

 Yeahh, you were excited to see Mikey’s reaction to the haunted house, to say the least

 You had never seen your boyfriend get terrified in that way before, and it was something you really wanted to see

 Thankfully, you got what you wanted

 Because right as you walked into the house, you were given a jump scare off the bat

 And let’s just say Mikey did not handle that well…

 “WHAT IN THE MOTHER FUCKING HELL JUST HAPPENED!!!!”

 “AHHHH!!!! YOU’VE GOT TO BE SHITTING MY PANTS!!! THAT SCARED THE HELL ME!!!”

 If only he knew that was only the beginning…

 People ended up jumping out at the both of you left and right, Mikey jumping back and screaming in response

 There were even a few times where he kicked a few things, giving them a good amount of damage

 And throughout this whole thing, you were watching him, shocked, because you really didn’t expect him to react that way

 Hell, you felt bad for Mikey because he was so terrified

 In fact, he started clinging onto you, refusing to let you even move out of his arms

 “Don’t you leave me!!”, he yelled, as you tried to pull away from his iron tight grasp.

 “I just need to grab some water from the bag Mikey…”

 “Grab it later!!”

 You tried comforting him, being sure to hug him to let him know that you were there, but even that can only help so much

 It was a bad situation to say the least

 Even then, things somehow managed to get even worse…

 As you guys were walking the given path, the sound of chainsaw’s suddenly revved up, making the blonde make slightly jump

 But it was whenever he saw the chainsaw guy chasing after him, that he lost it

 He was screaming and running for his life, dragging you with him.

 He was jumping around and all

 It was like watching a cat get chased by a vacuum

 And while your boyfriends reaction would’ve been amusing to you, his pure terror made you very concerned for him

 Especially when he complained about his chest hurting

 You were truly afraid he was going to have a heart attack

 Thankfully, the chainsaw part was the last part of the house, and you were able to leave after that mess

 And after sitting down with him, giving him some water, and giving him some of his favorite foods, Mikey finally calmed down

 Although, he was still clinging to you

 At the end of the day, you ended up cuddling with Mikey for the rest of the night, and watched some super light-hearted show to hopefully lull him to sleep

 Thankfully it did, and Mikey was able to sleep and recover from the experience well

 And you vowed to never, ever take Mikey in one of those houses again

 It was way, way, way to traumatizing for him…and you were scared for his health…

Draken is a puncher…

 Draken may not have a problem with the scary movies, but when he encounters the horrifying stuff in the movies in real life, it’s a whole different story…

 Waiting in line was, as usual, fine

 He was just chilling, being his usual self, not expecting much

 In fact, he even let you stay behind him so you could hopefully feel semi-protected from the scary stuff

 Hell, he even let you grip onto him as tight as you wanted because the anticipation of what was going to happen in the house was freaking you out so much

 And you definitely did not get what you expected…

 Because as you entered the maze, an actor jump scared the both of you, and not only did Draken yell

 But he also almost punched the actor

 Thankfully he stopped himself, but still, he was freaked our

 Sweat was running down his face as he breathed rapidly to help calm himself down

 And that was only the beginning of it

 With each thing that freaked him out he would yell out pretty loudly out of shock, and punch it

 He pretty much broke everything in his path

 The poor people behind you had no jump scares at all because your boyfriend was knocking all the actors out and breaking everything

 And because of that, you weren’t scared of anything

 Well, it’s not like their was anything left that would actually scare you…they were all gone now

 But you were just amused at Draken’s reaction to everything

 “Oh dear, I didn’t know the big bad Ken Ryuuji would become so terrified of a machine”, you teased

 “Y‘know, you can go fuck yourself”, Draken said, giving you a harsh glare

 What he didn’t know about the whole time you were taking pictures and videos of the whole thing for black mail

 After all, it wasn’t like you were going to get another opportunity like this…

 So, you continued to do your thing and Draken continued shit himself

 It was a good combination in your opinion

 In the end, you both managed to make it out of the maze without getting kicked out

 Mainly because Draken was really quite, and the people that were directly behind you were probably too scared to say anything

 That and the fact that Draken wasn’t so freaked out that he was loosing his mind, so he could control himself to a certain extent

 But when things jumped right in his face, he punched them because it’s pretty much his first instinctive thing to do

 So he punched….a lot

 And Draken, was very pissed at you for taking him through the house

 He pretty much gave you the silent treatment for the rest of the night

 And he ended up telling you he would never do anything like that ever again

 It’d be over his dead body if he did

 But little did he know that you’d be taking him on a very special date next year…

 One that included the haunted house…

Baji absolutely hates them with a passion.

 Oh god, you should’ve never taken him to the haunted house.

 It was absolute hell for both him and you

 When you were waiting in line, it wasn’t so bad

 He was just being his usual cocky self

 “I can’t wait to see you loose your shit in there!! I’m totally gonna laugh my ass off the whole night!!”

