#astarion quote

[vvyvernicus]

"In a thousand years, when I've all but forgotten how to love yet again, you'll flit back into my heart, and I'll weep wondering what happened to my mad love."

Quote is from Astarion from Baldurs Gate 3, but I think it represents them quite well.

[selunite-emiri]

You have a manner of irresistible desperation about you. I like it.

Durge cracks me TF up.

[winter-wise]

Baldur's Gate fanartists will draw Astarion like a renaissance painting and Wyll like the cover of an adventure novel and Gale like a Leyendecker drawing and Karlach like the cover of a trashy romance novel (where she is the beefy hunk and her love interest is the swooning maiden) and Lae'zel like a knight in a manuscript and Shadowheart and Minthara like the cover of a lesbian pulp novel and Halsin coming out of a lake like the bear equivalent of the Birth of Venus and they're all so right

[ghost-raven-7]

Astarion once said :

You Have A Type, Don't You? ... Elven Prostitutes? Again .. Tch.. It's Rather Embarrassing Dear!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Not bands related, but it's something I enjoy, and that's gaming, and Baldur's Gate 3 is one of my favorite games! So I will be posting from time to time Astarion's quotes! ❤️❤️🖤🖤

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2605

Don't forget to feed your wizard. (Dialogue is just made up, lol.)

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Astarion: Little girls who kiss frogs expect them to turn into you.

Wyll: Oh come on. I’m not that good-looking.

Gale: Yeah, you are.

Karlach: You kind of are.

[misquoted-chronicles]

Tav: I want to hear those three little words.

Astarion: I love you.

Tav: That's sweet. Try again.

Astarion: *pouts and crosses arms* Fine. I will behave.

Narrator: Astarion did not behave. Later that day, he went on a goblin killing spree and got in a fight with an old lady.

[fourraccoonsinacoat]

Anyone done this yet?

[incorrect-bg3]

Astarion: We need to open this locked door. Shadowheart, give me your credit card.

Shadowheart: Here.

Astarion, pocketing it: Thanks. Gale, break down the door.

[vvyvernicus]

“No, absolutely not,” Astarion retorted, clearly unimpressed with his idea. “You're a wizard who managed to get stuck in his own portal. How much use could you possibly be to have around?” he sassed, leaving Lexia to try and reason with him.

Just a random bit from the new fanfiction I wrote. Check it out on AO3 if interested!

[selunite-emiri]

You know, I never dreamed our noble Jaheria would be such a terrible, terrible mother.

[winter-wise]

The thing that Baldur's Gate got right is that each companion is both extremely cool, tempered with an appropriate dose of cringe.

Gale is a powerful wizard. He uses the phrase 'pish posh' unironically.

Lae'zel is a badass. She asks you to fight her and then gets emotional because you're fighting even though that was her idea.

Karlach. Badass. But we've all seen her idle dance moves.

Wyll is this swashbuckling vigilante and he has a pose he does whenever he says his own superhero name.

Shadowheart. Dark backstory, still striving so hard for the light. Makes a joke about poisonous flowers that falls incredibly flat.

Astarion. Capable rogue and a dangerous vampire. He practises his one-liners ahead of time. Within earshot of the people he wants to use them on.

[demigoddessqueens]

Astarion: if a beautiful person disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no principles

Tav: well maybe you should have principles

Astarion: you’re right maybe I should.

[vintagelilies]

Gale, explaining why he has to consume magic:- and that, my friends, is how I came into possession of this unfortunate ailment.

Tav: his gale-ment, if you will.

Astarion: I won’t, thanks.

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2622

Wyll is truly the only sane person in this party. (Dialogue from The Muppets.)

[bg3queen]