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*glancing back at my childhood in the rearview mirror* and what the FUCK was up with my mom always signing me up for Activities
#not a shitpost#is that just like. a normal parental obsession?#my offspring must engage in EVERY ACTIVITY CONCEIVED FOR THEIR AGE GROUP#singing piano theatre dance FUCKING swim team basketball soccer softball tennis art classes pottery so many summer camps#canoeing kayaking sailing hiking judo more swim team cycling a decade of being morally guilted into piano lessons tf was that about#volleyball gymnastics track and field chess fencing archery karate taekwondo more theatre ultimate frisbee kumon camping rock climbing#and mime camp that one time.#ALL MY EXHAUSTED AUTISTIC ASS WANTED TO DO WAS STAY HOME AND READ#proud to say i remained true to myself as a deeply unartistic untheatrical unathletic bookworm#the miracle is how long i held on before the crash-and-burnout#PARENTS STOP DOING THIS TO YOUR KIDS
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can the crickets outside. PLEASE. stop talking in morse code.
#its soooo annoyingggg#i wanna know what theyre saying tho#but i need sleep#tomorrow is monday#i have school and art lessons and swim practice and thEn i get to go home#im gonna die#snek talks too much
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Gimme your mermaid Pete ideas (just bullshit them, it'd be funny)
Oh, wow, I really am not prepared for this. Let’s see what I can come up with…
Following the lore I know of this AU(?)/fic idea to the best of my knowledge for this:
Initially he was really excited about being a mermaid - like think of all the discoveries and science research he could help with in this form!
As he got older, and realised the darker elements of all that stuff, it killed that enthusiasm. Possibly isn’t as fond of science subject-wise. Knowing he could be specimen if he’s caught
Richie (not so much Ruth as her questions are more sex based and just ridiculous - “where does your dick go when you transform? Does it fall off or something?”) can sometimes get a little invasive as his questions aren’t too dissimilar to a proper scientist when trying to understand this
A little insecure because stories and media always portray mermaids and merman as being exceedingly beautiful
Usually wears a t-shirt as a mermaid, at least in the beginning until he gets more confident in his body
Doesn’t have a bedroom at Ted’s, his room is literally just the second bathroom
But it’s covered in Star Wars posters and shit and has all the essentials a bedroom would need, save the bed
Ted didn’t think he needed a bedroom/bed
Kinda obvious but he will no longer eat seafood
He has permanent scars on his scales from almost getting caught by a fisherman
He has never told anyone the true story behind this, instead he just tells them he scraped himself off the side of one of Linda Monroe’s boats
He has the scar in human form too, but it’s fortunately not as obvious
There’s subsequent conspiracy theories of a mermaid in Hatchetfield but nothing concrete (to tie it to Pete, anyways)
The going theory is that it’s Zoey Chambers - young, beautiful, sings like an angel, the lore of Mima Chambers and swimming - she was the one who started said rumours. She had Hailey make a fake report about it, in the hopes it would give her more attention and more desire to be cast by directors. Pete knows; he was there at Beanie’s when she came up with the idea and told Hailey to do it
Pete gains an extreme fascination and interest in marine life post becoming a mermaid
He does a lot of swimming at night, gets as far out of Hatchetfield as he can in that time before circling back
There’s a lot of muscles that needed to be stretched and it’s not like he can do much in public or during daylight. And the bathtub at home or Ted’s is not big enough for him to do anything in
In saying that, his parents gave him a much bigger bathtub. It’s not much (because they’re not rich) but better than what he has at Ted’s, so he can at least stretch out a little
He brings back shells for Steph and sea glass for Grace from his late night adventures
Steph has attempted going with him a couple times, but doggy paddling does not make up for a lack of a tail
Ruth tries to give him voice lessons, in the hopes he’ll then be able to lure sailors and maybe let her have one or something
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Swimming Lessons at Tropical Palace Resort Hotel to start on June 10, 2024
The Swimming Lessons 2024 program at Tropical Palace Resort Hotel in BF International, Las Piñas City will begin on June 10, 2024, and already enrollment is ongoing. The swimming lessons will be taught by coach Alec Dequiña who has over twelve years’ experience in coaching and was an NCAA medalist. The main swimming pool at Tropical Palace Resort Hotel. The swimming pool for younger and…

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Drew losing his wedding ring 🤫 but he left it behind at home and y/n finds it inside his laundry basket she goes shit crazy looking for it and since y/n know she plays dumb wanting to teach him a lesson and she’s like baby I’m getting our rings cleaned l tomorrow can you leave your ring on the counter and he’s just rambling and coming up with excuses Intill he finds his ring will Drew continue to lie or confess
cute!!!
𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠
pairing: drew starkey x fem!reader
summary: drew, your husband who accidentally leaves his wedding ring in his laundry basket, prompting you, his wife to find it while doing laundry. instead of confronting him immediately, you decides to teach him a lesson by pretending not to notice while teasing him about getting plan taking your rings to cleaned.
warning(s): english is not my native language. fluff, humor, and playful teasing, slight secondhand embarrassment, wholesome, domestic vibes.
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It had been a long but pleasant evening, and as you glanced at the overflowing laundry basket in the corner of your bedroom, you figured it was time to tackle it. Drew was lounging on the couch, flipping through TV channels, blissfully unaware of the mischief you were about to stir up.
Laundry had become a bit of a ritual for you both; a chore that came with its own rhythm and quirks. Drew was the “dump-it-all-in-and-hope-for-the-best” type, while you meticulously checked pockets and separated clothes by color. And it was during one of these pocket inspections that you felt something hard and metallic inside the pocket of his jeans.
You pulled it out and froze.
His wedding ring.
Your brows knitted together as you stared at the small band in your palm. Drew was practically married to his ring he wore it everywhere, even in places he didn’t need to, like the gym or while swimming. It had been a running joke between you that he might as well glue it to his finger. So, finding it stuffed in his laundry was unusual, to say the least.
You chewed on your lip, debating whether to call him out immediately or let him stew a little. Then, with a devilish grin across your face. You slipped the ring into the pocket of your pajama pants, decided not to mention it, and returned to the living room. You’d let him sweat it out.
When you entered, Drew was crouched by the couch, pulling cushions off and muttering to himself.
“Babe, what are you looking for?” you asked, keeping your tone as neutral as possible.
Drew froze mid-search, then quickly straightened up.
“Oh, uh… nothing. Just… the remote.” He gestured vaguely to the couch, his voice a little too high-pitched to be believable.
You raised an eyebrow.
“The remote? The one sitting on the coffee table?”
You pointed at the remote, lying in plain sight directly in front of him.
“Oh.” He let out a nervous laugh, grabbing it. “Right. That one.”
You fought to keep a straight face as you handed it to him.
“Here. Anything else you’re looking for?”
“Nope! All good.”
He said it too quickly, his voice strained, as if he was trying to convince himself.
“Mm-hmm,” you murmured, heading back to the bedroom.
Once you were out of sight, you retrieved the ring from your pocket and tucked it into your jewelry box for safekeeping. If Drew was going to lie, you’d at least make it entertaining.
The next morning, you were up a bit late and padded into the kitchen to find Drew already there, nursing his coffee. His hair was adorably messy, sticking up in all directions, and he was wearing your favorite flannel pajama pants the ones you swore made him look cozier than ever. He grinned when he saw you.
“Morning, babe. Coffee?” he offered, gesturing to the pot.
“Yes, please.”
You slid onto the stool at the counter, resting your chin in your hand as you watched him pour. That’s when your eyes zeroed in on his left hand still missing the ring. You couldn’t resist any longer.
“Drew,” you began casually as he placed the cup in front of you, “uh…where’s your ring?”
He froze, fingers tightening slightly on his mug.
“Oh, uh… my ring”
He cleared his throat and quickly recovered, spreading his hands in front of him as if to inspect them.
“Right. My ring. I, uh, must’ve taken it off when I was… washing my hands last night. You know how slippery soap gets.”
You nodded slowly, playing along.
“Slippery soap. Got it.”
He relaxed slightly, clearly thinking he was off the hook, and took a long sip of his coffee. But you weren’t done yet.
“You know,” you said, feigning nonchalance,
“I was thinking we should take our rings in for a cleaning. They’ve been looking a little dull lately. How about I drop them off at the jeweler tomorrow?”
Drew nearly choked on his coffee. “Uh… cleaning?” he repeated, his voice cracking slightly.
“Yeah,” you said sweetly. “You can just leave your ring on the counter before work, and I’ll take care of it.”
For a split second, you thought he might actually combust.
“Oh, uh, sure! Totally,” he said, his voice pitched high with panic.
