#asuhadie

[hadleyforte]

text 💬 had²

Hadley: Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi!

Hadley: I've been trying not to bother you while you're in Camelot because I'm sure you and Addy are having the BEST time!!!

Hadley: But also I feel like I'm going to explode into a zillion butterflies if I don't talk to you so let me know if it's okay to steal your attention for a little bit!!!

[hornedkenzie]

TEXT ツ KENDIE

Kenzie: They just announced the dates for the next con and I'm SUPER ready for this summer to start! I already have at least 4 outfits planned!

Kenzie: No one can say anything about a big sword if I say it's for a convention!

[addisonpendragon]

text 💬 haddison

Addison: I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.

Addison: Partially because they look delicious and we should go on an onion ring date soon, but partially one of the top results is a picture I TOOK.

[asuxsor]

Did anyone else catch that Hadie doesn't know how to wear a condom? I bet he already has secret kids somewhere, the only question is with who.

Well, @hadieathanasius‘s clearly got a blonde kink, so if you’re really hunting for illegitimate demi-demi gods, check if any of them mysteriously disappeared for nine months first thing. 

[berniewijanto]

@hadieathanasius​:

I always thought it was my grandpop Zeus that made babies appear everywhere but he can probably turn into an eagle too. No matter what though, no one would get the gift of a baby if they weren’t ready, like you said! And I’m so not ready which means I’m fine, so thanks for making me even more sure. But like… what happens if one half of a couple is ready and the other isn’t? Not mine, but like in general? They wouldn’t get half of a baby, would they?

Maybe that’s where they come from? I assumed the eagles hatched them and then flew them to where they belong, but maybe your gramps leaves the eggs for them so they don’t have to pop out an egg that big on their own. You could be ready without knowing you’re ready though, mate! You’re not the universe, you don’t know all the secrets. If you’re half ready, though, I think you’d get something else. Like... a crocodile with a baby’s head on it. 

[lennoxcalhoun]

sol, zaiden, carter, kendall, keanu, hadie

send 6 characters/people and i’ll tell you who i would:

Going from so-so girls my age to so-so guys, okay, bring it on!

do the sexy love™ with: @hadieathanasius. He’s tall. You can climb tall people like a tree! 

sacrifice myself for: @zaidenzimmer. I like you, I’m keeping you.

kick: @kendallandersen. Do you think anyone ever has before? He doesn’t look like he’s been bullied a day in his life.

take to prom: @keanupelekai, because the complaining about participating in a stereotypical social construct would be hilarious. 

abandon in jurassic park: @carterlabouff. You’ve read Jurassic Park, you can figure out how to escape. 

push off a bridge: @soldealva. A historical bridge, of course, just to make it more your style. 

[malbfaery]

@hadieathanasius​:

I’m not like fuddy-duddy boring serious right now but I’m not joking either! Grown ups choose to have babies and we’re not choosing to do that, at least not until we’re older. I’m sorry if that’s disappointing but I don’t know why it would be – you didn’t want to be an aunt already, did you?

Okay, but like... you know you can still make a baby without meaning to, right? Like you can choose to get rid of it if it happens, but if you’re not taking the proper precautions like... there could be one in your girlfriend right now. I so don’t want to be an aunt yet, but maybe I should meet this girlfriend of yours soon after all.

[carterlabouff]

Hey, hey, dude! I’m so glad we were able to stay friends after everything, because you’re WAY awesome! I’m even gladder you’re dating one of my friends now because I literally couldn’t picture a better guy for her than you! ARE WE A SUPER SQUAD? I think we are!

ANONYMOUSLY MESSAGE ME ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME BEFORE 2020 ENDS.

[dahlia-florence]

TEXT 🌀 HAHLIA

Dahlia: Can you order us some insomnia cookies tonight since I got them last time?

[fisaac]

TEXT ⚠️ HISAAC

Isaac: Did you get back to your dorm okay? I really don't like you walking around campus alone in the dark.

[hadleyforte]

dating your friend's crush

That’s a very general question, but @kendallandersen is very loveable so it’s very easy to imagine happening. So I guess I’ll indulge you guys and go into a couple of scenarios here! 

Anyway! My two closest friends are @claudine--frollo and @hadieathanasius and you may have noticed we actually have fairly similar tastes! And when they’re fairly superficial crushes that’s actually totally okay. We could all talk about how cute @carterlabouff is and squeal about it whenever he pays attention to us, but at the end of the day, no one’s heart is in it too deep and there would be no hurt feelings if Carter, say, went on casual dates with Hadie and then went on to date Claudine with a bit more intent after that, because we all thought he was cute but none of us were in that deep at the time of these separate events occurring.

In a hypothetical world where I perhaps had a friend who had had deeper feelings for my boyfriend at some point in time, thought, I never would have felt comfortable entering into a relationship knowing those feelings were actively still present. In fact, I probably would have avoided getting to know their crush too well on a one-on-one basis, and then once circumstances made it so that I ended up getting to know them anyway, I would have actively tried to convince myself I didn’t like him, even though, as previously mentioned, he’s very loveable and I think it’s pretty obvious to anyone who spends any sort of significant amount of time around him that he’s just... really the most wonderful human, and he’s hard not to love. Like very very much, I mean. Yeah! But anyway, in that world, imagine that your friend didn’t really talk about her crush anymore and maybe was always swearing off love anyway, and seemed to have made every effort to get over feelings because they were scary and complicated... and then suddenly they were going on dates with someone else, when dating was something they’d never attempted or been comfortable with before! 

