#ask-glory-haddock-and-others

[ask-one-badassatron]

"S4v3: Curious. Who - you?"

A small purple bot climbs into your ask box and asks this using recordings of other bots' voices.

@ask-glory-haddock-and-others

Uhhhh hi...I'm Badassatron. Who are you?

[sky-n-thunder]

"Warpy! Hi!!!!!!!!"

"Tch- Hello again, Thundercracker."

N1ghtw1ng!! Fl4m3b1rd! Wassup?

Fl4m3b1rd..

[solusprime]

📜

... all of them....

Glory

Oreo Aetos

Perseus

Anita

J4ckhamm3r

S4v3

Redstreak

Elio and Ignacia

Terra Mater

[burning-stars98]

Hi! How are you!?

Just fine!

[tf-titania]

🕯

J4ckH4mm3r and S4v3

@ask-glory-haddock-and-others

[She hasn’t had the chance to interact with J4ckH4mm3r directly but she’s seen him around and respects him like she respects any prime.]

[She also hasn’t interacted with S4v3 but she sees them around Ore a lot and is happy to see the two of them interact. Finds their way of talking through recordings to be very clever.]

[sideswipesjetpack]

@ask-glory-haddock-and-others MTMTE prowl for you

@aghostsnail G1 prowl for you

[ask-tfa-optimus]

oh look! The adoption list is back! Simply send an ask if you would like to be added or taken down!

@bestoftheclones (and their brother)

@thelightningmastermind

@galaxy2earthspark

@shatteredhope123

@afloatindarkness

@threshersharky

@kamilka13

@askdon-chan (and their brother)

@sneakysh-t

@emergency-vehicle

@glacia-posts

@seekerwingzcg

@feral-ass-raccoon

@letsstartariot2002 (they have 30-ish of alters)

@thenightmaregrrl

@ask-glory-haddock-and-others

@tfa-bee-and-c

@ludgyhudgybug

@childofprimus

@unholysmishsmosh

@seekerwingzcg

@helloitsace0space

@crazyfandomluver

@orionpaxfan

@theroseofdemeter

@wasp-not-crazy

@femmebotjazz24

@emotionalsupportgoblin420

@blitzedwing3576

@wilfre-the-medical-bot

@livewirethecassette (three bots and a turtle)

@emichusai

@micromiik

@mayonnaiseinspaaaaaace (four bots!)

@soullovesmusic

@ask-the-spirit-of-london (RIP)

@freakazorust-rexus

@the-real-kurt-wagner

@stars-screaming

47 kids in all, 77 counting the alters

Let me know if I forgot anyone!

[mistermalaprop]

Finally got around to these i'm so sorry y'all

i really like these goobers........ i'm tired--

@ask-glory-haddock-and-others @flyinguraniumrod @gengar-pixel-2 @doorinatree @sassycandypoetry

[allsparkbox-tfrp]

( @primuses-least-favorite-child @ask-glory-haddock-and-others here they are)

 alright lore is based on TFO they're a tactician commander to the Thirteen. Co workers with sentinel. They have a super computer brain and most closely worked with vector and Liege. Helping plan out war strategies and document attacks and all that

Sentinel and they were co workers but they highly valued the Thirteen and when the betrayal happened sentinel just killed them (didn't work and it's sort of fell into a coma)

Anyway they're so out of touch with everything, have a no nonsense attitude, and are logistical and dense 

They also can't transform. They have no alt mode but they're not cogless

[sparkbox]

Hey guys what's your favorite drink?

Mines horchata

will probably murder someone for it

@primuses-least-favorite-child @ask-glory-haddock-and-others @micromiik @onelonecritter @timtim-the-canadian-hat @wilfre-the-medical-bot @orangefletching @wowowooper @thegrinningghost @stained-soot

[instinct-wild-dc-irl]

A teenage girl in cargo pants, combat boots, and a Captain America t-shirt flops down on a bench near you.

"Ugh, why is Gotham so gloomy? And where did Perseus go?"

@ask-glory-haddock-and-others

Swift jumped, a bit startled and wary.

"Uh.... that's just how it is? And who is Perseus?"

[ask-glory-haddock-and-others]

First, a little bit about me!

I am a minor, so while I may sympathize with the situation in Gaza, I am broke, I don't have a job, I literally cannot send funds, please stop asking.

I work hard on my drawings, characters, and writings, go ahead and critique me, send me tips on how I could improve them, seriously

I'm a bilingual American, and am working on more languages to better communicate with people

Please don't try to talk politics with me, yes, they suck, no, I won't go into details

I love Transformers, Sanctuary, DC, Marvel, Star Wars, Star Trek, ancient myths, Danny Phantom, Percy Jackson, My Hero Academia, Pokémon, One Punch Man, books, and video games!

Anyone and everyone is welcome to Roleplay with me!

I am a HUGE nerd, and yes, I love certain characters and parts of franchises more than others, but am totally willing to hear out your headcanons!

