#ask-glory-haddock-and-others

[ask-one-badassatron]

"S4v3: Curious. Who - you?"

A small purple bot climbs into your ask box and asks this using recordings of other bots' voices.

@ask-glory-haddock-and-others

Uhhhh hi...I'm Badassatron. Who are you?

[solusprime]

📜

... all of them....

Glory

Oreo Aetos

Perseus

Anita

J4ckhamm3r

S4v3

Redstreak

Elio and Ignacia

Terra Mater

[burning-stars98]

Hi! How are you!?

Just fine!

[tf-titania]

🕯

J4ckH4mm3r and S4v3

@ask-glory-haddock-and-others

[She hasn’t had the chance to interact with J4ckH4mm3r directly but she’s seen him around and respects him like she respects any prime.]

[She also hasn’t interacted with S4v3 but she sees them around Ore a lot and is happy to see the two of them interact. Finds their way of talking through recordings to be very clever.]

[ask-tfa-optimus]

oh look! The adoption list is back! Simply send an ask if you would like to be added or taken down!

@bestoftheclones (and their brother)

@thelightningmastermind

@galaxy2earthspark

@shatteredhope123

@afloatindarkness

@threshersharky

@kamilka13

@askdon-chan (and their brother)

@sneakysh-t

@emergency-vehicle

@glacia-posts

@seekerwingzcg

@feral-ass-raccoon

@letsstartariot2002 (they have 30-ish of alters)

@thenightmaregrrl

@ask-glory-haddock-and-others

@tfa-bee-and-c

@ludgyhudgybug

@childofprimus

@unholysmishsmosh

@seekerwingzcg

@helloitsace0space

@crazyfandomluver

@orionpaxfan

@theroseofdemeter

@wasp-not-crazy

@femmebotjazz24

@emotionalsupportgoblin420

@blitzedwing3576

@wilfre-the-medical-bot

@livewirethecassette (three bots and a turtle)

@emichusai

@micromiik

@mayonnaiseinspaaaaaace (four bots!)

@soullovesmusic

@ask-the-spirit-of-london

44 kids in all, 74 counting the alters

Let me know if I forgot anyone!

[invaderlazagna]

me and my family worked so long on making these tamales

And you sure as hell know everyones getting some

@sherklover58 @ask-tfa-optimus @nicknamed-naturefreak @sari-but-not-sorry @spaceboisstuff @theautumnaldemon @theamazingwormbabyzim @lord-starscream @wasp-not-crazy @cr34t1v3us3rh3r3 @tallestxiang @xx-theblack-vixen-xx @shatteredhope123 @ghodaer @asexual-spongebob @ask-glory-haddock-and-others @microlik @ask-scribblesentinel @ask-tfone-megatron @shadthchan052-blog @ask-tfa-blitzwing

EAT. CONSUME. DEVOUR

((Ps. This is @/tfa-bee-and-c for those who dont know my main))

[instinct-wild-dc-irl]

A teenage girl in cargo pants, combat boots, and a Captain America t-shirt flops down on a bench near you.

"Ugh, why is Gotham so gloomy? And where did Perseus go?"

@ask-glory-haddock-and-others

Swift jumped, a bit startled and wary.

"Uh.... that's just how it is? And who is Perseus?"

[tf-ore]

(Click on image for better quality Tumblr needed this-)

Happy holidays :D

It truly has been a gift meeting you all and having fun, I love learning about your ocs and have fun interacting. Hope you guys have a wonderful holiday!

@microlik @tf-titania @primuses-least-favorite-child @ask-glory-haddock-and-others

[ask-glory-haddock-and-others]

First, a little bit about me!

I am a minor, so while I may sympathize with the situation in Gaza, I am broke, I don't have a job, I literally cannot send funds, please stop asking.

I work hard on my drawings, characters, and writings, go ahead and critique me, send me tips on how I could improve them, seriously

I'm a bilingual American, and am working on more languages to better communicate with people

Please don't try to talk politics with me, yes, they suck, no, I won't go into details

I love Transformers, Sanctuary, DC, Marvel, Star Wars, Star Trek, ancient myths, Danny Phantom, Percy Jackson, My Hero Academia, Pokémon, One Punch Man, books, and video games!

Anyone and everyone is welcome to Roleplay with me!

I am a HUGE nerd, and yes, I love certain characters and parts of franchises more than others, but am totally willing to hear out your headcanons!

When it's me, the mod, I'll talk like this or ((this)), depending on if we've rp'd together

Characters talk like:

*"" - different colors, boldness, font, or italicized for different characters

"Talking loudish, verge of yelling, character might not even realize that they're being loud"

"Yelling, and knows it. The character might be scared, mad, or happy. Whatever it is, it's an extreme emotion and you can pretty much assume that the character isn't thinking clearly"

This font is exclusively empurata characters, like S4v3, or my Empurata Perceptor and Prowl au

*Sometimes characters don't talk in quotation marks

"This is character whispering"

Ask me my headcanons/rp with me!!!