“I mean, it’s probably… in the bathroom. Or… maybe on the nightstand? Or, uh—” He stopped himself, clearly spiraling.
You tilted your head, giving him your most innocent look.
“Are you sure you know where it is? You seem a little… distracted.”
“I know exactly where it is,” he insisted, though the way his eyes darted toward the ceiling betrayed him.
“Don’t worry about it.”
“Oh, I’m not worried.”
You sipped your coffee, pretending to be absorbed in your phone.
“I mean, it’s not like it’s that important, right? It’s just a ring.”
Drew’s head snapped up, his expression stricken.
“It is important!” he blurted out, a little louder than necessary. “I didn’t lose it, okay? I—uh…I just… misplaced it. Temporarily.”
“Of course,” you said, nodding sympathetically.
“That makes total sense.”
He let out a shaky breath, clearly not realizing you were toying with him. Over the next few hours, Drew became increasingly frantic, sneaking off to various rooms to search for the ring. You caught him rifling through the bathroom drawers, peering under the bed, and even checking the fridge at one point.
By evening, he was sitting on the couch, head in his hands. His usual confident demeanor had crumbled, and guilt was written all over his face. You decided it was time to put him out of his misery.
“Drew,” you said softly, sitting beside him, “is there something you want to tell me?”
He looked up at you, his blue eyes filled with regret.
“Okay, fine,” he admitted, throwing his hands in the air.
“I lost my ring. I don’t know how, I don’t know where, and I’ve been freaking out about it all day. I didn’t want to tell you because I thought you’d be mad, and”
You reached into your pajama pocket and pulled out the ring, holding it between your fingers.
“Looking for this?” you asked, unable to hide your grin.
Drew stared at the ring, his jaw dropping.
“Are you kidding me?” he asked, his voice a mix of disbelief and relief.
“I found it in your laundry last night,” you explained, laughing.
“I wanted to see how long it would take for you to confess.”
He groaned, leaning back against the couch.
“You’re evil, you know that?”
“Maybe a little,” you admitted, sliding the ring back onto his finger. “But you deserved it for lying to me.”
Drew pulled you into his arms, burying his face in your hair.
“I’m never taking this off again,” he promised, kissing your temple.
“Oh you better not,” you teased. “Or next time, I might just pawn it.”
He laughed, shaking his head.
“Remind me never to underestimate you.”
“Smart man,” you said, leaning against him with a satisfied smile.
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You know what hits me hard? When 5 to 6 year old children, all the way in Southeast Asia, knows about what's happening in Palestine right now. That children their age is getting bombed, that they're starving to death, that they're getting shot at, and sniped in the head. Because, just this past 2 or so months, I heard some of the little ones in the Kindergarten classes I'm TAing in as an Intern talk about it. Hell, one of the little boys downright said he didn't like Israel, because Israel is bad, because they do scary things. Another was questioning whether Palestine was bad too, because, "why else would they shooting at them?". A little girl in one of my classes doesn't want to finish her food at all, because she wants to save at least half her meat and rice for kids in Palestine, because she heard that, they don't have food. And that's just the ones I remember. Namely the inciting cases before their classmates slowly follow suit. The littles are fricking SCARED. We had to sit these kids down, and tell them that the topic is too mature for them at the moment, that they shouldn't even be concerned because they're KINDERGARTNERS, they're not even old enough to properly understand. The one teacher I was TAing for had to make a class announcement saying that. What gets me is, these are 5 to 6 year olds, the youngest I've worked with in this specific age group is 4. 5 years old on average, and they've already been exposed to the worst horrors genocide has to offer through the news and snippets of conversation among adults and hell, considering how many of them say they like to play games on Mama's phone, or their IPad, even from fricking social media. And the fact that, these literal babies, from all the way in Cambodia, has more empathy in their entire body and soul, than full grown fricking adults have in the nail of their pinky finger, gets me. FFS we as adults could LEARN from them I feel sometimes. I honestly don't know what to feel about it anymore. On the one hand, this is the next generation I'm working with. And if the next generation's default response to a tragedy such as Palestine, is what I've seen come up on occasion so far? Perhaps there's some bloody hope for this world after all. At least in this country. Especially since a majority of them already come from families who survived a genocide. These are the 3rd - 4th generation descendants of those who survived the Khmer Rouge. They've got grandparents at home, who no doubt are more than intimately familiar with what Palestine is going through right now. And it shows.
