#at least it favourite cowboy has a gun

[thesafesexfairy]

I've been slowly catching up on Dracula and hoo boy I did not expect how important magic biscuits were gonna be in this book. Imagine going around fighting a superpowered serial killer with Sacred Wafers. Imagine an old man tells you that mythical monsters are real, but don't worry, we've got these special crackers to keep us safe!

[the-kr8tor]

I finally caved in. Hello Katy may I request cowboy Hobie with a farmer reader who live on a ranch together. (That’s the main idea but you could change or add anything also your choice to make it angsty/fluff etc.). 🤠

Cowboy! Hobie request let's gooooo!!! Thank you for requesting! 😘

Pairing: Cowboy! Hobie Brown x Fem! Reader

Tags: No use of Y/N, no specific physical description of the reader, Cowboy AU, Western AU, established relationship, lovestruck Hobie, FLUFF.

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You're ogling. It's not a crime to ogle your partner per se but with how your horse Luna is currently side-eyeing you whilst you brush her mane, ogling should be illegal. Or at least in your shared ranch. How could you not ogle Hobie when he looks like that?

You sigh deeply, eyes shaped like hearts at his glistening chest. Sweat dripping on his skin like tiny diamonds sparkling in the heat of the golden sun. His arm muscles are prominent as he heaves heavy hay bales over his shoulder. The blue jeans he's currently sporting hugs his legs perfectly like it was tailored only for him. Belt buckle glimmering, a dark cowboy hat protecting him from the sun, and dark cowboy boots to match— you should be arrested by how your eyes are glued to him and him only— even though your animals need your attention.

He knows that you're staring with how his pierced lips subtly curl into a smirk and how he's currently making an effort to stay in your line of sight even though the hay bales definitely don't need to be placed a few feet away from the field to the barn. He has been going back and forth for a while that he feels like his feet have carved a path on the dusty field.

You sigh longingly again and Luna has had enough of you. She huffs loudly, air coming out of her pink nose, head bumping yours to get your attention when her neighing couldn't.

“Hey, girl, what's your problem?” You pat her nose to calm her down. She kicks at the dusty ground, making sure her annoyance is palpable. “Carrots right, sorry.”

You swear you heard Hobie chuckle. But when you turn to look at him, he's currently busy with stacking hay, seemingly unaware. He hides his grin behind the shadow of his hat.

Feeding Luna her favourite treat, she happily chews noisily. Craning your neck to go back to the gun show, you knit your eyebrows to see his usual spot empty.

“Lookin' for me?” Hobie scares the tumbleweeds out of you. He pokes your side, making you jump in place. “You were starin’ a bit too hard. I swear there's holes on my back havin' the same shape as your eyeballs. At this point you gotta pay me, sweetheart.” He shoots you a wink, adding to your quickening heartbeat. Going around the pale horse, his smirk never leaves his face.

He leans over Luna's saddle, face perched on his hands with a smile that could stop someone's heart. Tilting his head, eyebrows raised, he waits for your clever reply. There's only crickets singing in your head with how he looks at you like you hung the sun for him. He just stares at you lovingly, perfectly content, perfectly happy even with all the grime dusted on his chiseled cheeks.

You feel like you've fallen for him all over again.

Copying his movements, you lean over Luna's saddle, facing him with the same love and softness he's currently showing just for you.

After what seemed like hours has passed just from throwing each other heart eyes from looking, you finally speak with a tone that Hobie could only describe as lovestrucked.

“Do I get a discount at least?”

He sucks in his teeth with fake annoyance. “Nah, don't think so, love. You can only see these muscles right here.” Patting his bicep, you laugh.

He thinks he's in heaven.

“That’s true, the sight alone is a rare commodity around here.”

Reaching for your hand, indulging himself with your mere touch, he intertwines your fingers together with his, like vines that grow and weave around each other, never letting go.

“You good? Heat isn't killing you?” He asks you like he's not the one toiling away outside with the sun bearing down at him.

You shake your head, bringing his hand up to your lips to reassure him. You feel the raised skin atop his knuckles, taking extra care, you kiss each one gently. “Nope, I'm melting but I can handle it.”

“Melting from the heat or from the show I gave you?”

You giggle, rolling your eyes, it's his turn to press a sweet kiss over your knuckles. “I should be the one asking you that. You alright? You're sweating a lot.” Wiping his forehead, he closes his eyes, his smile deepens with every wipe.

“Got it all?”

“Mm-hmm”

“Now do my pits,” He raises his arms above his head. “they're awfully sweaty, sweetheart.” He jokes with a deep chuckle.

Hobie expects for you to flinch away, or even screech and run away but you just shrug. “Sure,” your acceptance has him flabbergasted and endeared. “I've cleaned blood off of you, sweat is nothing compared to that.”

“Holy shit,” he says softly, almost a whisper as he goes around Luna to come near you— impossibly near as he holds your face in his hands. You don't mind the smell of hay clinging to his palms or sweat as you lean to his touch, eyes shining and full of affection for the man before you. “You think the reverend is free today?”

Chuckling, you knit your eyebrows in confusion. “What? Why?”

“So I could marry you today.” He says it with certainty that you're sure it's not the heat that has your legs almost crumbling. “Obviously.”

If horses could roll their eyes, Luna would be doing it right now.

[daddy-dins-girl]

Pedro Boys - "Zombie Apocalypse Team"

this might be my favourite one yet... keep reading for headcanons!

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Headcanons under the cut!

Leader - Dave York. Simply put, Dave wouldn’t allow anyone else to be in charge of him, regardless if they’d be better suited for it. Some of the others follow him out of fear, others simply because they'd just prefer not to be in charge.

Brawler - Joel Miller. The muscle. Not so great with his words, much better with his fists.

Weapons Expert - Din Djarin. A bonafide space cowboy, this man has it all. Blasters, rifles, flamethrower, jet pack. Evaporating infected before they even see him coming.

Brains - Marcus Moreno. Truly the Team Leader, but he lets Dave hold the title. He has the mutual respect of everyone, is level headed and the glue that holds the whole group together. He advises Dave, but in a way that makes Dave think they’re his own ideas. Marcus doesn't need to take any credit, he just wants everyone to be safe.

Medic - Frankie "Catfish" Morales. He’s no doctor, but he's had enough basic field medical training in his military days to at least be able to patch everyone up better than anyone else on the team. He’d prefer to be the Vehicle Expert but sadly, modes of transportation in the apocalypse are hard to come by.

Moral Support - Marcus Pike. Always looking at the bright side of the apocalypse. He likes to joke “when life hands you cordyceps, make mushroom tetrazzini”.

Scientist - Ezra. Not exactly Einstein, but he knows what berries and plants are safe and which to avoid during long treks through the wilderness. He’s proven himself useful more so than not. Mostly he keeps Dieter from accidentally un-aliving himself.

Risk taker - Max Phillips. Loud and outspoken, Max's mouth is always getting the group into trouble. Good luck to any infected that tries to turn him though, his ego is so big its like a thick candy shell around the vulnerable parts of his brain.

Stealthy - Oberyn Martell. Forget sniping infected from 100 yards away, this man simply sneaks up behind them and with some flourishing footwork they're on the ground with any sharp object he could get his hands on slicing through the flesh of their throat. He's also stealthy in the way he manages to slip into the others' sleeping bags without them evening realizing at the time that they want him to, but that's a headcanon for another post...

Dumbass - Dieter Bravo. It's not that he wants to die, it's just that he seems to occasionally forget that he can't just eat the fungus as if it came in a Ziplock bag that he use to pay 40 bucks a pop for.

Badass - Javier Peña. This man just continuously takes down infected as if they might actually come to an end. He knows that as quickly as he takes down one colony, four more spring up, but he's stubborn and refuses to stop trying, regardless of how tired he is of it all.

Mascot - Javi Gutierrez. He is babygirl. To be protected at all costs.