For:

Any Transformers, of any continuity!

My OCs! The list currently is:

Glory, grandmother and matriarch of the Haddock family. 68 years old and will kick your a$$. Alfred of the family.

The twins, Elio and Ignacia, oldest children and parents of the younger gen of Haddock family (both widowed). 41 years old. Tim Drake and wet grumpy cat of the family.

Oreo Aetos, a stray Glory adopted. 37 years old. Batman of the family. Broke the matrix.

Perseus "Blueboy" Haddock, Elio's son. 17 years old. Nightwing/Percy Jackson of the family.

Anita "Pink Bubble Gum child" Haddock, Ignacia's daughter. 15 years old. Steph of the family.

S.S. J4ckH4mm3r Prime, really old seeker.

S4v3, relatively young Empurata!Minibot. Talks with recordings, can't speak with their own voice.

Redstreak, sister bot of Prowl, Smokescreen, and Bluestreak. Sassy, has lots of trauma. Avoids sparklings and human babies.

Terra Mater, a planetformer.

N1ghtw1ng, a seeker. Cojunx Endura to Fl4m3b1rd. Emotional support bird. No thoughts, head empty. Loves Fl4m3b1rd, flying, the night, and sparklings. In that order.

Fl4m3b1rd, a seeker. Cojunx Endura to N1ghtw1ng. Highly protective. Very smart, can end you with words like an Irish grandmother. Loves N1ghtw1ng, sparklings, flying, and fire. In that order.

All bots are Neutral, though J4ckH4mm3r and Redstreak are seriously considering joining the Autobots.

[oncewhenalongtimeago]

Hii, i just found your work and I'm obsessed!!

Been wondering if you have more of "Sorry, but I Think I Lost Your Plot"

Thank you a lot for your work!!

 Sorry, but I Think I Lost Your Plot pt 9

Pairing: Onesided!Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III x Modern!Fem!Reader

Words: 1058

You and Hiccup conversate. Again.

Tags: Time Travel, Reader into Movieverse, DoB:Live and Let Fly, first rule of fight club, unedited

<Previous - Next>

“The green fin didn’t work out?” You asked, eyeing Toothless’ proud blue. Toothless was making it a point to whip his tail so that you could see it in its full glory, fins spread out all the way.

It seemed that Deadly Nadders weren’t the only dragons who were vain.

“Meatlug tore it,” It seemed Hiccup was back in his red tunic, which you had washed, folded and returned just the other day. He had his frog apron tied around his waist, dust and smoke smudging his face and rolled-up sleeves.

“Working on fixing up the green one. I was going to repair it, but…” He laughed awkwardly, following your eyes and rubbing his sleeves with his knuckles, maybe to try and wipe off the smudge or just self-consciously, you couldn’t tell.

“Oh, well,” You trailed off with a hum. You didn’t know blue pigment was so expensive. You figured that in town the other day, bartering with one of the old folks down by the docks. You felt sort of bad for giving Hiccup the tip, for a little while, but it seems he managed it pretty well. He probably had to do a fair bit of haggling for it, though.

“It looks really nice.” You complimented, shaking away your jitters.

Toothless snuffled at you from where he was besides, sidling up to the counter to flash his fin at Hiccup, for what was probably the millionth time.

“Yeah, bud, I see you,” Hiccup rolled his eyes.

You leaned your head away, shifting the pail in your hand, watching curiously as Toothless blew into your hair indulgently. 

Hiccup glowered sourly over your shoulder. Toothless gargled back.

The pail was for Flishlegs, filled with rocks for Meatlug,though you weren’t sure if he still needed it. You were falling slightly behind. Mrs. Ingerman might appreciate having the rocks in reserve if Meatlug ever got the bright idea to try and start eating at their nice, polished stone floors again. 

You would bring it up in conversation with her again the next time you had to do any laundering. She usually was kind enough to do boots for you if they weren’t yours, the one article you refused to touch on your own.

Speaking of jobs, and casual conversation;

“Do you know where the Thorstons… The twins, are? They said they had a job for me, or something.” You shrugged.

You had a point to coming down here, though you really did want to talk yourself out of asking for it.

“The twins?” Hiccup asked. 

Peering over the counter, you could tell he was fingering a small box. You wondered what it was for.

The weirdness only upped itself tenfold with him, sometimes.

You were glad he had to mind not to just stare and drool, like that one time. He was pretty supped up on Zippleback gas, then, and you still weren’t completely sure that the lightning strike hadn’t done anything to his brain. So you didn’t hold it against him.

