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Beach Day with Illumi Zoldyck ☀️🏖️
Even assassins deserve a vacation! Join Illumi and Psyche, husband and wife, as they kick back, relax, terrorize the locals and enjoy the splendors of the beach and eachother <3 [ illumixoc, sfw, fluffy drabble]
The best treasures to find at the beach are in the ocean! Illumi loves snorkeling and seeing what surprises await him down below. Psyche will be reading her book, The Captain and I, then look up to see illumi diving into the water, then moments later emerge with a crab captured in his mouth, its pinching his nose but illumi doesn't mind.
'You're mine." Illumi says to everything he catches.
Illumi periodically comes out of the water, long black hair dripping down his back, while carefully cupping a lil sea creature in his hands. It's a hermit crab! He loves showing them to his wife, and after respectful observation they put the little hermit crab in a mini beach aquarium. Illumi is collecting friends!
Illumi tells Psyche fun marine facts, such as that hermit crabs are rappers, no, not the Drake kind.
Illumi stares. All you see is the top of his head and a pair of big, black unblinking shiny eyes peeking above the water's surface. He's waiting for Psyche to wave at him. When she does, he smiles. Satisfied, then he dives back in again, on the hunt for more friends!
"It's beautiful! Psyche, it's beautiful!" Illumi will keep calling Psyche to swim with him until she comes. He is relentless about having a damn fun time with his love.
Did Illumi say swimming? Oh no, he actaully meant cradling his wife in his arms and spinning her around in the water. Kissing her forehead as she lays her head on his chest.
She asks him to throw her in the incoming waves (he does) and make believe she's being sacrficied to a sea monster that's terrorizing the local and provincial fishing village (illumi's the monster.)
Ok, now they're swimming. It's a race to the buoys! Illumi has an affinity for competition, so that means swimming at the speed of a torpedo and Psyche gets swept up in the currents. kawabunga
Where did Illumi go!? Pyche can't see him anywhere! Suddenly, something nibbles at her leg.
It's a trap! It's Illumi. nom nom nom nom. He likes to bite. And tease his wife. He did say he was her make believe sea monster.
A good wife buries her husband---in the sand, silly! And silly he indded looks as a sand man. This moment will look lovely in their newly wed scrapbook. Uh oh, just as Psyche went to grab her phone, Illumi vanished.
Psyche peers into the tunnel he dug below. She hoped he went to get her snacks. Burying bodies always makes her hungry.
Not too far away, Illumi emerges from the sand, beneath a sand castle. Children run away screaming. Psyche pouts. He's nowhere near the snack bar. She points, he obeys and digs onward. He must provide for his family.
Psyche names the crabs in the aquarium, and witness them rap, knock on, a better hermit crab's shell to steal. This is rapping. *Psyche busies herself breaking up hermit crab fights* 'friends don't fight. Oh, you're naughty, to the far end of the aquarium with you.'
Screams ahead! Beach umbrellas are suddenly toppling over and popping out from the sand. Is it aliens?? Or a freaky goblin man (ILLUMI, STOP. PSYCHE, GO, HURRY, COLLECT YOUR HUSBAND)
"Psyche, it's everywhere!" Illumi says, spitting sand out of his mouth. Sand is not dirt. Sand does not behave like dirt, doesn't stay out of his eyes, nose, ears, nor mouth like dirt. Psyche doesn't know how surprised he should have been, digging underground tunnels across at least half the span of the beach.
Psyche cracks open a can of beer. Pssh, one beer will not make her drunk.
But several can and does. *Psyche gets drunk and starts talking to strangers like they're life long family friends and proceeds to tell harrowing, hair raising details about her assassin family that she thinks is funny*
*Illumi throws Psyche over his shoulder and carries her back, shushing all the secrets she wishes to tell strangers with chocolate gelato* 'Haha please don't call the coastguard. have a nice day!'
They hold hands and walk along the shore, collecting seashells. They'll braid them into eachothers hair later. Illumi likes it when Psyche fumbles into him, he gets to catch her and hold her longer.
Time to release (the captured) sea friends back into the ocean. Goodbye friends! Illumi will befriend (catch) you another day!
They cuddle together under a blanket and watch the sunset. He whispers something in her ear and she giggles and kisses him. Lips, cheeks, nose, forehead. Oh my. All of him is so kissable.
He's so happy to be her husband.
Psyche and Illumi's marriage is part of my fanfic WHERE SHADOWS TOUCH. Atm, I just wanted to write a fluffy, summer story because the fic is all angst rn XD
#my post#hxh#illumi#illumi zoldyck#illumi hxh#illumi x reader#illumi x oc#illumi x y/n#illumi x you#illumioc#hxh illumi#psyche#where shadows touch#hxh fanfic#hxh oc#hunterxhunter fanfic#hunter x hunter#illumi hc#just some silly headcanons i have about illumi#he's still a goblin at the beach#assassins on vacation
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I knew that Bruce was full of anger as a young teen, always starting fights at school, but I learnt today that he also:
Burnt his teacher's front yard after being asked a question that triggered him.