Distraction - Jack "Whiskey" Daniels. A real root-tootin, gun-blazin cowboy. Jack never needs to be asked twice to go put on a spectacle in the middle of an open field, gathering all the attention so the rest of the group can flank all sides under brush cover. He seems to have nine lives too, narrowly escaping death more times than any other. And he can handle his own. He argued for the spot of Weapons Expert but ultimately was swayed when he realized being the distraction actually meant being the center of attention.

Stereotype - Pero Tovar. One look at this man screams "if anyone was going to survive a zombie apocalypse, it's him"

Sacrifice - Dio. Look, it was his idea. The weird part was that nobody even asked him to.

First Dead - Eddie. It's just facts. In a long line of Pedro Boys deaths, someone had to be first.

Reply or reblog with your own headcanons, I'd love to hear them :)

[forensicated]

What are some of your favourite episodes of the bill?

Oooh crikey, so many! Thank you for the question! These are in no particular order. Also apologies for the formatting, I'm on my phone trying to reply and remember which numbered episode is which and have to go check some of them to ensure they're right as I've bounced everywhere around timelines the last couple of years doing the recaps and they blurred.

* All Change, the millennium new years eve when cid became uniform for the night.

* Respect 1 and 2, the end episodes. I don't like the way some of the character storylines were wound up but those two episodes were an amazing tribute.

* The Chief Super's Party, June and Roy flirting at the bar, Brownlow deeply unimpressed by the company that Roy kept. Roy getting one over on the super without Brownlow even realising which allowed him to support Ted. Ted's drunk driving crash ending up with him sleeping on a boat overnight and solving a robbery to save his job whilst hungover.

* The Target Trilogy, June and Steve get shot at. It's thought that it's Steve being targeted but they soon realise how wrong they are. Poor Jo 😕

* An Honour To Serve, Gina's last episodes. Smithy's kiss on the cheek and how much he respects her 💔❤️ "Goodnight Ma'am" (RIP Roberta ❤️)

* Lullaby with Smithy going from reading Tim a bedtime story in a cell with absolutely no feeling in his voice through to him singing 5 little speckled frogs to try keep him calm and not worry him when they were kidnapped.

* Integrity, Nicks first episodes. The contrast of him and Smithy paired together is awesome. Especially when they unite.

* Gunrunner, Smithy and guns...

* Witness and the episodes featuring Carly in the run up. Smithy really became the paternal figure that he didn't want to initially and cared about her, Leanne and Brooke. (& laughing at Nate when he runs the wrong way after sending him to chase after her whilst he stands and has a nice little chat.)

* Righteous Kill 1 and 2, Max protecting the wife and son of a man he shot in S019.

* Brittaniamania, Mickey undercover as a football hooligan and Debbie pretending to be his girlfriend with Dave and Paul his workmates though Paul being shit at plastering almost got them caught.

* Episode 154, the aftermath of Mickeys rape. The acting is incredible.

* Tinderbox, Brownlow, Conway and Meadows in an outward bounds team building course against Manion and his cocky cheating team.

* Conviction - particularly the riot training episode where Smithy and Callum end up having a physical fight to end their frustration over what happened with Devlin. The last episode of that is a bit frustrating though as I don't think Smithy could give his guilt over that quickly to accept a promotion when it was eating him alive. It made out he and Stevie had continued a thing from Gunrunner too that they hadn't. (the promotion thing bugged me so much I made a fic about it)

* First Impressions 1 and 2, purely for WUK (or "WUS!") and nick and uniform hiding in Diane's cupboard to watch Ben on cctv.

* Blurred Around The Edges, Smithy's army friend makes an appearance and turns his world upside down. (another I did a fic about!)

* Soft Talking, Smithy delivers a baby in the middle of a street and has to try and find the mother when she disappears and get her away from the abusive boyfriend and dad.

* When the snow lay roundabout, Danny the elf knowing what Matt secretly wished, Reg being the only copper out because of the snow (he'd only gone to get a Christmas tree) Rod trying to scam uniform, a cheeky kid outing him and helping polly and Gary trim the tree and the barbershop quartet!

* PC Smith, Needing to show himself in a good light, Smithy volunteers with Nick to look after a gay couple who are receiving homophobic threats. Everyone is surprised, not least Smithy himself.

*Episode 372, Cop The Lot "Simon Cowell eat your heart out!"

* Cowboy Country, Max ends up using his mother's priest to try track a Polish criminal down

*Game Plan, Max goes undercover with the Monks family.

* Tolerance, Smithy's C019 training and interview.

* Episode 69 and 70, cop idol and Cass being taken hostage and murdered by the serial killer 💔

* 117 and 118 Smithy's first 2 Sgt episodes including singing at the gay club.

* Good Cop Bad Cop , callum's first. Smithy leaps on him twice and Dan is NOT impressed when Callum acts all dodgy and tries to shut him out.

* 131 Smithy goes undercover in prison to try locate some expensive cars and Ken's son.

* 138 and 139 Smithy and Gina go out for a drink and end up in a drinking game. Smithy cheats! "You're a cab!" The next morning Gina had a little prang and all hell breaks loose.

* 162 the first live episode

* 205 206 Nicks last episodes before going into witness protection. I hate that they didn't make more of his and Sgt!smithy's past but at least they acknowledge it in this episode. It's just a shame that a lot of newer viewers would have been confused as hell at what was going on with their goodbye.

* 214 215 the start of Gina and Jonathan properly.

* Appropriate Force, Callum comes face to face with his ex and her criminal husband. Smithy has to literally pull him away from beating the husband into a pulp for attacking his wife.

* 237 Jim and June get married. For the cast dressed up, Smithy teasing Gina about settling down and shoving her forward to catch the bouquet and the beautiful Gina and Jonathan moments. Though sadly they do end up breaking up.

Killer On The Run, Ryan Jones blames Smithy for him killing his wife. (Smithy had let slip that Ryan was infatuated with a prostitute the episode before) and tries to take revenge, holding both Smithy and Pauline, Smithy's mother at gunpoint at various times

* 272 273 Gina taken hostage by Irene Radford and the story of their history and how alike they were falls out.

* 286 Dan's first appearance at the driving school with Amber and Leela. Amber's attempts to get in with the instructor once she finds out she's a lesbian is hilarious.

* 288 289 Andrea is found out and the station explodes in a fireball thanks to Colin Fairfax. Smithy and Ken's final scene is heartbreaking 💔

*298 Dan transfers and puts himself in danger rescuing a woman who is treated as a slave by those she works for as well as being raped by the father. Rosa is terrified but Dan tries to help, made harder by the fact she's deaf and doesn't speak English.

* 302 303 Mickey returns with MIT colleagues and arrests Neil. It's a heartbreaking look at what the rape had done to Mickey or "Michael" as he insists he is now and then something further breaks his heart....

* 327 Gina is found having collapsed at home by Smithy and Jonathan. Gina and Jonathan have a heart to heart and she almost tells him she wants to reunite... Right as he tells her he has a girlfriend. She forces herself to let him go for good 💔💔

* 349 second live episode and the end of Prosser.

* 360 and 361 Dan finally discovers who it is that has been blackmailing him about his affair and a lot is revealed about his history in these 2.

* 402 403 Smithy returns to work after the Larson debarkle to find Gina graffiting his welcome back posters and his first case involving his ex cellmate

* The Fat Lady Sings, Dave is approached by an opera singer who tells him she's being stalked. He ignores her and soon regrets it. Duncan arrives and arouses suspicions when the others realise he lives in a fancy penthouse apartment and has connections in the operatic world.

* Whose Side Are You On?, Dashers arranges a football match against a group of teens and lets Viv play in goal. (Vivs only experience being netball) so he doesn't have to let Bob Cryer play.

* Square Peg Round Hole, John Boulton is stuck with a needle during an arrest and worries he might have HIV but being John he won't stay at home.

*Wannabe, A young girl makes her attraction to Rod very obvious and he uses it to get her druggy parents.

