#astra asks

[theyaoiconnoisseur]

y is u gae

For the swag factor

[wishmaker-astra]

Testing

Hahahaha, oh wow. Nice.

[httyd-art-requests]

here's an ask to post whatever you want, even something that's not related to what you normally post :3

I've been holding onto this ask and witing for the right moment

Do you guys wanna guess which recently revived fandom has been consuming my life lately?

You can't tell me this wouldn't be the perfect crossover

[hellsitegenetics]

hi! it would be a BLAST if you could encourage all your usamerican followers to VOTE uwu

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[superlustersnew52]

Ooh a plot twist from Lyta!! Our judges are stunned into silence!!

Ever the professional, Diana was the first to speak up with a clear of her throat. “For the record this is not a requirement, Harley was attempting at a joke before, that being said you’ve done well for presentation Lyta. A good way to make sure any judges don’t simply write you off. This is quite difficult for me. This is the hardest round so far. However I may have to go with Clara this time around. While I would absolutely love to get intimate with Lyta’s hole, this competition is primarily for shape, look and wobble. Youve done well though. You no matter what the other judges say, you can leave with your head held high, knowing for a fact that every Amazon I know would go to town on you until you wouldn’t even be able to remember your own name.”

Diana’s words finally took lois out of her daze. Her eyes fixated on the perfectly shaped hole before her. Still she had a job to do, and she followed suit. “Diana is right, knowing you can get Amazon attention is a huge compliment, first time my ass got a slap by one increased my confidence immensely. Make no mistake I say this with perfect objectivity, I think you kind of have the same thing as Faora. It’s amazing and oh my GOD those presentation points, even if they amount to much, god it’s so hot. But it’s rather shapely in a toned way. A bit more solid, so I’m gonna have to choose Clara this round as well.”

The two judges looked over to Harley’s chair, only to find it empty. Somehow, Harley snuck underneath and went to the stage without anyone noticing. She was currently eating out lyta’s ass like there was absolutely no tomorrow. Making out with it, licking it, and even putting her tongue inside. “It’s perfect, you’re perfect, you’re amazing, feel free to use me if you have any frustrations.” She panted, her eyes glazed over and a bit sex crazed. The two other judges sighed squeezing the bridge of their noses. “Let’s just move on, the votes are clear anyway.” Diana said.

Alright, despite the flag on the play of Harley’s objectivity… Clara advances. While we go look for a new judge please welcome the contestants for the final round. A repeat round, but rest assured even identicals can have different asses from their counterparts. Please welcome Bizzaro and Astra In-Ze!!!!!

Lyta hummed as Harley ate out her ass, she was so eager for it. Even if she lost the competition, she'd certainly found a prize of her own, "Harley, dear, feel free to come find me once this is all over. I'll definitely be happy to let you further acquaint yourself with my ass..."

Bizarro walked on stage, wearing an outfit that was quite similar to Kara's old skirted costume, but with the symbol on her chest flipped. She hiked the skirt up enough to give the judges a better look at her ass, though. It was quite similar to Kara's, but not exactly...Bizarro wasn't as active as Kara, so her ass was a bit fatter, and less toned. She shook her ass a bit and gave it a couple slaps, "Me am certain that me am going to lose this...Bizarro's ass is so small..."

Astra's ass was different from her twin's in the other way as Bizarro's was to Kara's. Astra's ass was more toned, and had a bit less fat than her sister's, due to the fact that she'd always been active in the military rather than sitting around like Alura did. Lyta before her had inspired Astra, so she'd also walked out nude, letting her bare ass speak for itself as she spanked and shook it, "Oh, don't be like that, Bizarro. You have a nice ass. Not as nice as mine, though." Astra teased, knowing that Bizarro just said the opposite of what she meant, "Can't let both myself and my sister leave in the first round, right? It would be quite the insult to MILFs..." Astra wasn't technically a MILF, sure, but she still had the body of one. She knew she was at a bit of a disadvantage here, though, seeing as Kara had advances while Alura hadn't. That was why she'd had to go with the bold decision of going out nude.

