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text 💬 kernie

Kat: You have ACTUAL glitter boxers? Those sound so cute! You have to show me sometime!

Kat: I mean, like, can we prove it isn't? I've never touched the sun to find out, have you?

Bernie: [read]

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soldealva​:

Oh no, I’m sorry, I really should’ve put the emphasis on “modest” and not “one-piece”. I was picturing those old-timey bathing suits for men that are essentially rompers because they cover our chests? That’s what I meant by modest really, something that covers us as much as possible. But um, if you want to wear a bikini top, then you should. We’re in a pretty genderless era of fashion and even if we weren’t, I’m pretty sure no one would question it if you were rocking it.

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text 💬 bervery

Avery: DID YOU GET HIGH WITHOUT ME??

Bernie: [read]

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text 💬 bronie

Brody: OKAY FINE. Semi-grown men. But at least we're fun. I have no idea what that dude's problem was.

Bernie: [read]

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text 💬 bernanca

Bianca: Just curious but why no pants? Did you forget to do laundry again.

Bianca: Babies are teeny tiny. Like from your fingertips to your elbow to start with.

Bernie: [read]

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text 💬 bercey j

Lacey J: FOR THE LAST TIME IT'S A FIVE SECOND RULE! NOT FIVE MINUTES! She probably felt bad for you because you were going to DIE soon!

Bernie: [read]

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text 💬 bernise

Louise: You can marry anyone as long as you ask and they say yes! I say go for it! Maybe you could even propose with a pie or something! And the wedding could be pie themed! COULD I BE A FLOWER GIRL? Or a *flour girl?

Bernie: [read]

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text 🎸 bersaac

Isaac: okay I'm just curious !!! if you had a band what would you name it?????

Bernie: The Hairy Eagles!

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text 💬 kernie

Kat: ...Everywhere?

Kat: I was going to say, don't complain about glitter! Glitter is amazing! And besides, glitter likes to shine so it's not surprising that it ended up being attracted to you 😊 you're the shiniest most attractive person I know!

Bernie: Yeah! And I'm not even wearing my ACTUAL GLITTER BOXERS!

Bernie: But if that was true then why isn't the sun made of glitter? 🤔

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soldealva​:

Do you think a modest, one-piece swim suit on a guy would just get extra unwanted attention or would it help fly under the radar? Asking for a friend.

Wait, does that mean they make two pieces for guys? Because I thought all our options were just modest one pieces, except Speedos, which kind of feel like they’re just mankinis with the tops missing. My man-boobs want to hang out with triangles the way girl-boobs get to, though, triangles are the greatest of all shapes.

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text 💬 byles

Myles: I'm not going to lie, I didn't understand anything you just said, but it made you excited so I say FIND A WAY TO DO IT! That's what art is all about!

Bernie: [read]

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text 💬 kernie

Kat: Eagle is kind of a mood though! Eagles fly and are super cool and regal, that's why it rhymes, so you could do that! But I love the star eye one for you because it's super duper cute and so are you! You're the cutest! Which emoji would you give me?

Bernie: [read]

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💬 for avery and/or viper

Random number 7 for @avery-thatch !!

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text 💬 bervery

Bernie: Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we’re going. Hope there is candy.

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text 💬 bercey j

Bernie: She high fived me out of pity.

Bernie: I guess she doesn't know about the five minute rule. Those Doritos were either getting eaten or sent to triangle heaven, there was no reason to feel bad for me!

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