* Team Play, Jack forces Duncan to take part in a compulsory training course with him. Duncan wants to skip it and work a sexual assault case with Liz. Poor Tom keeps being chucked off the case everyrime Duncan can slip out or take calls before he's dragged back in again to unwillingly participate in the exercise 😂

Badlands, the episode with Daves assault and those leading up to it (and after) with Boultons obsession with the Lovers and trying to nail Mick. The one where George loses it and goes for John when he goads him is perfect. Just a shame it leads the the Dave, Jenny, George, Polly mess.

* Trial Run, Rod calls in sick to Moonlight as a bodyguard. He thinks he's getting a female model but ends up with his hands full with two rich kids, one of which is a little shit.

* 427 Dan at the go kart center

* 481 It's Smithy's birthday, but noone will leave him alone.

* In The Know, Leon finds himself under suspicion when he's spotted being roughed up by a target of CID

* That's Love For You & Rescue Me, Leon struggles with a case where the parents of a baby he has bonded with are suspected of abusing her.

* The Truth Will Out, Smithy asks callum to apologise to a bloke who is accusing him of pushing him. He helps out unofficially when a young kid goes missing and panics when he thinks Smithy had gotten stuck during an underwater rescue. Their final scene is amazing.

* Hide and Seek, Leon finds a little girl hiding in a fireplace and they bond a she looks after her whilst they try to find her mother. They have tea parties and pretend to be invisible and all sorts ❤️ and then Tilly breaks his heart when she says "I thought you were my friend." he later risks his job doing something naughty that is seen by Rachel...

* Solace and The Calling. Dominic is incredible in these episodes, it's a real masterclass of how he can show every bit of what Leon is feeling with the slightest change of expression.

* Tombstone, Callum tries to deal with the death of his estranged father and the knowledge that he was a rapist.

Twanky, Sun Hill put on a panto and catch a criminal attempting to off an officer during it, hopefully without the audience realising.

Sorry, went a little overboard there! Interested to hear about yours (and everyone else's!), Anon!? Could have gone on all night naming eps.

[cartoonedin]

sapphire dorm + video games hcs. probably ooc but idc <3

sophia touches grass too much to be considered a gamer girl but after rory introduces her to first-person shooters? you're dead. you're gone. you're her dad you're reporting her but she'll never be dead or gone because pro teams all over the country are trying to recruit her. which country. who knows. she only plays at her friends' houses on saturdays because she doesn't want her brother to snitch on her swearing but sometimes she uses her 'oops i fell off a cliff again and need to call for help' projection and gets banned from those houses too. she and her horse-poop-covered hands hate mobile games. her parents are the reason new candy crush levels are still being added but she has neither the patience nor the long-term planning skills for level one. did the genocide route on undertale in record time because she thought it was how the game was meant to be played. into red dead redemption for the horses and the bearded cowboys who learn about fatherhood via gunfights.

ava is a handheld console girlie. if pokemon nurse were an actual profession she'd be employee of the month thirteen times a year. her animal crossing island has a better economy than every continent combined. that being said the day her brothers introduced her to warioware was the day the world was introduced to true bloodshed. has broken at least one controller because of sheer emotional attachment to a cute character. treats pikmin like a survival horror game and dead space like a sci-fi romcom. got the pacifist ending in undertale and does not understand why other rpgs don't have the mercy option. unless rory's in the game at which point she brings out the laser guns or whatever to get back at him for making her reveal her middle name. you know he's let that slip to more than one call of duty lobby ok let a girl live.

layla's favourite game is google chrome. she's boring and i love her for that. she speedruns minesweeper and solitaire to get her mind off particularly devastating biographies. she's friends with everyone's parents on candy crush and scrabble. she could be a gm on chess.com but she overthinks her moves to the point of losing on time despite playing as white. she's almost been hacked so many times because she can't resist correcting bad moves on word formation advertisements and gets led to online casino #infinity or something. she has a lifelong streak on every new york times game except vertex because you cannot tell me wildstar's constant use of her magic didn't destroy her eyesight even further.

isabel puts the bro in smash bros. rotates between king k. rool, sonic, and greninja because she has a brand and it must be tangential to adhd medication. in the same vein as sophia i think she touches grass too much to be considered a gamer girl but she makes rory keep up with madden and fifa news just to figure out if she's been added to the latest installment. she has a skateboard on her dorm wall but never uses it so i'm thinking she played through the og trilogy of tony hawk's games as a kid and echoed every voice line to the point of perfect memorisation. take the word dude away from her and she's mute. also i think she discovered happy wheels on her mom's computer and ruined several important business presentations that way.

valentina is a slightly grown ipad kid. i'm sorry but you can't tell me she didn't steal her style from dress to impress. also she rates everyone one star on those games not because she's a corrupt voter but because she has a sixth sense for when a bitch is hiding bacon hair beneath a hundred layers of sparkles. up there with isabel in terms of lacking screen time video game wise because i truly believe her family would spend their money on better (read: elite-r) past times but she 1000% plays the sims. one world is for planning fashion moments and carrying on the digital furi bloodline. one world is for drowning people by deleting their pool ladders and saying "not now sweetie mommy's cyberbullying the mayor" to her baby who's on fire.

rory's room looks like a gamestop. idc about his canon phone case he is SILLY. he will play anyone in smash as long as it looks funny next to the other character but he has a soft spot for kirby, yoshi, zero suit samus (isabel side eyes him very hard for this at first but it's still a very gay choice i promise) and wii fit trainer. his personality is held together by goat simulator, untitled goose game, and donut county. also duct tape and blue raspberry gum. he trolls a little (a lot) on first person shooters and mmorpgs mostly so he can pretend with an ounce of plausible deniability that he's just having a fun unserious time when sophia and/or ava beat his ass at both even though they're on the same team.

[pink-strawberry-kissess]

Re4 Remake with Leon Kennedy Actor, Nick Apostolides & Heisenberg actor Neil Newbon and Tom De Ville

i’ll only be taking note of anything that i think is interesting but please watch or listen to the whole stream if you want to know other stuff that happens

WHY DID HE (NEIL) POINT HIS GUN AT ASHLEY TO PUT DOWN THE LADDER SJKDFBSKJFS

neil IS REALLY JUST LEAVING ASHLEY BEHIND SJFDSJKSFBS

neil said *middle finger* BYE ASHLEY

i have a feeling he might not like ashley sjkbdfskjfdbs (he’s probably joking)

nick is not going to back seat game lol

they are going to have a bad time, he (neil) is not keeping track of ashley lmao

nick did blow up ashley and kicked her in the head in his own gameplay

“THAT DOG WAS A FUCKING DICKHEAD” 32 minutes in. neil thinks the dog is a dickhead

34 minutes in, nick says “Leon Fucking Kennedy” in an accent lol

question section starts at minute 41

nick is eating oreos again

one of nick’s favourite leon lines are “the bingo line,” and he didn’t want to spoil the other lines since neil hasn’t gotten there in the game yet

in game mechanics, nick did almost none of the mocap for it. he thinks it was done in japan with another team. (almost all internally in japan) (tbh i’m not 100% what he means by this and it’s not clarified) (EDIT: i think he means that anything that wasn’t a cut scene he did not do any mocap work)

nick does not have final say in anything, he was not allowed to change anything at the end of the day

he was allowed to suggest some lines, but capcom gets the final say

47 minutes, he said he vibes with the re4r team a lot and he said he had a bit more fun with this version of leon. he got more collaborative liberties in re4r

nick had been working for leon’s character for 6 years at this point

he was “allowed to be more of a cowboy” minute 49

he said that the building show he’s working on has helped him a lot with gratitude and how it applied to how he characterized leon as well for re4r

nick has been a fan of re4 for 18 years

neil loves how leon opens doors “it’s unnecessarily flexing,” (it actually reminded me of how aragorn opens doors in the lord of the rings lmao)

neil was born in the 70s lol 1hr01 

actually, yeah why does the photo say 1981???? but it’s like more like 1891 maybe it was an error????