[tearsofastraeax]

something, something.. simon starting off with paying for your nails, sending you off every couple weeks with way too many bills in your pocket and a promise to treat yourself. then he starts getting involved in what kind of color and design you get, getting way to invested in the seasonal themes and aaaall the possibilities. till one day you manage to drag him with you. he looks so out of place in your usual nail shop, your sweet nail designer kind of scared of him, till you tell her to just not pay him any mind. it takes you at least 3 more times of him joining till you manage to bully him into sitting in the chair as well. next time when he's back on base everyone tries to give him shit for the little pink heart on his ring finger. but he couldn't care less, all he had to think about was his girl at home, happier than ever and with a matching heart on her nails.

[officialclangen]

I got the longest loner name I've ever seen in Clangen. ever. like look at this:

like what??

you. you are weird. who named you this

the game can't even load their name properly in the bio cuz it's so dang long

anyways props to whoever coded this name into the game, you're really going wild with the Loner Names™

Loner/Kittypet names are where the coders have a bit of goofy fun LOL Off the top of my head, other notable long and hilarious ones are First Generation Ipod and Molly Murder Mittens ~Astra

[cahootings]

Aurora Borealis from southern Wisconsin, May 10, 2024. Photos by me!

The colors of the aurora are caused by the atoms in Earth's atmosphere getting excited by the sun's charged particles slamming into them. Green tends to be the most common, showing excited oxygen particles 60-150 miles in altitude. It's also the easiest for our human eyes to detect. Red occurs higher up, above 150 miles, and because there's less oxygen, it takes a stronger stream to show up. Purple is also uncommon, and comes from excited nitrogen atoms below 60 miles. The fact that this display was so colorful was due to its immense strength from the five(!) coronal mass ejections that were belched out in our direction on Friday. The sun might yet serve up some more action as it's still in the peak of its 11-year cycle.

We were so lucky to get to observe such a rare event but also holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

[thecornerofegg]

Something I think about sometimes is that I can't be fully honest when someone asks me what my favorite book is, because its an AU fanfic about characters from the dream smp in the setting of an interstellar world and society ruled by a very powerful dictatorial nationalist empire which exploits the native species of different planets for their own gain written in 86'083 words devided between 3 chapters, and that's apparently not the answer people are looking for :(

It's called Ad Astra and it was written by Hellenite on Ao3. I read it like 2021 and have not been able to stop thinking about it since

THAT'S the level of world building and characterisation that I strive for

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

Imperial character with the most sanctioned porn made depicting them?

Ciaphas Cain. Runner up is Lord Solar Macharius, who commands to this day the highest budget for a pornographic film ever produced. Specifically, the 5 hour epic porn mockumentary (cockumentary) Milkiest Way: The Macharian Conquests Uncensored. It cost 15,000,000,000 thrones to make and is the only piece of Imperial pornography that is considered required educational viewing on certain planets.

[astra-galaxie]

Hear me out:

Criminal Case: Supernatural Investigation x Fnaf 😂

Bold of you to assume I haven't already considered ideas for my version of season 7 that are inspired by FNAF!😉

And Bendy and The Ink Machine... And Poppy Playtime... And Indigo Park... And every other indie horror game I've ever been obsessed with...

I would have LOVED for there to have been a case set in an abandoned amusement park or pizza place (or another mascot-themed establishment). I am OBSESSED with mascot horror games like these, and I wish CC had done a case inspired by this genre!

Which means I'll have to take matters into my own hands!😉

But I am hearing you loud and clear on this idea! It would be interesting to see the hunters trying to solve a murder in Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria (or CC equivalent) while dealing with the possessed animatronics trying to kill them! And in the AI, they could find a way to free the souls from their prisons!

It would be so cool to see an artist or writer's take on this idea! Or another indie horror mascot game! Honestly, crossover ideas for CC are endless!