 But the moment you entered the house, Baji’s cockiness went out the window and hell started

 Because the moment the man entered the house, he immediately shoved a terrified version of you in front of him

 He was practically using you as shield

 In fact, he accidentally shoved you into a few things, making you hit your head off stuff

 Not only that, but he was really loud too

 He screamed into your ear more than once…really, really loudly

 You pretty much had ringing ears from that

 But somehow, in someway, things got even worse

 As you continued to got through the house, things naturally got scary, and Baji lost his mind even more

 But at some point Baji’s defensive mode became an offensive mode

 And the male shoved you behind him and began hitting the actors

 At first it was more of quick thing where he’d do a motion similar to punching them, but would never actually hit them

 His goal was to get scary things away from the both of you

 But eventually the final straw happened

 And that final straw was when an animatronic suddenly scared the crap out of him and he reacted…

 By punching it…really hard

 As a result, the animatronic broke but, thankfully it still worked, barely though

 And your boyfriend had hurt hands

 But after he snapped that once he lost it…and started punching the actual actors, knocking them right out

 They just kept coming and he kept giving them a hard punch after punch

 Eventually security got called in, and they dragged you both out of the house

 The situation ended up becoming such a huge mess that you both got banned from the house

 But that was probably for the best…you didn’t want to experience that again and neither did Baji

 And you both agreed to never do anything like that ever again

Chifuyu is pretty much the most terrified person to ever walk into a haunted house

 Chifuyu didn’t even handle a scary movie well, let alone the haunted house

 But some members of the first division pretty much dragged the both of you to an annual haunted house thing

 And Chifuyu couldn’t say no to them

 Of course, Chifuyu put up a brave face and acted like he wasn’t freaked out by the house whatsoever

 But that brave front sure didn’t last long

 Because as he went into the haunted house, he lost his shit

 Not to mention the first jump scare, when he immediately jumped into your arms because of his pure terror

 The poor boy, every time an actor would jump right into his face he scream and lean further into your touch

 Really, you were the only one keeping him sane

 But what made the situation even worse was when you lost your shit

 You were okay at first, only jumping or flinching at really loud sounds

 But like Mikey, it was when you encountered the chainsaw guy that you lost it…

 Because he not only chased the hell out of you, practically giving you a heart attack, but he chased Chifuyu too

 Poor Chifuyu just froze when he saw the guy running towards you both, but you ran for it, and the guy followed you

 It wasn’t until you tripped and fell onto the floor that he stopped chasing you and started chasing someone else

 But by the time he stopped, you were already so freaked out that you were crying

 Thankfully, a terrified Chifuyu eventually caught back up to you, and pulled you in his arms

 And it was in his arms that you stayed for the rest of the night

 You and Chifuyu held each other and when a jump scare or actor came at you, and you screamed and cried together

 You’d hold him when he got scared, and he’d hold you

 Even after the maze, you guys refused to let each other go, still completely traumatized

 In fact, you ended up sleeping like that and it wasn’t until the next day that you and Chifuyu had calmed enough to let each other go

 In the end, the situation was a purely traumatizing situation that scared both you and Chifuyu

 Unfortunately, you also had nightmares of that chainsaw guy, and you ended up going to therapy for it…

 The situation was an overall, traumatizing, horrible, situation that was not to ever be spoken of

Mitsuya is really calm throughout the whole thing!

 Mitsuya doesn’t really go to anything that’s scary like a haunted house, mainly because of his little sisters

 But, thankfully you managed to clear his schedule on Halloween, and took him to a haunted house

 And you were really excited to see his reaction to everything…

 But, you didn’t really get what you wanted

 At first, when you were waiting in line, Mitsuya was fine, acting like he does every single day

 If anything, he was being a gentleman and bought you some nice hot chocolate because of the cold night

 But that kindness didn’t last long…

 When you actually went into the maze, you were immediately greeted with a really creepy clown actor, who scared the crap out of you

 Unfortunately when the clown scared you, you dropped your hot chocolate all over the floor, making you pretty upset

 And Mitsuya just laughed at you, purely amused

 “Wow Y/n, I didn’t know you’d get so freaked out by that!!”

 “Shut up”, you grumbled before continuing through the house

 And that’s pretty much what the whole house was like

 Mitsuya stayed pretty calm, only flinching and yelling a couple times, while you screamed at everything

 And then Mitsuya would laugh at you

 It wasn’t really a fun experience for you, mainly because you almost shat yourself

 But Mitsuya enjoyed himself

 Of course, if you got too scared, the male would comfort you and give you a sweet hug

 But any other time, he would tease the hell out of you

 And by the time you finished the house, Mitsuya was crying from laughter, you were pretty much on the verge of slapping him

 Thankfully before you lost it, Mitsuya bought you your favorite warm drink and bought you a nice warmed up cookie to make it up to you

 And you forgave him, only under the condition that he had to cuddle with you later

 Unfortunately for you, the time in the haunted house was something that stuck with you forever, as there were some pictures and Mitsuya loved teasing you about it every Halloween

 And he also told a lot of stories about that fateful night

 It was truly something that was never forgotten

Yuzuha is certainly not the Yuzuha you know in a haunted house…

 Scary things like haunted houses really aren’t Yuzuha’s thing

 She was simply, never really interested in them

 But, she was curious enough that when you asked her out on a date to a haunted house, she was eagerly said yes

 And so, you headed into the haunted house

 At first glance, Yuzuha really didn’t see what was so scary about the house

 But when she actually entered the house, her view changed immediately

 Because the moment you both walked in, someone came out and scared the crap out of both you and her

 You, were laughing at the exhilaration of the jump scare, but Yuzuha just kinda stood there shocked, before following you deeper into the haunted house

 And jump scare after jump scare really started freaking Yuzuha out

 While you where still laughing and enjoying yourself, Yuzuha’s previously silent self became no longer silent…

 And she became a whole different person

 Poor Yuzuha started to curse out everything and anything that would scare her, purely from shock and fear

 In fact, she started to unintentionally insult the actors

 She even started to laugh like a manic at everything that even semi-scared her

 It was a truly horrifying sight

 To be honest, you were pretty sure she scared most of the actors off from her laugh and the sadistic look in her eyes

 The poor girl pretty much went crazy

 But some how, everything got even worse when she started to kick the actors…

 Thankfully, she didn’t knock them out but they still got a hard kick in the face and were pretty hurt

 And at that point, security was called in and you both were dragged out of the haunted house

 You and Yuzuha both were also banned from ever coming back there again

 And so, the both of you were left with nothing to do

 “What do we do now??”, you questioned Yuzuha, who was angry at the guards for roughly dragging you both out of there

 “I don’t know”

 “Wanna get ice cream?”