Was obsessed with toy guns and wanted to go gun down criminals, which led to Gordon taking him on a trip to Arkham (not as a prisoner, but as a "Wanna finish like this???")
Poisoned a classmate and locked him in the boiler room to die (he didn't and Bruce was expelled) after Alfred told him to be less physical and more smart at stopping bullying.
And this was before he was 15. People must have thought he was going to become a serial killer.
Anyway, I need fics where his kids learn this OR have to deal with "violence is not the question, it's the answer" small Bruce.
#batman#bruce wayne#batfam#dc comics#my ramblings#lil angel baby Jason vs I crave blood baby Bruce#I think it would be so funny if his kids had to take care of him and they were scared shirtless of this untrained violent teen#like that's not our father#Alfred is either dead or saw small nightmare Bruce and went “Nope already dealt with that once” and left on a vacation#I want to point out that Damian was raised to be an assassin so his violence is learned but Bruce it's trauma that made him violent#which is more unpredictable and more scary imo
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ACNH AU but it’s just Chil as Tom Nook giving out lax loans to people in need with his half-foot guild, and his close friend Isabelle Marcille helping out and hanging around. Been playing ACNH and came to the realization that Tom Nook & Isabelle give Chil & Marcille energy, and immediately had to draw it…
Man wanted to retire early but still hasn’t stopped. What I want for post-canon Chilchuck is just for him to have Tom Nook energy fr fr
#Dungeon meshi#acnh au#chilchuck tims#marcille donato#meijack#Flertom#Puckpatti#Chilchuck’s family#Marchil#To me they’re the Everything Everywhere All at Once thing where doing taxes together is the most romantic thing#At first I wasn’t gonna put Marcille in a pencil skirt but. She’s rocking it#Also was gonna give Mei tims shoes but forgot. She still got her knee-high shoes swag tho#The thing is Marcille DOES have dog energy it’s just that unlike Laios she’s like… A pomeranian or smth#Chil got divorced bc there were never non work-related vacations. Get that island cash my guy#I had fun putting details on the board#Saw a localization of Laios as Laois the other day and I have taken psychic damage#Listen I’m sure canon Chil has a very neat handwriting. Sorry for the character assassination#But also??? Illiterate rates have gotta be high for the Dungeon Meshi world right. I ponder it a lot#I am sorry that I accidentally made Chil look like Christopher Robin in that last one… I apologize
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he has a tan now
#zeno's art#ocs#reassassination#v a angel#there is an in universe reason why he's so tanned but also i wanted to give him a sort of gyaruo look#with the tanlines from his sunglasses looking a bit like the makeup idk.....#for the unaware -#he is an assassin and part of the clear crucifix organisation#he's a womanizer </3#overly confident and fickle - loves blondes + wine + vacations + repressing all his emotions
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I personally feel like the peak of the Steven Universe fandom was around season 3 when everyone, no matter the context or plot of the fic, would go out of their way to get Peridot to say "what's a chicken?". It was chronic, and not even that funny. But that wasn't going to stop us from implementing it into our gem-human 136 part wattpad Lapidot college Au's feat. abusive ex gf Jasper that randomly stopped being updated in the midst of one of its 50 dramatic plottwists.
#steven universe#peridot#peridot steven universe#lapidot#one time i went on vacation with my grandma and everytime she tried to get me to leave the hotel and i dunno explore the moutains and museu#and#wonders#i would start having a mental breakdown cause it means I wouldnt have the wifi to continue my assassin! lapis x introvert nerd! peridot#fanfic#and please dont get me started on cph
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return of the sillies
#tes#eso#morag tong#ashur#ashur daram#galas salothran#ashurgalas#doodles#crying screaming shitting throwing up#THEM!!!!!!#i MISS THEM SO MUCH???????? not one day passes without them rotating in my brain doing backflips in each other's arms#i am not responsible for who i will become the moment necrom drops on pts#i will tear this chapter apart for every interaction with him and i WILL make every quest about THEM#there are no tong duty in chapter only paid vacation for every assassin out there to go and visit some buried distant relatives lmao#if ralmyn comes back around these times - even better
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I wanted to draw a scene from a dream I had back in August where Wordgirl and Huggy were in Masyaf
#wordgirl#wordgirl pbs#becky botsford#captain huggyface#bob botsford#assassin's creed#wordgirl fanart#i cannot draw the monkey at all#also i may colour in all my drawings during vacation
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more photos from my athens trip and athens in ac odyssey!
