#at least he's honest

[eggbertith]

LMAOAOAOAOOO

[yrsonpurpose]

MAX VERSTAPPEN Who's That Quote About Challenge! | Grill The Grid 2023

[mr-dusk14]

Mostly dumb luck

[leftdreamlandjellyfish]

Jason: You use emojis like a straight person.

Dick: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.

[yutamayo]

[ayyy-imma-ninja]

Hey Lunar it looks like you were getting ready to hit Moon with a very powerful blow to his head- so now I'm curious, how hard do you ACTUALLY hit moon and has Sunny ever gotten extremely pissed at you for it?

"I wasn't gonna clock him THAT hard! I don't wanna KILL him!"

"...Usually."

Sun has stopped him in the past from "clocking" Moon and has scolded him about it. Much to Lunar's chagrin.

[aonokumura]

@fangoffenrir replied to your post:

"Are you being brave about it?"

🌀 "Not in the slightest." 🐈‍⬛

[lomotunes2008]

So me and my friends are making a parody of the Hunger Games. I've just read the script and...

😭

[mastcrmarksman]

"You can keep throwing stuff at Satana, but can you make them not my shoes next time? I'll really don't want to have to go to Hell with one boot."

The boot had been the best option, really the only option when it came to one pesky demonesss. The dynamic between Satana and Clint has not improved from the lap sitting incident; which no, Clint will still not admit that it was an odd decision on his part and he could have waited round for Stephen to hopefully arrive home. He hadn't, but Stephen's since been forgiven.

At the very least, Stephen is not going to deter him from flinging projectives when Satana appears like a cockroach once again. ❝ Hey! Hey, I wanted something with a little thud and omfpth! The next closest thing would have been the enchanted sword still stuck in the wall. ❞ It's become Clint's coat hanger, to which he has been explicitedly warned against welding it.

He missses on purprose since he really doesn't intend to hurt her; he's not that type of guy but if it annoyed her since she can't touch him (win). ❝ Besides, your boot is probably in hell. ❞ It's not, it's really not. They both know it's a pile of ash in result to Satana setting it on fire. ❝ So you go to hell and come back with two boots, unless you lose the other one. ❞

That will be all Satana's fault, as is the first boot burning.

❝ I promise I will get you new shoes. ❞ He can't promise that he won't throw Stephen's shoes again. That's impossible. ❝ When it happens again. ❞ Grumbled under his breath.

[thousand-winters]

"I promise you I wouldn't scam these many people... I don't want to go to jail."

- The organizer of an event I'm going to, very reassuringly.

[hypixelskyblockquotes]

[6-nerd]

Awww, do you also get flustered when I talk to you like this?~

Maybe.

[noodles-and-tea]

Who’s your favorite gravity falls character?

THIS GUY

[explodcor]

"Easy." Katsuki shrugged with a smug grin lining his lips. "Because I wanna make Deku blush ten shades of red when he hears that he's my kink."

"....really considering murdering a child in the year of our Lord,..." They're trying not to laugh. "...as a fellow demi, why the McFuck™ have you done this?"

[vaguely-concerned]

sometimes I think of all the on-the-surface warm, well-meaning but deeply ineffectual advice and attention john gives harrow through harrow the ninth (make some soup and get some sleep! get a hobby! don't be so hard on yourself! self care harrow! as long as I need take no actual responsibility in this relationship whatsoever I would have loved to be your dad!) set up against the stark truth that with his other hand he has been staging her attempted horrific murder again and again and again like a living nightmare on the logic that it will 'put her down or fix her'. and then I find that I wish there is a hell. a special hell where twitch streamers turned necromantic death emperors go