 And so, the both of you went out and grabbed some good ice cream besides heading back and watching movies

 The night turned out to be great because of that

 And you both decided to never go back to a haunted house again

 In your opinion it wasn’t worth it

 Because Yuzuha became the dark version of herself that night

 And you were scared of that…

Wakasa honestly wouldn’t care until someone came up right behind

 Wakasa is a pretty calm guy in general, so these types of thing don’t really get to him

 He may flinch here and there, but that’s about it

 Not only that, but he takes pride in his calmness…so when you asked him to get behind you, he agreed without a problem

 Hell, as the both of you were making your way through the maze, he was laughing when you got scared of something

 Of course, he comforted you as well and held onto your shoulder and rubbed them in attempts to comfort you

 This, of course helped you

 But there was period when Wakasa was so focused on you, that everyone around you noticed it

 “Waka’s obsessed it’s Y/n!!!!”, Benkei said, teasing your boyfriend

 “Shut the fuck up”, Wakasa shot in response, you only laughing at the pairs now bickering

 But while that was happening, Wakasa’s attention was now on you and Benkei, and not on anything in the haunted house

 And one of the actors quickly noticed that and decided to take the opportunity they saw

 So, they went up right behind him, and tapped on his shoulder, only for Wakasa to turn around and come face-to-face with a creepy clown

 And Wakasa flipped out

 “AHHHHHH!!!!!!!”, Wakasa yelled, quickly backing away from the actor.

 The poor guy was tripping over everything as he desperately tried to get away the creepy actor

 And his screaming lasted for a good while, because the actor shocked him so much

 But when he snapped out of his terrified, shocked trance, he retaliated

 And he whacked the clown with a hard kick in the neck, effectively knocking the clown out

 Everyone else, including you, just stood there looking at the knocked out clown and the panting, stressed Wakasa

 And then the all of you continued on your normal merry ways, acting like nothing had happened at all

 Of course there were a few jump scares here and there as you continued through the house, but everything was fine

 Well…everything was fine with everyone expect Wakasa

 He just didn’t react to anything and just followed you around

 Even when you finished the maze, Wakasa decided to just take a seat and sat wide-eyed at nothing

 He was clearly traumatized…and was probably trying to absorb what happened in the house

 In fact, he ended up doing that same thing for the rest of the night and only went back to normal the next day

 After that, you pretty much decided to not go back to one of those houses again

 After-all, the place might give your boyfriend a heart attack…

 And he, agreed

 In fact, the male refused to bring it up at all

 And now, the words “haunted house” were banned in your house

//end!!

[clumsyenby]

I already sent something and I don't wanna spam you but this just came to me: sun/moon messing with readers hair and doing all sorts of stuff like braiding it and making it fancy...since I worked with kids who loved to play with it, I'd figure sun/moon would be the same!

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you didn't specify whether you wanted it romantic or platonic, so i did it romantically (as i often write romantic FNAF x reader). that aside, this was really fun to write! just pure fluff ^.^

TW: none. however, usage of 'beautiful', 'pretty' and 'gorgeous' as a term of endearment. reader has long hair (shoulder length or longer) for this piece. adult, gender-neutral reader total words: 2456 *(Y/N) - Your Name They/He pronouns used for Sun/Moon!

Like Royalty

- after the Daycare closes for the day, your animatronic lovers have a tendency to cuddle with you as a form of downtime. for today however, they seem to have other plans in mind <3

"Goodbye, little friend! See you again soon!" Sun waves excitedly to a child, watching them walk away with their parent. It was closing time for Superstar Daycare, the Daycare Attendant's least favourite part of the day. Sun hated saying their goodbyes to the children, as inevitable as it was. Despite the love for children being coded into their being, Sun knew that their love for them was more than that. It was only at times like these was when Sun wondered if they would be able to have something more, a forever playmate of sorts.

Then, you stumbled into their life. Clumsy yet beautiful, you had stolen Sun's attention from the moment they saw you. Being recruited into the Pizzaplex as a new animatronic handler was a last minute decision on your side, especially since you had just lost your previous job. Money was tight and you needed to be able to sustain not only yourself, but your cat as well. It was almost a sign from fate that a hiring flyer from the Pizzaplex had landed on your balcony.

Only being familiar with the basics of robotics, you knew practically nothing when it came to animatronics. Yet with Sun's warm and encouraging personality, they made your transition into working as a handler go smoothly. Well, as smooth as things could be. Past their friendly façade, was an animatronic filled with separation anxiety and erratic mood swings. It was things like these that ultimately caused their past handlers to quit, claiming that they were 'too much'.

Not for you.

They were your responsibilities. You still remembered the day that Sun had confronted you, telling you that it was okay if you quit over him; that it was okay if you left. You had firmly told him that you would not abandon him as easily and that you truly cared for him. Like a cartoon character, Sun flung themselves at you and chanted praises about how kind you were to them, that you were an angel for not leaving. They only became more open to you about their feelings as time passed, and you took the effort to work through their problems with them, step-by-step.

Once Sun felt that they trusted you fully, they felt that it was time that you met their mirror image, their counterpart. Moon was temporarily out-of-function beforehand, something about a 'virus being in their system' when you had first started working. Even naptime was taken out of the daily schedule for the first few weeks. While Moon was unable to take control of the body, they were conscious the entire time. They could hear each and every word you had told Sun, as well as Sun's inner screams about how adorable you were to them.