I love seeing these from others so I did these myself. I tried to get the perspective as right as I could.
#ac odyssey#assassin's creed odyssey#assassins creed#ac kassandra#kassandra the eagle bearer#athens#vacation#video game#greece#history
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//Bailu likes to bottle up her pain.
#ooc#I was writing and I made this discovery#but it explains a lot#why she's so chill after her near assassination and kidnapping#she just puts those emotions away and manifest them in different forms#like taking a sudden vacation or moving out of her house
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Desmond Miles has the vibes of a guy who would've loved Megan Thee Stallion and that's a hill I'm willing to perish clinging to
#hes not dead hes on vacation#Hes probably listening to her and living his best life#assassins creed#ac#desmond miles
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*crawls out of the ether*
IM BACK BITCH
Ahem
Assassin’s Creed x Dead by Daylight
It’s one thing to be the hunter hiding in the shadows, but how well does an assassin do being the one hunted?
Really well, actually.
Assassins are trained to hide, to be untraceable, to vanish once the blood is drawn. Funny how the things that made them formidable killers also made them excellent survivors.
I wonder what would happen if they played both roles?
The first: a Killer forced to go against their morality, to spill the blood of the innocent, to cause suffering where there once was the swift mercy of death. A puppet to another’s inhumane game. (Or perhaps the killer was a brother, an assassin who’s already distanced himself from the creed, from the brotherhood. One who wouldn’t shy away from the blood on his blade.)
The second: a Survivor forced to endure a constant hunt where they are unable to use their blade, unable to protect the innocent around them, unable to fight back with the skills they spent a lifetime (and then some) cultivating to defend themselves. They can hide, they can work with a team, but they cannot escape.
What if these two were to meet?
A brother vs a brother.
A diabolical game where there are no winners.
Idk, I just think it’d be neat.
(You can pick the Assassins btw, definitely thinking about Desmond being the survivor because, well, yeah, he’s the most emotional and deals with the most bullshit situations, but honestly it could be anyone. It would be interesting if it was Ezio or Altaïr as a survivor, mainly because I don’t think any of the Survivors are from that far back in history, so it would be interesting to see that interaction. Just do whatever is most interesting to you.)
(Maybe you can have more than one survivor? Have some bonding between Desmond and his ancestors or something?)
(Also, the new map could be something like the Abstergo lab or Alamut or Masyaf or something?)
(Oh!! also extra crossovers! Like Resident Evil and Stranger Things, man, these just write themselves ^_^)
(For the horny bitches: we got plenty to choose from ;P monster fuckers, rejoice!)
#desmond miles#assassin's creed#dead by daylight#dbd survivor#dbd killer#dbd#crossover time bitches#i’m baaaaack#sorry i was gone for so long#i was on vacation with the fam#i went on a horror binge while i was out#so here you go
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anyway the only book i got at that store that i didn't know of before was something about 19th century usamerican railroads.. i know i rag on narrative nonfiction but idc this time
#unrelated: there was a bit of a leon czolgosz jumpscare (assassination vacation)#but i didn't get it bc iirc i looked at it on archive.org and at least the leon czolgosz part was a little factually dubious
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just finished assassin's creed 3, i am not okay 👍
#even tho i already knew about the ending bc i cant avoid spoilers sometimes it still made me sad#them talking about taking a vacation after all that n i was just like :')#im still confused about the end n what those two holographic women were talking about but whatever#assassin's creed 3
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le chat dans le sac, gilles groulx 1964
#le chat dans le sac#gilles groulx#1964#barbara ulrich#claude godbout#about photography#cul-de-sac#permanent vacation#control#material#flyweight#the lost tapes#obst & gemüse oder der kunde ist könig#buw#er ist wieder da#jojo rabbit#assassin of the tsar
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Also I noticed people bringing back Auntie Cormac in my notes, and it fills me with such joy every time one of those posts reappears. I do love her lots.
If I redrew her at some point what would you guys want to see? Char design sheet? Silly 10-second animatic? Short comic panel? I suddenly have the urge. Sound off in comments if you have a cool idea!
#assassin's creed rogue#auntie cormac#i might not get around to this for a week while I'm on vacation but i want to do smt fun here#this summer ive just been painting my cat and playing dishonored so I put AC on the back burner for a bit#but ill do anything for auntie cormac#heck ill rebrand and dedicate this whole blog to her
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Ok what PC games are y'all playing nowadays?
#my new computer finally came in#and I'm planning on spending my vacation days gaming#already have Baldur's Gate loaded up#thinking of buying Cyberpunk and the new Assassin's Creed instalment#but need more recs
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