You’d probably imagine that whatever they had going on with that person superseded any past crush you may have known about, and may have felt like that and the lack of mentions of feelings for someone else even though they noticed that you’d formed a new bond with that someone else that was growing quite strong and that would have been a perfect time to jump in and be like ‘by the way you know I still like him, right? Just in case your heart wanted to do something silly like fall for him, maybe now’s a good time to hit the brakes on that?” and... this is such a run-on sentence, I’m so sorry. Is this even making sense anymore? I hope you’re still following! If not, feel free to send me follow up questions for me to clarify further. 

Anyway, the moral of the story is that in this VERY HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION... it seemed safe to assume that any friend I might have that might have had feelings for Kendall had moved past those romantic feelings and was starting a sort of relationship with someone else. But you should never assume anything, there’s a reason that there’s that adage about ‘assuming making an a$$ out of you and me!” And so using deductive reasoning to conclude that it was ‘okay’ to give in to developing feelings of my own was perhaps -- okay, was definitely -- a mistake on my part, but by the time my hypothetical definitely not real friend who certainly doesn’t exist told me that those feelings perhaps weren’t as in the past as I’d assumed, I was in far too deep to, you know, end a relationship that made me the happiest I’d ever been. 

Especially because Kendall’s a person and not property, you know? It’s not like you can just... break up with someone and tell them to date your friend because you feel guilty that you’re dating him instead! They’d been friends for years and years without anything happening and I mean, I would have understood if he didn’t want to be with me anymore and wanted to explore that other option, even if it would have made me sad, because I care about them both so so much and want them to be happy! But I mean... this way, two and a half people are happy, and if I had broken up with him when I figured out the truth, then they still wouldn’t be together and three people would be sad instead of one person being half sad and half happy while two are happy so... um, math? 

This was a very long HYPOTHETICAL scenario and than you to those of you who stuck with it to the end! If you didn’t want to read it all, though, just know that I would never ever do that to a friend on purpose and perhaps I might have been willfully ignorant about it to an extent because of just how very happy being around Kendall made me, but hurting somebody else would never be my intention and I did try to shelve what I was feeling for a while, I really did! I promise! 

Also sorry to Carter La Bouff who may or may not have known any of this hypothetical information, I’m sorry if it ends up hurting your feelings that a girl you’re dating IN AN IMAGINARY SCENARIO ONLY might have actually liked someone else more than you when you started taking her out on hypothetical dates! But also I’m the only one of my friends you never liked and I get insecure a lot more easily than people might realize, so perhaps this is really just us being even? Yes? No? I don’t know, sorry! That’s a very petty thing to put out into the universe, let’s just pretend I never said it.

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

[margovasilovich]

exes finding their way back to each other

Um... if they were going to do that, they probably would have already and like... missed their chance. 

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

[hokukawena]

Kendall

@kendallandersen is the superior cute nice boy dork in our grade, you guys! Like, why is everyone thirsting after @hadieathanasius when Kendall is right there?

ANONYMOUSLY TELL ME WHO YOU SHIP ME WITH AND I’LL TELL YOU IF I AGREE.

[addisonpendragon]

@hadieathanasius​:

Yeah, but we are being super careful together because we’re not grown up enough to have babies yet and that’s a good thing! I’m not saying no to babies forever but it’s kind of nice it being just us for now. Aww, no fair! You can’t just tell me a little bit of that and not the rest of it, I gots to know! Pretty please?

I agree, it’s definitely a good thing! I have way too much I want to accomplish before I’m a mom, and I don’t want to be that person that just turns my baby over to nannies all the time because I’m busy! So let’s keep being careful -- although at least the good news is that I turned 20, so I can never be a teen mom! Yay! Okay, okay, but only because you’re so cute and I can never say no to you like, ever. He just thinks that since you’re, you know, a demi-god, that your sperm might be a little... uh, extra effective? That’s the gist of it.

[auradonstatehq]

*:・ﾟ✧ Is that [ MILO MANHEIM ]? No, it’s just [ HADIE ATHANASIUS ], the descendant of [ HADES ]! [ HE ] is [ 18 / FRESHMAN] and some say he tends to be [ OFFBEAT ] but he is really [ SOFT ]. (ALLY, SHE/HER, 25, PST) ✧・ﾟ*:

Congratulations, Ally!! Please read over the checklist and send in your account within the next 48 hours.

[berniewijanto]

kill, betray, have on your zombie apocalypse team -- myrcella, hadie, claudine

send me three names + a number…

Kill: @hadieathanasius! Isn’t death just like a plane ride home for him?

Betray: @madmyrcellamim! She seems the most likely to throw me under a bus -- literally! Which is cool, I wonder if the wheels hurt or not, they seem so squishy but strong.

Have On Your Zombie Apocalypse Team: @claudine--frollo.