Slowly but surely, Moon had grown to accept your presence despite not having the chance to meet you yet. They took your advice meant for Sun to heart as well, using it to calm themselves down whenever they felt overwhelmed.

Inevitably, the first meeting came around. Moon still remembers the memory vividly. They saw the excitement in your features - The way your eyes shone brightly despite the dark room, the way your face held the biggest yet dorkiest grin ever, and the way you swayed nervously in place before asking if you could give them a hug. Moon could only awkwardly nod, taken aback by your giddiness over meeting them. Not one person had been like that beforehand. Most often the people they encountered were looking for Sun, not them.

They wanted to be upset, to push you away and tell you that it was not wise to be close to them. That you were better off spending time with their counterpart instead. Yet while they stayed in your arms, relishing in your warm embrace, they could not find the courage to do so. How could they push you away? Moon felt their chest physically constrict when they heard you ask Sun to tell you more about their likes and dislikes.

Moon had wondered then, was it selfish of them to want this? To want your attention and affection? It made them felt good, something that they have not experienced in years.

This confusion in their systems was what led both Daycare Attendants to have a discussion, an overdue heart-to-heart with each other. Both learnt that they felt the same way about you, that it was not only Sun that felt the tightening of their chest every time you smiled at them, or that it was not only Moon that craved more physical attention from you. Yes, they adored your hugs. But they found themselves wanting more - They wanted to hold hands with you, to be able to lovingly nuzzle their features on yours, like most of the couples they could only watch with envy in the Pizzaplex.

After a quick maintenance check up, Sun had brought up the issue to the technician. The technician only giggled with a proud smile, ruffling Sun's rays like how a mother would with her child's hair. "You're all grown up!" They said with a sigh. Sun's confused response only made the technician laugh. "You're in love, Sunny-boy." Was the only response they gave before promptly leaving to check on the Glamrocks.

Love?

Love was something that was often discussed by the children in the Daycare. Both Sun and Moon themselves were only familiar with the meaning of familial love. None of them were ready for the implications of romantic love, as well as the meaning of heartache when they noticed a staff member taking your attention away from them. They were not ready to handle jealousy at all, choosing to kick out the staff member before keeping you in an embrace at all times whenever other staff members would enter the Daycare. They feared that you could easily be taken away from them.

But regardless of their confusing actions, you never held any anger or malice towards them. Still you smiled at them, gave them hugs and encouraged them when they were feeling overwhelmed at the end of the day. You were there through it all.

It was only then Sun and Moon had finally come to terms with their feelings. They realised that they wanted to be with you each and every step of the way, to be the reason for your smile everyday and to be there for you when you cried. Like a little child, Sun wanted to tell you about their feelings immediately. Unlike Moon, who kept calm and reserved. And so they waited and waited, looking for the perfect moment to tell you.

When both of them had finally confessed, you only laughed and placed a soft kiss on their faceplate. You held them close, telling them that you had an inkling about their feelings for the past week. You told them that you returned their feelings, that you loved them. Sun swore that their metaphorical heart had jumped out of their chest then, evidently excited from your response. Moon was bashful, preferring to keep their face hidden away from you as steam exited through their joints.

When they had finally gathered the courage to ask for a kiss, the aspect that Sun was so excited for, the feeling of your soft lips against their own was enough to make them malfunction. Their body fell limp in your grasp, only to reboot a minute later. It remains an inside joke between you and them to this day.

"Was that the last child?" You asked, appearing around the corner as you wiped paint off your hands. Sun nods before slumping forward. Had their face been as flexible as the Glamrocks, you knew they would have been frowning. "I already miss the children, my star.." They complained lightly.

You giggled and took their hand, guiding them away from the Daycare's exit. You felt Sun wrap their arms around your torso, their fingers lightly tapping in a rhythm on your clothes. "Tired?" You asked. Sun sighs as they nuzzled their faceplate against your neck. "A little,"

"Do you want to cuddle first before cleaning up? Maybe a little rest could help," You mused lightly, a smile on your lips. You knew Sun preferred to clean first before any downtime activities like cuddling, but your suggestion seemed like what they needed for today. They nod, allowing you to guide them towards the plush beanbags that sat behind the play-structures.

Sun purrs loudly like a housecat under your calming touches. You used a damp rag to wipe down their rays as they laid on your lap. If they could close their eyes, Sun would have already had their eyes rolled back in utter bliss. You hummed and proceeded to wipe down their arms and torso, a laugh eliciting when you noticed Sun shifting under you. It seems that even animatronics could not escape the ticklish sensations.

The domesticity of this downtime activity between you and your lovers was something they cherished. As they were the ones looking after children in the daytime, they adored the feeling of being the one being looked after in return. Despite not being in control of the body, Moon could feel each and every sensation, especially enjoying the way little flicks of electricity would run through their body with every loving caress you gave them as you wiped.

When you finished, Sun sat up. Their rays perked up firmly, a feature you had come to learn that they did when they had an idea. Instead of coddling you into their arms as they usually did, they immediately ran into the storage room without any prior warning. You could only watch with confusion before they emerged again, a hairbrush and ribbons held in their hands.

The lights had shut off that very moment, Moon surfacing with ease within the next minute. Red irises stared down at you, "Hellooo, my planet." They held their Os, drawling out the word for dramatic effect. You smiled at them, "Hello, darling. Care to explain why Sun suddenly ran off?"

Moon's confident stance falters for a second. They were still not used to the loving nicknames you had for them, still slow to accept that you were truly their partner now. That the things they longed to do with you were now able to become a reality. Moon recollects themselves, showing you the materials that Sun had gathered.