“Yeah,” You confirmed, sighing with false casualty, “They’re really hard to find, though. Honestly, I thought their father was bad enough on his own.”

“Their father?” 

You nodded and hummed in response, “He’s never where he needs to be, according to Mrs. Thorstong, though I’m not sure how deeply I should be trusting in her word, considering all she does is talk about how big your dad’s muscles are.”

Toothless sad back on his haunches, finding something much more interesting in the ferns lining the stone platform the forge was built on.

“What?” Hiccup balked, “Really? That…”

“Sure is something, I know. “ You nodded sagely, “By the way, how have your burns been? I know Johannes has been having an issue with the blisters. Something about needing ointment. I think Gothi just made a fresh batch, he told me, so if you need to go up the spire…”

You remembered how awkward it was trying to haul Hiccup up the ladder to Gothi’s after the lightning incident. It was an exercise in strength you didn’t have. In the end, you had to get help. So maybe it was better that the two of you had Toothless. Or not, what with the flight ban and all.

You still felt pretty bad for the acid burns, though. 

“I-no, I’m totally fine. Great, even! Unless you wanted to come, then-ah… I guess I could…” Hiccup fumbled with the box, arms contorted at an uncomfortable angle, digging his nails into the space between the lid and body in a place he probably thought was just out of view, “Really, I was wondering if…” 

“So what’s the deal with Flight Club?” You blurted out. 

You bit your lip anticipatorily, counting the seconds as they dragged by between you asking an answer. You really, really wanted to ask. The twins had been talking about it, and pretty openly at that. 

You just hoped it wouldn’t compromise your position as primarily plot-unrelated in the meantime.

“Well, I- Oh-” Hiccup fumbled for an answer. He tried to step to the side in a move that was probably supposed to be casual, though he only managed to trip against the counter, and pretty awkwardly at that.

You heard something fall to the ground, as he must have knocked something down, setting off a loud clicking noise, before something large and fast bolted past your head, displacing hair. 

Toothless hissed and jumped, tail wrapping tightly around his four legs. He nearly knocked you over with the force of it all. 

You stiffened bodily as you heard a loud crash. The hairs on the back of your neck were definitely standing.

The bola must have burst through the roof of one of the large houses behind, as you could hear the beginnings of a long chain of muffled shouts from off in the distance.

“Ouch,” You winced.

“So, Gothi’s?” Hiccup asked, stumbling around the forge counter.

You looked back and forth around the empty clearing. It was actually very empty. What was usually bustling made up quite the ghost town. Unfortunately, you were afraid that soon, that would no longer be the case.

 “We should probably get going.”

“Yeah,” Hiccup nodded, hurriedly trying, and failing, to undo the knots of his apron.

You set down your pail, shaking your arms out and brushing your hands down your skirt. 

[shadthchan052-blog]

Conbar drinks

Bee was in the kitchen when Breakdown came up behind him and held his waist

Bee: Hi Breaks! What's up?

Breakdown: What are you making?

Bee: An Insecticon drink. Help me bring them down? [points to a tray of sealed cubes]

Breakdown nodded and grabbed the tray, heading down to heads down to the ballroom.

(@femmebotjazz24, @hash-of-the-tag, @ask-earthspark-breakdown,

@maltobots-roll-out, @lord-starscream-earthspark, @warp-and-novaes,

@wasp-not-crazy, @prime-and-megatron, @sari-but-not-sorry

@tfa-bee-and-c, @shatteredhope123, @askjazz

@g1-cliffjumper, @ask-glory-haddock-and-others)

[tfa-black-arachnia]

@ask-glory-haddock-and-others you know, Bee has stated he’s poly. We should let him do him

[arsonistblue]

hiccup haddock for the character ask thing

and i would be delighted to hear anout the book version as well if you know it

i haven’t read the books since i was like 7 so i’m just gonna go with movie

favorite thing: his transgender swag

least favorite thing: no idea actually

favorite line: there are SO MANY but i do love the whole bit where he was imitating his dad like “excuse me, barmaid i’m afraid you’ve brought me the wrong offspring. i ordered an extra large boy with BEEFY arms, extra guts and GLORY on the side! this here? this is a talking fish bone!” i lose it every time i watch it (also the whole “mild calibration issue 🙄”)

brotp: him and fishlegs nerding out together

otp: him and astrid

notp: not sure

random headcanon: one time he gave himself a concussion by running around with his head down and arms out like wings pretending he was a dragon, then running straight into a wall

unpopular opinion: my brain isn’t working rn so i can’t think of any

song i associate with them: assuming you’re looking for something other than the movie score, learning to fly by tom petty

favorite picture: can’t choose

[sentinelsthiccass]

@ask-glory-haddock-and-others @pinkpinkmermayyy @endermaans @micromiik @argonmasters @icon-0f-iacon @miragetheshadow @ask-tfone-megatron @lord-starscream @127tko @saritamanyalu @the-paris-agreste-blog @invaderlazagna

And probably more but I'm not going to go naming everyone lol, just know I appreciate all of you!!!