1hr07 nick says “leon needs a shower cap” lol

question section number 2 is 1hr13

nick’s fave is double stuff oreos

nick did not do the round house kick in mocap

nick also did not do the death scenes in mocap, he mostly just did the cut scenes. i guess that’s what he means about the game mechanics he didn’t mocap that

he did the facial and voice over for the death scenes though

nick’s favourite death scene is the axe death with the three cracks at the neck

neil’s favourite is the chainsaw through the chest death

1hr17 nick says “miranda, that bitch.” for trying to do one of heisenberg’s line

neil every few seconds, “ashley’s dead”

omg neil is refusing to sell the fish because neil played gavin and oh god i forgot his KAMSKI in detroit become human and one of the things was you can save the fish in that game so he’s refusing to sell the fish in this game lol

1hr30 “I can also sell Ashley Graham apparently, which is worrying.”

andre (va for luis) got luis’s jacket made!

1hr33 neil “IM GONNA LEAVE LUIS TO HIS DEATH CAUSE HE’S A FUCKING DICK.”

1hr42 neil does the leon suplex

nick apparently died at least four times during the first cabin rush scene with luis

1hr48 nick has a feature film coming sometime in the summer! maybe netflix! it’s called aftermath!

1hr57 nick mocap the guy who got squashed by the door (OH I THINK HE’S LYING LOL)

ASHLEY HAS CONSUMPTION SJFKBSDFKJS

ughhh this stopped before mother would’ve showed up lol but here are more questions!

okay nevermind they had no more questions!

maybe next week they might do another session (never mind they’ll figure it out!)

nick’s next convention is maryland may, 26-27, 2023

he’s going to do more streams with more actors!!!! hopefully lily soon!!!

they raided nicole and andre afterwards! :D

[cyberdragoninfinity]

Kalin for the ask meme?

YEEAHH KALIN havent thought hard about him in a hot minute let's goooo

Why I like them/why I don’t: THIS GUY TRULY HAS IT ALL. he killed a cop (based.) he died and came back wrong and then died again. the Yugioh Character Urge to Want to Kill Yourself. he had a Loud Cackling Freak mode. he's a MISERABLE COWBOY. he's grimy and hot. his dub and sub voices both go hard. he could even be transfem.

What I like about their appearance: i love kalin's hair....across all three of his 'designs' it's such a strong element with that stringy white sort of shaggy look. the Crashtown gun duel disk is also just insanely cool. the whole cowboy fit tbh.

Do I prefer their dub names or original names?: i like both but i do think Kalin Kessler has a particularly lovely ring to it. it feels very 'cowboy' so it's especially fitting.

OTP: i do like yusei/kalin quite a bit, it has a lot of fun avenues it can go in. it can be messy as fuck. it can be struggling through healing. it can be divorce. kalin died in yusei's fuckign arms. my GOD.

NOTP: idek...team satisfaction as a polyam ship im not really into but thats less because of kalin and more because yusei jack and crow are brothers to me lmao

OT3: i do think yusei/akiza/kalin is fun especially if you start doing some dyke maneuvers to it.

Favourite card they use: I LOVE INFERNITY DOOM DRAGON A LOT. IT HAS GOOGLY EYES!!!!

Favourite moment they were in: will forever be obsessed with when he just starts firing a sawed off shotgun at the baddies in the fucked up crashtown mine. DOUBLY so in the dub where they like?!? changed the bullet effects to PLASMA BLASTS?!?? FALLOUT NEW VEGAS.

Least favourite moment: it is like. obscenely fucked up what happened to him in prison. like. jesus fucking christ.

Something I associate with them: THE HUMBLE AND HARDY OPOSSUM

[disastrouscanasta]

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hey, thank you so much

my three favourite films? that is. difficult. letterboxd lets me have four and even then i can’t narrow it down

my top spot is easy though, it goes right to Tombstone (1993) because I love Wyatt Earp and Doc Holliday stories, i love the acting, costumes, set, score, screenplay, etc. of the film. it’s just a 10/10 all around from me, even though i would understand other angles on it (aka it’s kinda cheesy, it has very 90s film moments, but it’s special to ME)

#2 fav film uhhh okay. this is where i open up letterboxd to help me out. i very much enjoy the evil dead franchise, and i’ve seen the first film The Evil Dead (1981) more times than any of the others from the series, so i’ll go with that

and finally in no 3 spot for my favourite films would be something by tarantino. it’s cliche, i know, but i enjoy style and guns. my brain has been focusing on The Hateful Eight (2015) for a good week now, but i’ve been busy and haven’t gotten to it. usually this spot would go to Reservoir Dogs (1992) but i am feeling the cowboy shoot-em-up. i’ve never posted a Hateful Eight fic, though i have drafted some stories, but i have written and posted for Res Dogs

[blazingstar29]

boys broncs and bull dogging

top gun maverick, hangman/bob preview

Of all the places in the world to hide, rural Wyoming seemed like a pretty good place to Bob. Though, if he’d known who else was a closeted bronc rider, maybe it wasn’t his smartest decision. 

“Hey, Bobby.”

His head swung to the ground below the chute, eyes blowing wide. What the fuck?

“Hangman,” he says hollowly, just minutes away from climbing on a bronc and his most recent pest has a front row seat. “What are you doing here?”

He shrugs, waving the cage helmet aloft. “Same reason as you.” Swiftly, he clambers up beside Bob and starts fussing with the tack on the horse. 

“What are you doing?” 

“Making sure they tied it right. Don’t need Phee’s wizzo taking extra time out for injuries,” he mutters. Bob is taken aback. There’s too many things running through his head at once and now he’s seconds away from getting aboard. Hangman turns to him, standing with one foot on the rails, the other dangling in the air. “Hang on, Bobby.” 

He scoffs. “Is that why they call you Hangman?” There’s a twinkle in the other cowboy-slash-aviator's eyes. “Oh my god, it is, isn’t it?” 

“All-round cowboy two years running in college,” he says slyly. “Third year was my first in flight school in the Navy. Helmet got caught on the rope when I went to bail, kept me there thirty seconds until someone broke it off.” 

Bob whistles. “Hell of a ride.” 

“Yeah, don’t go having one of those, alright?”

“I ain’t here to break any records,” he assures. The gate hand signals him up, Bob moves to straddle the chute from above, horse eye balling him from below. 

“Then why are you here?” Hangman calls. 

“Same reason you fly singles,” he says before closing it all out. 

The horse is warm beneath him. More than once he’s been told he has a death wish when riding bareback broncs. Men don’t just hand over all control to their pilot unless they’re a little crook in the head. Bob knows his wild and western tendencies are carefully hidden. An unruly youth is better kept in the past. To show up to work every day and have people see what they want, someone unassuming and gentle is the way he likes it. He likes it because he can keep a secret.

Secrets have been clawed out of him for as long as he can remember. People struggle to take him at face value. They look at him as if to say, is this it? Is this all there is to you? They don’t like that the answer is yes.

“He’s a regular at off season rodeos. His full time job is flying at supersonic speeds in the United States Navy, rider 189  is born and bred in this town, ladies and gentleman , Robert Floyd riding Freight Train!” 

The crowd always loves the fact he’s born in this town, and the fact he’s in the Navy makes him a crowd favourite, even if they have no idea who he is. The commentator is a friend of his fathers, meaning that information is common knowledge and frequently trotted out. 

He nodes, peripheral vision blocked by the cage around his face. The gate rattles open and the horse leaps out from underneath him. 

Bang. 

Bang. 

Bang. 

Three bucks, rapid fire. Like flares dropping over a demolished Uranium site. 

Bang. 

Bang. 

Strong broncs, left arm high, eyes to the ceiling. 

Not even five seconds have passed and he’ll be in for some money. At least, he might have been. If it weren’t for the next trick Freight Train tries, it is throwing himself into the panels of the arena and then into the floor. 

—

Jake doesn’t know why the first person he tries contacting is Maverick, as if he’s their emergency contact to a bunch of school kids. But for a rare time in his adult life, he feels the need of an adult. An actual adult. A supervisor, not a peer. 

