#ask-the-arche

[time-woods]

redraw of that one panel but in my more realistic style- theyr being gay again

[bixi-zi]

That last post with you swinging your feet behind you was such a tease.

can we please see those pretty feet up close?

I adore feet lovers! ✨ I am so into it 🩵

I'd love to post more foot content just if I find others like you. So, if anyone else is into feet, please let me know in this post!

P.S. I am a size 36 👣

[draw-the-squad-like-this]

here lol

Draw your character like this

[kinos-fortress-2]

this is what the mind of someone insane looks like

[tsuchinokoroyale]

Happy new years… let’s stay hydrated together ✨

[tojisun]

https://x.com/h6rnybish/status/1738343652999467268?s=46&t=dQdAclJh9_X4qFDs38sC_Q

P LINK!!!

but this is so bimbo reader and Simon coded im1)1?2)26262626

p link - WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IM ACTUALLY SWEATING??? HOLY SHIT!!! no yea that is bimbo!reader getting fucked by simon <333

this is too good that i might just… (😭)

!! smut - minors dni; female reader

simon slips the pad of his thumb past your plush lips, feeling along the front of your teeth, before pushing down on your tongue to make your jaw fall open. he hears your confused hum, the sound of your voice petering into a broken moan, and simon huffs a fond laugh even as he ruts his pelvis closer to yours, digging his cock even further in your tight walls.

“look at you, princess,” simon murmurs, breathless in wonder and awe, as he pistons his hips in languid thrusts. your ankles are hooked on his shoulders, your legs pushed close to your chest and spread apart just enough to frame your pretty bouncing tits.

simon groans at the sight they make, and the hand cupping your jaw trails teasing touches past your face before coming to squeeze at your tits. he flicks at your pebbled nipples and moans when you clench around him even tighter, a hiccupped sob rumbling from the base of your throat.

“si- hah!- simmy, please, move faster!”

your hands squeeze his shoulders, scratching at taut muscles when another slow grind of simon’s cock teases your pleasure points, rapidly sending electric tingles along your synapses before dying out just as quickly because it’s not enough.

needmoreneedmore-

“shh,” simon replies, pinching your nipples as he says this; it’s not really a punishment but it does make your eyes flutter up to meet his gaze. his hips stutter just a bit when he sees tears clump your lashes together, and simon almost whispers an apology. almost.

“be patient f’r me, sweets,” is what simon coos instead. “i promised you, din’i? that i’ll take care of you?”

“mhmm,” you reply, the hum so vulnerable and quiet that simon couldn’t help but croon again, his possessive touch gliding along your ribs and down to your stomach where he flicks at the jewelled stud in your bellybutton, before ghosting his thumb just above your clit.

you gasp at the muted brush, clenching even tighter in anticipation. you bat your lashes up at simon again, kiss-swollen lips jutting out in a pout, and even though you aren’t talking, simon can practically hear you begging.

and, well, he’s always been weak for you, isn’t he, sweet girl?

the first brush of his thumb on your clit makes you choke, the sound coming out in garbles, before you’re throwing your head further back into the pillows as a squeal is ripped from your throat. your toes curl from where they are braced on either side of simon’s head, your pretty tits bouncing even more as you heave in pleasure, and simon almost goes limp at the euphoria razing through him as slick gushes along his length, the telltale of your building orgasm piercing through him in waves.

jesus-

simon bumps his head along the tender slope of your leg, trying to catch his own breath.

see? aren’t you just a perfect match for him?

BITING A ROCK ISNT ENOUGH I NEED TO BE SHOT INTO THE MOON!!!! AHHHHHH1!:&2&$:@2$:

‘simmy’ is stuck now being readers nickname for simon <3

[mugentakeda]

why is dallas having a gay-off with his own character

[tennessoui]

Maul arguing that he's Obi-Wan's Ultimate Enemy ™ because he killed both his father figure and the love of his life and they have a very special connection that Vader won't understand.