But on the other, it makes my heart sink because these are CHILDREN, these are LITTLE KIDS, they should be playing with their toys and watching cartoons and talking to their friends about everything from Spiderman to Speakerman to Kuromi and her friends, and be worried about whether or not they can go to playground that day, guranteed they're well behaved, or if Mama remembered to pack in their costume for swimming lessons that week. NOT JUST MY KIDS. But the little ones in Palestine too. They deserve better. They all deserve, so much better. Hell, it's come to the point that whenever I look at my kiddos right now, whether they'd be working in class, playing, doing something as mundane as eating lunch or getting ready for their nap. I think of the children their age in Palestine that didn't even get the chance to survive. I think of the ones whose memories from this age, is nothing but absolute horror and pain, rather than what has slowly become my normal, who never got to experience what my littles do on a daily basis right now.
Children shouldn't even be concerned about "War", about a Genocide. The last thing that should be on a 5 year old's mind, is pain, and suffering, and the worst horrors imaginable ever to be inflicted on a human being. ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S INFLICTED, ON OTHER CHILDREN THEIR AGE. And for that alone, the world has failed them. Especially the kids in Palestine who didn't ask for any of this. They just wanted to carry on with life as kids do, the same way as my littles do on a daily basis no doubt, learning, playing, chatting with friends over their favourite cartoons and characters, worrying about whether they'd get to go to the playground or not that day.
I apologize for talking about this on this blog. I know my blog tends to be lighter in feel, a lot more unhinged and light hearted typically. I mean, I'm just a fricking nerd who likes to draw and write, and lurk about her favourite fandoms to consume and support what is shared among other nerds who also like to draw and write. But I couldn't stop thinking about it. About contemplating it, especially since I'll be back on a roll tomorrow, working with my kiddos again after not seeing them for 5 days straight because of Holidays. And, I just had to talk about it. This is something I felt I couldn't keep to myself this time, I don't think my soul'd be able to carry it. I had to talk about it.
FREE PALESTINE. Our children deserve better.
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“Daddy’s Home”
Telling the LADS Men you're pregnant. The setting? Happily Married and both parties want kids. Nothing but fluff here (All these men are substantially financially stable and I love that for us)

Zayne
MC: Zayne I have something important to tell you
Zayne: I'm listening
MC: Im pregnant
Zayne: ....
MC: Baby?
Zayne: Im going to be a father?
MC: Yes we're having a baby
Zayne: I need to childproof the house. I'll need to work more hours.
MC: You already work inhuman hours
Zayne: We need a bigger house. Should I build it? I should build it. Why are you standing? You shouldn't be on your feet
MC: Sir I am 2 minutes pregnant we have time to prepare for this bundle of joy
Zayne: They'll need a college fund, driving lessons, a tutor...
Zayne continues mumbling and mulling over every single detail to himself
MC: I guess I'll relax enough for the both of us

Rafayel
MC: Raf sit down I need to tell you something
Rafayel: Why do I need to sit down?
MC: Its safer
Rafayel: My Lemurian senses are tingling but I'll trust you
MC: Okay breath in
Rafayel: *breathes in*
MC: now breath out
Rafayel: *breathes out*
MC: I'm pregnant
Rafayel: *Chokes on his spit* WHAT!
MC: Im 2 months pregnant
Rafayel: I'm gonna be a mother????
MC: No you're gonna be a father
Rafayel: Can I handle this? Can I still eat seafood? Am I allowed to swim in the ocean?
MC: Why are you acting like you're the one carrying twins?
Rafayel: TWINS?! I GET A TWO FOR ONE DEAL?!
MC: What am I? A yard sale?? Don't say it like that
Rafayel: You’re really pregnant?
Rafayel grabs your hands and holds them to his chest where you can feel his heart racing
MC: Yes we’re going to be parents
Rafayel: you....and i....preg-.... twi-
MC: don't pass out please don't pass out right now
Rafayel: *Passes out anyway*

Xavier
MC: Xavier?
Xavier who was currently laying with his head buried in your lap with his arms wrapped around your waist.
Xavier: Hmm?
MC: Do you want a baby? With me?
