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thinkin' about that post I wrote about writing vampires and low blood volume when it's something that I have myself, and how you have to be careful about skin discoloration because it tends to creep people out in a way you don't want
and like I just felt the need to tell you how I got one of two embarrassing childhood nicknames
so apparently when I was born I looked bad
like
real bad
they needed forceps to yank me out so I was already kind of weird-looking because of that but then I was also like
BRIGHT FUCKING BLUE
according to dad, I was literally sky-blue with a shade of gray and I just looked straight-up dead and he was internally panicking but he didn't want to upset my mom (who hadn't seen me yet) and the doctors were being calm which helped him be calm too, and he said apparently after rubbing me down pretty vigorously I eventually pinked up and started crying and all was well
(though I guess a harbinger of things to come)
anyway, this is why my childhood nickname was
smurfette
my dad still calls me that sometimes, too. like it's been 32 years and I still get smurfette'd sometimes, especially when my skin is turning interesting colors again.
FUN FACT: my baby pictures from the hospital were "lost" and they had my parents come in a few days later to retake them, and both of my parents believe that I looked so fucking horrific as a newborn (between the forceps marks, the weirdly shaped head (because of the forceps), and the skin color) that the nurses purposefully destroyed the photos.
I'm cute now tho!!
anyway my other embarrassing childhood nickname was "strawberry butt" but I guess I'll just let y'all use your imaginations on that one.
#and now I dye my hair blue so I guess I'm back to my roots#my blue-ass roots#just me#cw:#uhhh#chronic illness#infant endangerment?#ask to tag idk how to tag this one
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@strangeravatar made a great point
i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make
but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do
ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad
#conclusion: if one of them smokes weed they BOTH get high#but it's a baby's metabolism vs a sun god's so if CELESTIA is zooted spike is DEAD#i also like to imagine rainbow dash becomes quite the philosopher while under the influence#and yes their bong IS zecoras potion bottle from season 4 episode 1/2 thanks for asking#anyways#this is a long ass comic with. minimal payoff. but we're POSTING IT ANYWAY BABES#i couldnt decide if it would be funnier to have zephyr breeze at the end or one of those regular white blue-haired blue-eyed stock guards#i left it as zephyr. the real ones get it#i guess the real ones are everybody who saw season 9 episode 4#but cmon why ELSE do you think celestia would hire that guy#it's cause she's a freak and im calling her out on my tumblr dot com#mlp#mlp fim#mlp friendship is magic#mlp g4#mlp fanart#princess celestia#princess luna#rainbow dash#fluttershy#spike the dragon#zephyr breeze#horse comic#me art#also that font is one i made based off my own handwriting!! im so happy about it#though it does look. exactly like comic sans#idk how to feel about that tbh#wow you can just talk to yourself in the tags forever and no one will even know huh
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Rumors say this is what tipped Anakin to the Dark side.
#click for better quality!#Rex can't catch a fucking break man#All these Jedi do is eat hot chip. throw him over a cliff and flirt with the enemy.#Apologies if the armor is scuffed idk how perspective works#I'd do one version with Padme but her headdress looks mortifying to draw from this angle#'i'm not calling you good boy Ani you just fucking murdered an entire tuskan village. the woman and the children too!'#Okay that made me cackle.#captain rex#the clone wars#swtcw#star wars the clone wars#clone wars#tcw#ct 7567#TCW Captain Rex#TCW CT 7567#anakin skywalker#star wars anakin#TCW Anakin Skywalker#sw tcw fanart#the clone wars fanart#tcw fanart#clone wars meme#clone wars fanart#could be tagged as ship? Idk idc but this was drawn with platonic rl in mind#Graye's Art#ask to tag#Graye Draws
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its Cas' time on the cover image (my beautiful crops)
panel one | panel two
#art tag#gortcas#idk why i colored that one either do not ask#also do not ask how long i sat on these its a bit embarrassing
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J'entends des voix Mais ce n'est pas moi Je ne suis pas Jeanne d'Arc!