When it's me, the mod, I'll talk like this or ((this)), depending on if we've rp'd together

Characters talk like:

*"" - different colors, boldness, font, or italicized for different characters

"Talking loudish, verge of yelling, character might not even realize that they're being loud"

"Yelling, and knows it. The character might be scared, mad, or happy. Whatever it is, it's an extreme emotion and you can pretty much assume that the character isn't thinking clearly"

This font is exclusively empurata characters, like S4v3, or my Empurata Perceptor and Prowl au

*Sometimes characters don't talk in quotation marks

"This is character whispering"

Ask me my headcanons/rp with me!!!

For:

HTTYD characters! Current list is:

Ruffnut!

Any Transformers, of any continuity!

My OCs! The list currently is:

Julio, Glory's husband and a ghost. 60 years at time of death. Died in battle.

Glory, grandmother and matriarch of the Haddock family. 70 years at time of death and will kick your a$$. Alfred of the family. Is also dead, now a ghost.

The twins, Elio and Ignacia, oldest children and parents of the youngest gen of Haddock family (both widowed). 43 years old. Tim Drake and wet grumpy cat of the family.

Oreo Aetos, a stray Glory adopted. 39 years old. Batman of the family. Broke the matrix.

Perseus "Blueboy" Haddock, Elio's son. 17 years old. Nightwing/Percy Jackson of the family.

Anita "Pink Bubble Gum child" Haddock, Ignacia's daughter. 15 years old. Steph of the family.

S.S. J4ckH4mm3r Prime, really old seeker.

S4v3, relatively young Empurata!Minibot. Talks with recordings, can't speak with their own voice.

Redstreak, sister bot of Prowl, Smokescreen, and Bluestreak. Sassy, has lots of trauma. Avoids sparklings and human babies.

Terra Mater, a planetformer.

N1ghtw1ng, a seeker. Cojunx Endura to Fl4m3b1rd. Emotional support bird. No thoughts, head empty. Loves Fl4m3b1rd, flying, the night, and sparklings. In that order.

Fl4m3b1rd, a seeker. Cojunx Endura to N1ghtw1ng. Highly protective. Very smart, can end you with words like an Irish grandmother. Loves N1ghtw1ng, sparklings, flying, and fire. In that order.

S.S. J4ckH4mm3r Prime and Redstreak are Autobots, S4v3 is considering following suit, all other bots are Neutral.

Almost all lore can be found here

The family of the bots!

<--> means married

《》 means child

《|》 means adopted child

First name is parent, second is child

Fl4m3b1rd <--> N1ghtw1ng

Redstreak <--> S.S. J4ckH4mm3r Prime

Redstreak 《|》 Mercy (( @ask-mercy-tfone ))

S.S. J4ckH4mm3r Prime 《|》 Mercy ((same person))

Side blogs!

@ask-tf-redstreak

@ask-tf-s4v3

@ask-tf-ss-j4ckh4mm3r-prime

@the-ruffer-twin

[sparkboxdraws]

Eh why not:

Seeker ocs for @ask-glory-haddock-and-others

And co owned doomed by narrative oc w/ @primuses-least-favorite-child

[oncewhenalongtimeago]

Hii, i just found your work and I'm obsessed!!

Been wondering if you have more of "Sorry, but I Think I Lost Your Plot"

Thank you a lot for your work!!

 Sorry, but I Think I Lost Your Plot pt 9

Pairing: Onesided!Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III x Modern!Fem!Reader

Words: 1058

You and Hiccup conversate. Again.

Tags: Time Travel, Reader into Movieverse, DoB:Live and Let Fly, first rule of fight club, unedited

<Previous - Next>

“The green fin didn’t work out?” You asked, eyeing Toothless’ proud blue. Toothless was making it a point to whip his tail so that you could see it in its full glory, fins spread out all the way.

It seemed that Deadly Nadders weren’t the only dragons who were vain.

“Meatlug tore it,” It seemed Hiccup was back in his red tunic, which you had washed, folded and returned just the other day. He had his frog apron tied around his waist, dust and smoke smudging his face and rolled-up sleeves.

“Working on fixing up the green one. I was going to repair it, but…” He laughed awkwardly, following your eyes and rubbing his sleeves with his knuckles, maybe to try and wipe off the smudge or just self-consciously, you couldn’t tell.

“Oh, well,” You trailed off with a hum. You didn’t know blue pigment was so expensive. You figured that in town the other day, bartering with one of the old folks down by the docks. You felt sort of bad for giving Hiccup the tip, for a little while, but it seems he managed it pretty well. He probably had to do a fair bit of haggling for it, though.

“It looks really nice.” You complimented, shaking away your jitters.

Toothless snuffled at you from where he was besides, sidling up to the counter to flash his fin at Hiccup, for what was probably the millionth time.

“Yeah, bud, I see you,” Hiccup rolled his eyes.