"Sunny and I think that we should take care of you tonight,"

"Oh?" You tilted your head with a smirk. "How do you propose that?" Moon hums, settling on the beanbag you were on. They put their hands on your shoulders, gently tilting you to face the other direction as they shifted to sit behind you. "Just relax," They whispered softly, a hand in your hair to pull the hair tie away. "We'll make you look prettyprettypretty,"

"Are you calling me ugly- HEY!" You quipped, only to squeal when Moon pressed their cold faceplace on the back of your neck, nuzzling you gently. "You're always gorgeous to us," Moon responds as they began to run the hairbrush through your hair.

Being quite literally programmed to handle children, both Sun and Moon were experts at handling hair. They knew how to do all sorts of styles, ranging from braids to even fixing small mistakes when the occasional frisky child happened to chop off a lock of their own hair. It was almost as if they had magic hands, their loving touches being soothing enough to send you into a slumber.

Moon shakes you awake, a chuckle emitting from their voicebox as you stared at him with bleary vision. "Had a nice nap?" They asked. You yawned and pinched their cheek, "Yes, since someone had hands made of magic," Moon only leans into your touch, growling lightly at your teasing words. You knew his growls were of jest. Leaning up to peck their forehead, you asked if they were finished with your hair.

Moon nods and pulls back, motioning to the ceiling. "The lights will turn on in a minute, but I promise that you look very gorgeous. Just don't let Sunny ruin the hairdo over their excitement," You giggled and raised an eyebrow curiously when you noticed Moon freeze momentarily. Moon sighed. "Sunny says that he promises not to ruin it."

"You better keep your word, Sunny." You laughed and embraced Moon once more. "Hairdo or not, thank you for taking care of me. It felt really nice," Moon purrs under your touch, their cooling fans whirring to life. "No need to say thank you, love. You always take care of us, so we should return the favour as well."

"Getting better with the nicknames, I see." You mused. "Besides, me looking after you isn't a favour. I do it because I want to, I care about you both."

Moon hears the generators whirring to life. The Daycare was about to be bathed in light within the next moment. "Thank you." He says simply before capturing your lips with his own. When you opened your eyes, Sun had resurfaced and was smiling brightly down at you. Sun pulls back, letting out a dramatic 'MWAH!'. "Hello, my star! You look absolutely beautiful!"

Sun guides you over to the mirror near the Daycare's restroom, clapping delightedly to themselves as they watched your face light up. Moon was a creative genius - They took the time to meticulously braid ribbons in his and Sun's colours into a lock of your hair; it flowing down your left shoulder. Moon decided to keep it simple, the rest of your hair cascaded down your back in an elegant braid. You twirled the lock of hair around a finger. "Do you like it!? I had the idea for a lovelock!" Sun asks excitedly, gazing at their idea that came to life.

You smiled, "It's beautiful, Sunny. Moon was very creative for using ribbons since you both do not have hair," Sun sways on the balls of their feet, listening attentively to Moon's response. "Moony says that you flatter him too much!" You waved a hand, "Nonsense! I feel like royalty from this hairstyle alone!"

"Both Moony and I agree that you only deserve the very best, our love! We just love you so much~!" Sun exclaims happily and swoops down, engulfing you into a warm hug. You squealed at the sudden contact and returned the embrace. You kissed their forehead once more, a smile etching itself on your face when you heard the deep purrs from your lover. It seemed louder this time, it was probably due to Moon as well. "I love you too, always."

Sun giggles like a lovesick teenager at your words before deciding to cover your face in their kisses.

[exchangestudentmicha]

Demon Headcannons for the Brothers

AKA I can’t name shit and I am a monster fucker

Also to the person who commented that my last headcannons post was for monster fuckers, this entire blog is for monster fuckers lol

Lucifer

When he’s in his demon form you may notice him puff up and shake his wings a bit, he says its to stretch his wings, but if you pay attention he doesn’t seem to do it around anyone else

He has some big ass talons that he can bring out at will, and holy shit are they SHARP. Like, you know how when a knife is sharp enough it can cut through things like cardboard with little to no effort? Yeah, they’re that sharp

His wings are exceptionally soft and have a beautiful sheen to them, he takes good care of them after all. (That is when his wings aren’t molting)

Yes, he molts. And he hates it. His wings look scruffy and they get pretty itchy, not to mention his feathers get EVERYWHERE. Like they will pop up all around the House of Lamentation for about 3 months after he’s done molting

Mammon

He doesn’t just steal actual valuables, he steals any shiny things that he likes. You’ve actually found a box full of random shiny objects in his room before. Some of them are from his crow familiars, some are just from him finding/stealing them

You’ve seen him on multiple occasions, hopping in the hallways like a crow. It usually only happens when he’s excited though

His wings are very soft, not as soft as Lucifer’s or Asmo’s, but still very soft. And he loves to wrap you in them, even if he doesn’t admit it. He will take any chance that he can find to do it.

Think I’m joking? Spend the night in his room once. If you wake up before him you’ll find that his wing is draped over you like a blanket. And if he isn’t in one of his tsundere moods, you may find him wrapping you up in his wings when he hugs you. (This boi loves you so damn much just hug him)

Levi

He does the snake tongue thing when in his demon form, and yes, he adamantly denies that he does, but you’ve seen him do it multiple times

Speaking of snake stuff though, yes, he can unhinge his jaw. He did it once to eat a taco in the middle of a raid that he was playing through with some of his friends. You still can’t decide if it was horrifying or awesome (or for my monster fuckers like me out there, arousing)

He has venom that he can control whether to inject it or not, its a mix between a neurotoxin and a hemotoxin. So when you’re injected with it your blood starts clotting as you suffocate to death from your muscles not working

Levi does shed his skin every now and then, and he HATES it since he’s usually confined to his tank for a couple days to help him shed and his skin gets all tight and itchy before it happens

Satan

Has hissed at Lucifer at least once in front of you

He doesn’t really show off many horse traits (or more unicorn traits) for his symbolic animal being a unicorn, instead he just acts like a cat

Like, fully a cat.