Xavier rubbing small circles on your lower back with his thumb as he stirred in his sleepy state
Xavier: I want everything with you
MC: Good
Xavier: *Dozing off*
MC: Because I’m pregnant
Xavier: That’s great
MC: …
Xavier: …
MC: and 3….2……..1
Xavier: Wait what ???
MC: You heard me
Xavier: So I’m a dad?
MC: Father to be
Xavier: We have to start their swordsmanship training right away
MC: How about we take it slow like letting them grow in my stomach first?
Xavier: Oh I guess you’re probably right
MC: yea now lay back down
Xavier snuggles right back into your lap placing soft kisses on your stomach that isn’t even showing yet
Xavier: My little angel

Sylus
MC: I need your help how would you tell someone they're a father?
Luke: Im a father?!
MC: Luke shut up
Kieran: *Shoves Luke*
Luke: Sorry
MC: I just don't know how to tell Sylus
Sylus: Tell me what?
Kieran: Me and Luke are uncles now!
MC: Kieran!
Sylus: You’re pregnant?
MC: *Shows the pregnancy test* We’re having a baby
Sylus: Looks as though my efforts weren’t in vain
MC: You were trying to get me pregnant?
Sylus: Why do you think I constantly had you in a mating press?
MC: Sylus! Don’t talk like that in front of the twins
Sylus: *chuckles* I can’t wait to see you plump and glowing with our child princess
Later….
Kieran: I can’t wait to teach them sarcasm
Luke: I’m definitely doing everything their strict parents tell them not to do
Sylus: You two. Sidebar. In my office. Now.
MC, In the background: ooouu you guys are in trouble … bad uncles and the baby isn’t even here yet
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Are you looking for a safe, low-impact activity to get fit and stay in shape as you age? Fortunately, all ages can benefit from swimming! This aerobic exercise has been proven to be beneficial both mentally and physically at all stages of life. Swimming is great for social engagement and creating meaningful relationships with others - it can also tone muscles, improve balance, reduce stress and boost endurance. Whether you're new to the pool or an experienced swimmer, this activity offers something for everyone regardless of age or ability level. In this blog post we will explore how swimming can help enhance your quality of life while aging healthily in the most enjoyable way possible!
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Escape the Zone- DPXDP
Ever since Danny moved to the realms after being given the role of Prince Regent he's been bored. Everytime he thinks he is done with his work or lessons they find something else for him to do.
He used to be able to go back and forth to the mortal realm whenever but part of the whole '"Prince" thing is that he has to close the portals when not in use. Meaning he had to wait for mortals to open the portal.
Sure, he can visit home often enough but he has to wait. And he hates waiting. Also, there are other universes to see.
But there was a certain portal that was always open. All he needed to do was get there from the castle and he could go universe crashing.
Unfortunately, the Observers aren't okay with that.
Now it's become an elaborate challenge to keep Danny away from the portal like it was a game of Hades. It has done wonders for Danny's boredom but he was getting to that portal. The more they tried to stop him the more he wanted to go.
Eventually, Danny managed to fight his way out only to see a group of weirdos in spandex looking at him as he pulled himself out of the Lazarus Pit like he had taken a morning swim.
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Masterlist
*Minors DNI*
AO3
Agatha Harkness x reader
Nicky's mom has got it going on (Masterlist) (NSFW)
Birthday girl (NSFW)
My fair lady (NSFW)
A helping hand (NSFW)
Sweet dreams (NSFW)
Stepmom!Agatha
But you're my stepmom! (Masterlist) (NSFW)
Do I wanna know? (Masterlist) (NSFW)
Sugar, spice, and everything nice (Masterlist) (NSFW)
Bad day (NSFW)
A gala to remember (NSFW)
Nurtured desires (NSFW)
Home is where the heart is
A lesson in jealousy (Part 1) (NSFW), Part 2 (NSFW)
Knocked up and turned on (Masterlist) (NSFW)
Swimming into her arms (NSFW), Part 2 (NSFW)
Forgive me, Father (Masterlist) (NSFW)
Cherry cola (NSFW)
What makes you beautiful (NSFW)
That's When (NSFW)
Taking care of business (NSFW)
What's your fantasy? (NSFW)
'tis the damn season (NSFW)
Hands-on care (NSFW)
Glitter on the floor (NSFW)
Learning to focus (NSFW), Part 2 (NSFW)
The power she holds (NSFW)
Sex Ed (NSFW), Part 2(NSFW)
Going up (NSFW)