@animated-scribble @y0ur-f4vor1te-crypt1d @kartsstuffig @44-mr-midnight-44 @silver-eater @free-slug-cat @my-mom-named-me-duck @softenedsunbeams @ccosmicentity @starsofthestorm @jaime-in-chaos @ the person who sent me this (i cant remember your url so sorry man) @ UHM UHM I FORGOT URLS

[tf-ore]

didn't win against the clock lmaoo

(Click on image for slightly less crustier quality)

BUT

Happy New Years!!!

You guys are awesome and nice and I wish you nothing but the best this year. You guys made my days a little brighter and I loved learning about your ocs (and drawing them) thank you for giving me the time to be insane and yap and here's to another hopefully fun filled year. Love you guys!

@tf-titania @ask-glory-haddock-and-others @micromiik @ask-the-raiders-tf

[arala225]

13+! Camicazi Hiccup Astrid Crossing the Line Fanfiction from AvannaK 

Reupload from my main channel from 7 years ago, so this was LONG before Zephyr and Nuffink.

NO shipping wars here! Hateful comments will be DELETED! You all know that I am a BIG Hiccstrid fan, so please watch the video till the end.

Thank you to AvannaK for the fanfiction Crossing the Line: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7021226/...

I changed one part chronologically to fit the lyrics.

 PLOT:

Hiccup decides to break up with Astrid for political reasons. It is a month after the Integration and Hiccup still believes in living together with the dragons in peace, as equals. But Astrid sides with the village and believes in using the dragons as weapons against other tribes to gain the upper hand in intertribal fights. Even though HE is the one that ended the relationship Hiccup is deeply shaken by it because he still loves Astrid.

He flies away with Toothless and his childhood friend Camicazi finds him. Camicazi is the heir of the Bog Burglar tribe.  

The Bog Burglars are

: - an all female Viking Tribe whose members don’t marry

 - they only choose a men for occational fun and to produce heirs.

- they are extremely independent and are not allowed to get emotionally attached to a man. That’s why they have to change partners

 - If the newborn child is a girl, she can live as a Bog Burglar, if it is a boy he has to live with the father or someone else who is willing to take him in. No man is allowed on the Bog Isles.

Camicazi comforts Hiccup with a kiss and he lets himself forget the world and his responsibilities and enters a secret relationship with Camicazi. It is secret because Camicazi isn’t allowed to be only with one man and get emotionally about him.

Years later they are both adults and Camicazi comes to Hiccup one night with a shocking request. She asks for an heir by him. At first Hiccup refuses, but the he realizes that her tribe is pushing her to provide an heir and Cami cannot imagine any other man to be the father.

To help his friend Hiccup agrees and they spend the night together. The morning after they both feel a bit guilty. Cami because she pushed Hiccup in the situation and Hiccup because deep down he still loves Astrid.

Later that day Hiccup has to attend the Dragon Race with his father and is forced to watch astrid in all of her glory, which makes him feel even more conflicted. Stoick shocks himand tells his son that he has formed a marriage contract with Astrid’s parents.

 Not wanting any secrets between them Hiccup has to confess to Astrid that he spent the night with Camicazi. Understandably Astrid is furious. Hiccup feels torn between the woman he loves and his best friend, the mother of his firstborn child.

In the end he tries to explain the situation to Astrid and she realizes that the damage is already done and there is nothing she can do about the other family. So Astrid agrees to marry him if she doesn’t ever have to see Camicazi or her child whether it is a boy or not.

 A few months later a heavily pregnant Camicazi watches the wedding from a distant cliff. Despite not supposed to show her feelings she is a bit sad that her relationship with Hiccup has to end. Luckily the baby is a girl and Hiccup comes to the Bog Isles to see his daughter Alivia.

Hiccup and Astrid live together happily until Camicazi and Alivia appear. Although they are not allowed, Camicazi was never one to stick to rules. And she felt neglected by Hiccup, who spent all his time with Astrid.

The arrivial of her rival makes Astrid very angry and while Hiccup tries to calm the down the stress causes Astrid to go into labour early. Hiccup is angry at Camicazi for endangering Astrid and fears for her life.

But fortunately both survive and Hiccup has a son: Floki Haddock. In contrast to their mother’s relationship Alivia and Floki get along great from the beginning and often see each other over the years.

- I edited the face of baby Floki myself with Blender.