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Aubrey Plaza in Parks and Recreation (2009) Beauty Pageant
S2E3
Leslie serves as a judge in the Miss Pawnee Beauty Pageant but is disappointed with the results, and Ann finds out that her ex-boyfriend Andy is living in the pit.
*After the pageant Dave stops by to talk to Leslie. Trish can be seen behind them wearing her costume for the talent portion of the pageant. Also, Dave walks into her on his way out, when she would not have been able to get over to that spot in time.
#Parks and Recreation#2009#tv series#Beauty Pageant#S2E3#judge#second date#asking for a date#Aubrey Plaza#tent#pit#ex boyfriend#comedy#sitcom#just watched
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do you like fat butches?
do i like sunshine and puppies and the smell of freshly baked cookies
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“the worst they could say is no” true but while they are saying it they very well could hit me with force lightning like palpatine. From star war
#and i would deserve it too. for asking the question#this is not about dating for the love of god. It’s about Asking Anyone Anything Ever
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Lesbian bases be like
1st base: sharing deep seated sexual preferences
2nd base: confession of love
3rd base: first date
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No im not “grieving” Buddie, do you know how amazing it is to have queer/bisexual men representation in today’s media? Do you know how important it is for all of the community and the younger people watching this? This is a huge milestone and Buck’s sexuality is valid outside of any type of ship. Today we celebrate.
#just my psa bc some people are already shitting on my asks#besides it’s not like the ship died??#he’s dated many women before and we still ship him with eddie lmao#911#buddie#911 fox#911 tv show#eddie diaz#evan buckley#evan buck buckley#buck x eddie#911 abc#buck and eddie#bucktommy#buck x tommy#911 spoilers#911 on abc#911 show#911 season 7#911 s7#911 season seven
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Please someone redraw this with Dr. Ratio and Aventurine because this is the exact vibe they have in my head post-Penacony.
#ratiorine#aventio#aventurine#dr. ratio#honkai star rail#hsr#not exactly#2.1 spoilers#but the vibe isn't present until then#this is canon I'm Hoyo#just trust me#I think my favorite thing about this ship#is that I went in expecting slap slap kiss#but came out of 2.1 convinced that these two could#in fact#get their shit together faster than virtually any other Hoyoverse pair#they're gonna be two years into their relationship before Seele manages to ask Bronya on a date#they're gonna be married before Renheng get their next ship tease#I just think they deserve to be those two guys who show up together#in the background of every promotion and event#and Hoyo never confirms anything#but you never see the one without the other#so everybody just KNOWS#LISTEN HOYO#I'm available for hire#you can pay me to print the money for you
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personally i think the funniest way of explaining anything off about the reported timeframes in your au is to have both stan & ford being absolutely terrible with time
stan being like damn the 50s sucks & little ford going its the 60s???? & ford going ‘nearly 30 years ago’ and fidds being like ford you’re like 30 that doesn’t make sense
I love that so much
#if it gets me off the hook I will DEFINITELY take it#I’m gonna need to write up a timeline or smth I swear#I’ve never been good with dates and times lol#my art#ask#gravity falls#twins in time au
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This is Scott Cawthon’s biggest regret in FNAF..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#scraptrap#springtrap#michael afton#william afton#matpat#fnaf pizzeria simulator#scott cawthon#THIS COMIC IS AS UNSERIOUS AS IT GETS#SO in the interview with Scott Cawthon and Dawko#Dawko asks which is the worst story from the books#SCOTT of course picks this one#the mpreg fnaf story#I wonder so badly if Scott has scene the image of Springtrap and Matpat#he also mentions he didn’t mean to make a jab at Matpat but he ran outta names to use#which is also very funny#SO WITH all of that this comic came into mind#and I just have to draw it out so it haunts me less BAHA#I can’t believe in canon springtrap dated Matpat for awhile#this totally actually happens#Scott said so and confirmed it in the interview#also another lil sprite Michael hehe
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curious. how did u guys start dating
#as a bitch who has never dated before. i want 2 know. sjfhskndmsla#man send in anons tell me in the replies idc i want to knowwwwww 😔 get me outta hereee (no love jail)#or rb w tags . do ya thang . i love u#text#THIS IS NOT AN INVITE TO ASK ME OUT THO I NEED TO DO MORE THERAPY FIRST 😃😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀#polls
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The thing about jonmartin is that Martin wants to be a romantic, he loves poetry and probably watches romance but for him it is a fantasy, a silly game he plays. Martin is at his core very cynical. Things don't work out for him so he doesn't really belive in romance, it is a pretty dream but that's it. He is pratical and realist. Dating Jon he has to remind himself it is real and he actually struggles with romantic gestures, it is something he has to remind himself to do, to remind himself he can do even and honestly who even has the energy and what if Jon doesn't even like it?
Jon on the other hand wants to be cynical. His first coping mechanism was pretend the things he was afraid of weren't real and goddam if he isn't afraid of love. It didn't really work to him so far so it's easy to pretend he doesn't care. But he is a romantic at heart. He saw love and he read about it and he has enough evidence that it is undeniable. And to be honest Jon was always to much a bunch of mushy feelings hidden in a grumpy (and bitter and afraid) trench coat. Dating Martin he has to hold himself so he isn't too much. He plays the grumpy unromantic guy at first. But he just can't stop giving flowers and planing dates (this is the guy that saw a theme park on a fear domain and considered how he wanted to take Martin to a romantic ferris whell date [until he discovered Martin was afraid of them]) and making all the silly things one does when in love.
TR: Martin is deep down very cynical about love but wants to/pretends to be a romantic and Jon is deep down very romantic but wants to/pretends to be cynical about love.
