#astarion is annoying

[bernebeans]

"This character is so bullied 🥺 they don't get anything from anyone here 🥺" and its the most popular and coddled one in the whole media

[visenyaism]

me and the bad bitches i pulled by having matching brain parasites that psychically draw our thoughts together

[1071png]

I'm reposting elf caffé because I got attached and it needed to be colored

[leopardmuffinxo]

If a night of passion is on offer, I could be persuaded.

[okthisway]

Gale x Astarion 🤝 Anders x Fenris dangerous and annoying boyfriends

[albaharu]

they are frenemies ...they like disliking one another....frenemies ... they're like my less favorite brother

[westruun]

You have given me everything.

[silver-horse]

him: asking if we are serious

me:

him:

[tcustodisart]

There's something extremely beautiful about Shadowheart protecting you from wolves. Anyway... The Beauty and the Beast au continues.

[luvdisease]

BG3 reactions to "would you still love me if i was a worm?"

DISCLAIMER: i am not a writing blog do not follow me expecting more hcs you'll be greatly disappointment by the fictional men thirst. this is so fucking stupid. characters included: Astarion, Gale, Halsin, Karlach, Shadowheart

Astarion

"No."

"But what if-"

"I'd crush you under my heel."

damn.

alright.

Gale

"A polymorph spell? that should wear off soon enough."

"but if it didn't?"

"I haven't heard of a spell that strong, is there something I should be concerned about?"

Please. just answer the question man.

he starts fucking infodumping about polymorphing.

you cant even remember the question when he's done.

Halsin

"of course :)))"

what did u expect. man loves nature

"I'd set you free though, i cant bar you from living your true freedom and life as a worm, you belong in the dirt."

you assure him you would way rather stay with him as you live your worm life

He'd narrate the scenery around you... worms are blind

wants to give you a little pat on your worm head but worms are so small and he is.. so so big :(

Karlach

"Why are you a worm :( who did this"

its a HYPOTHETICAL

goes on about how you would travel with her as a worm by her side...

she would keep ur lil worm body warm

"where would you carry me?"

in front of her heart :) worms need a lot of heat

wait that's...

you're currently trying to figure out how to curse yourself immediately.

Shadowheart

"What kind of question is that?"

thoroughly confused.

after much persistence you wring an answer out of her

Yes, she'd keep you in a... jar or something.

hopefully she remembers to poke airholes.

[telumendils]

ppl will really say shit like "astarion can't be attracted to women just look at the way he behaves" with their whole chest like they're not blatantly stereotyping gay men and erasing vast swathes of bisexual and pansexual men when they do that.

[eeldritchblast]

It's incredibly funny to me that based on Larian's official stats released, Astarion isn't the most popular romance--in fact, he's not even second or third--but it's just that his fans are the loudest.

[variksel]

"ascended astarion is his bad ending because he becomes an abuser" no its actually his bad ending because he becomes cringy

[lesbianwyllravengard]

Honestly biting Wyll and Astarion both (meanly) for making everything about each other. I'm in the middle of making out with Wyll but he's busy eyeing Astarion and calls me his "star". I tell Astarion he can have some of my blood to be nice but he's busy thinking ab how Wyll's blood tastes and calls me his "sweet". Wyll asks Astarion out on a date right in front of me, his fiancé. Astarion says yes right in front of me, Wyll's fiancé. I have to hear from Astarion how Wyll's blood tastes and that he wants it more than anyone else's. Wyll says he's surprised I'm in love with him, because Astarion is just so charming and attractive and has nice hair. Astarion congratulates me on my engagement to Wyll by telling me how much he wants to marry Wyll. I'm jumping from my balcony

Edit: video proof.

[elfkissing]

[ID in alt text]

Well we sure don’t keep him around for his winning personality (actual in-game moment from the other night)

[fermentedrice]

As you’re accepting doodle requests…

Baby dragon Durge / Cat!starion :)

I imagine the size difference would be quite big so— here’s the skrunkly vampire cat and baby bloodthirsty dragon for you!

And some bonus content of course, because they are in love and married <33