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Yeah we're in like, a mile north of Crime Alley

Help my friend is stuck

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((OCC: HEY CHAT I HAVE RETURNED LMAO))

Ok! On my way.

((Ooc: HEEEEYYYYY was wondering where you were))

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DC x DP Prompt - Cousin John

Sam's parents inform her that her cousin is coming to visit from London. Sam is bracing herself for another uptight rich asshole with more money than sense.

John Constantine is *not* prepared for visiting his father's family in America.

(disclaimer i know NOTHING about John's backstory/family so pls adjust as you see fit)

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What

I influence ppls lives?? Genuinely???? HUHH???

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*Spidey and the Sinister Six having their usual fight*

Doc Ock, landing a hit: You’re getting slow Spider-Man! Age finally catching up to you?

Spider-Man: You wish! I haven’t even hit my 30s! From those costumes I can already tell I failed to save you guys from those midlife crises! Sorry by the way.

Vulture: Watch it wallcr- wait… Did you just say your not in your thirties yet?

Spider-Man: Surprised that this spiders so young and spry? Well-

Electro: Dude I’ve been fighting you for at least 5 fucking years! How old even are you?

Shocker, joking cause he’s the only one who picked up no grown adult acts likes Spidey: Don’t swear in-front of the boy you don’t want him to pick it up.

Rhino: Christ! You’re tellin me I almost crushed some 12-year-olds skull all those years ago?

Spider-Man, regretting his quipping: I was not that young! Like just starting freshman year but-

Sandman, horrified as he’s the only one with a kid and dad instincts(as of my iteration): I could’ve killed a kid…

Shocker, genuinely curious: Are you even old enough to drink? Cruel to kill a man who ain’t had his first drink yet.

Electro: Please tell us you’re at least over 25 as of this fight. Hell, I’ll take over 21!

Spider-Man:….

Sandman, realizing just how young he really is: Oh my god.

Spider-Man: My birthday’s coming up soon so I guess it counts?

Doc Ock, exacerbated: It. Does. Not!

Vulture: What would your mother think if she knew her son was out here risking his life telling poorly constructed jokes?

Spider-Man, offended cause it quips slap: 1. My jokes are great 2. She and my dad are dead so-

Sandman, hysterical cause holy shit he almost killed a kid orphan: OH MY GOD!

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Should I make an rp blog with a wolfwalker crossover oc?

occ: If you want to, yeah! i mean, i do!

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Swift grinned and jerked his head to the rooftops

"Wanna rooftop race like before?"

It had taken him a few minutes, nearly spraining an ankle in the process of getting down and out of the window of his room, but he eventually made it to where Swift had said to meet them.

He stood under the tree, hands in his pockets as he then looked up. Upon seeing Swift, he gave a small smile and a wave.

Swift grinned with sharp teeth and sprang down from the branch, a small crow fledgling on his shoulder.

"Hey, Crow! Hope you mind if Night-" He jerked a thumb at the little crow, "- joins us. Silver the fox might too, but yeah."

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"I thought we'd revisit our 'roots," Swift grinned as they climbed over the fence and started north. "I didn't exactly have many friends on the streets besides the animals, but I did sort of make friends with some.

"Dingo's one of them. He's like an Australian -which is part of the reason we call him Dingo, I don't know his real name- and the leader of this gang that only steals food, cars, and breaks kids out of bad homes- probably why Red Hood leaves him alone. He lets a lot of street kids use his hideouts and bases all the time.

"I met him because once a gang beat me up and he and his gang found me and patched me up. They're cool, and everyone calls their gang the Canids. You evermet any of them?

It had taken him a few minutes, nearly spraining an ankle in the process of getting down and out of the window of his room, but he eventually made it to where Swift had said to meet them.

He stood under the tree, hands in his pockets as he then looked up. Upon seeing Swift, he gave a small smile and a wave.

Swift grinned with sharp teeth and sprang down from the branch, a small crow fledgling on his shoulder.

"Hey, Crow! Hope you mind if Night-" He jerked a thumb at the little crow, "- joins us. Silver the fox might too, but yeah."

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thinking again about that time tim broke into dick’s apartment in bludhaven and immediately started making fun of his home security the moment dick walked in the door 

nightwing (1996) issue 6

and then the next time we see someone break into dick’s apartment (this time it’s a stranger trying to rob him) we find out that he has installed a human-sized glue trap in front of his home entertainment system (and coincidentally, right next to the window)

nightwing (1996) issue 12

this is a cartoonishly deranged thing for dick to put in his apartment as actual security but also i believe with my whole heart that this was meant for tim. this is cruel and unusual punishment for some random home invader but completely justified if it was actually meant to clown on one’s annoying younger brother all along

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hm, agree. and we can yeet our ocs in too...........

People who roleplay comic book characters should be hired as writers.

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occ

Had to rb here too.

CHAT LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!!!

@scarlett-no-last-name @corvidae-clockwork @babsggordon @jason-t0dd @jasonwayne-todd @timbits-drake @dickgraysonfr @grayson-on-the-chandelier @imbatman-imtired @chaotic-fae

Our local newspaper ran a story about the legendary graffiti artist who recently passed away and. Literally everything about it is fucking insane. I'm insane about it.

So this guy has been extremely active for around fifteen years, during which he spread these beautiful, high quality pieces all over the country, way over a thousand of his standard signature, and probably thousands more. He did completely batshit stuff like literally spray painting an entire train from top to bottom or leaving his signature at the top of a 600ft tall overpass and this whole time, only five people from his crew know who he really is. To everyone else it's a complete mystery.

And then he dies at the age of 35. A few weeks after his death, his crew shows up at his completely unassuming parents' doorstep, reveals who they are and asks if they can host a memorial exhibition of his art.

Turns out, this dude has been leading an insane double life. In the daytime he was a meek little office worker with a partially paralyzed arm and no social life to speak of. In the nighttime he was a fucking legend. Not only did he climb that fucking 600ft overpass, he did it WITH A PHYSICAL DISABILITY. THE MADLAD. And throughout the entire time, fifteen years, he got caught once. ONCE. HE DID ALL THAT UNNOTICED. THAT'S INSANE.

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@jasonwayne-todd @jason-t0dd @theredhoodofgotham @theactualredhood

You will love it.

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*calmly watches the chaos*

Hal Jordan on Reddit 20 min after learning Batman’s secret identity:

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I picked Jay because he and Alfred are the only fully sane ones (to my knowledge) and Alfred already has too much stress, i think.

The Official Gotham City Elections Page

This page was created for the Gotham City Mayoral Elections.

Currently, we have six candidates.

@jokerwithcrowbar (Jack Napier)

@jason-t0dd (Jason Peter Todd)

@duchess-of-dilemma (Autumn Sweet)

@accidentaldccharacter (Lady Arkham)

@teatimealfie (Alfred Pennyworth)

@worldshapercalibus (Kaleb Doran)

The voting has begun! Good luck candidates!

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*proceeds to walk around the corner in wolf form (not that Jason recognizes him) and freezes*

.. I seEm tO Be L oSt..

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@imbatman-imtired

ISN'T HE ALLERGIC-

I found mango and now I'm gonna eat it.