Under her knife (NSFW)
Baby, you're a star (NSFW)
The hustle (NSFW)
Four times Agatha fails at cockwarming (and one time she doesn't)(Masterlist) (NSFW)
Touchdowns and teasing (NSFW)
Psychology Prof!Agatha thoughts (NSFW)
Practice makes perfect (NSFW), Part 2 (NSFW), Part 3 (NSFW)
Finger Free February headcanons (NSFW)
No Nut November headcanons (NSFW)
A different kind of workout (NSFW)
Hexed Hearts (Masterlist) (NSFW)
The Psychology of Love (Masterlist) (NSFW)
First time giving Agatha a blowjob (NSFW)
Ice cream dream (NSFW)
Ghost Agatha thoughts (NSFW)
Some relief (NSFW)
Sex therapy (NSFW)
A New Addiction (NSFW)
So It Goes (NSFW)
Agnes x reader
I'm a good girl, Detective (Masterlist) (NSFW)
(Not so) Good girl, bad cop (NSFW)
Only say my name (NSFW)
Summer Starts With You (NSFW)
Agnes x reader age gap headcanons (NSFW)
Agathario x reader
Two professors and a student (Masterlist) (NSFW)
Chains for your love (NSFW)
The Witch, Lady Death, and their pet
A dance with death (and her wife) (Masterlist) (NSFW)
All that's left to burn (Masterlist) (NSFW)
Two is better than one (NSFW)
You'll Taste Me Too (NSFW)
Jennifer Barkley x reader
The Mile High Club (NSFW)
Rio Vidal x reader
The games we play (NSFW)
Harmony Cobel x reader
The Break Room (NSFW)
Ann Perkins x April Ludgate
I Could Be A Better Boyfriend Than Him (NSFW)
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Buck jolts awake on the couch with no idea of what time it is, and even less idea of what woke him. The latter resolves itself pretty quickly when, from the other end of the couch, Tommy lets out another window-rattling snore. Mr what are you talking about, Evan, I don't snore has his head tipped back, his mouth wide open. It's a deeply unflattering position and Buck can't help himself, reaches for his phone and snaps a photo.
Tommy's own phone is on the coffee table and if Buck can get there without waking him, he's going to have a delightful new wallpaper come morning. He wonders if he could sneak in a recording of Tommy's pneumatic drill impression and set it as his ringtone, too. Maybe it's a little mean, but Tommy's just such a dad with his insistence that he doesn't snore.
Buck almost drops his phone, but not before he sees the time: 00.34.
Mentally, he scrolls through the day. A run through the neighbourhood, running into the lady two streets over with the cute dog. An unnecessarily indulgent breakfast, as has become a habit on his days off. Facetiming with Eddie and Chris. Collecting Jee from swimming lessons and dropping her home after an ice cream. Tommy showing up like he always does on their mutual free days - unannounced but never unwelcome. Trying to put together a decent lunch while Tommy tunes up the Jeep's engine for the third time in six weeks. Driving to the grocery store and bickering their way around the aisles. Talking Tommy's ear off about the latest episode of the latest podcast he's gotten into while they make dinner. Tag teaming the clean up when Tommy tries to insist he can take care of it all. Settling in to watch another movie Tommy can't believe you've never seen, Evan.
Yep. Nothing.
He pulls up the notes app on his phone, opens the right folder, and starts a new message. He'd given up on actually sending them before they could start getting bounced back with a number out of service message, knowing that would have taken him out at the knees.
It's past midnight and I didn't think about you dying once today, he writes. I know you'd say that's a good thing, and I think you're right, but I think it's the first time that's happened, and I feel really weird about it. I had a really nice day. There was a time I didn't think I'd ever have a nice day again, but I saw a cute dog, and I spoiled Jee, and I cooked, and I hung out with Tommy, and it was really, really nice. We're not back together btw but it's heading there. We both know it. You were right about him. I really, really wish you were here.
He saves the note, pockets his phone, leans over and pinches Tommy's nose shut in the middle of another snore to watch him flail awake.
"Asshole," Tommy says, once he's settled.
"Yep. C'mon," Buck tells him. "Bed."
Tommy grumbles, heaves himself to his feet, and staggers towards the bathroom. Buck watches him go for a second. Platonic and only slightly charged bed sharing is a fairly new development - Tommy has slept on this couch a lot over the last few months. He has a toothbrush in the bathroom. He has spare clothes in Buck's closet. He has a key.