The only person that he constantly likes affection from is you, with his brothers, depends on the hour, just like a cat. Also, you could’ve sword you’ve seen him cleaning himself with his tongue before, he denies it whenever you ask however

Also, he can breathe green fire. He doesn’t do it much however. It only really happens when he’s exceptionally angry. Like Lucifer did something to piss him off, Mammon stole a magic tome of his that’s from like 1000 year ago and is now irreplaceable, and Levi is playing his video games so he can’t download Ebooks all in the same day angry. Its pretty hard to get him that angry, but when he does you’ll see green fire come from his nose (and see him destroy the House of Lamentation) Its one of the few times that not even Lucifer will confront him

Asmo

He glows under UV light in his demon form, just like scorpions. Y’all found out when you found a video of a person finding scorpions with a blacklight and tried it on Asmo. He now shows it off at any party he goes to

He does actually have a scorpion tail, he just doesn’t bring it out much though.

He does have venom he can use with his scorpion tail, its a mix between a neurotoxin that paralyzes you and an extremely powerful aphrodisiac

In fact, his venom is used in a popular aphrodisiac sold on Akuzon, just with the neurotoxin removed

His charm is ridiculously strong, like, he can probably get nearly anyone to do whatever he wanted, but funnily enough he doesn’t usually use it that much for nefarious means. In fact, usually the worst that he does with it is help his brothers with pranks. He doesn’t see a point in using it to get the people he wants, his looks and natural charisma usually work just as well for that stuff.

Beel

Dude has tried eating at least one of everything in the Devildom, and I don’t just mean food. Remember the pillar incident? Or the Little Ds in Levi’s game? Yeah those are nowhere near the oddest things he’s shoved into his mouth. There’s a reason why Asmo doesn’t buy fruit scented products after all

He does actually have a tail with a stinger on it, its just usually retracted so you don’t see it since its hidden under his jacket

Just like his buggy and snek brothers he has venom as well. It’s technically not as bad as his brother’s venom since it won’t directly kill you, but since it causes pure, agonizing pain, its still not fun at all. But thankfully, just like Levi, he can decide whether to inject it or not. Which is good since his stinger also doubles as an ovipositor

His tongue is really long, like it can extend up to a foot long and is actually a bit rough, do what you please with this information, I know I will ;)

Belphie

His eyes glow in the dark. And you didn’t know until you woke up in the middle of the night and saw a pair of glowing magenta eyes staring at you

He can actually float through using his magic, in fact, he sometimes does it in his sleep, and yes that means you’ve walked into his room and seen him sleeping on the ceiling. He just usually doesn’t float because he’s too lazy

Beel’s and Belphie’s link is honestly kinda crazy. Usually its pretty tame, but sometimes it can border on freaky. They can usually have a rough guess on what the other is feeling, they can feel if something is wrong with the other, and you swear, they always seem to sneeze at the same time.

Just like his brother (and just like a cow tbh) his tongue is also kinda rough, but nowhere near as long as Beel’s

[labeeboheme]

my spencer reid headcanons

(when a happy one matches a sad one, they’ll be matching colours)

also tw - vague mention of suicide, drug addiction, disordered eating mention (never anything graphic)

happy/cute

- Garcia and the rest of the team would leave little sticky notes around his desk and normally they’d just make him smile but when he was having a rough day they’d literally make him tear up with happiness

- he’s obscenely good at present giving, because he simultaneously remembers everything that people say they like and also has his ridiculous knowledge of what exists out there

- one week (it coincided with him being clean for 5 years, he never made the connection) he walked into the briefing room and every member of the team was dressed exactly as him. he kept trying to bring it up and everybody pretended they had no idea what he was on about. it became their BAU group chat icon for years.

- one of the best days of his life was when garcia took him dog walking with her, he got to just wander around with 6 dogs all day

- jack grows to adore him just as much as henry does. spencer hangs around a lot because him and hotch are usually the ones without anyone to hang out with at the weekend, and he takes jack to the museum with henry and michael all the time. jack ends up being a lot more like spencer than he imagined (which both terrifies and delights hotch)

- Spencer has never actually attended a graduation, despite having graduated from various degrees like 10+ times. when the BAU (Alex probably) finds out, they all force him into a gown and rock up to cheer him

- they liked to play trivia games where it was spencer vs the rest of the team, but someone (i’m thinking emily) picks up that it makes him feel left out. they then take turns being on spencer’s team. one month, the non-spencer team beats them and the joy it gives them makes him smile for a week

- garcia learns how to make mocktails and without fail, will make a huge jug for him anytime the rest are drinking alcohol but make sure they’re fun flavours so he gets just as much excitement as everyone else

- after Diana is moved to Virginia, the team become really close to her. JJ takes the boys to hang out with her because she’s always loved children (and Diana sometimes thinks Henry is a young Spencer, which makes JJ worry about how Spencer will react but he’s just sitting here grinning with tears in his eyes because he’s finally getting to see his mom be the mom he knew she could be)