He’s on his third call, the first two ringing out when he finally picks up. 

“Ice-”

Maverick’s voice is muffled and Jake wonders what the hell he’s just interrupted. 

“You seem to not get the message, if someone does not pick up, it’s because they’re–”

“Bob Floyd’s in the hospital. There’s been an accident. Please tell Maverick.”

Wait, shit– 

He just cut off the COMPACFLT. 

“Jake.” That’s Maverick’s voice. “Jake, you’re on speaker with me and Ice. Talk to me. What happened?” 

He stares at the stall of Bob’s horse. Seemed he had a jam packed night. Bulldogging and bronc riding. “We’re in Wyoming. Ran into Bob at a rodeo.” It feels like a betrayal to tell them this unknown side of the wizzo. “There was an accident.” 

“What happened?” The Iceman’s voice is slow and deliberate. 

Jake forces air in and out of his lungs. “Bob was riding. He drew a rank horse. I knew this horse’s trick. I should have told– It threw itself against the arena railings, then onto the floor. It’s bad, sir. It’s bad.” 

Half a day's drive away, two senior officers feel their hearts stop. 

Maverick clears his throat. “Where are you?”

“At the rodeo grounds. They air lifted him to the hospital. His dad’s friend went with him.”

“Do you want me to fly out there, tell the others? What do you need me to do, Jake?”

He doesn’t know, only that he thought that Maverick would know. “I don’t know.” Then after a pause. “I’ll call Phoenix. If you could contact the Admiral. We’re due to report in a week. We all are.” 

There’s an implication in his words. 

What happened is bad enough that Bob won’t see the outside of a hospital for a while. 

[quasi-normalcy]

Several people are asking for it, so here's the list of sources.

"A shifty alien bartender..." This happens in DS9's "Little Green Men"

"There are three mutually contradictory explanations..." TAS's "The Magicks of Megas-Tu" (the devil), Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (God), and TNG's "The Nth Degree" (a giant floating head that is, apparently, not God, though it kind of looks like him)

"One of the most compelling and sympathetic characters..." TNG's "Elementary Dear Data" and "Ship in a Bottle"

"If you fly too fast..." Infamously, VOY's "Threshold"

"Said salamanders are actually..." also "Threshold"

"The universe is balanced..." Lower Decks's "Moist Vessel" (and then a running gag for the rest of the series)

"Three separate groups of Space Nazis..." They appeared, respectively, in TOS's "Patterns of Force," VOY's "The Killing Game", and ENT's "Stormfront"

"Two cowboy planets..." These appear, respectively, in TOS's "Spectre of the Gun" and ENT's "North Star"

"Two planets that are just post-apocalyptic versions of Cold War-era Earth..." These appear in "Miri" and "The Omega Glory," both from TOS

"Chicago mobsters..." TOS's "A Piece of the Action"

"Roman Empire never fell..." TOS's "Bread and Circuses"

"...Has its own Jesus" Also TOS's "Bread and Circuses"

"Anthropological law governing..." This was also mentioned in "Bread and Circuses"

"Because of the intervention of an ancient race..." TNG's "The Chase"

"Roddenberry Sex Planet..." Wrigley's Pleasure Planet, mentioned in TOS's "The Man Trap"; Argelius II, from TOS's "Wolf in the Fold"; Delta IV, mentioned in Star Trek: The Motion Picture; Betazed, mentioned throughout TNG and DS9 and shown in TNG's "Menage a Troi"; Rubicon III in TNG's "Justice"; Risa in TNG's "Captain's Holiday" and "The Game", DS9's "Let He Who Is Without Sin...", and ENT's "Two Days and Two Nights"; probably others that I'm not remembering off the top of my head; parodied by the planet Dulaine in LWD's "The Least Dangerous Game"; not a Roddenberry creation, but the planet Taresia in VOY's "Favourite Son"

"Jack the Ripper..." TOS's "Wolf in the Fold"

"Amelia Earhart..." VOY's "The 37s"

"If you have a high ESP score..." TOS's "Where No Man Has Gone Before"

"Space Vikings/Samurai" = Klingons; "Space Romans" = Romulans; "Space Fascists" = Cardassians; "The Space British Empire" = The Dominion; "Space Bees" = The Borg ("If they sting you, you will turn into one" This was established in Star Trek: First Contact and has been shown many times since then)

"Klingons have two dicks" ENT's "Will You Take My Hand?" (implied a few times earlier)

"...Eating car batteries" Picard's "Mercy"

"...Pope-king of his capitalism planet" DS9's "The Dogs of War"

"When a Ferengi dies..." This was established in DS9's "The Nagus"

"The fight for Ferengi women..." Several episodes of DS9, notably "Profit and Loss," "Family Business," and (*sigh*) "Profit and Lace"

"...communicates only by punching" VOY's "The Fight"

"...rearranging hallways" VOY's "Twisted"

"...manage to suck." Try watching them and you'll see what I mean.

"...make you violently, murderously insane" TOS's "The Tholian Web"

"...Make you violently, murderously insane but in a way that specifically attacks your ability to enter REM sleep" TNG's "Night Terrors" (technically it was alien telepathy that blocked REM sleep; the anomaly was unrelated);

"Retroactively prevent life..." TNG's "All Good Things"

"Make you hyperfixated..." ENT's "Singularity"

"Turn gravity sideways..." ENT's "The Xindi"

"Turn you inside-out..." Mentioned in ENT's "The Expanse"

"Cause you to turn insubstantial..." TNG's "In Theory"

"Trap you in a timeloop..." TNG's "Cause and Effect"

"Trap every member..." Prodigy's "Time Amok"

"...Splinter space into regions where time flows at different speeds" TNG's "Timescape"

"...Splinter your ship into regions existing at different points in its history" VOY's "Shattered"

"...Turn reality into musical theatre" SNW's "Subspace Rhapsody"

Things that I SWEAR I'm not making up about the Star Trek franchise:

A shifty alien bartender, his brother, and his nephew were what happened at Roswell

There are three mutually contradictory canonical explanations for what exists at the centre of the Galaxy, none of which are "A fuck-off gigantic black hole"

Two of these things are, respectively, God and the Devil

(The crew got along well enough with the Devil, but Spock had to blow-up God with a torpedo)

One of the most compelling and sympathetic characters in the franchise is a hologram of Professor Moriarty who gained enough self-awareness to realise that he didn't need to be evil just because he was written that way

If you fly too fast, you turn into a salamander

(Said salamanders are actually the inevitable endpoint of human evolution)

The universe is balanced on the back of a giant koala (why is it smiling? What does it know!?)

There have been three separate groups of Space Nazis (not just aliens with a fascist government; literal Nazis with armbands and swastikas)

There are also: two (2) cowboy planets, two (2) planets that are just post-apocalyptic versions of Cold War-era Earth, one (1) planet ruled by Chicago mobsters from the 1920s, and one (1) version of Earth where the Roman Empire never fell

The Roman planet has its own Jesus

There is an anthropological law governing parallel planetary development that holds that planets are likely to recapitulate eras from Earth history

Because of the intervention of an ancient race of ur-humanoids, most sentient races in the galaxy look like human actors with rubber prostheses glued to their foreheads

There are so many planets centred around sex and hedonism that people in the fandom use the term "Roddenberry Sex Planet" to describe them

Jack the Ripper was an alien ghost

Amelia Earhart was abducted by aliens

If you have a high ESP score, you turn into a god when you try to fly outside of the Galaxy

The major antagonists are: Space Vikings/Samurai, Space Romans (not the Romans mentioned earlier), Space Fascists (not any of the nazi groups mentioned earlier), the Space British Empire (ruled by goo people), and Space Bees (except you'll turn into one if they sting you)

Klingons have two dicks

Borg assimilation can be catalyzed by eating car batteries

[thisfanisgonesorry]

sleep pun - arthur morgan

i wrote this as a birthday gift for my friend last year and i never posted it so lol

cws // obviously fluff, kinda estab rship but take it as you want. for fic reasons lets pretend his tent has some privacy, i know a lot of peoples tents don’t. the locations of the camps are up to the reader so it’s kept vague but im thinking valentine. canon deviation. i love him so bad pls someone get him some self esteem.