Buck takes out his phone again and hesitates for a second.
I'm gonna tell him, he adds to his message. Tonight. Right now. While he's brushing his teeth so he can't change the subject. Wish me luck, pops. Love you.
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─── YOU'VE GOT MAIL .ᐟ


...or him dreaming of you.
★ pairing.ᐟ frat!rafe x nerd!reader
★ summary.ᐟ rafe cameron is the golden boy of kildare university; certified frat boy, captain of the football team, relentless party animal with lines of girls to sleep with.
reader couldn't be more different; while she has the best grades in the whole school, she suffers from social anxiety disorder, and her social life is limited to her three best friends and the cat she secretly snuck into her dorm room.
both of them decide to join the anonymous chatroom for their campus, and start talking to one another, a friendship starting to form between the two; but neither of them know how different the other is.
★ author's note.ᐟ this is a bit of a fluffy filler… i have something exciting coming for them it makes me giggle!!
YOU'VE GOT MAIL!
the fall break was coming up, and so far, the only plan you had was to crash over at vivian's place, fully aware that you were less than welcome to go home to your parents. you were on your laptop, your messages with MalachiConstant open on KildareUChats.
YOU: you got any plans for over the break?
MalachiConstant: yeah, a bunch of us are going to our buddy's lakehouse.
YOU: geez, i'm jealous.
MalachiConstant: well i'd invite you to tag along but i'm pretty sure your response would be 'i'd rather die'
YOU: you know me so well, vonnegut. YOU: nah, my plan is to go to my friends' place, we're just gonna spend the entire week playing video games and watching really bad romcoms while eating half our bodyweight in junk food.
MalachiConstant: and is the cat coming too?
you chuckled, looking to angel who was currently munching on her dinner, before turning back to your laptop.
YOU: nah, i got a catsitter. my friend's mom is allergic.
MalachiConstant: damn, cat-free and everything. MalachiConstant: don't do anything i wouldn't do poe
YOU: i don't think there's much you wouldn't do. YOU: i still remember you telling me about diving off a roof into a pool.
MalachiConstant: hey, i used to take swimming lessons. i was a pro at work
YOU: and also under a nice amount of promilles.
MalachiConstant: someone's just jealous because she doesn't have the balls to dive off a roof.
YOU: let's not get it twisted. i'm smart enough to not dive off a roof.
you and vivian were studying in the library for an exam, when she suddenly spoke up. "so… i have some news." vivian looked at you with pursed lips, making you instantly aware that whatever her news was, it would not be good.
"what is it, viv?" you asked, trying not to show to the girl how nervous you were. "come on, spit it out."
"soo... topper kind of invited me to come hang out with him over the break..." she tapped the rubber end of her pencil against the desk. "alright...?" you questioned, your brows furrowed. "what's so bad about that?"
"it's for the whole week." vivian cleared her throat, "at his family's lake house..."
"viv!" you groaned in exasperation, "we have plans. you told him no, right? that we were hanging out for the break?"
"well..." she looked down, doing everything to keep her eyes anywhere but on your face, "i kind of said i'd talk to you about it..."
"i can't believe you." you scoffed, "you're ditching me. you know the crap i go through when i go home and you're-"
"no, it's not like that!" your best friend interrupted, putting her hand on your arm as a way to calm you down. "i told him that i couldn't do it because i was gonna hang out with you, but then he told me to bring you along. and he said i can bring zainab and emilia along, too. zainab said she couldn't make it, but em is fully in."
you shook your head, letting out a soft scoff, "vivian, you know how bad my anxiety is. spending a week with a bunch of strangers sounds like my worst nightmare."
"hear me out." vivian insisted, "most of the football team is gonna be there. which means that your online boyfriend is also likely gonna be there."
"so?"
"so you have a chance to finally find out your mystery guy's identity! then you'll fall in love, get married and have a bunch of babies who'll call me auntie viv and i'll secretly buy them beer when they're too young to buy it themselves."
"i'm seriously starting to think that you don't have any morals."
"i'm dead inside." the pink-haired girl shrugged her shoulders, "so? are you in?"
"what makes you think i want to know the identity of the dude?"
"the fact that you get all giggly whenever your damn phone lights up like you're a middle schooler passing notes with your crush. you wanna be with him, don't you? you're so much more open, so much happier than you were BFB."