#warriors fan likes joan of arc by arcade fire. big surprise. anyways hope you like this one I had fun with it#warrior cats#dovewing#my art#scopohobia tw#ask to tag#<- for the heart. it's traced from an anatomy drawing and not very realistic so it's not gore but idk how to tag that lol
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idk how i want to draw him yet and not ready to make a srs attempt but here's a bad kdj phone doodle lol🚶🏻
#orv#kim dokja#omniscient reader's viewpoint#my art#oh yeah i didnt have ref for this fkdnfn was going off memory of the last (first) time i drew him#i cant do a serious attempt tho bc i havent read the novel so i dont have a clear image of him in my head yet...#(dont want to just copy the webtoon design hastily... if it matches my image thats fine but... idk yet)#my main opinion on the webtoon design is he's too hot/ikemen tho KFJDKDJ (this is what i thought since the beginning)#its like BONES mp100 anime reigen.... kdj is like manga reigen to me /j#but who knows maybe if i catch kdj brainrot i too will start drawing him like a kpop idol out of affection...🤷🏻♂️#like the webtoon artist prob draws kdj pretty bc they love him sm#just like how i draw jys pretty bc of my brainrot...#so who knows maybe that will happen to me too🤷🏻♂️ time will tell#my main opinion on webtoon yjh (no one asked): CUTE BUT WHERES THE T1TTY BEL- *voice muffled as i get dragged away*#(copied most of these tags from twit too lazy to retype the commentary)#EDIT: i call him reigen jokingly bc theyre abt the same age but#kdj is also mob core to me....#in that theyre both protags that dont look flashy and look more like extras/'mob charas'#yet r irrevocably unequivocably the protags of their respective stories#(just as everyone is the protag of your own life! sieze ur narrative! etcetc🖤)#also. both black haired bowlcut havers KJDJS#kdj is reigen coded (derogatory) and mob coded (POS)#hes also a 'con man like reigen..... yep hes def still reigen coded
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Doing something I have been meaning to do for months
Drawing a bunch of different alternates of Color
Original Color is by @/superyoumna
Mirrorverse Color by @the-cactus-taco
The Cat Cafe Color by @ask-the-cat-cafe
BSSMP color by @bad-sanses-smp
Static Hue by @ossiethegreat
(if anything inaccurate i apologize in advance)
#bssmp fanart#color!sans#color sans#othertale#othertale sans#static hue#tcc fanart#erm#idk if theres a tag#ask to tag ig?#i dont know if i should tag for the other ones ?#color variants#if theres a fanart tag i dont know about tell me lol#eyestrain#cw eyestrain#HOW DID MY DUMBASS FORGET TO TAG THAT#anyways#bright colors
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Vol 3 Jack really went though it huh
#he really did tho that last part man.... i would say you need therapy but your last therapist sucked#Jack needs a vacation#well he got one- they all got one but we all know how that went huh#these characters really can not catch a break#oh also jerry is there but im not tagging him#tales from the gas station#art#artwork#fanart#tftgs fanart#tftgs jack#he did not lie when he said he looks younger when his hair grows out- i remember that#do i tag Ricardo? idk no ones gonna get that unless theyve read the books i doubt its a tag#illustration#tftgs vol3#jack townsend#dont ask why im posting this so late my time
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my entry for @shootingstarrfish's OM Maid DTIYS (❁´◡`❁)
#obey me#obey me fanart#art tag#fanart#obey me solomon#obey me barbatos#OMMaidDTIYS#finally done!!#gotta draw my faves hehe#some notes:#solomon's marks are just random scribbles that may change depending on how i remember it#idk what i was doing with the shading#i was the one who sent the ask abt the extension of deadline hfjdhj#officially done with my finals yippee
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Ask the Guardianship AU!
I just need an excuse to force myself to draw smth also I wanna try out some new brushes... also im kinda stuck on the fanction.... guys im struggling send help
okay so these are a popular thing people on tumblr do but I am like a senior citizen when it comes to social medias so I have never done one of these or even really participated in one. BASICALLY (if im getting this right) you can ask questions and I'll draw out the characters responding or reacting to them or whatever i dont know whats happening
It may take me a little while to do some of these bc im not very fast but idk i think i'd be a fun way to flesh out some lore!!!