<3

I sat with my back against a tree just outside camp, the moon glistening bright as the gun laid limp in my hands. There’d been shouting and gunshots appearing in the distance, though that was none of our business. Not unless it came close to us. Looking through the tree-line, I sat trying to make pictures of the stars to pass the time, admiring the Milky Way and trying to find the constellations Mary-Beth read about in a book of hers. It’d been a long day, and guard duty was the final straw.

I sat with heavy eyes, waiting for the sky to lighten as an indication I could leave but tiredness started to consume me and I’d only been sitting out here for at least a few hours. I began to groan inwards, more-less directed at Dutch’s foreboding attitude. He sits around in his high-quality tent, reading his numerous books, coming up with his ridiculous speeches and useless fuckin’ plans that get us nowhere. 

“God damn it, Dutch.” I mumbled, closing my eyes and leaning back against the tree. My head felt too heavy with exhaustion, a yawn escaping me.

“What’d he do now?” A familiar voice called, I looked up to see my favourite cowboy looking down at me, a grin spreading across his stubbled face. The pale moonlight did it’s best to soften his features, though he always angled his hat down to avoid it.

“I was out in town all day and he has the nerve to keep me out here.” I spoke with a yawn, “I robbed a bunch of guys at the saloon and outside of town. Some of the town girls helped me out, if you know what I mean. Got like, 75 bucks.”

He only responded with a furrowed brow, taking the gun from my hands as I fought off another yawn. I could try and argue that I wasn’t tired but it was to no use, he was smarter than that. He began wrapping an arm around me and pulling into the warmth of his chest, which was nice on the cool night. He was smiling off into the distance as his hat sagged over his face.

“You look just as tired as I do.” I nudged at him, realising he’d had a just as long day and he was keeping himself awake to sit out here. He turned to look at me, flicking his hat up so I could see his eyes.

“That’s just my mug, cowgirl.” He responded, though a yawn escaped him too. “C’mon, honey, we gotta get you to bed.” He let out a warm chuckle that vibrated his chest, it was also a half-excuse to get himself to bed, because we both knew sitting against the hard bark of a tree was not comfortable. He eventually changed positions and forced me to wake up enough to get us to the camp.

I rubbed my eyes as he changed his position around, picking me up and throwing me over his shoulder, “You ain’t gonna walk, are ya?” He spoke, walking us back to camp. He laid me down onto his bedroll before he quickly disappeared towards Micah’s tent.

I tried to angle my head to see what was going on through the doorway of the tent that was left slightly open. Arthur gently shook Micah with his foot to wake him up before giving him a medium kick, he gave a loud groan of pain before I heard them grudgingly walk their own directions. 

A wide grinned Arthur entered the tent, his hat removed from his head in his hands, placed to the side somewhere. He had a lantern in the corner of his room that lit up his features, he was painfully beautiful in the warm light. A sight for sore eyes as there was not a lot we could see in the dark of the night.

“Did you just make Micah take my shift?” I mumbled.

“Yeah. He wanted to shoot me in the head.” He gave a short laugh, sliding onto the bedroll and trying to find a comfortable position, it was definitely not the size for two people though most nights he’d find a way to make do, almost always refusing to let me go to my own tent or to let me move my bedroll to his.

The final position had him laying on his back with me laying, for the most part, entirely on top of him, his arms wrapped around my torso, our legs intertwined and my head buried into the warmth of his neck. The blanket loosely draped over our bodies as we laid in the comfort of the night.

“Are you comfortable?”

I let out a hum, feeling the way his chest vibrated as the words left his heavenly mouth. I could only hold him tighter in my arms, though I couldn’t reach much around him, only weakly holding onto his chest. The gentle sound of the breeze and the subtle whisper of Arthurs breathing as he tried to fall asleep were like a lullaby, the sound of crickets and other wildlife filled the air. The feeling of being with the sweetest man on earth was just enough to feel like I was already dreaming, and with that, he always managed to lull me to sleep.

[annathesillyfriend]

August slipped away like a bottle of wine which mean it's time for another rec list! Marvel? Who's she? Tom Holland? We don't know him. As you will see, Top Gun men have taken over my life this past month along with Steve Harringtion (still haven't seen Stranger things but let's not talk about it). I hope you're gonna enjoy all these wonderful stories just as much as I did 💕 Have a beautiful September 😌😌

To all the writers - I love you and I appreciate you so much!

To all the readers - please, share the fics you read and love. The reblog really makes the change! It’s the least we can do to show our gratitude.

Also, please, mind the writers’ warnings!

🌞 BRADLEY 'ROOSTER' BRADSHAW🌞

the actress and the aviator blurbs by @greenorangevioletgrass

↳ collection of wonderful stories all about my favourite duo written by my favourite person ✨ i love every single one of them with my whole stupid heart :')

ocean in a seashell by @seasonsbloom

↳ one shot, 18+, what a stunning story it is, i am at a loss of words, please read it!

this fic by @bradshawsbaby

↳ one shot, 18+, mr bradshaw makes pregnant!wife feel good while making me lose all my marbles 🥵 i also highly recommend the whole rooster masterlist!

🌞JAKE 'HANGMAN' SERESIN🌞

silk by @siempre-bucky

↳ one shot, i've read so many jake fics this month (like SO many) but this one has decided to implant itself in my mind and never leave, i think about it at all times

and the truth of the matter is (i'll never let you go) by @fidogo

↳ one shot, 18+, definetly in my top jake fics, loved this with my whole being

king of my heart by @kyber-crystal

↳ one shot, jake really is the kind of my heart (body and soul)

butterflies by @almightyellie

↳ one shot, this makes me go AGHHH 😫😫😫 but like in the best way possible

do not disturb by @callsign-valley

↳ one shot, 18+, every single cell of my body is in love this with one

it's not me, it's you by @phoenixsbby

↳ one shot, I LOVED THIS!!!!!!

the last word by @sunlightmurdock

↳ one shot, 18+, don't we just love mouthy boys 👀

tommorow never comes by @purplevortexx

↳ one shot, i enjoyed this one so much!

i drive your truck by @wombtotombx

↳ one shot, this shit hurted 😫 but it's also so good!!

dime store cowboy by @//seasonsbloom

↳ two shot, 18+, a big yeehaw moment 🤠🤠

this fic by @seasonsbloom

↳ one shot, i just love that man so much

🌞ROBERT 'BOB' FLOYD🌞

of gym buddies and overlapping schedules by @priceof-freedom

↳ one shot, i loved this so much!!!

about time by @lovecraft

↳ one shot, 18+, the summary of this fic is 'bob gives you a compliment, you nearly give him an aneurysm' and if that doesn't make you wanna read it, then something's wrong with you 😬 SO GOOD

my love, forever by @robertcallsignbobfloyd

↳ series, i am loving this series so much 💕

sunscreen by @siempre-bucky

↳ one shot, dad!bob owns me

hair by @//siempre-bucky

↳ one shot, see above 👆👆

this fic by @//siempre-bucky

↳ one shot, i might be a little bit obssesed with bob and Kristi's work 👀

🌞MICKEY 'FANBOY' GARCIA🌞

take me by the heart, take me by the hand by @ae-gar-targaryen

↳ one shot, danny ramirez and all of his characters are meant to be somebody's boyfriend i swear

