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Poor feral baby Shin has never used a public transport in her entire life, she doesn’t know how they work
#R.I.P. ticket inspector#please respect your service workers and don’t knock them out with your force powers#Ahsoka has to bail Shin out of jail like once every week#she’s mostly getting arrested for assault and battery#Star Wars#milks artsies#ahsoka#ahsoka tano#Sabine wren#shin hati#wolfwren
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this two foot tall demonic doll will make you his bitch!
#IM DEXTER’S BIGGEST FAN AND SUPPORTER#I’ve been thinking about how fucked everything about him is…#mayhaps something i should write about later#dexter erotoph#dexter spooky month#spooky month#peachy’s art#artists on tumblr#Also stream assault and batteries if you like metal
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Kristoph Gavin's black psyche-locks have remained unbroken for 17 slutty, slutty years.
#just had to look up when AJAA first came out and good god#ace attorney#kristoph gavin#i remember i once saw someone say that the only reason why people are interested in kristoph instead of other villains is bc he's pretty#and it's like no you dipshit the reason is bc he was shown to have black psyche-locks#which we were then told means a person has trauma so severe they've repressed it to the point they don't even know they have it#and then Capcom went [Tyler Cutebiker voice] never mind all that!!!#and just never brought it up ever again#(well the meaning behind the black psyche-locks came up in the next game but did Kristoph? no)#(and then the game after THAT was a shitshow so. sighs.)#anyway Kristoph was literally shown to have something more going on with him than just ''muahaha i'm evil >:)'' in canon#so that's why he's an interesting & compelling character to a lot of people#it's not OUR fault that capcom then decided to just let him rot#along with Apollo & Trucy's true parentage -- which has also remained a secret for 17 slutty slutty years#for FUCKsake Capcom when i get my fucking HANDS on you#(i will do nothing bc i don't want an assault & battery charge but i WILL scream SO loud from here in my house)
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ARMAND WHEN I CATCH YOU!!! SANTIAGO WHEN I CATCH YOU!!! EVERY BASEMENT DWELLING FUCKASS VAMPIRE OF THAT SHITTY, INSIPID COVEN WHEN I CATCH YOU!!!
#iwtv spoilers#interview with the vampire#goddd i need to commit assault and battery and arson and MURDER
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ASSAULT & BATTERIES ● ICE NINE KILLS
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Today my husband bought new work clothes.
Comes to me in a new navy shirt, brown leather tie, boots, and braces.
Leans in and whispers "you can pull my tie if you like".
I just
I can't
He knows
#he knows me too well#Officer I'd like to report a crime#Warmed up now funnily enough#Hoooooboi#Wanted for assault and battery#Mr.Haitch
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Ingo could put Crime Joltik Emmet in the -Jail Jar- for his crimes
Crime 1: Draining the batteries from the Tv remote
Crime 2 : To fuzzy to Furious
Crime 3: Adorable
jarred for battery crimes ToT
#I feel like if he did there would be no cap#just an open jar and there’s even batteries in it#that’s just ingo’s way of chastising him#a-a-assault and batt-#ask
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since apparently this is what i’m known for: What Motorcycle I think each member of the PRT ENE would ride:
Armsmaster: Canonically rides a “souped up motorcycle.” obviously this means tinkertech in the parahumans world, but in the biker world this means egregious, stupid custom. so i’m giving him a fat tire Harley Davidson VROD. an ugly bike with an ego for a silly man with an ego
now what do you get when you cross the most reliable, unkillable dual sport of all time with a diesel engine? you get the Kawasaki KLR-650 HDT, the M1030-M1, a finicky monster used by the US military. perfect for the unkillable Miss Militia, a connoisseur of finicky military equipment. it can go anywhere and use anything for fuel, but it was literally designed to run on jet fuel.
Velocity’s a speedster right? so obviously he’s gonna get an ultra fast liter bike, super sport, 200hp, etc. WRONG. you fucking idiot. you fucking moron. personally i don’t subscribe to grimdumb f(c?)anon that he perceives real time when he’s speeding. that’s stupid cape design imo. he can go fast as his heart desires with his power. yknow what he can’t do with his power? rip up the fucking motorcross track, doing flips and jumps and shit. radical, man. so he gets a two-stoke ripper, the Yamaha YZ-250.
