#at first glance at least

[fruityfroggy]

我好累呀，姐姐…靠一靠好吗？～ 救救我…姐姐救救我…救救我吗～ 我要不行了，姐姐～

红姐好强，好帅呀～ 姐姐抱抱我吗👉👈红姐说话好好听啊～ 多跟我说说话吗～

[vlindervin7]

would i even be me if i didn’t develop a tiny crush on every joggers wearing typical Boy in my arabic class who’s sociable and nice to me

[athanmis]

welly belly🤭

[samarecharm]

Ryuji having the worst bi crisis of his fucking life bc his mom just had to fucking ask “oh, whats this young ladys name?” when he showed her a picture of Akira petting Morgana. Like okay yeah Akira is like objectively pretty, hes like the Classic Delicate Pretty Boy just like Yusuke which is like whatever; straight dudes have eyes, and they know what women like to see. But now hes like. Seeing things he likes in girls IN Akira now and he cant make it Stop like its genuinely keeping him up at night 😭

Pretty boy used to be A Face that would come up in his mind when he thought of the term. There was no specifics in mind, just like. Pretty Boy. Pretty boy! You say that and theres like a Face Template that shows up in ur minds eye and hed just attribute that to any dude who was like Vaguely Pretty. But now its Akira 😭 and he finds himself cataloging things that Akira does that he KNOWS he finds cute when girls do it. The hairtuck behind the ears. The headtilt when he mishears a question. The Actually Pretty Doe Eyes. The breathy, nearly inaudible chuckle he does in place of a Real laugh (thats made better by the fact that its so hard to get him to laugh in the first place). He likes cute snacks. He blushes easily. Ryuji is sitting here like ‘theres no fucking way man. Like theres just no way. That shit makes NO sense (a lie)’ lying in bed in the middle of the night looking like this vvvv w his phone in his hands (looking at pictures of akira)

It drives him insane bc like he did Not see any of these things as like inherently girly or whatever. Like thats just akira thats just his bro! And he does OTHER weird shit that cancels all that shit out. Hes like a messy engineer/tinkerer, he rolls out of bed and whatever situation his hair is is everyones problem. He wears that AWFUL gym uniform and doesnt tweak it AT ALL?? He likes baseball?? hes got a whole binder of trading cards that he will show off if u show any moment of weakness. Like hes just Some Dude but also manages to be Some Girl at the same time and Ryuji is like thats not fair. Life sucked ass but at least it made sense before Akira stumbled into it 😭

[asterwild]

There are three species commonly known as giant African land snails -- Lissachatina fulica, Achatina achatina, and Archachatina marginata. Although some popular photos of them online make them appear even larger than life, their title of "giant" is well-earned. All three regularly reach 7-8 inches in length, and larger specimens have been documented.

[inmyheaddd]

xander blackwood hawthorne is the most interesting and best hawthorne brother, no questions asked

(and cutest. and smartest!)

[mojang-officialer]

purchased a fake verified badge like a jackass to reclaim some of the false legitimacy mojang has so rudely stolen from me

[u5an5]

Of things obtained: Once Upon a Witchlight Ep. 1 | Circus to Circus

Masterlist | Next ->

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! Fair warning, this post contains SPOILERS. If you don't want to be spoiled, STOP READING !

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Gricko

In possession from beginning:

Primal totems (gorilla, basilisk-esque creature)

Alarm whistle

Items acquired:

Bag of 500 gold pieces

Cloak of Displacement

1 ticket to Witchlight Carnival

Hootsie

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Gideon

In possession from beginning:

Chains

Items acquired:

3 letters from Mr. Roslov

1 ticket to Witchlight Carnival

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Kremy

In possession from beginning:

Tophat

Cane

2 gold pieces

Items acquired:

1 ticket to Witchlight Carnival

Contracts:

Letter from Remy Garou: "To Kremy Lecroux and those it may concern"

Kremy Lecroux, This is a notice of debt owed to one Mr. Remy Garou. Upon abandonment of your station, you took with you valuable knowledge unpaid for that belongs to Mr. Garou. It has been noted that you have traveled to [list of almost every place Kremy gained any money from since he left his hometown]. Mr. Garou has chosen to impose a 10% overhead for all of your cons, leaving a total of 100,000 gold pieces owed to Mr. Garou by the end of the month. Remy Garou P.S.: Should Mr. Lecroux meet his fate or his end, his friends: Gricko Grimgrin, Morning Frost and Gideon Coal are considered guilty by association and the debt will be theirs to cover forth with.

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Frost

Items acquired:

Letter to Zybilna by Madrik Roslov

Bag of Beans

1 ticket to Witchlight Carnival

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Krew (The Party)

In possession from beginning:

2 gold pieces

Items acquired:

Madrik Roslov's "Rewards for Quest Open ->" - Bag of Beans (Frost), Cloak of Displacement (Kremy, gave it to Gricko), Letters (Gideon), 500 gold pieces (Gricko)

x4 Witchlight Carnival tickets (each took one)

Pacts/contracts:

With Madrik Roslov: In exchange for checking if Zybilna is alright, and if true, giving her the letter he wrote, Party will get what is left from his possessions once he passes away

Altered state:

Mangrove Swamp gas hallucinations:

(Gideon) 16 - You begin to turn into a corpse. You start puking out your insides and your skin begins to fall off, revealing your skeleton. [1:52:34 - 2:19:53]

(Gricko) 27 34 - You believe you're made out of gold. [1:53:02 - 2:19:37]