🌞BUCKY BARNES🌞

twisty by @musingsinmoonlightlibrary

↳ one shot, 18+, the summary alone has me losing it but the fic itself is even better 💕

for the first time by @jobean12-blog

↳ one shot, 18+, Jo, you bloody legend, this is so BLOODY GOOD

i need him like water by @pellucid-constellations

↳ one shot, get your tissues ready :')

drunk in love by @bethdutten

↳ one shot, 18+, reader can't keep her hands to herself and i can't really blame her

delicate by @mediocre-daydreams

↳ one shot, i loved this as much as i love the song it was inspired by 😌

🌞SAM WILSON🌞

i've got time, i've got love by @rodrikstark

↳ one shot, mannn i love this

🌞STEVE ROGERS🌞

...and i'm wearing tights by @ronearoundblindly

↳ one shot, 18+, no thoughts brain empty 🤤

🌞MATT MURDOCK🌞

neogenesis by @murdock-and-the-sea

↳ one shot, Vidra's back at it again making my heart melt :')

🌞PETER PARKER🌞

the favourite by @softspideys

↳ one shot, stark!reader, i don't know what is says about me but i live for stories likes this one 😅

🌞JOAQUIN TORRES🌞

middle by @fluffyprettykitty

↳ one shot, boyfriend!joaquin is just a dream

🌞TOM HOLLAND🌞

bound to you by @vendettaparker

↳ series, royal!au, the best word for this story is a masterpiece, stunning work!!

no shoes, no shirt, no problem by @heyhihellowhatsup0

↳ series, 18+, another banger of a story from Nicole, tom + a lovely island sound like a dream 🥰

this fic by @//sunshinehollandd

↳ one shot, the softest thing ever 🥺🥺

i see you by @luciwritesstuff

↳ series, social media au, this was so fun, i loved it 😁😁

🌞STEVE HARRINGTON🌞

i love you by @collecting-stories

↳ one shot, FHJSKGHJSRGKJHDHGLDFKJLIFJG

fools by @spencerrxids

↳ series, i just love stories that make my heart hurt

hidden keepsakes and i don't hate you, i just don't like you by @hellhue

↳ two shot, 18+, yes, that's all i have to say

dirty dancing by @nexusnyx

↳ one shot, biker!reader, this made me yell 😁

this fic by @sunshinehollandd

↳ one shot, dad!steve, i can't even 😫😫

wash day by @//sunshinehollandd

↳ one shot, 18+, okay when is my turn to wash his hair???

chain reaction by @custardcrazy

↳ one shot, so lovely 🥰

power trip by @silkscream

↳ one shot, 18+, yes yes yes

and i get this feeling in my chest by @upsidedownwithsteve

↳ one shot, jealous steve and some soft times 😌

🌞EDDE MUNSON🌞

june baby by @luveline

↳ two shot, single mum!reader, i haven't read part 2 yet but i am looking forward to do so, incredible story!!

[galaxyedging]

So my brain decided to start a multi chapter fic about a character I know nothing about. Again.

When the West Was Wild (working title)

Masterlist

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9

Silva x OFC (no description, a last name is given in later chapters)

Story summary: A women making her own way in the lawless West has her quiet night interrupted by a stranger in need. While helping him she finds a few unmet needs of her own.

Chapter summary: She had planned for a quiet night but you know what they say about the best laid plans...

Mentions of adultery and gun violence.

Tonight was her favourite night of the week. Not that it had much competition. Her life was quite. Far from the adventure she had expected when she had moved out west from New York. When her former husband had turned tail and fled at the first sign of trouble, she had stayed. Her heels had well and truly been dug in when she found out that her father's outrage about the whole sorry situation was directed at her. Not at the man who had swore to stand by her, yet left her to survive on her own. And survive she had, thrived even. She played her husband and father at their own publishing game. A woman of her social standing, well educated, roughing it out west? The newspapers in New York ate up her articles. It paid her a fair wage. Much more than most women could expect out her. Not without getting her hands dirty, one way or the other.

In her articles, she wrote about anything and everything. It was her honest, straightforward voice that found her acclaim. Her accounts of conversations with the locals. With old cowboys that had ridden halfway across the country. Spend countless nights under the stars, even more hours in the saddle. Veterans that witnessed horrors that she couldn't image all in the effort to build a great nation. Their thousand yard stare making her wonder if it could ever be worth it.

She wrote about her survival. How she had learned to fend for herself. How she had become friends with the women from a local indigenous tribe. She also added the atrocities they had been through to her article, that part never saw the light of day. She wrote recipes, those were very popular. The rich, spoil, elite got a kick out of read what some people would eat to survive. She even wrote all about how her husband, who upon hearing about a few robberies around their quiet little town, had packed up and left. Using what little money they had to hire a some muscle to escort him back home. That didn't see they light of day either but it made he feel a little better that at least some of his peers read how pathetic he was.

When they came out here, she was under no illusions to how bad it could get. Her mother had been a nurse in the war. Raised in a tiny cabin, much like they one she stood in now, with several siblings, the woman knew a thing or two about having a rough go of things. It was only when her mother met her father that her life got easier. She made sure her daughter knew how to handle herself. Her husband, however came from old money on both sides. He never had to work a day in his life. The most he did was throw his weight around at the printers before heading to his gentleman's club. He thought an adventure in the wild west would be exciting. More like he wanted it for bragging rights to impress the young help at his club. Who she had since found out, he had bedded several of during their short marriage. She refused to dwell on that, she was here, supporting herself and she was going to be proud of that. The past three months she had done well for herself. The cabin was ready for the oncoming winter. Between her modest wage and her newly developed hunting and gathering skills, she has kept herself well fed. After a bout of illness, she was even starting to gain a little weight back.

Smiling to herself, she set about her Friday night routine. The day was taken up with chores, that of her own and of her older neighbours. Mary and Thomas were still in great shape, some jobs were just better done with help. They often returned the favour. Thomas had helped her chop wood, the last of her chores, earlier so the night was hers for bathing and reading. The tin bath set up in the middle of the room had been her only extravagance. Bathing was one of the few home comforts she refused to give up. Bathing, reading and a shot of whiskey now and then. The whiskey would come later. Just before she settled down into her bed made for two. The extra room was usually a luxury she enjoyed, it was only now and then it gave her reason to dwell. She wasn't looking forward to being alone over the long, cold winter but she might actually be able to finish her novel. Every cloud has a silver lining. That what her mother always said.

The water warmed in the harth as she stripped down to her slip. The nights were still warm in the fall, the fire keep the room cosy. It was as she pour the first lot of hot water into the tub that she heard it. A high pitched whinny of a horse. It sounds scared or in pain. Both of those options filled her with dread. She couldn't find it in her to leave a horse in distress so she made her way to the window. Shouting joined the horses whining. Followed by three loud gunshots. Self preservation made her hit the floor and scramble for her shot gun. She had no idea what made her open the door.

The lamp light from her windows only illuminated so far. She could pick out shapes in the dark if she focused. Two horses. Both agitated. Neither had a rider. One rider seemed to be on the floor. As peered into the darkness, trying to make out the condition of the body on the floor more clearly a man appeared in front of her. It all happened so fast, she barely managed to get the shot gun up in front of her before he was right there, his broad form crowding her. One arm up holding his shoulder, blood pouring from between his fingers. The other arm slapping the barrel of her gun away. His brown eyes were wide. With fear? Pleading? She couldn't tell. She didn't have much time either as he promptly passed out in front of her, landing heavily at her feet.

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[puffin-smoke]

1 - "Y'know what? I think I'll go without breakfast today."

2 - Duarte smiles and nods, extending a hand and trying her best to be polite. "I'm Duarte. Nice to meet you."

3 - If anyone asks she's a "reclusive billionaire". She hasn't really got a job outside of dealing weaponry to the other villains; she's technically still on the run from the heroes after blowing up one of their headquarters, and that just kind of makes getting a job so much harder.

4 - She'd be fine at it, just wouldn't enjoy it as much as just sleeping inside. She'll get the tent up and the fire built pretty quickly, but she'll be gripping her bear repellent the entire time.