"BFB?"
"before frat boy." vivian grinned at her own wit, softly nudging your arm, "you totally have the hots for him."
"no one says that anymore." you rolled your eyes, fiddling with the edge of a sheet of paper, "i'm nervous. what if he doesn't like me?"
"girl, shut up." vivian let out a frustrated groan, "i've seen the messages you send each other. it's like the online version of eye-fucking someone. seriously, you two might as well be sexting, and that would somehow be less couple-y than the shit you have going on now."
"we're not that bad!" you exclaim in feigned offense, making vivian lift her brows, "not that bad? what did the message he sent you last night say again... something about dreaming about just staring into your eyes. him asking you to describe how they look just so it could be accurate?"
you couldn't help but feel your cheeks starting to burn as you thought back to the messages you'd been exchanging the night before.
YOU: i'm currently looking up at the stars. YOU: i actually took an astronomy class a while back!
MalachiConstant: of course you did, nerd. MalachiConstant: you know what'd be nice?
YOU: i'm sure you'll tell me!
MalachiConstant: ha ha. MalachiConstant: i wanna look at the stars with you, poe. i can picture you womansplaining all the constellations and shit.
YOU: aww, that's weirdly kinda sweet. YOU: who are you and what have you done with vonnegut boy?
MalachiConstant: really appreciate how seriously you're taking this MalachiConstant: i dream of you sometimes, you know
YOU: oh? YOU: what do you dream about?
MalachiConstant: all kinds of sappy shit MalachiConstant: i dream of just staring into your eyes MalachiConstant: i'm pretty sure your eyes are gorgeous
YOU: good theory. you don't even know what they look like. does that line seriously work on any girls?
MalachiConstant: maybe you should describe them to me.
you bit down on your bottom lip, vivian looking at you with an expectant look on her face, "he likes you, sweetie. and he's still gonna like you when he finds out who you really are. if he doesn't, then he's a fucking idiot."
"viv-"
"say yes. say that you'll come. what do you have to lose?"
letting out a sigh, you shook your head, vivian looking at you with a pleading look in her eyes. "i hate you, viv."
"is that a yes?"
"yeah." you rolled your eyes, "it's a yes."
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The Greek Gods Try To Win Your Heart
Pairing: Apollo, Aphrodite, Ares, Hades, Hermes, Poseidon, Zeus x Reader
Tags: fluff, slight power dynamics, flirting, kissing, gift giving, protectiveness, letters, human!Reader
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A/N: Seeing as I'm still in Greece as of writing this and EPIC the Musical made fall in love with the Gods I'm writing this.
Apollo serenades you at the start of every sunset. For him it's important that his belobed starts the day right and he more than happy to help. Somehow he never runs out of sappy verse to whisper in your ear as he leaves, giving you words to replay in your sleep.
Aphrodite visits you every free moment she has. She is affectionate in every way possible. In her words, whispering sweet nothings in your ear, in her touch with which she is able to make your whole body tingle and want more, in her actions with which she displays affection for you in grand guestures because you're her beloved human and all other Gods should know it.
Ares doesn't know much about gentle touch but he is willing to let you teach him. Eager to tell you of his many victories but also provide you with lessons so that no one can put you in danger, not that anyone would dare with him watching. Protectiveness is also part of his nature to the point of being perfectly willing to be cruel in order to protect you from others.
Hades showers you with many gifts over the time he spends trying to win your heart. Makes sure you're always thinking of him while you're apart and he wants have something of yours too, each of you would have one piece of each other with you. Sends his kisses from afar until you're in his home and he can kiss you for real.
Hermes runs everywhere all the time but he always makes time for you, it doesn't matter what message he needs to deliver. There's always something intersting for him to tell you when he comes back from his travels but he also likes using the excuse of sending a message to see you. Not unnusual for you to see a love letter randomly appear in your room, right next to your bed.
Poseidon takes you to many islands for a vecation with him, a romantic getaway if you will for you two to get to know each other better. He loves to go on a midnight swim with you under the stars and give you lots of gifts from the sea, things to decorate yourself and your home with.
Zeus brags a lot about himself when he's with you, he's a big showoff but he also wants to lift you up. If you want to be his lover you have to be worthy of him, the King of the Gods. He is very loving when you start returning his feelings, he wants to be a good lover, which also means he can hardly keep his hands to himself when you're alone.
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