(Frost) 88 - Your knees become fused. You lose your ability to run. [1:56:08 - 2:20:03]

(Kremy) 83 - Vines and leaves are now growing from your body. [1:56:55 - 2:19:48]

(Hootsie) 41 92 62 51 65 ?? - Everything you taste, tastes like blood You're the greatest Bard to ever live [2:01:25 - ?? presumably same time as the rest]

To-do list:

Get the 100,00 gold pieces by the end of the month

Find out why Madrik Roslovs patron, Zybilna, stopped answering his calls for 15 years so he can die in peace, knowing her fate

Get to the Witchlight Carnival (which ends in 3 days) and find the only available entrance to Prismeer, Zybilnas domain

Try to become Witchlight Monarch

Find out who was the man that cut off Lexi Pott's wings, why he did that and what happened with them

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Time

1th day of Campaign

7th of the month (21 days until The Debt deadline)

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Total money: 502 gold pieces

Random Info

Man whose name Lexi Pott's was unable to say was going to "wake her" and she was very scared for Party meeting him. When they mentioned name Zybilna, she said they "already were too deep"

After Lexi Pott died, Party was surounded by Fairy Ring made up from mushrooms

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[spotaus]

I always love thinking about scenes like these for Eternal Ashes, but Orchid and the Gang are like... my favorites. Always

I mean, it's just so silly to me that Nightmare intended to make a perfect and powerful successor (Error and Him combined magic to make a new lil soul) and had her for like a year before finally deciding that, yeah, that's still the plan but he can't possibly be as evil and mean as he intended initially.

And the gang is super hesitant all the time because Night lugs Orchid around like luggage for a while before he settles into giving in and channeling his inner Brother energy and turning it into Dad energy. And then he starts entrusting her to the gang (who all, at one time, had a Younger Bro to care for) so it's just kinda like their side-hustle to watch Orchid.

And they all end up loving it. Like, Horror is the first one that she really bonds with, but she loves when Killer plays rough with her and gives her knives (dull ones, Night would kill him if she got hurt on a sharp one), she loves when Cross let's her watch him train, she loves when Dust just sits with her (she got her resting bitch face from him and Night), and of course Nightmare lets her be with him almost any time she wants.

And it's just business as usual otherwise. They still come back covered in blood and dust, still end up being hurt, talk about murder right in front of her. Because yeah, she's strong as balls and she's still gonna be Night's heir one day. Desensitizing her to it early is a mercy, and the only one who really ever coddled her was Cross.

[bleue-flora]

"While tbh i do think there's a bit of true in what cdream Said in those, it does get one to think, what we know of this guy that isn't a lie to make everyone think he's a crazy enough to be locked up?"

other anon come back and explain yourself here. why do you think severe enough mental illness can be treated with prison?

To be fair, I think anon is referring to - what lies does Dream tell to make the rest of the dsmp members afraid of him to the point of locking him up. In which case, it was never about treatment or necessarily mental health, but what lies did he tell to seem unhinged, evil, crazy to exasperate their fear and existing misconceptions about him. Wilbur and Tommy labeled him the crazy lunatic monster, but is that true? Or further, how much of Dream is actually purposely playing into that versus genuine. Regardless, I think anon is relating it to the dsmp characters not their own beliefs (I hope). And I think we can all agree that they are morons, their view of justice is massively scuffed and that they never intended to do anything but kill Dream. There was no thought process of treating his crazy, they were trying to end the threat until Dream made himself too valuable to kill. Pandora’s Vault was an added convenience because without it and the book they were perfectly fine with watching a “child” take his revenge by brutally murdering Dream in cold blood until he’s fully dead. There were no protests. The characters can hide behind some conceived notion of mercy and rehabilitation but that was never the actual purpose of the prison nor a possible outcome nor one they cared about anyways. It was about not killing him because of the book - which implies in some manner that they intended to get the book from him since they certainly didn’t seem willing to release him or give him anything to persuade him to use it for them (like for instance asking him to bring Wilbur back). So really as I’ve said before they kinda always intended to torture him. Maybe not realizing it as a direct thought, but at the end of the day that was what they deemed… they were never trying to treat his mental health, because they couldn’t see Dream as a person needing help. Prison is revenge, it is insurance and safety, it is a means to an end…

[icewindandboringhorror]

examining a seemingly normal image only to slowly realize the clear signs of AI generated art.... i know what you are... you cannot hide your true nature from me... go back where you came from... out of my sight with haste, wretched and vile husk

[the-girl-with-too-many-ideas]

Me: Shen Jiu and Oberon Vortigern are kinda similar characters.

My Brain: Make them a couple.

Me: Damn it, I'm sick and recovering. Leave me alone.

My Brain: Oberon and SJ would be such a contradictory couple from an outside prospective. Since they never say what they actually mean, and both are unrepentant bastards. Both were also doomed to a painful existence due to the actions of the author who created them. They also-

Me: *Finding myself invested* Damn it.

[chimpukampu]

Meet my pet dragon with radioactive candies ☺️

[braemjeorn]

sometimes a family is just two estranged parents: the independent, cool mom and the cold, stern dad and their two adopted kids aka the tsundere, devoted, filial first child and the overexcited—oversized at that—pure-hearted maknae huh...?

[possession1981-moving]

JACOB THE BOYZ の夏休み

[spearxwind]

Oh my god my new dragon lore is actually making me mentally I'm actually losing my fucking mind im so so so so into it hello