You leaned your head away, shifting the pail in your hand, watching curiously as Toothless blew into your hair indulgently. 

Hiccup glowered sourly over your shoulder. Toothless gargled back.

The pail was for Flishlegs, filled with rocks for Meatlug,though you weren’t sure if he still needed it. You were falling slightly behind. Mrs. Ingerman might appreciate having the rocks in reserve if Meatlug ever got the bright idea to try and start eating at their nice, polished stone floors again. 

You would bring it up in conversation with her again the next time you had to do any laundering. She usually was kind enough to do boots for you if they weren’t yours, the one article you refused to touch on your own.

Speaking of jobs, and casual conversation;

“Do you know where the Thorstons… The twins, are? They said they had a job for me, or something.” You shrugged.

You had a point to coming down here, though you really did want to talk yourself out of asking for it.

“The twins?” Hiccup asked. 

Peering over the counter, you could tell he was fingering a small box. You wondered what it was for.

The weirdness only upped itself tenfold with him, sometimes.

You were glad he had to mind not to just stare and drool, like that one time. He was pretty supped up on Zippleback gas, then, and you still weren’t completely sure that the lightning strike hadn’t done anything to his brain. So you didn’t hold it against him.

“Yeah,” You confirmed, sighing with false casualty, “They’re really hard to find, though. Honestly, I thought their father was bad enough on his own.”

“Their father?” 

You nodded and hummed in response, “He’s never where he needs to be, according to Mrs. Thorstong, though I’m not sure how deeply I should be trusting in her word, considering all she does is talk about how big your dad’s muscles are.”

Toothless sad back on his haunches, finding something much more interesting in the ferns lining the stone platform the forge was built on.

“What?” Hiccup balked, “Really? That…”

“Sure is something, I know. “ You nodded sagely, “By the way, how have your burns been? I know Johannes has been having an issue with the blisters. Something about needing ointment. I think Gothi just made a fresh batch, he told me, so if you need to go up the spire…”

You remembered how awkward it was trying to haul Hiccup up the ladder to Gothi’s after the lightning incident. It was an exercise in strength you didn’t have. In the end, you had to get help. So maybe it was better that the two of you had Toothless. Or not, what with the flight ban and all.

You still felt pretty bad for the acid burns, though. 

“I-no, I’m totally fine. Great, even! Unless you wanted to come, then-ah… I guess I could…” Hiccup fumbled with the box, arms contorted at an uncomfortable angle, digging his nails into the space between the lid and body in a place he probably thought was just out of view, “Really, I was wondering if…” 

“So what’s the deal with Flight Club?” You blurted out. 

You bit your lip anticipatorily, counting the seconds as they dragged by between you asking an answer. You really, really wanted to ask. The twins had been talking about it, and pretty openly at that. 

You just hoped it wouldn’t compromise your position as primarily plot-unrelated in the meantime.

“Well, I- Oh-” Hiccup fumbled for an answer. He tried to step to the side in a move that was probably supposed to be casual, though he only managed to trip against the counter, and pretty awkwardly at that.

You heard something fall to the ground, as he must have knocked something down, setting off a loud clicking noise, before something large and fast bolted past your head, displacing hair. 

Toothless hissed and jumped, tail wrapping tightly around his four legs. He nearly knocked you over with the force of it all. 

You stiffened bodily as you heard a loud crash. The hairs on the back of your neck were definitely standing.

The bola must have burst through the roof of one of the large houses behind, as you could hear the beginnings of a long chain of muffled shouts from off in the distance.

“Ouch,” You winced.

“So, Gothi’s?” Hiccup asked, stumbling around the forge counter.

You looked back and forth around the empty clearing. It was actually very empty. What was usually bustling made up quite the ghost town. Unfortunately, you were afraid that soon, that would no longer be the case.

 “We should probably get going.”

“Yeah,” Hiccup nodded, hurriedly trying, and failing, to undo the knots of his apron.

You set down your pail, shaking your arms out and brushing your hands down your skirt. 

[magneto-king-of-genosha]

*throws a human sized purple robot at you*

@ask-glory-haddock-and-others

*jumps back a bit, the tail floffs up*

[shadthchan052-blog]

Conbar drinks

Bee was in the kitchen when Breakdown came up behind him and held his waist

Bee: Hi Breaks! What's up?

Breakdown: What are you making?

Bee: An Insecticon drink. Help me bring them down? [points to a tray of sealed cubes]

Breakdown nodded and grabbed the tray, heading down to heads down to the ballroom.

(@femmebotjazz24, @hash-of-the-tag, @ask-earthspark-breakdown,

@maltobots-roll-out, @lord-starscream-earthspark, @warp-and-novaes,

@wasp-not-crazy, @prime-and-megatron, @sari-but-not-sorry

@tfa-bee-and-c, @shatteredhope123, @askjazz

@g1-cliffjumper, @ask-glory-haddock-and-others)