#at least he's honest

[stardusttheaters]

I found this place a few years ago but I've never gave myself the chance to really enjoy it.

Titan muttered just above the sound of the waves rolling onto shore. The sun made the area warm but the breeze kept it cool enough to be comfortable outside. Not too hot. Not too cold. Just right.

He gave her hand a gentle tug and brought Callisto towards the small house.

I hope you like take out because I can't cook for shit.

@stardusttheaters

🥂

Titan approaches -- and he's actually wearing his newer work pants and his better pair of boots. And what's this--?! He's actually wearing a shirt! A black button up t-shirt. Hell, he's even wiped off all the usual smudgy stains of old oil and dirt. Looks clean. Smells clean. Actually dressed up and he is holding something behind his back with one hand and taps Callisto's shoulder to get her attention.

Hey....

[Callisto jumps a bit, swiftly turning around then calms down when she sees Titan. She’d be lying if she said she was gazing very intently at him with a smile and slightly dark tint to her cheeks]

[eggbertith]

LMAOAOAOAOOO

[yrsonpurpose]

MAX VERSTAPPEN Who's That Quote About Challenge! | Grill The Grid 2023

[mr-dusk14]

Mostly dumb luck

[leftdreamlandjellyfish]

Jason: You use emojis like a straight person.

Dick: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.

[yutamayo]

[ayyy-imma-ninja]

Hey Lunar it looks like you were getting ready to hit Moon with a very powerful blow to his head- so now I'm curious, how hard do you ACTUALLY hit moon and has Sunny ever gotten extremely pissed at you for it?

"I wasn't gonna clock him THAT hard! I don't wanna KILL him!"

"...Usually."

Sun has stopped him in the past from "clocking" Moon and has scolded him about it. Much to Lunar's chagrin.

[mr-humphries]

[aonokumura]

@fangoffenrir replied to your post:

"Are you being brave about it?"

🌀 "Not in the slightest." 🐈‍⬛

[lomotunes2008]

So me and my friends are making a parody of the Hunger Games. I've just read the script and...

😭

[mastcrmarksman]

"You can keep throwing stuff at Satana, but can you make them not my shoes next time? I'll really don't want to have to go to Hell with one boot."

The boot had been the best option, really the only option when it came to one pesky demonesss. The dynamic between Satana and Clint has not improved from the lap sitting incident; which no, Clint will still not admit that it was an odd decision on his part and he could have waited round for Stephen to hopefully arrive home. He hadn't, but Stephen's since been forgiven.

At the very least, Stephen is not going to deter him from flinging projectives when Satana appears like a cockroach once again. ❝ Hey! Hey, I wanted something with a little thud and omfpth! The next closest thing would have been the enchanted sword still stuck in the wall. ❞ It's become Clint's coat hanger, to which he has been explicitedly warned against welding it.

He missses on purprose since he really doesn't intend to hurt her; he's not that type of guy but if it annoyed her since she can't touch him (win). ❝ Besides, your boot is probably in hell. ❞ It's not, it's really not. They both know it's a pile of ash in result to Satana setting it on fire. ❝ So you go to hell and come back with two boots, unless you lose the other one. ❞

That will be all Satana's fault, as is the first boot burning.

❝ I promise I will get you new shoes. ❞ He can't promise that he won't throw Stephen's shoes again. That's impossible. ❝ When it happens again. ❞ Grumbled under his breath.

[thousand-winters]

"I promise you I wouldn't scam these many people... I don't want to go to jail."

- The organizer of an event I'm going to, very reassuringly.

[hypixelskyblockquotes]

[6-nerd]

Awww, do you also get flustered when I talk to you like this?~

Maybe.

[shippingmclennon]

Makes sense. I do this for writing. People with creative hobbies use this as an "inspo" type thing

i think this quote from the lyrics is perhaps one of the craziest paul quotes ever:

Yet again, just because I was involved with Jane at the time doesn’t mean this song is addressed to, or about, Jane. When I’m writing, it’s as if I’m setting words and music to the film I’m watching in my head. It’s a declaration of love, yes, but not always to someone specific. Unless it’s to a person out there who’s listening to the song. And they have to be ready for it. It’s almost definitely not going to be a person who’s said, ‘There he goes again, writing another of those silly love songs.’