5 - Gotta go for the classic cheese pizza, can't be beat in her book

6 - (I'm assuming they're a kid in this scenario) She rocks up to a house, in a cowboy costume that doesn't fit her quite right, and knocks on the door. When it opens she'll draw her fake gun and point it threateningly at the poor person who opened the door. "Stick 'em up! Hand over all ya candy, buster!" She looks back to see her dad glaring at her, and she lowers her gun. "If you wouldn't mind. Thank you. Happy Halloween."

7 - She's really good at javelin. Has considered using her least favourite teacher for target practice.

More questions/scenarios for the bug army!

1. Scenarios

All of the bugs were in the living room talking to each other

One of the bugs: wait who’s cooking breakfast again

All of sudden the kitchen door opens and they see jemma with a towel in her hand while there is smoke coming from the kitchen

Jemma coughing and waving the towel around: breakfast is ready *coughs and then the fire alarm goes off* better give it a minute *Closes the door

2. Mila(one of jemma’s adoptive mothers) seeing the bug army again: it’s so nice to see you again ^^

If she’s meeting the new bugs

Mila: hello it’s nice to meet you I’m Mila Yearwood one of jemma’s adoptive moms

3. Villain bug Au!

Do they have a citizen job that hides their villain life

4. If they were to go camping how would that go?

5. Favorite pizza?

6. If they were to go trick or treating how would that go?

7. High school bug Au

If they were to play a sport which one would it be?

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[papasmistakeria]

Cursed Star Trek TNG headcanons cause I made one on TOS and thought it would be appropriate to make one on TNG, my new favourite series. Also people are saying the one with TOS is "more canon that cursed" so I present to you something even MORE cursed (ft. Alot of Data cause he's my guy)

Geordi has canonically lowkey almost fucked the Enterprise. Geordi tries his hardest to hide the fact he nearly fucked a hollogram but everyone knew. And goddammit everyone felt so bad for him

Geordi is also still a virgin

Riker is a Pansexual King and he has a certain 3-rule policy on what and who he could fuck; 1. Are they of age?, 2. Are they sentient and intelligent enough to consent?, and 3. Can they communicate?. If they meet this requirement, as long as they consent, he will fuck them

Riker opens 'Pansexual Support Group' where he encourages people to be themselves and he consults them on their insecurities and relationships. Like, one time, a crew member was insecure about their relationship with another crew member and he's like "Don't worry King. If they're the one for you they would put your feelings first before sex"

Riker has fucked nearly half of the crew and has fucked like 3 of the bridge crew the very least

Picard has a weird lisp that made him say French word in the most British accent possible

Picard has one of those false baguettes that are actually swords in disguise, except inside one of those unsuspecting baguettes, there's a phaser

Picard secretly plays Jenga by himself and costantly loses to himself like the boomer he is

Every year on Picard's birthday, the main crew would throw a a different kind of surprise each year. Usually it starts out with everyone annoying the shit out of Picard, sometimes Q is involved cause he has a Fat Crush on Picard so he and the crew formed a once in a year truce, usually Q would transfer them into a dangerous/uninhabited planet to stress Picard out even more and finally, by the end of the day, they're back on the ship and there's a big surprise party thrown! Picard's birthday is both the most stressful and fun day of his life

Beverly puts up a special bed in sickbay which she called the 'no no bed'. Anyone who doesn't listen to her and get some rest while on sick leave would be sent to the 'no no bed', has to put on a hat that says 'I'm stubborn and I make my doctors worry :(', and only eat soup or porridge until their sick leave is up

Beverly embodies everything Leonard McCoy was except she has a more motherly energy. Like, she'd still deck an entire alien species cause "The Hippocratic Oath is MY prime directive, bitch" but she'd do it in a way that involves alot of scolding and caring like the mom she is (and a spray bottle)

Geordi had a FurAffinity account when he was young. And a Fursona. He still does. Wesley would furry-shame him for it

Geordi and Data once nearly destroyed an entire solar system cause they accidentally made each planet go to war on each other during shore leave, they've been deemed intergalactic war criminals in those planets specifically and have been banned from them. Nobody knew how they did it in within 2 days of shore leave but they did

Worf has a small teddy bear from when he was a kid and he still kept it around. It's as big as his palm and it has angry eyes. He usually hides them until nighttime

Tasha has a sweet tooth and would literally go gorilla whenever she's high on sugar rush. She's once managed to nearly destroy half of Ten Forward after like 10 glasses of chocolate milkshakes. Everyone in the crew are concerned

Deanna's favourite movie is Rango cause it's about self discovery and cowboys and holy shit it's a lizard with a gun. Usually during movie nights, the crew would literally complain every time it's Deanna's turn to pick a movie cause she'd pick Rango all the time

Data is everyone's little sibling (and adopted child). Anyone who has beef with him automatically has beef with the rest of Enterprise-D. "This is Data, our android child. Yes he's like stronger and smarter than anyone in Starfleet but he's also babie so back off >:("

Once on a shore leave on Earth, somehow Data auditioned and ended up in Broadway as a main cast for the 24th century remake of 'Spring Awakening' and 'Les Miserables'. It took them 3 weeks to convince him to leave Broadway. ("Data this is a time sensitive mission!" "Can I at least do 3 more shows? :(" "... Ok fine but after that we're leaving")

Data plays Animal Crossing and assigns the crew with their villager counterparts :)

Riker and Data exchange Pokemon cards and Riker infodumps about Pokemon like the big fan he is. Riker also has Pokemon-themed merchandises, from his blanket to his underwear ("the Pokemon socks stays ON during sex")

Q is a brony (No I will not give more context to this, y'all have to figure it out yourselves)

Wesley knows the entire DreamSMP lore by memory and has never failed to share them with anyone that could stand his presence for more than 5 minutes. This is how Data has more than 200 GB of DreamSMP lore stored in his memory banks

The crew once had a routine DnD session but they stopped cause Data gets too into the LARPing and started actually fighting everyone (and that's how they had the 'No LARPing' rule during game nights)

[hepbaestus]

Thoughts on Night at the Museum Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)

I've got notes to write so I'm going to be watching Night at the Museum Battle of the Smithsonian (2009) and writing whatever comes to mind.

Night at the Museum 2: electric boogaloo

I FORGOT JON BERNTHAL IS IN A NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM FILM, I DINT KNOW IT WAS THIS ONE

This is set 2 years after the first? Wow

Oooo they've got abandonment issues

"like you're generally slightly bothered." Oof

It's their last night animated? Sadge

Jed working a phone is quite funny - such a small man working such a big phone

Stealthy Larry, well done

The music's already better than the first film's

I love that he's trying to be intimidating

Ah favourite sibling syndrome

Using a Rubik Cube to distract the brother

The detail on the CGI octopus is very good

"we're Americans, we don't plan, we do" never have I heard such a fitting sentence

Pretty woman

A pretty woman who's confident and can hold her ground? Oh my my my

They just jumped into a painting, omg

I am half god - once removed. That's so funny

ITS JON BERNTHAL MY MONOCHROMATIC MAN - it's even better that he's a villain (or at least a villain sympathiser)

Why is he so hot?

Napoleon trying to seduce Amelia Earhart oml

Yes Jedediah! Working with Julius for Larry

God I love Owen Wilson's accent as Jedediah

No why! Why is Jedediah in a sand timer?

The sound of scratching Teddy's nose was not good

DARTH VADER?????

Fuck. That gun flip.

Caesar running and screaming and then it pans out to a wide shot of the garden and it's silent. I love those types of shots

Never thought I'd hear Einstein singing that's the way I like it

Owen Wilson looks so sad

Octavius and Jedediah, the best enemies-to-lovers

The slow-mo couple fighting sequence is great

The throwing the gun from one hand to another shouldn't be that hot

Awww a semi-happy ending for Larry and Amelia

Cowboy getting to 2nd base, hell yeah

"Welcome home, son" MY HEART

Awww they get to live animated

Gervais giving a back handed compliment, fitting for his character

Ooooo Joey getting his full name shouted at him and he has the gaul to not quiver in his boots like the rest of us mortals?

Overall score: 6.5/10

Film recommendations welcome!