#that's also to say Martin is definitivaly the one forgeting important dates#wich is more complicated cause jon consider random things important#like jon has no expectation that martin will actualy do something to celebrate 'the aniversary of the first time you got me flowers'#but he will circle the date and give martin a flower and martin will go 'is this jon being silly or did i forgot our birthday again'#until jon just stops circling it on calendars so martin won't be anxious#jon is romantic enough that he is fine being the only one that rememberz#remember guys jon asked if they would find each other in every universe#jon belived he and martin would always be together#martin belived it was a miracle they were together once a great miracle but a miracle#tma#the magnus archives#martin blackwood#jonathan sims#jonmartin#jmart#teaholding
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you know the art you made of Soap "accidentally" giving Ghost a kiss before going on a mission? (before they started dating) what do you think happened when Soap came back from the mission? :3c
follow up to this post
They start dating of course! <3
#ask#anon ask#u were so right to ask for a follow up to this one#ghostsoap#soapghost#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#soap x ghost#ghoap#doodle#cod fanart#my art#soap has been mortified the whole mission#like blowing stuff up and doing his job while internally having a constant monologue of ‘why did I do that??? will everything change now??’#just gay panic while war crimin’#meanwhile ghost has just been waiting to kiss soap back 😌#this comic is the 6323489th time i've smooshed them together and made them start dating. its still fun!
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AU where Eddie gets all his love advise from the exasperated cop that keeps arresting him only to later learn that Steve is Hopper’s adopted son.
#Hopper realizes it before Eddie because he realized halfway through Steve mooning over how he was asked on a date#that it was the same way that he’d asked out a girl in high school#and the only person he’s ever mentioned that too was Eddie Munson#jim hopper#eddie munson
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percy jackson is basically that one guy who was ugly as a kid, but then went though puberty and got super hot, but still thinks of himself as ugly
except he was never actually ugly. he’s just insecure as fuck for absolutely no reason. cause everyone else thinks he’s got the immense power and good looks of a literal greek god, and yet he’s always beating himself up for things he can’t help, being ashamed of his downfalls, can’t understand why people love him, and doesn’t realize when people hit on him becasue he doesn’t even think it’s a possibility that someone could be attracted to him
anyway i feel like annabeth knows this. and she gives him a lot of hugs. and even more kisses. because percy deserves all the hugs and kisses in the world
#remenebr in MoA when annabeth told him she really knows him and he had to resist asking why she still dates him?#cause that made me want to sob#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#pjo#heroes of olympus
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small timmy, regular sized hoodie
#he's waiting for his date to show up. and who might that be u ask? 🤷♀️ you tell me#tim drake#red robin#batman#batfam#dcu#dc comics#art#fanart#artists on tumblr#my art
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James who one day has a smudge on his glasses
They’re usually pretty clean, it’s the one thing he keeps up on (to see, yk?)
But he’s talking to Regulus and suddenly Regulus is staring at one of his eyes and James is kind of concerned and confused a little lost in Regulus’s pretty eyes on him
And then Reg just grabs his glasses, cleans them on his robe, and slides them back on his face (positioned perfectly, might I add)
James who begins to purposely get things on his glasses
Dust, food, mud — one time he purposely dumped a bag of flour over his head (and walked around blindly till Regulus grabbed him, cleaned his glasses, and left the rest of the flour).
Just so Reg will look at him, so he can feel his fingertips brush James’s face when he takes hold of the glasses, just so he can see that amused little smirk.
And yes, Regulus catches on. It’s quite obvious, in true James Potter fashion.
But he doesn’t say anything, doesn’t call him out. He just keeps cleaning those glasses. Cuz it makes them both happy.
#they’re so cute and dumb#like maybe just ask him on a date#but no#flour is the answer guys#i love them#james potter#regulus black#jegulus#james x regulus#james being james#james being dumb and gay#regulus being regulus#starchaser#sunseeker#marauders era#lolls’ hcs
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we see the PRO HERO BAKUGO OBSSESSED IN AN INTERVIEW, wut if we see the media finally seen a glimpse of his wife and fawning over them because they are really gorgeous. and finnaly having an interview with them two together ^^
katsuki’s personal life had always been a hot topic of discussion for the media.
he was just so mysterious, whenever a small clip or photo of you two holding hands on an outing popped online it'd trend for the week among not only his fandom, but others.
more accurately, they wanted to know who the gorgeous girl was.
you, who always looked candid. your off guards looking planned as even in your worst moment, you still looked your best.
people who speculated you were a small model, a makeup ambassador, an idol? they didn't know, all they did was that you were way too gorgeous to just be a civilian.
so imagine everyone's surprise when you and him have an interview together, holding hands over the small distance between the two couches.
how they adored your smile, the way you seemed to glow even under the unflattering fluorescent lights.
how they could notice a lot of katsuki's influence in your speech, you covering your mouth for the nth time that interview, cursing almost more than katsuki.
how he looked at you. how you looked at him, how you both still seemed to be flustered by each other even though you'd been dating for years.
you left, hand in hand, then finally noticing the huge ring on your finger.
it was now your turn to be surprised, as the public had grown to adore you. brands, agencies, sponsors all calling and offering sums of money you couldn't count just for an endorsement.
katsuki, who could only laugh as the first one you accepted was one modeling his merch.
#katsuki dating a model is canon to me actually#lilac asks❤︎︎#bakugo x reader#katsuki bakugo x reader#bakugo#bakugo x y/n#bakugo katuski#bakugo x you#bakugo fluff#katsuki x you#bakugo drabble#mha x you#bakugo oneshot#mha bakugou#mha drabbles#mha oneshot#mha x reader
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