- the BAU love his glasses, and there’s a competition to get a photo of him with them on, but he’s very good at avoiding cameras. After one case in a hotel they even try to hide his contact solution to force him to wear them (amateurs - he definitely keeps a spare box in his coat). There eventually is a single photo of them wearing them, but all members of the BAU fail. Spencer is babysitting Henry, who is distraught about having to wear glasses to school. Spencer gives up trying to comfort him and just takes his contact lenses out and switches them for glasses. Henry is super shocked but so happy that he matches his favourite person, so Spencer takes a photo of the two of them so that Henry can put it next to his bed

- he gets a cat after prison, it’s a tabby cat that is the light of his life, and the cat is just heavy enough that when Spencer gets it to sit on his lap that cat can be used a grounding pressure

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angsty/sad

- developed disordered eating habits that started from him always being super underweight as a child bc he couldn’t afford food and then when he got to college he started to eat properly and put on actually healthy weight but he was so adverse to change that it freaked him out

- one of the roughest days at the BAU, after all the obvious terrible times, was when Morgan and Hotch was just having a casual conversation about how they’d helped Strauss with her addiction and it just broke him. he ended up hiding under Garcia’s desk and he’d only speak to her and Emily (as the only people I think ever actually helped him) and was non verbal, once they finally got him out into the office he refused to speak to either of them and was just stimming with garcia comforting him (once he started talking again he whispered why he was so upset to emily, and she joined him in his glaring at them every time he looked at them. morgan and hotch never really worked it out and eventually reid just gave up on being upset because he knew it couldn’t change what happened)

- spencer has never walked across the stage at graduation, but that doesn’t mean he never went to a graduation. his first degree his mom promised she’d come, but ended up not leaving the house. he stood to the side of the stage in his gown trying not to cry before just going back home and having the diploma mailed to him

- he relapsed in prison. he considered his sobriety over after the events in Mexico, and so just briefly gave up when one of the inmates offered him some. as soon as Garcia came to visit him, he broke down and never did it again. he never told Morgan and so he still got a text every year on the day he first got clean, which he thought he’d absolutely hate but ended up finding comfort in because even if the “happy 12 years sobriety, kid” should have been “happy 2 years sobriety, kid”, it reminded him that he’d done it before and could do it again

- after maeve died and they came round to help him clean his apartment, he was really proud of himself for being able to put her book on the shelf and feel like he’s moving on. and then the next day he was getting ready to go to work properly for the first time and he was just getting more and more terrified and anxious and then started to spiral because the longer he panicked the later he was. and it reminded him of how scared maeve had been to come outside to meet him at the restaurant but she’d done it anyway, and he put the book in his bag and found it a lot easier to leave the house after that

- Spencer is so goddamn bitter about them not helping him get clean, and he mentions it whenever he can. In a angry-but-never-let-himself-be-angry way, he takes some justification in seeing the team squirm with guilt. one day he’s listing symptoms of withdrawal for a case, and just starts to go like “another symptom is intense muscle pain, which for me was definitely the worst” or “yeah nausea is real bad, not that you’d know I guess” like he’s exhausted and pissed off and just gives up any pretence of subtlety

- when Diana dies, the whole team rally around Reid more than he could imagine. They all organise the funeral basically for him, and Garcia constantly cooks for him, and at least one person sleeps on his sofa each night in case he needs them. By week two he’s doing okay, and he quickly realises they’re doing it for themselves more than him, because they’re so desperate to let him know how loved he is. It’s still one of the worst weeks of his life, but it’s bearable and that’s purely down to him never having to feel lonely

- there’s a reason he knew exactly what to do when he walked in on Nathan Harris, and that’s because he’s done it with his mom, except that time he was 12 and his dad had just left and he just sat there covered in blood waiting for the ambulance, and whilst promising the paramedics that his dad was on his way home so that social services wouldn’t turn up, he read countless books on medical treatment so that next time he wouldn’t be so hopeless

- I respectfully disagree with the line where he’s like “this is my first meeting” at the Beltway clean cops, I’m convinced he would drive two hours to a meeting miles away so he could truly be anonymous and sit curled up in a chair and cry in meetings without even the slightest chance of seeing someone he knew

[witch-hazels-musings]

🌸 Ask box open WOOOOO, could I ask for Beidou, Diluc and others of your choice, with someone who is exceptionally gifted with animals, and loves nerding out about them🌸

zoology 

Warning -> SFW (Beidou - long hair mentioned) 

Character X GN Reader | anthology 

Includes: Beidou, Diluc, Ganyu

Beidou

She’s already so impressed with you - how could she not be considering how the two of you met

When she saw you fighting a group of smugglers on the docks of Liyue, your hands gripping onto the cages of the animals they were trying to take with them - not caring for your safety in the slightest and taking hit after hit in a desperate attempt to shield the animals inside 

At that moment, she became your shield - your barrier between the harsh reality of the world and promised to keep you safe 

That bright smile behind bruises and cuts as you watched the small creatures find their freedom once again was enough information for her to know what kind of person you were 

Now, every time she returned to Liyue, she was excited to see your face or the sanctuary you had built from the ground up -- you were a human she wished to see more of 

“Y/N? You in here?” She called out to you, her hand pushing past the beads which separated the outside from the in. Animals ran around her feet and, as carefully as she could, she stepped through them. 

“A!H! Beidou??” Your voice called out to her, a crash sounding somewhere in the distance and a small curse following right after. When she found you, the state of your hair - frazzled and half-hazardly placed on top of your head - the long coat you liked to wear pooling beneath your feet as you worked to pick up the items that had fallen, and the reassuring expression you gave to the startled animals around you made her head swim and mouth stretch. 