Battery, on the other hand, is a girlboss who needs to get stress relief via a supersport liter bike. she’s dealing with assault all day, can you blame her? so she’s getting the Honda CBR1000RR-Fireblade. liquid cooled, 999cc, inline four, with a top speed of 190mph it really doesn’t get much faster than this, folks.
now if you take the dual sport Kawasaki, give it the suspension of the Yamaha motorcross, but the tires and street performance of the supersport, you get the Supermotard class of bikes. the crackhead hooligans of the bike community, these are the bikes that are doing wheelies in residential areas, jumping over that grassy hill near your office building, and squealing around corners as the back end slips out. can you tell i have a favorite type of bike. now, who’s our resident crackhead of the protectorate? why, Assault, of course! So he’s getting the king of supermotos (and the bike i will probably be purchasing in may), a Suzuki DRZ-400SM
loud, annoying, and entitled Triumph gets the Harley Davidson Softtail, the bike of choice for obnoxious wannabe hell’s angels, the bike of choice for your balding 50yr old dad, or for the kid who wants so badly to be relevant and accepted amongst the boomers he calls friends. idk where Triumph fits into this its kinda just a vibe yk he’s a nepo baby, he gets a harley
and finally. the perfect bike for those with mobility issues/those concerned about safety due to preexisting medical conditions, Director Piggot gets a Harley Davidson Trike and she fucking slays on it, understand? girl power.
i forgot dauntless because he’s boring so he gets a boring adventure bike for boring losers. BMW F650GS. fuck you dauntless you dont even get a fun big BMW you get the heavy underpowered one. go to hell 🖕
#wormblr#parahumans#shitpost#kinda?#brockton bay#prt ene#motorcycle analysis#wildbow#worm web serial#colin armsmaster#miss militia#velocity#triumph#director piggot#emily piggot#assault and battery
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year old trend let’s go
#genesis#genesis band#prog rock#mike rutherford#tony banks#phil collins#steve hackett#my art#artists on tumblr#nursery cryme. robbery assault and battery. couldn’t get arrested. many such cases
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Saying Batman hits his kids and all his other abusive tendencies only exist because people want to use them as “tropes” to woobify his children is not like…the good take you think it is
It’s important to me that you all know that. It’s not actually bad, an ‘incorrect reading of the text’ or ‘only acknowledging bad writing’ when people want to talk about how Bruce’s actions can actually severely effect those around him.
It’s also important to me that you all know that while maybe a parent hitting their adult child may not count as child abuse because the child is no longer a kid, it does; however, still count as assault, battery, and can even be considered domestic abuse if their living or staying at the manor at the time it happens and is still very, very bad and not okay
#bruce wayne hate club#do I tag the side kicks? is this something i should antagonize?#sure I’ll tag the kids#bats + birds#dick grayson#cassandra cain#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#stephanie brown#<<<she’s not his kid but she was his sidekick and he treated her something awful#this next tag is going to be sooooooo petty and completely ignore the genre we’re engaging in but bare with me:#‘Batman isn’t a child abuser! he’d never hurt a child! he’s great with children victims! he was a hurt child who doesn’t want other hurt#children to turn into him’#Batman does however commit battery and assault every single night so check mate he’s okay with that
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bunny break. take a moment to look at assault & battery and just breathe
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I couldn’t resist taking some selfies after I got those cute pink heart shaped sunglasses from the antique store! I think they turned out cute :D
#littleblondesoprano#me#my face#selfie#<3#it me#!!#for a better experience looking at these#listen to ‘Assault and Batteries s’ by INK#been stuck in my head all day
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OK. ALRIGHT. BEDTIME. FUCK YOU DOCTOR FUCK YOU EIDOLON FUCK YOU ALEXANDRIA!!!! NOT FUCK YOU LEGEND. I LIKE HIM. HE CAN STAY. hangs a sign on my door that says "no cauldron capes allowed" but written under that is "except battery and legend who are the only exceptions <3"
#except apparently just legend because!!! battery is fucking dead!!!!!!!!#GOD assault must be. fucking devastated#someone check up on assault for me how is he doing how is he coping#wormposting
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personally I think the second someone pulls out a $100 bill and their amount due is less than $80 I should be legally allowed to jump over the counter and beat their ass
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"Tim survived the moon au" me and miralines have going on is facinating.
Arms Dealer "Dee" Tim will never not be iconic.
#the naming conventions in the world weve crafted are so funny#Assault-and-Battery “Bertie” Michael is my favorite fucking headcanon
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you should look up "is incest a crime?" the answer will SHOCK YOU!!!!!!!
You know what's even more shocking? If you look up if reading, writing, drawing or otherwise consuming FICTIONAL incest is a crime. it will REALLY SHOCK YOU!!!!!!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
#asks#this is so dumb lol#if incest irl = crime equated to depiction of incest between fictional characters#then murder mysteries wouldn't be legal bc yknow. murder is a crime#or yknow once again.#why are violent videogames legal if murder violent assault and battery are crimes#HMMMMMMMM#anon be so fr
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