Vader arguing that HE is definitely the Ultimate Enemy ™ because he still kills the remainder of Obi-Wan's Jedi Family to this day and he killed Anakin Skywalker who Obi-Wan definitely 100% loved WAY more than Satine.

They may be enraged to find that Obi-Wan actually considers Palpatine the actual Ultimate Enemy ™...

obi-wan with maul: held him as he died in his arms, closed his eyes after he died, gave him hope in the last moments of his life

obi-wan with vader: cried like a pathetic old man as he apologized to anakin for what he’d done to him, literally so pathetic vader said wait no no never mind you didn’t do this you didn’t kill anakin please don’t cry look I did this to anakin ok please stop crying

obi-wan with sidious: would probably dance on his grave. would not piss on him if he were on fire. probably set the fire.

[kugisakiss]

your last post made me genuinely laugh out loud!! do you think the detective boys will take it a step further after they start calling satou mama with calling megure grandpa? isn’t megure satou’s father figure? andbianzka anyways love your posts <333

hehe thank you! <333

unfortunately Satou is immune to puppy dog eyes, fortunately her boss, Megure, is not

[c-kiddo]

looking at all the comparisons of the oldest to newest tmn arts again and honestly so sad that fjords nose got so straightened out like 😐 who gave him a nose job ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[strawbubbysugar]

oh my goodness look at him!!

look at the husband!!!

Elio be looking soo good in his knight outfit in your banner hehe please, please let me give him my heartt T.T

He may or may not drop it be careful

[arkaniist]

hey sebaciel nation. c'mere. yeah get in here. real close. got a question for y'all.

so we all agree that demonmode sebastian sneaks into ciel's bedroom to give him erotic nightmares and get him off in his sleep, right?

hear me out:

i rest my case.

[bixi-zi]

Thank you for posting those bonus GIFs, it has feet GIFs which is my fav. I wanna put them in my mouth 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Thank you! Here ya have a few more ♡

[ch3rryb00m98]

Request

Please making Jean Grey and Storm kissing picture.

Based this scene:

Of Course! Hope you like it❤️

[zootopiathingz]

Was Alastor trying to pretend he was Charlie's boyfriend towards Lucifer at first? Was he actually sending mixed signals about their supposed relationship just so the king would assume they were dating??

If so, that's hilariously amazing, I wish he kept the act up, imagine how much shipping fuel we could have had. Like Alastor could have acted like the obnoxiously perfect gentleman to Charlie (Pulling her up a seat at the table, kissing her hand, giving her more compliments, etc.) with her appreciating his gestures, all while Lucifer was silently fuming in the background.

Later, when Charlie finally reveals to her dad that she was actually dating Vaggie, he would be extremely relieved. "Oh, thank FUCK you weren't dating the busboy. Maggie's much more your type!" Cue confused sputtering from Charlie that her dad assumed she was with Alastor all while Lucifer hugged the life out of Vaggie.

If episode 5 went this way, not only does Vaggie get validation from her girlfriend's dad, we also get to have Charlastor moments. It's a win-win for both ships!

This description genuinely feels like an early draft of the episode that was eventually scrapped. Anon are you secretly a writer for the show??🤔

Nah cuz you mean this man is trying to act like her fATheR here??

…what😀

Oh and then THIS being Lucifer’s reaction to Al being all charming and touchy with Charlie??

Tell me that’s not the face of a dad disapproving his daughter’s boyfriend with questionable motives lmao

[mammon-money-maker]

*Gabriel, feeling either particularly brave or somewhat uncaring about living, ruffles Mammon’s hair with a smile. Mammon notices that he only has one arm, the other amputated just above the elbow*

“I almost forgot how fluffy your hair is compared to mine and Lucifer’s”

( @ask-the-archs )

💵Gabriel, I don’t mean to alarm you, but I think your arm is missing.💵

💵And yeah, I use a lot of hair products!💵