“Little friends, hold on. That was rather frightful, wasn’t it?” The tone you used was sweet and kind and she watched as a small fox stepped toward you before pressing its nose carefully against yours. “That’s right, see nothing to be worried about.” 

When you caught sight of her, the grin that plastered across your face reached all the way into your eyes. “Need some assistance?” Beidou asked, extending her hand out toward you. 

“I’ll always take some help from my favorite captain.” 

Beidou would often bring you lost or injured animals - it was like you had a knack for helping them recuperate and on the days when she was around to see you release them back into the wild, well the energy that radiated off of you was stronger than a swing of her claymore 

The knowledge that you had about them shocked her, enlightened her, and made her understood why they were so calm when near you -- to have that level of love and compassion for the creatures of the world meant your heart must be as pure as gold 

Ganyu 

Just like you, Ganyu has a high affinity to care for the creatures of this world. She has vowed to protect them just as much as you have, and her spirit feels kindred to your own -- like two wandering souls who found each other in a chaotic world 

It was after a ‘not so eventful’ sparring match with the adeptis Xiao that she found you - quickly, she made her way to offer you assistance and when she found you holding onto an injured animal with tears in your eyes … she wanted to know more, so much more about you 

The two of you raced off to get some aid, the small creatures shook the whole time in your arms, it scratched and bit at you - she could easily see the marks on your skin - but you continued to reassure it of its safety, never once did you react violently or alarmed at its behavior, and after some time it calmed down … it found a home with you and from that point on never left your side 

The apartment which you decorated in the themes of the animals which you took in, or who visited you on a regular day, felt more like home than anything she’d ever seen -- the open windows, the coming and going of beings whose freedom was all their own, and the space you created for them was everything to her kind heart

The items in her hands were getting heavy, but she continued her way over the bridge knowing that the strain would soon be alleviated. The walk to your home was long, but not challenging and soon she found herself strutting down the path only to find you standing outside in the sunlight. 

You were sitting on a small bench, one that you’d find tossed out by some store owner and had worked hard to bring home. Birds flocked to you, some resting on your head, others bouncing around your feet or over your thighs. They were eagerly eating up the crumbs of food that fell to the ground in even intervals. 

“You must have flown so far to reach me.” The way your voice sounded brought comfort to all who heard it. A kind finger brushed against the chest of a bird who had settled onto your shoulder and when you pulled away it preened its feathers and made a soft chirping sound. 

The birds took flight as Ganyu approached, their upset screams sounding as they settled onto the roof of your home. “Pleasant greetings.” Ganyu bowed, her head dipping slightly before returning to its normal place. 

“Hiya!” You leaped from your spot and made your way toward her with unbound energy. “I didn’t expect you.” 

“I uh - I brought you some things from the market.” 

“Oh wow! How generous, thank you.” You reached for the extended back and let the straps rest over your arm. “Are you busy?” 

“N-no, I have the day ---!” With gusto, you grabbed her hand and lead her toward the house. When you looked back at her it was like looking into the brightest star and Ganyu wondered how she got so lucky to have met you on that fateful day. 

She learned much from you - like an endless wealth of knowledge you shared with her fact after fact and no matter how unique the animal, you still knew so much about it 

There were many days where the two of you would just sit out on your porch and chat about the world outside 

Nature and all its creations were so fascinating to you that it seemed you had lived much longer than one lifetime 

Diluc 

It's not that he … hated animals it was more that they never seemed to get along well with him. He couldn’t understand how someone could be so well-liked by the creatures that seemed to despise his very existence 

“Just … If you’d only just leave, then we both wouldn’t be in this situation.” He called to the stray cat that had lodged itself in the corner of his bar. How it managed to get onto the upper shelves he would never understand, all that he knew was it wasn’t proper to have a cat as a patron. 

He reached up to grab it but pulled his hands away when it hissed violently at him. “I can handle abyss mages, drunkards, and all manner of situations … yet it seems I am bested by a simple cat.” He sighed, rubbing the bridge of his nose as he contemplated his next steps. 

There was a ringing at the front entrance and he turned toward the sound only to catch sight of you illuminated by the sunlight. “Hey there.” You smiled at him but he was much too irritated to return the gesture. “Your face is .. worse than normal.” 

“I have a problem I cannot solve.” 

“What is it?” You settled into the barstool, your arms crossing about your chest as you eyed him curiously. 

“There is an unwanted guest here today, I and cannot get them to leave.” Your expression turned to confusion until you tracked the pointed finger to the corner of the bar. 

“OH! A kitty!” Exclaiming, you immediately ran around to his side, not caring in the slightest of the sign that said ‘employee’s only.’ Grabbing the stool under the counter, you carefully stepped your way onto it and extended your hand to the trembling little one. 

“Be careful, it’s quite viole --” In a matter of seconds, the cat had leaped into your arms and was softly purring away. Its face was in utter bliss as you gave it scratches under its chin. Diluc was stunned, nearly gobsmacked at the quickness of its trust toward you. 

“Animals just like me.” 

“So it would seem …” 

There are people in this world that have an unnatural ability to create trust in seconds and you were one of them -- something about the aura you gave off, the energy that spilled from every fiber of your being told those around you there was no need to be distrustful of you -- and Diluc learned that early on 

Not only were you able to tame the animals around you, but you tamed his unsteady heart --- he felt … comfortable, more like himself when you were around and was often drawn to your side when he didn’t expect it 

The only problem was that you also drew animals to you - and most of them were quite protective of the space at your side, if he wanted to stay there, he was going to have to learn to relax a bit 

Though it’s quite fun so see how tense he gets when they land on him … at least he always had you and his trust hawk to keep him company (if he could manage those relationships, he could manage a few more) 

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