#wild kratts#littlecrittereli#chris kratt#martin kratt#kratt brothers#wild kratts au#wk guardianship au#guardianship au#ask the guardianship au#thats gonna be the specific tag i use for this btw#just to.... keep it in one place idk#trying to get some content out on my page i know its been kinda empty lately im sorry#still cannot draw martin consistently maybe someday i will learn how
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Made a silly low-effort thing
*PLEASE NOTE: I do like Moominvalley (2019)'s Joxter, but I decided to read Moominpappa's Memoirs today and boy howdy are these two different lol.
#my stuff#ask to tag#Moomins#The Moomins#Joxter#The Joxter#Moominvalley season 4 spoilers#Moominvalley#idk how many variants of this meme have gone around but I saw one a while ago and was reminded of it like yesterday or something.#After reading half the book I can see where feral Joxter fanon came from. Dude's a bit of a menace and I'm all for it.#Also he canonically carries a knife with him in the books.#ALSO fun fact: My copy of that book uses “The Exploits of Moominpappa” as the title instead
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Hi i'm absolutely in love with the reverse au!!
I want to know, in this verse does edwin still confesses to charles? if so how is it different? i feel if he did he would end it by apologizing, you know, religious guilt and all
There’s a train that goes through Hell.
Its journey starts in Wrath, and it departs already full of souls. It took Charles far too many years to realize that there were separate, more spacious wagons that demons could board. Not that he could understand why anyone, hellborn or not, would want to get into the damned thing. He certainly hadn’t.
Actually, Charles couldn’t recall ever boarding the train. As far as he could tell, he just appeared there one day, and had spent the next tortuous decades trying to get out. It was part of the torture. Getting out was entirely possible. More than that, it was necessary.
The train had no regular schedule that he could discern (not at first, though he had always been good at finding patterns, and was eventually able to crack it) but it would make quite a few stops before finally returning to the Wrath ring. Souls inside the train were already angry and far too close to each other (close, so close not even air could squeeze in) but when they got really violent was when the train made a stop.
Getting out didn’t mean you were free, no matter where you managed it, be it Sloth or Gluttony, Pride or Lust. No, as soon as the train finished its journey, you would appear back inside, in Wrath where you belonged, suffocating once again, getting ready to claw your way out for the millionth time.
Because if you didn’t get out, The Conductor would get you.
If he thought about it calmly, Charles could probably say that he got out of the train more times than not. Still, being caught by The Conductor once was bad enough, as there was no coal in Hell, and something had to serve as combustible. Souls could not burn to death, and the whole journey always felt longer than eternity when he was caught. Once it was over, he would be inside again, and fight with more desperation than before, not caring who stayed inside so long as it wasn’t him.
He couldn’t understand why anyone, hellborn or not, would want to get into the damned thing. He certainly hadn’t. But as the souls pushed and bit and clawed and punched their way out, Edwin boarded the train. And that wasn’t even the most groundbreaking revelation Charles had that day.
ko-fi
#ask ask ask#dead boy detectives#dbda#payneland#edwin x charles#reverse verse#you get a... drabble? because there's no way I can draw the train#i spent a lot of time wondering how to reply to this without spoiling anything#and then i realized hey i can just draw it there's no schedule#who would have thought#but yeah it was decided early on that charles would be the one to confess#hope you like my little version of charles' hell!#he doesn't like multitudes#trains or enclosed spaces#did edwin eventually understand what charles meant?#uuuuuuh yeah a bit but he's in denial#also i want you all to appreciate how much courage it took for edwin to go to HELL being the religious person that he is#cw blood#i guess?? idk if i should tag something else#I... I didn't proof read and I'm a better drawer than writer be easy on me yeah?