[equippedtolove]

in all my dreams before my helpless sight ?

dulce et decorum est

bent double, like old beggars under sacks,

knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,

till on the haunting flares we turned our backs

and towards our distant rest began to trudge.

men marched asleep. many had lost their boots

but limped on, blood-shod. all went lame; all blind;

drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots

of tired, outstripped five-nines that dropped behind.

gas! gas! quick, boys! - an ecstasy of fumbling,

fitting the clumsy helmets just in time;

but someone still was yelling out and stumbling

and flound’ring like a man in fire or lime…

dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,

as under a green sea, i saw him drowning.

in all my dreams, before my helpless sight,

he plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.

if in some smothering dreams you too could pace

behind the wagon that we flung him in,

and watch the white eyes writhing in his face,

his hanging face, like a devil’s sick of sin;

if you could hear, at every jolt, the blood

come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,

obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud

of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,—

my friend, you would not tell with such high zest

to children ardent for some desperate glory,

the old lie: dulce et decorum est

pro patria mori.

thank you, raven! its my favourite poem ever!

[cimicherrychanga]

What does it say about me that I don't care for Lux and Tana but Astra is starting to permanently live in my brain???

THIS IS AWESOME. it says ur a real feminist

[httyd-art-requests]

Hihihi I NEED more httyd x gf crossover it's everything to me rn <3 <3 Can I ask what kind of wacky hijinks led Hiccup and Toothless to Gravity Falls??

WAAA I'm so glad you're enjoying the crossover! <33

Hiccup actually isn't present in this crossover 👀 not for the story part at least...

Speaking of which!

This is post-Hidden World Toothless, meaning he and Hiccup have already been separated for some time and he can fly on his own thanks to the mechanical tail. Toothless, in an effort to escape some sort of threat while flying, attempts to camouflage and the buildup of energy timed with a plasma blast ends up punching another hole through space-time similar to Ford's portal. He flies through, crashes in the woods of Gravity Falls, and ends up getting stumbled upon by two very excitable kids...

I want to use third movie-Toothless specifically so he can have some fatherly instincts on top of his already protective nature, so he becomes attached to the twins very quickly and tries his best to keep them safe. Ford and Dipper eventually figure out that Toothless doesn't belong in their dimension and help him get back home, but in the meantime... shenanigans ensue <3

[hellsitegenetics]

vertebrates are nothing. this planet is dominated by water which is filled with plankton, algae, countless swarms of critters with a few miserable fish. the reefs are built of cnidarians, sponges, algae; crustaceans and gastropods outnumber chordates a zillion to one. even on land, beetles, flies, hymenopterans reign among the life visible to the naked eye; dwarfing them are the plants, and the fungi, and the microbes which live on and in everything. you will never get a vertebrate in a million years.

unless you're fucking Margaret Thatcher apparently.

I would love a geometrid moth, but I'll take anything without *shudders* bones

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[desertduality]

Hiii :3 rewatching some Scarland videos. Gave me an Ad Astra question..

You said Impulse was still taking care of Scarland in Scar's absence, so for absolutely Noooo reason at all... Do Scar's morning/nighttime announcements still work? How do the Hermits and Lifers and all feel about it? :P If this isn't too weird a question to ask thank you for your work you're amazing :3

OH THAT HURTS I hadn’t even thought about that. I imagine that by the time everyone got back from the game (except scar lol), the morning/evening announcements had stopped working — but Impulse fixes it at some point. He wants everything to be perfect for when Scar gets back. He’s heartbreakingly careful with the discs that have the recordings on them, and has a nice healthy cry when he hears Scar’s voice on the speakers again. Jellie wanders around looking for him for a while before she understands it’s not really him.

I’d say quite a few of the hermits/lifers visit at least once, even if they just stand on the outskirts and listen. Some of them hate it, it’s like hearing a ghost, but some of them find a painful sort of comfort in it. They used to complain, before, about how loud and how often the recording played. Now they’re afraid it’s all they’ll have left.