lisdmon
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lisdmon · 6 hours ago
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uses my insane musscle memory to open 4 wrong apps in a row
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lisdmon · 6 hours ago
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having a job won't stop me from unemployed behavior
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lisdmon · 8 hours ago
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guy nextto me on the plnane wearing a tophat urgent urgent urgent about to lose wifi urgent my final message
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lisdmon · 8 hours ago
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“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!
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lisdmon · 8 hours ago
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just cast the fire spell. dip shit
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lisdmon · 8 hours ago
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lisdmon · 8 hours ago
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lisdmon · 10 hours ago
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my autopsy results came back inconclusive
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lisdmon · 10 hours ago
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lisdmon · 10 hours ago
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lisdmon · 10 hours ago
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My friends are convinced I run a wildly popular blog (I do not) so I've started (jokingly) telling them I'm you
You better fucking watch your back
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lisdmon · 10 hours ago
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lisdmon · 10 hours ago
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The legend of King Arthur predates thinking
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lisdmon · 11 hours ago
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Bewitched
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lisdmon · 11 hours ago
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this is me btw . . . me when online frienfds . . . me when close mutuals . . . me talking to the silly people in my phone . . .
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lisdmon · 11 hours ago
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lisdmon · 11 hours ago
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The ancient greeks were right about one thing, at least.
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