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Cant believe I never posted my guitar! I covered it in cutouts from my moms big old anatomy book :)
#one of the cooler & sexier projects I’ve ever done imo#the guitar itself is a hand me down from my stepdad it was like a build ur own guitar situation#the little eyes on the back r from magazines n the heart on the rib cage is some red plastic paper I had but everything else is from an#anatomy book my mom had from when she went to massage school :) all mod podged on (my stepdad sanded it first for me)#my art#ask to tag?? it’s a lot I guess but like idk how I’d tag it so lmk#OH & the eyes on the knobs r doll eyes from eBay
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Can someone who is NOT a zionist tell me why Jewish people have so much conspiracy and hate? when did it start and why? how and why did it spread?
Preferably someone who is jewish or really knows what theyre talking about answer
#it might be silly to ask#but i see all these conspiracies like from every angle and its been going on for so long like#why!#how does it spread#like was it one guy who made another guy mad and you can pinpoint exactly when antisimetism conspiracies started#or is it bc religion?#or did it happen in 2 totally unconnected places? but how would it spread#im sorry im really high rn and i read that post#and like i know of the stuff said. not all tho i learned something new#but i realize i dont know why#like whats it mean that im ashkenazi dna on my moms side#maybe thats seperate convo idk#it really hittjn#hope it all make sense#oh shit i forgot to write tags#jewish#jewblr#jumblr#antisemitism#history#ashkenazi#question
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perhaps the most important question i’ve ever asked:
does anyone have tips for people trying to stop being chronically late to everything in the world that aren’t weirdly judgmental and aggressive or flat out lies
#when i tell you every single resource i’ve ever found or tried to get through or anyone i’ve ever asked#has been just so. mean about it#not even intentionally#not always at least#but there’s so much inherent shame tied to being late to things or being a person who used to be late to things#that i don’t think people can untie that from their ‘helpful tips’#it’s all ‘i used to also be a lazy uncaring piece of shit! you don’t have to be a horrible wretched loser anymore!’ and it’s like. okay.#you see how that’s not helping. right.#making me feel worse about it is NEVER helpful. i promise you i already have tortured myself over it FARRR more than any ‘on time’ person#ever had#this has been a comic i’ve been stewing on for ages as well but. well there’s of course the shame#idk it’s something that people are always despicably mean about bc fundamentally people who have never struggled with it#see it as a personal choice to be late#and as something one needs to just ‘try harder’ to fix. and that if you don’t#you inherently don’t care about other people’s time or even other people in general#and that feels horrible! it feels really bad!!#i mean i’ve got it from EVERYONE. disability allies. other adhd folks. disability resource offices#it’s something that nobody ever cares to acknowledge or try to accommodate for#bc time blindness and exec dysfunction are NEVER taken seriously as disabilities. they’re always always viewed as a personal failing#and i’m sick and tired of it. bc all this does is make people struggling with this Hate themselves#and worry endlessly that maybe they Are selfish and actually Don’t care about anyone else#there’s a bit too much here to keep in the tags i should really do the comic for adhd awareness month
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im way too scared to say this on main but icl i love lloyrumi n' i love ur lloyrumi art ... can u draw them more for me ... maybe dr harumi meeting sora and jordana like 'damn lloyd they js like us fr fr ???'
i love when the relationship dynamic is "kiss marry kill? all of the above"
#llorumi#wolfcat shipping#raspberryshipping#ninjago#:3#parcaeive#ty for the ask!!! :3#ok im too lazy to tag the individual characters right now maybe later#also anon never be afraid to be a llorumi shipper...never be afraid to be real af#thwres Six actie llorumi shippers here and they would fight for u fr...#also sorry for taking about Checks time NINE THOUSAND YEARS to respond#WAIT im not forcing u to go to main Just so we r on the samr page but i think you should Not be scared#But fr dont be afraid to be a llorumi shipper we are one in the same... two peas in a pod..#like yeah ig majority of the fandom hates it so what#i like it and u like it and we're grooving so we should just have fun!!!!#also dont mind the ugly ass jordana idk how to draw her hair yet#shes my next kai#ninjago spoilers#<- only implied but wtv
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